i killd teh beast
i killd teh beast dat eated my brudders
da beast looks liek dis scary fing.
picture: kitteh pimp. lol caption:
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Ai’z a big strrawng kitteh
Cong rat shoelaces annipuss! Wuld u like a dreenkee?
Thx, gf, Ai lub a drinkie – wat iz u offrin?
Gf? Nebber ben calld dat b4! Lets see. I has watur, cola, shampayn, orinj juice, and apul juice. Whichevur u wuld lyke! I’d lyke sum cola, mahself.
*grabs shampayn an orinj joose an maeks Mamosas foar awl teh cheezfriends!*
Oh! Dats a gud mixchure dere!
Dat’s cawled “Buck’s Fizz” in TTI. Ai fort mimosaa haz sumfing moar dan juss orinj joos an shampain,
I red that kwik an thot yoo sed orinj joos an shampoo, LOL!
Congratz, annipuss. Wut dantzes shal we do nao?
Ai’z 2 hawt 2 dans – Ai’ll juss wotch ebbrywun els.
TTI? I’m gessin dats a place lyke a cuntree or a sitee? Well, I gess u culd put sumfin els in it lyke lemin joos 4 sum flavr, but mumosa iz baysicly shampayn nd orinj joos.
Teenie Tiny Ingerland….TTI
Hello GuitarFreak, I suspex dat yer kinda new here so WELCOME!1!
Der is a way cool Wiki dat covers summa de more obskure langwidge here you kin get to it using the link at the tawp of the page. Wut tends so happin is names git abbreviated so we slow finkers and slower typers can conserb energy and keystrokes. If you doan lyke being called GF would Start-man be bedder or axman or Tele or LesPaul custom or rickenbacher flyin vee or sumfin along dose lines?
Yeah, I hab ben 2 dat wiki. I’ve ben heer 4 mabee 1 munth sew I’m nawt too noo. Gf iz fine. Les pauls nd Teles r awesum, tho!!!
**grabz pitcher uv fraishlee miksded Mamosas n pores beeg glas full 4 sef, but oanlee aftur porin wun 4 annipuss**
Conga-Ratz annipuss! n Cheez!
*grabbittee paws snag Aahz’s glas*
*slurpslurpslurpsluuuurrrrrpppslurpitee*
Yum!!!
*hed hanging in shayme*
Sowree, ai gottinged carreed awai.
*trots off to maek a HYOOJ pitchur ob Mimosas fur alla cheezfrens*
Aw, u kno hao curios kittehs can be. Its okay. I has plentee ub shampayn nd orinj joos, abtur awl!
iz K — iz CheezLand!! Awl dreenkeez r bottumliss heer!
Phew!!!
de firstest step is admitting u has a problem DK.
Mai problum is dat ai’z onlee had WUN Mimosa – want MOAR!!
maybee we shud goes to Floridah.
LOTS ov oranj joos down there!
And lots of nice beeches…
Hmmm, YHNGs on beeches, too.
Runs off to pak bag wif toofbrush, bavving soot n wippy creme*
um… wut is teh ‘H’ for?
*she asks nerbussly*
H… H… Half! (Wut did u fink?)
Um, teh furst thing that came to mind wuz.. hairy!
Lolz!
Um, leeza, do u fink peepls mite hab teh impreshun taht wii R, er, slitelee OBSESSED wif bois? Hmmmm?
Goin hoem naow – bak to plai later.
C y’all!
well shur, if ur going to draw their attenshun to it!
I was onlee thinkin of fresh oj for teh
mimosas! But since I is u, guess I was thinkin
of YNHGs too.
YHNGs.
Dubble
Adn heer I wuz thinking it wuz
Yung Hawt Nekkid Guize.
Dat wuz mai thot too, cweenmj. Honestlee tho — ai prefurs teh half-nekkid guize to teh nekkid guize *moast* uv teh tiem.
Yup, sumtymez even half-nekkid iz too much.
Wii haz lotza half-nekkid guise heer at deh
lake gitting in and owtta deh boatz.
Mostlee not so hawt.
Awl I kin say iz: if yer belleh hangz down
over yer wasteband adn bownces arownd
wen ya wawk
– FER DEH LUV UV MIKE, PUT A SHURT ON!!
Adn wyle yer at it, git pantz dat downt b showing deh crack!!!!
