it was then they realized
it was then they realized the catnip deal went bad.
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Female dog set me up!
that b—-!
YES, that was the joke.
ohai LCB! no hard feelins baout yestidai, rite! whut yew want fur sillybrations?
No, it was kinda fun, but teh next time I dies, I’m gonna has to find a YNG (young nakey ghost) to carry around those heavy chains for me.
We can mabye drink zombies and danse to teh Grateful Ded? Is appropriate to our recent condition and teh theme of this lol.
*danse danse danse* *singz*
♫Truckin got mai chipses kashed in. ♫
♫keep truckin, lyke teh do-dah mans♫
♫Togever, moar oar less in lyne, jest keep truckin awn♫
*howlds up teh zombie en a toest tew LCB*
Sittin’ and starin’ out of teh front room window.
Got a tip they’s gonna kick teh door in again
I’d like to gets some sleep before my naptime,
But if u gots a warrant, I guess ur gonna come in.
Busted down on Bourbon Street
Set up like a bowlin pin
Knocked down, it gets to wearin thin
They juss wont let you be
Ridin’ that train
High on cocaine
Casey Jones, you better watch your speed.
Trouble ahead
Trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.
Concatshoelaces LCB ***YAY***
7 wai!
Hai, lolcatburgler! I has noticed dat u r a bery famous cheezfriend. Hao did u becum sew famous?
wailll-
letz putz it dis wai- iz nawt a gud idea ta leab shiny fingz (lik watchez) round herz an don eber showz her tawl fings- she furgetz shez ‘fraid ub higts n den we awl hab two rescoo her….
momcat
Wevver she wonts it ore nawt! We has yused mennee meffods, inclooding:
Avanches for her to slyd doun
Big, rownd peepul catchy thingy
Cawling to her, in dull set toens
D…
Dylin nien-elebentee
Egg-straw lawng roap 4 clymin (n sweengin)
Fyrminz (uv cors — wadja egg-spekt? )
G…
Grabbitee — awlwayz heps gitting down
Hollering — not so much hep akkshullee
Ice kreeem — 4 tempting her wif
j….
Jingling shinee fings
K…
kliming upz ta get her
leabin shini fingz lyin round
moar fyrmen
n…..
momcat
Nimble peepz 2 helping
O posabul fumbz
Possumz, chokklit
Q….
Quietly putting her favorite noms down
Readin a newspaper she mite like to lie on
Singing Grateful Dead songs
T…
Telling her dere b gushifudz on deh next fred
Untieing her frum deh seeling beemz
V……
Verree hy-ryzin ayreeyulz awn fyr trux wif
Waddur nozzulz (gotz 2 trayn dem fyrminz… )
X…
sowwy aiz late
X-aktlee da fing she wants moast, awn da grownd
Yello-coted fyrmenz
Zip-linez tu da next fred!
O hai GF!
Go figure. In my line of, um, “work”, keeping a low profile is impoartant. But somehow, I’m doin it rong. Still, it’s nice that teh Cheezpeeps look out for me (and look up for me) and rescue me from high places, low places and the occasional dead places.
Whut kine guitar u plays? Can I borrow it for a sec to see whut it looks like in teh light?
Dun dew it, GF. LCB’s repyutai…repoo…gossip sais hers myte want tew keep yer guitar ef yew gibs it tew her!
UH… Nawt rite at teh moment. I’m, uh… on tour, but I can tell u bout it! I has 3 geetars.
1 gibsin SG (bery shinee and noo)
1 fendur stratocastur
1 acoustic wif mah name speshuly payntid on top.
I am pritty much a GUITARFREAK
Oh, tell mii u didn’t just admit to LCB dat u haz a SHINEEE gitar!!!!!
U bedder hold on tite tuu it.
yea-
ifnz I wuz u, id putz da shini gitar ina beeg box n hamcuffz it two yur wrist….
udderwize it mites develop feets n a “deep desir ta be wif lcb…..”
momcat
O, BTW LCB — didja noetiss dat U wuz awn da berree tippee-tawp uv da makrumay agin? I hoapz itz nawt 2 hy up 4 U dis tym …
itz da popo! RUN!!!
popo? wut’s dat?
A slang term 4 teh poleese.
