Y dis ladder scream?
Y dis ladder scream?
wud do i do wen i git 2 da top of da ladder?
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Dey doan maek laddurz liek dey yoosta. Needz a “myoot” button, aifinkso.
Conga Rats Shoe Laces Awn nightshayde.
Drinksees and dances?
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Hoa ’bout sum Ladders and sum Huey Lewis fur musik?
Fanks!
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Huey Lewis werks. Wunce agin, ai needz teh kaffeen — so sumfin with kawfee innit wud be gud.
::Putz awn Huey while NC66 luks for kaffeenated recipe::
♫ Ai met uh fan danser
Down in souf side Birmingham
Herz wuz running frum uh fat man
Selleeng sawlvashun in himz hand
Noa heez trying tu sabe meh
Well Ai’m dueeng awight teh bes dat ai can
Jes anudder fallen anjul
Trying tu git thru teh nite ♫
♫ Step by step, wun by wun, higher and higher
Step by step, rung by rung climbing jacobs ladder ♫
Hoa ’bout dis Appletini
Vodka *2 parts*
DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker *2 parts*
Smirnoff Green Apple Twist *1 part*
Ice
Mountain Dew
::combines ingredients::
*shake shake*
::pours in MD::
*stir stir*
::pours into martoonie glasses::
Cheez!
*clink*
*sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
Ooooh – datz bery taystee, NC66! Fanks!
Aiz gonna haz to trai dat in reel lief. Ai haz awl teh ‘greedyentz at hoam xcept fur teh Mountain Dew.
Mmmmm.
Oh mai Stoopy. Yoo asked fur Kawfee, and ai read kafeen again. Swry.
Searches thru recipes agin…
Oh gud, ai’m glad yoo liekd it. Shall ai still find dat kawfee recipe?
No no no – doan bothur. Kafeen wuz teh impoartint part & yew taykded caer uv dat in a yummylicious way!
Ai gotz tu leave noa. Swry tu slurp and run. Yoo shuld show Capt Shannon teh tybooteek.
oh hai wut?
tybooteek?
i can has link?
iz assoomin dat tybooteek iz gud.
Teh tybooteek iz gud – but is nuffin with linkee. Itz teh majikul wundermus playce fur teh cheezepeeps to find awl teh stuff yew kin imagine. Cweenmj givs teh bestest deskripshun uvvit… lets see if we kin be trakin hur down.
oooh-ur
sowndz wunnerful
n sryz
iz gessin wuz cutesie shawp liyke
shanalogic.com
u kno?
XD iz gettin teddeh bare hat
Oh Hai Nightshayde!! I luvz deh Ty-booteek.
it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
Kum wif mii and wii will chek it owt. mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh
awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more. Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Gibbo b habbing sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez, 2. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a
fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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*pikz up wun and shakingz it. Watchez deh
snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Sry, I got distrakkted. Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Adn ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez
sum straing stuffz in dere. I beleeve u mite b finding a unikorn bak dere if u lukz reel klose.
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Him haz a lounge heer, 2 wif deh most fabulous drinksez. i luv deh chokklit martooneez, msef.
Yay! Ai did nawt haz to werk hard to trak yew down! Ai wuz hazzin a feelin yew mite pop bak up heer to teh tawp uv teh paij to describe teh wunnermus Tybooteek.
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You have remarkable writing skills, cweenmj. Even in lolspeak, you are able to bring emotions bubbling to the surface with just words (i.e. your description of the Mu Meadow Night Watchman way down the page)… and reading your description of the Tybooteek always makes me happy. I didn’t even want to try to recreate that description because I know my description would pale in comparison to yours.
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Cweenmj – yew are full uv win an awsum!
‘Member…iz awl awn mai card. Ai pick it up from Gibbocat tumorrow.
Tank yew, Nightshayde!! u sew sweet. but deh huzzbin sez, “yew kumming 2 bed 2nite?” And deh nitewatchman adn I b tired.
So gud nite 2 u and awl deh Cheezpeepz.
I kum bak and play agin 2 morow.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Gut nite, Yer Majestee! Sleep well!
Shmooz tu yu cweenmj
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fanks fur teh sweet dreams.
zomgoshez!!!
tybooteek
sowndz
amazin
::luurrrrve::
4 creal cweenmj
u r boss. 4 creal. 2 kewl.
Aifinkso mebbe tiem fur meh to go to bed, tew. Gud nite to enny cheezpeepz still wandrin arownd!
