Elderly kitteh…
Elderly kitteh… disapproves of piercings.
y iz der no respekt 4 elders anymoar?
picture: Nikki. lol caption: frogman544
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Nope. I duz nawt appruv.
Don haz tew bee elderlee to disaproov uv dat. Ew.
majer ew… tehy luks liek shinee pimpulls.. and nobuddee likes pimpulls…
(mv) Ai noes! Ai wuz tinking dat. Lyk pimpulls arnt bad enuff, den sumwun duzz dat on porpoise.
ezzakly! ennywun haz magnet?
Diffrent strokes foar diffrent folks.
Ai liek ‘em.
:3
tru about diff. strokes. I have no real room to throw stones. I have three in one ear myself. One for each season at an outdoor drama I worked at many many moons ago.
wait…wutt now?
i dont see why this is only 4 stars i think that this is one of the
funnier ones i have seen on here in a while.
and sumthing to tye teh misgided yooth up with- ai dont think theyll let us remoov teh unsitelyness wifowt a fite.
Wat yu want aer lots ob reely powerful magnits. On tawp ob bildings.
but wut abowt teh watches, joolry, compys (oh noes!), kars, gunpowders, an uther metal things nawt kurrentlee stapled to a hyoomins fase?
Gunpowders and nibes prolly wownt be missed mush.
Adn wu dribes kars wib deez gas prices? Az fore watches, well, I’ll neber be ‘late’ tu a meeting iffen dey downt noe wat thyme it is.
akshooly,mowst bawdy juleree iz nawt magneteek. nawt eeenuff to be bawdersum. Eben de detektorz at de ayerports doan catch dem, less dey REEEALLY biggunz…an well..eben ay doan understan doze. De ownlee magnetz dat eben twitch dem is an emaraye, and nawt much dere.
(my ex had sum an he had ta get an emaraye on heez nee. he wuz tellun me dat it mayd um hiz peersings twitchamutate wif de pulzes of de matcheen but nuffin hyooge. )
Srsly. Wai sumbodee put up so bad pikure of self? Major uglee! Take down, k?
Ai agriiz wiv yu. But “elderly cat” shur iz Qte!!!
*SWOON*
Hope not trubls wif da law. Dat picur convict!
ai agreez wit taht. ai finds it hard tew tawk tew sumwun hoo has weerd peersings, espeshully teh wuns on teh tung.
Posters below here are retared aswell.
Does poster meeditly buv here mom know him’s on teh innernets?
prolly nawt. she wudnt a-proov of teh postrs langage.
Diz begs impurtint kweschun. Du trolls hab mubbers?
yase, bun sumtymes nawt fathrs…
hoominz need to be punishd
probly nawt..mubbers taek a luuk an sai “Pleh! a troll” an bandon dem at birf.
unless tehy has flooffee pink hare… or a shinee belleebuttun. den teh muther keep tehm.
I rather thought they were hatched on a hot rock and raised by lizards,
.
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but then lizards have manners, of a sort.
Dat’s rite! Yew tayk a chikin egg, adn hab it hatched by a salamander under teh full moon. Yew den get a troll, a cockatrice, ore a berry confuzzled chickin.
Hey -how did u no bout my latess seecrit expirem….eskperuim….essperemin…sience projekt?
you are cordially invited to consume excrement and expire all life signs
You know, it WOULD be possible to make sure that all posts are above his nastiness…
Maybe next time we should do that…
And I haven’t heard anything like your comment put with such class in a very long time.
I apologize to all offended cheezpeeps, I surpassed my BS tolerance level hours ago, this was the proverbial straw to the camel’s back of my composure.
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sry
Iz otai, Dan–wee unnerstans. Sum daiz aer juss lyke taht. Ai wuz finkin tihs guise abowt 11 yeers owld.
Oh noe SHD, thankumz tu yu, iz nawt offended, twaz rathur elokwent inah sumwut W. C. Fieldsian weigh. Aye wuz finkin wii kud play konnekt-teh-dotz wif elektroadz awn Hustlar’s piercings, butt Aye noe bii finkin hymz old enuf tu hab enny…..
mite be bestest if we jus ‘nore dem an dey goes wai…………… but iz hard nawt tew try tew retailiate………. oh mai, did ai spellz dat rong? mebbe ai iz restarted?
