Comments on: Dood, can I borrow ur gel?

By: guitarfreak

guitarfreak — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:56:42 +0000

YEAH!!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:50:34 +0000

Kitteh duz nawt haz lazee eye “amblyopeah”,
butt iynsted haz lazee eer “amblyeereah”;

Iyn tihs sad kundishun teh kitteh’s eer floppez daown jes liek a goggie’s;
Soe teh uhnfoartunite kitteh hasta waulk aroun luukeiyng liek a floppee-eareded puppeh, oanley haff-waiy; teh poar kitteh duz nawt knoe wevver tuu sez
“woof” oar “mmmmrrrrrooooaaawwwrrrr”; soe moastlee sez “pleh!”

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:13:32 +0000

I soooo is gonna luk weerd for the danse!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:31:08 +0000

Sille Owl, u duzn’t haz tu urn deh martooneez.
Dey b yurz fer the asking.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:15:34 +0000

While you’re pouring that many, pour me one too

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:13:50 +0000

The cake is a lie

By: altosinger

altosinger — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:13:49 +0000

Yeah, i remember that–it was in a Reader’s Digest years ago! Their “speculation about how some of the old things were used was hysterical!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:06:40 +0000

*porez mocha martoonie fur oobark*
Mmmm… Dat smellz delishus. *porez wun fur herself tew*
*clinkee glassus*
Cheeze!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:05:13 +0000

Heh. Ai noe-d dat.
…
Ai wuz…. jus maykin shoor u wuz payin attenshun. Yeah. Datz teh tikkit.
…
Der der, owl. It will awl be beddur soon.

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:58:19 +0000

Gitar Hewo tyme!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:56:05 +0000

noe; ai pour me, pour me, pour me anuvver

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:56:04 +0000

noe; ai pour me, pour me, pour me anuvver

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:53:43 +0000

oops…sea? My stoopy, let me show you it.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:51:20 +0000

no zeeeeeee

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:50:49 +0000

iz summertime!! an teh libin iz eeeeeee

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:50:45 +0000

Mai nawt sekkund karakter wuz Mithra (Meowyn), but wuz on huzbin’s account. Got hur to 25THF & 25RDM… then started awlover agin wif mai own account & female Hume naymed Shayde. Wun uv mai LS frendz awlwaiz sez “Deadly NightShayde” wen sayin gudnite to meh — so *poof* — ai iz nao nightshayde heer.
M21K — teh Wii iz abowt teh only system we duzzint haz (doan haz PS3 eevur). Wun uv deez daiz!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:50:08 +0000

Mai mudder eben useded teh werd happytail todai! Herz goggie wuz waggling himz tayle, an’ she sed: ‘Oh, dere’z a happytail…awlwaze guud two seez uh happytail!’ Inter-generational WIN! Ai awlmoast felleded ober in shawk!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:47:56 +0000

Uhh??…. Tool Time??

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:42:24 +0000

I finkz it b tym 4 me 2 goez hoam…
**lukz at rist**
Sunuvagun.
Hay, cweenmj! Wat tym izzit?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:40:48 +0000

Toot-N-Comeon? a NB-type ‘no-tell motel’ ?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:40:31 +0000

Um, yeah. Whut u said.

*hides Aahz’ watch behind back*

By: officecat

officecat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:39:52 +0000

Ha! Purfect!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:39:10 +0000

Fanky m21k! **hydz GPs from LCB ware herz caynt fyndem**
Noe neadz 4 U 2 tip me, LCB — I gotted uh “Thx” frum U n U dint yoink enny uv mai stufz, sew I finksew I kaymded owt ahed…

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:38:28 +0000

nao dat ai haz feengrs agin, ai canz play GH:A onda Wii. itz nawt FFX, but ef dere’s ne cheez frenz heer dat haz a Wii, emaow mai profyle an ai’ll gib yew my mii #.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:37:53 +0000

*wundering wut tyme it b.*
*Lukz at arm.*
Sunuvagun.
*wandersz off.*

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:36:10 +0000

y’knoe, lcb, ai ushully skratch an itch ’til it burnz…LUB dat burning/stinging!!…keep skratching…’til dat clear blud serum leequid starz…tehn, ai stawp skratching.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:36:08 +0000

Oooh! Howzabout we calls it “Creepy Caturday”?

