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We has a cumfee!
Congrats nightshayde!
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Scuze meh for interrupting again, but there iz a kitteh in Arizona that desperately needs a forever home.
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Here’s a link to the flyer that’s on his cage.
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http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
We’ve been calling him HappyCat because he’s the happiest kitty I’ve ever seen. He’s the same color as ICHC Happy Cat, so it just seemed to fit. I know that all cats are special, but this one is extra special. If there were any way I could keep him, I would.
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He’s at the Casa Grande Animal Shelter (between Phoenix and Tucson). If you could adopt him, and you don’t live near here, I could bring him to you. I’ve been searching for a forever home for him, and I’m not having any luck.
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I’ve already had to beg for his life once, so he wouldn’t be put on “the list” of cats that they were going to euthanize.
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My contact info is on the flyer, if you can help this amazing guy.
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Fank yew,
Romeow
dum werdprez… tri agayn…
Iz dere sum one hoo cud taek him to Best Friends sang-choo-air-ee in suthern yewtah?
http://www.bestfriends.org/
werdprez duz not liek mii..
kin sumone taek him to best frendz shelter in Kanab?
http://www.bestfriends.org
Although Portland, Oregon, would be a loooooong way for even loooooongcat, never mind happycat, I’ll give you a contingency plan. If nobody else comes up and adopts him, and so long as he’s clear of anything like FIV (the flyer didn’t say whether he’s tested or not, though I assume he has and he’s had all his shots), I’d be happy to adopt happycat and pay the bulk of the cost of getting him here.
Dat iz teh awesum JD
Much gud karma tew U
Oh, Fank Yew, JD!
He hasn’t been tested for ennyfing yet, but before he gets outta teh shelter, he will hab all hims shots and b tutored, ov corse. They didn’t mention ennyfing bout teh FIV, but it habs to b done – eben if tehy doan do it.
Fanks fur teh long distance safety net. Ur a gem.
*smile*
u is a kitteh angel…. i tried to get hubcat to go to U.s.ofA,, an get Happy cat,but he said teh customs wud get him…so glad u get Happy cat .i maded you a lol of your orinj kitteh…….thank you from cheezland.
I love the orange cat to she or he is very pretty..I could never getmy dog to do that!
Ohai jd, yoo iz in PDX? mebbe ai canz heps wiv teh dopshun munnies? if ai getz too snorgle wiv him wuns oar twise…
I hab noe problums wib cheezfrends snorgling happycat, iffen he comes this way. (I hab noe problums wib cheezfrends snorgling Cat, teh kitteh I alreddy hab.) Indeed, iz it nawt teh lore that happycat be lubbed adn snorgled as mush as possible?
ai is in PDX too – DO WANT to heps wiv dopshun munnies and snorgles. wii can set up bennyfit cheezmeet in sayfe publick plaice.
Elisa (AKA 2minions)
gud ideea!! we cna haz cheezmeet wiv extra happicat!
Sum possibul sayf meeting playses: Powells (well, it’s sayf unless yur a compulsib reeder), Teh Tea Zone (my fave haunt, but they down’t hab coffee), any ob teh Peet’s Tea and Coffee playces, and Teh Cup And Saucer.
so, um… yew lykes tee?
Bobcat will help too wif HappyCatFund to get his tests and shots and get hims to JD. PayPal will werk good aifinkso. If Romeow has paypal acct, just needs e-mail address. Let us know.
{{{{{ JD }}}}}
Fank yew, bobcatcat and awl teh odder grate Cheez Peep dat offered to halp wif HappyCat’s expenses.
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I hab made arrangements to taek him out ov teh shelter on Monday (closed on weekends) and keep him in a bedroom here, until he gets hims forever hoam. I saw him today, and he needs to get outta dere.
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I will keep eberyone posted on HappyCat’s progress. Wen we decide ware hims iz going, we’ll see iffs HappyCat needs a monie fur hims trip.
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Meny fanks to Eberywon fur awl ov teh support.
{{{{{Cheez Peeps}}}}}
ai fink a lolpik iz inorder tew honer teh occashun
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1675676
*blushes, tries to hide under the catnip, sniffs a few times, then runs around in small circles, pouncing on invisible things*
WOW jd!!!
u iz batman!??
can i haz ur autograph! pweaze… *putz a notepad infront uf jd*
u haz dun a very gud job to try to save da kitteh and fur dat, i salute u! *salutez jd wiff floofy pawz*
{{{jamamakitty}}} taht iz teh awsumst!! ^.^
{{{jd}}} n {{{Romeow}}} R herose!! \o/ \o/ \o/
(ijusluvsthozlitlcherleedrz…oodatdonsounrite)
Romeow mus follow hur hart
She didint kno that she wud start
An avalanche ov luv luv luv
Cheezfrenz ar angelz sent frum abuv!
PercyCat, ur grate.
Nao ai’m gonna cry agin! Yoo r incredibul res-q-er! I suspekt happycat is healthy and eether jus lost or abandunned. Mebbe he lost home in foreclosure. He seems liek he wuz luvved well at soem tyme.
happy cat will haz a happee when himz readz Ur mail!
::enturs wif offishul lukin prawklumayshun::
E-hem.
Undur teh wachful an uproovin gaez uv Ceelin Cat, I du heerbai b-sto upawn JD teh Happycat (teh uriginul wun) Cheezburgr uv Awnur, givin tu hyoominz wut haz gawn abuv an b-yawnd tu halp teh kittehz wut iz n need. Frum dis dey forf, JD shal b noen as a Kitteh Heerow an n-taituld tu awl teh benifitz uv dat taitul.
I alweyz noed dere wuz lawts uv nais peepulz n Portland. (Mah sistur an her huzabind and deyr tu kittehz an haipur puppeh liv dayr, az du tu uv mah bestist frendz.)
