Even Basement Cat
Even Basement Cat Starts dae wif nutrishus brekfast
but pain iz nawt gud fur brekfast.
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Soles 4 brekfust mebbe?
conga-ratz on ur nawt sekund commint WiljamiDzay!!
wat would u liek fur sillybrashunz??
Kongrachulashons tu Hasim, leeza-b, annipuss, maus, and m21k on teh beeg ty. Duz Ai get tu bee innit tu, eben dough mai commint get messeded awp?
Uv corse u aer part uv teh tye. We can awl goe 2 teh tybooteek 2 chooze sumfing frum awl teh fabyoolus fings dere.
Dis wud be mai nawt sekond nawt sekond. Iz berry x-sited! Ai dans dans dans! *twirl twirl, sing adn sing adn wiggle mai butt*
Kin Ai habba bobblehedded kitteh? Ai bin habbin mai I on won fur a loong tiem nao.
tanks for concatshulashuns, mm. wii go tew teh tybooteek tewgever an pik owt splortable bobblehed kittehs!
OOOH! splortable wons. Ai bedder git mai CHRG (w-doi) on b4 wii go.
hmmm…dat’s probubbly a gud idee…
*rummages through her backpack*
lesee…ai no ai haz wun heer sumwher
*pulls out some dive rings, a pair of goggles, several books, some crayons (left over from a trip with her son), a garden trowel, a pack of AA batteries*
ai kant seem tew findz mai CHRG. mebbee ef ai put awn teh gogglez an puts sum buks awn mai hed? ufinkso dat wuld wurk?
of course!
u can join us wiff da sillybrashunz!
Brilliant commint, Wiljami!
Onlee if soles disguyzed as pancaeks!
Wiff xtra syrip, pleeze.
I meens, xtra blood pleeze.
Dis is ware mah syrip, pleeze. Ai meens, blood pleeze commint wuz suppozed 2 goe.
Him
wants a bizkit. oops.
stoopy weirdpres
BC haz got at it!
BC iz a computer virus plus ebil kitteh plus ebil….. and so on
Sez Ai tipe tu fast! Nawt troo — asq enneewon Ai werk wif.
Ai wuns got a job as a tipist affer a test ware Ai tiped 5 linez in 10 minits wiv 6 mistaeks. Ai fink dey wuz despirayte!
Ai fink dey sau ur fabbyoolus poat…, poeten… hao gud u cud bee!
Iz tole meh dat Ai tipe too menny. But Ai onlee tipe one. Sheeesh! Gyve a grrrl a complix.
fud, we needz it to live, k?
Unless ur on mah starvashen diet. Wich werked relly gud, until Ai starteds to eating agin. Wah.
AND IT BETTER BE DELISHUS TOO.
I’ll has sum Pain Perdu, pls…
Ai wish ai cud looz mai pain….
only the dead feel no pain,
perdu? Duz that meen there’s lost chikken in it?
*heddesk*
*snort*
or it went to coledge in da midwest of america
He needs 2 keep himz strenf up
dominyun over all teh whirld givs u a hungree!
Dis a gud reezun nawt tu gib himz ennee brekfest.
oh but ebil has to eet too!
I iz a BC slave, has wun at hoam.
BC must eet!
An BC must eet wuht BC wants to eet! Iffn yoo gib himz teh rong fuds, LOOK OWT!!
BC will maek himz displeshur nown!
Ai hadda kitteh hoo wud du teh litter box skrach ober fud him diddint lyke, wile lukking strate at mii. Ai froo owt dat fud adn gabe him leff-ober roas-beef insted. (Tu maek awp fur mai bad!)
They say that kittehs do the scratch-and-cover movement arownd fudz fur 2 reezuns:
- if they do it befoar eeting, they don’t lyke it and ar trying to git rid uv it
-if they do it AFTER eeting sum, they ar trying to cuvver it up so uther annymals dont git it furst – and saving it fur layter!
Itz just so funny to watch them scratchin teh linoleeum ober their fud!
mah yogeh kitteh scratches after himz horks up a hairball
or after eating extra speshul treats like raw shrimp.
*sidles over to 2K, holds owt paw*
If yoo giv meh shrimps, I kin demunstrayte teh appropriate skratching manoover.
