Even Basement Cat
Even Basement Cat Starts dae wif nutrishus brekfast
but pain iz nawt gud fur brekfast.
picture: Jenn. lol caption: leahcarol
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Soles 4 brekfust mebbe?
conga-ratz on ur nawt sekund commint WiljamiDzay!!
wat would u liek fur sillybrashunz??
Kongrachulashons tu Hasim, leeza-b, annipuss, maus, and m21k on teh beeg ty. Duz Ai get tu bee innit tu, eben dough mai commint get messeded awp?
Uv corse u aer part uv teh tye. We can awl goe 2 teh tybooteek 2 chooze sumfing frum awl teh fabyoolus fings dere.
Dis wud be mai nawt sekond nawt sekond. Iz berry x-sited! Ai dans dans dans! *twirl twirl, sing adn sing adn wiggle mai butt*
Kin Ai habba bobblehedded kitteh? Ai bin habbin mai I on won fur a loong tiem nao.
tanks for concatshulashuns, mm. wii go tew teh tybooteek tewgever an pik owt splortable bobblehed kittehs!
OOOH! splortable wons. Ai bedder git mai CHRG (w-doi) on b4 wii go.
hmmm…dat’s probubbly a gud idee…
*rummages through her backpack*
lesee…ai no ai haz wun heer sumwher
*pulls out some dive rings, a pair of goggles, several books, some crayons (left over from a trip with her son), a garden trowel, a pack of AA batteries*
ai kant seem tew findz mai CHRG. mebbee ef ai put awn teh gogglez an puts sum buks awn mai hed? ufinkso dat wuld wurk?
of course!
u can join us wiff da sillybrashunz!
Brilliant commint, Wiljami!
Onlee if soles disguyzed as pancaeks!
Wiff xtra syrip, pleeze.
I meens, xtra blood pleeze.
Dis is ware mah syrip, pleeze. Ai meens, blood pleeze commint wuz suppozed 2 goe.
Him
wants a bizkit. oops.
stoopy weirdpres
BC haz got at it!
BC iz a computer virus plus ebil kitteh plus ebil….. and so on
Sez Ai tipe tu fast! Nawt troo — asq enneewon Ai werk wif.
Ai wuns got a job as a tipist affer a test ware Ai tiped 5 linez in 10 minits wiv 6 mistaeks. Ai fink dey wuz despirayte!
Ai fink dey sau ur fabbyoolus poat…, poeten… hao gud u cud bee!
Iz tole meh dat Ai tipe too menny. But Ai onlee tipe one. Sheeesh! Gyve a grrrl a complix.
fud, we needz it to live, k?
Unless ur on mah starvashen diet. Wich werked relly gud, until Ai starteds to eating agin. Wah.
AND IT BETTER BE DELISHUS TOO.
I’ll has sum Pain Perdu, pls…
Ai wish ai cud looz mai pain….
only the dead feel no pain,
perdu? Duz that meen there’s lost chikken in it?
*heddesk*
*snort*
or it went to coledge in da midwest of america
He needs 2 keep himz strenf up
dominyun over all teh whirld givs u a hungree!
Dis a gud reezun nawt tu gib himz ennee brekfest.
oh but ebil has to eet too!
I iz a BC slave, has wun at hoam.
BC must eet!
An BC must eet wuht BC wants to eet! Iffn yoo gib himz teh rong fuds, LOOK OWT!!
BC will maek himz displeshur nown!
Ai hadda kitteh hoo wud du teh litter box skrach ober fud him diddint lyke, wile lukking strate at mii. Ai froo owt dat fud adn gabe him leff-ober roas-beef insted. (Tu maek awp fur mai bad!)
They say that kittehs do the scratch-and-cover movement arownd fudz fur 2 reezuns:
- if they do it befoar eeting, they don’t lyke it and ar trying to git rid uv it
-if they do it AFTER eeting sum, they ar trying to cuvver it up so uther annymals dont git it furst - and saving it fur layter!
Itz just so funny to watch them scratchin teh linoleeum ober their fud!
mah yogeh kitteh scratches after himz horks up a hairball
or after eating extra speshul treats like raw shrimp.
*sidles over to 2K, holds owt paw*
If yoo giv meh shrimps, I kin demunstrayte teh appropriate skratching manoover.
*grins, showing sharp whyte teefs*
Ohai Gremlin, I gibes Uz shrimpz
if U don’t uz dose white teethses on meh
shall I cook dem wid garlic and butter
or does U want dem raw?
Cukd wid garlic and butter, pritteh plz! Fanks!
*stows away sharpy teefs fur laytur*
adds a dash of lime to the shrimp adds some chillie
flakes and parsley puts it in a plate
:here you goes gremlin
*nom nom nom* MMMMMmmmm. *graytful luk*
*nom nom nom teh shrimps, then dayntily mayks pawing moshun besyde empty dish*
gibes gremlin a headbonk
I so glad U lyked deh shrimps
*nose tuches*
Oops, sawree fur teh shrimp breth! *kuvvers mowth*
LOL my Kismet kitty buries all food! she’ll go over, sniff sniff sniff…. look at the other kitties….. then *bury bury bury* which only amounts to *paw paw paw paw* on the carpet or wall-next-to-food.
she is also the skinniest kitty…. I fink maebee she nawt notiss dat othr kitiz still eetz teh fewd dispyt hur klevr kubbring it up. (KB nawt kares, him nom nom nom no maddr whut u put down in frunt ov him.)
jus milk an seerup nawt such a gud bkfast akshewally. ai can az gushiefudz?
mebbeh brekfest is awlreddy eated?
lukee at teh tabul settings. dey’s cleen an waytin fur a playt. hims specting survis soon, aifinkso. oar iz giffing dysgusted luk at stoopey hoomins fur giffing ownli milk an seerups.
Waitin fer HOT pancake dis time plz.
if ai wuz humry da settings wuds be cleen 2… plus BC wuds commands da food 2 flyz in hims mouf, no?
Ack! DUHK!!! Dere’s flyingz panycaykes en da howse! Ai hopez dey dunt drip seerup awn teh floar oar momcat myte punish BC bye makin hims go owt an plai en teh sunshiney!
ai wuds lyke 2 seez dat ^^
Ai bet himz brekkie iz cuuked bai EM!
That omelet ov ebil that wuz mayded fur yu wz pretty gud, wzn’t it?
Yesh, it wuz teh WIN!
**drooling ober teh thot ov EM’s cheez n’ ’shroom omelet**
Aer u shore doze “mushroomz” iz saef 2 eet?
I guess that depends on your definition of safe…