Udendum:
It iz mah plehshur tu anowns dat Happycat Cheezburgr uv Awnur iz alsew beeyin uwordid tu Romeow, fr tairleslee werkin tu faind a furevur hoem fr teh udur Happycat.
Srsly, u gaiz r bowf umayzin an troo Kitteh Heeroez.
I agree, JD iz a Kitteh Heerow!
Dat waz a grate offishul lukin prawklumayshun, LOLDemon.
Romeow, what a purtee kitteh
I wishes U luck in finding himz a gud home
keep us updated
Uz is doing ceiling cat’s work!
I iz across the country and doesn’t knoz aneebodee in Arizona
if I can do something to help you and this great kitteh
plz let me know.
Fanks, two-kittehs.
I will keeps u posted. I’ll b so glad when HappyCat finds his hoam, you’ll hear me across teh country!
Aye wuz serious urlier, Romeow, iffin wi kan getta a good peep home furr Happy Cat, Aye’d hab a happii-tail tu halp owt wiff teh fine-nancin ob teh reskewrin. Iffin Cheezpeeps wek tugeddder, wii kandu ennyfing, yep, Ayes finkso…
Meh tew
Me too.
Ai kin halp tew — nawt bery muchlee… but ebbree liddul bit halps. Aifinkso LCB mite noe hao to setz up teh PayPal sistem fur gatherin teh munnies. Ai noe teh cheezpeepz halped wif vet billz fur Elfinugget’s KB.
iz nawt too hard to doo… ai can heps wiv taht too!
o yah dat ar rillee eezy, akshulie!!
Iz berreh gud idearz!
Yes smammie, aye finkso, too!
Dat iz reely sweet ov you to offer to help.
Iz dis our nawt second group kitteh reskew? U kno, nawt counting teh LCB reskews we’ve made
Teh halps and gud fots dat ICHC Peeps hab sent hab lifted mah spirits fur HappyCat. Wif awl dat has gone on, it habs been bery upsetting and sad.
HappyCat iz so full ov win and awsum, I envy teh purrson dat gets to b hims hoomin slayve.
{{{{Romeow}}}}}
Romeow, I wud donate sum munniz to help pay fur Happycat’s trip to new home. Or for jd’s trabbel costs if shelter maykes hooman come in purrson. I thot about dribing out to Aridzona myself… but is 2437 miles frum here, & I cannot manage teh time or teh munniez fur teh trabbel at this stage ov my lyfe. But I culd contribute to sumwun elses reskew of Happycat.
I also sent on yur flyer to sum cat-luvving frenz, in hopes that they will know sumwun closer to Aridzona hu needs a cat.
Teh purrson hu gets him will be bery lukky.
i have da paypal acct- they say we can send munnies 2 n e one with an e-mail addy. can we use the e-mail addy frm the flyer ?
let us know pls, romeow, munnies 2 halp will b onda way !
I has Paypal too. How can I help wid de munnies to maek shur HappCat gets lookd aftur?
Fank yew again fur eberywon dat offered to halp wif teh expenses.
PercyCat is rite. Dis habs been an avalanch of lub. Cheezfrenz r angelz sent frum above.
The outpouring ov lub and support iz amazing.
Wif Cheezfrenz, ennyfing iz possible.
Fank yew, fank yew, fank yew!
Hee R a grate kitteh!!!!!
I wishes wiff a sadness dat I cud take him. I wud gib him teh snorgulls un
beeleevubbull.
PLEASE SUMBUDDEH GUD TAKE DIS SPECIAL HAPPY CAT.
Him really r speshul.
I wishes him wur minez.
OT: BTW the cakes look awsum!
I good cook but not so good baker….
I good baker but not good cook – at all.
Ai liekz teh cookin an teh bakin…. nawt to menshun teh eetin.
Ai maekz sum rillee gud oatmeel cookiez wif cinnamon chips (awl mai cookiez iz frum teh skratch). Toll Hows cookies, tew (but wif no nuts).
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Romeow — yer baked gudz luks delishus! Ai needz to trai to maek cheezecaekz wunnuvdeezdaiz. Ai had a sooper-yummeh White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory. Ai mus trai to replu… repil… copee.
ohai NS, mebbe der is sumfin here
http://www.recipesecrets.net/forums/secret-recipe-archive/12816-cheesecake-factory-recipes.html
Oooh – fanks! No WCPB Cheesecake, but dey haz resippee fur Pumpkin Cheesecake. Ai will haz tew trai dat!
sum odder respeeeeeees luk gud tew
Dey yoosta haz a Caesar Salad Pasta dish dat wuz full uv win an awsum. Dey noe hazzit ennymoar.
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Enuff werk fur meh — aiz goin hoam. Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee eevning!
u tu. oh an abaut ur noeing abaut plastek rap an injeries on OOBARK’s splort – ebberyday ai lernz sumfin moar dat u noe! u is amazeen!
Wunder if ai can fynd bang-bang chikin and shrimp.
www.
web.ncf.ca/aq392/Bang-Bang_Chicken_and_Shrimp.html
linkie nawt werk, googlol yer entree. recipeeee iz online
Wai, thankee, jamakitty!
Ai got it tew werk dis way (no www):
http://web.ncf.ca/aq392/Bang-Bang_Chicken_and_Shrimp.html
Printing it nao!
dat kittehs simply awsum.he looks very identical tew happy cat.
ai knoes a purrson in NM whoo izza kinda purrson whoo knoes EBBERYBUDY, so ai haz sent link to flyer to her as well… gud luk to happikat teh sekkund!
Bless u, tessm.
Dis Happy Cat, I fink r speshul. Is blessed, I finkso.
ai wud lurves to hab tihs kitteh maiself, but…
1) Morgan teh Great sez, nawt sew grate, ackshully.
2) we iz goin onna big trip (Noo Zeeland!) an no can haz noo kittehs beefoar teh trip.