*ohhh, teh weelz onda bus go “whir,whir, whir”…* adn juss how wud Aye noa iffin it wuz spelt rong?
Aye’s bin fallin orf teh innertube ebbery sew offin tunite… doan noa Y, butt Mr. P juss com in adn fixtamikated it, yay!
oh gud fur mr. pjammie tew be fixin……….. yew bin runnin orf tooo muchlee
don bee two sur… I hab had 5th graders wif dem…..
momcat
Oh, nawt ‘fended at all!! ai thot it wuz hilleryus!
’twas sed qwite elloqwently, wrnt it?
why i thot twas tu mi deer.
wel sed, wel sed!!!
can’t….. blush….. any….. harder, head’ll ’splode….some of the things packed away in the dark recesses of that slab o’ granite shouldn’t see daylight again.
Sew wut kin yu rustle up dat wii cud C? Iz gittin laet, adn wii cud lub ah gud story, pleze, Unca Dan, tell uz ah story? Tell uz anudder camel epysoda? Aye promuss tu bii gud adn nawt spilz mah hawt chonklit on Jamama oar PercyCat. Pleze?
I really wanted to get the pic’s from a co-worker. They were deleted from his camera before being downloaded. They would’ve shown the reaction of Missy (da Camel of de Prehensile Lips) to my shaving soap (using a old school brush and cup….lovely experience).
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I will say this, that furry, soft, three-part camel lip feels…………odd on a clean shaved cheek. Facial cheek, ya perv.
Facial cheek, ya perv.
Talkin too urself agin?
/runs
I know how to throw bolos.
snarffle, snerk..
silly Unca Dan, Aahz iz frum Perv, nawt mii. Adn now, afore Aye getz in trubble, Ayez gonna taek mai liddle opposable fumbz adn prehensable tayle orf tu neepy landingz.. ooh, dat remines mii, gotta fidn Jamama. Nite-nite
I could take ya down, and then tickle hoofesses, earsesses, nosesessses, and arm…no…um limb pits?, mercilessly wif peacock feather from ty-booteek.
Unca Dan? both my actors from my touring days, and my nephews use that. *shudders*
smammie, yew lurkin fer meee? heer ai iz
Ohai Jamama! Aye fell orf agin (modem iz suspeckt) adn is past elebenty noa, tu. Mr. P’s plain seetz 4, sorta… iffin deyr anorexic. Aye doan liek goin upsy-oopsies… green iz nawt ah gud shayd fur possums, letz mii tel yu. Onlii, iz mush phun tu taek pix in teh aer, adn iz kwik tu bizit fambly in Maine… until Aye runz outta teh chonklit martoonies.
Nitey-nite.
g’nite smammie, and I envy you the airplane, ima wing-nut myself.
g’nite smammie………..mebbee ai seez yew heer tewmorrie!!!
Ah, fansee wai of sayin ESAD.
he’s ded, Jim
cool, grab his tricorder…….I’ll get his wallet.
*jinglejinglejingle*
[runnin off wif chanj frum himz pokkets]
wach owt!
I betz LCB beez lurkn roun hear! Mebe she getz shini communicater pin finy…
momcat
Nao dat is sew rong! If we wuz rturted we wld has excoos to be as styoopid as U.
I hates dat word. I hope you getz bited on eyelid by an lolbug.
DAMN YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
Hai Stend!! Wen u gonna git a profile so I can putting u on mai frend list??
It won’t b kumpleet wifowt u.
I ♥ Stend
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Cat duz noat proove of fat gurlz
Awlso finks ur musikx is juss noize!!
well, hao else am ai gunna drown owt yer naggy voyse?
An if u fink ur leevin teh haus in dat outfit, yung kitteh, u hav an-otter fink comin!
Stoopy WeerdPretzel, dat wuz suppozed to be reply to kitsunerina saying commint about teh naggy voyse. Ai put it dere nao. Pleez disregard.
but maaaaahm, itz in style! awl teh uther gurls will laff at me if ai show up waring teh klothes yu buyd fore me.
..
(awn a side note, sum moms by teh reveelin kloths fore tehir children an then wunder whai their gurls kum home frum hi skool awl nokked up- stoopy parints)
Let dem laff. Wen u leev dis haus u represent dis famblee. Nao march rite upstayrz and change or u’ll miss da skool bus.
