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skeery!!!
Congratshumalashuns awn bein tawp uv a 5 wai macrame!
fanks, i haz to go to an apoyntmint naow, c uall in a bitty!
An ai haz an appoyntment wiv mai bed! G’nite ebbrybodee!
Nytee nyt annipuss! B shure n chek ur aylidz 4 pinhoalz…
Hai Aahz!1!!! I am Hai Jakking dis Hai spot, 2. Fer doze uv u hoo mist it on deh errlier fred, I gottinged an emayo frum Janet dis morning adn i wanting 2 passing it along.
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She sendz greetingz adn lubz 2 awl frum Jerminee. Her internet akksess b limited sew she kennot playing wif us now. Deh memorial 4 her frend went well, az did teh 50th birfday party 4 her uzzer fren.
Kan u beleeving it — Janet sez “I always worry when I am gone so long that no one will remember who I am!” How kud wii eber fergetting her???
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Ok. u kin habbing ur fred bak noaw.
Ohai,Cween !!!
Iz gud to be heerin abowt Janet…ai know her trip wuz nawt fer teh happiest uv circumstances.
Ai has just seen sum pikturs frum teh Yakima cheezmeet….
**sigh**
Sumday soon,dere will has to be teh Meeshigun cheezmeet !!
Dere b sooo mennee Misheegun Cheezpeepz, u must 2 b habbing wun. Iz so gud 2 seeing deh Cheezpeepz fais-2-fais. It b like finelee meeting up wif long-lost relatibz. I posted bowt deh Yakitup in Yakima on mai blog, adn dere b sum pics on mai Picasa paige, 2. Just klikking on mai bloo name adn u will finding it..
**sigh**
Teh piks are byootimus.
Is nice to see wut peeps be lukkin lyke IRL…..
Isn’t Sweetmotherofmars beeyuuteemus?? *sigh*
I b finking her b drinking frum deh Fountin uv Yuth.
I b wallowing in deh mudpit uv old aige.
Ai do nawt want to heer u tawkin nonsense!!
Teh Cween be an ageless beauty !!!
(Ai lieks how u awl referred to Smom’s dotters as teh martians…tee,hee!)
Yr sew silly! I lurk a little yung fur mai aj, but is onlee teh chubby cheeksiz!
Tehre wheel bii noe wallowing in old aj mudpits! Yew galz whir teh butiimus!
Smom’s fambly iz lurvely!! including teh mama martian!!!
*toes dirt with stick-like appendage*
but yew whir purtyur, on nest.
Me free! Hubby gunna be hoam inna 45 min an Ai’m steel in mai jammies!
Can yew say adikshun??? TTYL
Tayl himz dat u awlwaiz ware PJz win deyz un urfshayk
Awww – himz sew kyoot (in a gremlinish kinda way).
me sooo agreez! Hes da cutzest ting sinc me! jk
U cud bi ryte but yu hav knot met TMGCITKU (The Most Gorgeous Creature In The Known Universe), a/k/a Rani. Shiiz tuxedo, Persian-y, and I am hur humbuhl survant. NO WAN iz fyner than teh RAN.
Wet wun iz danjerus
Ai fink Ai preefur teh tawp wun!
Wut big teefs yu has
Awl teh betta tu nom… nom…. nomnom…. nomnomnomnom….. nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom…. Were woz ai… Oh yes. Awl teh betta tu – oh, nuffing left ob dem tu gib answer tu.
GMTA…….’zakli wat ai waz finkin….an himz teefz ar preddi guud sizeded tew !!!, noawt tew menchun kittehz eeyz tew !!!
don’t feed it r u’l never get rid of it
…n doan feadz em aftur midnyt…
Ai fink teh gettN hym wet just maeks moar fluffy wuns, iz teh feedN avter midnite whut cauzes teh scalyniz.
Himz smilin!
Tath’s wut Ai wuz thinkin, “this iz a happiitayle face… hii just haz teh big teef N eyz”
oh, jes, him b happee.
him thimking, “I gonna eet mii a hoomin!”
“I gonna eet deh hoomin wif deh kamra.”
“I goez nom, nom, nom, nom, nom on himz fais.”
Dat makingz him a berry happee kittee.
Oh ooops ai dint se kitteh, ownlee uvvur gremlinz.
oooeee! iz dat a quintabrayde? letz selibrayde!
