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Peer presshur. Yer doin it rite!
Munkee preshur ifn U askez me…
Hay nightshayde! Nys nawt-sekkund! N at da tawp uvva freewai braid 2! Watcha gunna haz 4 sillybrayshunz?
Sumfin wif teh kaffeenz, aifinkso plz.
Mebbe kawfee wif teh Baileez? Fur teh dansin, ai fink mebbe teh Hoakee Poakee?
Awlritee den!
*porez steemee hawt kuppa kauphy egg-stree strawng*
*adz plintee uv Bayleez*
Heer yar!
*pores Bayleez awn da rox 4 sef – itz kwittin tym*
Cheez!
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N naow, bai rikwest, da Hoakee Poakee
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U putz ur rite frunt paw n
U puts ur rite frunt paw owt
U putz ur rite frunt paw n
N den U shayk it alla bowt
U dew da Hoakee Poakee n U tern ursef uhrownd
Datz wat itz awl uhbowt!
**repeetz 4 uvver 3 pawz**
U putz ur tayl n
U putz ur tayl owt
U putz ur tayl n
N den U shayk it alla bowt
U dew da Hoakee Poakee n U tern ursef uhrownd
Datz wat itz awl uhbowt!
**repeetz for hed n butt**
U powntz ur hoal sef n
U powntz ur hoal sef owt
U powntz ur hoal sef n
N den U shayk it alla bowt
U dew da Hoakee Poakee n U tern ursef uhrownd
Datz wat itz awl uhbowt!!
**Ta-dahhh**
*poaks Aahz*
*poakz leeza*
OW!
JK!
*gets owt the whippy creem*
*takes aim…*
YAAAAAAHHHHHH*mffffthtppmmf**
**wypz wippee kreem awf fays**
**gitz owt larj ekonimee syz wippee kreem**
**taykz aym …**
*dodges neetly and runs awai*
got to go, enjoi the pi!
Aw, shux … n it wuz jess gittin gud, 2 …
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Ennywaiz, I gotz 2 goez 2 … Seize evvywun L8R
Scuze meh Nightshayde and Aahz for interrupting, but there iz a kitteh in Arizona that desperately needs a forever home.
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Here’s a link to the flyer that’s on his cage.
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http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
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We’ve been calling him HappyCat because he’s the happiest kitty I’ve ever seen. He’s the same color as ICHC Happy Cat, so it just seemed to fit. I know that all cats are special, but this one is extra special. If there were any way I could keep him, I would.
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He’s at the Casa Grande Animal Shelter (between Phoenix and Tucson). If you could adopt him, and you don’t live near here, I could bring him to you. I’ve been searching for a forever home for him, and I’m not having any luck.
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I’ve already had to beg for his life once, so he wouldn’t be put on “the list” of cats that they were going to euthanize.
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My contact info is on the flyer, if you can help this amazing guy.
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Fank yew,
Romeow
Aw, I’m gonna cry! He’s so pretty! If I didn’t have six, and my walk-up in back, and my ferals at the warehouse, I’d drive down there and get him. I wish I could get my brother and SIL to take him. They lost their Jane Doe a year ago and their son would like another cat. He was so good about taking care of Jane. SIL’s sister lives in Phoenix area. Wish she could get him and give him to her sister up in Sacramento.
I hope the kitty can find a good home! Who wouldn’t want such a nice kitty?
Fanks Eve, and Tidmum.
When I visit him at the shelter (when they let me), he puts his front paws on my chest and gives me love bites on my chin. As if that doesn’t tug at my heart strings enough, he’ll rub his cheek on my cheek and just hold it there, like he’s just SO happy to have someone loving him up.
What’s goin on wif WP? It eated mah comments free tiems?
Fanks Eve.
I stopped counting hao meny times dis comment habs bean eaten!
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When I visit him in the shelter (when they let me see him for a few minutes), he puts his front paws on my chest and gives me love bites on my chin. If that isn’t enough to tug on my heart strings, he rubs his cheek on my cheek, and just holds it there. It’s like he so happy to have someone loving him up.
*SPLOOOORRRRTTTTT* !!!!!! DO. WANT. HARD.
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What a gorgeussly beeyutimuss Kitteh!!
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Sigh.. If only I lived in Merrika. I would be there like a shot.!
I truly hope that darling Kitteh gets a forever home A.S.A.P. He is wunnerful.
oh, grate muvvur ub awl, yu mite ab tu get awn a plane nd cum se Romeow and get dis nais boi. heza byutee.
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Sigh. If onlee I cud. I luffs me a floofybutt Kitteh. Mr T.M wud have a cow iffin I camed across an resued dat bootiful boi.