I ‘greez sum parants siz strang- I hadz a koot liddle pre-skhooler who hadz a t-shirt wif her pitcher awn it n it sed “sexy thing”….wierd if u askes me…
momcat
Posters below me are retarded.
Wii don’t talk like that arownd heer, Hustlarr. Wii only hav wun rule, adn that iz 2 play nice. If u want 2 play nice u r welkum 2 stik arownd. This b a berry majikkle plais, adn wii wantz 2 keeping it dat way.
cweenmj, ai jus posted teh udder dae haow nis dis plays iz and den peeps lyke dat shoz up and dey’re jus teh pleh!
Ai reeded ur goin tew MN in a few weaks. Mee tew! Wee’s goin to Alexandria.
pssst…. ai think iz a tee- arr- oh- ell- ell.
…
here hustlarr persun, has a nise orinj mousiee. it will ficks awl uv yer problems.
Heer, I gibbing Hustlarr anuzzer orinj mousee. U ken nebber haz 2 menne. :snerk:
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Wii goes to liddul town near Rochester. Den souf b4 deh snow flies.
I b allerjik 2 snow. It makez mai fais git awl red adn mai noze dripz. It b awful.
O, ai haz on-lyne frend in Rochester. Ai wuz bornded in Minneapolis but growed up in California. Wee be goin bak to visit udder fambly memburs stil in MN.
Hab a gud tyme seein ur mom and dad, and in Texas! Ai alsew has frend in Iowa hoo winturs in Port Aransas, TX.
I growed up on Lake Minnetonka in MN!
Get a skeeto bite fur meh while ur there!
Hab fun!
Yu growed up on da layke? :goggle: I’d sink iffen I tryd libbing on teh layke, rather than a bowt or on teh shore. :devil:
son of CC?
JD, sounds like ur libbin on borrowed tiem.
*dips sum moar orinj mowsies in orinj saws mixed wib teh hottist peppurs on urf – pulls de pins owt adn throes dem in direkshun ob troll*
Did u frow teh pins or teh peppurs?
*snurt*
Wii iz almowst close enuff fur a cheezmeet! Ai lib in SE Souf Dakotah. Berry close tew u guyz!
awww…c’mon… himz jus need meeneh meeneh hugs… himz jus a lownley nawt loved purrson… twying hard 2 get sum ‘tention… lets cuddl himz till himz got da rite speek.
Mai kineness, let me sho u it.
yew can haz unretarded place tew go????
ai inbites yew tew go der………… yew cin hussle der!! yeah dats wut yew cin dew!!
no, u iz.
Iffen teh troll powsts under teh troll (wich dey did), iz teh troll trolling teh troll? But den, ask nawt for hume teh fell trolls, it trolls for goggie.
*falls over, snurting*
Hey sweetie, go check my post on “K nao tie it to the other shoo”
I just wanted you to know…
I taught a weally, weally, wong time to comes up wif a response worfy of you. “I knows you are, but what am I?”
Oh, cool! I was just about to post dat!
GMTA!
ai’m rubber and troll iz glue
wat ebber u sai
bounces off ov meh
and stiks to u.
*raspberry sound*
Me tew! And ai luvs ur green GHRG , NC66- it is ur solar panel, rite?
Well…tekniklee..mai solar panel iz unner mai CHRG. It powerz teh lub musheen, but teh green CHRG iz enviromentally fwendly, sew it letz teh sun rayz thru.
yu, mah fren, iz ah peece ob werk… snert
awh…
“let da sun shin, let da sun shin… da suuuun shin frouuuuu!
momcat
U has mah raspberry?
Give it.
::pops raspberry in mouf::
Wut rashburry?
Durn.
U cheeted.
Ur supposed to say MAKE ME.
Den I getted too snurt, “I doan make trash, I burn it”
I furgit wutt teh clebbur reesponse to DAT is.
compact disk.
*heddesk* *heddesk* Betamax *heddesk* Red Book *heddesk* Laserdisk *heddesk* *heddesk* *heddesk*
doan cha yust hate it when folks doan know der lines?
Oh gib me a lol,
Were nobodi troll,
Adn teh cheezpeeps snorgle kittehs awl day.
bravo, well done.
