tub iz belongz to us nao…
tub iz belongz to us nao… jus uze yer tung
i cant even use da sink cuz kitteh in der 2.
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but kittehz hate tub!
it iz wet u know…
I’s fink it shewd saiz awl yor tubz iz belongz to us nao… jus uze yer tung
dats wut I thawt too.
Mebbe kitteh hab altr.. altar… difrs… otter uz 4 tub..
catnip storij?
Mite b… Or mebbe brue-wii-rie.. Kitteh mebbe begin maek katnip-sidur..
Intertaynmint resipee: Add wun kitteh an wun pingpongball to drai tub. Be reddy to toss ball bak in2 tub as needid. Wheeeee!
o dat ar varee mush fun sownd!!
Mai Kismet taek in a hair-tye to teh tub, she ar berry thotfol abowt it, berry karefolly moov teh hair-tye up teh sloap…. den let go… it slyd down, she luk at it, pondrz dat fanominom….. den duz it agin….. and agin…. and agin…..
Congratshumalashuns, Hashim. We haz a tye an u beet me!
fank u Annipuss!!
naow, we sillybrate…
Mai kittehs luv teh tub! Wen itz dri, dat iz. Cookie eben playz hied and seeck in teh tub.
i gues kitteh dus nead baf now
Iz bedder dan gettin awl wet
an nao kittehs shall bathe hoominz
Wif awl itshee myte- sham-pooh an watnawt. Hoomin b lukin sillee wif wet hare (as if them dawnt luk sillee obredee)
but hoominz dun hav hare… cept harey hoominz
That’s whut yer tung am foar, silleh hoomun.
But hoomanz tung izn’t long enuff 2 reech awl teh bits dat need cleenin.
this is where a REEELLLYYY close friend comes into play.
Bleurgh!
a silly hoomanz tongue cant eben reach da nose… dey r so miserable…
dat’s wut ur pawz iz foar!
Dun get no funny Ideerz nao…we still haz pointee endz!
Why is the Gin always gone?
Win! but..baftub jin much pleh! wud radder rum newayz. Iz too sleepy to be comin upz wif de funnies. I go sleepy nao…. silly day peepulz..why yoo no sleep durin hot time I nebur no.
Taht uglee pink tub wud drive enneewun tu drink!
Wii didz n ewun eber tink pink wuz good culler fer baftubz? Wii jus bowt haus wit peach baftubz. Kan get culler uv tubs chanjd, butz shower n sink awlsoo peach. Kant chanj bafrum wit jus paint. Two Two Pleh!
Ratz! Wee haz powwer outz dis aftrnoon. Itz logged mi owt n lost mai bloo.
House I grew up in wz bilt in 50’s & had pink fixutres in teh bafrum. Polly whut yu culd get tehn.
Colorz r fads…lyke abocado & harvest gold in 70’s, & teh fad for stainless steel now. In anuvver decade or 2, peeps will wonder why ennywun ebber put cold & ufrendly & fingerprint-catching stainless steel in kichunz.
Ewg! Mah bafroom is all abocado, liek teh tilez in teh pikshur. NObuddy luks good in abocado surrowndins, espeshully first thing in teh mornin. an tehr’s no succh thing as towuls or bafmats taht harmi – harumun – go wid abocado. Ik ik ik. At leest tub an sink are whyte not pink.
Teh not sekund haus we buyed had teh pink bafroom stuff – hubby hollerd frum shower wun dai “Halp! I’m trappt in a bottlol ov Pepto-Bismol!”
Dis tub r b needin’ payntin’ sew it wuznt b uglee ennymor. Howebber, dem kittehz iz kyoot an frenlee-lookig!
Yu shudn’t haz problums wif da hairballs, sins yu iz mostestly wifout haireses!
evidently you don’t know some the people I do. I would be willing to swear that one buddy of mine is actually a bear that somebody partially shaved and taught to speak. He gets the PETA terrorists flinging paint at him chanting “fur is murder”, when all he does is take off his shirt.
.
We have asked him not to do this.
Ohai SHD!, Pleaz tu bii tellin mii he noe wares thong atz beech….liddie branze cud nawt taek teh horror…
The idea of this old friend o’ mine at the beach isn’t a stretch. Add in the…..accroutraments of………..thong *shudder* just pushes the laws of probability into interesting origami shapes. Hang on, the mental image just caught up with me *retch*. ooooick, I need to lie down for a moment.
tee hee, wut has been seen, can nawt be un-seen.
obseen? mebee…
haow yu doon, SHD?
oh fine, just standing outside and staring at the sun in hopes that’ll burn the image outta mai mind.
