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Pawshank Redemption

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  1. Hashim says:

    release meh u hooman fool!

    • Hashim says:

      iz innocent i tellz u, INNOCENT!!

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      convict ulashunz, hashim!
      i say we bakez a cake wif filez innit so kitteh kin exkape? or maybee a tooona sufflay?

      • or a hacksaw hamburger?
        a tunneling tuna sooflay
        … hmm… brayne not wrking so fast rite now.
        goes to get fuds
        brb

      • Hashim says:

        o hai mary O’Spockn!!
        fankz fur da congratz…. or iz i convicted? (chill up da spine)… just joking!
        i say a toooona sufflay would be nice! :)

      • rhsb says:

        U want “Jailbreak” by Thin Lizzy or “Jailhouse Rock” by Elvis?

        • rhsb says:

          Oar, “Red” by that country guy. Iz funnee song.

          • rhsb says:

            Heer it is!

            “Ole Red” by Blake Shelton

            Well I caught my wife with another man
            And it cost me ninety nine
            On a prison farm in Georgia
            Close to the Florida line
            Well I’d been here for two long years
            I finally made the warden my friend
            And so he sentenced me to a life of ease
            Taking care of Ol Red

            Now Ol’ Red he’s the damnedest dog that I’ve ever seen
            Got a nose that can smell a two day trail
            He’s a four legged tracking machine
            You can consider yourself mighty lucky
            To get past the gators and the quicksand beds
            But all these years that I’ve been here
            Ain’t nobody got past Red

            And the warden sang
            Come on somebody
            Why don’t you run
            Ol’ Red’s itchin’ to have a little fun
            Get my lantern
            Get my gun
            Red’ll have you treed before the mornin’ comes

            Well I paid off the guard and I slipped out a letter
            To my cousin up in Tennessee
            Oh and he brought down a blue tick hound
            She was pretty as she could be
            Well they penned her up in the swampland
            ‘Bout a mile just south of the gate
            And I’d take Ol’ Red for his evening run
            I’d just drop him off and wait

            And the warden sang
            Come on somebody
            Why don’t you run
            Ol’ Red’s itchin’ to have a little fun
            Get my lantern
            Get my gun
            Red’ll have you treed before the mornin’ comes

            Now Ol’ Red got real used to seeing
            His lady every night
            And so I kept him away for three or four days
            And waited till the time got right
            Well I made my run with the evenin’ sun
            And I smiled when I heard ‘em let Red out
            ‘Cause I was headed north to Tennessee
            And Ol’ Red was headed south

            And the warden sang
            Come on somebody
            Why don’t you run
            Ol’ Red’s itchin’ to have a little fun
            Get my lantern
            Get my gun
            Red’ll have you treed before the mornin’ comes

            Now there’s red haired blue ticks all in the South
            Love got me in here and love got me out

          • Hashim says:

            how bout ‘Runaway’ frum Linkin Park?

  2. gremlin says:

    We plawts owr exskaype!

  3. leeza-b says:

    u gots the littul hammer? hand it overs…

  4. jk2kitteh says:

    ornj kitteh iz outta heer

  5. Maus says:

    Caretroll Bait!

  6. mom21kitteh says:

    mai pounty endz get me free!

  7. “Ai habs a dreem”

  8. rhsb says:

    Bettur maek sure teh alarm is awf…

  9. misslionforu says:

    Ai clawstrafobik…Lemme owt!!!

  10. rhsb says:

    Ai’ll b lyk teh Bradee Bunch an use a belt 2 grab teh kees.

  11. eeckthecat says:

    We will gets owt and go to Mexico,where we will catch fishees fer teh rest uv our lives…..

  12. Secret tunnel is hided behind a poster of Hello Kitteh.

  13. Feh. Mere hoomins cannawt kontain teh kitteh…

  14. rhsb says:

    OT: Mai hubbeh has teh stoopy. Ai jes emayled him an sed: Mai stuff be owt bai teh wiik-end at teh latist, tihs afturnoon at teh erleest.
    .
    .
    Him emayled mi bak an sed: Okay, jes let mi kno.
    .
    .
    Um…ai jest did!