Oooh. Ai liek this game. Ai maik ah nudder raspberry
Give it
Make me
I doan make trash, I burn it.
Iz dat why yoo burned yorself?
Did nawt.
Did sew.
Did nawt!
Did sew!
NAWT!
SEW!
Buttonz awn eggs.
*laffs inanelee*
see previous invitation
Now, now. Let’s be nice to the kid. 4th grade is tough.
ai haz a sad…………. ai kan’t membery bak dat fur!!!
OOOh,,, I membur back as far as sitting in teh kitchen sink back in Germany
taking a litlol baff and teh fun ub playing wiff teh plastic cuppy in teh watur.
Dat wur about 10 munffs, year old, mebbeh? I duzzunt noe.
I haz a sad. I CAN remember dat far bak adn downt want tu. *wurks on making jamamakitty happi agayn by convincing awl teh nayburhood cats wib ittybitty baby kittehs to take teh kittehs to jamamakitty for snorgles*
dat wud rilly rilly gib me teh happi!!! mai mamakitty iz teh happy kitty cuz ai iz home now……… ai am gettin teh lots ob purrrrrrz n rubs……… iz otay…. fanks JC (teh heeeeeeeero)
ooooooooops
dat wud be JD
*wunners haw jamamakitty knows C really iz my middle initial*
Be less tuff if u nawt such a troll!
I was thinking it sounded more like a 5-year-old.
o, hai DavecanhasDrTinycat, we tyed!
May I intrist you in a toklit martooni?
OOH! OOH! Can ai haz one too??
Toklit martoonis for eberbuddy!
‘Cept teh toll.
Him can not has!
*purr…lap lap lap…hic*
yer right, let us give the little goober “elderberry wine” instead.
I ‘pose weid onli need a teeni tini chest for dat goober!
lub dat plai- didz propz fur it- gotted antiqu pump oregun, I didid da pedelz n sumbudi elz plaied it…… deh gotted in tribble fur playin wif da props, I didntt ’cause nobudi cud see mei!
momcat
hims can has febreze an’ sunshine.
Bwahahahahaha…..dens whut happenz…..
U iz naemed mai favrit drinkee! It wud bee mai pleshur.
Lets awl go 2 deh ty-booteek and haz chokklit ‘tooneez.
Trollz won’t follow us dere. Dey hab no majinashunz, so dey kant b finding the Ty-booteek.
az dis iz mai nawt-second nawt-second (nearlee ruined bai rood hustlar abuv), ai sai, teh mor, teh merrier. And letz have trufflez and jazz and swing dancing and what Dave wantz.
And hai stagehanddan, hao were teh Wiggles?
Chokklit trufflez??
Oar deh wunz deh piggeez find in deh grownd?
Chokklit, of corse, unless u want tu hav risotto too, den we hav teh piggie kind too, aifinkso.
awwwz, ai can fix!!! use mah supar powuhs ob febreze an’ sunshine, troll no never post ‘gen!!! or mebbe…*’tinkin’ reelee hard* maek troll watch barney, his face asplode.
Holee silver moleez.
take it awf take it awf tawk it awf– REEEMMOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!
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(izza song)
Reelee. Hoo wantz tew b servd at Starbuks or Noass bai sumwum wit dose in der fase? Nawt mee!
It duzzn’t bother meh.
As long as dey doan spit in mah drink, iz OK wif meh.
given what I do for a living, and the people I interact with, it just cannot be a problem.
Agreed (we in teh same bidnez calld show), but they shud at least exhibit some style in both selection and placement of jewelry.
agreed, most heartily.
Sawwy, don want gai with fase peercings and dreds makin mai bagel.
Must leev hear for a wile cuz pikchur iz nawt pritee. No want to see it!
Moar leeriks plzthnx
I stuck my head in a little skunk’s hole,
And the little skunk said,
Well, Bless my soul!
Take it out (take it out)
Take it out (Take it out)
Remoooooooove it!
I didn’t take it out
And the little skunk said,
If you don’t take it out,
you will wish you were dead!
Take it out (take it out)
Take it out (Take it out)
Remoooooove it.
Psssssssssss, too late!