Da popo culd b dere foar menny reesonz, nawt jest foar teh nip. Fur instense:
Assaultin of teh goggies
Bringin in unlolful an undokyumentd meeces
Crymes aginst hoo-manity (tew much pownces an nawt enuff luvs)
D…
dribbin wiffowt a lysunse
eetin teh kaptunz speshal downutz
forgettin tew put a nikul in teh meet her
grabbin cheezburgurZ frum unsuspektin tooristz
h…..
Horking Hair-balls at Hapless Humans
Ignoring summons
Jacking that tuna and salmon shipment on I-95 last week
Kleening in public
L…
OMG it’s a Narc, don’t get in teh car!!
BWAAAA, HAAA.HAAA.HAAAAAA!!!!
Dey willhab 2 find anuvver sorse
Gee Officer Krupke…
KRUP YOU!
*snap**snap*snap**snap*
wawtch owt, teh sharks r on deh wai!
*snap**snap*snap**snap*
Just play it kewl boiz!
Reel cool.
wii liek 2 liv in a mare ih kuh
ok bi mii in a mare ih kuh
Make of our hands one hand,
Make of our hearts one heart
**swoon**
*Catches rhsb*
Make of our vows one last vow:
Only death will part us now.
Then be teh extry careful when ur cuttin teh wires.
’spshully NE green wunz oar bloo wunz…..
u better be carefuls then, there is a littul ded going arownd….
Sheez nawt ded yit…
ai’m feelin muchly bedderer nao, myte go fur a walkies, aifinksew!
i fiil… happeee..
mausss-riiii-uhhhhh!
Finalee, a reel man…..eben if him iz a maus…
*Blush*
Aw shucks. Twern’t nuthin…
Maus – Ai been meenin 2 ax u. Hao’s ur dotter? Awl heeled up frum hur surjeree?
She’s fine now, thanks. I was released from toadyhood about 10 days ago…
Evvyfingz free n a mare ih kuh
4 uh smawl fee n a mare ih kuh
aynt dat tru!
Dey will hab 2 find anuvver sorse
Brought you to by The Department of Redundancy Department…
O doan’t start dat agane…
Deja Vu all over again, eh?
Yes, Maus…not again once more!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
“Otay, den, wattaya wanna dew?” **shrug shrug**
“I dunno — wattaya wanna dew?” **shrug shrug**
“I dunno — HEY, naow kut dat owt!”
*snerk* Oh, Annipuss, Ai fink U ment 2 sey —–
—-Dey will hab 2 find anuvver sorse—- LoL!!1!
Ai fort Ai did sai dat – twyce!
Yupperz…Ai jus inna wierd mood dis mornin…
Oh crap…ai jus gotta call 2 go into wurk…TTFN
ai can haz a alibi!!
kwick hyde its teh copps
Cheezit, teh fuzz!
No worries. We is fuzzier then they is. We out-fuzz them!
speshullee in hi-hyoomiditee..
Bad kittehs, bad kittehs…
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when they come fer yew?
Tri Pawshank Redempshun?
oar reeno ninetyelebben
John Lolwalsh be tapin for airin theez perps on Amerikus Most Lolanted.
Boi, iz mai probashun occifer gonna b mad wen he heers abowt dis!
Neber trust a goggie.
Dey will sell out fur a Milk Bone ebery time.
n nawt eben a reel wun! It wuz a squeeki bone!
by da by fank u Romeow- I FINALLY gotted da frenz fing ta wurk!
momcat
Yeah fur momcat!!!
Off to lolcatraz…
*clappity clap*
Gud wun!
Nao, lets go ober our storee one moar time.
Tiger, u waz catching a fly,
Fluffy waz sleepin in a sunbeam,
Willow, u waz doin ur morning stretches,
and none ov us EBER tawked to dat Tom down teh street.
*meanwhile 4rth lolcat slipz out da back doorz with the booty*
I am not worried
no one would suspect us
wez luks so innocent
poleece will splort when dey luk at us
we shuld act all cute an innocent and gibe them
headbonks and purr
Don’t look at teh evidense. Just look at teh cute.
ohai LCB how is Ur Esme?
O hai. Esme’s doing ok, thx for axing. She goes for Round 4 of chemo on Tuesday Aug. 5. Plz to be thinking good thoughts for her. We want teh mass to be shrinked and her platelet count to be where it needs to be for her to get chemo.