Rite On! Sistah cweenmj!!!
Flabby bellys an bared bum crak is nawt sew grate akshully
dis is ware the math gits tricky: if a YHNG is der same as Y.5NG den wehn yo has two ob dem is dat 2xY.5NG or de same as 2YNG or is dat the same sa as 1 Y.25NG? And if deyer 1/4 N den wuts left on dem? Would debreefing turn the Y.25NG back into a whole YNG? Dis are why you never let the English major figgur out the tip.
who is Mike? I unnerstands yer being put off by the dunlap belly and the buttcrack howsoebber, they shorts is hard to pull up far enuff when the big flubby belly pushes em back down alla time and the tee shirt adds a coupla degrees of heat which big fat alreddy sweaty guys don’t need. Anyways the teeshirt would turn into a wet teeshirt and dat mite be werser. Not I know any of dis frum personable experients ob korse, I mearly oberweight well short of having Dunlaps. (Dats where yer belly dun laps ober yer belt)but
wut haz ben seen cannot b unseen.
iyes an mind bleech needed ifinkso. Ewwwww!!
Man-boobz, nawt so grate ackshully.
Awlso known az “moobs,” officecat.
…
Sol! Welkum bak!!! Ai haz nawt seen yew in a lawng tiem!
Tanks, iht haz been a lawng week.
eben werser – when we wuz in Hawaii on teh beach, we seed a big fat hairy old guy… wearing a THONG!!!!
Sumbuddy — pleez to drive poyntee stik thru mai eye if ai eber C fat haree gui n de thong!
Yung Hawt Nekkid Gurlz (cawlidge co-edz. plz)
Sowwy iffn u dinnt liek me bein 2 lazee 2 tiep ur hole naem! I dinnnt trust mai spellin!
Ai fink orinj joos wud be gud thx.
Its ok! I aktually lyked bein called dat! Okay, *pors annipuss sum orinj juice* Heer u goes! *pors mahself sum cola*
CHEEZ!!!
now we eets dis big fishee!
Wif lemin joos. Dat maks it delishiss!
Mmm. Lemin joos maekz menny fings delishiss!
yas, I luvs lemmings…. oh wayte, u do meen the tender bite sized suicidal mammalz, rite?
Why that sownds delishus!
Mrs. Paul’s mayks those, rite? Yoo kin find them in teh frozen sekshun.
Mrs. Paul’s Lemmings. Tender, byte-sized suicidal mammals, yum!
Reglar ur extry-krispy.
Um… ew. DO NOT WANT.
Kthxbai.
But it spitted tehm ak owt!
Kitteh worries about siblings who is down in teh mouf.
Win!
@@@@@
awe….dun b sad, kitteh. dey gonna dew dere Noah impreshun adn dey’ll b fyne!
err…Jonah.
*goze bak 2 swillin’ kawfie hopin’ ta wayk up*
dere are 5 kittehs and one fishee.
*runs it up on calculater*
We cud still do noah, buts we got to get one more fishee and looz 3 kittehs.
And maybe gets sum giraffs.
looz 3 kittehs?
I tink we shud hav xtra kittehs and leev a couple nawt so nice animals…like miskeetoz.
well we can werks wif the xtra kittehs.
but we definitelee needs anodder fishee.
And I agrees, we can do wiffowt the moskeetos.
While we’re at it, lets forget the fyre ants 2.
Oooh. Mebbe we kin leevs stoopy pplz behind, tew. Ai doan fink we needs dem. An fleez an tix. Dey kin stay behind azwell.
N ex-hubbehs n der lolyers.
Hey!
Doan leev owt all teh lolyers!
WIN!!11! nightshayde!
Didz Noah has fishies onna ark? I wooda thunk dey were left inna water for the flood? l nawt good wif math.
Not to menshun…
Antylopes wif bad attitudes
Bees, killer
Cucharachas, all sizes
Derelict deer
E…
Elolofuntz
Ferretz
Giraffs
Heffalumpz (doan wanna fur-gitz dem dis tym)
I…
Nononononono! This is list of creetures we is leaving BEHINE.The B-Ark list.
Hairdressers
Tri-D TV producers
Insurance salesmen
Personnel officers
Security guards
Management consultants
Telephone sanitizers
…
I kin c dat Maus nawt can haz ellermintree edyoomukayshun — Himz alfybitz neadz werkz…
rofpimp!!
