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Pandamonium!
Happie nawt seckond. Dwinkies and danses…I suppose teh panda shall pro…prodiv…give teh music.
Duz dis b Zauberflaute?? I gess her b in China on her vakashunz …..
Awwwwww, splorrrrrrt! No, iz nawt me, but cud be,
Oar, maybee I got spayse-thyme confuzzleded an it is reely me!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@Annipuss awn perfect commint!
*Runz up to Zauberflaute purringz and hedbonking*
UR BAK!!! YAY!!!!
did u habbing deh funz?
Did u seeing gnu kitteez?
Wut did u seeing?
Wii mist u!!
Thx fur teh complimint ZF naow Ai’d better maek wiv teh CCC
Sweep up zf’s braynes’
pore dem bakk in herz hedd
pat dem down awl neet
fasten on bavin cap wiv ducky taep an a CHRG(wdo)
Offer zf a choys uf hawt oar cawld chokky drink an a flooffee blankie if needed.
Der, rest a bit an you will feel better soon.
pan flute?pan-da?reincarnated pan is almost in the right body(pandamonium , very good word !)
U maed a funneh. I maed a laff.
But frunt page ov ICHC? Wen did dis happun?
I feel liek mai life ambit… ambish… mah life dream has come troo.
nice one too!
Gud jobz 4 onlee haz maed 5 LOLz!! I haz maed LOTSuvm, but not so guds az dat yet. Congrae…Cangrachu… WELL DONZ!
Veri Clebber Nawt Sekund Ms. Annipuss Con catulashuns
Wud u liek teh drinks en danses tew Panda Musak
Is dat a reed instrumunt?
Noe, itz a bamboo pype!
Mebbe it is a Pan pipe…
Dah!
Iz kleerly a fife…
Noes. Dat iz Zamfirpanda wannabee.
Wow, thx fur dis link. Booteful musix!
Panda eben holdz it rite! (cept 4 dat left hand pinkee thing)
tu ra lu ra lu…
Panda Monium
PAN was the god of shepherds and flocks, of mountain wilds, hunting and rustic music. He wandered the hills and mountains of Arkadia playing his pan-pipes and chasing Nymphs. His unseen presence aroused feelings of panic in men passing through the remote, lonely places of the wilds.
NOM NOM NOM NOM . . . nawt wantz musik . . . WANTZ FUD
But myoosik iz teh fud ov lub
an panda lubs himz fud
when finished wid hiz muzik
nom nom noms dat bamboo
cawnt eben noms enyting else?!!??!!
datz wy himz endanjered
National Geographic reports that eating bamboo fronds is extremely healthy for the Panda’s digestive tract — With fronds like these, who need enemas
should been “needs”
bahdahbingh!
i don wan bamboo lessin itz kuntained…wow
dat stuff is prolifik!! teh zoo gathurz it up frum
peepz tu feed ther pandas.
Sum kinds iz nawt 2 inbasib – teh gud gardin shops tell u iffn teh sort u bye iz teh “getz ebbryware” sort.
Taht iz gud 2 no. i dryvd by a howse on
teh way tu skool las year adn yu cud Watch
(oops i sed watch…itz watch wif yur iiz nawt
teh kin on yur rist LCB) it Growin Obrnite!!
i xspektid it tu shoot up thru teh road nex!!
it shur duz mak a dens fens!! cannot eben
c teh howse thru it!
*heddesk*
Pan-demic of cyoot!
*dansus fer Anipuss to Panda musik*
Panda auditions 4 Olimpic Opening seremonies…
WIN!!!
Heer iz george zamphir on teh panflute (wiv teh nana mouskouri singin) playin “teh lonely shepurrrd” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AbOeybKUxI
hope dah linkee wurks!
