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infact i am!
it iz bery yummy…
Wow!1! Iz a 6-wae ty widda dubble fur Hashim! Congarats to Hashim, annipuss, maus, m21k-ghost, rhsb and Daisy! Off tu teh ty-booteek!
fank u bery much martianmary!!
lets march toward glory!( in ober wurdz, to da fud shop!)
ai’z neber beed tew teh tybooteek bfour. whut kindza tings wii fynd der?
ebery fing i suppose…fud, stuff for wearing etc…
Moast enneething u wants! Dare iz awl kindsa treets adn teh bobbulhedded kittehs, adn kitteh julree adn drinksies adn sew much moar Ai furgetted it awl!
Uneek horns (unicorn), kitteh lollolee pops, cheez snoglobes wif sno swirly…
Whee! Dat sounsz lyke teh fun. Leed teh wai! ai’z in teh mood fur waffles wif whippee kreem an strawburies wif a BEEG mug ov cappa…kawpach..dat yummy kawfee dat dey haz at Starbucks!
Ai fink joo meenz ‘ketchup-beano’
yesh! dat’s zactly whut ai meened! fank yew!
Izn dat teh sooops wid teh phish adn teh calms and teh ‘maters?
Conga Rats! Ai brot sum bizkits
Halp yurslef ebrywun!
fanks fur da biskitz *nomnomnom*
dey r bery yummy
no, fank yew!
Ai opinded teh pakij maislef
hehe bery sneaky u r
Iz bizkits liek bikkits (teh cookie kind) oar liek momma maed dem (teh american southern kind)?
Lyk yo momma mayd (suthern merikan kyn) yummy noms, y’all!
Yush! Ai haz teh sweet tea…!!!
N gritz, N collared greenz N fraid chikkin N…
Can wii has a naflibetical list?
Apples baked in cinnamon sugar
Boiled peanuts
Collared greens
D…
u maeking meh hungry!!
dat remindz meh i haz to go to a dinner in 15 minutez to nom sum fud!
Deer meet
Etouffee (4 U Cajun taipz)
Fryd chikinz
G…
Gritz
Hot-brownz (grate Kintukee dish)
Ice kreem, hoam-mayd (da REEL kynd! ) *nom nom*
J…
Lollipops
Fried chikin wingz
Cheezburgerz
Hot choklitt
B….
Hot tea
Coffee
Toona sammich(*nomnomnom!!*
French toast
H…
Ohai Hashim! Haow r U? Um…hooz alfabitz r U yoozin? Awlsew, r doze noms frum da Merrykin Sowf?
Jellies fur teh biskits
Krunchy fried gator tayle
Lemonaide
M…
Ohai Hashim…we nawt eet doze fings in teh souff…nope. Nun iz deep fried…well…cept fur teh chikin wings…we eets doze…an teh coffee…but Ai lieks ur unique alfabetta
Muscadine
Nu Aleen fuds
Okra
Pekans
Q…
i finkso Hashim is usin da kitteh alfamabets,
wich happyns to be my favorit!
okayz, i contimews wif da bland hooman alfamabets…
Moonpiez
Okra (fried, freshouttadapanhot)
Pralines
Q…
oopsee. sry fishunkitteh!
Quart size glasses for da sweetea
Radishez
Sweettea
Teksass Chilee
Un sweetnd T (nawt!)
Vareh Sweet T
Wiskee
X…
*snert*
Y’all be furgittin bestest fud evar!!! Teh shrimp an grits…!
XXX outta teh jug frum fwiend’s uncle wif teh shady moonshine still in hims backyard.
Yummy mackroni an cheeze cassarole (becuz must be dair fur teh southern feast)
Z…mebbe Zzz fur hoaw sleepy yew be aftair teh souff fuds?
i brot y’all sum shwimp, but i eated it.
Ai maed shrimp and grits fur a fwiend who jest moved tew teh souff frum new england…buh mai kittehs attacked us fur teh shrimp, sew it ended up bein mostlee jest grits…
Aahz sed grits
Aif fot ob sew menny- fryd green ‘maters, red beens n rice, gumbo, shrimps (alla Bubba Gump: boiled broiled skampeed etc)
It all sounds delishus and I is not eben from deh south
I lovez me some Cajun fudz
blackened catfish
yum!
Meh…libbin’ jest a teense (2 hours) awai frum Savannah…ai lubes mii sum Forrest Gump-ness…we has a Bubba Gump resturaunt awn teh Market, here in Chucktown! Iz ossim.