3) DH alwayz sez ai haz a choyse — kitteh #3, oar DH. Foar now, DH iz winning.
Iffen yu aer gowing tu Noo Zealand, heer aer a few helf and safety tips:
1. Noo Zealand parrots nom bykes, cars, truks, howses, …
2. Noo Zealand urf-wurms aer carniberus
3. Noo Zealand glow-wurms aer alsew carniberus
4. Noo Zealand pancake rocks aer nawt edibul, ebun to wurms adn parrots
5. Do nawt argoo wib teh sheep, they owt-number you
6. Noo Zealand’s Fox Glacier iz nawt a TTI mint
7. Wach owt fore 14′ eeguls adn 13′ ostriches, at leest wen drunk
when ya get there, iffen ya can, give Kimkiwi a hug from the rest of us.
Also a coozee!
Also a kyoot.
Congrats nightshayde! Beat meh by thaaaaaat much
Nightshayde, dat’s two in a row fur U!
Hao wud u liek to sillybrate?
*duz a happitayl dans*
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Well — ai gotted mai kaffeen on teh las fred. Strawberree Dakreez (wif teh whippee creemz) fur ebbreewun! Nawt shoor wut to do fur danses tho.
Mebee we cud awl get togedder and u cud crowd surf? U cud b on top ov all teh Cheez Peeps like teh Tabby kitteh iz on top ov Marmalade kitteh?
diz kitteh wud be a floofy blankie fur uz awl:
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_10044445
Aih been watchin dis storee and aim veri happitale dat big fat kitteh iz gonna has new forebber home en bi famous tew. Himz gonna bi on Gud Mornin Merica tomorra!! Himz hoomnz lowst home en 4clozure, en gav himz awai
gigantimous, sooper-floofy kitteh r getting a noo foreber hoem???
Um. Mebbe nawt.
Dat sownds kinda skaree. Nao waddur ballay mite be teh fun. 
*hawps in teh watr wif her floateez*
Come awn in! Teh watr iz fine!
*splashee splashee*
*splashez arownd wif officecat*
Yer rite — teh wuddur is lubberlee! Much moar fun dan werk (which ai shud get to doin – pleh).
Officecat — a belayted Happitayl Birfdai to yew!!!
i haz a snorgle…
Wat else duz theze kittehs hab:
Affection
Bunk-beds
Cozies
Delightfulness
Each obber
F….
Floof
Gratefulness
Happinez
Icee creme, vanilla, cuz der sew kyoot
J….
Jumpee pouncee fun
Kleen sawft fur
Luv
Mousies, (nawt poysin ones)
Noms
O…
orgj mowsie toys
plenty o gushifud
quiet spot 4 nappies
r..
Orgj mowsie toys???? Frum da nawty barn?
silleee mee..pleh on typpin!
Ornj mowsies is wut Ai ment
I am NEBBER gowing tu be abul tu look at a pack of mowsie kitteh toys ib a straight face again, yu realyz.
[heeheehee]
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Ai alsew wanted to say that your offer to take happycat in warms my heart! I was tinkin about it myself, but already hab 3 and am werking on giving a stray kitteh (I named him Poe) a furebber home. He already coms in my hause and eats and lolls around, but is nawt readee to commit to libbing heer yet. I’m taking it slow cuz the last kitteh that came here to hang out disappeared after Ai spent $300 fixin him awl up…at least Ai’m comforted bye teh thot dat he’z not out makin baybeez an he gotted awl healthy! Neither wun are feral kitehs, jus liddle lost souls.
Anyhoo, I live not far (in Salem) an would help out wiff da costs iffin happycat comes to live wiff you..
Anywun who refers to himself as a cat slave will make happycat a very happy cat!
Sumtimz Heroz dawnt ware uniformz . . .
Aaaawwww! *wypez teh leeky face*
Thank you. Nothing more than all the kitteh lubbers in cheezland dew! Wee alw halp in waht ebber way we kan, aifinksso!
eek! a liszt datz unfinidished! mai obsessive sied, let me sho u it.
rugz tu slied akross teh kichen on
sawft pilloes fur sleepen
trout gushifud
u…
unidentifyed kitteh plai fings
very soft blankies fur teh happi paws
wrinkuld skin under all dat floof
x……………….
xtra sensery persepshun tu noe wen der hoomanz needz snuggelz
yummi treetz
z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z abawt 23 haurs a dae
YAY!!!! yew has nudged us tew teh end ob yet anuvver lyzst!!
Nao dat teh liszt iz pfinnished ai can goez tu sleepz (itz teh middynite hier) but termorra ai has off frum werk so mabee ai kan get xtra cheezplaytiem! G’Nite!
Yew kno, dis tz sew troo. Alarm Cat Zeus uzhully feelz liek a 50-pound bom drawped on my nest…EXCEPT foar doze tiems wen mai bawdy naut happytail. At *dozr* tiems, Zeus…dunno *haow*, butt…him NOSE! Him BERRY GENTLY hippy-hop up onna mai nest, an’ TEHN him stae wiff me, eever onna nest or guarding teh nestroom doar. Him SUCH a weirdo, flake-a-zoid kitteh soemtiemz! LOLZ!
…and DURN IT, ai added a fren todai, an’ ai’m STILL stuck at only 87 frenz!
U count dem, doo u?
CC gibbeth n CC taketh awai !!!
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yesh, just liek cweenmj duz!
Ai feel nawt welkome heer ennymoar.
Guudnyte, awl, and sleep well. Ai taek Zeus an’ goes away.
“Bai”
Dat wurd…u keep usin it..i doo not fink it meens wutt u fink it
meens…..
u meens we won’t see u ennymoar?
I bets a munneh we will.
yew beddy beddy sneeky donkee, iffen de owl shows up to collect on bet, ya got ‘im
*snurts @ dan*
Dat sneeky owl will beez cummin rown veddy soon, Ifinkso.
