Dood, can I borrow ur gel?
Dood, can I borrow ur gel? It’s, like, urgent
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I iz havvin a bad ear day
GMTA tidmum!
An we haz a tye, Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Eevnin annipuss
We can has a hawt chokklit an cookies? Iz neerly tyme fer mah comf baskitt.
I has had a bizzy day ferryin kidlets to clubs an frenz, an kitteh to teh V-E-T.
I has a tired ifinkso.
Ai had mai bedtiem Optionsan a bikkie. Ai haz been waytin in fur mai new mikrowaybe 2 be delibered sins mundai an Ai iz gettin stir crazee!
Hoep u haz a gud nite.
ai haz a bad eer dai
Hims all crookit on dat side. Hims got dat funky toof, too.
i tinks deh eer falld daown an mayde deh toof
Hims personul grabbity feeld mus be stronger on teh lef side.
one o mai kittehs had a long toof liek dat…we nicknaemed him ToothUncommon.
*Joek Grenayd*
Ai red dat a kuppul minnitz ago, but it jus sinkded in. 
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dats cuz u iz berry smart!
*hint fur doze whu don get it – the kitteh didn walk liek a ejipshun*
Ai mus to be givvin mai huzbin credit fur dat term.
Ur hubsand probly
steeledborryed it from Geechy Guy (srsly!)http://www.mahalo.com/Geechy_Guy
Oar goddit frum sumwun dat goddid it from Geechy Guy. Hmmm… Dunno. Itz a gud term tho!
I diddent knoes that Geechy Guy was teh contagious!
FTW vgersmom! Ise memided of a parody about some far future archy-ologists digging up a ancient site in Florida and speculating about they found there. As you read frew it it bacamed clear dat it was once a motel and the name was ‘Toot-N-Comeon’. It wus the hilarioust!
Toot-N-Comeon? a NB-type ‘no-tell motel’ ?
Yeah, i remember that–it was in a Reader’s Digest years ago! Their “speculation about how some of the old things were used was hysterical!
A tye iz nawt unkomun, butt a tye wif teh SAME COMMENTZEZ — taht is speshul!
For danzes, mabye the Mirrur Dantz (read Lois Bujold’s buk Mirror Dance — vairry gud!) Iz dun bye wun partner waching odder vairy cairfully and duing teh same steps all thru teh dantz. Simpul or cawmplisticated depends on the partner whu is leading.
Ohai, {{{{abby}}}}}, ai haznt sede yu heer inawile. haow yu iz? haowz doze resku babiez?
Resq bebbehs all adopptedded. Las wun tihs pas weekend. Sum moar pikshur in Abbycats rescue kittehs album on Cheezfrenz – teh las four in teh album.
I can has howse bak??
Xcep still has mama. She has allergy teh las month – awl cover wiv pink spots where shez likin an bitin. Cant have steroids cawse shez getting over bein spaid. Wun moar trip to vet soon.
Kitteh signals and waits fer the lite to tern green afore making his rite turn.
Dere’s sumfin abowt mary cat haz a hayr problem.
GMTA
Errrr … I hoapz kitteh nawt yooz saym hayr jel az Mary… :pleh:
Of coarse not. It’s prolly long since dried up by now.
*shudder*
:pleh: :pleh:
There’s something about Mary’s Kitteh
ai can haz bad hayr day.
I is havening a bad hair LIFE.
duz gostez haz hair??
Neerlee Hedless Nik haz hair, duzzint he?
shur gohstes haz hayr, but wii haz to yewz Spirit Likqid Mousse.
O, ur rite.
I is havening a bad hair DEATH.
whuteber happnd to teh 75 WHM wii wuz pawmissed?
75 whoms?
awn teh udder fred, wen ai aksd fur a cleric, dey sugje…sugge…dey sed mebbee a 75 wite mage wud b bedder.
Teh 75WHM R3′d LCB on teh preevius lol.
Duz yew play teh FFXI, m21k?
ai r a gamer, but haz nawt playd FFX, akshewlly. ai lyke muds bedder, but lots of mudders play FFX, sew ai hadz to git up awn de lingo.
Aaaah. Dat maeks teh sense.
I doez! what server iz u on?
*perksup*
Ai iz on Ifrit. Yoo?
75WHM, 75BRD, 57BLM, 45WAR, 40NIN, 21MNK… awlmoast ebbreefing else in teh teenz.
Fairy.
75 RNG, 61 WAR, 52 NIN. Everyting else nebber escayped teh doons.
Mithra ub coarse. ^^!
Nuuooooo! Nawt teh doons!!!!!
