Iz after 10
Iz after 10 you has a grounded
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Grownded fur lief!
concatshulayshuns, Maus fur nawt-sekond!
Dagnam it Maus-kie! Wuz hoapin fur mai sekund nawt-sekund… Pleh.
But concatenashuns, Mausie! Wut hoapin fur: dwinkies an danses?
ebenin’, poohbear
O hai, OObark!
hao bowt larj boofeh?
artichoke
banana
chikin
dolphin (iz fish; we eetz da fish)
e…
Elleefant eers
Fresca
grapes
halibut
j…
An no ICHC fer elebenty weeks!
An no cheezburgers eever!
Aaaawww, Mom, dat’s nawt fare
“Uh-oh! We’re in trubbel,
Somefing’s come along an burst our bubblol!”
yew no dat lyfe’s nawt fayr, eever. ai’m teh mom, an whut ai sae goez!
And hand me your car keys! You’re riding your bike until further notice!
Bedderer for yu, AN bedderer for teh ennvy…endyrom…embyro…werld!
Biro-mint – keeping it write smells gud.
but dad, ai dont hav anee kar keez- yu took tehm away yesterdai!
Tehn hoo wus dryvin mai car?!
Dis guy.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7534890.stm
hehehe!!
‘He recalled how the police officer called to the scene said: “That chap is claiming to be Michael Schumacher, and I said, ‘You know what, he doesn’t half look like him’.’
Well DUH!!
Tihs reely happened wid teh famousest Stirling Moss: got pulled ober and poliseman saying, “Ooh d’you fink you are? Stirling Moss?” Teh win!!!!11!
um….
how’m ai suppost to noe! ive ben gone awl nite!
Mawm kitteh
haz a haiperbo…hayperbu…
Mawm kitteh iz prawbublee x-ajuraytin
Exaggerating! I’ll exaggerate you! Get to your room!
And don’t slam the door!!
ai didnt slam it! it alweyz sownds liek taht! r yu def?
Watch it, young lady!
watch wut? yor dignitee leevin?
haow menny tymes I tell u I doan xajer8?
Ai tel yu a thowsin tiemz.
U shud haz been in an ower agoe
Wye? Wot happind tehn?
Ambercat came viisitng
Bruther got stukk onna roof
Cheshire did a disapperin ackt
Dad hadz a fissy hit!
Elders can get sew fussie…
Frenz understnad stuff happenz.
Goggie followed me and had to hide
hided from goggie se bove
i was in library, studying, sereeously
Goggie wented tew stai wif vet obernyte
Horked up harbl afpur harbl
Imajined elebenty gazillion cheezburgrs infrona me
Joked wif vet tew kep goggie fur a weeeek
Kalled fur candygram delibbery
Luk all ober fur yew, but yew STILL wasn’t hoam!
Maded sum popycorm to eatz whyle ai wayted.
Nekkid mud resteling!
Opend a bottul uv whine
Pored a glass uv it
Quafft it
R..
Opener of cans needed repair
People to bother
Quite a scary scene, you should’ve seen it!
OMG! how tymes flies
Purrhaps teh clok is borked?
Queer, innit?
Rang teh polees in case u waz in an aksident
Sat an watchd TB
Tukk teh goggie fur a walk
…
U haz lawtta axplaynin’ to do!!
Vakoomd teh hows
Wrote u a noet abowt hao dissapoyntid we ar in ur beehaevur
Xamind owr parinting skilz wundrin’ wut we doin’ rong
Y…
Yelled at eech otter cuz we wuz skeered
Zeroxed menee copeez ov yur noo roolz ..
Janet!!!
How r u?
WHERE r u?
Is u back in teh US?
*tripz ober feetz running 2 see deh Janet.*
*Cweenmj-kitty tumblez hed ober heelz *
*adn crashes softly in2 Janet*
Hai, Janet!!!!
*Pikz sef up and duz kwik wash up*
U ok? I misst u!!
U lukz gud. Did u hab deh funz???
Tell us awl bowt it!!!
O hai, cweenmj! An thank you fur teh lufflee greeting. ;
Ai am still in Stuttgart, an fownd a fyoo minits to com heer. An ai just roted yoo a longish noat, an wuy about to say taht ai ar awn a tinee lappy-top taht ai reelee don’t unnertand too well, wehn it jumped bak to mai email – an erased mai noat!
