hooman wont giv me fish
hooman wont giv me fish i kech wun maisef
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Iffn Ai kin lift dis fing
congrashulaces annipuss!!
ur nawt sekund!!
Thx Hashim, We haz an 8-some macrame.
Yes, plz, I’ll has a dubble, plz!
Ai’ll joyn u!
Hooray! Wii awl git tu go tu teh ty-booteek!! What drinksies and dansies shall wii hab?
i fink i’ll hab a fresh lemonade cauz itz hot in Pakistan…
Hashim
Where in Pakistan?! Glad to see it named.
I lived in Peshawar and in Murree, visited Lahore, Chitral,
Indus river (what’s the bvig red brick fort there? We would picnic on sands early in each year. January, I think),
Rawalpindi. Taxila, Nowshera ….
This was 45 years ago: many happy memories. A beautiful country.
I like lemonade too, and itz haught in Colorado 2.
wut wuz da naem ov dat danse frum bak n da dae about pretending to swim and hold your nose. was it called the fish?
Classik vodka martinis! goes good wiff salty foods
aifinkso mebbe the “swim”… Kittehs do nawt want!
oh! fanks!
Onlee Turkish swimming kittehs lyke teh swim. Water … DO want.
watusi??
Watusi? Apparently, in Turkey, you can see swimming kittehs!
noes was name of wriggley dance
now ai noe wut mai mum is tawlkin abowt wen she sez to put it in mai pants an du teh watusi dans.
**YAY** annipuss……
9 wai …. concatshoelaces!!!!
kitteh! fishes liv in bad water!
Fishes lib in toilet wadder?
Ohai Romeow!!
noez i didnt mean dat! i mean kittehz hate water so da water iz bad fur kittehz..
Only carp live in toilet wadder.
Well, now ur just being koi.
Play along, juss fur teh halibut.
Iz dis teh plaice fur dis sort uv commint?
Sorries. I has no sole.
dese jokes be flounder-ing….
Yep, dey iz wai off bream
r u tryin to start a roe?
how cod you?
Donnut wurry about a shrimp like her, sitting up there in her perch.
I fink he sez thoz fings jus for teh halibut.
*heddesk*
dese puns gibs me a haddock..
Doan’t be soe crabbee
happi-happi-joi-joi, happi-halli-joi-joi
aiz being a ray ob sunshine
@@@@@
U win!!!!!
Abalone! Puns iz funnier than uh wun armed Octopus in uh bagpipe playing contest.
oktopusses dun PLAY de bagpypes…dey try ta do oder tings to dem tho…dey juz cant get de jammies off dem.
-=runs and hides=-
Ai fot dohz octopi wuz cawled players too.
Iz believer u spelled dat wurd wrong
stoopy wurd press, this comment should have been under Daisy’s comment about carp. sheesh
N crappie, tu.
Teach a cat to fish and he gets tangled up in line forever.
Get in line, kitteh.
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I bleev u!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I bleev u!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) OK, I bleev u!
(Jump in de line, rock your body in time) Whoa!
Shake, shake, shake, small kitteh, shake your fishing line
Shake, shake, shake, small kitteh, shake it all the time
Work, work, work, small kitteh, work your fishing line
Work, work, work, small kitteh, work it all the time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmIxDQ3JLD0
jump in teh line, a la beetle juice . . .
Thanx fur teh link, gremlin!
nao i gotta go rent teh movie….
mai kitteh, hee lurves teh fishes
for nuffin else duz hee wishes
btu when hee fishes oh brother
he get too excited end up in de water
(chorus)
if u teech a cat to fish…. u r no longer nessessary.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.
Teach him to fish, and he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.
U’ve met mai bruvver, den?
I think it’s pretty typical for the male sex, isn’t it?
Oh, fer cryin’ out loud! WP apparently doesn’t like the word “secks” (spelled correctly)!
What I said was… “I think it’s pretty typical for the male s-e-c-k-s, isn’t it?”
Sheesh. *rolleyes*
but ai alreddy eated da bait
Kitteh eetz wermz?? PLEH!!
mine play wif crickets – would probly eat one if ai let them
o yez, coz den teh kitteh givz it bak on deh car pet
in TX mai kittehs useta eet bugz — eksept foar teh leggies, wich apparuntlee wer nawt tastee. ai wud find six leggies lyin inna cirkle, an maybe a liddul bit of exoskeleton.
eww pleh!