Him caint stay awai.
belike
wutt?
dan, wuttchu uptoo? :p
Aaaak! Kafleen’s abatar haz run orf! Qwik! Sumwun call teh cops! Call teh fyremins! Call teh YNG! Yu may want tu playc an orda fore moar oil in case they awl get here.
Well Kafleen, at least check, about 6′2 (sorry, I’m a weak man)
*eggstruh snurt*
dat snurt at ….jd, is it?
No snurtin at 6′2″.
No, sirree….
Oh, owl.
U noe dat r BS.
U gonna bee rite back agin tommorrow.
OK, mebbeh not as owl, butt as sumboddeh. U noe u caint stay
awai.
*snurt*
mai ZZZZs, let me show u dem.
Der non-orinj wun iz muzikal. It’s ZZ (On)Top.
oh, mai.
woof, woof, WUF! taht’s a bad / gud wun!
Ur teh buttah to mah bread,
teh frosting to mah caek,
teh cheez to mah onyon soop…
Iz yew maykin dinnur, Romeow? Dat awl sownds liek teh yummeh!!
Iz juss meh and teh kittehs tonite, so I juss grabbed a yogurt fur dinner. But, speeking ov dinner…
teh sawse on mah paskettee,
teh eye screem on mah appul pie,
teh cheez sawse on mah broccollee…
OK u knoez whut…. I has a pasketty nao.
I wuz eetin’ teh Kampbulz Chonkee Helfy Rakwezt Noo Ingerlind Klamz Showdr…. an’ let meh juzz sae, it ar teh grooooooosssssssist fing I ebbur eetid. It ar teh naztee. Teh progrezzoh kind, it ar betr, but dis krap, it ar so groz, I no kan has finish it. PLEH!!
I maekz a pasketty insted.
ifn u tink dat is bad doan EBBER tri da one wiffout salt! PLEH DOUBLE PLEH!
TRIPPUL PLEH!!! Derez sum fingz dat jus shud NAWT be lowfat or fat-free or low-salt or salt-free. *shudder* Noo Ingerlind Klamz Showdr iz wunnuv doze fingz.
Ohai elfi, iz nawt sew mutch taht teh Helfy Rakwezt NIKS iz nawt tastee…
Iz teh *$#^@_@$% GRIT inna clamz taht wuzzn’t warshed owt.
Ai hates teh nastee siltstone kronch, kronch! Ai tryd it moar tahn wunse –… wuz nawt just ‘bad dae @ teh cannery’ Pleh pleh pleh.
(Nao teh Towmaytoe Gardyne… mmmm… tew bad iz obber $2 a can.)
ifn romeow is doin dinnr, tehn ai wil do teh drinks…
alredy gots teh bailees fur teh irish coffee…
gots teh lah-teh.
needs salt fur mai margureeta…mint fur mohitos…tee bags fur tee…creem fur reguler coffee (fur thos cheezpeeps who is undr…undar… nawt ol nuf to drinks…
did ai miz anyfing?
Shoogar fur teh rimz uv glasses uv lemmin martoonies (oar “lemon drop” shots).
ooooh. ai luvs thos. also, rly prefur sugar to salt een teh marguritas.
hao abouts smoothies too?? ai has sum luvely strazlberries an bluberries that wee cud thro together wif a nana an make a nize summr smoothie…
smoofiez, maggy-ritaz, daqurriez…do not caer, if it haz blended iyc I’d nom it. Iz so hawt heer today!
*drool*
teh bailees in mai irish coffee…
teh jam on mai biskits…
teh salt on mai corms…
teh foam on mai lah-teh…
teh feeshy on mai plate…
teh creemie cheez awn mai bagel
teh corm awn mai potaytoz
teh whiskey en mai coke
da wippee cweem on mah shaik
da cherry awn mah sundaee
da sawsa on mah chipp…
Does anyone know what species the blankie kitteh is?
http://www.cfa.org/breeds/profiles/american-sh.html
Mebe dat kitteh iz a bengal? Veri bootiful!
MARBLE TABBIES AND SOKOKE TABBY
Marble is the term given to horizontal swirling of the tabby pattern. This type of pattern occurs in the “Marbled Mist”, the marbled variety of Australian Mist (a wholly domestic breed derived from Burmese, Abyssinians and domestic tabbies) and occurs in a different form in the Bengal through the interaction of wild-type spotting (from the Leopard Cat ancestor) and domestic-type classic tabby. http://www.tibcs.com/retirees/index.aspx
wun dae at teh feed stor teh kitteh resku peepz had 2 byootimus Bengalz dat wur needin furrever hoems. teh auld ladee that had dem crost the bridj an noe one in hurz famlee wanned dem! I WANNED DEM! but we awlreddy had sebben an tu moar jus wuzznt gonna happen. I hoepz dey got niez hoem tugevver.
Ai noez teh feelin. We haz 6 kittehz, wich is abowt 4 moar dan teh huzbin rillee lieks habbin (Momkat moobed in wif hur 4 kittehz to add to owr 2). Aiz shoor mai kittehz wud NAWT be puttin up wif moar furree famlee memburrz.
Oh mai, dat mus hav been hard tew walk awai frum.
If aih culd, aih cant hardli standz tew see homeless babehs.
Aih wuz sew wurrid bout teh lawst fat cat in NJ. Noa aih heerz dat himz gonna getz new 4bber home, veri happitale bout dat!!!
Aih cood uze dis at mai howse
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1625009
mee too..dat wudbe a wunnerful waey tu orgunize mai kittehs! eksep ai wuld probly ordur one awlreddy filled. nebber enuf kittehs! (eksept wen u gotta du awl dat skoopin u start finkin maybee ders enuf nao)
Gud Pointy Endz !!!
Aih’ll jus go skoop sum poopz nex tyme aih start feelin da need fur moa furry bebehz
awwwwwww a plais fur ebbrykitteh an ebbrykitteh in himz plais
Common wealth?
