Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh 1st Annual Camping Trip
wile campin, b careful of da lions, tigers nd bears. o my!
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Nawt Second?
BLEEN!
Now, EM, play nice!
All bleenbashing aside, you do understand that this isn’t even CuteOverload, right? http://www.cafepress.com/puddinghockey
Dat’s troo, but it iz a bit rood 2 juss sai nawt second – it oz bedder 2 sai sumfing abowt teh pikchoor
Congrats on ur first nawt sekkund Greycat, see ZF’s kind werds to you below, I’m shur u will come up wif a grate commint next time u has teh opportoonity to make a nawt sekkund commint.
Ape hollo gs to awl… it iz a 5 way macarooni ennyway
mmmmmm makaronees wif cheeeeeeez. ican haz mine wif jalapeñoez_
oar wuz dat spost toobee makaroonz? mmmmm kokonutz…
Or shrimp, mebbe?
*peekz oot of werk dunjin*
didz i heer shwrimp?!?!?
nomnomnomnom
Swimps in teh makaroonz?! Pleh!
Makaroonees wif cheez an jalapeñoez; guid thot!
You = child
…this place is so irritating.
we dunt kaer!!11
Sorr-e but I waz in da hurry… dem kettehs looks so comfy
Iz ok Grey- iz hard ta fink of lol wen you fink you migh be nawt secund. Ai givs concatulashuns anyways.
Ai alway git exsited an den ai not fink of nuffin. Der r somez dat relly gud at it on here. dey maks meh smiles.
Ai finks Grey’s comment WAS aboawt teh pichur…mebbe Grey meant taht it was the nawt second annual camping trip
Nebodee fink of taht?
Gots to fink befour bleening sumbunnies.
Is very gud point!
Rockabye baby, on the treetop…
Gud commint, Maus!
As tawp ov teh makramay, whut wuld yu liyke for drinkses?
When the wind blows, the……
SPLORT!
Ah heck…
I bedder nawt run teh CCC for Maus…last tyme I did, teh purrsunaltieez got mixed up.
Oh deer, Drag ober CCC
Sweep up maus’s branes an scoop dem up.
Pour dem bakk in his hedd an pat down.
Fassen on 50s bavin cap an a CHRG maek seecyoor wiv ducky tape,
Offer him a choklit martoonie an sum choklit possums.
Do u need a floofy balnkie? Iz 2 warm fur dat heer!
Haz wun in caes u need it.
Der, rest a bit an u will soon feel better.
U noes if dis lik mos big consrucshun projecs ware der r pieces lef when completd. Ai fink Maus mus hab bery few branes lef in hed. Ai hops annipuss gud at dis CCC emargenses!
ohai midnightsdeer, I has been wondering if u fownd ur kitteh?
Fanks for memberin leeza. Mah littel Midnight kitteh nawt com hom yet.
Ai keep lukin tho. Ai put up 87 posers aw ober. An i walk 30 miles round woods callin him, case he lose his scent trail in big storm.
Ai has a bery big hole in hart. es gud i com here an fin sum lols.
{{{Leeza}}}
{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}} {{{{{Midnight}}}}}}
((((((((((((midnightsdeer))))))))))))(((((((((((((Midnight))))))))))))
Wish I cud hug u 4 reel. I haz a hole in mai hart 4 u.
I is sowry to heer that.
{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}
Ai has a big sad fur u. Keeping mai paws crosst.
{{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}}}}
less awl puts our floofly pawz togedder and say prar to CC
***foldz liddle feets***
pweeeeeeese o grayt CC….pweeese help kitteh midnight to find hims way home–an givz hims mommah sum cumfurt. Kthxbai
dun worry midnightsdeer…..
mah kitteh waz once transported about 4-5 kilometres away and she waz in da carz trunk! we had lost all hope dat she’d cum back but she did!! after a week or so, she did come back and i hopez ur kitteh comez home to u too!!
{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{Midnightsdeer an Midnight}}}}}}}}}}
Addin mai prayrz an gud thotts fur yur Midnight tew com hoam rite awai, helthii an saif.
o hai midnightsdeer! ai so sowwy lidl Midnight r stil nawt bak hoam. ai hoaps him fynd himz wai bak saefly suun.
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((((((((((((((Midnightsdeer an Midnight))))))))))))))))
You all are so very dear, Ai has leaky fas!