  15. Teh Long Arm of teh Law catched teh Short Arm wif teh Paw.

  16. friscokitteh says:

    “Here goggie, goggie. Trade keys for tihs bone.”……..
    Parrots of teh Cattibeen

  17. Green Is Good says:

    We needz the Dirty Dozen to bust kitteh out!

  18. Patrick says:

    “Soon ai reelyzd dat ai culd reed teh wurds awn teh cayj…”

  19. two_kittehs says:

    I no wanna be in deh sheltah
    plz to be taking meh home wid U
    I not poizon but the sweetest kitteh U will eber has
    :pitiful mrreow..

    • leeza-b says:

      I has a sad now…. waaahhhhh!

      • two_kittehs says:

        donut be sadz leeza-b
        oranj kitteh will sitz in U r lapz
        and purr
        and makes U feel bettah

      • gremlin says:

        Ohai, leeza-be, plz to nawt haz a sad!

        BTW, hao ar things goin wit teh blind kitteh yoo is tryin to feed? (I finks it wuz yoo hoo tawked abowt this . . . if not yoo, I pollygize.)

        • leeza-b says:

          oh sowry… *sniff*
          I has not seen the little (possiblee) blind kitteh since Sunday.
          But one of teh other strays, the little gurl I gotted spayed last week, is not doing 2 gud. She won’t eet, and won’t let me get near her, and she was teh FRENDLEE before… I think she mite be sick. I hope she duzzn’t has an infeckshun from teh surgery. :(

          • Hashim says:

            Ohai Leeza-b!!! pweaze dnt haz a sad…
            i hope dat she turn out jus’ fine…. and if da maybe-blind-kitteh haz runaway, he may not be blind and not so sad and desperate…i hopez he cumz back and da ober kitteh bez nice wiff u..

          • two_kittehs says:

            oh noes pooh kitteh
            {{{{{leeza-b an her kittehs}}}}}
            I hope herz ged bedderz
            Uz is doing ceiling cat’s work
            good luck!

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            *wurree linez deepen on forehead*
            {{{leeza-b adn herz kittehz}}}

            • poohbear3931 says:

              {{{{{{leeza-b an teh kittehz}}}}}} Y00 iz doin eberythin y00 kan! Hopin all will bee well…

            • leeza-b says:

              fanks guiz.
              I feel reely bad about this one; she wanted to stay in wif me. But I gots 2 neerly 13-yr old cranky kittehs who didn’t think much of dat idea. I tried introdoocing them but Thelma hedbatted her and Weezy was afrayd uv her. So I had to put hur owt.. she really did nawt want to go back owt. Sat at the door and cried… it hurted my hart.
              Todai it’s hades hot owtside too… I feel bad for teh sick kitteh owt in this heet.

              • Praps u cud bringing her in an keep her inna seprat room? *seh axed hopefullee*

                • gremlin says:

                  I wuz finkin that too. Yor storeh wurreed meh. When he got fixed, mah furst kitteh got reelly sik. Wuz infekshun frum teh surjery. I left hoem in teh mornin an he wuz sittin on teh cowch, feelin warm to teh tuch. When I kaym hoem, he wuz in saym spot, still feelin warm. Had to git teh antibiotics an then he wuz azgudaznew.

  20. ::::::::::::::BRIEF SEGUE:::::::::::::

    Ai seimousely fink mai Zeus kitteh iz going to end up in teh bafftub wun uv deez daze, an’ ai hoep ai’m arown’ tew see it. Ebery naow an den, Zeus will poek himz hed into teh baffroom wyle ai takin uh shaoer…iz bery kyoot. HAOEBER, todai, him wawked up tew wiffin six inches uv teh tub…an akshully reeched aot for it! Him waawnted tew jump inna tub, aifinkso!

    ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::END SEGUE:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      to be contimewed…

      • officecat says:

        My kitteh haets water…so I wuz suprised to see him onez day come into teh bafroom while I was takin a baff. He walks up next to meh in teh tub an gives me teh look lyke “whachadooin?”. Then he squatts, readiez and jumped into my baff! I can still remembar hiz big eyez as he saw teh watr belo! He hit teh watr (I sware he bownced) and den proceeded to use me as teh ladder owt! I still has scarz on meh belleh frum where he uzed hiz pointy ends to latch awn!