*grins, showing sharp whyte teefs*
Ohai Gremlin, I gibes Uz shrimpz
if U don’t uz dose white teethses on meh
shall I cook dem wid garlic and butter
or does U want dem raw?
Cukd wid garlic and butter, pritteh plz! Fanks!
*stows away sharpy teefs fur laytur*
adds a dash of lime to the shrimp adds some chillie
flakes and parsley puts it in a plate
:here you goes gremlin
*nom nom nom* MMMMMmmmm. *graytful luk*
*nom nom nom teh shrimps, then dayntily mayks pawing moshun besyde empty dish*
gibes gremlin a headbonk
I so glad U lyked deh shrimps
*nose tuches*
Oops, sawree fur teh shrimp breth! *kuvvers mowth*
LOL my Kismet kitty buries all food! she’ll go over, sniff sniff sniff…. look at the other kitties….. then *bury bury bury* which only amounts to *paw paw paw paw* on the carpet or wall-next-to-food.
she is also the skinniest kitty…. I fink maebee she nawt notiss dat othr kitiz still eetz teh fewd dispyt hur klevr kubbring it up. (KB nawt kares, him nom nom nom no maddr whut u put down in frunt ov him.)
jus milk an seerup nawt such a gud bkfast akshewally. ai can az gushiefudz?
mebbeh brekfest is awlreddy eated?
lukee at teh tabul settings. dey’s cleen an waytin fur a playt. hims specting survis soon, aifinkso. oar iz giffing dysgusted luk at stoopey hoomins fur giffing ownli milk an seerups.
Waitin fer HOT pancake dis time plz.
if ai wuz humry da settings wuds be cleen 2… plus BC wuds commands da food 2 flyz in hims mouf, no?
Ack! DUHK!!! Dere’s flyingz panycaykes en da howse! Ai hopez dey dunt drip seerup awn teh floar oar momcat myte punish BC bye makin hims go owt an plai en teh sunshiney!
ai wuds lyke 2 seez dat ^^
Ai bet himz brekkie iz cuuked bai EM!
That omelet ov ebil that wuz mayded fur yu wz pretty gud, wzn’t it?
Yesh, it wuz teh WIN!
**drooling ober teh thot ov EM’s cheez n’ ’shroom omelet**
Aer u shore doze “mushroomz” iz saef 2 eet?
I guess that depends on your definition of safe…
Saef – az in nawt lieklee 2 haz ennee effeks uvver dan satisfyin a hungry….
Ah, but there r menny kindz ov hungerz…
’s OK, he’s a fungi.
fungi – oh, fun guy, I gitz it!
*fasepaw* follered by *heddesk*
Iffn I wuz a kitteh, eben BC, I’z nawt sure I’d trust a meel kuuked bai EM!
I bet himz brekkie is EM!
hmm… how meeny lives can em has left?
In your vernacular, “elebenty”. I don’t have that silly “9 lives” restriction that you cats do…
So dat wud mean BC cud eet the EM elebenty ( -1 ) times, rite?
Iz dere an agreement between Basement Cat & basement Maus on teh treetment ov eech otters minionz? Ebil Maus muss be minion of Basement Maus? Or duz BCat hunt & eet Basement Maus? Tehn that wuld mayke Basement Cat gud!
Deze r hard feeolojikl qwenschunz.
Did u go tu a jezzoo-it skool? Dis sownds lyke won ob mai feeolojee klassez.
ohai, mm, no, I didz nawt, but x-hubsan did.
ah, jezzoo-it ed by proxy.
Basement Maus = BM?
I fink they iz bof ebil, but they is still cat and maus, and so itz like dey r ebil, and ebil competiturs at teh same time.
Kind uv like the criminlols in the movie The Ladykillerz.
if der is a BM… taht wudz xplain da ebilness ob BMI
Now i are confused…
Otters hab minions too??
oo ooo ooo!!! Ken I b otterz minyun?? Plz??? I wud like 2 spend day sliding in2 deh creek and playing chase deh udder otterz, adn splashing adn swimming. Sowndz gud 2 mii, yup, it duz. Hhmmm. Iz deh otterz minyun deh chaser, oar deh chasee?? Eezer way I wud like it, I think. I go praktice now.