Poor LCB. U can’t has bof!
Do u want alfamabetickal wif rong topic?
Or Do u want alloutuvorder wif rite topic?
Choose….. but choose wiselee…
Ok, I choose… teh green wire!
No, wait! Teh bloo wi– *KABLOOM*
Hay, I is teh ded now. I can haunt mysself!
Hay! I krektid maisef! LCB can haz alfamabetikle listee wif rite tawpic (as opposed to toe-pick) – c b-loe…
o hai, LCB…welkom to teh afterwurldz. no cheezburgers heer, but dere’s plentee ob cotton candi an kreem cheez…nawt at teh saym tym tho. pleh!
Uh ohz … LCB n m21k r goesteez!!! We neadz 2 kawl da Goestbussturz!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpmSldUC0hU
Den agin … mebbe we neadz 2 kawl sumwun els…
No cheezburgers?!? Whut kine afterlife u calls THIS?
I might has to go possess somebuddy or go haunt a burger joint.
wii can haz level 5 cleric to cast raise ded? ai haz 5k gps rite heer, ai pawmis!
Oar mebbe 75WHM. >.>
75 WHM yes preaze, raize 3 ftw!
Yew playz teh FFXI, officecat???
*getz awl eggzitud*
Could u guise has ur conversation later, plz? m21k-ghost and me is not getting any less ded over here, u knoes!
/ma “Raise III” [LCB]
Der. Yew shud be awl beddur in 5 minnitz.
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How do you put up comments with other names but with the same avatar? Above the comment box, I see “Logged in as nightshayde,” but nowhere to change it.
[lolspeak]
I haz a confuzzuld.
U changes ur nickname in WordPress. It shows u how about in teh middlol of this tutorilol:
http://www.hullcloth.com/evidence/movies/add_avatar_and_URL/add_avatar_and_URL.mov
Oh, but warning: it takes about a hour and elebenty minnits for ur commints to appear after u changes nicknames.
So I might just stay ded for teh rest of teh evening.
Uh-oh. Ai just tried… we’ll see.
Heh – gess it diddint werk. Wutebber.
Fankz fur teh halp, tho!
Did u rember to SAVE after ur changed ur nickname? Oh, u alos has to pick ur nickname from teh pulldown list under where u typed in teh nickname after u SAVE it. Then u has to SAVE again.
Ewpz — I hadded da listee bakwerdz — iz spowsta b doze we WONTZ 2 leev bihynd…
sorree… I trie agin:
…
Eetin bugz
Flyz (hoarse, hows, n awl da uvver kyndz)
Goefurrz (”I’m awl rite!”)
Heffalumpz (waol, dey DUZ nom hunny… )
I…
Insecz wiv bitey bits
Jellofish taht stingz us
Kreepy-krawlies taht iz poisun
L….
poohbear!
Dat’s okay ~ poohbare walks on teh wadder!
Invisible lolophants that is stinky when u pulls ur unkle’s finger
Jittery sloths
Koala lions
L…
Liddul kritterz wif big teefz
Mean peepz
Nasty Ikkee fingz
O…..
Orneree peepz n aminulz
Peepz hoo hertz uvver peepz
Queer fingz
R…
Rillee cloze-minded pplz
Stoopy pplz uv menny deskripshuns
Teenajurs (an ebbreewun else) datz meen to aminuls
U…
unklols wib inbisibul elolofants
vaaary mean pplz
worfless stingy fings
x…
Xtra ornree peepz
Yukkee peepz & yukkee fingz
Z…….
an possiblee all of de garden slugs, jus askin slongz weer at it.
Ai haz a sad fer losted kittehs, sew wii hafta keep teh xtras.
Awn a reelayted topik, heer’s a losted kitteh ai haz a sad fur, but aifinkso her will fynd a foreberhome fur shur nao, so ai haz a happi dat ai gots 2 luk at her.
B shur to klik 2 see teh moobie ob her, two!
http://www.wnbc.com/news/17023140/detail.html
Jonah kitteh and hims bruvvers…
Jeez. I needs to reed teh capshuns sumdais. Tihs commint brot to yoo by yer Department of Redundency Department…
Dat’s ohtay Maus. Here, hav a chocolate mocha to waek you up…
Plz 2 hep n assist 2 stamp owt n iradeekayt eksessiv, sooperfloowuss, n repettitiv redundinsee…
An tawtolijee 2 as well liekwyze
an awlso
Notwivstandin…
heertoofore
furvermoar
“etsetteruh, etsetteruh, etsetteruh”
STN!