If it wuz teh odder wae arownd, big kitteh wud sae, “Ai has a bed,” and teh littl kitteh wud sae, “Mmmph mmph mum mph” becuz teh big kitteh wud be skishin him!1!!
Noe, cos teh little wun haz been reeding on what tu du. Teh little wun wud say “roll ober, roll ober” adn they’d all roll ober and teh big wun wud fall out ob its bed.
oh, man. fanks fur teh earwurm, ai donut finkso.
Nice stripes!
i haz a *SPLORT*
zomgz! Deez kittehz is varee happi.
*sniflz* AI MISS MAI KITTEHZ!!!
I bin kleenin a lawt, tryin’ to get teh howz reddy…. it be offishulie on teh markkit tomoro, but derz stil so mush kleenin to do, an’ I fink mai vakoom kleenr iz borkd.
agin. 
teh sad.
Ur kittehs miss u tew.
{{{{{{elfinugget}}}}}}}}
Ai toht wii borked teh vakyuma win wii whir moovN, but a n00 belt & n00 spongy filters & it wuz fyne (well, wunce ai unscr00d teh bottom hoze & dumpd owt awt teh sand (and GRIT… Tehere it izzagin! nawt sekkond en mai kalamity showder, next in mai vakyuma!)
Teh belt wuz nawt onlee stritched owt t00 farto spin teh brushytihng, but teh wun end wuz brittle and reddi t00 brake. Mayhaps tihs iz awl yew need? Vakyuma Tunap?
Yew haz moar kittehz tahn KB?
Aih haz 3 kittehz en 4 goggiez
Awl uf them reskewed frum sumting
An 2 kidlets an U take care ov awl seben awl urself! Such awsumnez!
Owr 6 kittehz wuz awl reskewed in wun way or anudder.
Mai seben were awl reskewed 2, jus nawt at teh same tyme! I jus has 3 nao (teh udder 4 crossed teh brigd, awlsew nawt at teh same tyme tank CC) plus 2 dat come heer 4 fuds.
*imajines teh goggies frequently getting reskewed from teh kittehs*
ohai OOBARK! duz u hab moar happee toodae? Wuz dat a reel splort dat niedz da CCC or jus a minisplort dat jus needz a bandyayd wif aminals awn it?
No, ai haz a sad agen todai…botted sumfing atta drugstoar teh uther day; can’t fined it…oar teh receet.
It wuz a CCC splort, tho
*hugz teh owl*
I has don dat menny menny menny taimz.
*shaek hed*
U find it when u buyz noo wun.
Trooly EBIL fing iz: Zeus kitteh NOSE whereteh missing drugstar stuff iz…but *he NEBER tellz meh! Ai haz an *ebil*, *useless* kitteh!
‘where teh,’ eben
Um, nooo u nont has a useless kitteh. Kitteh iz, I’m shur, VAREE GUD at maekin’ shur teh kowch nawt goze up to teh ceilin. And him maek shur nun ov teh kreepy spydarz oar ants oar whutebbur buggeh kom into ur hows git too big or fat on katfuud…. him eet it awl himself.
I also shur dat Zeus is puttin’ stuff laik drugstor purchis an’ puttin’ it in a speshul plaess whar it nebbur be lawst agin. Dat jus hao halpful Zeus is.
Iz Zeus da kitteh in teh profile pics?
Him luks liek a lubberly kitteh companiun, nawt teh ebil ur nawt teh useless.
Aih betz him ken bi veri useful. Jus mebe nawt at teh fetchin, cuz dat bi goggie jowbs.
By teh wai, did ebberywon konw dat today (Julai 31) is Opheliacat’s burfday?
If yor out dere, Opheliacat, happiestest of birfdays to yoo. Ai hope yoov had a gud day with much funs and caek and luberly frens to gib you birfday hugs!!
{{{{{{opheliacat}}}}}}}
Happitayl Birfdae, Opheliacat!
Mai birfdae iz soon!
Taht beez him inna picshurz…spoiled ROTTEN BRAT KITTEH!
Ai fined out todai him awlso a littlol bit teh clumzy kitteh. Him liekz to taek naps awn mai dresser…iz berry KYOOT! Howeber, bak to ’stoopy, clumzy kitteh’ part… Ai went to taek a nap, an’ Zeus jumped frum mai nest to teh dresser…an’ didden kwite ’stick teh landing.’ No, him didn’t kwite hab uh grip awn teh dresser, aaaaaan…THUD! Kitteh fawl onna nestroom floar! LOL!
simloltaneously skeery an’ hilaritous! BERRY grayseful, Zeus-kitteh! 
Zeus nawt stoopie cuumzy kitteh! He dood it awn purrpuss 2 mak U laff, aifinkso.
oh…uv coarse…teh ‘ai MENTOS tew dew dat!’ defens!
Rite! Mai kittehs say dat awl teh tiem! An luk bery prowd ov demselves an digkneefied no matter how stoopie their akshuns lukked.
Zeus berry hansum kitteh!. Yew shood be happitayl yew hab a furry amnimal fren, nawt says bad stuffs bowt hims…he wiff yew, no?
Kitteh *raerly* awn teh sofa, eber sinz ai cleered a plaec foar him awn mai nestroom windoe sill. Him naps dere naow…oar awn teh few articlols uv mai fevverz awn teh nestroom floar.
Protektor kitteh? Well, him taeks bedder caer uv meh, aifinkso, butt…
Az foar hydin’ stuf, Zeus duz taht *alla tiem*!!! Ai NEEDZ taht stuff!!!
…sew, him nawt helpful a-tawl!