*Slides down hill in2 lake.*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i’ll join in tooo!!
*askz da otter leader to become a minion*
*he nodz himz head*
YIPPEE!!
iz a otter minion too!!
naow fur da sliding!!
WIIIPPPEEE!!
hm… dis sownds like fun, but do u have to
eet teh sushi to be an otter minyun?
*splashes Hashim adn runz 2 top ov slippree slide*
*Slideez down agin*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
noez!!
da water got in mah eyez!!
*accidently slidez towardz a floating bark and hitz hit* *THUD*
oh….noez…..i’z…drowning….HALP!1!
*slides down hill into water, grabs Hashim an pulls him to safety*
Oh noes!!! *runs to the shore to get CCC (Cyoot Crash Catamarine) an hos in*
*paddle paddle paddle*
Hang on, Hashim! Doan dye!!!
*reaches down an pulls Hashim into CCC*
*pushee pshee pushee da whater owr of Hashims lungs*
*blush blush blush as T2 provides artificial respar…risper…breathing 2 Hashim*
*coff coff coff*
Hashim! U made it! Hab some hawt chokklit an rest all rappeded up in dis floofy blanket. U will feel bedder soon, aifinkso.
ahhh…fanks gremlin and teasel2… i could’ve died… u guyz saved meh!
OOHH!!! Hashim!! I sry.
I not meen to kawse akkseedent!!!
*Gibz Hashim chokklit possum*
* 2 aid rekubbery.*
Dis b wut happenz wen u b a minyun.
Kan Ai b otter minion, 2 nao? Ai finkso dere kneads 2b moar dan 2.
Maib wii kan b minions 4 gud…4 da playinz an da splashinz an da sliddens.
Why yes! We needs anotter minion! Yoo gitz to wayr these reely neet t-shirts wit otters on ‘em. *puffs owt orinj fuzz, displays evil otter minion t-shirt prowdly*
An yoo gitz to play in teh waddur awl day! Wheeee!!!!!
*jumps bak in water, splashes arownd*
B-in an otter minion is awner enuf, but den AI findz awt wii eben getz ebil otter T-shirts!
*slides down da hill in2 teh creek*
WHEEEE!
*splashes arond wiff gremlin, cweenmj an Hashim, b-in bery, bery careful nawt 2 splash wadder in2 udder otters iiiis*
OOO. I likez deh T-shurt!!
Mine sez
“Just An Otter Minyun”
*Klimez hill and slidez agin*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
*SPLASH*
WEEEEE!!!
*enjoyz around wiff gremlin, cweenmj and teasel2*
dis iz da life!
and i know it waz an accident cweenmj, itz not ur fault
when the Cyoot Crash Catamarine was deployed, did ANYone else hear the theme to Hawaii 50…….plese to teel me I not only one?
I didn’t noes we *had* a Cyoot Crash Catamarine. Gudniss grayshus, soon we’ll be lyke teh Batman moovies, with cool CCC vehikkles fur every okkayshun.
Does we haz a flying vershun yet, mebbe a dirigible?
Oh PLEEZE PLEEZE PLEEZE let me ryde in teh dirigible! Iz a dreem uv mah lyfetime! Pritteh pleeze?
why not, I called in an airdrop once when the splortage reached biblical proportions.
i fink da CCC iz in three typez, da flying one, da normal one and da ship type one….i liek da flying one, it haz gud and fresh choklitt in it wiff sum niffty theme myoosic…
da CCC iz gr8! it saved meh thrice frum SPLORT!
Wen kittehs fli an kant git bak 2 errf sews wii has 2 sabe dam, U kan cime 2!
Da Cyoot Crash Catamarine waz uzd 2 sabe Hashim–it madgeiklee apeareded awn cweenmj’s lake jus wen wii needed it!
oops,,,,,,u can come also….
yesh… u and da CCC saved mah life…. iz bery fankful!!
P.S. i lieked da choklitt! thx
when the lonely goatherd goes “*ker-splort*” (altitude thing I guess), do ya send in the lolcopter for a heli-borne CCC?
Hmm… ai wud liekz to be an Otter Minion as well. Canaicanaihuh? Ai wuz a liefgard, sew ai kin halp wif random log-bonkin problumz.