An so on
not to menshun
An sew fourth…
ipso fakto . ..
ibid
op sit (sit, boi, sit! nao stay! stay!)
Quod erat demonstrandum quam celerrime quam modo.
STN
ad nauseum
ad vertisum
Ad infinitum per ardua ad ASDA.
ad a bit uv pepto bismal and dat will go rite away.
*Ahem*
There’s no decorum
In teh forum
Pompeii salute
Nawtee nawtee
Up Pompeii!
Duz Pompeii can haz uh Nottee Barn 2?
It has a Nawtitorium.
Iffn der wazn’t a nawty barn in Pompeii, der orted 2 haz bean wun. Haz u seed sum uv teh pikchoors dey had awn teh wawlz?
I fink tehy had teh Nawty Tempul.
Reelee! But iz steel beddur dan da vindin musheenz dey can haz n Japan — rite, Nightshayde?
Frum wut I haz red, dehy hadded deh Nawtee Barnz, Nawtee Howsez, Nawtee Baffz, Nawtee Shedz, Nawtee Stadiumz, Nawtee Parlerz, …… ….
Egg-zak-lee, Aahz.
Teh Pompeii peepz hadda Nawty um… well… place to go to haz teh prosteetootz doin diffrint fings. Dere wuz a pikshur ober eech room, showin teh speshultee uv teh gal(s) in dat rum — kinda liek a Nawtee Menyoo. Kinda sensibul if yew fink abowt it.
Waow — I nawt b noein dat till naow… Dat b innerstin, nightshayde! Sew taylz me — Y 4 duz U happin 2 b noein dat?
Aiz bin to teh Pompeii a kuppuluv tiemz. Nawt sekkund tiem, ai wuz 11 yeerz owld — sekkund tiem wuz in 2004. Dat place is a MAJOR stop on teh “tour” uv teh rooins. The whole place is pretty remarkable, actually.
Datz kewl, nightshayde! I nawt bin 2 Itulee, but Id liek 2 goe sumdai…
I can haz bin 2 Grees — da Palis at Nossos iz reelee, reelee kewl! Didja noez dat dey can hadz runnin waddur bak den (1500 BC)?!? Dey wuz b4 deyz tym!
I has beend to El Jem in Tunisia. The place where teh gladiators an Lions fited. Wuz ossim atmosfeer tehre,
I wented to teh Star wars filmin place too.
Ephesus (outside Kusadasi, Turkey) iz awlso bery kewl. Dey had teh hawt & cold runnin waddur dere a bery bery lawng tiem ago. Ai lubz teh arkeelolojee.
Iz dat Department in Sector R?????
Himz haz no teef – yer brudders will be teh fien.
five bebbeh kittehs
so cute..
Oh noes I fink I ar going to splort
:HALP!!!
Qwick…put awn yer CHRG and taype it down tite !!
It ar 2 late for CHRG mah brains is already
exploding wid deh cuteness of five bebbeh kittehs at once
it ar too much to take
:sighs
OH NOES!!!! AND I DON’T NO TEH PROSEEJURE!!! IS DERE ANEE BUDDY HOO NOS TEH PROCEEJURE?
Heer kumz da CCC!!!
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 2K**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 mayk em awl smoov**
**dukkeetayp 2 hoald evvyfing 2gevvur agin**
**putz bavvin kap wif liddul fisheez awn it awn 2K’z hed**
**snapz CHRG(w/doi) obber bavvin kap**
**raps 2K wif softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv fisheez**
Dere U goez 2K — rilaks inna comfee chayr n da Splort Lownj
Haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp, n nom awn sum sordid chokklitz wif kreemee fillinz 2 hep U gitz ur strengf bak. U gunna b jess fyn naow…
:sipping deh choclits wid chrg on deh head
fanks aahz ,eeck and guitarfreak I ar much bedderer nowz
I has a link 2 halp meh
It was cyootie killed the beast.
Wot, he choakd awn a kitteh?!
Yes but we performed teh Heimlol Manoover to reskew teh kitteh.
