Catnip kitteh tinks
Catnip kitteh tinks colurs r pretteh
sumwun shudda talked 2 u abowt da dangerz of catnip.
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Catnip Kitteh needs more supervision – dat catnip is dangerous!
Congo-Rats on nawt second
oh haiyanne! this iz teh naught-sekond thyme eye sahw yU! COngrats, nyce 2 meet yoo, and welcome!!! I peeked at yore blog…Wii are teh same age!!!
And conga ratz 2 R knot-sekond tie-er, fifi r!
Oh, zank u kitkay! i readz lolcatz alla time to make smilez n 2 show mi kitteh Tessie. happy 2 meet u
Catnip kitteh finkz ebbreefing ar varee rellivunt to himz intruzt.
O Hai, Elfi! Werez yer pineapplol?
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Ai toal mai huzbin abowt teh pik uv yew & KB. He seed it kapshunned anudder wai, but got a kik owtta knowin teh kitteh’s reel-lief name.
lawl! Dat zo kool!!
It ar Nuggit wif elf-hat!! I SWAREZ!!
It ar nawt pineapplol!
LOL
I has moar cheerfolz todae, I has bin pax0ring teh howz, it bein’ kleenr an’ kleenr ebbree dae. I has hoap foar mooving.
I miss mai huzbin.
{{{{{elfinugget}}}}}
Heh – a nuggit wif a elf-hat maeks much moar sense dan a pineapplol. In a weer sorta ICHC way. Ai awlwaiz wundderd y yew had a pineapplol.
awh elfi-
I feelz fur u, I spented 3 munfs wif no spoose….. was wurkn n snoopervizing gascat n fishykitteh n pakin, pakin, pakin…….
iz nawt so gud awkshouly…… i misseded spoose muchly…..
naow awl mooved n gascat, fishykitteh, n I unpakeded n unpakeded….. dis beez da sumer ub da boxez……
Yooul beiz ok…. it awl getz itself ober sumtim…..
{{{{{{ elfi}}}}}}}}
momcat
elle fee!!!!
*pats teh owl*
*gibz teh owl a naiss praery vol*
ohai, owl, hao u?
ai r teh pleh
onoez! Wy u haz a pleh? *hugz teh owl*
Duz ur kitteh knoez any gud remmudeez foar pleh?
Kitteh ignorez meh. Ai teh pleh becuz ai borked a rool ai SWORE ai’d neber bork…ai wine’d abaout nawt bee’ing nawt-sekund. Ai nawt werthy uv ICHC memmership.
:::::::::::::::::waves to teh splotyatiously KYOOT el…ai mean KB:::::::::::::::::::::::
*SPLORT*
Awlsew, ai wanna be KafleenTehNawtFirst’s fren, but she no want to be myne. *whine*
I am appalled that you just wrote that.
Ai fink dis a good tyme to sai guudnaight…guudnaight, awl
Bee pashent, oobark. Sum ov us donut getz 2 plai sew offen an may nawt get arond 2 answerin fren rekwests.
Oh noes! I iz laet fur werk! Sew sad wen werk interfeers wit teh plai tiem.
y4 u saying dat?
probli nawt troo-
I getz offrz to beez frens ( bof gascat n I) butz we no canz figure owt how to addz frens….
awl we can due is wav n say Hi!……
momcat
Hai Momcat! Wlkum bak to OryGone!!
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To accept a rekwest: going 2 ur profile
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-gascat
then klik on deh My Friends tab.
Tehn klik on Friend Requests.
Den for eech frend rekwest klik on Confirm or Ignore.
U ken klik on deh profiles 2 seeing if it b sumwun u like b4 u klikking on Confirm or Ignore.
hummm-
didn eben noe I hadz profile!
wellz, I trieded dat- but nufin happn- I gotted sum messagez in mai hotmail account but I no can repliz two dem…..
guez I shud ask gascat ta wurk awn in fur me!
bai da bai- fank u! I iz happi ta be bak in OryGone! been goin to da beach n mountainz lotz sinc I cam home…..
gascat goin bak to Colomorado Aug 14th….. I missez him awl reddi…. an himz rit hear nex ta me!
momcat
Login nawt-sekkund. Up dere on deh top rite in deh brown bar….