Ifinkso he wud leeb me an run far far away….
ohai, ai wuz teezing sum. ai wizh ai cud hab dat nais boi tu but deze gurlz ai hab wud nawt being nais tu him nd wen dey ar gon ai mite hab tu lib sumwair els wair ai knt hab enny aminulz.
Did yur carpetz nd stuf get draid owt okay? Da wurst fing iz nawt being ablu tu blame sumbuddy els.
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Yah. Seems awl dry nao. Just hoap it ok wen we cum to lay dem.
‘Wen’ being teh opperativ werd! We has a unexpektid loliday booked for teh time Mr T.M is on leave. Nuffin fancy,juss a few dais by teh seeside wiv mah Sissy an her fambly.
There won’t be mush time left fer dekkeratin an carpit layin. I can bild a sandcastle tho
Sandcastlez ar gud but yu cant lib in dem berry lawng. Fawt yu wuz just going tu argate. Iz nais yu can go tu beech . wich wun? TTI haz gawt lawtz ub dem.
Kerful yu dont get sunburnz.
Romeow!!!!!!
Iffin yu knead tu start ah fund furr hym tu keap hym orf teh “list”, juss letz mii noa wear tu send teh $$$$. Iz ah bit tu far frum NJ tu katnap hym……
house weird iz dat? wear’z mah abatar? Iz ahn teh siedbar, but nawt ahn mah comint, Ayes suspeckt teh Weird Pretzel iz behine dis ebil plot.
Iz tehre naow.
Aahz abatar nawt tehre atall. Weerd fings happenin…
Ohai Tidmum, Mebbe yu iz seeing fingz, cawz iz nawt dere furr mii still, juss teh stupii kweshun mark… juss liek Aahz…
Wat? M I stoopee?
I kin C evvywunz abatar awn dis fred, but awn da uvver fred I caynt C cweenmj’z abatar (jess uh liddul red x)
Nope. I can see yoo but nawt Aahz. Not eeben a red x or ?.
Hmmmn. WP be sik ifinkso.
ha- I can see Aahz but not Smammie!
Itz a crazy mixtup whirled!
Awn bote paje sed serbur wzu sik so maibe????
Fanks, smammie.
It’s a bad situation.
When I was begging for his life, I asked if I needed to adopt him out that day, so he wouldn’t be killed. They told me that since I had already told them that my cat’s wouldn’t tolerate another cat – that they wouldn’t adopt him to ME!
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They don’t adopt many cats out of that shelter. They’re not even open on weekends.
Best uv luck Colleen, I wish I cud has…
I has just taken in a kitten and nawt sure the
gurls will allow wun noo kitteh let alone 2!
Itz hart borkin, I knows. Dere are 2 more
really sweet kittehs dat eet on my porch that
wud make grate BFFs fur someone.
Tanks leeza-b.
I saw dat u had a noo kitteh, and am so happy fur U!
Congratmulashuns on ur noo bebeh!
Mah hope iz dat sumwon sumware will kno ware HappyCat’s fureber hoam iz.
i already has one moar kitteh than i am alowd to haev in mah studio apt and she is VERRRRY pregnant (i did not rescue her in tiem to prevent her from gettin g”serviced” by Iceberg, the Feral flame-point Siamese tomcat who rules the neighborhood), otehrwies i wud taek HappyCat
Oh, fank yew, Crapture.
I kno wat iz liek to lib in an apt. dat doan allow cats, and still hab cats. Iz nawt easy.
Mah mom-in-law habs a stray dat juss had 5 kittens. She already habs two Siamese, (one ov which iz a bit ov a debil cat), dat doan like teh Ginger momcat. *sigh* Iffs onlee peeps wud spay and tutor teh kittehs.
Mai bestest fren duznt spay ore nooter her kittehs (she duz tutor them tho). Theyre barn kats, and most dont lives lawng enuff to rilly wurree abowt it. Teh populashun onlee ever gets up to abowt 17 (yooshullee rite after teh mommas has kittens). she duz hav teh rool taht ne kitteh whu kums in teh howse after tehy is six munths oald hasto be nootered ore sik. she alsew takes in anee strays she finds.
DO WANT!!!!!1 canthave……… got 5 kittehs n a goggie arredy… He’s gorg….georg….b e a u t i f u l!! im sure theres a great home out there for mr.happycat…. {{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{{happycat}}}}}}}}}}}
other subject–that 3 layer chocolate mousse cake luk lak it needs fereber home tew!!! WANT THAT TEW!!!!!
Wairz it? Ai dint se enny moosekakez. du wantz.
iffin yew goez tew her main webpage–it shows all of hers caeks! yummers tew!