Teh Heinielick Manoober?
Dats onlee when dere’s budder on da buns…
So that’s what you call it…
Dat’s wut nightshayne calls it, ai fink.
nightshayDe
Um…
Ai seemz to rekall dat ai wuz sugjestin dat sumwun else wud have to … um.. remoov teh buddur in sum fashun so dat stikurrs kud be applied.
…
Yeah.
That’s it.
NS, u maded me laff owtlowd seberal times yesterdai wif ur commint abowt inspeckting teh buns ti see if dey were fresh, n den saying that’ll do pig.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!11!
I finksew dat U wontid 2 yooz majikle markurz 2 drawd awn sum hot bunz. I sujestid yoozin kullerd buddurz — dat way U kin dew bowf da buddurd bunz n da drawinz…
Ai prefur teh Heineken manoober
dat’z gud eksersyz, 2 — I kawlz it “12-ownts kerlz”
Yiss, it maeks ur elboes strawng
Wen yu laff so much, yu barf?
That’s teh one. We showed hims our driving license pictures. Does teh trick every time.
I dunno — ifn I shoad mai DL pitcher, dey mite froe up nawt-sekkund wifowt laffin…
Mabye the will be teh laffing at whut u sed ur weight was.
Nawt ennymoar! I dun loozded 20 pownz sintz I startid figger sk8n!! I wayz wat I spowsta way 4 da nawt-sekkund tym sintz kawlij!!
Then why does ur license say u weighs 2 ounces? And that u is elebenty hectares tall?
dats WAY unnerwayte!
Sits down Aahz.
*put Aahz inna chair and straps him in*
*putz larj stromberry pi in front of him*
*galoops on extra whippy creem*
*hands Aahz a spoon*
Dig in!
Mmmm … duz dis stromberree pi can haz roobarbz 2? plzthxiliekzroobarbpi
I haz uh funnee! At cherch dinnur 2nite dey hadded stromberree shoartcayk wif wippee kreem 4 dizzurt! I thotted uv dis fred n I laffted uh liddul bit cuz uv dat, n peepz rownd me wuz wundrin wat wuz sew funnee!
Mai mumkat sed dat iffn u lukked liek ur pikchoor on ur DL u wazn’t fit 2 dribe.
Aktually,mai license piktur luks pritee darn gud….
renewed by mail last time,so it is abowt 8 yrs owld!
I hadda real good DL pic and got to keep it 4 10 years because after teh first 5 years I renewered it online. Then a coupla years ago when it was time for renewering again and I getted a letter from teh DMV saying that I hads to renewer in person. *pout*
So when I went in, I axed why I couldn’t renweer online. Teh DMV lady sed “Because of ur picshur.” She meaned because they has a rule that u has to has a new picture took every so often. I sed “Whut? It doesn’t look *that* bad!” and she akshually laffed. I didn’t think that laffter was programmed into them. *shrug*
*hawnt hawnt hawnt* woooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo
u keeld mii ded!
Is there a eggsorcist in teh house?
Dats wehn yu make tehm laff so hard tehy snort teh kittehs owt tehr nose.
Yes, he iz cyoot! Gud fing I has mah CHRG!
Notiss how the one on the top-right jus decided to go to sleep.
awwwwww. lukkat da liddul wun snuggling the hero.
oh, noes …wuz not purrrpared…
*luks round fr CHRG*
*kwiklee puts garden clog on hed adn thinks ob slimee slugs*
whew. dat wuz close
*drip*
*drip*
*drip*
[bwaynes leaking]
Ohai Mais Oui!! Um, lukz liek U cood yooz sum hep…
**signulz 4 CCC 2 kumz obber**
**mopz up leekee braynz**
**oapinz Mais Oui’z brayn doar**
**pores braynz bak inna hed**
**dukkee tayp 2 keap dore cloazded**
**taykz awf oald CHRG**
**riplaysiz wif fresh bavvin kap n noo CHRG(w/doi)**
**rapz Mais Oui n fwoofee bwankee wif pitchers uv fisheez**
Izzat beddurer, Mais Oui? Heer, lai daown n dis comfee chayr n da Splort Lownj (ebben tho U nawt kumpleatlee splortid, U kaymd cloas sew U neadz 2 rekubber)
Has sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur, n nom awn sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif sordid kreemee fillins (4 ur vyteeminz)
ooo my favrite kinda biteamins! fnaks.
nomnomnomnom
Dat wuz close. itaekz lil reecubery nappytime nao.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Uh oh… Heer, I has a extra! Heer, put dis CHRG awn! Nebber a gud sign win teh bwaynes ar leekin’.
fnaks!