Gascat/momcat: Try retyping that link without the “www” in it… just do the
h t t p : / / mine . i can has cheezburger . com / pictures – by – gascat.
my browser (firefox) hates the extra “www”…. I suspect that Internet Explorer may be adding it.
ohai elfinugget. n e moar frum r fren SamS? I wnet bak 2 werk full tiem an now I donut get 2 plai heer sew much an miss reedin al teh threds. I maed SamS a getz well lol an hoep him did see it. No fun beein stuk inna hossipital.
nuthin’ moar frum SamS laetlee… I has a varee ‘barassed… I assoomd Sams wuz a her-bear, nawt a him-bear.
Dum Elfi. *feels stoopy*
OOBARK datz nawt a gud reazon tu be pleh. prolly noe one butz u ebben is thinkin dat.
*hugz u* I has had a kwyit grompy myself sumtaimz abowt simular sitchuaeshinz.
ty fur unnerstanding
*hanz Owl teh KBtrawn* Heer, him will luvz on yu an’ droolz vareemush.
U wil feel so luvd after holdin’ KB… u’ll needz a towl. To wyp off awl teh droolz.
Ohai Elfi! Ai ben wunrin dat lawts laytly…Do awl kittehs droolz wen dey cums N aks fur lubs? Bof mai kittehs git me soked!
is nawt awl kittehs, but is deffinutlee sum kittehz whut maek up foar teh othrz. If kitteh droolz awl teh taim, kud be iky teefs. But if kitteh jus drools when luvvin’ u, I fink is just a respons to teh luvvinz …. I dunno. but yah, Teh KB, him drools laik nobuddyz bizniss.
Awwww…fang queue. KB iz berry snuggly.
uh-oh…him snoring…too kyoot! Ai fink ai might splort!
splortatiously KYOOT, dat iz
Why I eyes ya!
wii can has stairing contest?
(and congo-ratz 2 yoo!)
Awl da live long daaay!
Oh, Don Piano!
Don’t do drugs, kids!
Hai gitarfreek!! I b hai jakkingf yer spot on deh fred.
<bShameless Plea 4 Frenz
I haz 1993 frenz!! I onlee needz seben moar 2 haz 2000!!!
Pleez b mai fren!!!
Go to
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj
Adn klik on “Add As Friend”
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If u sees Dr. Tinycat being paged to hep deh serverz, just kum bak l8r.
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I b noeing dat dere b tousandz uv u lurkerz owt dere!!
I b wanting awl uv u az mai frenz.
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Fer awl uv u hoo am beeing mai frenz, i duz a liddul song:
♪♫
Thank u fer beein a fren
Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
♪♫
I’m not ashamed 2 say
I hope it awlways will stay dis way
Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
♪♫
Adn if u trew a partee,
Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
Thank u 4 bein a fren.
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Wii noaw return u 2 ur reglar lolz.
Ohai cweenmj. I Might nawt be addid 2 ur frend list. I is tryin 2 be awar ub so cald “internet preditors.” Dats why I can’t show ppl mah profyle! I is sew sry, cweenmj.
U duzn’t haz tuu putting ennee info in deh profile page. But I unnerstanding beeing cawshuz bowt deh prediterz. U kin b mai fren in ur hart. ♥
Can ai beez yore fren seben moar tiemz?
Datz ok owl, I’ll make it. Den I shoot fer 3000 frenz. I b noeing dey r owt deher. I will finding dem. Dey kennot hiding 4 ever.
I now haz 1998 frenz.
o! we neez to parteh laik it 1999?
sih-
awl I eber getz iz da pictur ub dr tinycat whenz I triez two do da fren fing….
sry eberybudi…..
culd be mai immernet serber or sumfin….
momcat
no, is nawt….
K, u knoes hao u kan say “favorite”?
sometyms it say “u has to has a loggin furzt?”
well dat’s ur profyl.
U has one, I chekd. If u klix teh “login” button at the ICHC top-right, it’ll ask for your email and your password. (they can email you a reset if you need)
then wehn u get there, it will has a red link that says, u know, like 52 new friends requests… so you click … and then click “confirm” on teh frenz. (or ignore, whutevr)
Dat shud werk.
*hugglz teh gascat an’ momcat*
an hass suddn crevin fur deep fryed fuds!
Wud u settle fur a speshul brownie?
