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Even Basement Cat


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Even Basement Cat Starts dae wif nutrishus brekfast

but pain iz nawt gud fur brekfast.

picture: Jenn. lol caption: leahcarol

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Hashim

conga-ratz on ur nawt sekund commint WiljamiDzay!!
wat would u liek fur sillybrashunz??

martianmary

Kongrachulashons tu Hasim, leeza-b, annipuss, maus, and m21k on teh beeg ty. Duz Ai get tu bee innit tu, eben dough mai commint get messeded awp?

annipuss

Uv corse u aer part uv teh tye. We can awl goe 2 teh tybooteek 2 chooze sumfing frum awl teh fabyoolus fings dere.

martianmary

Dis wud be mai nawt sekond nawt sekond. Iz berry x-sited! Ai dans dans dans! *twirl twirl, sing adn sing adn wiggle mai butt*

 
martianmary

Kin Ai habba bobblehedded kitteh? Ai bin habbin mai I on won fur a loong tiem nao.

 
 
mom21kitteh

tanks for concatshulashuns, mm. wii go tew teh tybooteek tewgever an pik owt splortable bobblehed kittehs!

martianmary

OOOH! splortable wons. Ai bedder git mai CHRG (w-doi) on b4 wii go.

mom21kitteh

hmmm…dat’s probubbly a gud idee…

*rummages through her backpack*

lesee…ai no ai haz wun heer sumwher

*pulls out some dive rings, a pair of goggles, several books, some crayons (left over from a trip with her son), a garden trowel, a pack of AA batteries*

ai kant seem tew findz mai CHRG. mebbee ef ai put awn teh gogglez an puts sum buks awn mai hed? ufinkso dat wuld wurk?

 
 
 
Hashim

of course! :D u can join us wiff da sillybrashunz!

 
 
 
 
evethemulticatmom

Onlee if soles disguyzed as pancaeks!

cat_butt_squirrel_butt

Wiff xtra syrip, pleeze.

I meens, xtra blood pleeze.

 
 
cat_butt_squirrel_butt

Dis is ware mah syrip, pleeze. Ai meens, blood pleeze commint wuz suppozed 2 goe.

 
 
Hashim

BC iz a computer virus plus ebil kitteh plus ebil….. and so on

 
martianmary

Sez Ai tipe tu fast! Nawt troo — asq enneewon Ai werk wif.

annipuss

Ai wuns got a job as a tipist affer a test ware Ai tiped 5 linez in 10 minits wiv 6 mistaeks. Ai fink dey wuz despirayte!

martianmary

Ai fink dey sau ur fabbyoolus poat…, poeten… hao gud u cud bee! :-)

cat_butt_squirrel_butt

Iz tole meh dat Ai tipe too menny. But Ai onlee tipe one. Sheeesh! Gyve a grrrl a complix.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cat_butt_squirrel_butt

Unless ur on mah starvashen diet. Wich werked relly gud, until Ai starteds to eating agin. Wah.

 
 
 
Maus

I’ll has sum Pain Perdu, pls…

 
booklion

perdu? Duz that meen there’s lost chikken in it?

 
 
leosmom

or it went to coledge in da midwest of america

 
 
 
leeza-b

dominyun over all teh whirld givs u a hungree!

martianmary

Dis a gud reezun nawt tu gib himz ennee brekfest.

leeza-b

oh but ebil has to eet too!
I iz a BC slave, has wun at hoam.
BC must eet!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

An BC must eet wuht BC wants to eet! Iffn yoo gib himz teh rong fuds, LOOK OWT!!

BC will maek himz displeshur nown!

martianmary

Ai hadda kitteh hoo wud du teh litter box skrach ober fud him diddint lyke, wile lukking strate at mii. Ai froo owt dat fud adn gabe him leff-ober roas-beef insted. (Tu maek awp fur mai bad!)

gremlin

They say that kittehs do the scratch-and-cover movement arownd fudz fur 2 reezuns:

- if they do it befoar eeting, they don’t lyke it and ar trying to git rid uv it
-if they do it AFTER eeting sum, they ar trying to cuvver it up so uther annymals dont git it furst - and saving it fur layter!

leeza-b

Itz just so funny to watch them scratchin teh linoleeum ober their fud!

 
two_kittehs

mah yogeh kitteh scratches after himz horks up a hairball
or after eating extra speshul treats like raw shrimp.

gremlin

*sidles over to 2K, holds owt paw*
If yoo giv meh shrimps, I kin demunstrayte teh appropriate skratching manoover.
*grins, showing sharp whyte teefs*

two_kittehs

Ohai Gremlin, I gibes Uz shrimpz
if U don’t uz dose white teethses on meh
shall I cook dem wid garlic and butter
or does U want dem raw?

gremlin

Cukd wid garlic and butter, pritteh plz! Fanks!

*stows away sharpy teefs fur laytur*

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two_kittehs

adds a dash of lime to the shrimp adds some chillie
flakes and parsley puts it in a plate
:here you goes gremlin

 
gremlin

*nom nom nom* MMMMMmmmm. *graytful luk*
*nom nom nom teh shrimps, then dayntily mayks pawing moshun besyde empty dish*

 
two_kittehs

gibes gremlin a headbonk
I so glad U lyked deh shrimps

 
gremlin

*nose tuches*
Oops, sawree fur teh shrimp breth! *kuvvers mowth*

 
 
 
 
 
elfinugget

LOL my Kismet kitty buries all food! she’ll go over, sniff sniff sniff…. look at the other kitties….. then *bury bury bury* which only amounts to *paw paw paw paw* on the carpet or wall-next-to-food.

she is also the skinniest kitty…. I fink maebee she nawt notiss dat othr kitiz still eetz teh fewd dispyt hur klevr kubbring it up. (KB nawt kares, him nom nom nom no maddr whut u put down in frunt ov him.)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
mom21kitteh

jus milk an seerup nawt such a gud bkfast akshewally. ai can az gushiefudz?

siobhan

mebbeh brekfest is awlreddy eated?

mom21kitteh

lukee at teh tabul settings. dey’s cleen an waytin fur a playt. hims specting survis soon, aifinkso. oar iz giffing dysgusted luk at stoopey hoomins fur giffing ownli milk an seerups.

greasycat

Waitin fer HOT pancake dis time plz.

 
siobhan

if ai wuz humry da settings wuds be cleen 2… plus BC wuds commands da food 2 flyz in hims mouf, no?

mom21kitteh

Ack! DUHK!!! Dere’s flyingz panycaykes en da howse! Ai hopez dey dunt drip seerup awn teh floar oar momcat myte punish BC bye makin hims go owt an plai en teh sunshiney!

 
 
 
 
 
 
rhsb

Ai bet himz brekkie iz cuuked bai EM! ;-)

booklion

That omelet ov ebil that wuz mayded fur yu wz pretty gud, wzn’t it?

rhsb

Yesh, it wuz teh WIN!

**drooling ober teh thot ov EM’s cheez n’ ’shroom omelet**

annipuss

Aer u shore doze “mushroomz” iz saef 2 eet?

Ebil Maus

I guess that depends on your definition of safe…