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I don’t care who started it… I’ll finish it!
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Iz feroshus lion RAWWR!
Congratshumalashuns Hahim u aer top an bottum uv teh macrame!
fank u Annipuss!
Is it a 4 or 5 tym TY nao? :O
Anneewaes iz tym 2 goe 2 TY-boo-teek nao
And mebbe koph-wee aftur an caeks?
ebben ai gotted da descripshun of annipuss in mai head how u can has a nawt sekkund… and ifn ai unnerstood maneh otters can has unnerstood to… as we see ebbery day nao.
annipuss be a gweat techur.
What did annipuss say? I must’ve missed it.
oh jus taht ifn u finds owt da tyms ob da lolz showing up, u noes wehn u mus be here 2 mayk a nawt seccund comint.
yesh. i follow dose wurdz and hab almost 4 or 5 nawt sekund commintz naow
Seems to be every three hours on the your (6:00 AM EST) is the morning time for me. You have to keep hitting refresh to get the content as soon as it is available. Others are doing the same as the server slows down. Multiple brwoser windows open may help some as well. Other than that the latency time to the server is a factor and how fast you can think of an LOL.
so u sai… it’s nawt enuff da sai furst? *displays shoked faic*
but… but… ai be blonde…
Ai must hab Weird Pretzel configuratated rong. Teh rong tiem shows up on mai posts…
Mai post tiem shows 6 haourz behind akshoeal tyme.
ai beats u… 12 hours… *phhhpphhhht*
but ai be in austria… here it’s ebening rite nao. 5:05 pm … jus got home frum work.
well
Oobark, muss be oawn eest coast, no? Clok is zaklee free owwers b hine mai reel tyme…ichc server bork
fikshunkitteh!
…oh…an’…yew aer korrect
Jesus christ it’s a lion! Get in the car!
Yes, may I help you?
Yes
No
Yes
Nebber maind.
*runs*
An dat’s fynull
Ai is nawt lolcat, but GROWLCAT!!!1!
or GROWLOLCAT
rolf
Sumwun’s growing lolcats dat luuk liek Mr. Lyin’ upfi dere inna pickshur???
:::::::::::recalls ‘Serenity’ muvee and *Miranda*!::::::::::::
‘I win’t get et!’
win’t = won’t…PLEH!
srsly? Ai thot yew wurr upfi, catLOL pillar uv teh ICHC cumoonitee.
mah pearly whitez, let meh show u dem
Ai finks leo habs a yell-oe teef.. Mebbe oetta c den-this.. Kam awn den-this, chek mai mauth..
hmmm… i fink da den-this would be a teensy bit afraid uf da lion…incase he nomes da head!
Mebbe b-kam omnomnom-this…
growLOLioncat needz to kwit smoaking, aifinkso
Woow! A 5-wae ty! Whut drink an dans yu wunt?
Hashim gets 2 shaerz uv teh drinkses!
o fankz fur remebering Annipuss…. wat iz da drinkies btw?
i meant for da drinkies, sowwy
U can haz ennyfing u liek – teh ty booteek haz ebbry sort uv drinkies ann fuds az well az awl sorts uv uvver fings liek tyez, skarfs an joolree.
yum… i fink i’ll buy a cheezburger or two!
U don’t has 2 buy, it’s awl free in cheezland! Iz hot here in Jermanee sow ai wuld laik 2 nom an ice scream wif whippee cream awn tawp and a cool drink. Mabbeh Coke cos ai still has 2 wurk.
Eggshullint sch. tsch.. pik, mai gud sir. Wud u lyk sum drinksies wif cheezbrgr?
i’d liek a COKE pweaze!!
kthx for asking WiljamiDzay!!
Never interrupt Dad while NFL Football is on.
“… and don’t feed the people.”
“TIMEOUT!!”
“Which one of you nommed my dinner?!? Answer me, NOW!!”
testin
lost bloo name?
hao you gets da bloo name ennyways? Ai confuzufied tooo. Anna abba-tarz too. Ai setz up da profyle but don gets no bloo name. Kthx!
Ohai, I got mah bloo naym when I started listing a URL with mah postings. When yoo klik on mah bloo naym, it goes to that Web site whose URL i typed in. Mebbe that will wurk fur yoo . . . Gud luk!
Iffn u can fined Lolcatburglar’s profile (by clicking on her bloo naem) she haz a tootoriul dat will halp u get a bloo naem.
O hai, I heard my name (eventually).
Here’s teh link to my profile:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-lolcatburglar/
menny menny fanks ebbrybuddy! Will go trai nao!
kthxbai!
