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Catnip kitteh tinks colurs r pretteh

sumwun shudda talked 2 u abowt da dangerz of catnip.

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  1. Anne says:

    Catnip Kitteh needs more supervision – dat catnip is dangerous!

  2. fifi rockefeller says:

    Why I eyes ya!

  3. guitarfreak says:

    Don’t do drugs, kids!

    • cweenmj says:

      Hai gitarfreek!! I b hai jakkingf yer spot on deh fred.
      <bShameless Plea 4 Frenz
      I haz 1993 frenz!! I onlee needz seben moar 2 haz 2000!!!
      Pleez b mai fren!!!
      Go to
      http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj
      Adn klik on “Add As Friend” :)
      .
      If u sees Dr. Tinycat being paged to hep deh serverz, just kum bak l8r. :(
      .
      I b noeing dat dere b tousandz uv u lurkerz owt dere!!
      I b wanting awl uv u az mai frenz.
      .
      Fer awl uv u hoo am beeing mai frenz, i duz a liddul song:
      โ™ชโ™ซ
      Thank u fer beein a fren
      Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
      Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
      โ™ชโ™ซ
      I’m not ashamed 2 say
      I hope it awlways will stay dis way
      Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
      โ™ชโ™ซ
      Adn if u trew a partee,
      Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
      U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
      Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
      Thank u 4 bein a fren.
      .
      Wii noaw return u 2 ur reglar lolz.

  4. Dani says:

    an hass suddn crevin fur deep fryed fuds!

  5. blaze says:

    Nawt second?

  6. nightshayde says:

    Duz teh kulurz haz a flavr?

  7. Punkin says:

    like wow man
    pretteh colurs

  8. kitkay says:

    eye onlee haz eyes 4 yoo!

  9. officecat says:

    Dis couch…teh colorz dans arownd so pretty. My furz, it so sawft…tuch me, omigawsh, dis feelz amazing!

  10. ammeh says:

    huggz nut drugez

  11. thecrapture says:

    “We wuz sumwair arownd Barstow on teh edj of teh dezurt when teh nip began to taek hold…”

  12. kitteacher says:

    Whoa, dudes…chek out teh traylz wen I moves my paw!

    • salleh says:

      uhm………ai STIL sees doze……an …….wel, iz been a reeeeeel lowng tyme ….dekades eben …..

      • gascat says:

        dat souns lik phun……
        i wuz two scardikitteh to doo anifing bak den….. I wuz in da feater- stuffz wuz aron…..
        I jus getz haloz n purti crownz round da litz at nit…… a prezent dat da menigitiz lefted meiz wif….

        momcat

        • salleh says:

          momcat !!!!\o/\o/\o/\/o\/o\o/……howwwzzzititttt ??????????and gascat tew !!!!!
          .
          yep ai waz wun ov doze wile hippe chilez….boi did ai hav teh fun oar wat???? yep yep yep…shure did, yep yep yep….corse gotz no branse leff….but ai gotz sum gud memberies…oar, wate, noes doze arnut mien, doze sumwun elsuz…..hey wharz mi memburies????
          .
          oh an heer a liddle goodies fer yew ! ai lovez diz wun,
          PRSENTING !!!!!!! Kitnz ona bed…..( hoo luk liek dey gotz intew mi ADD medz…
          .
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrBnapHpG4
          .

  13. officecat says:

    Scottish Folds! Mai onlee weekness!
    Oh…oh no…oh cra…

    ******KASPLORT!******

  14. snippet says:

    Wen mai kitteh luks lyk this, yoo don wanna be that close to her – she gonna POWNCE.

  15. falco says:

    kitteh wunders “ware r mai thums?!!!!”

  16. Catnip kitteh eyeballs ur Doritos.

  17. D.R. says:

    Wow… u better put ur pants back on…

  18. amandakat says:

    i is xhausted,,,,, dint knoww deh CCC ported to office -gud thing!

  19. kimkiwi says:

    Catnip kitteh seez teh end of teh yewneevurs and lurns teh meanink of lief.

    Tehn steels LCB’s doritos.

  20. silverpaw says:

    maek the room stop spinning now, i wantz to get off………….oooo….so pretty……….

  21. Romeow says:

    Quick – get teh lazer toy.
    Dis gonna b awsum!

  22. lemouse says:

    I tells mai kittehs jus say noes to nip

  23. jmuhj says:

    “Cudda wudda shudda!” Ai’m NEVUR givin up mai NIPZ!

    *Koapasetik, dood!*

  24. Romeow says:

    Rver kitteh listens to techo musik.

  25. Romeow says:

    One nip maeks u larger, and
    one nip maeks u small…

  26. thornius says:

    An trells are leik WOW, 2 doood!

  27. rodney dill says:

    “Wow, look at the blue horse!”

  28. Sonida says:

    Catnip = cocane ^.^

  29. pink ephalents onna wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Charly says:

    This is your kitteh on catnip. Any kwesschunz?

  31. nightshayde says:

    Well, cheezpeepz. Deyz startin to do konstrukshun on teh offices arownd meh. Itz tew noizee — sew aiz gonna get outta heer. Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee evening!

