Iz after 10

Iz after 10 you has a grounded
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Iz after 10 you has a grounded
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Grownded fur lief!
concatshulayshuns, Maus fur nawt-sekond!
Dagnam it Maus-kie! Wuz hoapin fur mai sekund nawt-sekund… Pleh.
But concatenashuns, Mausie! Wut hoapin fur: dwinkies an danses?
ebenin’, poohbear
O hai, OObark!
hao bowt larj boofeh?
artichoke
banana
chikin
dolphin (iz fish; we eetz da fish)
e…
Elleefant eers
Fresca
grapes
halibut
j…
An no ICHC fer elebenty weeks!
An no cheezburgers eever!
Aaaawww, Mom, dat’s nawt fare
“Uh-oh! We’re in trubbel,
Somefing’s come along an burst our bubblol!”
yew no dat lyfe’s nawt fayr, eever. ai’m teh mom, an whut ai sae goez!
And hand me your car keys! You’re riding your bike until further notice!
Bedderer for yu, AN bedderer for teh ennvy…endyrom…embyro…werld!
Biro-mint - keeping it write smells gud.
but dad, ai dont hav anee kar keez- yu took tehm away yesterdai!
Tehn hoo wus dryvin mai car?!
Dis guy.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7534890.stm
hehehe!!
‘He recalled how the police officer called to the scene said: “That chap is claiming to be Michael Schumacher, and I said, ‘You know what, he doesn’t half look like him’.’
Well DUH!!
Tihs reely happened wid teh famousest Stirling Moss: got pulled ober and poliseman saying, “Ooh d’you fink you are? Stirling Moss?” Teh win!!!!11!
um….
how’m ai suppost to noe! ive ben gone awl nite!
Mawm kitteh
haz a haiperbo…hayperbu…
Mawm kitteh iz prawbublee x-ajuraytin
Exaggerating! I’ll exaggerate you! Get to your room!
And don’t slam the door!!
ai didnt slam it! it alweyz sownds liek taht! r yu def?
Watch it, young lady!
watch wut? yor dignitee leevin?
haow menny tymes I tell u I doan xajer8?
Ai tel yu a thowsin tiemz.
U shud haz been in an ower agoe
Wye? Wot happind tehn?
Ambercat came viisitng
Bruther got stukk onna roof
Cheshire did a disapperin ackt
Dad hadz a fissy hit!
Elders can get sew fussie…
Frenz understnad stuff happenz.
Goggie followed me and had to hide
hided from goggie se bove
i was in library, studying, sereeously
Goggie wented tew stai wif vet obernyte
Horked up harbl afpur harbl
Imajined elebenty gazillion cheezburgrs infrona me
Joked wif vet tew kep goggie fur a weeeek
Kalled fur candygram delibbery
Luk all ober fur yew, but yew STILL wasn’t hoam!
Maded sum popycorm to eatz whyle ai wayted.
Nekkid mud resteling!
Opend a bottul uv whine
Pored a glass uv it
Quafft it
R..
Opener of cans needed repair
People to bother
Quite a scary scene, you should’ve seen it!
OMG! how tymes flies
Purrhaps teh clok is borked?
Queer, innit?
Rang teh polees in case u waz in an aksident
Sat an watchd TB
Tukk teh goggie fur a walk
…
U haz lawtta axplaynin’ to do!!
Vakoomd teh hows
Wrote u a noet abowt hao dissapoyntid we ar in ur beehaevur
Xamind owr parinting skilz wundrin’ wut we doin’ rong
Y…
Yelled at eech otter cuz we wuz skeered
Zeroxed menee copeez ov yur noo roolz ..
Janet!!!
How r u?
WHERE r u?
Is u back in teh US?
*tripz ober feetz running 2 see deh Janet.*
*Cweenmj-kitty tumblez hed ober heelz *
*adn crashes softly in2 Janet*
Hai, Janet!!!!
*Pikz sef up and duz kwik wash up*
U ok? I misst u!!
U lukz gud. Did u hab deh funz???
Tell us awl bowt it!!!
O hai, cweenmj! An thank you fur teh lufflee greeting. ;
Ai am still in Stuttgart, an fownd a fyoo minits to com heer. An ai just roted yoo a longish noat, an wuy about to say taht ai ar awn a tinee lappy-top taht ai reelee don’t unnertand too well, wehn it jumped bak to mai email - an erased mai noat!
Ai fly bak awn Toosday - an will be abul to say lots moar then! It’s reelee hard fur mee heer to find ene internet taim.
But ai miss yoo awl verree much. An will stop nao befoaar it erases mai message again!
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We luff an miss yoo berree mush.
But I know yoo is doin portant fings an seein frenz, an also deelin with sush a sad loss.
The lite is shinin for yoo Deer Janet.
O hai, cweenmj!
Ai am so happee to see yoo, too!
An no, ai ar nawt bak yet. But ai did find just this liddle bit ov tiem to bee heer. It iz reelee hard to find internet taim heer. But ai will hav to splain taht laytur.
An ai still hav lots to doo heer. Ai hav at leest ten BEEG boxes ov Sheranne’s thingz to mail hoam. Ai cudn’t bare to see hur favoriet thingz just tosseded aut. An ai will find hur frenz hoo will want to hav manee of them.
It iz still terriblee sad fur mee heer - eben tho ai am also enjoyiing seeing menee frenz. But, fur instance, todai ai had supper wif Brett & Rocky (frum teh Theater) at teh Grik Restaurant - where ai wuz fur teh last taim eber iin a restaurant wif hur wehn ai wuz last heer in Oct 06.
An tomorrow will bee teh last taim eber taht ai will bee at hur haus. An so it iz ebreeday. But it iz getting bedder. Just so stranj tath she iz nawt neer.
But ai also miss yoo awl verree much.
Ai fly bak haom awn Toosday.
Thank yoo, tidmum! (((((tidmum))))
Knowing taht yoo awl ar thinking awl ov teh kind thots in mai direkshun haz bin a reelee big halp! Thank yoo sum moar!!
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U b sayf kummin hoam naow, U heer?
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Has a saef an kwiet trip hoem!
ohai, leeza, dey dint finsh wif da kitteh naimz awn uvvur fred. Haow abowt :
Harriet
Idabelle
Jasmine
K
y, u wud think peepz thot there was somthin

rong wif teh name Hartwurm!
I fink it fits her perfectlee!
U shud see her try to nose up unner my
arm, or my hand, or aginst my leg… she rubs
aginst me so hard she nocks herself off her own
feets! She’s definittly a littul hartwurm and I is totallee
infected.
Llamas lounged laterally
Mausies manically marauded
Nine nincompoops nattered
Orange Orangutangs oggled oaktrees
P…
Rested fur indeesent spozyur
Stood up
Tryed adn conbictid in cort
U…
Underwent strip serch
Violayshun ov privusy compleet
Wallked howm
X …
DR maed cukkees
Eek ayt tehm awl!
Flyingkitteh padea flyin visit
G…
Gibbocat sold teh Tybooteek! (jk)
Hashim dyed himz/herz hare pink!
Idansdansdans still hasnt ben fownd
Jd kleened teh litterbox (an we will luvs him forever iffn he wuz tellin teh troof.
yu shudda ben in teh shower an ower agoe- whut hav yu ben rollin in?
he beddur nawt hav kissded yew wen hims droppeded yew off!
Maaaaawwm! Gross!!
I swear, I didn’t touch her!
Well then u were doin it RONG!
Dipends - YNG mai be psycho… pico… abul tu mobe thyngs wib hiz mind. And maybe de uvver thyngs tuu.