Dey juss keeps
Dey juss keeps comin’!
wen u do finally run awt of tishues, u can use a kitteh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Leah
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Ai will vankwish teh ebil kleeneks!!!
Iz liddul known fact dat teh tissues will kill if givin teh chance !
*nod*
Dey jus LUK sawftee & in-no-sent.
We go Tybootik now nightshayde?
And stop on way bak for drinkies and danses?
Tybootik - yes plz.
*huffz & puffz*
Jus walked to teh FORD deelurship to pikkup mai car (burnt owt taylelite). Wuz free & iz nao cleen — but aiz a bit damp arownd teh ejez. Mebbe sum Gaterayde fur meh plz.
Kimkiwi — plz to pik teh danses?
*drivez to nightshayde’s haws in soopersonik kah*
Hai nightshayde, lezzgo tybootik.
*pix out boblol-hedded kitteh and matshing tiara*
Heer’s yore gay torade - enjoi.
*conwinces nightshayde to do speshul phunkee vershun of teh dans of teh seben vails, wib tishyews insted of vails*
Dans, nighshayde, dans.
*iz mezmurrrized by teh tishyews*
*starts tew dans in a dreemee sort uv way*
*swayz backnforth wayvin teh tishyews*
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*snaps out of teh transe*
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I just uploaded a bunch of kitteh pictures — including mah liddul Dusty bathin on den sleepin on a kleenex bawks. Clickee on mah naym to see!
i dids a lol of yer tuxie style bebe click on my bloo name.
Aiz gettin an error message.
Yer linkee is *slitely* borked. Shud be …pictures-by-amandakat aifinkso. Chek link on sumwun else to see where it’s wrong.
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Off I go now to haz a dinner date wif teh huzbin! Ebbreewun haz a gud nite!
i finks i bin hijacked…wekrked b4 i messed wit werd presses
ohai adk, der iz error in yer linkie………. ai haz posted yer currekt linkie but will take a liddel bit to show up wif the w w w stuffs…… den just cut an paste on yer w/p profyle
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
needz tew be in teh format wif teh hyfen, nawt teh underscore
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jamamakitty/pics
yes iis borked -tri to fix tommor night all
ohai adk…………. copy n paste dis linkie on yer w/p profyle page…. yer linkie haz bin honked up
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-amandakat/
oh nightshayde, yore “cow spot” Dusty kitteh iz teh splortimus!! him inna flahrs! him onna bawks! him in yoos lap!!
Him is akshullee a her — but fanks! She taeks teh splortimus pikshoors, aifinkso. She is nao 7 yeers owld, but still acts & looks like a kitten.
Moas uv teh poasted pix uv her wuz frum wen she wuz less dan a yeer old…
ohai NS……………. mai arm haz been lolpiked…….. an ai finkso is yer nomorial
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1651341
Ooooo! Ai lubz it!!!! Itz nao favrited.
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*wiggulz wif a happee — an feelz rillee speshul*
*wiepz teerz frum her eyes*
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Srsly.
nomorial??? butt…nightshade still wif us (thk CC)!
Dere wuz a “Deadly Nightshade” pic of a snaykee earlier — got dat in mai favritz nao too.
ACK! Ai misted taht pic…cuz ai’m ober on teh boting payje, casting mai bote foar oar agenst lolpics.
Ah, DAT pic! i findeded it and faboriteded it nao.
oooobark!! bai nomorial ai jus means we finkin ob herz…………….. ai needz tew communikatez beddar ai gess
…oar ai nede a brain. Multiple splortures hab takin deir tole.
cud bee, cud bee………. but ai dout it.
yew wuz rite bout teh meening, but laik ebbryfing else all izz nawt wut it appeeeeers tew be on the ICHC
Sumwun famebus wunce sed:
‘Eberyting we see or seam
iz butt a dreem wiffin a dreem.’
ai laiks dat!! fanks……….
EAP, who knew??
A Dream Within A Dream
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
Edgar Allan Poe
a-HA! Ai wuz jus abaot to credit Shakey-speer!
AH, HE WROTE MUTCH ADO BOUT NOTHIN!
Did it hab doze two lions in it?
Wow! Tanks fer tihs.
I lubs teh
Edgar Allan Poe-etree.
Nebermore!
dey keeps comin til basement cat pops up
iz it a portole for basement cat! Oh noez! We needz a yung preest and an old preest. Stat!
Iz speshul majik twick for speshul kittehs.
If you has a allergie to kitteh furs, teh well-trayned kitteh will pull owt a tissu at teh furst indikashun of a sneeze, an bring it to you for all ur sneeze-catching needs. Iss tru - I sawed it on teh tv.
“well-trayned kitteh”
Is oxym … oxam… oxy… kontrikshun in turms, shurely?
“well-trained” (adj): kitteh’s mubber tawt kitteh tu drop toys, kleenexes adn obber small objects in a well.
obber small objets include teeny tiney googies?
…inclooding FURRZ!
Uh-oh….cyoot kitteh….adorablez pic…
*SPLORT!*
Oh noes! KKC !!
****skweekee,skweekee***
(Have to oil teh CCC soon!)
**scoops up KKC’s braynes**
**pats dem gently bak inna hed**
**taypes teh CHRG on hers hed**
Here’s a blankee and sum chokklit milk….
take it eezee,nao!
Tank you. I can sleep by teh CCC? Plz?
Sure….
Don’t let teh skweekee wheels keep u awayke !
AI is sure tehy won’t!
*Curls up in a tuxedo furred form*
:::::::::::::oyls teh CCC weelz::::::::::::
Yu tuk teh thots rait aowt uv mai hed.
… tune in next week for Kitteh MythBusters: Thermos — The hot stays hot, and the cold stays cold — “How does it know?”
**snerk**
Will dey build a thermos big enuf fer kitteh so hims can get teh “inside” storee ?
…or pretend he’s Jacques Cousteau… er… maybe not such a good idea.
*see previous page 4 Jacques Cousteau cat.*
Heh, I hadn’t even started on that thread yet.
…an duz teh lite in teh thermos go owt wen u clozez teh lid?
an wen diz bokx iz teh MT ….ai’ll hav a fort !!!!!
a liddel shed behind teh fema trayler!!
ai have a pikshur of dat on mai photo page — mai liddle kitteh Muffin (nao 12 pownds!) wen we fownd him wuz onlee 14 oz, and onlee 7 inches long. He fit into teh small tissue box and he lookeed liek a dorable splortable toy!
iz berry splortabul pikshur………….. yew needs tew maik yer name bloooo so alla peeps kin go see………
yew go to wordpress. com and gets a profyle der an den yew puts teh linkie frum yer ichc page onit….. den we can links yer profyle
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000