♪ Mama allus tole ME not too look into teh eyes ub teh Son….. ☼
Butt Mama……dat’s ware teh fun is…. ♪
gotta do something, mai mini-maglite, just didn’t get the job done. *whimper*
Yu no, dis iz pobly sign of de verry hi tes..testtos…male hormones lebbels…he may be verry manly man!
Nah, hairines haz nuffin 2 du wif manliness, jus wif hairy gene.
Menz in fambly not hairy at all, but are manly men.
i fink da hair haz nuffin to do wiff da personallity akshullee….
i’b seen bery hairly people but dey r nawt manly…
Yup. We agreez. How be yu dis morning, Hashim? (Or I guess itz afternoon fur yu)
ack-shullee……
itz teh bald menz that has teh MOST manliness, if u is goin sientifickally. somethin abowt the baldness is linkied to teh testosterones.
I still lykes a nise mane of hair on a manz hed. Must be teh lion in me.
do tehy has to have a nise tayle too?
Teh follow up lyne about tayle iz wunI iz too ladylyke to say here, but I fink yu noes whut I wuld say…
rower, purrhaps?
You know, even if it wasn’t signed “stagehanddan”, I would’ve known who this was. Funny.
Halp! Kant undr… undeh… Ai dunno wut joo saeyin! Yoo tiep phunnee!
sry, plsfurgeevmii, kthxxx
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dere, dat bettah?
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*snert*
Surf’s up doodz
Taht tub / tile kuller combie-nashun maekes meh wish mai poyntee edns wur moar poyntee to gouge me eyezls out. PLEHPLEHPLEHPLEHBLARGLEBLARF!
{{{{woozled}}}} House U bin? Hab nawt scene yu furr a wyle. Iz otai? (wib dat tub , bii hard tu bii feline udder tahn pleh, Aye noa)
OHai, smammie!!! {{{smammie}}}
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Ai noe iz bin awyle, bin beriberiberi bizee @ werk adn hoam, menny 12 hr daze, and wun dai till 12:30AM (ai start @8AM), soez ai been luukin at teh pichers but nawt abul 2 poast ‘cept 1ce in awyle.
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Ohai ebreybuddy else alsotoo!!!!!!
*Wavez floofee paw in direkshun uv woozled.*
*(witcheber direkshun dat may b)*
{{{{{woozled}}}}}}
I just asked my dad. That color combination probably dates from the mid 1950’s.
tru, adn teh shour kurtainz shud hab liddle peenk fronsh poodlez awl obber dem… witch onlii meenz wuz uglii den, adn iz uglii-urh noa. Adn teh reel reezin kittehz uze tong (juss tu avoid uglii kurtinz)
GMTA! Made me think of all de fugli couches on piktures- nao we haz de fuglie tub! Gaak!
fugly cowch much easier to get rid uv.
all u need is a zippo!!
Mai hubbie and Ai wunce lukked at a house wif a hole baffrum wif all pink fixtures- was much PLEH! Also had red flocked wallpaper- mad me wunder if wunce used as ,uh, house of ladiees of speshul talentz.
Awl datz missn b a pwdrblu terlet lid covvr.
I wunce libbed n a hows dat wuz a nytmayr frum teh siksteez oar sebbenteez. It had tekschurd walpapr n awl 3 bedrumz n teh baffrum. It had wud panleeng n teh halwai, libbinrum, n kichen. It had foe wud lenoleeum n teh kichen. Teh baffrum had siramik tyl hafwai up teh walz n pink siramik tyl awn teh flor. Teh kichen b teh smal, but teh nommingrum wuz atachd. Teh kichen had teh powdr blu seenk. Wen ai stripd teh walpapr n teh bedrumz wun bedrum had teh peptopink paynt awn teh walz. Annuvver rum had lavndur. Behynd teh panleeng n teh kichen ai culd c lymgriin paynt.
nuffin dat cuddint bii fixed wif a flame-thrower & ah front-end loader iz wat Aye say….
muwhahhahahah!
dat’s eggsaxclee wut we did wen we moobed into r howse…
well, nawt teh flame frower part…
haded abacado kitchun flor, walls, counter, zink, black cabinets…
it wuz sew pleh, wen we pulled up avacrado congoleeyum, dere
wuz abacado linoleeyum underneet!!!! YIKES!
and teh wall paperz….ginormous paisley, in punkin oryng, harvist
gowld, and avacrado green. Hippie-dippie-nitemare!!!!