Noe noe noe. Himz halpful. Yewz jus nawt ree-uh-lizin it. Awl kittehz is teh halpful in wun wai oar teh udder. Himz keepz yer um… fevverz saef on teh nestroom floar. Himz keepz pie-ruts, marauderz, ratz, hunz, feers Mongoleeyun hoardz, menny-legged-fingz, an fingz dat goez bump in teh nite frum invaydin yer nestroom via teh windoe. At leest ai hopez him duz.
hunz? Sew, DAT’S whai ai haz noe firlgriend…ebil ZEUS KITTEH!
Hmph. Wen teh rite laydee showzup, aiz shoor Zeus will let yew noe. Himz protektin yer hart, tew!
no, no , no, nawt TAHT kinda “hunz”!
kinda hunz taht are DO NAWT WANT.
yew don’t see enny uv those hunz, oar pie-ruts, marauderz, ratz, feers Mongoleeyun hoardz, menny-legged-fingz, oar fingz dat goez bump in teh nite in yore nest, now doo yoo?
see, him’z doin hiz jobb!!
Yu meen deez guys?
http://www.paulgazis.com/Humor/Vikings.htm
LOL!!!!
*note 2 selph – - slip copee of tihs into OSHA handbuk atwerk an c hoo’s payin tenshun*
thaz funni jd!!! i lyk yur idea bout
teh hanbuhk Jenniffuurr!!
nont??? Ebe *ai* done knoe wut ai ment wif taht werd!
Ai getz teh CCC!
hier let me getz u braynz…
*sweepy sweepy (eew, datz nawt braynz!)*
*scoopy braynz bak in. koverz wif plastik rap an tapz in gud an tite*
Here’s a niez new CHRG w/doi. let me rap u up gud wif ducky taep kuz u iz splortin regulerliek.
Sit hier for a minnet wif dis floofy blankie. Wud u liek a hawt choklit or sumfin strawnger?
*plastic rap*…onna *BRAIN*???????
so we can see what yor thinking
*BUG-EYE SMILEY* Wut ai finking…yoo DO NAWT WANT tew go tehere!!!
Haow aye maek teh google-y eyez smiley, ennyhoo?
yew mean
iz onleeeee a thyroid prololm……. jus kiddin
put teh werd SHOCK in teh middlol ob teh dubble dots……… dots, did ai sai dots??? ………………. ai lubs dots ……………… yep lub dem dots …………..
hai, jamamakitty.
ps….teh shocky face can also be made by typing and 8 and
then a – and then a O
how’s teh dawnkeeeeeeeeee dis ebenin?? ai onlee got as far as Redding….. ai reeelized dat tew dribe tew Grants pass wud be pushin mai luk…….. mai dribing stamina……. ai duzznt has it muchlee innymoar
mee needur
oooh……….dots………..
Hi, Dan.
howdy, howaryadooin
juss duckee.
how boutchoo, tallmandan?
Ohai(L) grate storee tellr! Hai Kafleen! Teh comintz ob JD juss meltid mai hart! Hao lubly adn warm tew welcum Happi Cat! Hims sowns kwite teh kach (U 2 JD
hello all
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it’s not that I’m all that great a story-teller, just the damnedest things tend to happen around, or to me. Seems a shame not to share, thus teaching others by example, what not to do.
Nao aifinkso yur exrp…expre…esper…stuffs taht happins tew yoo R unyooz U L butts yew mayks sew mush teh fun tew lissen tew! We lyks yer styl, Dan!
Hi fikshunkitteh! <3
ooo, i luv storeez…i mist it..
wher it B?
*goes on storee hunt*
so okay…ai nawt the swifest mergenci brayn tech in the plaez! itz keepin ur brayns in plaec iznt it? Mabyee u kan get a appoyntment wif DrTinyCat tu fix u rite. Sry
ohai VM, ai finkso yew did wundermuss job wif teh ccc………. hoooo noes wut shaip oobark wud be in iffn yew dint come tew teh resque wif yer mcGiver inbentibness!!!! yew jus GOTS to use wut yew hab on hand!!!
ai gibs yew 10.5
HA! Ai gibz VM *ELEBENTY*!!!!
fankyoo..ai haz a glad dat ur braynz r wurkin an u kan kount tu elebenty. an remmemberz- dat plastik rap wil keepz ur braynz fresh fur a lawng tiem. (but sumhao ai finkz u cud awlreddy be fresh awn ur own!
*nawty VM*!
::::::::::polishez and adjusts himz halo:::::::::
kareful wif polishen dat halo…LCB will wan it.
LCB…nah
Ah finks its bin polishded sew mush iz gettin a bitz on the thinsyde. maybez yoo nots getz itso dirty, oobark? Aifinkso, yoo b neeeedyng a noo 1.
it were preddy good mash medicine pertecs brains makes em watter proof
{{{jamamakitty}}} {{{amandakat}}} Fanksyoo, ai tryed tu help an felt liek a stoopy but u unnerstanz dat ai wuz tryin tu be da gud sammarma…sarmarra..purrson waukin by an skoopin up OOBARKs splorty braynz. ai needz to studie tu be a EMT.
ai cormfess dat ai duzznt run teh ccc berry muchleeee…….. sumtimes ai jus cutz n pastes wut sumwun else rote……..oops…….wun time ai left teh odder peeps name innit…(fink it wuz fer cheeznip) yew did jus fine……..nuffin tew feel teh stoopy bout!!
Yoo NAWT A STOOPEE!
reepeet after mee…
Yoo NAWT A STOOPEE!
Ai NAWT A STOOPEE!
Zeus NAWT A STOOPEE!
we’z awl teh geen… jean… smart.