Nawt second?
nawt!
mist it bai 120 sekundz
Blaze. If yu cant fink ub sumfing tu sai abowt pikshur den wate til sumbuddy els duz. Iz nawt preshated tu just se clame tu da honur ub opening commint. We relize itz nawt eezy tu fink so fast but pls trai.
at leeest did nawt use “f” werd……….. YAY
Blaze gets “e” for effert
and knot a “F” 4 phail!
Duz teh kulurz haz a flavr?
Teh walz tayst liek purpul.
kitteh is lukin foar hiz Dark Sied of Teh Mune album nao
“Hello… hello… hello…
Is there anybody IN there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?”
fink, McFly, fink!!!
♫”Teh Loonatik am in mah Hed
Teh Loonatix am in mah hed
U drawp teh blaed
U maek teh chaynj
U re-araynj meh
Til i’z Saen”♫
Pink Floyd, Teh Wall ref! FTW!!1!
Oar fayiln dat
Smooooohk awn teh waaah-dur
And faiyur in teh skai.
Smooooohk awn teh waaah-dur.
Duhn-duhn DUHN. Duhn-duhn DU-NUH!
yummmm…..
slorp, slorp…. prupul rain!
momcat
synthesisia kitteh sez, O yesh awl teh kulurz hassa flavur.
Ore a sownd…
oar boaf!
preezackit-alley!
and an arom…arrowm…teh colors smells gud, too.
Oooh – liek teh smellee markurz dey had wen ai wuz jus a kitten? Teh bloo wun smelled like mango (no ideeyuh y). Ai had neber seen/met/eeted a mango wen ai wuz dat aij, but I wanned to cuz teh markurs smelled so yummee. Purplol wuz graype. Aifinkso yello wuz lemmin. Red wuz cherree?
an blak wuz likorish
Pleh. No likey teh likorish, so ai nebber yoozed teh blak wunz. Yer rite tho – that wuz definnitlee teh smell.
u problee nawt auld enuf to remmember be4 fotokopy masheens wen dey ran off testz in skool on sum kinda stensel masheen (i don rekall teh reel naem). it war blu an the smel wuz teh interrdukshun to artifishul stimulents for us chillens. Roomz full ov therd graders sniffen thier test paperz!
Mimeographs? Wif teh purplol ink? Ai rememburr doze.
u reely doz hab a gud brayne! ai gess ai jus musta inhaeled tu manee ov dem in mai tiem!
Gestetner!
Gesundheit!
*snif* fnaks!
Hands 4.5K some tissue papers.
Ai wurked in skool uffice wehn ai wuz abaut 15. Ai typed teh tests. Wuz not gud typist. U mak misstake, has tu scritch blu stuf offa bak uv stensil. Went hoam ever dai wit bitz uv blu stuf undr bra, down nek, aroun waist, in nikkers……
yup…
I members dem two….. awlwaiz gotted prupul ink on mai fingies! Mi momcat was a techacat bak den, I did lotz ub da mimeograpz fur her…. I sorta liked watchn da paper goez roun n roun…
momcat
smelled lak warm blooberry. I lurrved dat smell.
*poak*
yeah, skraping errorz off wiff a razor-blade, hand gitting berrry purrplol…
did you heer about teh “older gentelmann” hoo wint N2 teh office-shoppe and akt 4 sum carbon payper? teh employee sez, “whut’s carbon payper?”
Iz troo storee. Or cood B.
Wunnit “ditto masheen?” I remembers huffin on dose. SNIFFFFFFFFF…
Yeah – dat wuz wut we kidlets called it.
When I was in teh grad school, I shared a offis wif a buncha other grad asses. It was inda basement, next to teh boiler room, no ventilation. Usually somebuddy would be collating freshly-mimeographed papers, someone else would be putting together stuff wif teh rumbert cement, someone else using teh wite-out.
It was a party every day!
Dis ’splainz a lot.
U should show a liddle moar respeck for teh recently undedded.