Ai hopes CC lizen to prar. But ai start to fink Midnight went to bridge.
He iz outzid kitteh, he noes hou take care of self and he noes area wellz. He nawt like hoomanz sept me. Doutfull he get lost or go sumonez hause. Ai cheks vets and sheltars eberday like Moe sais, dey noe see him. So nawt like he got hit an someonz takes him somewhere. (Dey not cach him if he naut hurt! an onlee one road he could get hits on an i chek very firs daylight he nawt com hom.)
Ai naut noes where he iz, but i wans him bak very bad.
Ai naut givs up on him!!! ai keep lukin after wurk ebery day.
Oh, noez, MD {{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}
I hoapz ifn Midnight steel b wandrin rownd dat U fyndz himz sune…
Here’s another suggestion: this worked once for me, and another time it didn’t. Leave something outside of your door that smells like you, like a piece of laundry, t-shirt etc. Also put out a bowl of tuna or gushi food at night. Kitteh may be too frightened to come out in the daylight. I’m thinking good thoughts for you.
iz gud idea, we tri to fix scent lose fing with literbox droppins. we cannoz use fuds cause we haz ober ferial kittehs (like Midnight’s ma). Dey nom gushifud afore Midnight culd fin it. Ai do leavse kitteh cereal wen i goes to luk for him case he com hom an need fud.
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So ai fink ai leavs sweater he steels from meh to sleep on all time. Bery gud idea! Fanks u greasycat! (why you greasy?)
I once found a wonderful kitteh, in teh snow, eating out of a dumpster behind a fast food joint. She was all greasy, so that became her name. she ober teh bridge now, but she was the kitteh I had when i first went online on the innertubz, she loved to sleep on the warm computer, and I have always been greasycat online.
Is gud naem. Iz sorree she ober bridge, aim shor she wate for u!
Big luv rewars for wen rescue kittehs from cold. Is pricelez!!
ai pray seldom, cuz i thinq cc hears nuff prays ebbery day… but ai will pray fur u an ur midnight so u can be back agin… {{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}
Fank you {{{{{{siobhan}}}}}}
Yipe! *Bringz da CCC*
*Skoopz up Maus’s braynes and kleenz dem. We DO NOT WANT dirtee thots.*
*Patz dem in2 playse and putz boan peeces in playse*
*50s bayfing kap with kitteh pawz on it*
*Duck-duck-duck taype. QUACK!*
*Not knowz if itz too hawt, so givz Maus a nice ICHC T-shirt, sum chokklit meelkshaykes and cookiez, and a hugz*
Bettah now?
Uh ohs! Two brayne replaysmints at teh saem thyme! I fink there’s gonna be n ovt ceboyrz urre. Lhc. UNYC!
Qvq grul gnxr he qvegl gubgf gbb??
V frafr n qvfgheonafr va gru sbepr.
Yneqba zr Crrmn. Znl V frj lbh gb n furrg? Bu ab! V nz fcnyxvat va gbbarevfzf!
Qvf qbrf abg jbqr oryy.
********WTF???????????????????************
Ai jus woak up N Ai fot mai eye-peeps were nawt reedin teh lolspeek cleerly…
Ai reeeely cornfewzd nao!
MOER CAWFEE BEENS!! CHA CHA CHA
I wuz latye -_-U
Oh noes! Ware teh CCC?? I is wifout egemency supplies, but here is mah garden trowel. *scoop scoop scoop, tuck tuck tuck* I hopes u don mine a liddel potting soil in wif ur braynes, Maus. Mebbe it will halps ur fertile immajinashun.
Lessee…sry, I needs mah CHRG for purrteckshun, but here is mah garden glubs. Dey is goatskin, vary tuff. Oof, dey is hard to put on cuz dey duznt stretch much, but dey will hold till CCC finds u. NO ducky tape but I can rap tomato stake ties aroun ur hed to hold dem on.
Hm, floofy blanky…how about dis nice landscape fabric? Dere, now u all tucked in an no weeds will get fru.
Luckily, I iz nebber wifout mah supply of choklit. Here, has sum Speshul Dark Hershey’s Kisses. *nomnomnom* OK, mebbe I haz a few mahself.
Dass teh bestest I kin do, Maus. I hopes u feels bedder till teh CCC comes to take u to teh HSRW.
