Intervention kitteh…
Intervention kitteh… …stands tween u n ur addiction
kitteh noes da ebil of addicshuns.
picture: Mr.The.Spoon. lol caption: Fluffy
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I have a licker problem… see?
Mornin RD, Scotch fur sillybrations?
A little early… but its 5 o’clock somewhere
is late in australia purhaps?
Mebbe sum Irish cawfee? Wif whippee creem! Yum-O! (who let Rachel in heer?)
I waz up all nite bare-foot in kitchen, makin’ pi frum preevyus thred, need cafeen!
Mmmm cawfee! Anyone ever have iced Irish cawfee? Just wonderin’ if it’s worth the effort.
Days sum awfly good lickers to be puttin in da cawffees. Dun wanna waist waist a gud ting liek dat.
Speshaw guest come. Dis awe da bess lickers in haus!
Amy Whinehouse has a kitteh?
ee ai ee ai oh
win!
ifn Amy Whine-hows had dis kitteh mebbe she nawt end up in teh hawspitul?
well, he twied to mayke her go to weehab. . .but she says no.
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Ai alwaez sae mai kitteh Timmy cant control hiz licker.
and asks “how do you expect me to make a drink, without mixers?”
u noe gotz mixr?…… howz bout blender?
momcat
Gard kitteh sez: Noes to miksin singul malts
Strait up plz.
Rodney? That was both speedy and LOLsome.
Thank you,
you have to be speedy to beat annipuss.
Honestly, given my druthers, I’d have witty beat speedy any day. With a broken whiskey bottle.
(both together, though… that’s all right)
Yup yup yup. Luks laik kittoon defunutlii haz a licker problum. Wich bottul tew starton next.
will trade kitteh sum kozmik-kitteh katnipp 4 jak danielz.
Thankz for your comments. The whisky was very very nice. Couldn’t bring it with me when I moved to America, so I drank it!
For the record, Isle of Jura, Balvenie 12y/o, Laphroaig 10y/o, Highland Park 12y/o, Glendronach 12y/o, Glendronach 27 y/o, Talisker 1991 Distillers Edition, Tomatin 12 y/o, Glenfiddich Caoran Reserve, Glenrothes
Glendronach is my fave!
My original caption was “I am in yorz kitchen drinkin’ yorz whiskyz” but I think the new caption is better.
u’ve had eenuff
ohai annipuss
intervention kitteh needs to intervene u from basement ebil
Hawpfullee aint hippo-krit kitteh wif katnip-addikshun of oen…
Highball… hairball… come se come sa
AA-kitteh haz diskovered ur seecret stash
ai jush dwinks soshully, i swerz!!!
What yoo meen yoo wants “Hairs of teh doggie what bit you”?
No likker for you… how ’bout a nice mouse smoothie instead?
wiff sum cheez plz! i’ll haz a mouse smoothie wiff cheez!
Noes!!! Want hotdog!
ummmmmm, nommie!
intervenshun kitteh sez
you promised ud kwit
yeah rite
last time ai beleeves u
is ai teh ownlee wun hoo am happee tew see a lubbly boddul ob Glenfidditch in dere? … My Scottish heritage .. ai shows yew eet.
Iz am in teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny tiny Orkney! An dere’s a boddul of Highland Park dere! Dat’s dizt… disty… made heer! It beez da most norferlee dizt… disty… whisky makin place in Britin…
I haz a friend hu luvs teh Laphroaig lurking in teh bakgrund…luks like a connoi…
connysee…luks like sumwun hu noes bout whiskey libs here…
ai agwee, lukin lyke dere is mucho’s nicey wiskee dere. i spots isle of jura, teh highland park, glendronach, glenfidditch an Laphroaig. i din kno may pappa had godda kitteh!! :O
Kitteh is trying to re-creayte teh spirit of Stonehenge wif spirits.
ftw!! ai jus fown a boddul ob 55 yr old whiskey fur sale for £9,850 ($19,577) … ai needs tew lye daown nao.
Cudna be dat yummy..cud it??
one can onlee imajin
itz ancient….
i wunz had a 25 yr ol singul malt wen my granpappa retired, it was byootimus, but ai cudn hab tew moosh, i wus onlee 15!
you drank single malt at 15? I’m impressed.
It luikz a lot leik mai whisky cubbored 2. Myne wood hab Scapa insted ob Highland Park in it tho.
Iz noes lyk whiskey at all (pleh!) but I beleevs Scapa beez az gud az HP (Highland Park, not da catsup!). I noes… iz a waste 2 haz 2 gud whiskey makin places in meh home town an not lyke whiskey, but eben da smell maykes me kweezee!
Iz awl rite; meens moar left 4 mii!
Ai waz finking ai wants ta go ta dis parteh! Bery nice beverage sulecshun.
Agrees!
Medisanul purr-puses??
Yeah rite.
Kitteh luks liek he has samples the sauce
Ai agree- luk at himz eyez..
poor sauced kitteh. kitteh doesn’t leik when mommie drinks
wellz…
youz gotta tast da sauce afor u putz it awn da chikn u nao…
momcat
Darkside kitteh is mor phun den U
wot whiskey duz u rek… wrec… fink is gud 2 drink wiv cheezburgers? da 8 yeer old single malt, mibbe?
Depnz on how ewll yu cuks teh meat & whut kind ov cheez yu uzez. Cheddar? Bleu? Swiss? Provolene?
yew has tew hab nice aberdeen angus beef burger, wif teh bloo cheese meltied ober teh tawp, wif a lil salad garnish, an crustee ciobatta bred, den, yew hab a bbq sauce mayde wif whiskey. it wud be rood tew spoil whiskey wif fud! after teh burger, yew has an 12 yr old singul malt wif 2 ice cubes. no moar.
OMCC, Jimmba, yu maykes me hungree, & I haznt had brekkfess yet!