Intervention kitteh…
Intervention kitteh… …stands tween u n ur addiction
kitteh noes da ebil of addicshuns.
picture: Mr.The.Spoon. lol caption: Fluffy
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Cheezburger Network Blog
I have a licker problem… see?
Mornin RD, Scotch fur sillybrations?
A little early… but its 5 o’clock somewhere
is late in australia purhaps?
Mebbe sum Irish cawfee? Wif whippee creem! Yum-O! (who let Rachel in heer?)
I waz up all nite bare-foot in kitchen, makin’ pi frum preevyus thred, need cafeen!
Mmmm cawfee! Anyone ever have iced Irish cawfee? Just wonderin’ if it’s worth the effort.
Days sum awfly good lickers to be puttin in da cawffees. Dun wanna waist waist a gud ting liek dat.
Speshaw guest come. Dis awe da bess lickers in haus!
Amy Whinehouse has a kitteh?
ee ai ee ai oh
win!
ifn Amy Whine-hows had dis kitteh mebbe she nawt end up in teh hawspitul?
well, he twied to mayke her go to weehab. . .but she says no.
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Ai alwaez sae mai kitteh Timmy cant control hiz licker.
and asks “how do you expect me to make a drink, without mixers?”
u noe gotz mixr?…… howz bout blender?
momcat
Gard kitteh sez: Noes to miksin singul malts
Strait up plz.
Rodney? That was both speedy and LOLsome.
Thank you,
you have to be speedy to beat annipuss.
Honestly, given my druthers, I’d have witty beat speedy any day. With a broken whiskey bottle.
(both together, though… that’s all right)
Yup yup yup. Luks laik kittoon defunutlii haz a licker problum. Wich bottul tew starton next.
will trade kitteh sum kozmik-kitteh katnipp 4 jak danielz.
Thankz for your comments. The whisky was very very nice. Couldn’t bring it with me when I moved to America, so I drank it!
For the record, Isle of Jura, Balvenie 12y/o, Laphroaig 10y/o, Highland Park 12y/o, Glendronach 12y/o, Glendronach 27 y/o, Talisker 1991 Distillers Edition, Tomatin 12 y/o, Glenfiddich Caoran Reserve, Glenrothes
Glendronach is my fave!
My original caption was “I am in yorz kitchen drinkin’ yorz whiskyz” but I think the new caption is better.
u’ve had eenuff
ohai annipuss
intervention kitteh needs to intervene u from basement ebil
Hawpfullee aint hippo-krit kitteh wif katnip-addikshun of oen…
Highball… hairball… come se come sa
AA-kitteh haz diskovered ur seecret stash
ai jush dwinks soshully, i swerz!!!
What yoo meen yoo wants “Hairs of teh doggie what bit you”?
No likker for you… how ’bout a nice mouse smoothie instead?
wiff sum cheez plz! i’ll haz a mouse smoothie wiff cheez!
Noes!!! Want hotdog!
ummmmmm, nommie!
intervenshun kitteh sez
you promised ud kwit
yeah rite
last time ai beleeves u
is ai teh ownlee wun hoo am happee tew see a lubbly boddul ob Glenfidditch in dere? … My Scottish heritage .. ai shows yew eet.
Iz am in teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny tiny Orkney! An dere’s a boddul of Highland Park dere! Dat’s dizt… disty… made heer! It beez da most norferlee dizt… disty… whisky makin place in Britin…
I haz a friend hu luvs teh Laphroaig lurking in teh bakgrund…luks like a connoi…
connysee…luks like sumwun hu noes bout whiskey libs here…
ai agwee, lukin lyke dere is mucho’s nicey wiskee dere. i spots isle of jura, teh highland park, glendronach, glenfidditch an Laphroaig. i din kno may pappa had godda kitteh!! :O
Kitteh is trying to re-creayte teh spirit of Stonehenge wif spirits.
ftw!! ai jus fown a boddul ob 55 yr old whiskey fur sale for ยฃ9,850 ($19,577) … ai needs tew lye daown nao.
Cudna be dat yummy..cud it??
one can onlee imajin
itz ancient….
i wunz had a 25 yr ol singul malt wen my granpappa retired, it was byootimus, but ai cudn hab tew moosh, i wus onlee 15!
you drank single malt at 15? I’m impressed.
It luikz a lot leik mai whisky cubbored 2. Myne wood hab Scapa insted ob Highland Park in it tho.
Iz noes lyk whiskey at all (pleh!) but I beleevs Scapa beez az gud az HP (Highland Park, not da catsup!). I noes… iz a waste 2 haz 2 gud whiskey makin places in meh home town an not lyke whiskey, but eben da smell maykes me kweezee!
Iz awl rite; meens moar left 4 mii!
Ai waz finking ai wants ta go ta dis parteh! Bery nice beverage sulecshun.
Agrees!
Medisanul purr-puses??
Yeah rite.
Kitteh luks liek he has samples the sauce
Ai agree- luk at himz eyez..
poor sauced kitteh. kitteh doesn’t leik when mommie drinks
wellz…
youz gotta tast da sauce afor u putz it awn da chikn u nao…
momcat
Darkside kitteh is mor phun den U
wot whiskey duz u rek… wrec… fink is gud 2 drink wiv cheezburgers? da 8 yeer old single malt, mibbe?