Bu Ab! Guerr PPP frffvbaf! Zl oenlarf srry yvrx qrlf orra guebb n oyraqre! UNYC!
Znhf, V gel grj fcrrx fybbbbjyrr frj h haarefgnaqf. Urre V unm n fvrir, zbyrphyne, Znhf, sbe gru hfr bs. Ybbx ng gru ybycvp ntva, na yrg hefyrs fcybeg, jlyr ubyqvat gru fvrir bore he urq. V jvyy fgnaq onv jvs guerr synfxf, na jvyy pngpu gru cebcre oenlarf va rrpu synfx. Qraa jr jvyy frr jhg jr pna qb, x?
Jul serr guynfxf, synhorembgr?
4 gru 3 PPP nggnpxf, bo pbefr. Ohg fbjaqm yvrx h arrqm zbne guna n zbybyrxlbbyne fvrir gbqnl! Synhorembgr, FAREX!!!!!!!!
Bu. BX. V’yy gel narrsvat
*Ubyqf gur fbyrphyne zvrir*
*Cbbxf ng gru yvpgher*
FCYBEG!
*Gur oenlarf fybj guebb gru sevrir*
Whu?… Wha…? Oh, my! Thanks ZF. I think that did it!
WHEW! *Mops forehead* I’m glad that worked, it was awl I cud fink ov!
OK, translation u guise!!!
pssst.
Heer 4.5K, itz teh sekret decoder website.
http://www.faqintosh.com/risorse/en/othutil/webapps/rot13/
Fanku leeza. Ai wuz feline too lazee to luk it up.
LOL! Ai got “Bu ab” rite!
Wha- uh…. SPPPLLORRRRTTTT!!
sheesh.
Yah, I spent at least half my “think” time splorting!
ohai ZF! How is u todai?
I is grate cept for teh brane spillaje.
The 2 camper kittehs… I fink they were dreeming uv canoe races in teh morning, and crafts, and ping pong…. so kyoot!! I wuz oberwelmed.
Ohai Leeza!! I iz ok, saem ole saem ole. I glad Annipuss tooked care ov u! I’m debaytin wether tew run teh CCC furr Maus oar nawt… doan wanna mix him up enny moar than he awlreddy iz……
ohai, leeza-b. on teh vote page, I saw a pichuur ov attack skwirrelz in akshun. Did yu taynz dem tu du that? Or wer tey teh rogue nukleear skwirrlols?
ohai booklion, sorry, I had to do sum werks there for a minnit.
The skwirrlz are self manajing these days, b/c I has not had any whippy creem rekwests latelee, and no parades eethur. But attack skwirrlz? Egad. Sownds like they need sumthing to do!
Oh deer, Drag ober CCC
Sweep up leeza’s branes an scoop dem up.
Pour dem bakk in her hedd an pat down.
Fassen on 50s bavin cap an a CHRG maek seecyoor wiv ducky tape,
Offer her a choklit martoonie an sum choklit possums.
Do u need a floofy balnkie? Iz 2 warm fur dat heer!
Haz wun in caes u need it.
Der, rest a bit an u will soon feel better.
Fanks Annipuss!
*sips martoonie*
Does littul campers were just too kyoot.
Dey had prolly stayed up giggloloing… and telling silleh jokes…
*holds CHRG on titelee*
Yipe! *Bringz da CCC*
*Skoopz up Leeza-b’s braynes and kleenz dem. We DO NOT WANT dirtee thots.*
*Patz dem in2 playse and putz boan peeces in playse*
*50s bayfing kap with kitteh pawz on it*
*Duck-duck-duck taype. QUACK!*
*Not knowz if itz too hawt, so givz Leeza-b a nice ICHC T-shirt, sum chokklit meelkshaykes and cookiez, and a hugz*
Bettah now?
teh matrix… we’re in it…
hay wate a minnit!
Um….. fanks Sakee… but…. can’t I keep jus a cupple of those dirtee thots?