Ai lykes Nana Mouskouri — mus lissen to dis. Ai haz mp3 uv her singin Laura, wun uv mai favrit songs.
no da panda iz playing a song called “pictures of pandas painting”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFrvNpvdvW8
it starts after “ooh la! ooh la!” if link doesnt work look up pictures of pandas painting on youtube
**grumblegrumble** Bet panda nawt play sew gud as edward **grumblegrumble** stoopid werk…can plai awn intertubes, but no can reed mai book **grumblegrumble**
tihs performur hazza lotta talents,
but tends to panda to teh audience
**snerk**
sowee 2 innerup teh pandamonium, but does teh CCC oar mebbe Dr.Tinycat hav a remedee fur mai problem?
u c, iz sittin in teh office, fillin in teh lesson notsomuch-plan fur mai next class. an i almos wroted “use past continuous for ongoin action in teh past…” mai bosscat c dat an !!!!?????@#$%&!!
*wheelz in deh CCC.*
*rummij, rumij, rumij.*
HHmmmmm.
Usuallee wii find deh braynez splorted awl ober deh plais…. Dese b intact braynez … …..
*Pullz owt DeWalt Braynez Reorginizer*
*Attachez 2 AfriCatz hed*
*Deh Braynez Reorginizer werkz wifowt removing deh braynez frum
* deh kraniul kavitee (Doan b asking mii how, I just run deh masheen)*
VVVRRREEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!
Dere, I hope dat fixxez tingz fur u. Heerz a fresh brewed cupa kawffee wif a liddle wippee kreme wif chokklit sprinkulz. Adn a chokklit possum, 2.
Ai haz no bwains. Teh zombies eeted dem.
Oh I say, your majesty!! Thanks ever so much for your splendid assistance!
Well, must dash! Tah-tah!
Hmmmm…. *Wondering if perhaps that worked too well. I seem to have lost my powers of lolspeech!!!*
(I sound like one of those chaps on the old BBC, what!
Harrumph!!
Mebbe nex tyme shud trai nawt-sew-fansee brand lyke Black and Decker.
oar da mor ekunomikul Brown n Decker. but nawt da tan n bekur.
Myewsikal panduh seys doo doo do dooo do do
Sir Pandah III bees teh pryncipul flutist (floutist ???) foar teh “Majur Aminule Simphonee Ourkestrah ov Okeephenokee, Swamp, RD#2;
Hims plaiys soe beeauteefuhlee taht awl teh lyons, tigures, and panfers jes kurl up liek liddel bebbeh-kittehs wen tehms heers hims moosik…..iyt jes bees soe inkredibule tuu sea;
Ebben teh Dololphins adn teh Killure-wales ar lulleded tuu sleap by hims wunnerfull mehlodeeuus rehndishuns!!! Noe aminule bees saife wen hims iys tootyng!!!
(Hims iys kynda liek teh Pyeied Pipure ov teh wylde (adn taime) beestes)!!!!
omg muzical panda
he is cutez, bt doeznt beetz da cuteznezz of lolcatz
U paintz bayoutiful werd pikchurz cheshirekittehkat
Muzic trooly sooves teh savitch beests…
Ai fot dat wuz teh Pogofenokee swamp…
An da winna of da Ian-Anderson-lokalaik is….
Paaandaaaaaaaaa!
i laik teh Jeffro Tullll!!!
specially teh craaaazy eyes!!!
Dem rased mee.
PandaLung…..
sittin on a nom branch
eying littl skwirlz wif bahd ntench
sumfin iz tikulin hiz noes
tiz PandaLung!
@@@@@
Ohai, Africat! U stilz heer?
Ohai, Catsablanca! nice 2 c u again! iz still lurkin arownd lurk, lurk.
between teeching teh Arabanian stewdents an mai nu bebbeh-kitteh, nawt so mush time to lol around.
gotz 2 go shoppin naow. c u all lader…
Ian Pandason?
oh *Precisely*
Flute loops
o hai rodney dill!!
i see u haz changed ur abatar… r dose da eyez uf daffy duck by any chance?
Marvin the Martian
Verreh cuteh…dey dint make menney toonz wif
him…nawt enuff ovem..
o yesh! i remeberz him! all da loony toonz were gud!
