why u buy explosing toilet papr?
wez ran awt. so i hadz 2 buy sumfing.
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Hooz gonna cleen up dis mess?
LOL!
Ai wuz jus tryin to gavvur awl teh peeses, Mama.
U knoez, kuz ai is moar teh halpfolz den goggeh.
ZOMGS we’s had a 5-way braid, wif NightShayde clockin’ in twyss! Dat ar ‘mayzin!!
I, foar wun, wud laik a popsikl. Enniewun elss wunt sum?
Mmmm – graypz popsikl, yes plz!
I heer dere b kitteh-faised pop siklz at deh Ty-Boo-Teek. Dey b deh summer speshul. I reekkemend deh chokklit wunz.
Dat sownz gud, is it laik jellopuddin’ pawp?
mmmm. like fudgesickle, ifinkso.
Mmmm. Dat wud go nieclee wif teh choklit caek aiz nommin rite nao, aifinkso.
*kwik az litening paw snitches korner peece uv kake*
* wif lotz uv iycingz*
mmmmm. nom nom nom.
Oh, jes, dat goez berry well wif chokklit kitteh-faised pop sikle.
Yew lieks teh korners, tew?!! Ai haz wun heer. *shaerz wif cweenmj* Ai awlsew haz a hoam-maed (nawt by meh) cinnamon roll wif creem cheez fillin.
Mai shoogar hi – let meh sho u it!
O Noes! don maek teh Bill Cosbee apeer in dis fred!
Teh Choklit Caek — itz deelishus AN nootrishus!
nd Elfie aslo 2x. yay1
Haow abowt sum blooberry pi? finkso pi stawl hab sum tudai? We can uze sum dat ekztra papur tu wiep owr chinz aftur. Oh, noze ! it wuz pre uzed? pleh!
wall, ai m gonna go awt awn a lim heer an gess dat ur NAWT gonna trai tew kleen up teh explosing toylet papur wif maor toylet papur. Dat souns lyke a resipee fur disasstr.
U haz resipee 4 disazter??
Let mii guessing ….. wun part cat, tuu partz TP …. Put cat in ruum, add wun part TP …….. wait … add nuzzer part TP …….
add anuther kitteh an teh fun goze awl thru teh howse!
See? noaw dats wut happenz wen u duzn’t b following deh resipee.
Mumma? Why? I thot u dint like toylit paypur all obbur teh hows.
Iz nawt berry duribul
Ai vankwishd teh toylet paypurr.
…
Yer welkum.
Ai getz a bang owt ub it.
Happee forth uv Jooli!
O mai.
Explosing TP…. foar all doze explosing “isshooz” in teh bafruum?
Too much curree in teh cormflaykes.
Um…. ew.
Iz a refrins 2 teh Goon Show – dat waz an anarkik BBC radio show abowt 50 yeers ago. Sownd F X loud eksploshun, den voys sez 2 much curree in teh cormflaeks
LOL
. Still ew — but LOL.
wud tath be Surley’s curry?
*luks fur Maus*
Duzzit haz teh frinj on teh tawp?
No, onlee habs dat in Okahoma. *nods* I knoes deez fings. I libz heer.
*grin*
)
We singz a verzhun uv dat sawng to owr kitteh, Timmeh. Himz liekz tew haz himz belleh rubbed (& rubbed & rubbed). Himz teh Timmeh wif teh tummeh wif teh frinj on teh tawp… an siedz an boddum. Himz teh short-haired eerless wun in mai pix (oar mebbe jus in favrits – doan remembur nao
Wut hapended to Timmeh’s eers? And mai, wut purtee culors he haz.
I haz a Timmeh. I sing to him “Timmy, Timmy cocoa pop.”
Him and himz brudder wuz abandund & had a *rillee* bad caes uv teh eer mites. Wuz sew bad dat dey akshullee skritched deyz own eerz off.
Poar fingz. Thank Ceiling Cat dat sumwun reskyewd dem & got dem medikul caer — an den gaev dem tew us. Timmy’s brudder, Tyler, is awlso wite, but wif teh lawng fooffee furz. Dey boaf heerz jus fien — dey ternz der liddul eerstumpz wen dey heerz noizez. Dey iz sweet luvvee boyz. Tyler’s fur duzzint keep kulurs like Timmeh’s (and Timmy is much more pliable), so Timmeh wuz teh wun dat got kulurd fur teh Eester. 