Shhhh! Yooll skayr sweetmotherofmars! (She hazza exoskelleton too!)
smom, um, nuthin wuz sed heer! Movealong . . . nuthin to see . . .
oh, sawree! ai duz nawt meen to cause disc… dysk… make ennybody feel bad.
(ai finkso SMOM is green, rite? teh kittehs onlee eated teh brown bugz.)
Wut about Upfi? She duz nawt eben habs teh exoskelleton to prowtek her.
::Fashuns catapillar shaped titaneeum bawdee armor wit elebenty leg holes::
Here dis shood du teh trick.
Oooh, how nice of u 2 fink aboot mai proteckshun! Fank u BERY mush 4 the lubbelyl bawdee armor. Ai’ll wear it wif pride.
leggies probly tickle on the way down
MAh kitteh Kilkenny liekd to eet krikits but teh antennas maed him koff.
*ARGH* I jus grossed mahself owt.
Meen ole hyoomin. Ai gib u fishees.
Ai jus git it maisef!
annifing u cin dew ah cin dew better!
enneefing u kin du Ai kin du best!
Annie Get Ur Fishing Pole ref, FTW!
We’ll be waiting to see how u did, kitteh. Waiting wif baited bref.
*snerk*
Kitteh caughted a fish DIS BEEG.
and dont forget the hush puppiez.
Kitteh, u no wants to eet my shoos. Not after whut u dids in them last nite.
wut, u hasn’t cleened them owt yet?
wut iz u hoomins gud for anyway??
Absolutely nuffim.
Sez u.
I do?
U is puttin werds in my mouf.
And I pacifically rekwested hush puppiez.
Teh fambly reunion cookbook from my Tennissee relatibs has elebenty different recipies for hush puppies.
They all call for a stick of oleo.
I fink I’ll eet teh werds aftur all, thxIwannakeepmyarteriezcleer.
No worries! After u eats allda hush puppies, we puts on floofy skirts and gos un-clog dansing.
*throes clogs away*
I’m reddy!
mai BC used to lurrrrrve to likk likk likk the edjes offa stik uv marjarin!
Shoos! Wat iz dey gud for?
Absolutely nuffing…say it again
Shoos!
Good Ceiling Cat, y’all!
dey iz gud fur ohpen nin deh can uv gushifud!
Hao duz I puts dis wigglee worm on teh hook wif owt posable fumbs?
Hold still, will ya?
Doan maek me poke u twice!
Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne!
“Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!” That would be bad.
Would u like some cheez wif ur nose?
wormz, not mah flavur akshullee… i fink nowadayz fishiez would liek choklitt instead
Fishiez hoo lykes teh choklitt b mah kyn ov fishiez. (Ai don shayr, tho).
me tooz!
i likey choklitt a lot!
Dats a big projekt to Tackle.
Now ur just casting about for punz.
Beddur than fishing fur complimintz!
dont rise to teh bait Gremlin!
Too late. She falled for it, hook, line and sinker.
Hmmm. I will mullet over.
Lost anudder sole to Davy Jones.
Drat! Ai loss mah lockur combinashen.
sumpin’ fishy about dis…
I bet yoo thinks yoo is reel funneh nao . . .
Casting a large net…
lol. Hai Romeow … Ai finallies gawt ur Mah Spayce message. Ai don goe dere all dat offen. Gud 2 heer frum u!!!
On mah scale, I wud say fings are going swimmingly.
Just bobbin along!
Daisy – u must be sykik…psyki…U must kno stuffs before dey happen!
Hao did u kno to ware dat hat today?
I did wared my fish-head cap today! It is vary amazing!
Iyt iz rlly iynkredibule haow fotogenik Daisy is;
her bees teh feline Kween ov teh Catwaulk!!!!
Tank yoo! I likes to get my pickshure taked becuz I
gets manny, manny, manny treets!
on de bottum of de booteeful bwinee see?
Pole vaulting: ur doing it rong.
I haz a happee toodai and guess whut ai can doo?