Wow, he’s even holding it just like you do when you play flute! Even artists don’t get that right half the time! (Former flute geek)
Cuuute!
Now I’d like to show you a little something I like to call The Old Bamboo
♫♪
A gennulmun’s got a walking stick.
A seamun’s got a gaff.
An deh merree men uv Robin Hood
Dey uzed a kwarterstaff.
♫♪
On deh Spanish playns inside deir kanes
Dey hide deir ruddy sords.
But wii make due wif an old bam-boo
An everywun applawds!
♫♪
1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 – 6 – 7 – Hey!
Mii ol’ bam-boo, mii ol’ bam-boo
U’d bedder never bovver wif mii ol’ bam-boo.
U ken have mii hat or mii bum-ber-shoo
But u’d bedder never bovver wif mii ol’ bam-boo.
♫♪
Dick Van Dyke, FTW!
Wuz dat teh theme song r sumpin??
Nope, itt caym frum Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang!
Oh my sweet Bamboo
Mewzikul panda iz mewzikul.
Ohai eberyone!!
doez anybody know how to change da quilty squarish fing which i instead uf mah abatar??
O hai Hashim, Iffn u goe 2 Lolcatburglar’s profile, she has a tootoriul dat will tell u haow to goe bloo.
Sowwy, Ai din’t reed ur messij berry well. I fink she awlso tells u haow to get an abatar. Ai haz dun it, but Ai doan’t `member haow!
i tried da fingy but mah commintz aint being posted wiff mah wierd press accounts…
Lolcatburglar maed teh wunnerful tootorials:
http://www.hullcloth.com/evidence/movies/tutorilols
bazikally u needz tu maek an akount at wordpress dot com an upload ur abatar pikshur der. den wen u kum to ichc u needz to be logged intu wordpress nawt seckund.
Hai Hashim!! I haz sum hep 4 u.
But soon wii will awl gets to seeing ur abatar weneber u b logged into werdpress wen u making deh commints. 
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I giving u sum hep 4 deh avatar. (it b deh wun frum deh wordpress accownt, not the ICHC profile.)
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u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account. eezee peezee, just go to http://www.wordpress.com and den following deh strukshunz.
u musting put in an avatar in ur ‘profile’ page dere.
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u can awlso b putting deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address (like ur ICH profile page) in deh box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. Den ur name will b deh bloo linkee.
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After u hav set up deh wordpress profile page save it, den u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC.
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But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
o fankz eberyone fur da halp!!
u iz rite, i gotz moar halp dan i expected!
YAY!!
mah abatar iz naow mah Simba kitteh! i fink… iz going to test…
O hai cweenmj and eberybudy else!
i wrote a commint and iz waiting fur it to appear….
and u’z rite! iz got maor halp dan i expected!!
fanks eberyone!!
And heer b ur furst commints wif dhe abatar!!
Dey finally showed up.
Simba iz berry prittee.
*snorgle*
O hai cweenmj and eberybudy else!
i wrote a commint and iz waiting fur it to appear….
and u’z rite! iz got maor halp dan i expected!!
fanks eberyone!!!
i haz a problem… i madez a wurd press account and signed in it and maed 2 or 3 commints wiff it but dey didnt showz up!
i haz a sad
Did u using deh same email address on deh wordpress account as wut u use normullee?? if not, ICHC may b thinking u b a noo person. It awlwayz checkingz owt deh noo peepz 2 verifying deh emailz.
i iz uzing da same e-mail address but it be not wurkin…
why me, why me!
pweaze halp….
or i may hab depresshun
HHmmm. I b trying 2 think wut it kud b.
At deh top uv yer comment box duz it b saying:
Logged in as Hashim. Logout>>
yesh… it iz saying dat…
OMG!!
it wurked!!
YAY!! i haz a happity happity!! *dances till dropz*
P.S. naow mah name iz hashimhaider , not Hashim in ICHC cauz da name ‘Hashim’ waz not available on wierd press
Dat must b y it took a while … new name, deh moderatorz had 2 chekking it owt.