But ur probly rite.
awh…
such gud timz! didza hab da liddl cirkl fingies dat u sticked on da holz ta “reinforc” dem……. dey maded ur tung numb…..
momcat
taht wol ewe hab…AI WANT…MUCHLY!!!
naught sew nootrishus, akchewally,
juss “emptee caloleries”!
i haz synthesneezia…….
cant seez wai iz considerd dis-ordr….. I rathur likz it…
mos Bach is brawn bai da wai……
‘dagio fur strings is deep bloo n prupul……
momcat
like wow man
pretteh colurs
eye onlee haz eyes 4 yoo!
ewwwww….put doze back!
sumbuddy towld mii last nite about her 2 young-one. Older dotter rolls hurr eyes at teh momma kat. Mom sez, “doan due that: yore eyes will git stuck in yore hed”. Younger dotter retorts, “ware else shood tehy B stuck butt in yore hed?”
mom sez, “no I meen yer ii’s will get stuck rolled up lyke that!” Younger dotter sez, “well, that knot so bad, akshoeally–then she can reed hurr thots.”
ai guess… ai wud knot want 2 bee hers mum… wud make me fewl towtaly awkward… but onna otter han… seems 2 bee a very bright kiddeh.
dis remyns me ob a zene frum howt shots…
natural hi
Dis couch…teh colorz dans arownd so pretty. My furz, it so sawft…tuch me, omigawsh, dis feelz amazing!
huggz nut drugez
“We wuz sumwair arownd Barstow on teh edj of teh dezurt when teh nip began to taek hold…”
heh heh heh……..
ai didnt tell him abowt teh bats. Poor b*st*rd wud see dem soon enuf.
Whoa, dudes…chek out teh traylz wen I moves my paw!
uhm………ai STIL sees doze……an …….wel, iz been a reeeeeel lowng tyme ….dekades eben …..
dat souns lik phun……
i wuz two scardikitteh to doo anifing bak den….. I wuz in da feater- stuffz wuz aron…..
I jus getz haloz n purti crownz round da litz at nit…… a prezent dat da menigitiz lefted meiz wif….
momcat
momcat !!!!\o/\o/\o/\/o\/o\o/……howwwzzzititttt ??????????and gascat tew !!!!!
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yep ai waz wun ov doze wile hippe chilez….boi did ai hav teh fun oar wat???? yep yep yep…shure did, yep yep yep….corse gotz no branse leff….but ai gotz sum gud memberies…oar, wate, noes doze arnut mien, doze sumwun elsuz…..hey wharz mi memburies????
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oh an heer a liddle goodies fer yew ! ai lovez diz wun,
PRSENTING !!!!!!! Kitnz ona bed…..( hoo luk liek dey gotz intew mi ADD medz…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrBnapHpG4
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der cc… how cud teh owner dump dem? they’z da kyoot! an fuwl ob lyf an win! ai can cleerly see u tookded purrrrrrfect care ob dem.
Scottish Folds! Mai onlee weekness!
Oh…oh no…oh cra…
******KASPLORT!******
Uh oh… Anee buddy no teh splort procedure????
getz teh kasplort crash cartz!!!!!
CCC gear inventory…
brain scoop: Check
hed-wrappinz: check
blanket: check
soothing beverage (cocoa, tea, Scotch): check
*scoops up brains, pats them back into place, secures teh hed peeses with teh wrappings, admin…admit,,ad,,,hands out blanket and drink of choyse**
ai suggest CCCCCC–chocokate chippy cookeyz on teh cute crash cart…
(and softee blankee, possum-shaypt chocylate, brain scoops and tayp, ob corse!
call code
tehCCC stat
i halps u officecat
scooppy scooppy,teh braines and lymphatics,dura and whatever
bak in to cranium
pak pak wid the spachala into hed securely
cubberover with the saran wrap
staple,staple and bandaids galore
apply sterile Chrg
lie supine unners the heated blankee
and drink dis saline and koolaid mix
there,better?
Saileen? Wowz, I nebber drank dis befoar.
*pleh* very sawlty!
*haz idea*
*pourz saileen an koolaid in2 CHRG*
Oooooh! It tikklez! *sniffs*
Why doez I smell Tropycal Punch? Hoo carz! It’s delishus!
Tanks amandakat an thecrapture *hugglez*
welcome,,,,saline an koolaid now new sports…..splorts drink
Splorts drink.
Ai bowz tu teh awsum!
Ai LUBZ teh Scottish Foalz! Ai’ll neber be oaneded bai wun, d’oh…waaaaaay too ’spensib.