*putz spaer CHRG in pokkits*
No! It is I who will eat YOU!
It did not eat tehm. Tehy ar onlii relaxin tehr. An it luks laik wan uv tehm iz yur SISTUR.
Um – how are u telin dat? U haz de x- ray vishun? Oh, nebber mind, she is tortie… ai gets it..otay, going bak in mai offus nao…
She is brudder from anudder gender.
ohai, lcb. I new I wz spennding 2 much tyme on ichc bekuz las week I dreemed tat you & Liam cayme to my nefyuze wedding & stoleded all teh wedding presentz. Furvvermor, Liam wuz not kitteh, but a 6″2″ YNG wif bery bery bery gud muskewlar debelopment.
Nawt rite for yu to go into peeps dreemz fur teh porpoises ov burglery. But yu can leev teh YNG bershun of Liam, kthnxbai
U knoes, I did wake up one morning feeling vry tired and there was rice in my hairs.
I is looking at Liam rite now and while he is teh vry handsum and has prty good muskulurs, he is not 6′2″ or a hooman, nakey or otherwise. Dang.
iznt der a fichee hoo carries da babees in da moof? Mommee fichee juzz lubing da babees.
Aifinkso taht iz teh seehorsie???
I googloled an apparentlee there’s a hole BUNCH of fishees that do this!
Here’s one– and it’s a CATfish!
http://www.planetcatfish.com/cotm/cotm.php?article_id=124
Not so much love, as eet or be eeten, tho!
Down in Mu Meddow in an itteh bitteh pool
Swam three littel kittehs an theyr bruther kitteh too.
Swim sed teh bruther kitteh, swim if yoo kan!
An tehy swam an they swam awl over teh dam.
Stop! sed teh beeg fishie, or ayll kawl yoo lunch!
Teh three littel kittehs they swam in a bunch.
Teh grayt spotted fishee he opened himz mouth,
But theyr bruther reskyued them befoar it swam south!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh new eerwurm….
*holdz hed and sobz*
Singit withmeh nao!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Hay, didja heer wii haz a gnu Maria in Kanadia? Yup, iz Elicia MacKenzie. “After studying everything from vocal training to mountaintop twirling, Canadians voted and with the help of Andrew Lloyd Webber the search to find Maria von Trapp is over.” Iz fur a produkshun ob The Sownd ob Musiks in Torronno inna fawl.
Uh, I just notissed ther is 2 kittehs on tawp. Let’z mayk that 5 kittehs to go, bartender!
Three bein reskyude. Two doin teh reskyuwin.
Say .. .
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And tehy swam and tehy swam awl ober teh dam
*plaintif wail wafting thru aire frum insaen asighlum*
*sobsobsobsob*
/lolspeak off
OK, I’ve tried to post a comment 3 times now and it’s not showing up. *grump*
Anyone have advice??
I has advice for u:
Cut teh green wire.
No, wait! Teh bloo wire! Cut teh bl– *KABLOOM*
Whoops, 2 late.
*wanders off whistling non-chalantly, then runsawayfast*
*splatz all ober teh sideywalk*
ai gess ai’m borked nao. doze CHRG hep wif sploshuns?
mebbe ai jus hawnt LCB nao. MWA-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Fine. I ain’t skeered of no ghosts.
Um, if annybuddy wants me, I’ll be at home, cowering under my bed.
*rattlez chayns an maeks all kindza skairy noyzes*
BOO!
*quivers in fear*
Mabye we coulds has a sayonce? Put this eebil, noisy spirit to rest?
Is there a medium in teh house? No? How bout a extry-large?
sowwy…ai r a small gohstie, nawt meedeeum oar extry-large.
I is a ghost now, too. Wanna go haunt teh Nawty Barn?
yay! wii can go skeer teh YNGs! ai hopez sumwun rayses us soon. teh cleric can ownli rays ded ef itz dun in teh nawt sekond twentebty-for owrz.
oh mi starz an whisskurs!!! *slides in , slippury shoo cawses her tew craches intew wall…..*
.* KRACHE*………oh noes tyme iz teh runnin owt fer LCB an m2 a ghost…..nowt tew wurry ai is heer tew halp.