Wen we fiksded teh old farmhaus dat my great-grandpapakitteh pwnd, ai had teh sol respo…respawn…privlij ov taykn up teh yellobraun carpit n teh libbinrum. Maynlee wuz tu remoov yeers-old pee smel frum manee goggies n kittehs ovur teh yeers…DO NOT WANT! Dis wuz wai b4 Febreze caym owt. Unnerneef teh carpit n paddeeng dere wuz a layur ov linoleenomnomnom. Ai rippd dat up n unner dat dere b anuvver layur ov linoleenomnomnom! Wen dat b pulld up dere b sum noozpaypurz. Taykn dat up reveeld nyc hardwud floorz. DO WANT! We no covrd dem bak up wif nefing but oreeintul rugz n awl bedrumz.
demz iz noa knoan az “ladies ob negoshubble afeckshun”, iz P.C. tawk, yu noa.
Oh, Smammie, yu lykes Terry Pratchett, 2?
Terry Pratchett came up wif that fraze in teh Discwurrlld series.
Iz moar ah kase ob “LUBS” Terry Pratchett.. cud reed juss teh footnotes ’til Aye tye mai tail in knotz frum laffin. Hym noaz tu mush abowt peeps tu bii ah safe fren tu bii habin.
“Ladeez ob negoshubble afeckshun” iz yoofemizm. Teh PC tawk is “workers in teh $3x industry,” like it wuz General Motors or sumpin. Sheesh!
Red and Pink? Plehplehplehffitteepleh! Doo not wunt!
*Donkee runs awai wiff a qwikness!*
Mind’s Eye Bleech!!!
We know wutt doze speshul talunts NOT bee: inteeriurr dekurrateeng.
Bleh.
Animeow Farm?
ALL YOUR TUB ARE BELONG TO US
We iz ockyoopying teh hostile terrortory!
Durn burn it, stend…I came here furr mah UGLY! fix an u r lettin meh
down!!
I demands Ugly Tub Comments!
*sigh*
Stend Teh Teeze has dropped annuddur Snurt Bomb and runned awai. Dere
is no catching teh eloosib Stend.
i r teh butcher, dis be teh baker, n dat’s teh kandlestik maker.
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*clap, clap, clap* FTW , SAMS !
Ohai SamS!!
nice to be meetingz u!
nice commments btw..
ohai SamS!
Gud to see u back! How is u feelin?
mi tumbly is sore
they sent me home with vikodin, but it don’t do so much for me but make me queasy. I is gettin better day by day tho.
I kin onlee tek teh vikodin on a verreh full stummick. Dis helps muchlee.
dat taykober last ownli sew long az hoomin dunt turnded awn de wader, aifinkso.
oh noez! not da water! any fing dan da water!!1!
All yout tubz are belong to us. You have no chance to take a bath make your time !!
WHAT YOU SAY !!
interior designer kittehs disapprove of your taste in tubs
this tub and tiles don’t match, plz here floofy associates we will does
a much better job than this
oh noes I meant hire
da floofy associatez will maek da baffroom a masterpiece dat wen da hoomanz will look, dey will certainly SPLORT! dey be makin it soo kyoot!
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I uze to fink teh three namez wer Rub, Adub, an Dub.
Wurdpretzle!!! Dis comint was spose to go under SaMS post!!!
Puh.
The tiger cat has definitely had some cheeseburgers…
Whut I ment to say HEER wuz that teh bafroom wud be splortiful but nun of teh fawsets wud wurk.
AN DIS comment wus SPOZED to be under 2_K’s post!!!
STOOPY WERDPRETSZ!!
I go sulk now.
Gud thing uz kittehs can no see colurz…Dezine skeme jest aowfull!
i fot dey seez in pastels…dat meks dem vulnurubbull to dis pink/green skeem…
Logan kitteh likes to drink out of tub fawcett. Go figures.
Logan’s Run starring Farrah Fawcett?
What I meant to say here was that the bafroom
No puedes.
*snurt*
Funneh, butt teh kittehs jes luuves teh pynk tubbee;
muste bees a throwebak tuu tehir “Hello Kitty” daiys;
(BTW, tehir bedruum haz pynk paisley flokked waulpapure;
Tehir cowch bees resplendint iyn pale pynk veluure; teh libbing ruume rugg iys waul-tuu-waul pynk shagg; (awlsoe teh cowch hadded flahmyngoe pynk throwe pillowes onnit); teh dineing ruume chandeeleer haz pynk glass bulbs;)
Tehre iys moar, butt teh lizst bees soe laung adn teediuus, taht iyt ar putteing me tuu sleap; Soe Guud Nite, Awl…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
buh kitteh does nat appruve of tub!!
buh kitteh does nat appruve of tub!!