Yeahbut teh sawng izza bowt skunkies. Ai lerneded itt in skowt-dai-kamp. Ware didd yoo lern itt?
ai went 2 camp lass week, an ai no heer da skunky song. but ai heers canniball king song. (lolspeak off)
The cannibal king with the big nose ring
fell in love with a husky ma-a-aid.
And every night in the pale moonlight
across the bay he’d wa-a-de.
He’d hug and kiss that pretty little miss
Under the bamboo tre-e-ee
And every night in the pale moonlight
it sounded like this to me-e-e:
Boom boom *kiss*kiss*
Boom boom *kiss*kiss*
Under the bamboo tre-e-ee
Boom boom *kiss*kiss*
Boom boom *kiss*kiss*
Honey won’t you marry me-e-ee
We’ll build a bungalow big enough for two
Big enough for two, my honey,
Big enough for two.
And if you marry me, happy we’ll be
Happy we’ll be, my honey
Under the bamboo tree!
If you’ll be M-I-N-E mine
I’ll be T-H-I-N-E thine
And I will L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time
You are the B-E-S-T best
Of all the R-E-S-T rest
And I will L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time!!
Wooo!!!!
(lolspeak on) ….uhhh…. mebbe dis 2 long?
Fred Savage haz got nuttin on her.
youtube.com/watch?v=4rAk4pE0Vuw
Hawrummffee Kitteh
lykes shynee deevysez, butz
nawtz in Hewmin’z fayss
Shynee deevyssez shoodz
beez free 2 moovz aroundz. Nawt
staypulldz n2 playss
Hewminz duz sutch straynjj
feengz. Needz 2 reepoartz dis 2
Kitteh’z Muthurrshippz
Jack.
applaws wif mai floofy paws for dat poem, Jack!
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Ai halp yoo wit yor next peersing. See deez pointy fings? Day maikum peersingz fore at uh tiem. Here, let meh show yoo.
quantity discownt – u gotz it!
Bulk diskownt wen uzing awl fore paws.
Snorgle bellee = get piercings.
Definitelee wurth it den.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT IS SO ME IN THAT PICTURE RIGHT NOW.
u r teh kitteh oar u r teh hoomin?
human. obvs.
Oh Hai Nikki
Tanks fur providen funz pics furr awl!
Aih see dat pic wuz submitted by Nikki, sew dat mite indeed bii U?
Hoa fun tew make home paeg uf Icanhascheezburger wid yur beeg ol kitteh!!!
Concatsulations!!
I actually didn’t submit that. my friend chris did, i think. i have no idea why it says my name on there. but it’s me.
http://www.myspace.com/nikkimcraezy
kitteh be gibben hooman de evil eye.
hooman better larns sign to ward it off
Um, skuze me, miss. U haz sumfing hanging outta ur noze dere… and over dere tew…ick.
“…an get off mah lawn!!1!”
*waves floofee paw in air*
Wabe yur paws in de air lyke yu downt care,
Nom by da hoomans az dey splort der brayns and stare.
Do ur danse, do ur danse, do ur danse kwik,
Ahhh, cum on bebeh tell meh wat’s teh wurd…
GUSHIFUDS
I know your dad!
oh yeah?
well, mai dad…
.
…he’s in yr house
beatin up yr dad
Franklee I not cares if dey dressed like a clown while dey makes mah drink or
I finkso dat r fair.
bagel. I juss wunt dem too show same curtessy an not snurt at mah middlol aged
clotheses.
ohai Kafleen, way noo noob here, yur such a coot lil donkey…..too shy to say more…..just ohai and yur reely so nise……
cherilc
Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fank you!
{{{{{{cherilc}}}}}}}
Dids I juss see ur name on Yahoo Cheezfrens? or dat sumwun else?
Doan beez shy heer!! Juss beez nice!
how do u get pics?????
wut pix yew wantz?? yer abatar? or wut? (Laik kafleen’s donkee?)
on my profile atz on this website!
1) yew haz tew getz an account on wordpress.com
2) yew uploads teh abatar pikshur der
3) yew loads the url at teh top of yer ICHC profile page on yer wordpress profile page….. laik dis
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
O……………………………………………ok
I fink I dids dat right.
Yes! See! It am DrTinycat!!
hehe
Yippee!! ai always hopes ai splain fings rite an haz teh happi wen ai sees success!! ai lurves teh little dr lolpik!!
