Catnip kitteh tinks
Catnip kitteh tinks colurs r pretteh
sumwun shudda talked 2 u abowt da dangerz of catnip.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: luvbigbear
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Catnip Kitteh needs more supervision - dat catnip is dangerous!
Congo-Rats on nawt second
oh haiyanne! this iz teh naught-sekond thyme eye sahw yU! COngrats, nyce 2 meet yoo, and welcome!!! I peeked at yore blog…Wii are teh same age!!!
And conga ratz 2 R knot-sekond tie-er, fifi r!
Oh, zank u kitkay! i readz lolcatz alla time to make smilez n 2 show mi kitteh Tessie. happy 2 meet u
Catnip kitteh finkz ebbreefing ar varee rellivunt to himz intruzt.
O Hai, Elfi! Werez yer pineapplol?
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Ai toal mai huzbin abowt teh pik uv yew & KB. He seed it kapshunned anudder wai, but got a kik owtta knowin teh kitteh’s reel-lief name.
lawl! Dat zo kool!!
It ar Nuggit wif elf-hat!! I SWAREZ!!
It ar nawt pineapplol!
LOL
I has moar cheerfolz todae, I has bin pax0ring teh howz, it bein’ kleenr an’ kleenr ebbree dae. I has hoap foar mooving.
I miss mai huzbin.
{{{{{elfinugget}}}}}
Heh - a nuggit wif a elf-hat maeks much moar sense dan a pineapplol. In a weer sorta ICHC way. Ai awlwaiz wundderd y yew had a pineapplol.
awh elfi-
I feelz fur u, I spented 3 munfs wif no spoose….. was wurkn n snoopervizing gascat n fishykitteh n pakin, pakin, pakin…….
iz nawt so gud awkshouly…… i misseded spoose muchly…..
naow awl mooved n gascat, fishykitteh, n I unpakeded n unpakeded….. dis beez da sumer ub da boxez……
Yooul beiz ok…. it awl getz itself ober sumtim…..
{{{{{{ elfi}}}}}}}}
momcat
elle fee!!!!
:) 
*pats teh owl*
*gibz teh owl a naiss praery vol*
ohai, owl, hao u?
ai r teh pleh
onoez! Wy u haz a pleh? *hugz teh owl*
Duz ur kitteh knoez any gud remmudeez foar pleh?
Kitteh ignorez meh. Ai teh pleh becuz ai borked a rool ai SWORE ai’d neber bork…ai wine’d abaout nawt bee’ing nawt-sekund. Ai nawt werthy uv ICHC memmership.
:::::::::::::::::waves to teh splotyatiously KYOOT el…ai mean KB:::::::::::::::::::::::
*SPLORT*
Awlsew, ai wanna be KafleenTehNawtFirst’s fren, but she no want to be myne. *whine*
I am appalled that you just wrote that.
Ai fink dis a good tyme to sai guudnaight…guudnaight, awl
y4 u saying dat?
probli nawt troo-
I getz offrz to beez frens ( bof gascat n I) butz we no canz figure owt how to addz frens….
awl we can due is wav n say Hi!……
momcat
OOBARK datz nawt a gud reazon tu be pleh. prolly noe one butz u ebben is thinkin dat.
*hugz u* I has had a kwyit grompy myself sumtaimz abowt simular sitchuaeshinz.
ty fur unnerstanding
*hanz Owl teh KBtrawn* Heer, him will luvz on yu an’ droolz vareemush.
U wil feel so luvd after holdin’ KB… u’ll needz a towl. To wyp off awl teh droolz.
Why I eyes ya!
wii can has stairing contest?
(and congo-ratz 2 yoo!)
Awl da live long daaay!
Don’t do drugs, kids!
Hai gitarfreek!! I b hai jakkingf yer spot on deh fred.
<bShameless Plea 4 Frenz
I haz 1993 frenz!! I onlee needz seben moar 2 haz 2000!!!
Pleez b mai fren!!!
Go to
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj
Adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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If u sees Dr. Tinycat being paged to hep deh serverz, just kum bak l8r.
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I b noeing dat dere b tousandz uv u lurkerz owt dere!!
I b wanting awl uv u az mai frenz.
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Fer awl uv u hoo am beeing mai frenz, i duz a liddul song:
♪♫
Thank u fer beein a fren
Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
♪♫
I’m not ashamed 2 say
I hope it awlways will stay dis way
Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
♪♫
Adn if u trew a partee,
Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
Thank u 4 bein a fren.
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Wii noaw return u 2 ur reglar lolz.
Ohai cweenmj. I Might nawt be addid 2 ur frend list. I is tryin 2 be awar ub so cald “internet preditors.” Dats why I can’t show ppl mah profyle! I is sew sry, cweenmj.
U duzn’t haz tuu putting ennee info in deh profile page. But I unnerstanding beeing cawshuz bowt deh prediterz. U kin b mai fren in ur hart. ♥
Can ai beez yore fren seben moar tiemz?
Datz ok owl, I’ll make it. Den I shoot fer 3000 frenz. I b noeing dey r owt deher. I will finding dem. Dey kennot hiding 4 ever.
I now haz 1998 frenz.
o! we neez to parteh laik it 1999?
sih-
awl I eber getz iz da pictur ub dr tinycat whenz I triez two do da fren fing….
sry eberybudi…..
culd be mai immernet serber or sumfin….
momcat
an hass suddn crevin fur deep fryed fuds!
Wud u settle fur a speshul brownie?
Nawt second?
nawt!
mist it bai 120 sekundz
Blaze. If yu cant fink ub sumfing tu sai abowt pikshur den wate til sumbuddy els duz. Iz nawt preshated tu just se clame tu da honur ub opening commint. We relize itz nawt eezy tu fink so fast but pls trai.
at leeest did nawt use “f” werd……….. YAY
Blaze gets “e” for effert
and knot a “F” 4 phail!
Duz teh kulurz haz a flavr?
Teh walz tayst liek purpul.
kitteh is lukin foar hiz Dark Sied of Teh Mune album nao
“Hello… hello… hello…
Is there anybody IN there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?”
fink, McFly, fink!!!
♫”Teh Loonatik am in mah Hed
Teh Loonatix am in mah hed
U drawp teh blaed
U maek teh chaynj
U re-araynj meh
Til i’z Saen”♫
synthesisia kitteh sez, O yesh awl teh kulurz hassa flavur.
Ore a sownd…
oar boaf!
preezackit-alley!
and an arom…arrowm…teh colors smells gud, too.
Oooh - liek teh smellee markurz dey had wen ai wuz jus a kitten? Teh bloo wun smelled like mango (no ideeyuh y). Ai had neber seen/met/eeted a mango wen ai wuz dat aij, but I wanned to cuz teh markurs smelled so yummee. Purplol wuz graype. Aifinkso yello wuz lemmin. Red wuz cherree?
an blak wuz likorish
Pleh. No likey teh likorish, so ai nebber yoozed teh blak wunz. Yer rite tho - that wuz definnitlee teh smell.
u problee nawt auld enuf to remmember be4 fotokopy masheens wen dey ran off testz in skool on sum kinda stensel masheen (i don rekall teh reel naem). it war blu an the smel wuz teh interrdukshun to artifishul stimulents for us chillens. Roomz full ov therd graders sniffen thier test paperz!
Mimeographs? Wif teh purplol ink? Ai rememburr doze.
u reely doz hab a gud brayne! ai gess ai jus musta inhaeled tu manee ov dem in mai tiem!
Gestetner!
Gesundheit!