Hows abaht teh Gremlin Cocktayle: Canada whiskey, lime jus an iceyk00bes…?
*Swish swish, paw paw, klink klink*
*Samples dwinkie…*
Hmmmmmm… t00 menny ov tehse an mebbe turnin into teh Gremlins, Ai fink so.
Kitteh l00king liek hims gawt cawt by teh rainstormie last nite… C00led im rite dahn! Snuggel up, kitteh, in a floofie blankie…
Oi! Wear be mi abitar? Gawn agen! Pleh.
Testin, testin…
Ai fink so, tihs occurrs wen Ai am on teh FoxieFire. Pleh. Must bemember tihs fakt (bare ov bery liddle brane).
Abatars shud be fed aftur midnite, so dat teh serber can’t get rid ob dem.
Ahhh, tihs bery bery wize, jd! Taht’z wear Ai bin goin wrong, Ai fink so!
wun-too-fwee
O hai OOBARK! How iz y00 t0day?
Ai haz uh…puls.
U?
Mi hart goez b00m-b00die-b00m
B00die-b00m-b00die-b00m
B00die-b00m-b00die-b00m
B00die-boom-boom-boom!
Ai fink so, yus.
Oar does y00 meen a pulse liek a bean or a liddle lentil??
noep…teh furst kine.
Jus chekin. Wundered wever y00 gawn vegetablarian an nommin liddle lentils fur a change.
Tuxee lukz liek Santa beerd. Sumtiemz wp goze orf awn us nd we hab tu go bak nd sine in tu getz abatar bak. iz noosens.
Yus, tihs wuz mi Gizmo (no gremlin joeks purrleeze ~ he came wid taht name frum teh reskue plaice) but he iz ober teh rainbow bridge… Wuz bestestest kitteh eber *sob*. Miss him soooo much, mi hart iz borked.
Stoopie abitar, seams t0 banish wen Ai iz uzin FoxieFire. Odd. Soa fur, Ai haz not bovvered wiv WeirdPretzel; uzing Grabatar…
DO NOT WANT TAHT GWEMLIN!
WANT MUGWAI!
Purrsunally, Ai fink so tihs soggy kitteh bedder tahn a stoopie mugwai. Tehy iz not reel, y00 knoa.
tat fing lookz skawie!! i luv itt!!
Mi thinks ai haz to tri dis resipee
Gremlins- very evil and SCAREE!!!
Kyoot at nawt sekund but wen dey eet SCAREE!!!!
Sleep tite ~ doan hav nitemares!
Huzbum sez, “Beddybyes time noa!” ~ in TTI.
Ktxbai zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
PS Germlins nawt reel, y00 knoa…
Ohai, I beg to differ! We gremlins is reel, an we is livvin in yor internets!
*gigglol*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haz to agreez, poohbearz…soggeh kitteh much much better-er than muggiwai!
Yay, KKC. Germlins stoopie fings. Reel kitteh mush beder, Ai fink so. But reely need mi snorgle schnorkel fur tihs wun!
But finking cud bee soggeh moggeh, dat cud be okay!
OOPS! Huzbum saying “Mus g0 t0 sleep noa, poohbear!”…
Annd whare is sunlyght when yuu nied itt moast?
Ok… No more gremlins on ICHC please. Fell asleep when I was five years old to that movie and have had nightmares ever since. Came to see cute kitties and out of the blue see something that will probably give me a nightmare tonight.
Irrational fear. I’m well aware. But I’d recommend people put a snake alert on naughty stuff like this that isn’t a cute fluffy adorable animal as a general warning.
Ohai, Sarah! We is sawree yoo is skeered. We kin be frenz nao . . . I offers yoo mah floofy paw. *luks extra-harmliss; extends orinj paw uv frendsheep*
Dat kitteh skerd teh Bejesus out ov me.
Put mee unner de dryer, plz
An set it to Fluff, kthx
Kitteh doan seam taht skaireey, akshully; probly becuz hims hazza liddel smyolol awn hims fayse;
Awl hims needes iys a guud tohwel dryeing; adn mebbee a few minnits wif a haynd hairedryyer tuu floof hims up adn geyt hims koat dryeded aowf!!!
mayb-or-mayb nawt
jus glad das nawt mai lolkitteh, dude.