We is yur frenz — yoo can be unloading yur unhappeez awn us!

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i liked reading yr comets, akshully.

we’s on teh saem paej, Donkee. *hugs*

Mebbeh u needs too hop on mah back and I trots us off too
DQ furr a parfait.

Parfaits good furr wutt ails u.

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Fankoo. I sorry I such a whyn rite nao. I dids goze owt and paxd boxis in teh pod…. Pod moar den haff paxd nao, dat is gud yeth. Hard work helps make teh elfiz feelz bettr but… is hard to do…. eezyur to eets a isskreem but den I onlee has a little happi foar a littul bit… if I do lawtza hardwerk den I has a littl happi foar a littl longr.

Itz bin too hawt to moov boxis into teh pod… but iffn u wate ’til evinyng den u git teh eetid by miskeetoz. but tonite, teh eevning wuz stil abowt 95 dagreez, so teh maskeetoze nawt rilly has gud ideea whut ar a purson and whut ar a othr hot fing. So I moovd som stuf into teh pod. and roommaet ebin halpd a litl.

*sighs* I just feel very moodswingy.

it ar a diffrint, I sry.

I haz a Timmeh. I sing to him “Timmy, Timmy cocoa pop.”

So I wuz abul to vakoom teh lil’bit ov teh bedruum flore I fownd yessurdae, an’ teh lil’bit ov teh kraft-ruum flore I fown’ todae….

I missiz teh KBtrawn an’ mai gurl-kats sumpin FEERSE!!

I has been too umbarassd to go owt in publik laetlee kuz mai hairz wus tangld… like reel bad… like…. real real real bad…. like… u axpekdid to fynd a gum in da middl ov da tangl but no, juz bad… I bin so dapressd I nawt bin brushin’ mai hairz owt ebbree dae, or ebin ebbree uthur dae… I juz left it in a tied-up … den it wuz too boofy-tangld to do enniefing wif, inklooding brush it, kuz teh brush, it wud git stuk. I had a varee mush kryings a lawt.

I bin rilly dapressd an’ nawt happi an’ awl dat. Mai ruummaet, him jus’ ignorz meh, I nawt happi enuf foar him to talkz to, him fink him ar “keepin kompiny whyl I kleen” by sitting 2 rooms away playin’ a computur gaem. Fankz, dipshiz. Mai huzbin, him inkorijd me to go git mai hairs did, which I fynali did but it maekd meh kry moar kuz dey had to kut it awl off… nawt dat hasing short hair iz bad, I laik dat part, but juz dat it wus laik when ur mom gitz mad at u an kuts awl ur hairz off kus ur bad.

I tryd to axplayn to teh gurl whut happind to maek my hairs so tangld but I couldn’t… so I just sat there and didn’t look in the mirror the whole time. I barely know what the new hairstyle looks like… I really didn’t look.

I is just so dapresd that I no has home, no has kitis, no has husbin, no has luv, I just lost an sad. Is pridy pathetik an’ stupid kus its awl mai folt for nawt gittin stuf kleend better an’ fastr an’ werkin harder. if I nawt had bin such a stupid lump den I cud has dun dis bettr, I wus dum to fink dat my roommaet wud halp meh, him ar not halpfolz, nawt hims job… no… him has 40-howwar-a-week job whar him selz stuf at Staeplz so him varee tyrd when him git bak, so him just sit on hims kompootr, kuz hims too tird to halp.

Teh hows is offishuly on teh markit today, so dat ar a smawl step. Is also elebbentee millyinzillyin dagreez owtsied so I kant moov boxis or anyfing. I haet dribin’ mai kar kuz’ it ar too hawt.

I maebee sees mai kittiz on Mondae, if my ruummaet wil letz meh has my kar foar teh dae whyl hims at werk.