yes, teh lite gos off
yes, teh lite gos off I can comes out nao?
u cudda aksd weight watcher kitteh. he awlwayz in da fridge.
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or if nawt, sum air holes plzthx
I fink I see chikkin on teh sekkund shelf. Itz all gud…
but u can keep teh borrcolli.
ohai leeza! Gud top comment!!!
Ohai DK! Fanks! U has gud weekend?
Yas! Gud fud, sum fun, adn yesterdai ai bisited wif wun ob mai sisters dat ai hadn’t seen fur awhile.
U?
yes… vissits wif my sister 2, on Caturday, den yesterday I climbded a mowntain!
C? Wii R teh same person!!
U habbing mowntins in SC? Wuz it Mt McKinely?
I iz in North Carolina.. But there is mowntains in bof of teh carolinas. We has more in NC ackshully. The hole western end is teh Appalachians, and we has teh Smokies, and Mt. Mitchell here 2. But I wuz at Grandfather Mtn yesturdai.
It was teh byoootiful! And nice and cool!
That iz byooteeful plase. I staided in Black Mountain wuns and ai tink that iz in dat aireuh.
You no need to worry about eeting teh leftovers anymore.
…an’…borrcolli iz wun uv mai faborite veggies, sew ai’ll eat yores, leeza.
hay o.o.b.a.r.k., kin ai shaerz sum? borrcolli wun mai faybritz tuu!
brocili is sew gud in a elf fred o sawce over sum pastas yum
Where teh CHEEZBURGERZ???
Cheezburger so yummy, no leftovers. Sorry, kitteh.
Corn graters leeza-b u beeted me agane! But we bofe beeted maus! haow shall we sillybrayte?
I dunno… wut do U feel liek doing?
(teenager imitashun)
Well itz Monday, and we has been stuck in teh fridge, so luks like a dubble-bloo Monday. Maybe we can has bloo drinkses?
Teh owlnlee bloo drink Ai can fink uv is Sapphire Gin an Ai fink gin iz pleh! I fink der mite be sum bloo sawft drinkses an it’s hawt enuff fur dat sort uv fing heer 2dai.
I was finkin of sumthing frozen… we can puts bloo fud colors in if we has 2!
Its sposed to be in the 90’s today… agin!
We haz 90 yestidai – nawt 2 commun in TTI. Iz a bit less hawt 2dai, but still 2 much fur me!
There’s a blue liqueur called Blue Curacao. It’s orange flavored. You could make an orange toonie of some sort.
Iz 2 hawt fur alkyhul (sadlee) eksept praps a cold beer. Hm, dats an eye deer….. Iffn der iz rume in teh frij wiv kitteh in teh wai
How bout some cold coffeh wid Baileys?
Iz that gud?
Okays… I’ll try ennything once!
Is even bedder wid sum ice-cream on top
*ennything*
???
or maybees sumfim wit bloo razzlebairee?
You donut like teh bombay saffire gin, annipuss? I’ll hav urs – I luvvit! Speshully wif sody an limes. An ice too. An a cullerful glass swizzly stik too.
Mayk that TWO bombay saffires, plz! *klinks glas wit cratz* MMmmmm.
I locked my kitty in the ice box my mistate and noticed her gone 20 minutes later, let her out and she bolted for the space under the bed, that sill teach her, I much look closely next time……
thats my cat in my frige when we got him….i wana know how this pic got online since i took it on my phone??? and yes that was some good ass chicken i made..yall shoulda seen him nom down on it in there that pic was him gettin busted!!!!
I’z freezin in heer
Dis a berry cool cat…
As opposed to a hot dog?
oh noooooooooooooesssss!
goggiee iznt in teh mikrowaev agin?!!
*kitteh kashuallee liks paw*
howd hims get in dere….kitteh? you no sumfin bout dat?
I ar not telling, I ar taking the fith
is u in the likker cabinet now toos?
Likker? I hardly know her!
tee, hee, hee!
dont drink itall!!! sab sum fer moi!! (plz)
Ok I sharez some, but don’t tell mah humin
and we will blames it on the goggie
just adds sum watter, teh hoomin will nebber noe…
menny R cawld, but few R chozen.
many r cold but fyoo r frozen.
yesh, dat’s wut ai meend 2 say!
Fanks!
(ai beez berry tyred 2-day!)
de babbeh kittehs keepin u up?
Dis mai fort. Yoo no can cum in…
oh, just chill.
.
teh gurlz can haz fun in ower own foart.
*knock knock*
Candygram!
mah pointeh endz
key to your diet success
WIN!
Dat and teh Diet Coke on teh shelf beeloe,
Oops, cant see kitteh pik wenn riting. Diet Coke is ober der to teh rite.
Fridjpak kitteh fits neetly on teh boddum shelf!
Did u kno tehre iz sumfin green in heer? Wai bak inna bak, an iz nawt smell berry gud.