*Joinz hands wif Hashim adn danzez rownd deh ruum*
i aint used to da new naem az well…. well, atleast i hab mah abatar!
At deh top uv ur commint box duz it say
Logged in as Hashim
or iz der 3 lines
1 fer ur name, 1 fer ur email adn 1 fer URI?
If u b logged in to werdpress, it shud b saying logged in.
fankz cweenmj fur halping cauz naow it wurkz…. i can see mah Simba kitteh az mah abatar!
O I see Ur new loggin werked!! I just logged owt to see whut happenz. I fink I haz an uglee kwiltee fing. Must go log bak in now.
*duz happee dans furr Hasim!!!*
yay! naow we haz happity happity!
adn he iz so cute! i luv teh
orinj wunz!!
awww fank u PercyCat!!
yesh, he’z bery kyoot and bery dum too!!
he letz meh do anyfing wiff him!
eben maek himz dance fur da nawt-sekund comminter!
dum lyk a dolphin=
crazy lyk a fawx
Heez a Gumbi cat!
(i wuz partial to Pokey tho)
Mi Miranda wuz lyk taht.
gud description fur himz!
itz crazy, dum and kyoot!
not to mention bery hungry…
Hashim u lissen tu teh cweenmj! she noes ebberyting! she helped me wen ai wuz gettin started. fankyou cweenmj! an i reelly lurved teh storee ov teh nitewachman on teh uvver lol. i kried a lotz cuz i wud taek awl teh unwanted kittehs ifn ai cud. ebberytiem i fink ov ur storee ai start to kry so ai will stop finkin nao…but fankyou for bein such a byootiful sole!
aww, manx, i mist anuddr storee…wher it B??
It b on deh y dis ladder screem page.
sry.
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I not wanting 2 making u cry.
noe it wuz a happi-sad cry, dats a ok kind.
datz jus wut iz gon sed…
i put on shadz soz u kant c mi iiis…
sweet-sorrow iz wut it iz…
adn cumfurtin tew…
{{cweenmj}} u gud storeespellur…
i lubbed teh nite wachmin storee, two!
woah! how’d yoo do teh muzikal notes?
hearz 3hree wayz:
you can copy n paste: ♫ &9836; ♩
you can press ♫ Alt 1 4 on the nomberpad wif nomber lock (i has to do Fn Alt 14)
oar you can type (omit all spaces) ♫
& # 98 3 5 ;
oopsiee. on the coppy n paste shoulda bin: ♬
Akshully, I tryed that, but it no wurked… so I had to doo it in fotoshop!
tanx 2 gibbocat…
fur dis wun ♫ do dis {♫} adn
fur dis wun ♪ do dis {♪}
i hoep dat werkd…
datz funni…it dint werkd!! it jus huggd teh notez…
mmmm…okay den…
do dis {ampersand-#-9835-semicolon} w/out teh
dashes… adn teh uddr is substoot {9834}
Dere b anuzzer way, 2.
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*puttingz on deh geek hat wif dhe propellrz*
if u b habbing deh Windoze 97, u ken dueing dis:
Klikkee on deh Start den System Tools
den Character Map. Wen it opunz dere be awl sorts
uv karakters (kinda like heer). Select wut u want
(u ken pik moar dan 1) den klik deh Copy button.
den kum bak 2 ur commint and press Ctrl+V
(oar click Edit, den Paste frum dehn Menu bar)
*Takez off deh geek hat adn putting it away.*
I can has A-Flat plz?
I wan E sharp!
i has bamboo floot, plai pretti sng 4 now
David Carradine stars in “Kung Fu: The legend continues some more…”
It pyd piper, perhapz.
How did u mak dah note thingys?
Hello,
I am Fernando and also the owner of this photograph
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_Panda_Tai_Shan.JPG
I am glad you like it but you must have my name and a way of contacting me on it if you want to publish it. This image is under CC license and anyone can use provided they attribute the owner accordingly.
thanks
Fernando
frevilla@latport.com