…
Az fur diffrint CCCs…. Mebbe itz a CCChittyChittyBangBang dat kin go frum air to land to waddur awl wiffowt teh diffikultee? Wud kut down on fyool costs to haz jus wun multi-purrpuss reskew cart, yes?
Ov corse u can b an Otter Minion, nightshatde! Teh moar teh merrier, plus a live guard will come in handee, aifinkso.
Ebil Otter minion T-shirt–u can haz it!
Ai dunno, tho, iffin wun CCChittyChittyBangBang can du teh trik, spechaly iffin der were multiple splorts on land, C an air.
Besides, nao Ai haff an earwurm!!! Ick, I hate that song! An Dick vanDyke singin it! Mus burn teh imadge ov him in the stoopie car owt of my optic nerves an hed!! Oop, sun gone nao so Ai will suffer till 2morrow. Perhaps a iced mocha latte will halp…
Nawt eet teh EM! Himz mai fren.
adn him haz grate ebil idee-ahs adn maeks us laff!
Not gonna wait mush longer for teh paincakes.
Stoopee Googlol advertizin – dey haz put an ad fur a cat DETERRENT nex 2 teh commints!
*choke* Dats oober stoopy!
oh teh hujemannatee!!!! cat DETERRENT – DO NOT WANT – goggie detterrent, otay.
stoopie hoomins, nuffin deters teh kitteh, NUFFIN, i tells ya!!!
I dont see dat!
But I do see this:
“Sick Cats
Is it responsible to spend money on sick pets? Could it be better spent?”
not shure that blongs here eether.
Ai fink dey puts diffrunt ads on the paij in TTI – sum iz `Merican, but uvverz iz Brit wunz.
I haz deh FyrFawkz ….. adn i downloded deh ad blokker….. is so nice ……. no ads…… …. mmmmm dots…….
me too!
i haz firefox 3 wiff ad block plus, its so carefree… no more adz fur me!!
mj…. can u tells me, wut is teh dot storee??
Wunst upon a time dere wuz a commenter and, um….. him wuz thinking he b noeing much more dan ebbereewun else…. him sed sumwun wuz uzing deh
dotz improperlee…… suddenlee lotz uv peepz started uzing deh dotz …. dot b awl I b noeing bowt deh dotz…… mmmm…. tastee…. Kinda like biscotti,.. I finkso.
oh, a dottroll!!
yas… I can see hao dat wud make teh dots very tastee………………………………………………………
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Do ai member gettin a candee called Dots? Am finkin wuz at teh moovies theaturr, mebee 35+ yrs ago.
Ai member dots, Ai lubs dem. U pult dem offa paper adn dem wuz pritty colurs.
Dotz is still arownd – teh gummy kine, not shur about teh peel-off-teh-papur kine. I don eets tehm now cus if tehyr not fresh they pull yr toofs owt.
But tehy wuz good, espeshully teh red an yelloe wuns.
Ummm..nom nom nom.
I ar guarding Ur brakefast from the goggie
now how bout gibing me sum gooshiefuds as a rewardz
pls tew scuze teh enterupshun, but ai can haz sumwun tell tew meh haow tew get bloo naym?
Teh best sujestyun Ai can maek iz 2 find Lolcatburglars profile – she haz a tootoriul dat tellz u haow 2 do it.
dat tootoriul iz borked awn mai puter at ebil workzplayces. ai haf tew wayt til ai getz bak tew mai howse, durnit!
Oh Hai, m21k!! I haz a help 4 u.
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If u wantz a bloo name (linkee) wifowt making a blog (oar ennee uzzer site)
Up at deh top rite uv deh ICHC page u can Login. If u never hav b4, u will hav 2 Register.
Wunst u hab dun dat, den in deh commint sekshun at deh
bottom uv deh ICHC page, filling in deh blankz thuslee:
Name: ur_ICHC_name
E-mail: ur_emayo_address
URI: www dot mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com/pictures-by-ur_ICHC_name
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Den wen u making deh commints ur name iz a link 2 ur ICHC profile. Dis will NOT gibbing u deh abatar. U will needing deh wordpretzel akkownt 2 getz deh abatar.
testy testy, iz ai bloo?