Dat muss b mai frij den!
*Slaps forehead*
THAT’S where I put my sandwich…
Wot waz u doin in mai frij, EM?
Um… Nothing. I was just… um… holding it up to the light to… um… see what it looked like…
Sownds lyk sumbodee iz a LCB wanna-b.
I can has wun of tha beers up ther? Kthxluvyoobai.
artic kitteh is praktisin fur his visit tew da polar bears
So That’s where you’ve been for the last few days, and I thought you were lost….
OMGosh! Dat remyndz me ob sumfing dat happened IRL last weak! I has dese 2 bebeh kits–bruther and sistre–and dey loveto play, play, play, play, play. Well, teh liddel boi kitlet is speshually curey-us, an lykes 2 git into fings. I herd this faynt “meowing, and I went 2 sea ware teh liddel boi wuz–I thinkt dat he wuz stuck inna rume or closet sumwares. So I opened awl teh doorz 2 teh closets and roomz, an hee knot beez there. So I sed (my famibly wuz watching), oh whut teh heck, I’ll look in teh freezar. (I wuz jsut kitten) Open freezer (a syde-by-side won) lucked straigt ahed, an then teh liddel gray boi tabby falled out frum teh bottom unto teh floor! Wii were awl shocked It wuz a bit funny (he wuz perfektly OK), butt also skarry, so I wuz so fankful that I kept looking 4 hymn!
He had jumpt in2 teh bottom shelf a fyoo minitis ago, as I opened teh door 2 get ice outta teh icemayker! (teh front dispenser wuzn’t werking). Curiousity almost killt teh kat!!! Teh liddel kittlets still run over 2 look in teh frijjy whin teh doorz open, butt little brother never treyes 2 git in enny moar!
:O Por kitteh, glad yoo finds him!
Mai orinj kitteh liek to clime in frijarator too. Also dryer. I cheks that REEL KARE FULL befor I cloze it.
*sitting on edj o chare
whew!
*big sigh o relieef*
i lub teh happee n dings.
duz you spoze teh boi kitteh tellz storeez o hims adbenchures in teh frozn lanz to the otter kittehs? i bet teh storree getz skerrier eech time and himz be the heerow pertektin teh hyommans from teh freezee munstr!
Wut, oh wut r u doin in tehre
Littul kitteh in teh Frijidaire?
Iff you wunt a snoflaeks too
Rong compartmint, Kitteh-mew!
Didjoo need a bevrij to sillybrate?
Or gushifuds upon yur playte?
Pleez jiss aks teh hyoomin fur halps
Don trai to manij tihs yursellfs.
You mite liek bein amung teh yummy,
But Ai wunna snorgle a WARM kitteh tummy!
Furr da win!!!!1 !! Jenniffuurr! grate poem!
Thx – I hav long bleeved taht pomes, espeshlly volyooms of owr own Jack Deth, shud be part of teh Mu Meddows. Maybee even read sawftly aloud – juss a wisper on teh breeze, so U reelly has to lissin fur it. Glad u like!
’tis appropriatly silleh….cudos to youdos
*Tosses handfull uv cweenfetti to silleebrating Jennifuurrz luvlee pome*
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Ξ ﻖ ﺖ ڿ ٩ ™ ╓ ░ ≈ ■ ♦ ﮡ ﻊ ☼ ‼ ‡ †Ỡ ۵ ۩ ℅ ٭ ۞ ڬ φ җ ф ұ Ψ ٨ Ξ ﻖ ﺖ ﻊ ☼ ‼ ‡ †Ỡ ۵ ۩ ℅ ٭ ۞ ڬ φ җΞ ڬ φ җ ф ұ Ψ ٨Ξ ﻖ ﺖ ﻖ ﺖ ڿ ٩ ™ ڿ ש ۵ ۩ ℅ ٭
Thx, an wuttan onnur! To be Cweenfettied can onlee inspyre creet…krea… makin moar stuff up!
Lub it, Jenniffuurr!!!
ai haz weeknes foor the sweet liddul oring kittehs. must not splort. taitening down 50’s bavving cap and CHRG. ai want to snorgle liddul kitteh!!!
yup. twuz a cloaz call furr me. forchunatelee, i can hads a zippylock bag handee in teh kichen adn kwik putted it on & den , just az dat wuz givin way, putted on the glubs frum the dishy washin on taupe. I luks kinda silly, but iz okay.
Teh pikchoor Ai had in mai hedd uv u maed me giglol!
sumfin diffrent bout it? sounz nermal tew moi.
well almost …..
*wraps sweetpea’s hed wif duktaype, and sprinkuls glittur on top*
*adds orinj kitteh stikkurs*
now. DAT luks nermal.