Ai fly bak awn Toosday – an will be abul to say lots moar then! It’s reelee hard fur mee heer to find ene internet taim.
But ai miss yoo awl verree much. An will stop nao befoaar it erases mai message again!
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We luff an miss yoo berree mush.
But I know yoo is doin portant fings an seein frenz, an also deelin with sush a sad loss.
The lite is shinin for yoo Deer Janet.
O hai, cweenmj!
Ai am so happee to see yoo, too!
An no, ai ar nawt bak yet. But ai did find just this liddle bit ov tiem to bee heer. It iz reelee hard to find internet taim heer. But ai will hav to splain taht laytur.
An ai still hav lots to doo heer. Ai hav at leest ten BEEG boxes ov Sheranne’s thingz to mail hoam. Ai cudn’t bare to see hur favoriet thingz just tosseded aut. An ai will find hur frenz hoo will want to hav manee of them.
It iz still terriblee sad fur mee heer – eben tho ai am also enjoyiing seeing menee frenz. But, fur instance, todai ai had supper wif Brett & Rocky (frum teh Theater) at teh Grik Restaurant – where ai wuz fur teh last taim eber iin a restaurant wif hur wehn ai wuz last heer in Oct 06.
An tomorrow will bee teh last taim eber taht ai will bee at hur haus. An so it iz ebreeday. But it iz getting bedder. Just so stranj tath she iz nawt neer.
But ai also miss yoo awl verree much.
Ai fly bak haom awn Toosday.
Thank yoo, tidmum! (((((tidmum))))
Knowing taht yoo awl ar thinking awl ov teh kind thots in mai direkshun haz bin a reelee big halp! Thank yoo sum moar!!
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U b sayf kummin hoam naow, U heer?
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Has a saef an kwiet trip hoem!
ohai, leeza, dey dint finsh wif da kitteh naimz awn uvvur fred. Haow abowt :
Harriet
Idabelle
Jasmine
K
y, u wud think peepz thot there was somthin
rong wif teh name Hartwurm!
I fink it fits her perfectlee!
U shud see her try to nose up unner my
arm, or my hand, or aginst my leg… she rubs
aginst me so hard she nocks herself off her own
feets! She’s definittly a littul hartwurm and I is totallee
infected.
Llamas lounged laterally
Mausies manically marauded
Nine nincompoops nattered
Orange Orangutangs oggled oaktrees
P…
Rested fur indeesent spozyur
Stood up
Tryed adn conbictid in cort
U…
Underwent strip serch
Violayshun ov privusy compleet
Wallked howm
X …
DR maed cukkees
Eek ayt tehm awl!
Flyingkitteh padea flyin visit
G…
Gibbocat sold teh Tybooteek! (jk)
Hashim dyed himz/herz hare pink!
Idansdansdans still hasnt ben fownd
Jd kleened teh litterbox (an we will luvs him forever iffn he wuz tellin teh troof.
yu shudda ben in teh shower an ower agoe- whut hav yu ben rollin in?
he beddur nawt hav kissded yew wen hims droppeded yew off!
Maaaaawwm! Gross!!
I swear, I didn’t touch her!
Well then u were doin it RONG!
Dipends – YNG mai be psycho… pico… abul tu mobe thyngs wib hiz mind. And maybe de uvver thyngs tuu.
*goes to retreeve glittur i-lashez*
hmmmmmm
‘look Ma, no hands!!’
YNG is VERY talunted ….
“Use the Force…”
mebbe nawt, but ai bet her toucheded yew!
speshullee affter yu undressed her wif yor aize…
Aw Mum! Jus elebenty-t00 moar minutes!
Awww, Mom an Dad – Kittehs ar nocktern….noktur…nucktorna….like to be awayk at nite, an sleeps in daytimes.
Mom and Dad luk like bro and sis…
Inn Sesst – a gaym teh hole fambly can plai!
Yep, keep it in teh famblee
Innsesst iz besst ~ keep it in da fambly!
Innsesst is relatib.