    • Hashim says:

      will da kyoot kitteh liek a baff or not….continue da saga…

    • poohbear3931 says:

      Mebbe Zeus iz swimmin Van Kitteh inna prebious incar… inkarn… life?

      • gremlin says:

        Mah Dexter luvs teh watur an haz coem in teh showr at leest 5 tymes nao! His gramma wuz part Maine coon. They luvs teh watur too!

        • rhsb says:

          Gremlin – Ai wuz luukin at ur pikshurs. Iz dat u wif teh ginormis orinj kitteh?

          • gremlin says:

            Yep! Thatz meh! Teh ginormis orinj kitteh wuz mah beeg boi kitteh Gremlin. He wuz 22 pownds an I lurved heem lawts. He wuz meen to uther peepul, tho; he only lyked 2 peepuls in teh wurld. Lukkily, mah boyfrend wuz wun ov them! He broked owr harts when he left us. (Sawree to repeet – I haz talked abowt heem lots.) He had teh diabeetus an I had to giv heem shots twice a day. Nobuddy els culd tuch heem but mah boyfrend an meh. Thatz why we started taykin heem everywhar, inkluding camping! Grem would stay in teh kar most uv teh tyme – I put teh lidder bokx in teh trunk. Mah kar had a pass-thru bak seet, so kitteh culd walk arownd kar and use lidderbokx in trunk whenever he wunted. It is nawt troo that yoo kant teech an old kat noo trix! Grem luvved to travel an see things.

            That pikshor uv me holdin him wuz tayken on owr last kamping trip togethur in 2004. *whispers* I still misses heem. He hazza spot in mah bak yard – that korner uv teh yard wher teh flowrs grow tall is kalld Gremlin’s Meadow, an teh deer an burds an bunnehs plays ther. Is a lawt lyke Mu Meddow; thatz why I kin see teh Mu Meddow so kleer . . .

            Teh liddel gray tabbeh is Dexter. I will put up summoar pikshors within teh week. He is teh kyoot, an I lurvs heem awlreddy, but he is a handful! A liddel sumthin that wuz borked in mah hart fur so lawng is startin to heel a liddel, I finks.

            • rhsb says:

              Mai Josie wuz diabetick, 2! At her hevyist, her wayed ober 20 lbs. Teh vet an ai gotted hur wate down 2 jes ober 12 lbs.

              Ai miss Josie sew hard. Sumtimes, ai fink ai feels/heers hur get inna bed. Iz weerd an comfortin alla sayme.

              {{{gremlin}}}

              • nightshayde says:

                Awww – mebbe yer Josie is gettin inna bed tew cumfurt & protek yew, rhsb. Ai doan fink teh kittehz eber goez bery far awai eben wen deyz ober teh bridj oar in teh meddow. {{{{{rhsb}}}}}

              • rhsb says:

                U has teh nyse smile, gremlin. :-D

              • gremlin says:

                I noes teh feeling. If Grem had insulin “issues,” it wuld yooshully happen at 4 in teh morning. Fur teh furst kuppla weeks after he left, I kept waykin at 4 in teh morning, lissnin fur teh sownd uv heem kawlin fur meh. Wherever I wuz in teh hows, he had to be rite ther, with a paw or a tayl tuchin meh. We wuz soul-mayts.

                I wayted a lawng tyme to get a noo kitteh. I thot it wuldnt be fayr to expekt ennykat to fill such beeg pawprints. Mah hart longs fur orinj kats, an thatz whut I thot I’d git agin, but mah sister’s frend’s kitteh had a litter uv tabby bois with whyt pawz. I think they is teh kyoot too! But ther is sumthin speshul abowt teh way teh lyte holds teh orinj wuns in its paws, an lytes theyr fur with gold.

                • leeza-b says:

                  oh Gremlin… it may be sum yeers down the rode, but you will luv ur Dexter every bit as much in teh end.. maybe a littel diffrently, but still wif a fierce.