♫
I wont mie…. I wont mie fysh nawt fried….
I wont mie…. I wont mie fysh nawt fried….
I wont mie…. I wont mie fysh nawt fried….
I wont mie…. I wont mie fysh nawt fried….
(drums get beet up by Animal)
Naw look at dem seagulls dat’s teh way yu nom it
Yu nom da fysh raw nawt deep fat fried
That ain’t taystee, dat’s teh way yu nom it
Sushi for nomming adn yur ‘nip for free.
Nao that ain’t taystee, dat’s teh way yu nom it
Lemons tell me dat playn iz guud
Maybe get a roll ob sammun,
Maybe get a tuna on a bun.
♫
We gotta kick owt da goggies
Cost ob phoning animul cowntrol
We gotta moob deez catnip suppliez
We gotta moob deez tuna fishies….
♫
DS – FTW – Mai 80’s brudder.
OMG – Iz kizmet…Jacob’s ladder iz awn Encore right noa. Ai’m freekin owt!
iz k…ICHC iz n sync wif ebrywunz…
synkronissitee, cheez gotz it…aint dat fun!!
LOL!!!!
Yeh, yur ryte. Mai momz meezer boii, Samuda, useta dew tihs tew hur, an shii wuz a troopur abaowt it. Hii wud alsew liiv hur “prezuntz” on hur rug fur wehn shii got hoam. An ai am KNOT tokkin maiss. Oar furbawlz.
horizontil strypez iz out i thawt
onlee iffn yooz gotta large shelfspase in bak… ore sum junk in teh frunt…
oes
iz unnerstnding
i has neethur
iz onlee luckie coz i b lukin liyke tryangul iffin i has junk in teh frunt.
i no haz angelina jolie oobies
i
didznt sine in
bla
::Handz captain shannon an appletini::
Conga ratz awn the nawt sekkund ty. Yoo and nightshayde shuld go tu the tybooteek.
*clink*
Cheez!
eek! hoz u no i lurrve appltini?!
nightshayd seemz 2 b furst lots heer.
is gud.
2 gud.
is sooperkitteh powerz
Noe sooperpowerz – jus prokrastinaytin lotz at werk.
hehe! gud! iz bettur thn 2 b bord
iz majer prokrastin8ur
ai jus want tew plai wif teh hayr!
Dat ok, but yu can’t try taking it owtsyde again wibowt me.
Teh itsy bitsy kitteh climbs up the lady’s bak.
an den she skreemed and had a hart attakk…
Unless it jes scared the wind outta her and blew kitteh awf.
daown caem teh lady writhing awl in pane
and teh itsy bitsy kitteh climbed up her bak again
LOL awl!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Wunnerfuhl teemwurk poem
*reely reely thynks sumwun shud collekt ICHC powetry adn songs, and hab a corner ob ICHC fore teh art ob cheezfrends.
Art ob Cheezfrenz? Iz dat liek Art ub Nois?
Yes, but wibowt Trebor “Da Goggie” Horn.
Soemtiems climbing on teh ladder is moar bad luk than going under it!11!!
Speshlee iffin yer teh laddur!
at leest sheze nawt sunburnded…. taht wud rillee hurt.
speshlee ifn yu don see a blak an wite kitteh…
kitteh jus wanz see what’s in sink.
My kitteh duz tihs! offen, if ize bizzy at sink. Not wantz to see in sink, taht’s udder cat, he can has water strate frum tap, plzthnx? But Alalalabaster, she duz fink I’m a ladder.
Ai had a kitteh dat wud jump onna stove an want me tu let him get awn mai sholders – he wud draep hisself arown mai nek an ai wud hab tu karry him arawn liek dat cuz he wudden get awf.
Spider… sorry…
Grate new abataar! Ai liks it!
Sry, ladur. Y does dat so cald “vakyoom” mak dat awlfull noys?
Curree~uss Kitteh
wantz 2 knoez wutz goweengz awn
wayz upz owtt ubz syte
Liddill Kitteh needz
a laddurr… Kwik!!! Kitteh clymz
upz Prittee Wun’s legg
Mebbee nawt sutch gud
ie~dee~uhz. Liddill Kitteh
furgawtz abowtz clawz
Jack.
*klapz foofee pawz fur Jack*
*adds mor floofy claps*
I finkz kittiy iz tryin 2 git 2 Tteh otherside 2 cop feelz.