{{{LCB and Esme}}}
Sending gud thots Ur wayz…
hopes herz counts iz good and deh icky mass is all gone
and yes I does lib in the DC area I iz in Madland
Madland?
Does u mean St. Elizabeths? Or teh Land of Marys?
Mary’s Land on deh odder side of the Dee Cee
ohai LCB. sowwy 2 disturb, but since teh list ov annimules nawt goin on teh Ark, teh uvver dai, i has 2 ax. wut iz a Koala Lion?
plzkthx
It’s no botheration at all. I’m not sure what is a Koala Lion. It’s probably simular to a Koala Tiger, though.
I just thought it might be best to leave them off teh Ark just to be on teh safe side.
Letz jes hoep tehy nawt find teh plantz growin inna basemint.
Wee R 2 kyoot fur prizson!
Dats wut ai tolded mai fren yeers ago wen ai had 2 go 2 traffick court.
Gess wat, frenz!!!!!
Mai mahm called mi at werk. Mai brudder an inkrediblee-stoopid sister in law an neffue r NAWT comin dis wiik-en!
**rhsb happee danses arownd, nockin fings ober wif her floofy tayle**
Hooray for rhsb!! Dat iz sum gud knews!
Mai sistercat is comin to bisit on da 6th an is staying wif me an I’z awl panikee! Da guest rume is a distaster…let mii show u it. Noa I haz to cleen it, an da rest ob da haus. So ob cores I’z wiff da cheezpeeps instead ob gittin bizee awn mii haus! 4tunatelee, Divakitty123 is coming ober 2 halp mii dis weakendz.
Teh ownlee tiem ai ebber cleen iz wen sumwun frettenz 2 bizit. Den affer dey haz gon, Ai can’t fined ennyfing fur weaks.
Oh Hai Annipuss!! Sowndz like mii. Huzbin kleend whyle I wuz at Yakitup in Yakima…..cant finding enneefing noaw.
get howse kleen…..wun ov teh bess reesunz tew hav a pawrty…..
oar……MIL iz comin wiff her …………
whyte glubbz !!!! oh noes, nowt teh whyte glubbz !!!
does a happee danse fur rhsb
Yay!
*Grabz rhsbz pawz adn dansez wif her.*
Happeeness iz NAWT habbing 2 putting up sif deh stooppee relatibz!!
oh hai cweenmj!
fank u fur da diretsuns- I finali gotted da frenz fing ta wurk!…..I didn nao dat I had a pro file…… I fink mabe gascat didz it fur me….
momcat
Glad 2 helping!!
Iz u wun uv mai frenz noaw? I go chek. brb.
I sending u a frend rekwest!!!
I haz ober 2000 frenz now I shoot 4 3000!!!
U kin neber habbing tuu mennee frenz!
Momcat!! u b mai fren!!!!
♪♫
Thank u fer beein a fren
Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
♪♫
I’m not ashamed 2 say
I hope it awlways will stay dis way
Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
♪♫
Adn if u trew a partee,
Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
Thank u 4 bein a fren.
♪♫
Mr Cuddles sawded teh cop car pull up and knew taht a qwic desizhun was in ordur for him and the rest of the crew, they could eat all the nip now and do a weekend in county on a pozeshun with intent to use charge and be out by Mundae, Toozdai at teh worst, or tehy cud get cawt with the whole stash and likely and up doing a long turn in Lolcatraz. While he liked to nip out ebery so oftin, teh thot of tryin to keep his litter togedur wile spendin two daiz in teh kownty kennel on a blown mind seemed liek a bad enuf trip on its own.
“Fuzzy, Jingles,” he called out “Kwik,start eatin it!…Zippy, you too…and if any of ya turn rat in there, well, then some of us will get to teh basemint sooner tahn teh rest of us”
Sew much win!!!!!!11!
ohai DK!
Gess wuts? I fink I has a noo kitteh.
that ar so exciting
tells us all bout it nowz
:pulls a chair and sits near Leeza-b
*pullz up nother chair 2 hering deh story.*
I lubz happee storeez.
ooh, congrats, leeza! Plz to tell us awl abowt teh noo kitteh in yur lief!
:sits doan in anudder chare, next to 2K an teh cweenmj, wating wif bated bref to heer teh gud storee:
ok!
