yes, teh lite gos off

yes, teh lite gos off I can comes out nao?
u cudda aksd weight watcher kitteh. he awlwayz in da fridge.
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yes, teh lite gos off I can comes out nao?
u cudda aksd weight watcher kitteh. he awlwayz in da fridge.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Lego_90
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or if nawt, sum air holes plzthx
I fink I see chikkin on teh sekkund shelf. Itz all gud…
but u can keep teh borrcolli.
ohai leeza! Gud top comment!!!
Ohai DK! Fanks! U has gud weekend?
Yas! Gud fud, sum fun, adn yesterdai ai bisited wif wun ob mai sisters dat ai hadn’t seen fur awhile.
U?
yes… vissits wif my sister 2, on Caturday, den yesterday I climbded a mowntain!
C? Wii R teh same person!!
U habbing mowntins in SC? Wuz it Mt McKinely?
I iz in North Carolina.. But there is mowntains in bof of teh carolinas. We has more in NC ackshully. The hole western end is teh Appalachians, and we has teh Smokies, and Mt. Mitchell here 2. But I wuz at Grandfather Mtn yesturdai.
It was teh byoootiful! And nice and cool!
That iz byooteeful plase. I staided in Black Mountain wuns and ai tink that iz in dat aireuh.
You no need to worry about eeting teh leftovers anymore.
…an’…borrcolli iz wun uv mai faborite veggies, sew ai’ll eat yores, leeza.
hay o.o.b.a.r.k., kin ai shaerz sum? borrcolli wun mai faybritz tuu!
brocili is sew gud in a elf fred o sawce over sum pastas yum
Where teh CHEEZBURGERZ???
Cheezburger so yummy, no leftovers. Sorry, kitteh.
Corn graters leeza-b u beeted me agane! But we bofe beeted maus! haow shall we sillybrayte?
I dunno… wut do U feel liek doing?
(teenager imitashun)
Well itz Monday, and we has been stuck in teh fridge, so luks like a dubble-bloo Monday. Maybe we can has bloo drinkses?
Teh owlnlee bloo drink Ai can fink uv is Sapphire Gin an Ai fink gin iz pleh! I fink der mite be sum bloo sawft drinkses an it’s hawt enuff fur dat sort uv fing heer 2dai.
I was finkin of sumthing frozen… we can puts bloo fud colors in if we has 2!
Its sposed to be in the 90’s today… agin!
We haz 90 yestidai - nawt 2 commun in TTI. Iz a bit less hawt 2dai, but still 2 much fur me!
There’s a blue liqueur called Blue Curacao. It’s orange flavored. You could make an orange toonie of some sort.
Iz 2 hawt fur alkyhul (sadlee) eksept praps a cold beer. Hm, dats an eye deer….. Iffn der iz rume in teh frij wiv kitteh in teh wai
How bout some cold coffeh wid Baileys?
Iz that gud?
Okays… I’ll try ennything once!
Is even bedder wid sum ice-cream on top
*ennything*
???
or maybees sumfim wit bloo razzlebairee?
You donut like teh bombay saffire gin, annipuss? I’ll hav urs - I luvvit! Speshully wif sody an limes. An ice too. An a cullerful glass swizzly stik too.
Mayk that TWO bombay saffires, plz! *klinks glas wit cratz* MMmmmm.
I locked my kitty in the ice box my mistate and noticed her gone 20 minutes later, let her out and she bolted for the space under the bed, that sill teach her, I much look closely next time……
thats my cat in my frige when we got him….i wana know how this pic got online since i took it on my phone??? and yes that was some good ass chicken i made..yall shoulda seen him nom down on it in there that pic was him gettin busted!!!!
I’z freezin in heer
Dis a berry cool cat…
As opposed to a hot dog?
oh noooooooooooooesssss!
goggiee iznt in teh mikrowaev agin?!!
*kitteh kashuallee liks paw*
howd hims get in dere….kitteh? you no sumfin bout dat?
I ar not telling, I ar taking the fith
is u in the likker cabinet now toos?
Likker? I hardly know her!
tee, hee, hee!
dont drink itall!!! sab sum fer moi!! (plz)
Ok I sharez some, but don’t tell mah humin
and we will blames it on the goggie
just adds sum watter, teh hoomin will nebber noe…
menny R cawld, but few R chozen.
many r cold but fyoo r frozen.
yesh, dat’s wut ai meend 2 say!
Fanks!
(ai beez berry tyred 2-day!)
de babbeh kittehs keepin u up?
Dis mai fort. Yoo no can cum in…
oh, just chill.
.
teh gurlz can haz fun in ower own foart.
*knock knock*
Candygram!
mah pointeh endz
key to your diet success
WIN!
Dat and teh Diet Coke on teh shelf beeloe,
Oops, cant see kitteh pik wenn riting. Diet Coke is ober der to teh rite.
Fridjpak kitteh fits neetly on teh boddum shelf!
Did u kno tehre iz sumfin green in heer? Wai bak inna bak, an iz nawt smell berry gud.
Dat muss b mai frij den!
*Slaps forehead*
THAT’S where I put my sandwich…
Wot waz u doin in mai frij, EM?
Um… Nothing. I was just… um… holding it up to the light to… um… see what it looked like…
Sownds lyk sumbodee iz a LCB wanna-b.