Dis were hao ai wuz intru…intor…haow ai saw mai furst Scottish Foal:
h t t p://www.catwack.com/pics/83.jpg
…aaaaand…SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!
*walkin by on floofy pawz*
*stepz in sumfin stickee*
wuz dis stuff? OH OH! OOBARK dun splorted a whilz ago an nobuddy kalled teh CCC! I hopez deez braynez haznt been out ov teh hed too lawng!
*pullz over CCC…sweepy, sweepy, scoopy, scoopy, patz in place. Putz hed bak togevver, pullz on fresh CHRG an wrapz wif lotz of ducky taep. tuckz floofy blanket around OOBARK and handz him hot choklit and choklit possum*
U otay OOBARK?
no…ai r teh ded
akshully, teh ded nawt sew bad, aifinkso…full uv peas
{{{{{OOBARK}}}}} here, let me smoove out ur fevvers. ai sry u iz ded an habeen a pleh tiem. ai sry ai don noe hauw tu raiz deh ded liek aahz. awl ai kan do iz gib u niez thots and hopez u feelz better. plez don be ded lawng. ai happenz tu liek owlz a lot – i don wanna upset u but i haz a byootimus taxy..taksi..stuffted owl and i lurves it an one ov mai kittehs getz a luuk on hiz faze liek an owl an we call him Owli. Plz kum bak tu lief!
Ai r ded-jellus!
‘Coarse, ai haz a plushy Hedwig snowy owl…mite sleep wif her tonite…an’ ai meen *sleep*
:::::::::liddle-knoed fakt: It taek awl uv 3-to-4 sekundz foar owlz to ‘do teh nawty’::::::::::
ai go to NB naow
mai owl…ai sho u it. ai put a pikshur ob mai stuffted owl awn mai profiel.
Um wao, fanx, um….. whoader.
Datz okeh. Blak widdoh spydarz, dey haz der own um… ritchuilz.
Yah
I also haz a plushy snowy-owl, it ar puppit, haz stik inside so’s u kan turn teh hed arownd. I naemz him Whoji.
pikshur uv him in profyl?
Mai commint bin eated agen bai teh ebil maus…ai meen teh ebil Weird Pretzel. Ai hazin’ a really sad day.
…sew, ub coarse, NAOW, mai commint shoa zup! grrr!!!
awwweee… i noes taht problum 2es… {{{{{oobark}}}}}
Wen mai kitteh luks lyk this, yoo don wanna be that close to her – she gonna POWNCE.
Mine too! Himz a norty kitteh…
kitteh wunders “ware r mai thums?!!!!”
Catnip kitteh eyeballs ur Doritos.
Manee fuds r gud for muncheez
Almond Joyz
Buglez
Cake
Doritos
E …
Extree large bag uf cheetoz
Funyunz
Gallon syze jar uf peenut butter
H…
Halla-peen-o pepperz
Icees in varrious flavurs served at your local IHOP
Joose, banana joose, pumpkin joose & gin
K . . .
KitKat barz (uv coars)
Lemmin skwarez
Mocha cheezecaek
N…
Krakerz,
lingon berries
moose,
p…
u skipt:
niez joosy graeps
piez
ornj shurbet
q…
noodlols, (i doan noe my abseize!)
pekans
quinze
oreos (ai needz a [cat]nap!!!)
Raysinz
salad — gotta watch deh kalreez, u no.
tater chipz
u….
Raveeyolee
snausages
tarts
…
uther snaks
verry gud gushie fuds
wild berry pie
xtrahot wings
y…
Yello caek wif choklit frawsting
Zingerz
York peppermint patties
Z…
unbaeked choklit chip cookee doh
velveeta (nawt)
wite choklit
x…
Mmmm… cookee doh. *purrrrrrrrr*
O, cookt cookie doh is gut, 2. ‘Speshlolee ChokoChip doh. Cookt choko=chip Cookies wood help splort recobery, ai finkso.
*puts CCCC on teh CCC*
*pushes teh CCCCCCC 2 teh Crazy Cat Catastrophie…*
Bowt twenny years ago I was drivin muh step-son bak to his mawm’s howse and he sees a bilbord dat say “DRUGS DON’T WORK!”. He finks abowt it fer a minnum and says to me “Dats stoopy, if dey din’t werk, peeps wooden take dem”. I finks “Oh noes, dis wun needs ‘teh talk’ an soon, he’s gonna be trubba.”