*deep breff*
Well dis is teh kitteh I was so worrieb abowt yesterday.
When I gotted home, she was on teh porch waiting for me, so I snatched her up and took her inside and luvved her wiffin an inch uv her life… and took her to teh v.e.t. this morning. The vet pronownced her eggsepshunally kyoot and perfecktly helthy, and sed she was a WIN kitteh!
So I is going to see if Thelma and Weezy will lets me keep her. She is abowt 6-9 mos old, white wif grey tabby spots, and her name is Heartworm.
Oh! I almost forgot!
Enny ov u wif multiple kittehs, I would love to hear how urs gets along, if they fite, wut u do abowt it, how u introdooc a new kitteh to the established kitteh… all dat sort uv things!
wii dint hav tew go thru muchly introoduckshuns bcaws hour kitteh had a big sad ober a lost litter. but wii startd wif bebbeh kitteh in wun rum an big kitteh in t’over an let’em plai kitteh-paws unner teh door an sniffles each ovr fur a kupla dais bfour wii letz dem meet fayce tew fayce.
it seemded tew wurk well. momma kitteh medeeatly jumpded intew kitteh’s bocks, started giffing hers a baff, an layd down fur bebbeh tew nurse awlmost ryte awai.
ai hopez you can haz gud luk entrodoosing yer kittehs tew each ovr!
Awwww. I hopez Thelma adn Weezy will playing nice wif her.
Congrats! It all sounds good eggsept teh name. Here are some betterer suggestions:
AprilMayJune
Belle of teh Lol
Crinsanthemathum
D…
wuts rong with teh name?
Thats wut she did… she wormed her way in2 my hart!
But I will intertain enny suggeschens…
Has u had ur hartworm vaccinations? No? Then u could be in teh dangers!
I iz alreddy a victim.
Yay! Ai haz a happee fur u n Heartworm, Leeza.
mom21kitteh’s adbice be berree gud. Jus taek it berree slowlee, and maek shur u’r there to supervise when they’re in teh saem room teh nawt-sekkund few times. Teh “qweens’ will nawt haz a happee, but tehy shud ebentuallee at least tolerate Heartworm. When they’re readee, u can gibes them all a treat side by side so tehy associate gud fings wif teh gnu kitteh.
Naow, abowt taht naem!
Delilah
Elfi (so cyoot!)
Fluffy (wut else!)
Gloria (mai naem IRL)
H…
heaven-sent
ilse
julietta
katy
luisa
misty
n . . .
Leeza-b, s0 gwlad teh liddel kitteh iz okai! W00t W00t! Concatenashuns!
UR name it GLORIA? REELY???
JK! Dat wud be 2 much coinkydinks!
fanks DK… wif 4.5 kittehs, u is teh voice uv experiense!
The vet sed to give it 4 weeks.
There is a small chanse that a girl at werk mite take her,
but I is sekretly hoping she can’t.
Jus tell teh gurl atwerk seh’s nawt abailable!!!
Naow, abowt dis coinkydinks – dew tell!!
I wus just kiddin u… was gonna pretend
my name wuz Gloria 2!
I fink ai wudda feinted! U bad, sistah!
*gitz chills an hayrs on teh arms standz up*
leeza-b, this kitteh wuz SENT to yoo! I wuz prayin fur it yestiday after yoo toled us teh storeh. I was prayin she wuld LET herself coem to yoo an be halped, an it happind!
{{leeza-b an perfekt kitteh}}
*duz a liddel dantz*
Ackshully nothing wuz rong wif her, but they sed maybe she had PTSD frum teh surgerie, and hormones owt of wack from going from pregnant, 2 fixed and no kittens, kabam!
I had such worry driving home, and there she was, just waitin on me.
I fink ur prayerz wuz answered. fanks u Gremlin! ♥♥♥♥
{{{leezab+new kitteh}}}
that ar such a lubly storee
I has a tear in mah eye
when I introdoosed mah noo kitteh to mah boss kitteh
it took himz bout four dayz to cept herz
they plai and dey fite and I fink they eben likes each odders
at atleast some ov deh time
Lolz!
fanks 2_k!