Yew kin akshullee yooz teh plastik rap wif chest injureez, tew. Halps if viktim haz punkchurd lung along wif open chest injuree. Mai EMT traynin – let meh sho u it (wut ai rememburrz, ennywaiz).
gud finkin, AC
scuse meow!!!
ai meeeenz “AK” sry
noooooooooo…yu be teh OSSUM!
heer ai comes wif da CCC
*sweepy-sweepy-sweepy da brainz*
*tuck-tuck-pat-pat into OOBARKs hed*
*slips on a 50s baving cap wiff pink fwowwers on it*
*ducky tape roun and roun to keep cap on*
* tucks in OOBARK wif hand-crocheteded bwankie dats impreb…imperb…resistant to pointy-ends*
*hands OOBARK a tall mug of hot choklit wiff mint flavered whippy creem*
all bettur now?
HAWT CHOKLIT!
ai wud prefurr choklit milk foar summer.
Ai jus drank uh kwaart uv choklit milk, akshully.
*wandurrs intew teh room, pretendin to noe hao to wissul*
…
*GASP* O. O Mai. Yew haz bin down heer splorted an awflee lawng tiem, oobark! Itz bin … *lukz at watch dat LCB hazzint tookded* abowt an howranahaff.
*runz to find teh CCC*
*gasp pant gasp*
WEEE-AAAAH WEEE-AAAAH WEEE-AAAAH (siren uv teh CCC)
*jentlee spraiz sum waddur to rehaidrayt teh braynez dat haz dried on teh floor*
*skoopa skoopa skoopa* teh braynez intew contaynur
*poura poura poura* teh braynez bak intew oobark’s krayniyul kabitee
*tukka tukka tukka* in teh skull peeses sew dey awl fitz jusrite
*appliez manlee-lukkin 50s stile bavving cap wif teh raeckarz onnit*
*kuvurrs teh bavving cap wif teh CHRG (awlsew wif teh raeckarz)*
*taypa taypa taypa* taepz teh CHRG on wif teh dukee taype
*kuvurrs oobark wif teh sawftee blankee (mint green kulur), handz him cuppatee (nawt tew hawt, nawt tew cold) & choklit oktopus wif caramel fillin.*
Yew jus sit an relaks der, oobark. Yew needz tew be gettin yer strenf bak aftur bein leftaloan sew lawng.
dried brayne partz awn teh floor??? *eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww*!!! Yoo can keep taht as uh soobenear; ai nawt knead it.
Ai lai bak, sip hawt choklit oktopus, an’ relaks foar naow…mite eben sleep sum.
fang kew, nightshayde
Itz ok — deyz awl rehaidraytud an gudaznoo. Ai iz a traynd purrfesshunul.
Yew no want soo-benier wol brain bits?
Uh…. aiz tryin tew kut down. Mai hows iz filled wif 6 kittehz & a liddul gurl & mai huzbin & mai Momkat & lawtz uv scrapbookin stuff & Diznee stuff & kitchen stuff & uthur stuff… teh las fing ai needz iz soobeneer brayne bitz.
…
Fankz fur offerin tho!
U haz lolrus’s bloo bukkit?
We hadda big bloo bukkit, but it … er … kikked teh bukkit as it were.
teh lolrus comes, for you
ai jus hadda giglol, wut iffn ai cums upon teh car accidentalllll…………. duz ai gets out an sez “sumwun gets teh ccc” an putz teh baving cap onna hed injurie? oh mai, ai finkso tey wud take bak mai nawt second aid card!!! oh noes!!!
nightshayde, yoo nawt can haz wissul?
Blankit haz sech pritee paturnz! Iz surtenlee nawt lowd, like dat uddur blankit…
Itz lowd wennit haz nawt bin fed.
LOLZ, nightshayde!
Troo. Kanz b lowd in teh volyume sens, but iz nawt lowd in teh ovutbizee paturn uv mismachd kulurz sens.
awlmost haz rattlolsnaek pattern, aifinkso
cat stakkin
Hoo needs a spleen, n e how? Nawt da orinj one.
du nawt stak moar dan free deep. dis sied up.
keep awai frum heet, cold, radiadishun, and speshly WATTERS!!!!1
Do nawt foald, spindl, prod, poak, pestur, or badjur.
(Badjur badjur badjur badjur. Snayk.)
Convenient double-cat storage system
Makes campin a breez
Also minimizes heat loss. Very high R value.
By teh wai, did ebberywon konw dat today (Julai 31) is Opheliacat’s burfday?
If yor out dere, Opheliacat, happiestest of birfdays to yoo. Ai hope yoov had a gud day with much funs and caek and luberly frens to gib you birfday hugs!!
{{{{{{opheliacat}}}}}}}
Happy Birfdai, Opheliacat!!!
Hope u hab a wunnerful dai, and a grate year!!!
{{{{{opheliacat}}}}}
mai birfdae iz kumin soon.
ohai cheeznip!!! we can haz birfdai greetins fer yew n barack obama onna saim dai!! woo hoo (onlee ai fink himz a liddel older!)
lol, just a liddlol! akshooly, if yoos iz sillybrayting mai birfday, kan it beez awn Toosdae? Mundae is sillybrayt wif fambly dae.
otay, ai willz birfdai partay wif yew!!! if iz crazeee dai atwerk ai pologize in adbans cus ai nebber noes…..
Sweet sixteeeeeeen?? aifinkso!!
Yayz! Yew bememburedz!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*fallz ober frum feelin old*
…
Aiz turnin 40 dis yeer. Yiekz! Uv coars, itz beddur dan NAWT turnin 40…
ai iz teh bebbeh cheezfrend! lol!
Ai gonna be 40 nekst Apurrul!EEK!!!
ooooh, me tews!! Apurrl NAWT-FURST! whenzyorez?
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(oar, ai preefers too call it teh nawt-sekkund annviersary uv mai 39th bday…)
HAPPY BIRFDAI Opheliacat!!
i hopez u haz many ober birffdayz and keep on enjoying wiff us peepz
bottum kitteh is thinkin
“I needs a bigger blankie”
how do u get pictures on this website
Pictures like avatars, or posting pictures on an account? If it’s an avatar you want, you need to set up a wordpress account & load the avatar there. You log into your wordpress account, then come to ICHC, and *theoretically* your avatar will show up on your posts here. If you don’t log into wordpress before coming here, you’ll keep that pretty purple kwiltee square you have already (I’m envious of that color, by the way).