Ur URI shud b:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mom21kitteh
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‘K?
Basement cat iz SEW Purty! Ebilness oar nawt, ai still wanna snorgle.
teh kitteh has teh bestest haughty expresshun – I’z soo much bedder dan yoo, yoo sillee hoomin – reminds mee ov mai own BC (hoo iz totallee snorguliscious, an no, I’z nawt biased)
Ai fink awl kittehs can haz dat “Ai iz a soopeeriur bein an u iz a meer hooman” lukk.
or simply, ur kitteh ownz u…liek mah kitteh ownz meh…
Dat’s teh troof! Ai wuz Servint #1 2 Josie.
Hur had mi trayned berry well.
So wut u waiten fur? Feed meh allready!!!
Mai Josie wuz NEBBER tihs payshunt!
Oh waytur! Oh waytur! *disgustipayted luk* Wel, the serviss is lowsy rownd heer. So much fur teh tip!
Rayn man kitteh notes that teh sirrup is on teh taybul BEFOAR teh pankaykes, just teh way it shud beh!
Um, duz yoo haz enny toothypiks to kownt?
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disapproving kitteh disapproves uv laytness uv brekfast….
git a moob awn!!!
BRING ME FUDS! NAOW!
ty
Ai gotz a kweshtun: Ai has a midi fyle taht iz funnee an want 2 shaer it wif mai frenz heer. Hao do ai dew dat? Alsew, it sez teh “A” wurd taht meens butt, sew izzit appropreate?
pankakes of doom?
hee hee
I fynd basement kitteh hauntinly beeutiful!!
Yes, yoo members that Loos-i-furr wuz teh britest, most beautiful angel in teh hevvens befoar he fell frum grayce . . .
I too finds him luvlee, sleek, and blak. Himz bloo kollar is a nyce tuch, with teh liddel bell onnit so ywe kin awl heer it when basemint cat is coeming!
They kawls that sownd . . . wayt fur it! . . . h*ll’s bells!
*groan*
gud wun, gremlin! i finkso….
*loud guffaw*
Spartans – dis mornin, we dine in HELL!!!!
Teh moss importint mouse ov teh dai
Try noo Kellogg’s noo evil frosted flayks.
They’re GRRRrrrrEAT!
yesh… i’b tried kellogg’s once and dey were yummy!!
i liek da corn flakez pwetty much akshullee…
Deer cheezfriens allao meh teh prsent teh folloing peece ov brulliannt predicticatin:
Some internet trends are destined for greatness: movie spin-offs and billion-dollar sponsorship deals. But not all of them. As you read this, hundreds of geeks are hunched over laptops wasting their valuable young brain cells making LOLcats. It’s very simple. Find a picture of a cat (or other cute creature). Add a stupid caption in large white text. Post the image on a message board. The name comes from LOL – Laugh Out Loud.
Why? Why? While their pre-history is unclear, LOLcats first appeared in online forums such as SomethingAwful.com (the site contains a lot of very juvenile humour and bad language) in 2006. These forums are like huge chat rooms where internet memes are born and evolve. Their users adopt and reject new in-jokes all the time. By January 2007, the now hugely popular LOLcat blog “I Can Has Cheezburger” was launched. By June 2007, LOLcats should be dead, having gone the way of the Hamster Dance (warning: very irritating site).
From Times OnlineMay 12, 2007
Microtrends: LOLcats
Lolcats are the latest internet meme. They’re also probably the most stupid
heeheehee, egg on face much mr. Times Online?
hmm. sounds like ol Times Bob Rude Pants needs to Just Go Way Den.
HA!! In ur face Times OnLine!!!
Stupid??
Dead by June 2007??
Wasting valuable brain cells??
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I don’t think so.
Cheezpeepz Rule!!!
my brane cells is valuable?
KEWL…….
*wonders what she can get on ebay*
dunno about y’all, but this place gives mai mind a work-out. there are far too many severely clever peeps here.
ohhh… i thought mah brayn cellz were wasted da first tiem i splorted
Sownds lyke Mr. KrankyPants needs sum Scents uv Humor sprayed on heem. Obviously he haz never bin heer hangin owt an havvin fun wit us.
Or wayt, mebbe he did? We haz had plenty uv trolls hoo just duzzint “git it” – mebbe he wuz wun!