Aw, teh poor kittehs! He’s so prittee, tho.
Speeking uv kulurs, ai saw a goggie at teh vet — a Pom, all blak, and he had a purpul rinse on the floofee fur on hiz bak legs. Reel suttel, but reel kyoot.
Momkat & ai awlwaiz wanted wite kittehz to dye kulurs fur holidayz. Weez had Timmy & Tyler fur 6 yeerz nao ai fink an ai FIENLEE got rownd tew doin it.
Ai liekz seein teh goggies wif kulurs, tew. 
Ownlee iffn u leeb it in teh frij 2 long
ohai, Anni, did yu getz yur nyew mikrowabe ok? Hopa iz no splodingz init.
Dey bringed it yestidai (Friedegg)mornin. Dropt it on teh wai up teh dribe, but it wurks otay.
Plz to nawt be skweezin teh Charmin. Leev it to teh purrfesshunulz.
Sins when duz Charmin com wif a granaed insaid it?
(teh goggie putted it der)
is ok.
i dnd’t squeez it, see?
Do not wurry. I can gloo it back togedder agen.
yah, just liek yu did last tiem? ai rillee dont need anutther kitteh hare and paper mashay skulpchure to put in teh baffroom.
Uv coars u do! Wun fur eech sied uv teh potty.
no thanks, ai onlee need wun for teh owtside uv teh potty, nawt teh inside.
Iyt ar nawt kitteh’s fawlt taht teh terlit papure bees kumbuhstibule:
Her bees veree luckee taht her dint asploade alaung wif awl teh papure;
Soe akshully, weez rlly owe kitteh a pologee foar owr lak ov foarsite bowt teh howse prohdukts weez buys!!!!!
Iz Happy Birfcake Confooti….iz nawt yer birfdae?….oh….dam.
Nao hao we wyp teh catsup frum cheezburger off our fayses?
duh, dat whut sleeb iz foar. Sleeb iz tishoo, napkun, awl dat.
Sry, Iz jentulmin. Jentulmin geetar playur.
*Kurtseez 2 GF*
.
I b sew pleezed 2 meeting u GF. It b sew seldum I gitz 2 meeting deh refined jentilmin.
T3h lawnng sawfft stuff wuz
teezeeng meh. Awwll roalldz upz nyss
andz neet. Itz himz fawwltt!
Lawnng sawfft stuff dayrdz
meh 2 nawkz himz daown. Den himz
stawwrted unroalleeng!
I habzd 2 pownss, pownss,
pownss! 2 maykz himz maykeeng
sutch anz awfullz mess!
Jack.
Yay, Jack!
@@@@@
i bao 2 teh poet lawra……larri…..teh most bestest poet of lolcatland!!
lolreat!
My new (and exceedingly pregnant) little monster Spooky somehow managed to knock the last roll of TP from the high wall shelf and rip the hell out of it. i have no idea how she managed it considering the angles and how awkward she is at trying to jump around with that huge belleh full of impending kittehs…Teh father of her bebehs is the father of the twin lynx-point Meezer bebbehs i had linked to my naem earlier…now i’z just waytin on mah free Spay Voucher, so i can maek sure taht she duzn’t escape and get knocked-up again
Yer Spooky is byootimus!
Whar yu git Free Spay Vowchur????? Whut planit u iz on whut gibz a free spay?
Aw, Spooky! *hugglez gently*
*rubs Spooky’s belleh* U habz a buncha kitnz, aifinksoh. U bees gud mama. Datz a gud gurl, awl happi. U teech dem to kilz teh ebul teepeez.
mebbe dem groze up, be feers PaypurTowil slayurz!
Can u feelz dem kikin? Dat ar bezt feelin’ in teh werld, berreh speshul! U feels lyk u meet teh kitnz erly, yah? *gently lay hand on Spooky’s belleh, feels skwirmybump*
most ov teh shelterz gibs free spay vowchers ef yew ‘dopt frum dem. mai bebbeh kitteh komed wif a vowcher frr spay ADN fur awl hers shots.
Spooky. Datz laik Basement Cat! Is ur pregnant kitteh evl?
Aifinkmebbe “friskee” – nawt sew muchlee “ebil” (ai hopez).
