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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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soe Ai doan’t 2.
Conga rats annipus an leosmom! Wud u liek drinksies an danses? Or a pollitikal appoyntment?
Ai’d prefur teh drinkses an danses thx. Ai doan’t mess wiv politix. Mai husbing yoost 2 sai “doan’t boat, it inkurijis dem” an enneewai, hooebber u boats 4, teh pollytishuns get in.
werds ub wizdum fur shur!
Lolkitteh haz more experiunz and kwalificashunz den lolbama.
lessee…it muz be intu teh ebbenun in TTI..a niez apfter dinnerz kordial?
Dat’s rite! Iz 8.15 an Ai yoshoolee haz a glass uv sumfing abowt dis tiem.
Mai siserinlau enjois a niez glas ov amontyla…amonteena…medeum dri sherry.
Ai yoost 2 drink dat, but naow Ai prefur red whine oar beer.
Hau abaut a littel glas ov dis niez Chilean Shiraz?
*pores sum rubee-red whine inna glas and holdz it aut to annipus*
An awl be happee to sit hier an lissen tu u whine.
Thx fur teh glass uv whine, Ai doan’t fink Ai need to wine at teh momint tho!
Tuff. I heerby appoynt Annipuss to teh pozishun ob Speaker ob teh Cheezburger Order, adn Eeter ob teh Noms.
Oh, but annipuss, we has many eggsiting politimicle positions available!
Like…
Ambassador to Translolvania
Bureau Chief, Bureau of Bureaus
Chief of Protolols
Deputy Assistant Undersecretary to teh Assistant Deputy Window Warsher
E…
executive assistent in chaerg uv assistents
Financial Fraud Fasillitator
General Messer-Upper
H….
Human Resource Outsourcing Secretary
Interim Intelligence Icon
Janitor Of Judicial Jurisdictions
Klingon Empire Liaison
Liaison tew teh Liaisons Of teh Lolrus
M…
Minister wifout Portfolio. Or pants.
Night Manager, 7-Elebenty of Congress
Official De-Briefer
P…
duz teh Official De-Briefer werk for teh Minister wifout Portfolio. Or pants?
No, they is in completely different branches of teh gummint, with completely different terms and mostly overlapping duties. So they aren’t allowed to even be in teh same city at teh same time.
Gummint dysfunction, let them show u it.
maeks perfekt sense.
Yu need tu consult James Hacker, administrator ob teh department ob administratib affairs, adn hiz cheef brayn surgeon Sir Humphrey Applebey.
ai can has brayn?
oooooohhhh Yes Minister ref !!!!!!!! ( an Yes Prime Minister tew )
ai lobbz doze showz…….berry berry clebber, dose riturz….
hey salleh! Wutts the dill, pickle?
Maus Marauder ob Mesopotamia
Nom Nibbler ob teh Department ob Nommables (McDonalds iz delt wib in teh Department ob Cardboard Recycling)
Offishal Oggler ob Oceana
P…
Petty officer uv official pettiness
Quarter Masta of Qwarrentines
Registrawwrrr of Resignation Registration
Supra Intendent of Surplus Soups & Sauces
T…
Translator of trivial transmissions
Underwriter of Underware
Vice president of verifications
W…
Witnis for Jujing Jujes
Xekutib Bukkit Serplus Serplies
Yoda Imatashuns Suprvisr
Zig-zaggler Intrpritr
Thx fur awl teh posishuns u aer offrin me, but mai favrit posishun iz flat on mai bed, sleapin!
No, sry. Vice President posishun if teh filled.
*snert*
bai whu?
whenebber ai tinks of politicalities, ai needs a drinkie. How bout a white Russian? or a lon giland ice tea? or a Manhattan? or a Cuba Libre? or a Cape Cod?
Annyfing az long az it’s eenuff 2 maek me fergit abowt pollytix!
Hab yu eber tried teh scottish/Orkney beer cawled “Skull Crusher”?
Dat sowndz a bit strawng - Ai yooshuly stikk 2 sumfing abowt 4.5 -5% abv mai favrit iz a Kentish brewed bitter cawled Spitfire, but Ai liek moast bitter beers.
bitter beer!!1! I vote for taht!
2 b tryin Stoudt’s Double IPA!
Hi BamaHern! How beez u lately?
A Singapor Sling? Sum Canadien Klub?
Corona? Scotch?
We yoost 2 hab a drink comapany cawled Corona in TTI - dey maed fizzy soft drinks, moastly brite cullered artifishul flavr ober sweet stuff.
Corona beer iz frum Mekzico. iz nawt bad. ai’m nawt a rele beer drikner.
Thx Gma, Ai didn’t fink it cud be teh saem. Ai fink Ai haz seen dat beer in a supermarkit heer
aid dont need no stinkin qualifications
GMTA, leosmom!
We downt need no edumacashun
We downt need no cheez control
Noe dark gog-gie toys in da basement
Hooman! Leeb dem ‘nips alown!
Hey! Hooman! Leeb dem ‘nips alown!
Awl in awl, iz just a-nubber fish in da hall.
Awl in awl, iz just a-nubber fish in da hall.
yay!!!!!! JD! *floofy paws clappin foooriusly*
encore, encore!!!
Prize fore furst purrson to guess teh orijinal song on dis wun:
Nommer kitteh, noms in wib teh cheez,
Basement cat beside him,
Basement cat’s hiz frend, nawt guud at awl
Can yu, can yu hear it, can yu hear teh purring
Nomming every nomable around
Ca yu, can yu see it, can yu
See teh gushifuud quiver yonder
Blak paw rising, time iz running owt
.
Sakrifis yore noms ore die by teh paw ob teh
Kitteh!
Kitteh!
Kitteh!
Kitteh!
Judas Priest FTW!
Adn yu win theze elebenty super delux extra-extra-large-n-cheezy cheezburgers wib catnip sawce.
mmmmm…..catnip sawce! heres a qwestshun ai wunnerd abawt fur a lawng tiem….hau coms der iznt a maus-falvrd gushifud?
Oar lizard…oar crickett? Ai wunderd too.
*wunderz tu self “crickett flavr? an ai thot AI had strangz ideas!*
Kittehz luvz deh bugz.
I had wun dat wud katch adn eeting deh Junebugz.
KRUNCH KRUNCH KRUNCH
If yew seez deez in July, iz dey “Julybugz?”
*SNORTLE*
Dunno, but iffen yu see them on April 1st, dey’re Foolish Bugs.
*snurts @ Foolish Bugs*
Crickett iz nawt the straynjest flavr mai kittehs crave. In adishun tu normal flavrs like bird, mai kittehs wuld lub gushifud dat wuz falvrd by toe jam, ear wax oar nose nuggetz.
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But ai doan want N-E-wun to noe dat.
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Not to worries. We’ll edit that out before teh lolcast.
doant kum to yootah in teh summr tehn- we has choklit cuvvered crikkets onner ise kreems (ai persunallee think iz just a torist gimmikk- letz feed teh torists stuff we wud onlee eet iffn we wuz starvin).
Hoo noes whut a maus tasteses liek?
Oar a lizzerd, crickitt, etc.?? Ai wood nawt want to be teh food taster fur dose flavers!
Ai noez teh antz is bery bery spy-see. Eeted dem by axident wunse wen ai was yung. Dey had gotten insied teh Jolly Rancher wrapper, which was opayk. Ai wuz nawt in teh habit uv inspektin kandee ai had jus opened befoar stikkin it in my mowf. PLEH PLEH PLEH PLEH PLEH.