*hugglez*
I haz a cheezfriend an a FFXI frend awl in wun? Dis too gud tew be tru!
nao dat ai haz feengrs agin, ai canz play GH:A onda Wii. itz nawt FFX, but ef dere’s ne cheez frenz heer dat haz a Wii, emaow mai profyle an ai’ll gib yew my mii #.
Mai nawt sekkund karakter wuz Mithra (Meowyn), but wuz on huzbin’s account. Got hur to 25THF & 25RDM… then started awlover agin wif mai own account & female Hume naymed Shayde. Wun uv mai LS frendz awlwaiz sez “Deadly NightShayde” wen sayin gudnite to meh — so *poof* — ai iz nao nightshayde heer.
M21K — teh Wii iz abowt teh only system we duzzint haz (doan haz PS3 eevur). Wun uv deez daiz!
*rayzez paw*
Uh, kwestyun LCB RIP.
Now dat u beez a goastee, iz u still beeing skeered uv deh hi plaisez?
No. Now I is skeered of teh low places.
*nods*
yup, u mite b getting 2 klose 2 deh basement catz hideowt.
Now that u menshun it, it is kinda warm in here allada suddens.
what happened LCB why is Uz RIP?
who did dis 2 Uz?
It all happened in teh previous pic.
Basically, I was ghost by my own petard.
Hmmm … U noez, ICHC jess nawt da saym wifowt da litehartid kawmintz uv da livvin LCB. We neadz herz bak, I finksew…
…
**rummijiz uhrownd n attik**
Naow, ware did I putz dat “Skroal uv Rekawl”?
**pullz skroal owt uv trunk**
**givz p-nutz 2 elolofunt 4 tiklin himz trunk**
Heer it iz! Lessee ifn I kin reed da werdz…
Et expecto resurrecreation;
Et in unum Dominos and checkers;
Qui tollis peccata mundi morning.
.
Mea culpa kyrie elei-
Sonny Tufts et Allah in Pompeii;
Donna nobis pacem cum what mei;
Agnus and her sister Doris Dei;
Lord, have mercy on my solo.
.
Et in terra chicken pox romana;
Sic sic transit gloria mañana;
Sanctus estes Kefauviridiana
In flagrante delicto Svetlana;
Lord, have mercy on my solo.
.
Credo in, at most, unum deum;
Caveat nabisco mausoleum;
Coitus interruptus bonus meum;
Kimo sabe watchum what you sayum;
Lord, have mercy on my soul, so–low.
I will joinz U to does what it takes to getz LCB
bakz
**A strange mist begins swirling near the sites where LCB and m21k snipped the wrong wires on the bombs**
**It collects into two vague forms**
**One of them moves toward something shiny and sparkly**
**The other orders Chinese take-out**
**As the last of the words from the Scroll of Recall are read, the two forms solidify and become…**
…
…
…
ummm…why ai nao haz urjez fer shiny Chyneez cawwy-owt?
*shimmer*
Whoops, I dropped my wire cutters. Hay, does I smell Chinese fud?
And why is I covered in goo?
Ohai LCB!! Wellkumz bak! I sew happytaylz 2 c U!
**taykz awai wyr kutterz**
U prolly shoodnt yooz deze ennymoar…
…
N haow U dewin dere, m21k? Gud 2 c U, 2!!
*watches and wunders*
ai haz been reborned! hay, duz newun haf sumting sparkly ai can haz?
*iz tew polite to burgle*
*steels cweenmj’s watches, leaves teh wunders*
**wunderz 2 sef**
Sef, didz I mispronunsikayt enny uv da werdz? Seamz liek LCB b liekin da Chyneez fudz, wyl m21K b liekin da sparklee fingz… Hoap I nawt gits dem miksded up…
*noms teh Chyneez fud wif a happi*
ai dun tink yew mispr…myspron…sed nefing rong, Aahz. itz jest tayked sum tyme fur us tew get bak tew hourselbes.
Whale, datz gud! Den mai werkz heer b finishted… I happytaylz dat evvyboddee b bak ware dey blawngz!
…
CU L8R evvywun!
Thx for bringing us back to life, Aahz.
Er, I doesn’t know whut teh proper amount is to tip u, so I won’t.
I smell a new fambly moovie!
“Wun kitteh uf a lyfe ub cryme an wun kitteh with teh luv uf Chyneez fuud. Dey’re libes are swiched foreber. Unless dey can sawlve ‘Teh Kitteh Trawp!’ ” ™
o datz rite! ai pawmissed 5k gps, dint ai? heer yew go, Aahz!