Teh babees R sisterz
Ai heer “inn sest,” and ai finkz “Flowers in teh Attik.”
storee ’bout inn sest?
ugh, an’ den sum.
Dat author, she rites ‘bowt icky child aboos an such… is yuk.
Is taht BEEEER Ai can smell awn yur breff?!
Yus.
an Uz is sixteen yrs old
I want deh car keys
no dribing fur Uz young man
Woz it reel ale? Or da cheep lager stuff? If yu did cheep lager stuff, dat’s elebenty days moar grownding for bad taste.
Aw, jee wiz Dadcat — it wuz Ginniss — U traynded me rite…
An’ u smelz laik NIP!!
Why u nawt bringz hoam enuf foar ebbreewun?
you iz so busted!!
we iz not happeh wid Ur grades
no more going out on Caturday
time to hit the books junior
But… but… I -did- hit teh books. Honest! See? One ob them iz still lodged in teh wall, adn annube iz thru dat hole in teh desk. I cudden’t hit them harder, I reely tried!
those wer librerree buuks! yer in fore it nao!
Dad luks rillee mad. U iz in big trubbl.
no, no, nawt grounded, haf tings to dooooo
… playsiz 2 goez, n ppl 2 c …
…playsiz 2 c n ppl 2 do…
♪♫
Derez mew-zik 2 play, playsiz 2 goe, ppl 2 C,
Evvyfing … 4 U n mee…
♪♫
Congrats t2 teh not sekund. I knoz eyes after 10!
OMG, luk lyke mah yogeh kitteh has brudders (see mah profile)
himz also haz the white patch on himz chest like these kittehs
u has some nice pichshures 2k!
ur kittehs look so sweet curld up 2gether.
mine don’t do that, ebber!
sew twill be innteresting 2 see if eeder of them will
curl up wif teh noo kitteh.
o fanks leeza-b, I haz manee more
kittehs is lovey dovey for a coupla minutes
and den goes hissy spitty tail flicky
rawr
but dey doesn’t really hurt each odders
so I iz guessing dat dey is playing
boss kitteh usually starts the fites
We’z been wurried sik! Whut if u’d ben hurtz n der was nobudee to fill fudz bohl?
whut yu meen iz onlee 5 minnuts late?
Adn hoo wud kleen deh litterbawkz? Speeking uv witch….
dont luk at me liek taht! itz nawt mai turn! ai did it last week!
Iz alwais mai tern… Pleh!
An doan fergit 2 finding awl deh losted kitty-toyz 4 us. U haz soo mennee chorez heer, u can’t b owt parteeing awl deh tiymez.
Ai getz those looks when it’s after 6PM at my howse…
wayt until teh alzhymers sets in, tehn it will get eerlyer an erlyer until yu gets those luuks after walkin owtta teh room.
I’z happeetaylz I nawt can haz old-tymerz diseez
*nok wood*
…
O, skyooz me — sumwunz muss b at da dore…
LOL!
iz U going out in those jammies again?
we iz gonna has to nominate Uz fur what not to wear
But Mommeee!!I wuz owt playin wiff my frens! Dey don haff a kurfyoo!
dey dont has parints ore an allowens ayether.
I don care wut yor frenz parentz let THEM do, yo’r MY responsubility an taht meenz wut I say GOWZ.
AND
If yor frenz decidud to walk in front ov a TRUCK duz taht meen you’ud do it too??
AND
Any mor cheek from you yung man an lyf getz a lot stricter from heer on in.
My parent-hood … let me show you it.
Ai’m glad ur hoem safe. Nao ai gonna keel u 4 bein late!
U ebber sai taht 2 ur chillins, EM?
I think you and I have the same parents.
Or at least they all used the same manual. 
ai think mai parints forgot to pik dat wun up… ore mebbe, *ebil laff* ize teh perfeckt child!
Mai mumcat wuns sed “doan’t cum runnin 2 me iffn u brake ur nekk”
“Ifn U finkz I gunna putz up wif dat, U gotta nuvver fink kummin!”
Az lawng az u libs unner mai ruuf, u will abide by mai rools!
**can u tayle ai’ve herd taht elebenty-gazillion times!**
Wut mooviee is taht frum?
oh! liddle mermade!