Yeah! I neber get tired ov lookin at Dr.TinyCat!
Oh Hai Romeow
Did ennybodi ever set up a Paypal sew wii cud halp wid monies furr Happy Cat’s doption??
Hai madamz!
Fank yew fur offering to halp.
I fink dat we shud find owt where HappyCat’s foreber hoam is, and den we’ll see wat halp we might need.
Iffs u want to send meh an e-meow to teh addy on teh flyer, I’ll keep u posted.
http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
Ohai Dr.Tiny kitteh!!
ur moar clever dan da mere hoomanz cauz u’z fix da server ur self wen itz down!
o hai
Dis ar teh such great kidz siet! Wut iz teh age group her? Mah gues iz tween 8 an 15 yeers old, Im 11.
I cud not c an adult talkin baby talk all day, day wud be sick an creepy. LULZ
Srry. Dat is wutt we doo. Is a fun thing furr us. Like a vacashun from being grownup, if that helps. It’s hard to be a grownup sometimes. It’s nice to go somewhere where there’s all warm fuzzies and nice sweet stuff and people are kind to each other. I can understand how dat wud bee weerd to a kid…we wunna be kids agin, and kids juss wunna hurry up an grow up. LOL
I wud say alot ub us are middle aged wemmen hoo are verreh warm luvving
peepuls. But dere is a bunch of peepuls ages heer. I know ub a boy about your
age, a girl about 15, sum peepulss around 70 and older too. So wee gets all
ages.
I’m sorry it seems weird to you that adults enjoy talking this way. There are some very special and kind people here. If you watch and read for a while you
will see it is different from other sites where people can be very hateful. We tries to watch out for teh kids here, too, an not let any body boddur dem. We are a very protective group.
I hope you come to enjoy it as we do.
well-
sum ub uz beez almos 50, sum r 19, n sum r 12….. weiz awl agez, butz weiz awl frenz n weiz awl lubz kittehz….
aniwho…. dis no babi talk….. dis kitteh talk…… believez me, I haz dun bof.
sry we seem sik n creepi, weiz ackshouly beri nice…. dis iz cheezwirld n eberibubi iz welcum… stik a roun n listn fur a while… makz u feelz gud….
momcat
iz wuv this site i iz 12 too
motsarelly cheez is bettr den candee.
I’z fifteen, but ai tink ai iz wun ob de yungr uuzers (liek ma lolspeak?)
Ai estimaeted teh age groop 2 b middl ayjes.
hmmm… myt blame it on nawt beein a mum… but i thot baby talk wus ushi gushi wushi wushi dootzi dootzi dooooo… an i thinq nawt ebben babies can taek dis awl day long…
but… lyk owr lubbley dawnkey saided… nawt awl kiddos rownd herez… ai’s 33 years owld… well… at leest taht is wut may birf cert’f'cat says. an ai so do love beeing rownd here… not jus fur da lols… but fur da peepz here…
freakin laffin sew hard Aye haz tearz runnun doan mah fais.”wushi wushi dootzi dootzi doooooo”. Aye swear, iffin Aye hadz ebber tawked tu Jr. dat weigh, hym wudda leff hom atz teh tender aeg ob 2…. weeks….. Noa, bebbehz kant stan it eidder. Hart enuf tu larn tu speek wiffowt sum hulkin idjit confuzzling tehm.
Adn az mah liddle brudder sez (hymz 46) “Aye mai bii old, butt Aim nawt groanup”
Elderly kitteh onlee lieks hoels on teh gawlf corse.
Teh. Win.
Sum peepls luv da peercins, but ai cud onlee stan it in ma eerz. Ifs ai had peercins in ma lip, ai wud gnaw it awl dai. saem fr tung peercins.
Ai hab uh kweschun, mehbee yoo hab uh answer?
Hoa du yoo make the cawmint text bold, italic, underline & strike-thru?
ohai NC66, yew needz wun ob teh geek peeps tew splain dis…….. ai made a commint italic wunz n turned teh whole fred into italics!!
but ai finkso fur bold you duz
den yer werds den but no space after teh carat or before….
comment
hmmmmmmmmm nawt mai forte
comment
otay
use
den yer commint
den you use the / in front ob teh b fer bold wif teh pointee carats
well heck the carat dussnt show up inna comment….. but they are the pointy fings above the comma and the period
you might just want to google “code for bold” ”
oh here you go
http://www.ironspider.ca/format_text/fontstyles.htm
Oh html tags? Eazy Peezy
like this
and this
and this
and this
and this
and this
and this
wellllllllll yew knew dat awl alongggggg???????????