Wow… u better put ur pants back on…
Dat fing iz nuffin to brag bout.
i is xhausted,,,,, dint knoww deh CCC ported to office -gud thing!
Yay!! yer linkee werkz!!
jess…had hubcat tecnical support luk at stoopy link .he fix!!!!
Catnip kitteh seez teh end of teh yewneevurs and lurns teh meanink of lief.
Tehn steels LCB’s doritos.
Hay, did anywun see my Doritos? If u taked them, don’t eat them. They was leftover from teh sebenties and they is a little stale.
Also radioactive.
Mmmmm…Nacho Cheeze…flavor so gud, and teh bag plays music.
So much betterer than teh Liver and Broccoli flavor they test-marketed. Pleh!
Wuz dis teh saem bag uv Doritos dat the trilolbitez wuz tryin to opun a fyoo munfs bak?
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Liver and Broccoli? DO NOT WANT!!1!!!!elebenty!!!
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Welkum bak to teh land uv teh livvingz, LCB. Yew skerred uv hi playses agin?
It just mighta beed teh same one! I rembers them trilolbites. That’s when I gotted stuck in prehistory, IIRC. Ah, gud times.
About teh high places, let me put it this way: I is skeered even to gives u a high five rite now.
LCB, didz u hab anudder “adventure?”
Um, kinda. I was, u knoes, a little bits, well, ded, along wif mom21kitteh. It all happened in teh “I killd teh beest” pic and then we was rezor… razor…. recti… brang back to life in teh “hair gel” pic.
Glad to hab u bak in teh libbing.
I’ll go look nao.
ai mae b bak wif teh libing but ai caem bery l8 tew tis fred. ai reeded it awl, but ai’m gonna jus stay heer awai frum awl ob teh drugz an hippiez. dey skeer ii.
Dat wuz teh fred dat got meh poastin heer. It rillee wuz teh funneh (an teh clebber).
Rilly? Well, then I is glad those icky trilolbitez showed up.
Here, has some Doritos to celebrate. These is licorice and clam juice flavor.
Clam joos, ok (speshlee wen mixed wif termater joos oar V8). Likorish, nawt sew much, fanks.
*Catnip kitteh, now glowing in teh dark, stealzes sum moar doritos*
*nom nom nom nom nom*
brocolli is teh YUMZ! spinach, tew!
i can has ur spinach? u can has mai broccoli…nawt mai faverite.
sry ai mizred it an thot u didn liek spenach…u kan keep ur spenach.
Wii can shaer teh spinach?
we can shaer…gud ideya. ai haz a glad dat u liek mai owl! mebbe ai naems him OOBARK in ur hawnar.
OMG! Doan hafs to dew dat! Fink uv sumfing else, sumfing bedderer.
Iz nawt yo cheez!
*snurt*
O Hai, Kafleen teh naught sekond!
Duz teh lubbly dawn key ebber laff lyke this: He-Ha, HEEE-HA, Hii-Hah?
I laffs all kines ub wais!
::::::handz dawn key kleen bocks uv cleen X
maek the room stop spinning now, i wantz to get off………….oooo….so pretty……….
Hab u eber reely looked at teh bak ov ur paw?
LOL
Quick – get teh lazer toy.
Dis gonna b awsum!
I tells mai kittehs jus say noes to nip
“Cudda wudda shudda!” Ai’m NEVUR givin up mai NIPZ!
*Koapasetik, dood!*
Rver kitteh listens to techo musik.
Raver kitteh listens to techno musik.
Sry fur teh typo.
One nip maeks u larger, and
one nip maeks u small…
Go axe Lolice. I think she’ll knoes.
o hai, lcb!
alice? shees tyed up rite noa….ORe, most precackly, chayned up.
I diddent even knoes she was goin to Seaddle.
sumone shud tell Dave… band is together agin
‘Dave’s nawt here man.’
♫ “and teh nip taht momcat gievs u
dunt do anyfing at all ♫
sry bout dat….
I goez n addz sum awld dorritoz to da nip…. dat bedda?
***irl mai lmentery kiddoz wud eatz redhotz chetoes wif lime…. jus da smell practily nock u awt….
momcat
An trells are leik WOW, 2 doood!