Step 1: Kitteh cops a feel.
Step 2: Kitteh looks cute and innocent.
Ma! Ma! Ma! Wazzoud der? Huh? Huh, Ma? Wacha lukkin at? Huh, Ma? Ma!
tessssttt
verrry nasty storm be here
iz stormin wher yu ar? yu bee saf nao…
ai luvs teh storms, but onli ifn tehy don take awt teh powr. mus. hav. cheezpeeps…
I lubs teh storms too. Butt I libs in Callyfornyuh now. *sigh* I miss teh
midwestern thunderstorms.
Ai noe wut yoo meen kafleen. Teh MW storms are teh WIN. Ai scene em in Wisconsin, where mai daddeh iz frum. Ai git mai kix noa awn route 66 jes owtside ob Barstow where teh desert storms kin be jes az awesome…awl electrikal and thunderboomerz w/o teh rain…butt sumtiems day hab duh rain too…and woosh der iz a flash flud. Berry exsighteeng!
*shudder*
*dievs unnertehbed fur cuvur*
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Dis kitteh noe likey teh thunderboomerz. Ai yoosta haz a full-blown phobia, wich subsided wen ai figyoord owt y ai had it… but ai still getz bery uneezee wen dere are teh thunderstorms.
I lubs thunderous storms 2, but had nebber xperienced a “real” thunder storm tilla bisited mai siscat in Illinois. ZOMG! It was sew loud, an it made teh hole hause shake! It was awesum, dood!
Ai jus tawked 2 her 2dai–it was 92 degrees with 100% humidity–an it wasn’t eben raining! Bet u don’t miss dat, kafleen!
Teh lowd wuns are speshul, butt ai lub the elektical wuns where dayrs lots ob lightneeg awl ober, but the thunderboomerz are too far awy to heer. Berry spooky.
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Ai member lowd wun (in Kali) wen teh lightneeg strawk 2 blawks away and lit up teh hole sky. Wii wer standing awn teh edge ob balconee and teh thunder knawkd us bak tu slideeng doar.
Ur rite! Teh lightneeg is blootiful! Oneset when I was liddle der was an elktrikle storm prolly elebentee blocks away an wii awl sat owtside onna kerb an watcheded it. We were fancinated, but now I can’t imadgein our mamma an pappa cats ledding us dew dat!
Ai dunno…::hedcawk::…Wii taik duh (grown) kidlets tu awr speshul vantage point in teh desert tu watch weneber der iz boomer clowdz formin. Ob coarse, wii drobe up tu teh wildyres 4 years ago wif dem too. Day liek awl teh natural disaster stuff. Wii had an erthkwaik teh udder day and gawt free fone cawlz in free minute afferwurds. Day wer awl berry excited.
Ooohh-libbin awn da wyldsyde! It is fun, tho! AI waz glad mai parints let us dew stuff (maib dey had an ulteareor motibe?), but wuz sad wen de woodn’t let us stay owtsyde during a hurrycane! Ai guess dey hadz der limits.
Yesh, hurry-canes awr duh sacree, ai finks. Ai’ll taik uh erfkwaik ober wun ob doez N-E-day. Butt, sinse mai ‘rents let meh dew stawf, ai let mai bebbehs dew stuff. Doan git me rong, ai watchez dem lek uh hawk, butt day doan know it, and day fink day’re deweeng stuff wut gibs dem confidense.
UR a gud parent, nativeca66!
Fanks teasel. Iz easee peasee job, coz I lub mai kidletz berry berry berry berry berry, etc. mush!
*scaree
I membur wen i wus a yung teen mah mommeh cum home
eerly an fine mee owt in teh storm hoofin arown happilee in
teh guttur wattur. She git upsetted an say, DERES A TORNADO
CUMMIN! an made meh git in bafroom wiff radio.
Pleh.
Dont cum no tornado.
Yor mommeh lub yoo berry mush. Howeber, wii free spirits needz sum eggsightment noa and den. Ai herd der wuz a chanse ob thunderboomerz in SoCal dis weekend. In teh desert no less.
win i wuz n HSkool n 2sawn
elebenty yrs ahgo..i luvd 2
wach teh t-strmz. sumtymz
i cud luk owt across teh
horizun adn c sevrul at wuns
wif ther litl miniahchur litnin
bowltz zigzaggin arounz!
so bayoutiful…..butz stay
outta teh aroyahz!!! don
git swept aweigh…
Mai momcat useded to let mai siscat an me bang teh pot lids awn teh kitchen floor durin a storm to see if we could maek more noyz dan teh funders. Wuz fun! Dose ole linloleum floorz could rly taek it. Dunno wut it did to momcat’s eerz, tho!
datz verreh nventiv way tu calm hur
kidz tu mak u nawt scared. ur mom
verreh wyz.