Oh no. I needed yoo tu put 2 and 2 together fur meh. Fank yoo berry mush.
otay, yew wun smart cookie!!
underline no wurk?
oar strike thru?
…
Plz pardon mai practice.
trying sum moreI hoap dis wurksOh yay! Noa I kin do teh ascii art.
Lemme try this..
)\_/('o.o'=(_ _)=UHmmm nawt quite. The leading blanks are stripped.
Mehbee dis wuld wurk.
 )\_/( 'o.o'=(_ _)=   UNutz!
Dis iz teh wun. Ai kin feel it mai bonez.
nbsp;)\_/(nbsp;'o.o'=(_nbsp;_)=nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;Uwe needz a practice lolpik………….
Ai agree. Am ai maikeeng a noosense ob maiself? Ai kin stawp.
noesssssssssss, oh noessssssssss!!! ai haz dun teh saim fing maiself!!!! no prololm atall!!!!
Double nutz.
| )\_/(| 'o.o'|=(_ _)=| U)\_/('o.o'=(_ _)=UYay!!!!!!! Ai haba beeeg happytail nao!
Fank yoo fank yoo jamamakitty
Here’s uh cheezburger fur yoo.
_..----.._.' o './ o o \|o o o|/'-.._o __.-'\\ ````` /|``--........--'`|\ /`'----------'`nmmmm…. it lukz yummy…. aww well, i cant haz it
Wow, dat iz one cool burger!
Gud job NC66.
Iz so beeg, I’ll bet dat jamamakitty wuddn’t mind iffs u had a bite.
Ohai Romeow!
k i’ll haz a bite *nom*
datz gud stuff NC66!!
i lubz it!
Oh, MY!!!!
*applauds*
O wow! nc66, u did gud! Ai tried to maek a birfday caek onct an it caem owt lukin liek it slid offin teh platter when ai carried it in. But din, ai dunnot kno teh html code. Dis is winsome!
if im logged in wiff word press, da opshunz fur bold, underline, italic etc dont even cum! hmmm…
is a Mac?
Ai finks it wurks liek dis
<i>Italic</i> = Italic
<b>Bold</Bold> = Bold
<strike>Strikethru</strike> =
Strikethru<code>Monospace</code> =
MonospaceNawt sure hoa to do underline yet.
Use fur spaces, < fur <, and > fur >.
dat’s how you can write it out, cool, mite come in handy somedai….. nebber no
“Underline”
underline
Gess Nawt . . . hmmmm?
Just testing…nothing to see here…move along
Trying again…still nothing to see
Once more…hoap this wurks
Trying again…WP recommended
and noa fur somfing compweetlee diffrunt
This can’t wurk
otay, wut teh trik………..sry too lazy to log in for teh mamakitty
Nawt quite sure yet. WP uses a feature cawled LaTex, which is a typesetting program. Ai’m try it owt sum moar.
$latex \documentstyle[11pt]{article} \setlength{\topmargin}{-.5in} \setlength{\textheight}{9in} \setlength{\oddsidemargin}{.125in} \setlength{\textwidth}{3in} \begin{document} \title{LaTeX Trial and Error} \author{nativeca66} \renewcommand{\today}{November 2, 1994} \maketitle This is a test of the loltrialnerror broadcast system. This is only a test. Had this been an actual commint, I would have said so.
sew ai gess it nawt sumpin teh aberig joe……or jane………. cud dew
needz tew be teh geek aifinkso?
Apparently nawt.
I got lucky before. Can nawt git anyfing to wurk noa.
The ownlee informashun ai hab iz here and wut ai found awn googlol sew far.
faq.wordpress.com/2007/02/18/can-i-put-math-or-equations-in-my-posts/
Nyse!!!!! Yu go boi!!
iffit can be dun, wai we duzznt hab dat opshun in teh commint box……. onleee liddel n big…………
$latex \bowtie\bigtriangleup\triangledown\diamond\nabla\triangle\box\diamondsuit\triangleleft\triangleright\lhd\rhd\join
$latex \bowtie
o fankz fur da halp nativeca66!