Awlsew, doan fur-gitz da blak-ayd-peez, turnip greenz (n da pot-likker awn da cornbredz *yum* ), biskitz wif wite sossij grayvee, skrambloled eggz n cheez, pan-fryd catfisheez, n moar but mai braynz hertin sew I caynt fink uv ennymoar…
…
Wayt, I fur-gottid dizzert! Applol pi, kermul cayk, chokklit-chip pi (oar Derbee pi ifn ur frum Hoars Kuntree), moar hoam-mayd ice-kreem frum uh Wite Mowntin freezur (vunillee, peech, strawdberree, chokklit, praline, etc.), n moar heer 2…
hello eberyone!! iz back frum da dinner! *burp* scuze me pweaze….
…
sowwy couldnt reply to Aahz, maryland belle, and maryO’spockn. mah kittehz liek french toast and da ober stuff…. i fink dier a bit..umm. special
and i hab a question!
umm..wat iz alfamabetz??
alfamabetz = alphabet
kitteh alfamabetz = alphabet with maybe a few letters missing or out of order
**putz awn biiig straw bonnet wif green ribbon and pwetty party dress**
Ai would liek tew thank y’all fur comin’ tew teh ICHC deep souff Bar-Bee-Que. Thair are goodie bags wif left ovairs fuir awl, as well as gallons and gallons ov sweet tea.
mlb, we had us a feest! Fanks fur yur halp ebrybudee, ai’m way two full!
fikshun, sugar…awl Southern meals are feasts.
‘scuse me fur interruptin dis suthurn partee buts ai just wants tu say
Ohai Maryland belle!
Ai haz not met u befur but ai iz livin nawt to far frum you! Ai iz in Macon.
Ai am gladz tu see other georgians in ICHC land!
Ai duzn’t get tu play wit teh cheezfriends bery often these dayz so ai will just take a minute to turn east adn wave mai floofie paws at u
*waves liek crazee!!!!1!!!!!!!*
oops jus realized you said you lived 2 hours from Savanah and not in savannah. Are you in S.C.?
U noes sumfin — merrykin suthun biskitz r un uhproepreeyit nom 4 ICHC, cuz da reelee big wunz wuz kawlded “cat-hed” biskitz (deyz as big azza cat hed)
8O, dint noes dat, sry
:8O:
Y 4 b sry?
cuz yew sed “merrykin suthun biskitz r un uhproepreeyit nom 4 ICHC, cuz da reelee big wunz wuz kawlded “cat-hed”
Butts we hadded us wun ‘holee cow’ beeg feest, wuz teh fun!
O, skyooz me — dat wuz uh misstayk awn mai part … mai Lolspeek tranzlayter nawt werkded sew grate awn dat frayz. Heer, lemme trai dis:
/lolspeak off
“American Southern biscuits are an appropriate food for ICHC, because the really big ones are called “cat-head” biscuits (they’re as big as a cat’s head)”
/lolspeak on
Dere naow — izzat beddur?
cat hed iz alsso kinda cobblestone, ifinkso…oar atleast Terry Prachett said sew…
`coz iffn nawt, Ai will
No eats teh bun!
2 menny carbz.
Unless it’s buttered…
Iz den cawled a bizkit?
Iz nawt bikkit…altho I cud go fer a bikkit…is teh gud noms fur teh after dwinking headache…
wat if i haz jam?
wait, y i eet tiny lil cute bun?
Ooh! YNG! Ar yoo suggestin Hawt Buttered Buns???
I guess. Although I think the fur could get a little greasy…
da bunz r too kyoot to be eated cauz dey may SPLORT ur stomach… dat eben da CCC wouldnt be able to fix.
Ifn ur kunsernded bowt tummy splortz, den Y nawt trie da ICHC ToobTawp — keapz U frum splittin ur sydz frum LOLin 2 hard at awl da funnee lolpix, n wood awlsew keap ur tummy frum splortin frum nommin kyootniss liek lil bebbeh bunz
…
ICHC ToobTawpz r uhvaylubble n da Tybooteek n minnee kullerz n wif pirdee pitcherz, n we awlsew can haz merjinsee bershunz awn da CCC
i’ll hab one wich would be bloo and hab orinj kittehz on it!!
itz useful if u eatz sumfin kyoot!!
fanks fur tellin Aahz!!
itz gonna halp a lot!