Oh, gurrrrlllll….u r RITE. I doo NOT miss dat plehy humiditee!!!
I’d raddur bee in 100 degrees dan 80 wiff high humiditee.
DO. NOT. WUNT.
Das wut ai’m sayin’.
I wud screem too, iffs I had to luk at dat wallpaper.
maibee dats wai dey hab teh niez flauers – tu distrakt teh eyez.
gmta, romeow!!
Ai figger iffN shii iz riilee screemN (donnut tihnk shii iz) shii iz sceemN frum teh nazty wallapaypurr.
Patturnd wallpapur and flowry curtins? Pleh! `minds me uv teh Thurber cartoon “Dis iz teh rume ware mai husbin went mad”
gud 1 romeow, ai wuz gonna sai wall paperz, tehn saws teh curtins, then drank in teh entire dekkerating skeem an got awl faynt…
Mebbe she LIEKS her patterned wall papers n curtinz!
2008 bersion ov Hello Kitteh bakpak jus in tiem fur bak to skool?
Yell-Oh Kitteh bakpak.
ohai Romeow. Wayre iz ebberybuddy tunite? itz mitee kwyet awn diz lol.
I r heer, hoofin arown.
Den ub corse, dere r teh lurkers.
oh hai cheezfrenz, ai haz had crazee looooooong daiz and nitez at werkz since 3 daiz and haznt eben been lurkin, but ai haf missed heerin all u giaz. enny news abowt romeow’s happycat?
Yesterday, jd volunteered to take HappyCat if nobody else would be able to… said that he (she??) would be able to foot most of the cost of moving the cat to Portland, OR if necessary. I haven’t seen yet if anyone in Arizona has made a move to claim the kitty. Such a beautiful cat — I hope he gets a furever home really soon.
i b lukin foar nice cutesie cat!
iz in washington stayt in vancoovr rite nao
and i b flyin to wisconsinz tomarro!!
Yew haz a saef trip, K?
otay! thnx fer yr sentimints
yr bery kynd
Iz mai fault mehbee, ai fink. Ai maid uh faux paw wit duh sillybrayshuns and did nawt conga rat Capt Shannon right away. I did nawt notice hims tiem, sew ai broke protocol. Messed up teh mojo fur teh hole fred.
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Ai maik mends?
::Hand Capt Shannon uh hand crafted blurple CHRG, w/doi, and extra strength chin strawp, and propeller, and seekret pawket fur extra choklick bars.::
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Leads Capt Shannon tu tybooteek and pix owt boblolhed, 12-pak ob baving 50’s style baving caps, pirate theme silk ty (with bloo and gold macaw awn it), box ob cweenfetti, and bak stage VIP passes tu teh NB wen teh Stray Cats are pwayeeng.
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*Dat’ll be awn teh card pweeze*
Wii hasta find cweenmj so she kin be givvin teh grate deskripshun uv teh tybooteek to CaptShannon.
…and I don’t think you messed up any mojo, NC66. Friday afternoon/evening might just have been a quiet time in cheezland.
iz awl gud
u guyz r sooper niyce
n bery funniez
n btw
fank yoo foar teh appletini
XD
iz be goin 2 bed
Gud nite, Captain Shannon!
Oh — an aiz prittee shoor dat awl goodies in teh Tybooteek is free.
Itz a majikul place, afturawl.
But kitteh bakpak will onleez carrie cheezburgerz.
Den at lunch awl youse hear is “Da cbz were 4 U? sry, Ai eated dem!”
GreenPeace Light out your butt
http://greenenergytv.com/Watch.aspx?1407956475
Kifleen
Ai usedta haff a bebeh kitteh dat wuld klime up mai swetpants in da winturtime!OWIE!Tawk bout needul sharp clawz!
Oh bai da way,kan I haz a bergin peena colata pleez an fanks? (I cant drinks Al K Hawl)
*Gibs bergin peenya colata 2 Katzi adn taeks orinj dreem-sikl 4 sehlf* Mai familee haz nao elebenty bebeh kittehs taht dew teh claimb awn bak fing. Adn teh clawz getted stuks een aur skins. OWEE! It eeber stahrt awn leggz oar tehy leeps awn baks adn claimb.