U know u has to has balanse…
jus pass by da nawty barn… they will jump u tehre n-y-ways… the thots… im talking bowt the thots… nawt teh fyrmens or the yng’s or… oh mai… *hands obber da own dirty thots to leeza*
Da kunstrukshun werkerz r bowt dun wif da noo n improovded Nottee Barn! Iz gunna b muchlee beddur (n mebbee notteeyur) dan da wun b4 da fyr. Cors, I kynda liekted da feemayl kunstrukshun werkerz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peoXit3N1ag
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Win itz dun itz gunna haz:
Awl kyndza fun toiz
Bearlee-dresst wimminz (4 da gyz)
Cabana boiz (4 da gerlz)
D…
Dirtee thots, apparentlee
Ebilness when needed
Freshlee laundered towls
greesy thots
happy yng dances
indoor and outdoor fyrmens
j…
Firemens. (dats awl I need)
N Fyrwimminz 2, doan fur-gitz…
Joose drinkees
kyoot anibuddies
Lewd actibities
M…
milk duds
nitrofurantoin
oxygen fer wens we get week kneed and hopes fyrmens rush ober
Nitrofurantoin!?!???
I kleenz de braynes so u dont get back-tee-ree-ah in dem and laytah be sik. I has a nurse mom, so I lurned sumthin from her.
Wii no wantz mad cowz heer, rite? Wii juss haz NB type dirty thotz, rite?
Time fur teh ghost storees!
GMTA, booklion!
gud morning, zauberflote.
hao r u todai, booklion? We r habbin anovver hawt wun……
Itz nawt tu bad heer tuday, low wuz 58 so I culd get exercize dis morning. But tumorrow spozed to be hawt. Iz reddy fur summer to be ober.
Hoo boy! Wii hazznt seen 58 since April oar eeben Marsh, I finkso! I haz hadda buy a tredmill foar exersize in teh hawt heer– put it inna garazh wif da windoe A/C bloein rite awn me!
Sleepin peesfullee
Hoo told teh skarey story???
Yippie dis iz my Nawt Second Nawt Second!
Greycat, yes you did get nawt sekkund! Ususally, around here, we think of a comment that has something to do with the lolpic. If you read everyone else’s, you’ll see good examples! Come back and play with us?
Zauberflote, plz sieze my ape hollow g above..didn’t meen 2 Bee rood..bee sidz dis is much 2 early for me 2 bee up on a 2sday mornink.
“ape hollow g” @@@@@@@@!! We’z glad tew hab u heer. Wud u liek sum cawfee?? *Holds awt steemin cuppa fronsch chawklit cafayolay*
Don’t let the cat out of the bag
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ FTW!
Wut Maus sed!
‘Mornin, frenz. Ai’m feline grumpee. Mebbe ai needz nap?
**rhsb jumps up onna bed and curls up**
ohai, rhsb. Glad to see yu on teh bed, nawt under it!
Ohai, rhsb!! *jumpz up awn bed carrying nip mausie* Wanna snort?
Ohai, zf.
Wud teh nip halp mai grumpeeness? Ai fink ai gotted ober-dosed onna ebil an nawt kno hao 2 channel it rite.
I fink chocolit might helpz
here I maded U some hot chocolate
wid marshemalloz and whippee creamz
rhsb, get owt ur sword taht u gotted lass week, an whack at teh straw dummie that haz majicullee appeared bai teh bed heer! See? *takes a few whacks at teh straw dummie*
Oooh, an iz got teh hubbeh’s fayse onnit!
Ai gots teh hed-ake an teh stoopy hubbeh syndroam.
**swishes sword at teh dummee**
two_kittehs, dis choklit iz teh win! **nom nom nom**
yah, zb iz rite. It iz teh Sword ov discrimnayshun (in teh gud sens ov teh wurd, nawt teh bad ewun)…heps yu kno when tu uze teh ebil, & when not to.
Booklion – Ai needz moar halp in figgurin owt wen 2 use teh ebil.
Yestidai, mai fone wuz ringin an ai saw it wuz hubbeh. Ai fowt 2 maiself, “Ai nawt feel lyk talkin 2 him” sew ai lettit ring. Him lefted a messij an wen ai herd teh messij, ai wantid 2 call an yell at him, but ai dinnt. Ai jes emayled him tihs mornin an tolded him (4 a seckund tiem) wat him needed 2 kno.
Stoopy hubbeh!
Actually, it sounds like you are doing a good job controlling your Ebil. It’s OK to have Ebil thoughts, as long as your behavior is appropriate.