Mennee, mennee brgrs for Teh Crapture! Fantabuluss storee!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!elebenty!
i luvs 50S detedtive novuls,,,noirish,,,,, where be teh nawty vixen who covers 4 teh boys? stoopy coppers.
sings “Smuggler’s Blues” from Miami Vice…or is dat Meowmi Mice…. ???
Dood, needz some Visine for teh eyes!
Teh katnip deel wented badd, butt teh kittehs wuz nawt iymplykatid iyn enny wai;
Iyt wuz teh sillee sekshun ov tehre relatibbs taht hadded plantid teh nip adn raiysed iyt inna baysemint iyn teh deepist sekressy; ebben teh goggies hoo libbed upstares dint ebben knoes!!
Iyf teh taulkitive liddel runtee nehphew naiymed Pixee hadded keypt kwiet bowt teh nip krop, noebuddee wud ebber have fownded aowt: butt hims hadda bragg!!!
Soe naow teh sillee haff ov tehir relahshuns bees inna slammure, wif noes chaynce ov geyttyng aowt foar kwite awil;
Teh kittehs kan naow breefe a sigh ov releef; krime can nawt haz tuu kome tehir waiy foar at leest sebberal yeers!!!!
ICHC shud publish lolcat short stories
ckk Uz is bery creative!
an I lyked Crapture’s storee 2
Badd kitteh, Badd Kitteh, watcha gunna dos? watcha gunna dos wen dey com for yews?
Mungojerrie n Rumpleteezur
Werz uh noetoreeyus kuppla catz
Dey wuz nokabowt klownz, kwik-chaynj kumeediyunz,
Tietroap walkurz n akroebatz
Dey mayd dere hoam n Viktoreeyuh Groav,
Dey hadz noe regyooler okyoopayshun
Dey wuz liekubble fellahz hoo werz kwik 2 ingayj
Uh frindlee puleesmun n kawnvursayshun……
Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
He’s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime’s discovered then Macavity’s not there!
Ohai PB2K!! Anuvver Catz fan, I c …
…
Haow r U dewin? I unnerstand da beeg dai iz cummin up sune… Wat dai izzit? I wanna b aybul 2 prai 4 U dat dai sew hoapfullee wif CeilingCatz hep U b jess fyn n awl happytaylz win ur dun (yesh, I noes dere b uh rikubbree pireeyud)
Macavity anuder LCB alien..aliu… name?
Things to do when stealing money from the scene of a catnip deal gone bad:
(1) check the bag of money for a homing device;
(2) don’t return to the scene in a misguided attempt to aid survivors; and
(3) don’t leave behind any identifying materials (for example, your vehicle).
*takes copious notes*
sheesh, LCB…nao yur burglin notes tew?? fur shame! an dey isn’t eben shiny!
U obveeyusslee nawt seen herz gowld sparklee paynt pen…
or that purple floofy mouse wif teh pink featherz.
Wuz ther enny identifying cat furs or paw prints onnit? Hmm??
CSI, ICHC-style!
FUNNY!
Hello, I am Catnip and I say I NEVER GO BAD!
Hi, IT IS FUN TO TALK!
LOL!
I am Cat Nip Anyone here named H I am Cat Toy? Then we will be best buddys!
Hi cat toy!
hi
O hai, catnip!
hello Catnip!!1!
iz u noob here?
o noes kitteh no get dere share of deal
Mee an Julio daown by teh skoolyard…
Paul Simon ref!!! Yay!1!!!
Ha ha
thats a Japanese Cop Car
So it’s in Japan, hmm so that’s 15 years prison.
or so
Yakuza-kitteh will has one digit of hiz right front paw de-clawed to atone for his mistake
*wayves a paw, maykes eye kontakt wit teh kops*
This is *nawt* teh katnip yoo wuz lukkin for.
**repeats mindlessly**
Dis iz *nawt* da katnip we iz lukkin 4…
Kittesh!!
nebber deel wif thugz
dey are yoozily sentz bai BAYMINT CAT
dang
nuthin leff to do but git owt the ol glu
ai gotz sum bnanbannananannnn peelz……we cood dry dem an den roollz dem up annnnn smokes ‘em !!!
.
dey cawl it mello yello….
.
well …..dey dew !
coff, coff, kaff, KKAAAFFF………..smooth….erkle
It’s a lolcat re-enactment of “The Usual Suspects.”
Teh uzyal suspecks!