Comments on: it was then they realized

By: catzrpurrfeck

catzrpurrfeck — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:47:15 +0000

Teh uzyal suspecks!

By: andy

andy — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:28:50 +0000

It’s a lolcat re-enactment of “The Usual Suspects.”

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:23:11 +0000

Mary’s Land on deh odder side of the Dee Cee

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:54:45 +0000

coff, coff, kaff, KKAAAFFF………..smooth….erkle

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:48:05 +0000

ai gotz sum bnanbannananannnn peelz……we cood dry dem an den roollz dem up annnnn smokes ‘em !!!
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dey cawl it mello yello….
.
well …..dey dew !

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:41:37 +0000

BWAAAA, HAAA.HAAA.HAAAAAA!!!!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:40:20 +0000

Horking Hair-balls at Hapless Humans
Ignoring summons
Jacking that tuna and salmon shipment on I-95 last week
Kleening in public
L…

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:39:44 +0000

get howse kleen…..wun ov teh bess reesunz tew hav a pawrty…..
oar……MIL iz comin wiff her …………
whyte glubbz !!!! oh noes, nowt teh whyte glubbz !!!

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:34:07 +0000

‘spshully NE green wunz oar bloo wunz…..

By: salleh

salleh — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:32:16 +0000

dribbin wiffowt a lysunse
eetin teh kaptunz speshal downutz
forgettin tew put a nikul in teh meet her
grabbin cheezburgurZ frum unsuspektin tooristz
h…..

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:34:58 +0000

hello Catnip!!1!
iz u noob here?

By: Perez

Perez — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:25:03 +0000

YES, that was the joke.

By: tookatze

tookatze — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:22:10 +0000

Macavity anuder LCB alien..aliu… name?

By: amandakat

amandakat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:54:41 +0000

i luvs 50S detedtive novuls,,,noirish,,,,, where be teh nawty vixen who covers 4 teh boys? stoopy coppers.

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:42:36 +0000

sowwy aiz late

X-aktlee da fing she wants moast, awn da grownd
Yello-coted fyrmenz
Zip-linez tu da next fred!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:36:14 +0000

U obveeyusslee nawt seen herz gowld sparklee paynt pen…

By: maxiwaxikins

maxiwaxikins — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:58:13 +0000

dang

nuthin leff to do but git owt the ol glu

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:55:07 +0000

sheesh, LCB…nao yur burglin notes tew?? fur shame! an dey isn’t eben shiny!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:52:52 +0000

O, BTW LCB — didja noetiss dat U wuz awn da berree tippee-tawp uv da makrumay agin? I hoapz itz nawt 2 hy up 4 U dis tym …

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:51:09 +0000

Verree hy-ryzin ayreeyulz awn fyr trux wif
Waddur nozzulz (gotz 2 trayn dem fyrminz… )
X…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:48:02 +0000

**repeats mindlessly**
Dis iz *nawt* da katnip we iz lukkin 4…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:46:01 +0000

Ohai PB2K!! Anuvver Catz fan, I c …
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Haow r U dewin? I unnerstand da beeg dai iz cummin up sune… Wat dai izzit? I wanna b aybul 2 prai 4 U dat dai sew hoapfullee wif CeilingCatz hep U b jess fyn n awl happytaylz win ur dun (yesh, I noes dere b uh rikubbree pireeyud)

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:43:47 +0000

Telling her dere b gushifudz on deh next fred
Untieing her frum deh seeling beemz
V……

By: cratz

cratz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:25:30 +0000

Quietly putting her favorite noms down
Readin a newspaper she mite like to lie on
Singing Grateful Dead songs
T…

By: cratz

cratz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:22:05 +0000

Busted down on Bourbon Street
Set up like a bowlin pin
Knocked down, it gets to wearin thin
They juss wont let you be

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:03:36 +0000

Yeah fur momcat!!!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:25:22 +0000

Yakuza-kitteh will has one digit of hiz right front paw de-clawed to atone for his mistake

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:24:06 +0000

speshullee in hi-hyoomiditee..

By: Plobes

Plobes — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:11:17 +0000

Kittesh!!

nebber deel wif thugz

dey are yoozily sentz bai BAYMINT CAT

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:08:22 +0000

Lolz!
fanks 2_k!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:05:57 +0000

I fink ai wudda feinted! U bad, sistah!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:04:48 +0000

I wus just kiddin u… was gonna pretend
my name wuz Gloria 2!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:01:53 +0000

when I introdoosed mah noo kitteh to mah boss kitteh
it took himz bout four dayz to cept herz
they plai and dey fite and I fink they eben likes each odders
at atleast some ov deh time

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:00:36 +0000

Oh Hai Annipuss!! Sowndz like mii. Huzbin kleend whyle I wuz at Yakitup in Yakima…..cant finding enneefing noaw.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:00:09 +0000

{{{leezab+new kitteh}}}
that ar such a lubly storee
I has a tear in mah eye

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:56:11 +0000

Jus tell teh gurl atwerk seh’s nawt abailable!!!

Naow, abowt dis coinkydinks – dew tell!!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:51:44 +0000

UR name it GLORIA? REELY???

JK! Dat wud be 2 much coinkydinks!
fanks DK… wif 4.5 kittehs, u is teh voice uv experiense!
The vet sed to give it 4 weeks.
There is a small chanse that a girl at werk mite take her,
but I is sekretly hoping she can’t.

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:51:19 +0000

Leeza-b, s0 gwlad teh liddel kitteh iz okai! W00t W00t! Concatenashuns!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:50:10 +0000

*wayves a paw, maykes eye kontakt wit teh kops*

This is *nawt* teh katnip yoo wuz lukkin for.

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:49:06 +0000

O hai, catnip!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:49:02 +0000

Teh ownlee tiem ai ebber cleen iz wen sumwun frettenz 2 bizit. Den affer dey haz gon, Ai can’t fined ennyfing fur weaks.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:48:19 +0000

Wuz ther enny identifying cat furs or paw prints onnit? Hmm??

CSI, ICHC-style!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:47:04 +0000

Ackshully nothing wuz rong wif her, but they sed maybe she had PTSD frum teh surgerie, and hormones owt of wack from going from pregnant, 2 fixed and no kittens, kabam!
I had such worry driving home, and there she was, just waitin on me.
I fink ur prayerz wuz answered. fanks u Gremlin! ♥♥♥♥

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:46:23 +0000

aynt dat tru!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:45:00 +0000

Madland?

Does u mean St. Elizabeths? Or teh Land of Marys?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:43:57 +0000

Momcat!! u b mai fren!!!!
♪♫
Thank u fer beein a fren
Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
♪♫
I’m not ashamed 2 say
I hope it awlways will stay dis way
Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
♪♫
Adn if u trew a partee,
Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
Thank u 4 bein a fren.
♪♫

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:39:52 +0000

Nimble peepz 2 helping
O posabul fumbz
Possumz, chokklit
Q….

By: gascat

gascat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:35:19 +0000

yea-
ifnz I wuz u, id putz da shini gitar ina beeg box n hamcuffz it two yur wrist….
udderwize it mites develop feets n a “deep desir ta be wif lcb…..”

momcat

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:33:48 +0000

Paul Simon ref!!! Yay!1!!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:32:49 +0000

heaven-sent
ilse
julietta
katy
luisa
misty
n . . .