*Looks around*
{{ rhsb }}
Chin up, Minion. You’ll get through this…
Gud fur yu for not answering teh fone & fur nawt calling bak & yelling. Yu r doing a GRAYTE job ov beeing bof firm & a cibilized hooman beeing. Iz hard to do, but yu R Terrifik! Iz prowd ov yu.
Heere yu go. Yu getz many kittehs to snorgle az a reward. & a tutti frutti martooni. & a YNG to rock yu to sleep at naptime.
Oh ai iz… er…. grumpee too! Yah, dat’s it – grumpee!
Ai can has YNG at naptyme too?
Adn wai to go rhsb!!!!!1!
Ai can has YNG gib mi a massaj? Ai iz sore frum awl the moovin.
Ob corse! Hims will do aneefing u aks.
Ennyfing? Hmmm….
**slytelee ebil grin forms**
At your service. What can I do for your today?
Okay, nawt seckund, ai needz u 2 go 2 teh traylur an get teh rest ov mai stuff an taek 2 mai parunt’z howse. Teh litterbocksez go 2 the storij unit. Heerz teh kees.
Tihs afternoon, go wif mi 2 the mexican fud playse 2 meet mai frenz. U will b teh eie-candee.
Tonite, u go hoem wif mi an gibs mi massaj, speshully mai nek an sholders
ohai rhsb, make sure teh YNG uses teh lolive oyl for
teh massaj. Dat makes it nice.
And has a nice glass uv wine 2.
No, no, no! Not olive oil! Organic cold-pressed extra-virgin sesame oil. It’s lighter and it warms faster. And it tastes good too…
Oh mai….
**grabs YNG an heads towards teh noo, improoved NB**
Y’all nock b4 u come in!
look at the widdle tabbie kittehs
their liddel pawzies
and big earses
I wanna snorgle dem
Oh noes I ar dead from the kyoot
oh noes… uz nawt dead… u can nawt be dead… no dead uns heres!
*gibs furst aid as good as possiblol*
Teh kewtness iz killin me! Glad me iz immooon to splortz.
Ohai Saki!! How duz u B immyoon to splortz! Dat a berry halpfull cha…karak..kriter…fing to be!
I gotz teh immoonity wen mai kitteh Misaki had bebbehs in twenny-oh-six. Had so much tiem soor, sur, meh, with six splortastic kittehs, I ended up bein immoon to splortz. I getz boostah shotz wen I see picz of teh bebbehz. I mizz dem, tho. Eckspecially Ta-kun (da third 1 born) ;_;
o hai Sakee!!
wat happened to ur kyoot kittehz??
jus’ asking, if it hurtz u to say, pwease dont say den..
Had to givz dem away. It was a sad yet happeee moe-ment.
i can has splort vackseen?
yes you certainly can haz ****sed in important yet neutral voyce*** Now go into da nawt secund room and takes off awl yer….yer….yer floofyness
Oh de kyuut liddle stripey faces..oh no..SPLORT**** ick…
Weee-oooo weeeeee-oooo *CCC skreechez rownd teh corner tew luvscats*
Hang awn hunny!
Sweeepy sweeepy sweep
Skooopy skooopy skooop
Tukk tukk tukk teh braynez bakk in teh braynepan
Strap awn a 50’s bayving cap, wif yaller dukkiez awn it
Moar dukkiez awn teh dukk taype
An a armadilloe shaypded chawklit, anna soft floofy blankie wif moar dukkiez awn it.
There, u feel bedderer yet> Juss rest awyle!
Thankz yu ZF- armadillo chawklit- nom nom… much bedder!
Oh, no – cyute liddel babbeh kittehs!!! SPLOOOORT!!!
Yipe! *Bringz da CCC*
*Skoopz up zippercat’s braynes and kleenz dem. We DO NOT WANT dirtee thots.*
*Patz dem in2 playse and putz boan peeces in playse*
*50s bayfing kap with kitteh pawz on it*
*Duck-duck-duck taype. QUACK!*
*Not knowz if itz too hawt, so givz zippercat a nice ICHC T-shirt, sum chokklit meelkshaykes and cookiez, and a hugz*
Bettah now?
Weee-oooo weeeeee-oooo *CCC skreechez rownd teh corner tew zippercat*
Hang awn there!