*handz ober lotz ob shiney gold peeces*
Oooh! Howzabout we calls it “Creepy Caturday”?
*wundering wut tyme it b.*
*Lukz at arm.*
Sunuvagun.
*wandersz off.*
Fanky m21k! **hydz GPs from LCB ware herz caynt fyndem**
Noe neadz 4 U 2 tip me, LCB — I gotted uh “Thx” frum U n U dint yoink enny uv mai stufz, sew I finksew I kaymded owt ahed…
Ha! Purfect!
Um, yeah. Whut u said.
*hides Aahz’ watch behind back*
I finkz it b tym 4 me 2 goez hoam…
**lukz at rist**
Sunuvagun.
Hay, cweenmj! Wat tym izzit?
Uhh??…. Tool Time??
Mai mudder eben useded teh werd happytail todai! Herz goggie wuz waggling himz tayle, an’ she sed: ‘Oh, dere’z a happytail…awlwaze guud two seez uh happytail!’ Inter-generational WIN!
Ai awlmoast felleded ober in shawk!
iz summertime!! an teh libin iz eeeeeee
y
no zeeeeeee
Gitar Hewo tyme!
YEAH!!!!
*dragz over a ladder and propz it aginst deh wall.*
In case u gitz an urge 2 due sum kliyming….
tankf-fully, as ai seemz tew be hedding teh udder dyrekshun frum LCB. ai haz no skeer ov hai playces.
AW, wutz a matur, lil LCB? du yu nedez a sawftee sholdur ?
Oh, u is teh sweet, but I meaned that teh bad hairs, I has had them all my life.
Which ended earlier today, but so far there is no improvement, hairwise.
At leest U nawt can haz teh split enz noe moar…
…
Say, LCB — watcha wontz awn ur toomstoan? Mebbe dis:
“Life is a jest, and all things show it -
I thought so once and now I know it!”
How bout: O Hai, Thx 4 Visiting My Grave. U Needs To Trim Ur Nosehairs. Kthxboo!
O, heerz uh gud wun 4 U:
“Pass on, reader, and don’t waste your time,
On bad biography and bitter rhyme
For what I am this stone insures,
And what I was is no affair of yours.”
L C B
200-sumfin – 2008
“Oooh! Shiney”
*breengs flowerz foar LCB*
why life ended,she asks
Herz cutted da green wyr insted uv da bloo wyr, den da bom wint awf… Saym fing happinded 2 m21k …
saem hare, LCB; saem hare…an’ wen did yoo chaeng yore naem to LCB RIP?
oops…sea? My stoopy, let me show you it.
kitteh is receiving transmisshun from himz alien masterz
i luv this comment, best yet
My fur has fallen, and it can’t get up!
How fur did it fall?
It falled sew fur dat aye wur kumpleatleh balled.
I was going to say exactly the same thing as Tidmum and Annipuss, but I see they beat me to it. Congratulations!
They just nip in heer nd den orf tu bed dey goze.
Vinsint van Go-go kitteh has eer problem?
DAS IS FUNNI STUFFZ !
Will the witness please raise his right ear.
Kitth’s right war *iz* raized*.
Kitteh’s, eben…PLEH-PLEH-PLEH! Ai gibz up.
Raisin’ right ear… Ur doin’ it rite????”
Neber mined meh, rodney. Ai jus nawt happeh abaot nawt bee’ing nawt-secund.
jus keep tryin OOBARK..eben ai gawt a nawt secund oncet an ai nebber winz anithing!
You din’t get the convertible car for your nawt secund?
wen ai wuz a kidlet teh grosery stor had a kontest – ma mammakat wun an they held out a buncha envlops an tole her to pick one cuz each waz a prize – a fur kote, a trip, joolery dey sed. she tole me to pick for her – she wun a indore/outdore termometer. ai nawt berry lukki.
The cake is a lie
snot dat…snoe big deel. Ai has ashameded uv maishelf fore beein’ a pour spout.
duz u pour martooniez?
noe; ai pour me, pour me, pour me anuvver
noe; ai pour me, pour me, pour me anuvver
While you’re pouring that many, pour me one too
…an’ ear, two, knot war!
ear, two! Damn meh! PLEH-PLEH-PLEH! Ai gibs up.
Eben spelled Kitteh rong!
::::::::::::::::::::::turns in his ICHC membership card and posting license:::::::::::
Doant get diskur..discorij .. fed up, oobark. Spellin iz nawt importunt heer. An keep tryin fur nawt sekund u willgetlukkee sumtiem.