*pulls owt 2 liddle dollz an startza stikin poinz in dem*
oh awate, datz nowt it….*putz dollz awai*
*grabz weeegee bord*
iz der NEwun owt der ??????? LCB ???? m2 a ghost ?????
hey lookit dat tv screem…itz awl fuzzy…..waaattttt?????
.”they’re bbaaaaakkkkkk”
got ‘em !!!!
was it this one?
*snerk*
sorry, cudn’t resist.
were u postin something wif a linky?
ai wuz tryin 2 post a linky! ai can haz hep, sinse obvouw…obveewusl….itz playne ai needz hep.
when u posts a link, make sure to take off teh ‘http’ from the front, and only has the ‘www’ onnit.
But doan be surprized wen teh linkee shows up wif teh “http” bak onnit. It duz dat ottomatiklee.
Sumtiems taht happens.
*Obviously, this one has worked!*
Iz it cud it be taht y00 are at the end of a fred?
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lawlz, tis vary funy picchur.
Great picture, my friend who loves cats love it too!
I do wants a big roundeye lepperd-fishie thingie to play wid.
Wher can I get one?
Do tehy grow in Lake Eeriee?
Prolly in Lake Springfield after Homer putted in himz nooclear pig waste…..?
nah, it donut has tree eyez lyke dat fishie in layk bai teh nookleeur plant. It onlee has kittehs!!!!
Cyoot widdle hero!
*SPLORT*
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*KKC is rappt in floofee blankee,*
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Tank you!
V gevrq gb cbfg n pbzzrag eryngvat gb gru sebmyyrq yrzzvatf nobhg Oenva’f Snttbgf ~ grufr ner erry gvuatm jr ner unoovat va GGV ~ n fbeg bi zrngonyy lbb vm rvgure yvrxva be ungva. Ohg vg jbbqahg yrg zr ~ cencf pbm bi gru snttbg gvuat?
Xhq irel jryy o. Qng vm cebyyl jha hi qru jreqm ba qur anjgrr yvfg.
lahdfaodfugjdl aosdfs souer saas;dlf a;dlfjdlf, seorulsdfjsa lkjadsflkjadf ouerouwer aldkfj!!!1!
V anjg svax H o gnjxva a EBG13 raalzbne…
HUH?
a;lkdjf;alkdfj;ldksafj oeiquroqieuroepiwur!
Wii wuz speeking in ROT13, emmanemz.
http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
I duzn’t rekanize ur langwidge. Duz u hab a decoder fer it?
OOOOOOOH! whoopsydaisy lol i wuz just typin random lettrz i will look into ur language!
v yrnearq ebg13! urur v qvqa’g xabj guvf jnf n ynathntr!
vg o na rrmrr jnl gb qvfxvrfr fghss. Qvq h errq qru anjg-frxxhaq rapbqrq zrffvw? H jvyy frr l EBG 13 jhm hfrq.
Lrj xva yrea njy xvaqm hi svatm unatva bjg ba gru vagnejrom njy qnl jra lbbm fcbfgn or jrexva! Tbbsva nebja vm rqwhznxnlfuhahy!
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Totoro
Grate Oz/Totoro kraws ref!! FTW!!
Doodz…
I needz some too.
In Soviet Russia, Fishie eats kats!
Kitteh bees Jack teh Gyant-Killure;
(Iyn tihs cayse teh Gyant heppens tuu bees a gyant faux-leppard throew wif aingule haiyre iyn hims mouf, wrappeded roun teh kittehs iyt tryeded tuu eet!!!)
Jack, ov coarse, killeded teh faux-leppard beest befoar iyt hadded a chaynce tuu nom Jack’s bruvvers;
Tihs scene bees a foto-op depiktyng Jack’s triuumph oaver teh maunsture adn admittedleey iyt bees sumewut staiged luukeing foar effeckt;
Iyn tihs shot, Jack’s bruvvers bees pretehndyng tuu luuk awl glassee-eyeded adn terryfieded;
(Afture tihs pikshure wuz taiken, Jack adn hims bruvvers hangeded teh tropheey onna waul azza mehmentoe)