***S P L O O O O O O O O R T***
oh noez!
da CCC iz comin zippercat!!
*weeeehooooo! weeeehooooo!*
*scoopity scoopity braynz*
*cleanz da braynz*
*putz dem back in da head*
*duck tape duck tape*
*handz zippercat a CHRG*
*also handz zippercat sum choklitt and a bery cozy blanky wiff picturez uf fishiez on it*
ahm glad u has a happi. wut can u do?
cat fish fur catfish?
Mornin, turtlol. How u beez toodai?
ohai Kafleen yu kyoote liddle donkee!!!
Ai is ‘bowt teh saym. How’s by yuse?
Juss ducky! I has a SEKKUND day orf!!!
Ol D.A. Dispatcher tried to call meh dis moarnin and reneg, too; axed meh
if I cud wurk.
I sed a bad wurd.
A REEL bad wurd. 
Him gotted off dat fone wit a kwikness.
Catfish haz fur??
Well, I gess dat makez centz.
N chikkin haz lipz N snayk haz shodurs, sew ai’m tode n e wai!
wutt it mek cents fur?
Fishis haz fingerz – Ai seed dem in teh frozed fud cabinit
Dats where ai fownd owt Buffaloz gotz wiings too.
An teh prorns has bawls – an tehy is sebral tyms bigger tahn teh prorns! Hao dus tehy swimm?!
An haz u seen teh sighz uv moff bawlz?????
*snerk*
Snork. Wii lieks eat fishie fingrs.
Tank u berry much Hashim! I feelz beddur naow.
Princessmu – I just did it – the cyuteness uv deh babbeh kitteh mayded me splort. Yesturdai ai haz a sad, sew ai could nawt splort.
n itz sew hawt heer in Warshington, Dee Cee, dat ai feelz laik ai reely did splort!!! LOL
U is in teh Warshington DC? I is just acrosst teh ribber in Lolrington.
ai iz inn deh berry hawt Warshington, Dee Cee! twoo bloks frum deh Whiit Hawse! ai haz too go oat atz lunch tyme – n it iz so berry hawt owt der!!!
I usedta work acrosst from teh It Is a Treasury For U Building, in teh building whare the Old Ebbitt Grill is. I miss Garlic Chikken Fridays!
Now I is in teh burbs (near-in, tho), and there is a walkway from our bilding to a mall, so u can goes out for teh lunches wifout exposing urself.
To teh elements! I meaned wifout exposing urself to teh elements.
Nize U hab teh walkway 2 xpose urslf in!
u haz too watch fur deh straynge elements. deh bee watchin awl the tyme heer in Dee Cee. sew, ai guess dey cannawt see froo deh walkway at u exposin urself!
if enny dai wood bee a gud dai too expose urself – tooday wood bee itz – it iz so hawt n hoomid owt dere! nawt dat ai wood expose maiself…
If I wented outside today and exposed myself I wonder would all my wrinkles get steamed out?
Zo is mein Zister N rling tun!
But she nawt rites, nawt on fone. Zo maybee I donts has sister. Nau, ze ist der zum plce.
Beeg feesh, lettel feesh, swimming in deh watur.
Coem bak hear n bring meh mah daughtur.
Is ur dawturr a murmaid?
Duz mah new pic show up? Dis iz onlee a test.
Noe tests on Friedegg, plz.
Kthxbai.
Him not waiting furr fish…looks like him starting too nom him own arm.
License to nom.
Dubble oh seben. FTW!
No …..
Anyone noe how Ai gets mah profile picshure to shoew up hears insted of generic purple snowflayke?
Fanx. Ai is caffinated and frust terated.
Look at teh 3nd tutorilol here (How to comment while logged intoWordPress)
http://www.hullcloth.com/evidence/movies/tutorilols
kthxbuytehsouvenirtshirt
Fanx!!
lolcatburglar does grate lessons in the orga…organi….setting up of teh bloo name and teh getting of abatours. tan kew 4 all yr halp
Thx u vry much 4 thxing me vry much!
U has ur myspace linked… u needs to has ur cheez profile in teh link insted.
Fanx II!
Hear I goes fur moar ‘puter fun!!
U guise r teh best!!
oops… I answered teh rong kwestion! pay no attenshun to mine.