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:34:41 +0000

o datz rite! ai pawmissed 5k gps, dint ai? heer yew go, Aahz!

*handz ober lotz ob shiney gold peeces*

By: officecat

officecat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:33:39 +0000

I smell a new fambly moovie!

“Wun kitteh uf a lyfe ub cryme an wun kitteh with teh luv uf Chyneez fuud. Dey’re libes are swiched foreber. Unless dey can sawlve ‘Teh Kitteh Trawp!’ ” ™

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:33:26 +0000

Thx for bringing us back to life, Aahz.

Er, I doesn’t know whut teh proper amount is to tip u, so I won’t.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:31:49 +0000

Whale, datz gud! Den mai werkz heer b finishted… I happytaylz dat evvyboddee b bak ware dey blawngz!
…
CU L8R evvywun!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:30:45 +0000

Ai can haz mocha martoonie? Ai dint urn it butt thot ai’d assk ennywhey.

plskthxbai

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:29:27 +0000

*noms teh Chyneez fud wif a happi*
ai dun tink yew mispr…myspron…sed nefing rong, Aahz. itz jest tayked sum tyme fur us tew get bak tew hourselbes.

By: officecat

officecat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:29:11 +0000

See, I toldz you we shud have left dem awf teh boat!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:28:28 +0000

:::::::::::hans Esther himz lie-sense::::::::::::::

By: officecat

officecat — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:27:59 +0000

*hugglez*
I haz a cheezfriend an a FFXI frend awl in wun? Dis too gud tew be tru!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:27:48 +0000

O hai oobark. Whut u can does is go to ur local drugstore, march rite up to teh pharmacy counter and in ur loudest, proudest, politest voice, axe them whut aisle teh garden implements is in. Then go there and pick urself out a nice rake to itch ur scratch wif.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:25:55 +0000

…an’ ear, two, knot war!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:24:55 +0000

**wunderz 2 sef**
Sef, didz I mispronunsikayt enny uv da werdz? Seamz liek LCB b liekin da Chyneez fudz, wyl m21K b liekin da sparklee fingz… Hoap I nawt gits dem miksded up…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:24:20 +0000

*steels cweenmj’s watches, leaves teh wunders*

By: mom21kitteh

mom21kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:22:59 +0000

ai haz been reborned! hay, duz newun haf sumting sparkly ai can haz?

*iz tew polite to burgle*

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:21:41 +0000

OT: Ai haz a skeeter byte beehind mai left knee, aifinksew…dribing mi crazy-er dan ai awreddy yam!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:20:27 +0000

*watches and wunders*

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:20:06 +0000

Ohai LCB!! Wellkumz bak! I sew happytaylz 2 c U!
**taykz awai wyr kutterz**
U prolly shoodnt yooz deze ennymoar…
…
N haow U dewin dere, m21k? Gud 2 c U, 2!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:18:03 +0000

no fence, nightshade, butt ai bee a burd, a nowl

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:17:51 +0000

*shimmer*

Whoops, I dropped my wire cutters. Hay, does I smell Chinese fud?

And why is I covered in goo?

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:16:46 +0000

ssnaek tesst?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:16:40 +0000

pikshur? berry gud lukking? Mussed bee a faek eye dee…snot mi.

By: vgersmom

vgersmom — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:15:04 +0000

duz u pour martooniez?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:14:26 +0000

heh…ai willgetlukkee sumtiem…plz knot to bee gettin’ mi star-ted awn *dat*!