No problem. Jes giving bak a widdle ob wut ai received sew much ob.
Pay it forward kplzthx.
nommmmmmmmm, fans NC66, i particulolly laik teh sessssme seeds!! an hashim ai fink it cud be a veggie burger……. yew can shair wif me?? too much fur me tew eeetz
Hashim iz veggie, like meh?
not a veggie exactly…. burt i canz eat it u know…
ai try nao
I try nao, too
and again
If iz bold, I has a happeh and going to bed.
*paws crossed*
*Waves floofee pawz tward deh souf*
G’nite Romeow!!
fail
small
BIG
Double fail
Ai fink there are certain tags that WP strips sew people doan git to crazee. Underline might wun ob dem coz underline text yooshulee means a linkee.
*Sneekz up bhind nc66*
Boo!!
.
Did I skeer u???
Eeeep! Whered yoo com frum. Ai wuz consentrayteeng awn making anudder cheezburger and ai fink yoo made meh pee a widdle.
Whoopz!!
Sry bowt dat. I just finished dinner adn thot I’d see wut wuz up in Cheezland. And heer u b playing wif deh html adn uzzer fun stuffz!!
Dats awight! No harm no fowl. Ai made you sumfing. Ai hoap it wurx.
__\ /_>_X_<.---._ /_\ _.---./`.---._`{/ \}`_.---.`\| / ___`{\_/}`___ \ |\ \."`* `"{_}"` *`"./ /\ \ )\ _\ /_ /( / /\ *<()( >_X_< )()>* /|._)/._./_\._.\(_.||() () () () () ()|<<o>><<o>><o>><<o>>`"""""""""""""""""""`WOW!!! Dats Awsum!!!!! U are sooooooo kewl!!!
I be soooo impresst!! I luvz it!!
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SCHMOOO
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I hasta going 2 bed noaw….. but i will habbing deh sweet dreemz
uv sparklee crownz.
*contented sigh* Cheezpeepz r deh bestest frenz in deh whirld.
Ai’m awf tu bed tu. Gnite cheezpeepz.
Iz it just mii, oar ken uzzer peepz b seeing deh rubees and amethystz adn emrulds adn uzzer jewuls and dhe shinee goldz adn platinumz??
uh-oh. …. Gotta hide dis frum LCB….
G’nite ebbreewun.
{{{{nc66}}}
G’nite cweenmj and NC66!!
haz sweet dreamz!
peercings = fail
that’s not very nice. care to explain?
I love Nikki. hahah I can has magnet?
This IS a guy, right? Right?
LOLSo, this is a guy, right? Right?
LOLNikki!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!! PENELOPE IS A STAR. My jaw dropped when I saw this.
Your cat is famous!! hahaha.
Battlefield Bad Company! FTW!
Elderlee kitteh luukes liek hims teh “Frown King”;
Hims wil jes hasta luuk awaiy adn nawt stare;
Weez muste remindez hims taht “Beeutee bees iyn teh Eise ov teh Behoalder”…..
I’ll spare the piercing debate, being the owner of a septum ring and stretched lobes.
But this cat reminds me of the Russians I have to deal with on senior citizen Tuesdays at work.
‘Why is your hair pink?’
‘Why are the holes in your ears so big?’
‘In solviet Russia you would be a circus freak’
‘Mumbeled gibberish’
Oy vey on da debate. It a verrrry funnee pikshur! I got no probz wit da pierzez an da strechlobez ar coolz. But elderly kitteh say Grrr!!
By da way, in Soviet Russia, da circus freaks YOU!
i’m not goin to judj on teh peercings an stuffs, but wut i alwuz wonderd wuz, how do yoo blo yor noze wen yoo has teh noze-peercings? (i haz teh hay feever bad. i wonder abowt tehse fings.)
It would just be like normal. just a little more carefully. my nostril jewelry can get caught on the tissue. I usually take out my septum jewelry though when i do it.
One noztril at uh tyme. And lots of not so qt tips. I haz the hay fever too. Altho I outgrew most uv it
liek peercings, but hoomans face look liek dooche.
that’s not very nice. =(