LCB had teh rite answer.
STN
mmm. no. u can putting in enny web address u b wanting 2.
But soon wii will awl gets to seeing ur abatar weneber u b logged into werdpress. 
But 2 hab deh abatar u must b habbing deh wordpress akkkownt.
heer. I get mai littul helper.
.
I giving u sum hep 4 deh avatar. (it b deh wun frum deh wordpress accownt, not the ICHC profile.)
.
u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account. eezee peezee, just go to wordpress.com wif deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt and den following deh strukshunz.
u musting put in an avatar in ur ‘profile’ page dere. u can awlso b putting deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile.
.
After u hav set up deh wordpress profile page, u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC.
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But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
.
Gud luk!
Tank u sew mutch.
I b printung owt all teh ’strucshens.
I has teh wordpress akownt butt it can has old werk email address so meybee I needs 2 get new akownt unner new nayme.
But I can has tyme 2 dai an I will figgure dis owt.
Ur ’strucshens incrediblies detayled n he’pfull.
Thanx, fren.
U shud b abul to changing deh e-mayo address wifowt habbing 2 git hoe gnu akkownt.
Will u b mai fren?? I only haz 2052 frenz.
Oh YAY!! CBSB iz fren number 2053!!
*duz liddul dans uv joi*
*dans, dans, skip, hop, twirl*
U noe dat awl ur frenz will `spekt birfdai an Crismus cardz frum u, donchu?
Uh oh. Welle, Ai fink Ai am up 2 deh task!!
lol! fanx fur being mah fren number ONE!
Deer CBSB: Ai rekwestid yuu tuu bees mai frend;
tehn Ai wented tuu mai prohfyle adn notissed taht yuu had alreddy rekwestid tuu bee mai frend;
Weez wuz liek 2 ships passyng inna nite:
Soe YAY!!!!!! Naow weez ar frends foar shure!!!!
YAY! Gweate mynds … u noe!!
We b teh bess lolfrens!
lolitageez = CBSB. Fur juss rite naow. kthxbai
……
i fink az annipuss said… u haz anotha frend who would be akspecting a crismaz and birffday card frum u…. dat would be a hard task….
but u iz bery frendly cweenmj, datz so nice!
U crack meh up, cweenmj.
ONLY *gasp*
i haz 75…
i iz sooo jealous….
wish could steal sum friendz
75 is respectamable. Between u and me, I think cweenmj might be a fren hoarder.
We tried to get all her frenz together to stage a intervenshun, but teh Astrodome was already booked.
i fink we need sumfin bigger dan an astrodome fur all dose frendz…. maybe another planet i suppose?
Plant cweenmj. Ai lub it. We habs auxiliary pwaces liek duh NB, butt no wun haz a hole planet. Culdn’t happen tu a nicer person IMHO.
Nawt plant…ai ment planet.
Hashim!! u ken steel frenz!! Iz eezee peezeee!!!
(how u think I git sew mennee?? nobuddy asks 2 b mai fren, I ask dem.)
u kin finding peepz on dhe fanz lists adn deh frenz listz on dhe profilez.
Awl u haz tuu duu iz klik on dere namez adn going tuu deh profile adn sending dem deh fren rekwest. Approximately 1 in 5 dat I rekwest, sez, “I aksept.”
eezee peezee…….Marx Broz ref FTW !!!!!!!
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heh thot yewd sneek dat wun bi huh ???
U givez mii tuu much credit…..
I dint b noeing dat wuz Marx Bros.
Mai culcherul illiterissee, let mii show u it.
itz coool u hab 2054 frendz and still counting…
i liek it if i hab not to many (az in in 1000z dat iz) frendz…
ai wantz to byte sumfing. *BITE BITE BITE BITE*
*VERY NOT HAPPYTAIL*
ai gots a wierdpress akkount nao an ai haz a purty abatar an it lukz lyke ai iz logged in heer corektly, but wen ai kommintz, nuffing happens! ai’s beed tryin nao fur FREE OWRZ tew mayk teh *expletive deleted* wurk.
HALP!!!!!
Would u likes me to give u some advices?
PLZ tew halp me. *cries*
ai haz yahoo talkies, ai’s kg4hpn, ef u can halp meh dat wai?
