Dood, can I borrow ur gel?
Dood, can I borrow ur gel? It’s, like, urgent
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I iz havvin a bad ear day
GMTA tidmum!
An we haz a tye, Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Eevnin annipuss
We can has a hawt chokklit an cookies? Iz neerly tyme fer mah comf baskitt.
I has had a bizzy day ferryin kidlets to clubs an frenz, an kitteh to teh V-E-T.
I has a tired ifinkso.
Ai had mai bedtiem Optionsan a bikkie. Ai haz been waytin in fur mai new mikrowaybe 2 be delibered sins mundai an Ai iz gettin stir crazee!
Hoep u haz a gud nite.
ai haz a bad eer dai
Hims all crookit on dat side. Hims got dat funky toof, too.
i tinks deh eer falld daown an mayde deh toof
Hims personul grabbity feeld mus be stronger on teh lef side.
one o mai kittehs had a long toof liek dat…we nicknaemed him ToothUncommon.
*Joek Grenayd*
Ai red dat a kuppul minnitz ago, but it jus sinkded in. 
…
dats cuz u iz berry smart!
*hint fur doze whu don get it - the kitteh didn walk liek a ejipshun*
Ai mus to be givvin mai huzbin credit fur dat term.
Ur hubsand probly
steeledborryed it from Geechy Guy (srsly!)http://www.mahalo.com/Geechy_Guy
Oar goddit frum sumwun dat goddid it from Geechy Guy. Hmmm… Dunno. Itz a gud term tho!
I diddent knoes that Geechy Guy was teh contagious!
FTW vgersmom! Ise memided of a parody about some far future archy-ologists digging up a ancient site in Florida and speculating about they found there. As you read frew it it bacamed clear dat it was once a motel and the name was ‘Toot-N-Comeon’. It wus the hilarioust!
Toot-N-Comeon? a NB-type ‘no-tell motel’ ?
Yeah, i remember that–it was in a Reader’s Digest years ago! Their “speculation about how some of the old things were used was hysterical!
A tye iz nawt unkomun, butt a tye wif teh SAME COMMENTZEZ — taht is speshul!
For danzes, mabye the Mirrur Dantz (read Lois Bujold’s buk Mirror Dance — vairry gud!) Iz dun bye wun partner waching odder vairy cairfully and duing teh same steps all thru teh dantz. Simpul or cawmplisticated depends on the partner whu is leading.
Ohai, {{{{abby}}}}}, ai haznt sede yu heer inawile. haow yu iz? haowz doze resku babiez?
Resq bebbehs all adopptedded. Las wun tihs pas weekend. Sum moar pikshur in Abbycats rescue kittehs album on Cheezfrenz - teh las four in teh album.
I can has howse bak??
Xcep still has mama. She has allergy teh las month - awl cover wiv pink spots where shez likin an bitin. Cant have steroids cawse shez getting over bein spaid. Wun moar trip to vet soon.
Kitteh signals and waits fer the lite to tern green afore making his rite turn.
Dere’s sumfin abowt mary cat haz a hayr problem.
GMTA
Errrr … I hoapz kitteh nawt yooz saym hayr jel az Mary… :pleh:
Of coarse not. It’s prolly long since dried up by now.
*shudder*
:pleh: :pleh:
There’s something about Mary’s Kitteh
ai can haz bad hayr day.
I is havening a bad hair LIFE.
duz gostez haz hair??
Neerlee Hedless Nik haz hair, duzzint he?
shur gohstes haz hayr, but wii haz to yewz Spirit Likqid Mousse.
O, ur rite.
I is havening a bad hair DEATH.
whuteber happnd to teh 75 WHM wii wuz pawmissed?
75 whoms?
awn teh udder fred, wen ai aksd fur a cleric, dey sugje…sugge…dey sed mebbee a 75 wite mage wud b bedder.
Teh 75WHM R3′d LCB on teh preevius lol.
Duz yew play teh FFXI, m21k?
ai r a gamer, but haz nawt playd FFX, akshewlly. ai lyke muds bedder, but lots of mudders play FFX, sew ai hadz to git up awn de lingo.
Aaaah. Dat maeks teh sense.
I doez! what server iz u on?
*perksup*
Ai iz on Ifrit. Yoo?
75WHM, 75BRD, 57BLM, 45WAR, 40NIN, 21MNK… awlmoast ebbreefing else in teh teenz.
Fairy.
75 RNG, 61 WAR, 52 NIN. Everyting else nebber escayped teh doons.
Mithra ub coarse. ^^!
Nuuooooo! Nawt teh doons!!!!!
*hugglez*
I haz a cheezfriend an a FFXI frend awl in wun? Dis too gud tew be tru!
nao dat ai haz feengrs agin, ai canz play GH:A onda Wii. itz nawt FFX, but ef dere’s ne cheez frenz heer dat haz a Wii, emaow mai profyle an ai’ll gib yew my mii #.
Mai nawt sekkund karakter wuz Mithra (Meowyn), but wuz on huzbin’s account. Got hur to 25THF & 25RDM… then started awlover agin wif mai own account & female Hume naymed Shayde. Wun uv mai LS frendz awlwaiz sez “Deadly NightShayde” wen sayin gudnite to meh — so *poof* — ai iz nao nightshayde heer.
M21K — teh Wii iz abowt teh only system we duzzint haz (doan haz PS3 eevur). Wun uv deez daiz!
*rayzez paw*
Uh, kwestyun LCB RIP.
Now dat u beez a goastee, iz u still beeing skeered uv deh hi plaisez?
No. Now I is skeered of teh low places.
*nods*
yup, u mite b getting 2 klose 2 deh basement catz hideowt.
Now that u menshun it, it is kinda warm in here allada suddens.
what happened LCB why is Uz RIP?
who did dis 2 Uz?
It all happened in teh previous pic.
Basically, I was ghost by my own petard.
Hmmm … U noez, ICHC jess nawt da saym wifowt da litehartid kawmintz uv da livvin LCB. We neadz herz bak, I finksew…
…
**rummijiz uhrownd n attik**
Naow, ware did I putz dat “Skroal uv Rekawl”?
**pullz skroal owt uv trunk**
**givz p-nutz 2 elolofunt 4 tiklin himz trunk**
Heer it iz! Lessee ifn I kin reed da werdz…
Et expecto resurrecreation;
Et in unum Dominos and checkers;
Qui tollis peccata mundi morning.
.
Mea culpa kyrie elei-
Sonny Tufts et Allah in Pompeii;
Donna nobis pacem cum what mei;
Agnus and her sister Doris Dei;
Lord, have mercy on my solo.
.
Et in terra chicken pox romana;
Sic sic transit gloria mañana;
Sanctus estes Kefauviridiana
In flagrante delicto Svetlana;
Lord, have mercy on my solo.
.
Credo in, at most, unum deum;
Caveat nabisco mausoleum;
Coitus interruptus bonus meum;
Kimo sabe watchum what you sayum;
Lord, have mercy on my soul, so–low.
I will joinz U to does what it takes to getz LCB
bakz
**A strange mist begins swirling near the sites where LCB and m21k snipped the wrong wires on the bombs**
**It collects into two vague forms**
**One of them moves toward something shiny and sparkly**
**The other orders Chinese take-out**
**As the last of the words from the Scroll of Recall are read, the two forms solidify and become…**
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ummm…why ai nao haz urjez fer shiny Chyneez cawwy-owt?
*shimmer*
Whoops, I dropped my wire cutters. Hay, does I smell Chinese fud?
And why is I covered in goo?