.
ai yoosta think tat ariel wuz kool, an tehn ai realized how whiney she iz and tehn ai liked ursula bedder.
Ai growed up heerin taht frum mai parints!
Mai fren an ai saw Teh Littel Mermade in teh thee-atur an singded wif it! Ai lubs “Les Poissons”.
looee is teh bestest…. he luvs hiz jawb. wish taht we awl kud be so forchunate
U nao gots mi listinin 2 TLM sawngs onna U-toob.
Mai co-wurkers fink ai’m finally flipped.
an tehy hasnt figyured that owt alreddee?
♪♫♪♪♫
Under da sea…
Dat’s where it bettah down where it’s wettah
Under da sea!
♫♫♪♫
I dew uh reelee gud Sibaschun IRL … himz tawkz n neer lolspeek
…
(nawt-sekkund) we got 2 kreeayt … da MUDE
♪♪♪♪
Purr-kushun — streengz — windz — werdz
♪♪♪♪
Dere U c her
Sitteeng dere uhkraws de wey
She doan gotta lawt 2 say
But derez sumfeeng uhbowt her
An U doan noe Y but ur diein 2 trie
U wanna kiss de gerl
♪♪♪♪
Yes, U wont her
Luk at her U noe U doo
Possibul she wontz U 2
Dere iz wun wey 2 ask her
It doan tayk uh werd nawt uh seengul werd
Goe awn an kiss de gerl
♪♪(seeng wif me naow)♪♪
Sha-la-la-la-la-la mai-o-mai
Luk at de boi 2 shai
He wanna kiss de gerl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la itz sew sad
Aint it uh shaym, 2 bad
He gonna miss de gerl…
*sigh*
Nao aiz gonna hafta lissen to Diznee muziks teh rest uv teh day. Nawt sew bad, akshullee. Ai lubs Teh Liddul Murmayd … and Byootee & teh Beest.
Disaproovin catz ar disaproovin.
Rilly fyne, tew.
If dis were the laid-back,cazual famblee,greeting wuld be
“Iz after 10….let’s partee!”
that wud defeenetly not be mah fambly
Nawt mine eether,but ai haz come akross such famblees in mai time.
Oar… “Itz jus pas 10 — wut r yew doin hoam sew erlee?”
you fink payin teh mor-gidge mayks tihs YOR howse??
kuz everybuddee noze wuts mine is mine and wuts yors is mine and wuts hiz is mine and wuts hers iz mine and itz awl mine- except taht bit teh goggee iz sittin awn- ai dont want that.
Yash!
Speekin uv beein okay, iz awl owr frenz in Calee-for-neya alrite? Tehy had an erfkwake teh udder dai.
Wuz not bad. Mostlee mee-dee-ah hype. Not 2 muches damages.
Yu iz da rite. nuz media nedez sumfing tu tawk abowt. sum stoarz had fingz fal orf shelfz nd bork but finkso nobuddy wuz hurt. But dey sai maibe iz “waorming up” fur biggur shaikz sune. Bin heer 73 yeeerz nd dont wury abowt it.
Ohai rhsb,
Yes, ok heer, a littlol rolloling, 1 picher falled down, nuffin else. Haop ebry budee in caleefornya bees ok, 2!
Aifinkso Ai haz bin in liddel earfkwake in teh Istanbul wunceuponatiem ~ skarey! Hopez eberybuddy an kittehs, goggies, birdehs an-sew-on-an-sew-fourth in Kaleefornya okai…
Ai hearded todai ‘Tehre be a 99 purr-scent plobability taht ‘teh Beeg Wun’ will hit sumtiem in teh neckst thurty yeers.’
ai hurded dat thurty yeers ago.
Awww – niec uv yew to fink uvvus, rhsb.
It wuz nawt dat bad heer in SoCal (prolly werse closer to teh episentur, but nawt sew bad eeben ther frum wut ai heerz). GMWGS is rite — moastlee meediuh hype. Den teh meediuh traiz to maek it “teh feer uv teh day” by tellin ebbreewun weez due fur “TEH BIG WUN.” Aiz bin heerin dat fur yeerz, an ai noe itz gonna happen wun day. *shrug*
Watch owt, mister, or we sends u to milaterey skoo
And U has an ugleh sofer.