O, I meaned giving u advices like I did teh other day. But teh body count was a little high afterwards, so nevvermind.
Srsly, If u added a picture to ur WordPress account, it just might take some time before it updates here. They has to pass it around at the WordPress offices first and let everybuddy laff at it.
/lolspeak
That’s not what my problem is. I can deal with “just wait a while for us to catch up”. What’s making me want to bite is that if I’m logged in to WP, I can’t post at all. I’ve been sitting here trying to talk to you all for the last 3 hours, and nothing’s posting. *grump*
I guess maybe I’ll just have to post this way for a while (without even attempting to log into ICHC or WP) and hope that they catch up soon.
Did you put the same e-mail address in your WordPress profile as you use when you post the way you are now?
Is the screen name the same on WordPress as you are using now? If it’s even one letter different, it needs to be laffed at, I mean, verified first and will cause delay and confusion.
The other day after I died and updated my profile with my nom-de-mort it took a few hours for my posts to appear because I was using a different — and hitherto unused — screen name.
Oh noes! Confusion and delay. I’m in a Thomas the Tank Engine show now. LOL
Thanks for the advice that didn’t kill me. I’ll go double check those items now!
fank yew fank yew LCB!! teh emaow addyress wuz teh problum. yew fixeded it fur me, fank yew!
Wat a lubblee abatar – it waz wurf waytin fur!
wat u meanz?? ur naem not turning bloo or da abatar not appearing on da comminting paeg?
if it be da naem turning bloo problem, dis iz probably da link, http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mom21kitteh/ , put dis link in da URL box which iz here in da comminting paeg, below da e-mail address option.
da next tiem u commint, ur naem shuld be bloo… if da abatar problem u hab, den u need a wurd press account and log in it, den commint here and da wurd press abatar wiff show up instead uf da quilty square fing…..
i hopez i halped u’z!
i rote a bery longish commint fur ur halp…waiting fur it to appear…
i posted a longish commint fur da instructionz but wurd press eated it up….
it didnt show up….soww CBSB…
Das OKEY, Hashim. Dis me, CBSB fur temperary. I fink I b getting mah CBSB bak aftur werd press rites meh bak. lolz fur reel.
o yesh, da longish commint appeared!!
finally, o fink after a whole day!
i wanna ticlez da floofy tummeh!!!!
Pass me teh Snorgle Snorkle; Ai’m goin in!
Kitteh wants to tikle teh tummeh of a fishee.
I thot him wanted deh fishee tikkling himz tummee …. frum deh inside.
yummy!
i’d hab a fish tickle mah tummy any day but fur naow, iz goi tom snorgle da tummy uf da kitteh in 3…2…1…
Hewwo ebery1!You needs bate fur deir fishees??
Hewwo Katzi!!
i fink mah fishy bate would be…hmmmm…choklitt!!
Bye y’all… I is goin for teh weekend, gots to plai wif my noo kitteh!
Hab fun! Gib ur noo kitteh a snorgle from meh!
bye bye leeza-b!!
hopez u enjoy ur weekend!
Has teh fun wif gnu kitteh! Yay!
habz fun wiff noo kitteh! lotz uv purrs, snorgles, and kitty kisses four deh noo kitteh. butt, do nawt splort iffn u can’t get on deh intertubes too be saiveded!!!
noo kitteh iz prolly berry splortable!
giv teh lukky liddel gurl a hug anna snorgle frum meh!
Kitteh hopes to catch
One Fish, Two Fish
Red Fish, Bloo Fish.
But he slips on teh dock, hurts hisself and then later suess teh owner of teh marinia for negligence.
Den libz happitayl eber aftur on teh marina ownur’s diem.
but mebbe nawt griin ecks an ham
but, did he du it in a bawcks?
and wood he du it wif a fawks?
wud u
cud u
inna kar?
nawt da orinj or gold onez, dier poysin!!1!
Littel kitteh haz big ambishuns!
yesh yesh i tinkso tew!!1! qwight teh pluckee leedle puddytat
if he hooks a fishie much biggur than he, careful nawt to turn into fishie’s lunch!!!