Jest teh ny? Becuz eetin’ NY seems liek a lotz ov noms tew meh.
ai kant haz teh bun, ai’z Erisian. ai ownli can haz teh hot goggie, xcept awn Frideedais.
ai likez mai meet rawr…ai mean rare!
oopsie…ai’z bak frum teh ded. ai fergotted.
Glad u iz bakk in teh flesh agane!
tanky-u annipuss. meh tew! ai hadz teh fun hawntin LCB, but ai waz gettin’ teh worri dat wii myte nawt get rezur…ree-encar…reborned after awl!
Itza gud fing I fynded dat Skroal uv Rekawl, oar els hoo noez wat U 2 wood b dewin dis moarnin…
…hawntin eech uvver, I finksew…
mebbe doin teh wurk dat ai getz payd tew du stead of playin wif cheez frenz. playin’s moar fun, tho.
Iz nawt cheezburger, but what teh hay!
No berger, just bun. Ware’s teh beef?
~~heddesk~~
dats a hare-brained idear!
~~heddesk~~
could yew pleez put the bun in a bun? iz tastier wid a bun. and picklez, and mayo…
An bake-on…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1616540
Okay….. speshul today on Warren Peace.
(I cannot stop myselfs)
~~heddesk~~ Nao mai 4hed iz awl lumpee!
Ai’m wifya mm!!
*dubbl ow ow*
Sorries! I hopes yoo did not mess yoor hare up.
Lol Yep, nao mai hare dew awl lyk bedhed, flat in frunt!
Wares mai hasenpfeffer?
Ebbree dai itz da saym fing — Varoyittee! I wontz hossinfeffer!
it’s rabbit seeson!
Duk seezun!
Elmer seesun!
Bee vewwy vewwy kwaiat…
:}
Az sum no, Ai iz awl ’bout teh widdle bunnie ears, an’ whens Ai sees dem, Ai jest wanna go…nomnomnom…Nawt teh reel noms, buh teh lip noms, liek Ai duz tew mai kittehs’ ears. Sew…**resisting urge tew nom bunnie ears**
Ai lubs teh fur rite b-hine teh kitteh eers – sew sawft an snorglishus.
Oh Ai noes! Iz seeeew wonderfuls!
Him luks lyk wun ov teh bunnies taht libbed unner owr porch. Wii called tehm “porch bunnies”. Wenebber wun wud run akross teh yard, wii’d yell, ‘Porch Bunny”!
Ai miss teh porch bunnies.
Awww…mai folks haz teh bunnies at their howse. Dey sits undair teh apple tree an’ eet awl teh bebbeh apples dat fall off.
We has at leest 3 babybunlets livin on owr blok, Dey likes to hid inna bushes an cum owt in ebenings to nibb grass an clober.
Kitteh jes wanna pet teh bunneh, an tehn taek it owtside, 2 luk at it inna lite. (Yah rite!)
An play wif the bunneh 4 a looong tiem…til teh bunneh getz very, very sleeeeepeeee.
Frenz, 2 maek fings worser, mai brudder called last nite. Him an mai inkrediblee-stoopy sistur in law, an mai neffue may b comin 2 bisit – CATURDAI!
Ai nawt has teh fortitood 2 deel wif tehm tihs soon.
Ohnoes! Mebbeh yew cain git dem tew postpown? Oar mebbe teh neffue be teh gud disstrackshun frum teh mess?
Awww. sry {{{rhsb}}}
Mebbeh brite syd tew dis clowd, mite tayk yer mynd awffa pleh stuffz…?
Ackshully, if tehy do come, ai gotta kleen owt the rume tehy will stai in (akross hall frum mien). Dere’s lotsa bockses in tehre – obur-flo!
Yew cud maek bocks fort!
Lyk Joey did awn Frenz?
Gud eyedea!
Ai lubbed Frenz…Ai misses it…:-(
Jest tell dem teh trooth – too urly 4 u. Dey can awlways cum l8ter when u feelz bettur. Mabbeh ur brutha wants 2 bee nice and finks he oughta cum and look afta u. Or did u awlready tell him u dont feel laik it?
Ai has no say in tehm comin. Iz mai parintz howse.
It wud b bettur 4 mi if tehy came latur, but ai kant tayle tehm “No come heer nao.”
mebbe U canz say ohai and den ecxuse Urselvez
dealing wid fambly is difficult I knoz
{{{{rhsb}}}}}
I writed U a commint but WP eated it.