  32. greasycat says:

    Munchies kitteh goes:
    nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
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  33. Eve says:

    My kitteh Lily (blak liek dis too) lookt liek dis aftur she haded hur stroke. Hur pyoopulls coodnt reespond. Pore Lily. Den she went see-nile and deff.

    • kitkay says:

      OOoo, pore Lily!!!! pore Eve!!! Ai sorry–how sad!!!
      {{{{{{{Eve and Lily}}}}}}}}

    • mkultra999 says:

      And do u still taek care of Lily? Or haz she crossd teh bridge? (Ai nebber noed dis spression till ai red ur freds on dis site and ai reelee liek it.)

      • kitkay says:

        well, my old yeller goggie (teh beeg Labby ai R awlwayz tawking about) died ’bout a month ago, and teh vet sended us a sympathy kard that hadd teh “crossing teh bridge” meme in it.

        • mkultra999 says:

          Poor kitkay!!1!! iz berry sad for u and ur loss.

          But ai lurvs u for yewsin “meme”! Ai dont meet manee peeplz hoo noes wat meme iz, mush less yewz teh werd in cashyual conbersashun. Were u lern dat? Ai lernd if from Richard Dawkins and Susan Blackmore and dat hole crowd.

      • Eve says:

        O, sawwy ai left — if enywun iz stil reeding dis, Lily crossd teh bridge in 2004, but she wuz abaot 16 dem. But she libbed seben yeers aftur her stroke. Teh oddur stuff caem latur.

  34. Kyou says:

    Wuhz, thoze aiyz bigz….o.o;

    kyoot lil kitteh, aynt gona liez.

  35. RubyJuly says:

    OVERDOSE!! OVERDOSE!!!!!

  36. voting payje iz daown agen! phooey!

  37. Plobes says:

    catnip kitteh r hai
    catnip kitteh r kyoot
    i iz wun wif catnip kitteh

  38. kelly says:

    Don’t youz love mez ane morez

  39. cweenmj says:

    *deh nite watchman wakz down JCH4K Blvd*
    10 o klok and awlz well.!

  40. Hashim says:

    da voting paeg!! it iz sooooooo ded!!
    da same lol repeatz sooo many tiemz!
    i haz a sad… :(

    • cweenmj says:

      I dunno y dey changed it. I likinged deh old voting paigez. :-(

      • Hashim says:

        me too! dis voting paeg iz ….. stoopy….*sigh*

        • elayne says:

          maybe if we all stop voting they’ll take the hint and go back to the old way. I can’t even vote anymore, it takes fooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeer to load pages on my computer (slow connection to this site for some reason. Other sites I’m quick as.. a very quick thing. This site, though, is just slooooooow as molasses.)

          Say, while I’m here – can anyone tell me, is the pink shade of the kitty’s eyes a natural thing, photoshopped in, or just an illusion?

          • Hashim says:

            i fink itz real… it would be kinda hard to photoshop it…. bout da voting paeg, i fink all of us who dont liek da voting paeg should advice da gr8 ICHC staff so dat dey could do sumfin…. well, atleast we got da “UPCOMING” paeg. :)

  41. gascat says:

    gladz u awn da watc cweenmj….
    I gibz u beeg lat te ta keepz ya goin!

    I goez ta bedz naow…… be bak lat tamara

    momcat

  42. bubba1960 says:

    lol! duh!

  43. Scott Hungarter says:

    set boaf aperchurs to f1.4

  44. gremlin says:

    Ah, a Scottish fold – hao kyoot! I haz just bin re-reedin teh Peter Gethers buks abowt Norton, teh traveling Scottish fold kitteh (inkluding The Cat Who Went to Paris). Sum ov yoo cheez-peeps wuld lyke these buks:

    http://www.randomhouse.com/features/nortonthecat/

  45. nulca says:

    Hi guys! I have a question.. I’m not a native speaker of English.. how do you pronounce words like ‘kitteh’ . ‘teh’ , ‘mah’ etc.?

    • gremlin says:

      Hai, nulca! Lots of these words are just misspellings of regular English words. Here is how I hear them when I read them:

      kitteh = kitty
      teh = the
      mah = my
      kthxbai = OK, thanks, good-bye

      There is a link to a WIKI at the top of the ICHC site that takes you to definitions of some of the words and phrases commonly used. It says “learn lolspeak . . ” Enjoy! And welcome, if you’re new!

      *extends floofy orinj paw uv welkum*

  46. MicklPickl says:

    Mai eyeses, they iz blak basketballz

  47. Okai…ai be loozing cheezfrenz. Lass knight, ai had 88 Frenz; naow, ai has 87… Ai r nawt wawnted heer. bai.

  48. Mount says:

    R kittehs eiz peenk? (nawt teh hyooj blak parrt, teh liddle teeeeny ring round dat)

  49. Kitteh’s eise bees soe blak adn pynk-rimmed: awlmoast luukes liek a liddel blak stuffedt toi kitteh kat wif blak, shoo-button eises; :roll:

  50. 13ubbles says:

    iz jus me or iz catnip kitteh blindz?

  51. wolvesrule says:

    he luks lik awil kitteh.


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