If ai try Reel hard and doan eet tu mehnee maiself, Ai mite Net enuff tu feed awl the Bouys and Gills. Ai’m nawt Shellfish…ai share. Wuldn’t dat just warm mai widdle Sole? It shuldn’t be too Roughy. Ai hoap ai doan Flounder.
Mai Codfather taught meh how tu du dis. Let meh jes Perch maiself up awn teh end ob dis dock and see iffen ai kin ketch Lox and Lox, tu the Tuna a ton ob fish. Iz dat success ai Smelt? Ai can nawt Fathom N-E-fing else. Holy Mackerel, dats a Whale ob uh bite awn mai line. Ai fink Eel put up uh beeg fight…
aggggghhhh….
and nc66, haow duz yu come tu has CHRG(w/doi) reddy-instawled? Haow KEWL!
Ai maik teh CHRGs maiself. Ai hab a yeller wun, and bloo wun, and udder toppers fur special ohkayshuns. Sum are awn mai profile.
Ai liek teh wun wit teh red lite awn tawp.
nc66 u has kitty combo like meee- one is tuxy style an one is large brown original stripey flaver.!!!!!!!
Ai haz one tuxy tipe dat luks lyke ur avatar. Hur nayme iz Cookie and she feches trash and brings it tew mee.
Taht iz teh awesum!!!
8) 
8) 
dis be harley beechcat
Holy Makeril!! Dat iz sum fish storee!
Eggzaklee.
Cue Kip Adotta…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZG14eGmR8
Blown uh seal?!?
Oh mai!
O, rite. Teh audio might not be safe for teh works. Although this was on teh radio every five minutes back in teh 80s.
Wow, I hazint herd dat in yeers.
Ai cawted wun an him wuz diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis beeg!
He was no small-fry!
SPLORT!!!!
OH NOEZ!! WE NEEDZ HALP!!
da CCC iz comin orangekittehservant!!
*weeeehooooo! weeeehooooo!*
*scoopity scoopity braynz*
*cleanz da braynz*
*putz dem back in da head*
*duck tape duck tape*
*handz orangekittehservant a CHRG*
*also handz orangekittehservant a bukkit full of choklitt and a bery cozy blanky wiff picturez uf kyoot orinj kittiez on it*
dier, u should feel betta naow!
Ai wil katchyu awl teh fishiiz yu wantz an snorguhlyu nyne wayz tew BUNdai.
Iffen kitteh don’t get sloopy, schooner or later he will ketch some fish at a pretty good clipper, yawl.
Oh.
Diz akshually b CBSB. Butt it dont post no moar aneeways.
ok eberyone!
iz goin to sleep naow…itz 12:00 in da nite…bye bye ebryone *zZzzzzZzZZZZz*
testy testy wun tew free
holee chao, it wurks!!!
*happitayle happidanses* ai haz a happi nao!!!
w00t w00t M21K!!!11!
nice
Ambishun. I has sum.
give a cat a fish, u feed him for a day
teach a cat to fish, u feed him for the rest of his life.
mai kitteh nvr caught fishies, it waz always a ded mowz or mangled birdi. but hey, don’t letz me rain on your paraid, i iz sure you can pick dat poll up.
Kitteh sez: “Stoopee hyuoomins! Thems kan sea haow kyuoote Ai ar!!!
Wye doan tehy gibb me a fishee?? Mebbee thems hadded anti-kyuoote iynokulashuns!!!”
Soe kitteh decides haow hims gunna katcha fish himseylfe:
Synce hims duz nawt haz posable fumbs tuu baitez teh fishee hook,
hims wil knok oaver awl teh fishyng poals inna wature, wun atta tiem;
tehn mebbee wun ov tehms wil boppez a fishee onna hed adn knokkem aowt; taht’s haow kitteh wil katchem!!!!
Mai kitteh nawt need pole, mei kitteh katchz fish wid hers pawz, adn pointy ends. Kitteh kin katch own fishes but lieks humans tu get fishes for hers.
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
“Fish!”
“Today’s fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal!”
Red Dwarf, yes?
im’a gonna eet yoo liddul fishees!
MEbbe yu bettur start wif a peese of string an a abent pin, bebbeh – or mebbeh yu need a hoomin hu noes moar abowt whut kittehs liek.
just give teh kitteh a fish
test
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