Iz they coming to seez U?
if not could U go bisit some frenz?
if Uz libbed herez, we could go eatz the gelattos at Nashnul gallry ov Art and bum round Dee Cee for deh weekendz
An’…an’…yew cud goes tew teh ford’s theatre, oar tew teh museum of natural history, tew sees awl teh mammalls…an teh DINOS!
or go to deh zooz and see pandas and big kittehs
Ai lubs teh big kittehs an teh polur bears.
Iz been AGES since ai been 2 teh zoo.
Mmm…teh B’more zoo has teh bestest polar bear xhibit, iz ossim!
Ohai, 2K. I luvs to vizzit DC! Mah sister an I goes onna bus trip almost every yeer. This yeer we spent a Sunday at teh Nashunal Zoo. Teh pandaz wuz teh kyoot! I luvs teh Smithsonian, speshully Natural History, but teh Nashunal Gallery uv Art is also teh gorgeous. I culd stand under teh pikshor uv teh liddel girl with teh watering kan fur hours, just contemplating teh meening uv teh cullur bloo.
http://www.renoir.org.yu/gallery.asp
Always dreemed uv wurkin at teh Smithsonian, but I just luvs to vizzit teh citteh, nawt liv ther (aym a kuntreee girl throo an throo). Teh DC kultural opportuniteez is amayzing!
Tagging on . .. When sum uv teh panda LOLs wuz posted over teh past few weeks, I tried to post linky to site uv pandas at zoo (behbeh panda piks is splortalishus!). But wurdpress wuldnt allow it. *pout, stiks owt tung at WP*
So, to find them, do this:
PUT ON YOR CHRG, AN DUK TAYP IT ON TITE!!!
google “pandas at the National Zoo”
clik on eethur uv teh top 2 linkies to teh panda site (it may say FONZ on it)
on left menu, clik on “cub photo gallery”
clik on negst, whyl holding CHRG tite with both pawz!
Ai jus lukked at awl da pix!!!! 2 kyoot! Ai stoppeded an putted awn mai 50s baving cap, too, fur xtra protekshun! An xtra ducky tape (wiff Pandas on it)!!
Thx, gremlin!
Panda behbeh = Snorgle Snorgle Snorgle – Want!
Mii 2! Dose liddle teefs! Dose liddle eirs! Dose softee grey pause!! An da bestest part, da snorgalishees floof!
Emz beary cute!
2k, does u libs in (or near) teh Warshington DC? Me too!
And Gremlin, tell a lolcatburglar next time u is in town.
OK, LCB, ayll letcha no! Yooshully we duz wun or two trips eech summer.
On this past Sunday we just did owr last trip, which wuz to Ocean City, NJ for a day. Bordwalk wuz nyce, but it rayned a few tymes, inklooding a troo DOWNpore and gully-washer from abowt 3 to 4 in teh afternoon. It hayled erlier in teh day! I got bakc to mah haus after teh trip arownd 1 in the morning, got to bed arownd 2, had a kitteh play awl nite on tawp uv me after that, an had a wurk meeting at 9! ZZZzzz verreh tyred.
This summer we also did owr yooshul 2-day trip to Atlantik Citteh (Tropikana, I luvs it!) and did a 1-day trip to teh National Zoo. We duzzint lyke to dryve in teh citteh, so teh bus trips is gud fur traffik cowards lyke us!
I got caught in that same storm on Sunday. I was in Richmond, meeting a few Cheezpeeps from teh Yahoo group. I leaved a little after 6, just in time to get deluged on teh highway. It looked like it had rained earlier at home ’cause stuff was all wet when I got home.
O bummers, I libs in Midlothian, could have joined yous xepts I’m in SC right now with sick fathur-in-law.
Next times…?
Fer shure!
Yes I does! in Madland
I will hug him and cuddle him and call himz Gorg
him mah bunneh, U no can haz
Mah bunneh haz a furst naym, itz OSCAR.
Mah bunneh haz a sekkunt naym, itz MAYER.
Oh, I luv to nom heem evry day.
An if yoo ask meh why, ayll say . . .
Cuz oscar mayer haz awai wif b u n n e …um… A!
((nuffin, becuz Ai be tew busy nomming hims))
U rite, nawt sew gud akshully to naym yur noms
No!!! No puttin dat sawng in mai hed!