My Tonya-kitteh might disagree, tehn again, most ppls tinx dat Tonya is Basement Cat incar-inky-…in teh flesh…Spooky is berry sweet…egsept when she is MEW-tilating teh last roll of TP taht was sebberul feet outta her reech or pikin a fyte with Tonya…and is at her most endearing when she gets to making biscuits on me, even though her ENORMOUS claws poke about a million little holes in me
We hads kitteh naymed Spooky, too. She wuz blak an ornj an lookded like Hallowe’en. Wuz berry sweet. She went to teh brij long tiem ago — hadded a big toomer in her chest.
Yur Spooky luuk liek teh nawt seckund kitteh we had apfter we gotted married. Himz naem wuz Fleabag.
wun of mah nayburs haz or used to haz a kitteh naemed Fleabag too…U ebber fawl backwurds ober urz and get knocked owt frum teh falling?
Naybur in kweschin sez dis happened to bof him and his ex…Fleabag wud sneek up behind teh ankles and…SPLAT…hoomins taek unplanned nap
ah, that wunse happend to me.
Fanks,
Nows I is cryings with laughter and Iz just peed a little.
Um… teh toylet paypurr is up dere…
*points to teh lolcat loomin up abuv*
Adn ober dere…adn sum iz ober dere, ……. and dere b sum liddul bitz heer…. and i b thinking dere b sum in dhe hawl. …..
U is in luck! U can has just a little tollet paper to cleen up wif.
Yash, u can pee a liddul awlmost eberywere now!
oboy!! Dat ar gud foar KB…. him duz dat sumtymz….
Awww – plz to giv teh KB kisses & hedbonks frum Auntie Nightshayde wen u seez him agin.
Hao iz teh cleening kuming alawng?
o, u kno. Mai fren’ he fixded mai vakoom kleenur tho. It wuz nawt kleenin… him maekd it sux0r agin, which iz gud if ur a vakoom kleenur.
So I wuz abul to vakoom teh lil’bit ov teh bedruum flore I fownd yessurdae, an’ teh lil’bit ov teh kraft-ruum flore I fown’ todae….
I missiz teh KBtrawn an’ mai gurl-kats sumpin FEERSE!!
I has been too umbarassd to go owt in publik laetlee kuz mai hairz wus tangld… like reel bad… like…. real real real bad…. like… u axpekdid to fynd a gum in da middl ov da tangl but no, juz bad… I bin so dapressd I nawt bin brushin’ mai hairz owt ebbree dae, or ebin ebbree uthur dae… I juz left it in a tied-up … den it wuz too boofy-tangld to do enniefing wif, inklooding brush it, kuz teh brush, it wud git stuk. I had a varee mush kryings a lawt.
I bin rilly dapressd an’ nawt happi an’ awl dat. Mai ruummaet, him jus’ ignorz meh, I nawt happi enuf foar him to talkz to, him fink him ar “keepin kompiny whyl I kleen” by sitting 2 rooms away playin’ a computur gaem. Fankz, dipshiz. Mai huzbin, him inkorijd me to go git mai hairs did, which I fynali did but it maekd meh kry moar kuz dey had to kut it awl off… nawt dat hasing short hair iz bad, I laik dat part, but juz dat it wus laik when ur mom gitz mad at u an kuts awl ur hairz off kus ur bad.
I tryd to axplayn to teh gurl whut happind to maek my hairs so tangld but I couldn’t… so I just sat there and didn’t look in the mirror the whole time. I barely know what the new hairstyle looks like… I really didn’t look.
I is just so dapresd that I no has home, no has kitis, no has husbin, no has luv, I just lost an sad. Is pridy pathetik an’ stupid kus its awl mai folt for nawt gittin stuf kleend better an’ fastr an’ werkin harder. if I nawt had bin such a stupid lump den I cud has dun dis bettr, I wus dum to fink dat my roommaet wud halp meh, him ar not halpfolz, nawt hims job… no… him has 40-howwar-a-week job whar him selz stuf at Staeplz so him varee tyrd when him git bak, so him just sit on hims kompootr, kuz hims too tird to halp.
Teh hows is offishuly on teh markit today, so dat ar a smawl step.
Is also elebbentee millyinzillyin dagreez owtsied so I kant moov boxis or anyfing. I haet dribin’ mai kar kuz’ it ar too hawt. 
I maebee sees mai kittiz on Mondae, if my ruummaet wil letz meh has my kar foar teh dae whyl hims at werk.