Hooz paje? Romeow? ai nawt seing enny caikz. mite hab tu maik mai oan. oar maibe blooberry pi. Ai baid 25# ub blooberreez yesdy. Ai finkso it mite be enuf fur awl wintur. nom!
Awwwww! I weesh I cood tayk n dis kitteh. Lukz uh lawt liek mai Mithril, n dey mite gitz uhlawng, but da XYL sez “noe moar kittehz”
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I doan c haow ennywun cood fink uv sindin dis sweet kitteh kraws da brij b4 himz tiem…
OHAI!!1! Romeow!! HappyCat izza georgus Hansum Prince!!
oooh pleeez pleeez great CC bringa furever Home qwik!!1!
i haf bean 1dering abbott adn prayin 4 dis kitteh cince yu
tolded mii abowts him – yer flyer wheel haf tew b teh magik
taht wheel find his knu famblee – kan wii maeks donutations?
Fank yew, 2+2+2 fur teh donation offer,
but I doan fink dat wud halp him.
I reely preciate teh gud fots fur him.
OOOOOH! Mai hart luffs dat HappyCat! Sad to sae I libbs in Texas – wud b lawng dribe. An da boss of my howse, Lily Belle, wud bites off awl my pingrs n toses if ai browt home nudder kitteh.
Is off-topic, but I iz new heer. R dere rools? Or is beeg luff 4 awl kittehs enuf? N whare duz I gets abatars?
Welcum Stonecldcrazy!
I don’t want ur pingrs and toes to gets bitten off!
Teh onwee rool iz to plai nice – and ur doin it rite!
Fur teh avatar, u habs to go to WordPress.com and upload a pikshur. It took a day for mine to show up, so don’t b upset iffs u don’t see ur noo avatar rite away.
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Fank u Romeow! Ai chek aowt da abatar tingie 2marro. N ai howps u finez forevar home 4 HappyCat. Ai iz sew happee to b findin dis gwoop hoo knoes dat kittehs weeely rool da wurld!
Romeow, I would tayke him he looks like and acts so much like my soul kitteh now ober teh brij. But I libs in Nu Yorke, & that’s an awful long way from Arid zona.
Mebbe take donayshunz to haz teh kitteh transported cross-country? Ai wud chip in…
U mussta had a reely grate soul kitteh.
Bet u hab sum warm wunnerful memories. Maybe you’ll find a HappyCat in Noo Yorke and u can maek sum moar memories?
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Romeow — would it be ok for me to post your link on another message board I frequent? I know there are some people on that board who live in Arizona (though I don’t know if anyone is looking to adopt a kitty)…
Yes, PLZKTHX!!!
HappyCat needs awl teh halp hims can get. Iffs u fink of a gud place to post teh link, pleese do!
Thx, nightshayde.
Oh, yes, my soul kitteh wz a great-souled Buddha-cat. Alwayz calm, mayded frenz out ov hostile catz, calmed panicky cats. Opened my heart wenebber I wud cloze it. Ginormaus Purrs louder tan a Harley enjin.
I hopes yu finz a hoam for this guy. Soundz lyke a bad shlter that prefurs killing kittehs to finding homes for tehm.
Romeow, I just emailed your flyer to kitteh-loving people I know who might know someone in Arizona who would be willing and able to adopt him. If teh word is spread enough, maybe a home can be found for him.
Fanks booklion!
I preciate enny halp I can get in finding a hoam fur HappyCat.
Ur Buddha-cat sounds liek he cud hab taught us all sumpfing. Oh, I lub teh loud purrs. Romeow had teh loud purrs. Affer a while he switched to lower gear and got eben louder.
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Affer I gets HappyCat outta teh shelter, I’m gonna taek akshun to get fings changed at teh shelter. Iz bery bery bad. I doan wanna maek enny moar waves till I gets HappyCat out, cuz I’m fraid dat dey mite maek him disappear juss to make me disappear. Srsly. Iz bad.
I haz an ideer. I kan rattles sum drumz in de rennee circut, cuz we a fluffy bunny luvz de kitteh lotz bunch…I haz a friend who comez out frum arid zona anyooalllee, fer a show. perhapz for to bring kitteh to meetz booklion? iz ony couple monfs away ifn he iz comin dis year. iz ideer… I pokez.
iz der someone hoo cud tak teh kitteh to teh Best Friends sanc-yoo-airy in suthern utaw?
Fanks – I didn’t kno bout dis place!