Dat’s wut wii call teh hot-dawg-man heer at werk. Wii finks himz teh wun hoo frew awai mai fuds. Grrr….
Eerwurms haz bin mah speshultee teh past day or two.
Lemme see, ther was “Jesse” (we kin go to Meksiko, yoo, teh kat, and meh), “down in teh meddow” (teh beeg fishie eetin teh kittehs), an nao teh Oscar Mayer sawng.
Three tymes izza charm! I kin haz speshul award fur giving ICHC’ers eerwurms? Mamma mia, heer I go agin! My my, hao kin I rezist it . . .
NO EETS TEH BUNNEH! ONLY LUFS!!!!
Sumtimes eeting yr friend is about luv.
Bad kitteh. Tainee baybee bunneh iz frend, nawt fud.
ohai. mai naym iz Bruce.
Bruce be named affer teh prop shark frum Jaws. Iz tru storie. Ai swearz.
ai dun fink teh prop shark frum Jaws culd eet feesh OR buns. himz dun need a twelb step groop.
Aifinkso reel sharkz eetz ennyfing! Fisher guiz fynd awl kine ob weerd stuffs indare belleh! pleh
Alsew, n “Jawz,” dere wuz a Broos wif sharpitee teef fr choowin teh seenuree (liturulee) an a Broos wif sawft teef fr wen he had tu choo teh akturz. Doan get dem miksd up!
Dis is wun of teh blooest Russhin Bloo pikshers I has effer seed! He luks jus lak mah boi BlueMax…whu wud prololibly eat a bun if he cud get wun.
ai gotz a nu kitteh dis spring. her naym iz Lula. she myte b a Russhin Bloo aifinkso. yew can go luk at hers awn mai profile an see whatchu fink?
Ai doan noe iffin seh’s a Russhin Bloo, but seh iz Blootiful!
fank yew! mai 6 yr old son absolutely falled in luv wif her wen wii seed her at teh ‘doption an hadz tew hab her ryte den an dere. wii noo wii waz gettin a kitteh bause awr ten yr old tortie kitteh had jest losted a litter an seh had a GRAYT BIG SAD. ai fot wii shud luk aroun a liddle moar bfour wii deecided awn dis kitteh.
son shooted dat idee down ryte kwik. Sew….nao wii haz a Lula.
Wen ah kitteh pickses u, u habe noe choice but 2 tpick dem bak!
wii picked her bak, an ryte kwik…sew kwik wii hadz tew run tew da pet store down teh street an bye a noo pet carrier!
deh bebbeh bunneh iz berry splortable, butt ai iz having a sad, so I cannawt splort.
{{{{zippercat}}}} come play wid us, Uz will feel a bit bedder
do you want to tell us why Uz has a sad?
sry zipper!
Its ben fun peepz, butts eever mai pyooter aktin up oar innerwebs nawt fill sew well akshully, sees yew later alolgater!
kitteh has decided himz ar only gonna eat locally grown fud
no more mystery meat fur himz
Bunnehs, just wun serving provides yor daylee allotmint uv vitamin B, fur Bounce!
an vitamin K, fur kyoot!
two_kittehs, mai best frend haz a sad, sew ai noaw haz wun. we awlso had mis, misun, er got confuzed abowt whut boff uv us sed. but, ai fink wee r ok naow. ai still feel bad and haz a sad becaws uv dat n sumfingz we tawked abowt. tank u foor asking.
Noes, Noes, kitteh! Weez nawt gunna eet teh liddel bun-bun;
Wut weez gunna duu iys tuu plaiy wif hims, snorgle hims, & gibb hims a shmoo anna hed-bonk;
Adn afture taht weez gunna feedez hims kaurrots, lettiss, kabbahges, adn cehlahree;
Tehn weez gunna puttem iyn hims liddel caige-howse, cubber hims wif a sawftee blankee, adn tuk hims iyn foar teh nite;
Tehn tomaurrow weez gunna duu teh saime fing awl oaver agen!!!!!
nawt cabbage – it makes dem fart.
Thow ebem bunnyfarts are kyoot. (poot)
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icanhasbunnehburger?
iz bein funneeh, im a kitteh and kittehs don’t ask
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iz so kyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
test
*slaps money on table*
I buy bunneh wabbit 4 noe moar than 400 dollers…
no but iz still minee!!!!!!!!!!!!