Ai haz a prolem wiv mai fummz dey izn’t strawn enuff fur teh spaysbar soe wurdzgetawljoyndup!
heh…ai willgetlukkee sumtiem…plz knot to bee gettin’ mi star-ted awn *dat*!
{{{{Owl}}}}}
Doan wurry, wii awl haz deh ty ping prollumz sum daze.
*Chekz pitcher on Owlz kard*
mmmm. berry gud lukking!!
*Handz Owl himz ICHC membership kard adn posting likenze bak.*
Rekkamember, dere iz no rong spellingz heer.
pikshur? berry gud lukking? Mussed bee a faek eye dee…snot mi.
*skritchez oobark jentlee behind teh eer*
Der der, kitteh. It will awl be beddur soon.
no fence, nightshade, butt ai bee a burd, a nowl
Heh. Ai noe-d dat.
…
Ai wuz…. jus maykin shoor u wuz payin attenshun. Yeah. Datz teh tikkit.
…
Der der, owl. It will awl be beddur soon.
Oh OOBARK Ise sawy youse habben a hard time! But if yur rilly gonna turn in the postin license, kin I use it? I fink mine wuz revoked or meybe I wus put on watch list er sumtin cause It naow taeks about 1/2 hour for my comment to post.
Ob corse you noes dat dere are no rong spellinks here.
:::::::::::hans Esther himz lie-sense::::::::::::::
PLEH! Mist nawt-sekund!
In othr newz, teh damm toof farry still haznt come apparntly…
♫♪
sry.
I want a gal, just like deh gal
Dat marreeed deer ole Dad.
♫♪
Wait, wut?
O, gel, not gal?
Nomsferatu had a little more trouble than expected with Van Helsing.
Buccaneer kitteh is now only worth half as much.
Fiddy Sentz?
Dur… no. Mai stoopy. Lemme sho u it.
…
*traiz agin*
Nao oanlee wun buk (wudda bin 2 bux at a bukaneer).
gud fing wii duznt needing 2 b gud at spellingz oar MAFFz heer.
Az lawng as teh bartendin skillz stayz gud, weez awl fien aifinkso.
…
I can haz choklit oar banilla martoonie?
*Mixee mixee, pour wun fer nightshayde, pour wun fer m’sef*
Buttumz up!
*clinkee glassus*
Cheeze!
Ai can haz mocha martoonie? Ai dint urn it butt thot ai’d assk ennywhey.
plskthxbai
*porez mocha martoonie fur oobark*
Mmmm… Dat smellz delishus. *porez wun fur herself tew*
*clinkee glassus*
Cheeze!
Sille Owl, u duzn’t haz tu urn deh martooneez.
Dey b yurz fer the asking.
I needz unudder earhawk.
ears 2 u kid. :p
Dis picture is reele Eary
Nawt az eary az it wud be wif 2 fullee funkshunul eerz.
He’s got that bed-head look.
Mebbe kitteh is part Scottish Fold kitteh? Ot haz tew much scotch?
Keanu Reeves Kitteh. Knot verii bryte. But Qte.
lulz
Kitteh needz eer see-Alice.
testin agin
I was told there would be no test today.
tesstiing
ssnaek tesst?
Oh Hai, amandakat. U haz sevrul typoz!!! On deh web address line u needz to putting:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-amandakat
paying partikkular attenshun 2 deh hyfunz.
OT: Ai haz a skeeter byte beehind mai left knee, aifinksew…dribing mi crazy-er dan ai awreddy yam!
O hai oobark. Whut u can does is go to ur local drugstore, march rite up to teh pharmacy counter and in ur loudest, proudest, politest voice, axe them whut aisle teh garden implements is in. Then go there and pick urself out a nice rake to itch ur scratch wif.
See, I toldz you we shud have left dem awf teh boat!
y’knoe, lcb, ai ushully skratch an itch ’til it burnz…LUB dat burning/stinging!!…keep skratching…’til dat clear blud serum leequid starz…tehn, ai stawp skratching.
I soooo is gonna luk weerd for the danse!
Kitteh duz nawt haz lazee eye “amblyopeah”,
butt iynsted haz lazee eer “amblyeereah”;
Iyn tihs sad kundishun teh kitteh’s eer floppez daown jes liek a goggie’s;
Soe teh uhnfoartunite kitteh hasta waulk aroun luukeiyng liek a floppee-eareded puppeh, oanley haff-waiy; teh poar kitteh duz nawt knoe wevver tuu sez
“woof” oar “mmmmrrrrrooooaaawwwrrrr”; soe moastlee sez “pleh!”