Welcome to ICHC!
ai gots to go to bed nao. iz 10 oclock and mai kurfew. ifn ai dont gets into bed by 10:15, Leo and Schatzie take da bestest places (and dey are big kittehs).
Night-night!!
*Leosmom, Shatzie, and Leo awl race down teh hallway to teh bedroom*
o hai leosmom and Romeow! *yawn*
just woke up….
how r u going??
Adn thuz wuz peese foarmeded in teh howsehold! lol!
laolz
Dis remyndz me uv wen mai munchkin Daisy sleeps wif mai big ornj kitteh Danny! Dey’s eben teh saym culers and relativ syzez!
Jus 2 cute 4 skool!
AWW!
*SPLORT*
OH NOEZ!
we need to call da CCC!!
*weeeehoooo weeeeehoooooo!*
here it iz naow
*scoopity scoopity da braynz*
*cleanz dem up*
*scoopz dem back in da head*
*ducky tape ducky tape*
i fink u’ll feel bettur naow, oops, i almost forgot!
herez ur CHRG!
*handz Kitteh_Kat_Celia a CHRG*
*givez Kitteh_Kat_Celia a bery cozy blanky and a whole lot uf hot choklitt wiff marshmallowz*
u’ll need sum rest cauz it waz a nasty SPLORT!
Two kitteh tower of Hanoi iz triv…terv…trilobite…easy
Nawt eben needz complex recursion! 1) move littel tabbeh to secund spot. 2) move big ornj kitteh to therd spot. 3) move littel tabbeh to therd spot on tawp uv ornj tabbeh. Dun!
Iz hardur iffen yew need a libe trilobite fore teh top.
naw, ya doan wanna inbite a trilobite to the partay, they’re all so formal and…..(wait for it)………(waaiiiite fooorrr iiiittt)…stiff.
Doze kittehs look SO comfee cozee!!!
[/lolspeak] I don’t do it well anyway, so turning it off is just as well.
I just want to say of all the message boards that I frequent, this is absolutely the nicest bunch of people I have ever seen anywhere on the intertubes. I know it’s because you’re all cat/animal lovers. You can always trust a person who has a warm place in their heart for animals, especially the kind we like to keep in our households, the ones who become part of our families. I should give up all my other boards (even the one I run!) and just hang out here. It’s always so funny and heartwarming at the same time.
Ohai Eve! Ai has a happitayl yew R heer as well! U halp mayk ichc teh ossim playc it is! Hoap yew bisit offen!
wow! ai knoews aifinkso it bee very nyse heer, but to heer it frum a proff… proph… purrsun whut knoews stuff, well. taht bee teh ossim an full ov win! yay foar eve! yay foar awl cheezpeeps!
yay foar teh bigburgerz! yay foar awl teh kittehs!
See what I mean? Both fikshunkitteh and tessm have such nice replies! I could learn a lot from the people here about how to be nicer.
Ai biileave Ai have red yore posts on P.K. — and you haev nawt onlee a flexible sense of humor, but teh ‘bilitea tew getalawng whale wif peeps hu sii teh whirld (an polyticks) frum otter POVs.
Yew are pretty nyce yrslf!
Dis iz me wif noo avatar (and nayme!). Iz nawt me on P.K. Ai nawt noe wut dat iz.
Ohai Eve!!1!
we iz bery happity becauze uf ur company!
u iz bery nice indeed and fank u fur…. hmmmm….u know…. talking gud stuff bout us!!
hopez u enjoyz ur tiem here!
Dat r bootimuss, Eve.
I doan noe if it bee bowt teh animmuls, doe. *not shur*
I finkso mebbeh sumfin biggur and moar speshul.
Fankoo fur kind wurds.
Ai ahgreez, most awl peeps teh nyce…ittsa catchee (inna gud wai)♥♥♥♥
ooh, yesh, fikshunkitteh…!! {{{fikshunkitteh}}}}
it R catchee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runz up and jumps on Dawnkee*
Itz truu!! u r catchee!!!! U catchted mii!!
U. r. silleh.
*dawnkee gazes at cweenmy affekshunutlee*
*skritches dawnkee eerz.*
I trust u had a gud lunch.
‘nite awl, has happitayl dreems adn gud sleeps!
‘nite fikshunkitty! Tink i’ll wach me sum Letterman and Ferguson naow.
gudnite fikshunkitteh!!
haz bery sweet dreamz! and P.S dont let da lolrus bite!
Testing… testing… Ai want toooew see mai noo avatar! Wut is up wit dis wordpress stuff?
stack cats.
Its a palindrom
Hai awl cheezfrens (eben tho it’s a late in U S ob A). I’z jus gonna go an luk at a kitteh named Mimi for a foreber fren… Nawt forgettin owr Gizmo Jengiz of cawrse butt hoapin t0 gib new foreber home t0 TTI kitteh… Sowwy tat we iz nawt in U S of A for teh Happy Cat ~ but gud luk Happy Cat an jd an frenz!
poohbear, that wuld be wunnerful! Let us noes hao it goes! Uvkorse yoo wuld nawt be forgettin a well-luvved kitteh. Yor hart haz room fur at leest wun moar.
I noes it! {{poohbear}}
Heers hoeping taht awl teh needy kittehs geyt a blankee adn a bed inna foarebber hoem liek teh wun inna pikshure!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
awwwwww soooo cute!!!!
^.^ ^.^ funny stuff dude…………….funny stuff…………………………….very funny stuff@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#######!!!!!!!!!$$$$$%%%^%^&*(*&^%^&*%^&^%^&^%^&&%^&&*)()(^$%^({:>”{?>}”>_+”^¨