Ow Ow Ow tiems elebenty! I gibes u biggie bauks of bandaides wiff kittehs awn dem, Opheliacat!
Tank u! Ai luffs teh bandaides.
Thei doz wonderz 4 mai owchees.
Oh hai, mah naym iz Elizabeth. Im 11 yeers old. I luv lookin at all teh cute kittehs on dis websiet an iz tryin 2 lern lolcat talk. I luv all kindz ov animals. Mah Daddy helped me set mah websiet liek yours but 4 all animals an pets.
If u wants 2 C mah websiet jus click mah screen naym! Im savin 4 college an hope mah siet will halp me accomplish dis goal. I hope u come c it an put ur pets on it. Thank u 4 readin mah post.
PS: I has kitteh, dawg, an hamham.
Oh hai Liz. Yoo doan need tu LERN lolspeek, yoo awr doin it RIGHT! Yoo aer ful ob WIN!
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Runz awf tu bisit Lizzy’s siet.
Ai lef ay commint awn yor siet. Am ai duh nawt sekkund wun?
Hi Lizzy!
i like ur lolspeek. i hav a 12 yr old dottir n we has 2 lolbunz n elebenty dwarf hammies.
kthanxbye!
Ai cheked owt yr siet, Lizzy! Ai lik da LOLspeak translater an yr pix!
Lizzy! Luk wut Ai founded! Lizzy made dis commint farther up da fred:
I finkz kittiy iz tryin 2 git 2 Tteh otherside 2 cop feelz.
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An eleben year old girl wood nawt say dat, aifinkso.
Mehbee daddy wuz testeeng duh wadder fur herz tu see iffen der wuz any preverts awn ICHC.
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Doan worreez daddy…wii doan allowz dat here. Kafleen will hoof dem iffen day comez here.
Maibe, an dat wood b gud.
Dat wood be duh WIN!!!!!
I doo teh best I can….
Yoo doo bedder dan dat. We awr awl safe coz ob yor vigilanse with teh trolls… and wuld be predatorz?
O Hai, Kafleen! Hao haz u been? Nommin lawts uv parfays & waffuls?
welcum lizzy aka Elizabeth!!
ur speaking lolspeak just rite!!
u iz bery welcum here in cheezland and i hopez u enjoyz!!1!
I always call them as I c them Detectiv Gagit.
R u tellin mii 2 “gag it” Lizzy? Prolly nawt tho, bcuz dat wuldn’t b nize an ebery wun iz nize in Cheezland!
gud mornin’ teasel2!
no, i dont fink lizzy meanz dat… i fink there waz a cartoon detective or inspector gaget which lizzy in lolspeak said gagit…ifinkso
Good morning, Hashim! Tanks! I member nao, der iz an Inspektor Gadget!
That suld hab ocru….occru…..come 2 mai mind! I feel bedder nao!
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It is almost elebenty PM whare I lib, awn da west coast of the USA, so tyme 4 mii 2 call it a nite, Bai an haf a gud dai!
TTFN teasel!
GNDLTBBB!
Okai, Ai had 2 tak wun moar peek b4 hedding 4 bed..
I noes wut GNDLTBBB means! An TTFN! Ai feels smarter nao!
Tanks!
Bai,,,,rly dis tiem!
g’nite teasel2!! haz sweet dreamz!!
Ohai nativeca66!!
me iz still nawt so gud in lolspeak so waz jus’ wunduring if u could tell mez wat TTFN, GNDL, and TBBB meanz…. i feel kinda stoopy nawt knowing dis
TTFN = ta ta fur nao
GNDLTBBB = gud nite; doan let teh bed bugz biet
Iz nawt rillee lolspeek – is jus fings we silly ‘Merikans noez.
ok, fankz a lot nightshayde…. mah knowledge uf da intertubez iz bery limited
TTFN wuz a catsh-fraze yoozed in a BBC radio show last ayred in 1948!
adn Tiggr sez it…
TeaEyeDubblGuhUrrr…
nativeCA66, Y wud u eat helples baby chick?
Ai hab noe response tu dat…(Joe vs. Teh Vowlkaynoe)
::Hangz hed in shaim::
::Tail down, wawks away lukin fur nearest vegan support group::
As ai sed on Lizzy’s siet, nativeca66, birdz r frendz nawt fud!