Depnz on how ewll yu cuks teh meat & whut kind ov cheez yu uzez. Cheddar? Bleu? Swiss? Provolene?
yew has tew hab nice aberdeen angus beef burger, wif teh bloo cheese meltied ober teh tawp, wif a lil salad garnish, an crustee ciobatta bred, den, yew hab a bbq sauce mayde wif whiskey. it wud be rood tew spoil whiskey wif fud! after teh burger, yew has an 12 yr old singul malt wif 2 ice cubes. no moar.
OMCC, Jimmba, yu maykes me hungree, & I haznt had brekkfess yet!
ai sawree booklion .. iffun mai cookin skills were as gud as ai mayde owt, mebes ai’d be eetin dat nao. but no, ai has cheez sammich an pepsi
Wit gud whiskey u dont wanna mess wit teh taste uv teh whiskey. Dont getz fansee cheezburger. Stik wiht Macca’s!
Whisky is serbd wit haggis, so maybee maek teh cheezbrgrz wit lamb an goat cheez?
Ooo…. I can haz haggis insted?
What is served with lutefisk and lefse?
bout da strawngist gin u kin find- furst u killz da tast budz den u eatz da lutefisk n lefse….
momcat
no no we likes the lutefisk…
meow *hic*
i fink kitteh waz stopping da hooman frum addi…adde… frum strong stuff, bad kitteh!
luks lyke to mee dat mowst ov doze bodduls r emptee oar clowse too it! kitteh may bee too layte!
32…28…8…6…5…2…0…-2…-5… I don’t understand this new voting system at ICHC.
i fink it iz liek if one person haz clicky da ‘WIN’ button on a 0 rated lol, it will be +1 and if u ‘FAIL’ da lol, it will be -1… i fink it works dis way…
weird
yup, i agreez wiff u. da old voting page waz 201% better!
I can haz boozeburger?
Oh kitteh, ai’ll b happeh 2 snorgle u insted uv drinkin…
me too! epic snorglez in 3…2….1…
Ai fink tihs iz a Ragdoll kitteh. Mai fren haz 2 ov tehm an sez tehyre berry snorgl-ishus.
Mi, ai lubs teh floof.
yesh…dere furr seemz sooo fluffy dat i’d snorgle dem fur a day or two… wen i get up, mah face would be filled wiff floffy furr!
Dhis iz nawt mai kitteh!!!
den wuht das it duh in ur kitche (n)?
Iz nawt mai kitche(n) eidah; I nawt haz teh fuglee tylez.
butz is it yur bootiful hous?
momcat
Hmm – onlee Scotch whiskeez in pickture – mebee kitteh is Polish & angree der is no vodka? Kittee does luk *pissed* (az in angree, nt drunk…)
’s lawng ’s itz spelold wib an E in frund ob da Y ebberything’s okehmadokeh…
but vodka has no e in frund ob da y… becus it has no y… y has it no y? meh is confuseld nao. an me nawt ebbe had a drinkses… oh mai… halp?
Um… dis kitteh iz hippo-grit! Look, he haz own bottl. See? Tiny lil flaks-bottl arounz da neck!
Remindeded me of dis kitteh:
Some damn fine Booze that kitteh is guardin’
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said meow, meow, meow….
(that is a rather serious collection of single malts, btw.)
Shure izz; I kan see Laphroig, Highland Park, Teh Balvenie, Isle ob Jura, Tomatin an Glenfiddich, and nawt kan reed teh otter laybilz.
mmm – kitteh has GUD taste in skotch!
Evrywun tak word out of mai mouth. Ur addiction has discriminatin tastes.
Wad kinda kitteh iz dis? SO preddy!
Yesh!!! i wus waitin fur sumwun teh say dat. dis kitteh is georgimus!!! dono teh breed butz remind meh ov teh Birman.
WANT 2 SNORGLLE!!!!
Birman plus, purrhaps?
Lafffffwoyyygg! is most mmmmhlicious, peaty taste like band-aids.
U sayin dat band-aids r delishus?
OMG! I nebber hurd anyone say it tastes like band-aids but meeeee! I fink so tooooooooooo.
Ah nawt noze waht bandadez tayse leik, but Laphroig haz berry iodine type tayst yes.
yr addikshuns
let me show you them
Kitteh needs to be removed. No kitteh gets between a man and his single-malt Scotch. Maybe kitteh should be “in ur wee dram, embracin da flavur” himself.
Sry u can not haz deez alcohols. Deez alcohols belongs to kitteh nao.
That is a nice array of quality booze. I’m jealous.
I’z in ur Skawtch, furgetin wut i wuz just doin.
Laphroig? Be right over, and I’ll bring my queen as a distraction. And that’s in plain english.
Well, for an addiction, that collection of whisk(e)y is quite the commendable one
Yeah, all they’re lacking is Lagavulin, Ardbeg, and Talisker…the collection would then be excellent.
You mustn’t forget the Aberlour or the Glenfarclas.
that iz a vary respektubble scotch collekshun.
Kitteh Bahrtehnder aks: “Wut wil yuu haz?” & “Haow maiy Ai serb yuu?”
(Iyf yuu ar rlly seereeus bowt goeing onna wagun, yuu shud saiy: “Shirlee Tempuhl”, oar “Sebben Up”, oar “Oranj Joose”)
hm…they all look like cooking wine…
Those aren’t cheap brands of scotch, either
kitteh did not do a very gud job. Mosta da botles are empty!
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