“Wow, look at the blue horse!”
bloo howrse ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
.
*heddesk*
huh?
Catnip = cocane ^.^
pink ephalents onna wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is your kitteh on catnip. Any kwesschunz?
Well, cheezpeepz. Deyz startin to do konstrukshun on teh offices arownd meh. Itz tew noizee — sew aiz gonna get outta heer. Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee evening!
g’nite!!! Schmooz 2 yooz
shleep well, nightshade
Munchies kitteh goes:
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
My kitteh Lily (blak liek dis too) lookt liek dis aftur she haded hur stroke. Hur pyoopulls coodnt reespond. Pore Lily. Den she went see-nile and deff.
OOoo, pore Lily!!!! pore Eve!!! Ai sorry–how sad!!!
{{{{{{{Eve and Lily}}}}}}}}
And do u still taek care of Lily? Or haz she crossd teh bridge? (Ai nebber noed dis spression till ai red ur freds on dis site and ai reelee liek it.)
well, my old yeller goggie (teh beeg Labby ai R awlwayz tawking about) died ’bout a month ago, and teh vet sended us a sympathy kard that hadd teh “crossing teh bridge” meme in it.
Poor kitkay!!1!! iz berry sad for u and ur loss.
But ai lurvs u for yewsin “meme”! Ai dont meet manee peeplz hoo noes wat meme iz, mush less yewz teh werd in cashyual conbersashun. Were u lern dat? Ai lernd if from Richard Dawkins and Susan Blackmore and dat hole crowd.
O, sawwy ai left — if enywun iz stil reeding dis, Lily crossd teh bridge in 2004, but she wuz abaot 16 dem. But she libbed seben yeers aftur her stroke. Teh oddur stuff caem latur.
Wuhz, thoze aiyz bigz….o.o;
kyoot lil kitteh, aynt gona liez.
OVERDOSE!! OVERDOSE!!!!!
voting payje iz daown agen! phooey!
Ohai oobark!!!1!!
how iz u in dis bright and sunny day (itz in Pakistan, well)
i can still vote on da voting page, itz fine akshulle…
It r naow 10:45-ish AM awn July 31 heer…which maeks it…6:45 PM ware yew r? 8:45 PM?
yup… naow i noez wat u mean…da same lol came up liek, 5 tiemz!!1!
catnip kitteh r hai
catnip kitteh r kyoot
i iz wun wif catnip kitteh
Don’t youz love mez ane morez
Awww cmere kitteh, I givs u snuggels
*deh nite watchman wakz down JCH4K Blvd*
10 o klok and awlz well.!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Glad ur on duty!
U nip dem shennannygunnurrs in teh bud!
*skritches dawn kee bhind eerz*
I haz mai nitestick. No shennannygunnurs ‘llowed here. kum wawk wif mii.
*cums running up*
I hads too get mah swettur!
comes obber to OK—yoo can rlly swett-here!
…an’ yew hoof dem.
*Teh starz b shining britelee in deh klowdless sky.*
*Teh nite watchman shinez himz flashlite in2 deh dark cornerz bhind*
*deh bill dingz.*
*A startled kitteh runz owt akross himz paf.**
*Strollz down deh street wif Kafleen.*
*Dehy kumz tuu deh Nawtee Barn and luk in.*
*Petunia, BR and Janetz unikorn r awl sleeping in deh stawllz.*
*Deh nite watchman fixez a stawll 4 Kafleen.*
*Spredz sum straw fer bedding adn gitz a bukkit uv oatz adn*
*a bukkit uv wadder.*
Dere ya go, liddul DawnKee. A nice bed 4 u. No one will bozzer u here.
Not wif Petunia and BR rite here. G’nite.
*deh nite watchman wawkz owt uv dhe barn and *
*kuntinuez down deh street under deh starz.*
Leben o klok adn awlz well!!
*a sleepy happy little donkey neigh is herd in teh distants…*
*cubberz liddl dawnkee wif a floofee blankee*
*leebs flower straw hat wif eer holez foar dawnkee n hur frinz*
i r awlsew gibbin ewe dees edible flowerz dat r taystee tu eet
*finds cweenmj awn teh patrol an gibs hur teh frishist donuts eber maed in hur fabburit flaybur*
howdy ur majistee…..hau r u dis eebnin?