Dere is hope for u, aifinkso. Dere is hope for us awl.
Findeeng Neemoh ref – FTW
Doan git me rong.
Ai lub a gud steakribchoproastfiletwingbreasthighlegBURGER, butt mehebee bebbehs awr awf limits.
Veal = Pleh!
ai’m wif u own teh nawt-eetin-bebbehz policeez. And on teh plen of veal. And on teh nomnomness of a gud steakribchoproastfiletwingbreasthighlegburger.
Best. fud. werd. ever!
GMTA Lizzy! Ai jes read yor fird commint.
Hey noa…Stoopy WP…dis commint opposed tu go up der ^^^ unner ai own comint.
Okai, I ben tryin 2 figure dis owt 4ebber! Wut does GMTA mean?
Great Minds Think Alike, rite?
Or, as mai momcat lieks to sai, Liek Minds Think Aliek!!
Great Mindz Think Alike
Oar…Dumb Minds Seldom Differ
Ai LURV dat!!1!! reminds mii of teh saying dat “wile nawt awl conservative peepl r stoopid, awl stoopid peepl r conservative.”
Hey…ai represent dat remawk.
Thx, eberywun! Dats wun of da tings I lik about cheezpeeps–U can ask a stoopie question but noewun makes you feel stoopie!
Tyme for bed, sayz da kittehz!
Gud nite eberywun!
Sry I misunderstood u nativeca66. I thought u wuz baby critter eatr. I wuz wrong.
u skratchd mi back so
im skratchn yrs
yeh, datz de tickit…(SNL)
*Deh nite watchman wawkz down JCH4K Blvd.*
*he passes bai deh ty-booteek, it b awl klosed up in deh frunt, but dere*
*b a lite on owt bak. It b deh CCC crew restawkking deh CCC.*
*Deh nite watchman bidz dem a gud ebening and kontinuez on himz rowndz.*
*Deh nite watchman stops in deh Princess Mu Medow *
*adn sitz down on a bench.*
*”heer kitty, kitty, kitty,” he kawlz.
* A shape appears in deh far side uv deh medow.
*It slowlee kumz ober 2 deh watchman. It b a kitteh.
*He gentlee skritchez deh kitty bhind deh eerz.
*Soon anuzzer adn den anuzzer kitty appearz.
*Wifin minitz deh nite watchman b surrownded by kittehz.
*Him playz wif awl uv dem, big and littul, old and yung.
*Dese b deh kittehz frum awl deh shelterz dat had 2 going
*akross deh bridge 2day.
*Ebbree nite deh watchman welkumz deh lost kittehz
*2 deh far side uv deh bridge.
*He makez shur eech wun b kumforted.
*Den teh nite watchman goez home.
cweenmj…yoo sure awr a gud wun at teh imijury…
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Unfortunatlee, ai’ll hab tu RE-join yoo wen ai’m re-juvinayted.
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Fur noa ai sleep, and dreem ob kittehz wut comz up tu meh and oberwhelm meh, and ai try to kumfort. Ai hab niec dreems tunight, ai finks.
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Awww – yew jus maeded meh cry, cweenmj.
Sry. But u kin going to deh ty booteek up deh fred a wayz
and haz a chokklit martoonee wif mii.
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hi cwmj-
fank u fur da song a cupla pitchurs bak- maded me feelz bedda. I haz bad timz- las nit Mi Mi kitteh (whell- Milo Kat akshuly) gotted outa da neu hous n wuz losted fur 5+ hourz. Himz 12 yerz yung, I wuz skared n wurried….. satted in frunt layn wif flashlit n cawled himz nom bery quietly n den (phew!) himz liddle skardy face pokeded fru da frunt fenc- wuz bout 12:30 am. himz wuz beri skareded-losta beeg goggiez in da neihburhud. Himz purreded n purreded (himz nawt a purin kinda kitteh…) letted me brus himz fur (he hatezez dat) n gib himz bowl ub milk … himz kept purrin n purrin den himz curlz up on da gascats hed n goez nit nit.
I alzo beri sadz caus gascat goin bak to Colomorado Aug 14th ta go bak ta skool… himz mi bestest fren ( eben if himz iz mi kitten), himz awlwaiz unerstanz meiz n weiz kan finish eac udderz sentencz… himz 19, I noez dis iz a gud fing n Iz gotta letz go ub him, butz I lubz him n I iz gona missez him badli. himz happi n Iz reli happi fur him… butz I gotz da momcat bluz….