Wehl, drtinycat iz parrently fixin teh intertubes. Trai l8r.
Wahl, found teh catburgers profiyle, fanks, but still too confuzified to figger out bloo nayme or abbatar. Trai l8r aggen, mus go feed teh tiny tygrrs nao.
pleh.
am confusaled -but must go to wurk will continue dis l8er
Ah, brings back memories.
Naice abatar, Jem! Ai’m shoore u awlso haz intellidjence inside.
An what big teefs yu haz, grampa…
ya, i haz dem to nom fud wiff… itz useful agaynst goggiez i must say…
I R MOMCAT!!! RWAR!!!
Zomg! i iz teh scared!
Stop fighting and go do your homework
but MAM!!
we no needz study!
just fud kthx!
of course you do
and the whining may help with
your mom but not with me
i haz a furious.
D00d, ai tolded u nawt to p!$$ awf dad…
No u dint!
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Yesh ai did!
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Nawt!
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Did 2!
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Nawt!!! Nawt!!! Nawt!!!!
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Did 2!!! Did 2!!! Did 2!!!
and I did not piss him off you did.
Nuh-uh! U did.
Ai’m innosent. As ushual.
Uz is the trubble maker
Iz ar innosent
:pulls tail and runs away
MMMAAAAHHHHMMMMM!!!!!
Two_kittehs pulled mai tayle!
**runs cryin an holdin sore tayle**
Eye iz tribble mayker.
Gud mornin two_kittehs, how iz u tudai?
Ohai tribble maker good morning!
Iz ar well, but tired of deh humid and hot weather
I lefted Uz a messig on the lol I capshuned and was on
deh furst page last week
we no seez U here muchez
I haz been missin Uz on deh ICHC
How beez U?
U rite bout da hot hoomid wedder. Ann it keep thunderin juss wen mye sun hazza lacrozze gayme!
Eye had such a happee abut ur picher! Iz onn mye favoritez now!
Been missin u awl sew much! Huzband onna puter alla tyme. Eye tri tu sneek on wen eye kan. Logged on de udder dai, an had 6 new fren reqwestz! Eye hoap dey werrent waytin tu loong!
Stop it at onst!!
Yur fadder needs to calm doan, or hee will haz a hart attak!
I want YU obber dere. And YU go de udder side ub de cleering.
NOW!!!!!
(de Mom haz spokn)
**rhsb stiks owt tong at two_kittehs az tehy r bein sepurratid**
Iz awl ur fawlt **sed under hur bref**
sayz unner her bref, crybaby…
pulls rhsb’s tayl again as dey is beeng separatid
Dis is poppa-lion!
Mom not has a beard
mebbeh if she drunkded moar beer?
dat iz weird…. if u drink beer u’ll grow hair?? cool!
Yabbut teh onliest place teh hairs would grow is on ur beer belleh.
ai swair dis is zacktly whut mai hubs looks liek wen teh boi iz bein awll rood 2 mii.
ai wanna no wen sumwun sneeked inta mai howse an taykded teh piktyur ob hims.
frickin yay! nawt ohn lee didz i figgered owt hows ta maek em da Fontses bigger ( i usedta hafta squint much bads to see all da wordzes) ahm also HEEEER foar da bigs peepz!
testing
Psst! amandakat! Here’s teh URL u need to put in ur link:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-amandakat/
Gotta has teh dashes in teh right places. Browsers is picky that way. Personally, I say “unclench” but whatta u gonna do, it’s a browser. *shrug*
yay!! ur naem iz bloo!
yeah so how do u make it bloo? testing
yeah so how do u maek it bloo again? testing
oh, i got it. nevrmind lol
BTW, when ya clik on the piktur it says “mom-lion-yells-at-kids”. that AINT no mom! Itz gotz manhair!
Yu bettur lissun tew yur dad. Hii’z teh King uv Biists!
Hoo Boi, Tuff Luuv: tihs daddeh hazzit; cublets lysten up!!!
Lolion maiy bees teh kyng ov teh wilde beestes: butt tuu geyt hims bois tuu beehave adn bees guud iys anuvver storee; mite taike a few moar
Rrrrrrrrooooooaaaaarrrrrhhhhhhs tuu geyt daddeh’s poynt akroass!!!
Ai wuz borned under teh sign of dis kitteh. Jus tellin yuhz…
hey, you kids! get offa my lawn!
Sowee to be a pooper.
But that be a man lion. He haz mane.
He are manly like GRRR!
link testing…………
Hey, every parent’s had a few moments like that — priceless pic!
Yeah, mah mamma always sed that.