*takes a donut* nom nom nom.
mmmmm. raised donutz wif choklit icing.
I b doing ok dis ebening.
How u?
*nomnomnoms onna bloobury cake donut*
i r gud……hae!!!!! wee neeed capucheenoes tu dip dees in!!!!
wut flaybur u wants? ill hab teh chokklit karmel……mmmmmmmm
MMMmmmmm. Fankz. I’ll haz deh mocha. u haz deh bestest ideaz, LC79. how iz deh mini LC?
well mai kids r awl in bed an i took a test an it was negitib sew i were countin mai chicks tew erlee if u unnerstanz mai drift….o well, lyfe goze awn…..
n fankuu foar teh complimint. u r sew sweet.
♥ {{LC79}} ♥
U prittee sweet ursef.
*Finishez deh mocha adn donut.*
♥♥ G’nite LC adn awl deh uzzer peepz. ♥♥
*opuns wun eye an looks lubbinglee at lightchild79 den goez back too
sleepyland*
DONKEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice.
hay!!!!! ohai tu u!!!!
*gibs romeow a donut n a capucheeno* hau r u dis fien eebnin?
da voting paeg!! it iz sooooooo ded!!
da same lol repeatz sooo many tiemz!
i haz a sad…
I dunno y dey changed it. I likinged deh old voting paigez.
me too! dis voting paeg iz ….. stoopy….*sigh*
maybe if we all stop voting they’ll take the hint and go back to the old way. I can’t even vote anymore, it takes fooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeer to load pages on my computer (slow connection to this site for some reason. Other sites I’m quick as.. a very quick thing. This site, though, is just slooooooow as molasses.)
Say, while I’m here – can anyone tell me, is the pink shade of the kitty’s eyes a natural thing, photoshopped in, or just an illusion?
i fink itz real… it would be kinda hard to photoshop it…. bout da voting paeg, i fink all of us who dont liek da voting paeg should advice da gr8 ICHC staff so dat dey could do sumfin…. well, atleast we got da “UPCOMING” paeg.
gladz u awn da watc cweenmj….
I gibz u beeg lat te ta keepz ya goin!
I goez ta bedz naow…… be bak lat tamara
momcat
I b hedded 2 bed soon msef. Sweet dreemz. ♥
mii tu… g’nyte cweenmj an room….
{{{{{CHEEZPEEPS}}}}}
k, g’nite lightchild79 and gascat!
dont le da lolbugz bite!
oh…forgot to mention cweenmj, gudnite!
haz sweet dreamz uf kyoot lol kittehz!!
lol! duh!
set boaf aperchurs to f1.4
Ah, a Scottish fold – hao kyoot! I haz just bin re-reedin teh Peter Gethers buks abowt Norton, teh traveling Scottish fold kitteh (inkluding The Cat Who Went to Paris). Sum ov yoo cheez-peeps wuld lyke these buks:
http://www.randomhouse.com/features/nortonthecat/
Hahaha! Aim jest readin eet naaw….
Hi guys! I have a question.. I’m not a native speaker of English.. how do you pronounce words like ‘kitteh’ . ‘teh’ , ‘mah’ etc.?
Hai, nulca! Lots of these words are just misspellings of regular English words. Here is how I hear them when I read them:
kitteh = kitty
teh = the
mah = my
kthxbai = OK, thanks, good-bye
There is a link to a WIKI at the top of the ICHC site that takes you to definitions of some of the words and phrases commonly used. It says “learn lolspeak . . ” Enjoy! And welcome, if you’re new!
*extends floofy orinj paw uv welkum*
thank you very much
:):)
Mai eyeses, they iz blak basketballz
Okai…ai be loozing cheezfrenz. Lass knight, ai had 88 Frenz; naow, ai has 87… Ai r nawt wawnted heer. bai.
R kittehs eiz peenk? (nawt teh hyooj blak parrt, teh liddle teeeeny ring round dat)
Kitteh’s eise bees soe blak adn pynk-rimmed: awlmoast luukes liek a liddel blak stuffedt toi kitteh kat wif blak, shoo-button eises;
iz jus me or iz catnip kitteh blindz?
he luks lik awil kitteh.