Sweeepy sweeepy sweep
Skooopy skooopy skooop
Tukk tukk tukk teh braynez bakk in teh braynepan
Strap awn a CHRG w/doi a
dukk taype awl ober teh playce
An a skunk shaypded chawklit, anna soft floofy blankie in bloo plaid, anna cuppa hawt chawklit
There, u feel bedderer yet? Juss rest awyle!
tank u boff – ai feelz mucch bedder nao. just culd nawt resist deh sooper cyuteness ov deh babbeh kittehs!!!
*steals da ccc frum zf jus as he’s reddeh an runs to zippercat wib it*
hold on… im awlmost tehre!
*carefully sweeps up da bwains an puwts dem back into da head ob zc*
tuck tuck tuck
pui… that was close…
*puts a CHRG* on zc’s head an a floofy blankit awround zc’s shoulders*
here you goe… a martoonie made frum da chocklit possums an naow jus rest a bit so ull get beddur.
oups… seems i wus jus imagening it… oar issit a nudder case ub da matrix?
Dat dere wuz
an wehre is da cat dat shud cross mai way tehn? *pouts*
tank u siobhan – ai was CCC’d tree timez! ai feelz extry speshul bedder nao! dose liddul bebbeh kittehs are just so splortable!!!
Uh-oh.
::putz awn kyoot riflektin glassiz frum last splort::
Dere. Nao I kanz luk at….AAAAGH!!!1!! Iz tu kyoot!!1!!1! Teh glassiz; dey du nufing!!!1!!
SPLOOOOORT!!!
*CCC skreeechez roun teh corner.
Super brayne cell sukker goez into akshun — VROOM!
All teh brayne sells go back into nise, cleen, comfy skull.
Inject extry cerebral spinal fluid to replayce whut lost in splort
Taype on skull.
Apply CHRGwdoi. Taype titely.
Gib choklit armadillos & tutti frutti martooni & sawft pillow.*
There. Hopez yu feelz bdder.
LOLDemon, you need Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses. They have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you…
CCC drives aroun teh corner, here is wall …. SPLORT!!
I is a memmer ob teh itteh bitteh titteh committeh
Pardon, but your Freudian slip is showing…
and so iz sum other stuff…
“titteh” ?
mebbe teh slip tat Froyd wore.
If it were pink, it wuld be Pink Froid.
if it were cold, it wud be Sang Froid.
If it were a mobie, it wouldz be Buffet Froid.
Dis cud getz sillee Iz ah froid.
Duz mai i’s deceeb meh?
Luks liek kitteh on da rite iz mebbe notso litl kitteh? C hao him filz da sleepybaggy?
Iz dat correx, or duz i c a opta… opti… fing dat trixes da i’s?
Oar werser?
Dis izza grate LOL 4 da C&O slow-gun:
“Sleep Like a Kitten and Wake Up Fresh as a Daisy in Air-Conditioned Comfort”
http://www.cohs.org/history/chessie.htm
O noez! 2 minnee kyootz — da sleepee bagz kittehz n Chessie awl at wunst! I caynt hoald it! Sheez brakin up! Sheez brak…
*WARNING* *WARNING* *CHRG OVERLOAD IMMINENT*
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~~**>>X SPLORT X<<**~~
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Film at elebentee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc_UCc8EQcQ
da CCC iz coming!!
o here it iz
*scoopz up braynz and cleanz dem*
*putz dem back in*
*duckie tape duckie tape*
*handz Aahz a bukkit full of chokklit and a bery cozy blanky*
haz sum rest and taek dese marshmallowz wiff da choklitt and btw, da bukkit iz mine not da lolruses one so be assured
Fanky, Hashim!
(MMMmmm, uh hoal bukkit fulla chokklit — I shood rekubber nyslee wif dat!) *nomnomnomnomnom*
awe!!! de liddle kittehs luk lyke dey hadz 2 meny s’mores an’ nao dey’r sleepiing it orf. an’ dey eben hab liddle pillowz an ebery….*SPLORTZ*
*reechez roun blindlie fer her brainz* HALP!
here, i halpz.
*weehooo* *weeehhooooo*
*da CCC comez in and scoopz up da braynz*
*cleanz up da braynz and putz dem back in*
*duck tape duck tape*
*puts a CHRG on mom21kitteh head*
*givez her sum choklitt and a cozy blanky*
there there, u’ll be betta soon!
def. a Chessie Moment.