I fink Iz go ta bed nao n fink bout u watchin awt fur awl ub us.
Tamara beez bedda- weiz gotz da hole dai tagetha n weiz gonna go downtawn n hab sum fun….
momcat
Hai momcat.
I sew glad ur kittee fownd himz way bak 2 deh gnuu home. deh gnu house b kinda kunfuzzing fur deh kitteez at nawt sekkund. ♥
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It b hard 2 letting go uv deh uv deh growd up kidletz sumtymez.
*sigh* just wen u get dem trained rite, dey pakking up adn
habbing dere own life.
Glad u got ur kitteh bak. Bet he was releebed ta be hoem!
Witda innernet, u ken be in tuch awl deh tiem. Naut like wen ai waz growin up
Hows that for jammin two thoughts tugether?
First sentence responding to your cat
Second sentence, re. your son.
me tew
so many kittehz dat dont hab homez
it maekz u really hab a sad
but fortunately we hab peepz liek u to taek care of of da kittehz! gud job
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Wowsers, Cween!! Yuu kan rlly depikt teh Meadow Scene supehrblee:
Taht rlly gibbed me a sad:
Mai kitteh haz bin sik;
awlsoe Ai readed iyn teh noospapure: (1)bowt teh hourribul kundishuns ov sume lokal puppeh mills; adn (2)bowt haow a juvenile bauld eegul gotted elektrohkutid awn a powure lyne adn fynallee, despite awl attempts tuu saive hims, wented oaver teh Raynebow Bridj;
Ai doan knoe wye suches fings upsett me soe muches, butt tehy rlly duz;
Wen Ai fink bowt thems, Ai kan jes siddoawn adn crie adn crie;
Tehn Ai hasta fink bowt sumefing eylse tuu taike mai mynde aowf ovvit;
Eylse, teh pervasive sad jes staiys wif me awl daiy….nawt guud, Ai knoes…..
Not meening 2 make peepz sad. Shud make peepz happee 2 b noeing dat awl deh losted kitteez b habbing a happeetayl to b luvd adn cudduld at last. ♥ No matter how sad oar skeered dey wuz, now iz awl ok. dey b habbing a snorgle and and uzzer kittez 2 playing wif.
One thing that does hearten me, is that there were all those attempts to save the young eagle. Just like the men pulled the deer out of the water, on cuteoverload. Or the guys that disentangled the moose from the wire. Or so many other people saving animals when they could have turned away. This happens frequently, not just occasionally. When I see that people do care about these animals, and go out of their way to help them, I think perhaips the human race isnt totally hopeless after all.
That really is lovely…all the shelter kitties. All greeted and comforted by someone who cares for them.
Now, who is the night watchman, and how did he get to the Bridge? for the nextinstallment
IZ JUS B REELIZIN ME N NIGHTSHAYD COOMINTEDD AT DEH SAYM TIEM!!
Iz so hapee
iz nawt sekkund
nawt furst
but we has ty
we shud b havin medelz
Datz wut teh trip to teh Tybooteek is fur!!!
(Tie Boutique… because we had a tie… see?)
itz soo gud, da tybooteek….gone dier many tiemz naow….itz full uf mega yummy stuff dat i could nom all day and itz full uf othur useful stuff liek kyoot kitteh bobble headz etc.
Almost at dah top.
Repunzl ty her har up, so ai muss clib up her bak insted.
Dis mah noo food-finder
It been gettin som ceryeal so far
I hopes it gets mee chzburger soon
Kitteh climbez wun rung ov teh laddure; heers “Owch!!”
She climbez anuvver rung; heers “Owchie, Owch!!”
Kitteh keaps awn climbyng awl teh way up; awn eech rung heers “Owch, Owch, Owch!!!!”
Bye teh tiem her geyts tuu teh taupe, her climbez onna hairs; heers:
“AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
Kitteh iys firmlee reemoaved frum teh hairs wif diffycultee adn plaised abruptlee onna floar;
Kitteh bees dumbfowndid; sez playntivelee: “Mrrrrroooaaaawwwrr????”
Kitteh wud prollee stohp climin diz laddur eff ed wud pour a glas ub wader on her.
must climb Mount Hoomin so i can haz cheezburgrr? no prob!!
Can has Sinkz?
test – noo abatar?
nope