*gibs elfi hedbonk*
‘s OK, Elfi. wi noez dat teh unloding deh unhappeez hepz. U b mooved soon and b wif hubby agin. Adn play wif deh kittehz. Adn hab a reel life. U will hazzing deh smilez awl deh tyme den.
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Datz toadlee okay! Aiz sew srry ebbreefing haz bin teh pleh fur yew.
*hedbonks & facerubz & grooms teh Elfi*
*skritches teh Elfi behind teh eerz*
Yew is alowd to vent iffin datz wut yew needz to do. Ennywun dat duzzint want to reed kin jus skippit. Sumtiemz jus gettin stuff into werdz kin halp, aifinkso. Hoapflee reel soon teh howse will sell & yew kin get bak wif yer huzbin & yer kittehz. Befoar den tho, yew haz teh cheezpeepz heer to send halpful thots & cyber-hugs yer way.
*hugs Nightshayde an’ cweenmj*
Fankoo.
I sorry I such a whyn rite nao. I dids goze owt and paxd boxis in teh pod…. Pod moar den haff paxd nao, dat is gud yeth. Hard work helps make teh elfiz feelz bettr but… is hard to do…. eezyur to eets a isskreem but den I onlee has a little happi foar a littul bit… if I do lawtza hardwerk den I has a littl happi foar a littl longr.
Itz bin too hawt to moov boxis into teh pod… but iffn u wate ’til evinyng den u git teh eetid by miskeetoz. but tonite, teh eevning wuz stil abowt 95 dagreez, so teh maskeetoze nawt rilly has gud ideea whut ar a purson and whut ar a othr hot fing. So I moovd som stuf into teh pod. and roommaet ebin halpd a litl.
*sighs* I just feel very moodswingy.
*pats elfi gentlee wiff hoofy*
Mebbeh u needs too hop on mah back and I trots us off too
DQ furr a parfait.
Parfaits good furr wutt ails u.
{{{{{elfi}}}}}
I trottid maiself off to QuickTrip for Ben & Jerry’s… dat’s abowt rite….
we’s on teh saem paej, Donkee. *hugs*
Ai jus tried to be leeving commintz on yer blog, but stoopy werdpress is tellin meh aiz nawt logged in… den dat aiz yoozin teh rong login.
…
Um… aiz logged in heer. Ai hazzint furgotted mai passwerd. Ai haz a konfyoozd. *skritches LCB’s hed*
O sry, mai blawg has a diffrint. But u can goze to teh bottum ov teh rite-hand part and klix “register” I fink…. I uses weirdpretzl templates and such, but mai blog is not a *blawg-dot-werdpress-dot-com* kinna fing.
it ar a diffrint, I sry.
yeah, wot they sed^ ; i can be kopykat?
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i liked reading yr comets, akshully.
Oh ok. I will be hazzing to trai dat. Ai had a wurried abowt yew earlier, Elfi. Yer bringin owt the Momkat (or mebbe teh mama hen) in meh.
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We is yur frenz — yoo can be unloading yur unhappeez awn us!
sum ub us duz dat. oooh, kwik!
iz nawt doingz it riet ai dunt fink. iz nawt wurkinz
Nawt peeing riet? Dat kan be a big prollem!
Hai! dat duz sounds liek fun. Iz a noob, sowwi if Ai duz it wongz
Awl teh cheezpeeps lurves teh noo cheezfrenz so don wurry! Dis iz teh mos wunnerful plaz tu be cuz ebberybudy is niez and frenly.
Oh Hai Hezzi!! Welkum 2 deh Cheezland!! U b fine. Rownd heer dere iz no rong. Deh onlyest rule iz tuu b playing nice!
*Handz Hezzi a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Hai Hezzi. ::Hedbonk::
Welcom tu cheezland. Weer berry hoppi tu c u.
Here…taik dis…
::hands Hezzi a red CHRG (w/doi)::
Doan ask…jes kep it wit yoo. Yor gunna need it.
Yoo’ll know wen.
o hai Hezzi! *faycrub*
ai iz purty noo heer tew adn awl ov teh cheezpeeps haz been lurverly! dey eben halpeded meh get bloo naym todai!
gee, never seen that scene ;^)
Gesundheit, kitteh!
dats whut hapenz wen kittehs tri to wipe
U humanz ned 2 try kitteh littr
Purrformanss artist kitteh purrformz.
srsly tho, why u keeps buyn teh xplodin kind?