(Sorry I hasn’t been here, I’m in SC with the in-laws. Hopefully FIL comes back to the house todai.
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aww, dat is sew kyoooot!
Oh Cheezpeeps – I can has small interuptinks? Teh kittehs smawl and kyoot in teh lolpichur here has gibbon me a chance to tell u: I can has teh *bestest* noos! A wile ago ai posted on Cheezfrenz abowt teh fur-al catz kolonee ai wus careing foar? Well…WII HAZ ADO…. ABOPT…. WII HAZ TAYKIN IN A FUR-AL KITTEH!!
Akchulee, mai sweety hab finalee borked down an’ made dis absolootlee *splortable* kitteh a forebber hoam! (I can has 2 retyred-age kittehs at mai playce…) Ai am *ober* teh moon wif happi! Ai will post teh splortable kitteh pics as soon as ai can…
But WAYT! Tehre’s MOAR! Ai tawt hims hau to use teh litterbowks last nite!! Yay!!! Ebberyone do teh “aihasahoam” dans wif liddle Sox teh Cat!
wooohooo tahts awfully gweat news!
*dances wib Sox*
iz lookin furward to da pics… but… mebbeh… u pass rownd chrgs b-4 da linky? jus fur s’curiteh purposis…
absolootlee! CHRG’s awl aroun’ b-4 teh link! wil be worf it!
mai bestest fren aslew has adawpted sevral feral kittens (an their momma), but they keep eskaypin… sillee kittehs.
hurrah!!!
u haz kittehz and kittehz hab u!!
dis iz a happy moment we should sillybrate wiff cheezburgerz and choklitt!!
i’d be lookin forward fur da pics and as siobhan said, we need CHRGs before da picturez incase we SPLORT!
yays cheshirepat, dat’s one lucky kitteh!
Annodder kittehs haz a home! What wunnerful news. An he is alredy showin his gratitood bai learnin 2 b considerate! (Naut awl bois can dew dat!)
Ais happee 4 u an yer sweetie!
whut a smarteh kitteh, awlreddy yuzing teh lidderbox! ai can’t danze, ai’m perma…purrmanen…ai alwayz tripz ober mai own feetz. ai’ll clap along az u danze, tho!
Yay! I’se verry happey fer u.
Tree unattended Splorts!! Iz a-comin! Hang on Zoot, AAhzWeee an Mom21kitteh! What a mess-o-brayns!
Suks up eberyones brayns.
Sorts em owt.
Skoops dem awl in da korrekt hed, i hope so.
pat pat pat
On goe da CHRGs an da baving caps (50’s)
Duk taype, duk taype, duk tapy nize an tite
An chawklit (hawt) wid whippee creme, sordid chawlklits 4 awl, an soft floofy blankies wif tents and kittehs on dem.
Hops I dinna fergit ennie thing!
There, u feel bedderer yet> Juss rest awyle!
hmmm… mebbeh the big cheezes shuds put a splort warning in frunt ob such picshas?
*feelz aroun in her hed* dis seemz 2 be mii, ai tink.
um…wayt a minut. ai’m missing sumfing heer.
aahz, foots…yer not habing ne thots bout getting Chaineez carryawt, iz yu? dat’s missing, aifinkso!
B abrm, znv KLY o Pularrm — urem anjg yvrxm Huzreelxva Pularrm, frj jr anjg tvgm Pularrm xreelbjg…
Sry iffin Ai gotted da brayn mixed up! But it mite b interesting. Maib a liddle mxin an matchin wuld b fun! U tree gather among yourselves an straingten yer brayns out. I don want 2 be messing wid the oowee goowee brayns no more!
(An sry da names were messed up, Foots an Aahz, It was hard 2 tiep an man da CCC boft at da same tyme.)
_tz K, t__s_l2 — _tz h_rd 2 w_rkz kw_kl__, sp_sh_ll__ w_n _ g_tz 3 spl_rtz…
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_ st__l m_ss_n s_m br_ynz, _ f_nks_w…
X, V’yy p jng V xva qrj…
**popz oapin hed**
**pullz owt brayn**
**pix M21K-kullerd brayn bitz owt n putz n boal 1**
**pix foots-kullerd brayn bitz owt n putz n boal 2**
**putz brayn bak in hed n cloaziz dore**
D_r_ … d_tz b_dd_r …
_m, w__t — _ f_nkz d_r_ st__l b s_mf_n m_ss_n … s_mw_n m_ss st__l c_n h_z s_mm_ m__ br_ynz!!