Yoo guise is too muches. sweetpea, yoo winz teh ICHC MacGyver award fur maykin a CHRG owt uv evveryday objekts. Ziplok baggie, FTW!
mufful’d sounds emitted through layurz o dukt ape, glittur, & ornj kitteh stikkurz
*mmmmrhmhph*
[no translashun available-Uhura still werkin on the communikashunz sistem & unibersul translatur duzn't werk, ether]
bedder to lookz sillee den too haz braynez awl obber deh playce!
dat akshully sownds just lyke deh wayz I looks when ai getz mai hair permed! LOL
u nawt gonna eat me rite?????
Haz ennywun seen Cookie’s Human laytly, oar did ai mist anuvver memo?
No haven’t seen much of her since her return from Egypt
I think she had mentioned that she might be moving
I hope we see her soon
tank yew, two_kittehs. Wen her muve/return frum E-jipped?
i fink she was dere for vacashunz
herz came back in Mai I fink
when she came back herz
broted gifts fur everybody
from Egypt
and den I hazn’t seen herz
…oh…an’ EBERYWUN knoes taht kittehs be ‘top-shelf’ aminuls. Wut him dewin’ awn teh *bottom* shelf???
top shelf lukz to beez crowded!
…bai awl teh rong stufs. UN-CRAOD IT an’ maek ruum foar cool kitteh!
Beeg wyte coaldz bawkz
can beez daynjurruss playss 4
liddill ornjj Kitteh
Shoodz oanlee ekksploar
wenz Hewminz beez dayr 2 hoaldz
t3h doar wyde oapen
Liddill ornjj Kitteh
shoodz beez cayrfull. Dis foto
canz cawzz mennee ‘Sploart!’z
Jack.
Duz enneboddee kno hao 2 un-program/de-program teh ebilness? Dis wiik-end, Ai wuz ebil 2 peepl ai nawt shud b ebil 2. Ai jes need 2 b ebil 2 teh hubbeh wen iz nesisaree.
Mebbe iz filtur isshoo?
Ai can mayk u a filter.
*takez brown cawfee filters frum kitchen*
*carefully openz seems*
*stitches dem togevva wif cobwebs*
*makez a tawp 2 go undernif ebil t-shirt*
Dere u r! C how it wurks, k?
Iz still lookin fer teh peetsa box from last nite. You didn’t eet it all by yerself did youz?
wat if i say if i didz eat it??
Ai fink bebbeh kitteh iz SOL regardin teh peetsa: icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/28/funny-pictures-dont-no-wear-yurs-went/#comments
Hiz older brudders stolded teh peetsaz.
I hadz nuffin to dew wif nao pete’s za!
Cold Cuts — ur doin it rong
Bebbeh kitteh tryin 2 hied frum hoomin, 2 keep frum goin 2 vet.
but kitteh could get a cold frum da fridge an’ ultimately end up in da vet!
See, wut u do heer iz u takes a burgeh from de meet drawr, an u slaps it in fry pan. Den u takes a bun. Den u takes slise cheez. Den u puts em all togedder an dey is good. Dat so hard?
And yoo thot it wuz teh ellyphunkel leavin trax in teh budder . . .
me iz not an elephant, iz a itteh bitteh kitteh frum da committee!
O.T. I haz bin off-line sinz Fryday – is ther any updayt on midnightsdeer’s kitteh – haz it returned yet? Kthxbai, Grem.
Ai hav bin wundrin saem thing- ennywun herd?
i dont gitz it.
Peepul somtimes wonder if de lite reely goes out when u shuts de frij dore.
Hooman asked kitteh to help check it out.
Kitteh did and nao he wants outies.
Kittoon can haz gushyfudz an stay aowt uv riifrijuratur.
(You must excuse my proper grammar and spelling. I is not edumacated yet.)
)
Thanks for finally finding the perfect caption for that pic!
(Which is in fact from my computer!
His names is Conan.
Cos he’s a redhead.
^_^
ai r noo at ICHC an jus lernin lolspeek. sumwun can splain to me “CHRG”? souns liek sumtin ai shud haev if ai want to be hangin out heer. kthx.
Ohai, MKU. CHRG is a chikken-hed rubber glove. Usually used to contains a splort, which is what happens when you see a lolcat that’s soooo kyoot you can’t stand it. Often, the CHRG will have drawings on them, such as piggie faces and elephant behinds. If so, they are called CHRG(wdoi) – with drawings on it.
wot a sweeeet bebe ORRRRRRRRANJ!!!
too bad he r poyzinin yer fudz
Dis frigeratur needs teh kleenin, deys sumtin fuzzy growin in it.
Win!
mysterie meet inna foyle sarong…..it has ALLIES wif de pointy ends!
Bizzy aftrenun foar dis kitteh…a littl chillin’, sum kool fud, and nao teh spawtliet is on him!1!!
Okays, i tinks dis is enuff punishments for nows. I is super hungriees