                • booklion says:

                  gremlin, my kitteh wz a soul-kitteh, too. He tawt me lotz about menny tings. And he had diabetes, & he lubbed trabeling wif me, too. So gud in teh car, in motel rums. He wz always king, eberywhere he went, & otter peeps & catz uzually rekognized it, 2.
                  He passed ober teh brij 7 yeerz ago, & I still haz nawt been able 2 haz a new kitteh.

                  • gremlin says:

                    {{booklion an soul-kitteh}} I finks ther is a speshul bond between peeps an ther kittehs hoo haz speschul needs or helth issues. When yoo haz too fite for theyr lifes sumtiems, yoo becoems very klose.

                    Teh furst week I had mah noo kitteh (got heem last Monday in June), I just sat an held heem in mah arms an lukked an lukked at heem to mayk shur he wuz reel.

                    Is nawt a replaycement fur mah soul-kitteh, but is a wunnerful kitteh. I hoeps wun day yoo is reddy fur a noo kitteh. Moar lykely a kitteh will find yoo . .

            • nightshayde says:

              Awwww *sniff*.

              Yew is teh pretteh, Gremlin! Yer Gremlin wuz kwite a hansum boikat. Aiz sew sry fur yer loss. {{{{{Gremlin}}}}} Yer Dexter is sew adorabul! Ai kin see dat himz gonna be a pawfull — but aifinkso himz will be wurf it. ;)

              • gremlin says:

                Aw, shuks. *digs paw in durt, lukkin imbarrissd* Fanks, guise! We wuz kampin an I did nawt brush mah hayrs. But thatz meh in teh flesh!

                Dexter is teh luvvy boi. He luvs hed bonks an nose tuches. When I gitz hoem, I lugz heem arownd teh hows an snorgles heem vishuslee! He luvs it! We rubs heds an chop-slams eech uther with viggur.

                Mah boyfrend lykes adult kats but has liddel payshuns with kittehs an their silleh wayz. But he wuz teh wun hoo sujjested we do tayl surjery on teh floofy maus that is teh curren fayvrit. (An explayned to meh that I shud crumple up Pounce on teh kitteh fud every day to git heem to eet moar.)

                Teh luv uv a noo kitteh . . . we is growing it at owr haus! I bot a lidel sine that I hung over teh doorway in mah haus. It sez . . . And they lived happily ever after. :-)

      • leeza-b says:

        maybe in prebius life, Zeus was Neptune!

  21. Hashim says:

    me iz goin’ to sleep, see ya’ll 2morr…*THUD* *fallz on da floor and sleepz* *zzZZzZZzzzZZzZZ*

  22. jmuhj says:

    …an ai’ll miit ya bai teh siishoar daown Mexico way an wii’ll goe bonita fishing evurii dai

    GET ‘EM ALL OUT OF THE CAGES AND INTO LOVING, FOREVER HOMES!!!

  23. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    WANT FUD! AI IZ HUNGEE!

  24. Jayleburd Kitteh flyez teh koop; hims haz pikked teh lokk adn wil bees aowt inna jiffee;

    Hims hasta geyt uused tuu teh aowtsyde whirld: noe moar iynstituushunal dryeded kitteh fuud oar rekohnstituutid kauncentraytid wature; oanley Perrier frum naow awn!!

  25. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    O hai, cheshirekittehkat!

    Sounds gud to me! When can we fliez teh koop?!

  26. Qasim says:

    run kitteh run kitteh

  27. fleece says:

    nnooooes!! poor kitteh – i neerly be cryzin nao.. kitteh shud not be incarser… incarsar… put behinds barz.. vey should be free to pee n poop with the wind in ver tailz!!

  28. rodney dill says:

    CATTICA! CATTICA! CATTICA! CATTICA!

  29. rodney dill says:

    The Catbird of Alcatraz

  30. Tinian says:

    That was unusually clever.

    CATTICA! CATTICA! CATTICA! CATTICA! was pretty good, too!

  31. fnk4 says:

    teh best lolcat evur!

  32. Punkin says:

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