Snaxl Grnfry2! V arnqvq qng!
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Hz, fhzsvam ebat urre… Qvqm V tvgm fhz oenlam hi fhzjha ryf?
wayt! maus an zauberflot haz a moley kyooler sieve up der, aifinkso. hay! youze gais! pass teh moley kyooler sieve tingy down heer, plskthx!
Ur welcome! An Ai fownd da Molekyouler Sieve tingy, finally! Heer is a xtra iffin u needz it!
tanky teeasely. ai tinky mebbee aiI caan haaz suum uuf aaaaahz’s aeiouansumtymezys riait heeeer.
*taykz moleykyooler seeve, holdz ober her hed an luks at teh piktyur* *SPLORT*
*hopez dat aahz brayns an der vowels goez bak 2 wher de b’long*
kwiik, aaaaaaahz, tayks oorff yeer CHRG!
_ g__dy!!1!
**huddlz M21K n foots rownd da sivvy fingy**
**awn kownt uv 3, frow awl owr braynz n sivvy fingy**
**braynz gitz sordid owt n2 3 boalz**
**Aahz gitz green poyntee braynz**
**M21K gitz tan braynz**
**foots gitz purplol braynz**
**cloaziz evvyboddee brayn dorez**
Dere naow … evvyboddee beddur?
Hay!! I kin tawk kreklee naow! Waol, sorda…
M21K — U haz uh hongree 4 Chyneez kerryowt naow?
ai haz a hongree an u haz yur vowlols bk! eff foots feelin awl bedder nao, den aifinkso it wurkd!
Whew! Glad ebberyting is bak 2 nermal! Da was chlaen….chaln…. lotz ob werk! U eats, an I goes habe moar koffeez an snorgle mai kittehs!
bbl.
Yay! Fankz 4 da CCC hep n 4 fyndin da sivvy fingy, teasel2!!
(Oooh, n 4 da hawt chokklit n sordid chokklitz 2) *nomnomnom*
ai agree!! fanks fer takin gud kair ov us wyial wii wusn’t ourselbes, teasel!
*nom nom nom de chokkylit an’ sip sip sip de hawt chokkylit 2*
*dies from cuteness*
o ceiling cat pweaze revive dis crazykitteh by ur divine cheezyness!
*a whole lot of melted cheez fallz on crazykitteh*
*crazykitteh iz alive by da cheez*
dier! ceiling cat haz maed u live once moar!
Pweeze – what is bleen?
No stinkkkeh boyz alowd!
OMG!!1 Pop-Tarts has a kitteh flavor nao?
want….
dis, i was thingking too, poptart kitteh, iwansum.
oh…oh, noe…nawt agen!
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Please don’t do that again.
Night, night
Sneep tight
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…teh campfur kittehs awl tukked in dweemin’ bout fithies and summors….arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….ooopppppppppppss
>==SPLORTS==<
ohs noes!!!! dare gos mai brayne………..
Summer camp
Toastin marshmalloz, singin songs…
Curlin’ up fer nap by de roarin’ fyre…
“…sing around the campfire…join the campfire kittehs!”
D’AW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus playin “Troof or Dares!”:-)
(no “seben minnits in da closit” tho.Dese are onlee lil kittehs an are too yung ta nose bout dat stuff!)
cutest beds ever. yoink! take kittehs home!!
Can’t take mai Is off dis pikshur…
notice liddle layce trimmed top sheet and teh liddle pillows undur kittehs liddle qewt heads….
wunder how photog got kittehs to pose…too gud fur fotoshops, me finks.
Yuu rlly kan nawt bees feelyng daown wen yuu seas tehse dorable liddel kittehs;
Iyf yuu hazza sad, yuu rlly geyts a lyft ov yuur spiriits frum teh dumpers;
(Lief shud bees tihs symple; 2 kittehs habbing a sleap-oavver inna sleapyng baggs!)
So twoo, cheshirekittehkat, so twoo.
OMG SPLORTS ON TOP OF SPLORTS!!!
Aw, that’s cute.