Hoo U kawlin uh munkee??
oahi Aahz! I wuz goned fer mai affernoon (had annudder appointmint wif anudder Dr. TinyCat) — I jes sawed yur messij awn teh Catnip Deal pikshut awn teh “Cats” fred. (Yay Cats! I lubs it, espeshullee teh London Cast Recording bershun over “Macavity”)
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I can haz transplant awn August 19. I will goze inta horspital awn teh 13th, den I can haz sum kemos, an den awn teh 19th, I gits teh noo stem cells. Fank yoo fer teh praiers – I kin yoos awl I kin git!!!
ohai,{{{{{{ PB2k}}}}} Dat iz da gud nyuz.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Yeah fur PB2K!!!!
I’m so happey to heer dat!
Datz grate PB2K! I wheel mayk shure 2 askez 4 Himz speshul blessin n heelin hanz 2 b wif U awn da 19fth
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I gotz da saym rikoardin uv Catz — I lurvz it! I seen it wunst n Nashville at TPAC — wuz grate!!
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We wuz gunna dew Catz as owr seezun-indin gala at da theeaytur I werkded at, n I wuz gunna trai owt 4 Rum-Tum-Tugger (oar Skimbleshanks ifn I dint gitz da part uv Tugger), but we wuz 2 cloas 2 TPAC n dey wooden letz us dewit…
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I doin Happitayl dansdansdans for the transplant newz.
I iz sendin teh beems ob lite healin an helf to yoo.
oh,yis, ai furgawt abowt da golden beemz ub heeling. Ai sendz rite awai.
PB2K yoo iz in mai prairz. Ebberee dai.
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Gud mews, PB2K. I will be sending yu x-try strong gud thots & prars on teh 19 ov Aug. {{{{{PB2K}}}}}}
{{{{{PB2K}}}}} Datz teh fabyoolus nooz!!! Concatshoelacins!
Datz y we yoosta haz a kitteh named Jennyanydots (ober teh bridj bak in 1996) & ai had a Munkustrap (Munkee), an ai nao haz a Skimbleshanks (teh floofee orinj kitteh in mai pics).
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Ai lubs dat rekordin, tew. Ai lubs teh Bombalurina (teh 2nd kitteh to sing on dat sawng — teh wun wif teh rillee strawng voice). Mai Momkat & ai purrformed “Macavity” in a showcase heer a fyoo yeerz ago. Ai sang teh part uv Bombalurina.
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Mai CATS musikal obsesshun. Let meh sho u it.
yay!! wii awl sind owr gud an happee thots an prairs…
Dear PB2K – everee gud an heeling thot ai can muster iz being sent yur way!!
Yoo know yoo hav nawt awnlee us, but shoorlee thouzandz ov lurkers, hoo ar awlso part ov ar famblee, sending teh gud thots to yoo!
Thanks fur keeping uz posted, becuz we doo awl werree, yoo know!
Koppeecat
dats life in da jungul.
dat blak kitteh is teh KYOOOOOOT!!!!
*holds CHRG on tite*
Copy cats
Ai dun seez noe munkeez tho.
but theze rite there- rite in frunt uv yu
… an anuther wun is pullin yer leg
mawm she ar imitating meh
“mawm she ar imitating meh”
stawp it!
“stawp it!”
I’z tellin awn U!
I’z tellin awn U!
Mahhhmmmm!!!!!
Maaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm!
“I’M A BIG DUMMEH!”
Looks around.
Silunts.
Stopdat!
“Stopdat!”
Doan maek me turn dis LOLCat arownd!
**sitz up strayt awn seet**
**beez berree kwyit**
**ternz n stix tung owt at 2k, m21k, n nightshayde**
but mOOOOOOoooom, emytashun is teh graytest form ov flattry!
“Mmm hmmm, n yool fink flatturee aftur I flattin ur bihynd…”
but but….ai dint started it. an Aahz stickeded hers tung owt at meh! paddle her, paddle her!
*psssst* b carfall Aahz izza heem, adn hees tuff wit a “T”
and wares sharp blades onnhiz feetses….
ooh, liek a fiting shikin? dem iz aginst da lah. ooooh, ar we in trubul?
fite-ing chikken? yu kalled Aahz a fiting chikken?
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ime gunna go hide nao…
oopsie! sowwy, Aahz. cheez frenz ar tew andry…adonryg…tew hard to tell teh gender ov sumtimes!
atta leasht u didinawt calla himz a phyteeng sheeckin
“REEEEEEEOWWWWRRR!!!”
“OK junyur, nao u triez it”
“REEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!”
“cloes, needz moar praktis, but is cloes”
“Mrrow!” No, ur doing it rong! *Heer, let me fix…* “Mrrrrow!!!”
