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Cheezburger Network Blog
No don’t sit down again!
conga-ratz rodney dill!!
sillybrashunz fur ur honour uf nawt sekund!
o hai! concatshoelaces for nawt sekkund, may you haz sum dancinz an cold drinkz?
see? annipuss’ hints wurk ^^
concatshumalations rodney.
hintzes? …an’ ware’s yore abatar?
kitteh u’z beein squished, GET OUT!
ohai Hashim
hai Rondney Dill!!
i suppoze we hab a tie??
how shall we sillybrate…
I have my coffee already.
how bout sekundz??
or a nice tuna sammich??
Its breakfast time for me (6:00 AM EST) , maybe a bagel, tuna doesn’t sound so good right now.
hmmm…..wateva u wish, u can haz dat…. i feel omelletish….wiff cheez.
save ur self
Congrats Hashim , u got a dubble in teh macrame!
o fank u annipuss!!1!
if we sillybrate, u can haz sum cheezburgerz too!
and dont forget da drinkiez u can haz dem too!
dat mebbeh basement cat hoo founded teh remote, probly in disguys
dan da person who ha da sofa iz probably doomed…
basement cat iz da exact opposite uf ceiling cat….
i wonderz wen will be da final showdown between CC and BC…
hoominz r always doomd for kittehs rool teh world, but basementcat maeks hoominz doomder
*chill up da spine*
if kittehz rule da world, dat meanz i dpnt own mah kitteh, mah kitteh ownz meh!
got it in wun Hashim……
i knew mah kitteh waz treating meh suspiciously as if ‘ordering meh’ but naow i know da ruth *sigh*….
Naow halp me owt uv heer
“Shutdown all the trash compactors on the detention level! No shut them all down!”
Ninja-traeneh kitteh nawt purrfekt wif disgs.. dishkee.. maskshies jet.
“I only need to wait for pirate to sit down, then I’ll nab ‘im.”
Ai finks kitteh b soe nubu wif ninja-skilz, he b goein aftur parrot insted.
kitteh iz poized to strike anybodyz be-hind wen dey sit down….ebil kitteh..
“So how is your disguise coming?”
“Sofa, so good.”
u r reely onna roll (nawt bagel) so eerly in teh moarnin rodney dill!!!
conga rats !!!
Ai red dis a ninja tranny at nawt sekond…fot dis peep be teh kinkee…
AI the kinkee nao!
den reelized he nawt say dat….hmmm, uh oh
Awf tew the nawty barn wif me….
Couch potato: yoor doin it rong.
Mebbe kitteh jus b-N plantid?
… an 2p an a pink sok an a kondum an halb a lipstik an a moldy slais ob piza an teh hampster.
Ewww! Ai no sit onna kowch ebber aggin!
I has a wunner…. wut iz “koalla lion”? ifn ennybuddee seez LCB, plz 2 ax her.
Duzzint halp dat cowch luks laik a bigg butt.
That remark cracks me up.
just say NO! to crack
That’s teh bottom line!
*snerk*
Dese com-mints be asanine.
Usuablee, teh mints dahn teh settee be cobered in floof…
…and enuf pennies to buy cheezburger.
yah……an cowch mining iza ruff way tew maekz a libbing…….
…an iz evn gettn wors when u get bigger.
yah-
da ours r killerz n da pai iz p-nuts! (n awld candi, n gum….)
momcat
oh noes I maded a similar commint further down without reading this first!
I sowee
keep kuhl, I wontz su you.
HALP!!!!1!!!!elebenty!! Dis cowch b eeting meh!!
Call de firepeoples! Der’s a kitteh stuck in a… couch. Yes, not a tree. A couch.
letz call da mole people! dey may halpz da kitteh and push him outta da couch
oOo…sew dats whair it wentz…
‘Mornin, frenz.
Ai fink ai’m gonna hang owt unner teh bed 4 a whiel. Ai had a reelee bad afturnoon an jes wanna rest.
**rhsb crawls unner the bed, curls up an wraps tayle arownd hur, nao all u see is floof an eies**
O hai rhsb, gud mornin
can I tempt Uz to come out from unner deh bed
wid some mochashino?
Is the husband being bothering uz, does we need to dealz wid him?
{{{{rhsb}}}}
make himz an offah he can’t refuse?
Mai mom an ai mooved teh rest ov mai stuff outta teh howse. Ai lefted teh kees onna cowntur.
Less tahn a mile down teh rode, ai started cryin. Ai cryed alla wai hoem. It wuz hardur awn mi tahn ai ’speckted.
You was saying goodbye to a chapter in your life
no wonder it was hard.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
pweaze dont haz a sad {{{rhsb}}}
iz dier any way i canz help 2 cheer u up?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Ai iz berry sowwee dat u haz sew much sad rite nao. Ai kant eben imajin hao hard dis iz fur u. Iz enneething wii kan du?
{{{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}
Sowwy yoo is habbin such a hard tiem. Sendin good fotts yur way.
{{{rhsb}}}
Cween leftid sum fawlin starz inna boks fur ennybudee…Ai gib U wun, puts inyer pokkit sew U kan luks in mayks wish N C wite lite ob gudniss. Sry dis bees a mush hard tym, yew will be beddar sune {{{rhsb}}}
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Sending awl teh gud wishes…
I fink I haz found enuff change to get meeself a cheezburger
that was my first thought! he’s looking for change!
Is Obamakitteh?
Heehehehehehe.
I could uz one of these guys.
the surch for teh remote is going well, sofa
Synce kitteh haz fownded teh remoate, hims wil nebber ebber gibb iyt up;
Hims wil nawt reeveel taht hims hazzit; wil keap iyt a seekrit: becuz hooebber kontroals teh remoate awlsoe kontroals teh Tee Vee;
Naow hims kan turns iyt awn adn aowf wenebber hims feals liek iyt; hims kan awlsoe selekt wun ov teh elebentey sebbin channules onna cabuhle; hims kan ebben wautch Aminule Planit 24-7 iyf hims feals liek iyt;
Kitteh naow bees teh King ov teh Air-Waves, adn hims iys luuveing iyt!!!!!
Teh kitteh haz bean takin lessens frum teh huzbum…
Bemember, kitteh, y00 haz t0 sleep sumtiem!
Boi, taht ar rlly teh trooth!!!
Cat toy for cats.
Kitteh wont say, but he foundz elebenty three centz down thare, too.
U made me laff so hard
Why did they put thier cat there?
Yaaaaaaay!!! That’s MY kitteh!! He’s famous!!!! lol
Looks like the couch monster is alive and well…