So tehre.
ai hav yet to see a nawt ugleh cowch awn dis site… mebbe is loop in spacetime- or law uv fissiks? dat awl cowches be fuglee?
an yet … addishun ov kitteh hare improovs evun teh mowst HIDYUS ov sowfas.
Naah. They all just photograph badly in close-ups.
Aifinkso yew jus rememburz teh fuglee cowches. Wen itza normul cowch, yew payz no attenshun to it — you jus fokus on teh kitteh or wutteber is on teh cowch.
Can enny yooz C mai abatar? Awl ai C is boks wif red X…?
ai kannot see yors pretty orinj kittehfase… ai didnt rekugnize yu at nawtsekund.
Aye see teh floofy orinj kitteh – fixed now?
an ai seez it agen! yay fiksunkitteh! teh kyoot iz bak- an uhoh…. itz a liddle to much! *holds CHRG titely an breeves deep*
Ai seez teh kyoot orinj (nawt poyzin) kitteh!!!
Ai seez wut nightshayde seez. (Iz taht awlwatz a Guud Fing, nightshayde?)
Hrrrumfffff, stoopy wurdpriss!! fanks kitsunerina!
Iz 10 PM. Does u noes ware ur kittehs r?
Fikshunkitteh bak an floofy noa ~ but wherez teh Patrick gawn? Onlee liddel red x. Paw, paw Patrick.
These are my baby girls! Isis is on the left Isley is on the right.
they’re byootiful kittehs!!
Dey b gud-lukkin kittez! Nys makrul tabbee kullerz …
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Lukz liek dey gotz uh lawt uv cattitood, tho…
theyz luks very similar to mah boy kitteh
down to the whyte chin and the whyte patch on deh chest
dus Uz live in Maine by any chance?
Wow!
I live in Arkansas, maybe they are long lost cousins. Teh girls were born in a bean garden!
noes
Ware n Arky? I groed up dare n steel can haz famblee dare n da norfwess part uv da stayt…
I lives in Fayetteville, ware ur familee at?
Danville — uh liddul sowf uv U. Mai parintcatz yoosta livz n Springdale, tho — nawt 2 far…
I put another photo of himz in photos in mah profile
my eyez iz nawt red
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
wen i turned 18, mum kitteh turns 2 meh ands sez, “ur on ur own now girl”….ables to comes in watebber times ai wants….but still gets teh ebil look ov “i wants to ground you”….gots it for next yr and half! sum parent kittehs nots ables to lets little kittehs go…
This caption fitz teh picture so well. Very well done! ffr
Perental kittehs…dey meenz biznuss!1!!
Just wait until you’re a momcat, you rebellious teenage kitteh!
Jus wayt til u can has kittehs ov ur pwn. Nebbur mynd y I has teh happyfayc. Just u wayt.
Erma Bombeck wuns sed to avoyd teh teenayj yeerz, bery dem wen dey b elebben, n dig em up wen dey b twennyfyv, tho sum mai fiil dis b tu soon.
Our purental disaprooval- let us show u it.
they even look mean
hi! These cats look very similar to a brother/sister pair i gave up for adoption 4 years ago. Any chance they are boy and girl and from Chicago? Please tell me yes and that they are still awesome and ok.
Thanks!
Kate
They were born and breed in an Arkansas bean garden and are both girls. I hope the ones you gave up are fine!
but mawwwmmm! all de udder kittehs stay out till midnights!!!!
And if awl teh udder kittehs stuck their tailz in teh parrot cage, wuld yoo do it too? Well, doan com cryin tu us wen teh udder kittehs cawl yoo stubby coz wen yoo git it bitten awf. Meanwhile, no wind up mice fur yoo fur uh week. Noa go tu yor room and fink about wut yoov dun…and doan com owt til yoo heer teh tin opener.
noe fare! i hates my life! i iz runnin away from hoem!
uh dez otter kittehs iz gronded
parental kittehs are axceptin no moar of yor hyjinx
Ai promiss, not do again…
Does NOT deserve to be on the homepage, and it is! Stupid ICanHasCheezburger.
}:)