Ai tink pikchurs r in revers ordur. Blak mitteh neber luks at sai-a-mees. Itz sai-a-mees hoo iz kopee kat.
Yawns am contajiss, don’t matta what you speesheez.
Pruf dat yawnin iz cohnta–kontu–iz spreddin kwiklee.
I hadded some See Monkey pets. Dey never coppied me tho.
If yooz haz see munkees..is de pond dey in a monkee see? if dat so…I dun wanna know about de monkee dew!
“Gally layo!”
“Gally layo”
“Gallylayofeeegarooooo”
MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I likez teh cween.
I’z jess uh pore kitteh
Noeboddee lurvz me…
Himz jess uh pore kitteh
Frumma pore famblee
Spayr him himz lyf frum dis mawnstrossittee
eeezeee come eeezzeee goo…will yooz let me go?
bismilla! NOOOOOOOO we will notz let yoo goz!!
ez comb ez go, wheel u lemme go-
Bismillah! know-, wii wheell nawt leachu go- letta heem go- [+2x]
Willnot letu go- lett amiigo [+1]
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia lettami gho-
beelzebub hazza defil putta cide 4 mii, 4 mii, 4 miiii-
**hedbangin**
**ayr gitar playin**
Woo!
komenzis wif da headbanginz!
….tho de kittehs cawl it headrubbinz…hehe sumtymes I wunderz!
Mai kittehz moar liek hedBONKZ — herz sumtymz kumz awful cloas 2 hertin, speshullee mai soar joyntz… **ow**
o mammmamee yuh mammma meee yuh
Teh qween iz mai awl tiem faybrit. Wish ai sawed awl dis seengin – wud hab seenged tew!
I can has banana?
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ohai guitarfreak – bean meenin tew apolishguys 4 “disterbeeng” u lass weak
hoap u r atta leest 8teen – dis jest 4 u adn teh doods
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mai b
O mai …
Munkee doo–nawt want!
Syameese Kitteh: “Wye kant Ai ebber duu enneefing bye maiyseylfe? Wye muste yuu duu ebbereefing Ai duz??? Wif yuu, iyts awlwaiyse ‘Munkee see, Munkee duu’; geyts veree annoyeing, akshully!!”
Blak Kitteh: “Becuz Ai ar a bebbeh; adn yuu muste putt up wif me becuz Ai ar soe kyuoote; noebuddee kan reesyst a liddel blak bundel ov floof liek me!!!!”
SK:”O bruvver; Ai ar gagging frum teh kyuooteniss; yuu awlsoe bees #1 awn yuur oawn hit pahrade!!!”
hai
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elebentee bazillyun burgers fore demonstrateeng teh relashunship between a kitten an itz older relativ.
WIN!!!!11!!!1!!!
Yoo nailed teh relashunship between mai gurl kitteh hoo iz 6 yeers older dan teh nawt-so-liddel-blak kitteh. Wehn NSL Blak Kitteh wuz a kitten, hii wuz a *pain* to teh gurl, an I finkso dat she sed stuff liek taht at varyus poynts!
onistlee….hao can der b lyph wiffaowt lolcatz? =^.^=
Let’s hope we neber hab to find owt.
Amen.
yah, wut kits-uh sayd!
If cats looked like that all the time the hoomans wouldn’t keep them as pets.
Prayin fur Happy Cat and sendin pawsitiv thots tew him an Romeow.
YESH.
Haz enywan calld Best Friends?
I’ll hab to chek mah list.
I hab called or put hims naem on ebery waiting list I can find.
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Before I brot him to teh shelter, I called PetsMart to find out hoo dey gets their kittehs frum. Animal Control, dey said. So, I brot HappyCat to mah Animal Control Shelter. Affer he waz checked in, I asked hao I cud get him to PetsMart. No, dis shelter duzzn’t do dat – onwee teh Pinal (yes, I spelt it rite) County Shelter. Buts, I can’t bring him dere, cuz I’z in teh city limits. AHHHHHH!!!
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Meny ov teh no-kill shelters in Phoenix onwee get teh kittehs frum Maricopa County. I neber new it waz so complicated.
No, I didn’t kno bout Best Friends in Utah!
I’ll call tomorrow.
Kitteh on teh left iz obveeuslee a munkee. Weerd lookin wun, but still…
hai do u how to get pictures in ur profile
keeps meh posted, I mights be able ta do sumphin about dis kitteh, but eye needz to heer frum my counderpert in arid zona to fynd out. ifn he kant do nuffin, Iz stuk, but if he’z gayme, den we may hav a projekt on aur pawz!
Soundz liek George Bush
1 on left luk mor like monkey