Ohai gremlin!
i waz jus’ wonderin who iz Mr.Krankypantz here…..curiosity killz da Hashim
I finkso Gremlin are responding to teh article poasted by AfriCat.
ok….
Basement Brekfist
gushyfuds n’ bludz and ded ratz
so YUMMZI
hay Kafleen, iz u speechless?
or duz u just have waffuls in ur mouf?
Ohai kafleen!!
u iz quite speechless 2day…
iz it jus dat sumfin surprized u or dat u’r mouff iz full uf yummy nomz??
grilled sole
Jus cuz kitteh black no meen he eebil.
Dang people! You could at least include enough correctly spelled words in your captions that a person would “get it” the first read. Clean it up! this one is just sickening…
Dang? DANG???
Matt, you have crushed my soul with your harsh word. I shall now go out to the
garden and partake in worm consumption.
*snicker*
*sprayz Scents uv Humour awl ober Matt. Den duz it agin fur gud mejjur*
debbled aigs?
OOh bery gud!!! @@@@@
An debilsfud kaek.
debbled hayum?
hawt kakes
A brekkist of his enimies?
Wel, Kitteh iys nawt Basemint Cat, oar ebben an ebbil minion;
Hims jes heppins tuu bees blak, wich maikes hims a Basemint Cat luuk-alike;
Akshully, Blak Kitteh ar jes teh sweetist bebbeh; hims wud nawt ebben hurtez a fliey (a mohskitoe, mebbee);
Hims jes heppins tuu bees a viktim ov badd press; sumebuddee eylse’s nawty repuhtashun preceedes hims adn followes hims aroun liek an xxtra tayle!!!
Hia udda hoomins adn kittehs. Iz new adn mai compooter iz slow. sowwi if ai duz it wongz
Ai didnt noez tehy maded Evil Flaeks. Mustve missed teh ad…
coot i like it
syrup not so nutrishus akshully….
seerup n milkz nawt suffishint to helfily fyool eebil stuffz
baysmint cat needz Proteenz!
dat r nawt basement cat
b-cat haz gotz glowin eyez
Mehbee proteenz fewlz teh glowin eyez. BC needs snausage and egg fur brekfast.
Hello. Iz never written befor and I lovez icanhascheezburger: but y black kittiez is bein always condemmed? On halloween iz scarey and in many placez disrepekted, too. Y on websiet dat lovez kittiez, iz moar abuuse of blak wonderfull kittiez full of love? Y be hatin’ on deez lovely creetures, pleez. It is beginz to botherz me.
Kthnxbai,
Sabrikitty
Iys troo, Sabrikitty: blak kittehs ar nawt ebbil, adn orinj wuns ar nawt poysun!!!
Tehms bees uhrban myffs taht haz stuk aroun muches too laung!!!!
Tohse kittehs ar beeuutifull adn thems haz us tuu luuve thems!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Pls donut be bothurd by joaks abowt teh blak kittehs – We lubs tehm tu. Is onlee taht teh joaks abowt Ceeling Cat rekwire n ekwally powurful anti-cat.
Menny uv us lolfrends has teh blak kats an luv tehm…but sints all kittehs has both guud an wikkid in tehr maekup, is fun to preten taht tehrs wun thatz all wikkid. An by tradishun gud vs wikkid is a mattur of blak-an-wite.
So if yu luks, yu will see taht we has menny piks of luvin blak kittehs tu. Rilly!
K? K.
Tanks for thotful commentz. Iz onlee worreed about safetee of blak kittiez. Mebbe Ceeling Cat and Basement Cat kud traded placez for one day or too. Tanks for kind woords. We luvz all kittiez. Dey is liek wonderfull anjels hoo maek us smiel wile craking us up in laffing. Glad dere iz also picturz of peepols and kitteez and horsies who be loving on de blak kittiez.
Thnksbai
Sabrikitty
AWWWWWWWWWWW basement cat is has one toooo!
hai congrtzulashons doode
lolz of cors basement kittehs start teh dayy wif nootrishush brekfist! hoo duznt?! lolz!!! hoo wudnt noe dat??? lolz jk jk i r jking
hahahahahahahahaha lolllllllllllllllllll