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Con-CAT-enayshunz vgersmom! U gotted da tawp spawt! Wat U gunna haz 4 sillybrayshunz?
Ai jus walked in da door frum werk, so a niez kool limmonyayd mite be tastee. Ai think ai iz still tu tierd frum werk to danz tho.
K, den — limminayd it b…
***porez vgersmom uh nys tawl glas uv ays koald limminayd, n adz sum ekstree limmin slysiz***
Wont sumfin strawngur innit dan jess limminz?
heh heh..i tot yud nebber ask!
Waol, we can haz nys silekshun uv 9 kyndza skotch, but we awlsew can haz vuryittee uv uvver dreenkeez, lyk Stoli, BeefNommer, n PGA — naym it n itz urz…
wuts PGA? Ai iz uzually a gin an tonik kinda gal. Gin an limmonyaid cud werk mabee.
PGA = Pyoor Grayn Alkyhawl — uh liddul goez uh lawng wai
…
Gin it be, den …
**adz sum BeefNommer 2 limminayd**
Heer ya goez…
**porez wun 4 sef**
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!
Cheez tu u!
*sip sip*
Yummmm!!
*glug glug*
Sry, wherz mai mannerz!
u rite! der day r in da bottum ov da glas.
You guys are so retarded.
n wee lubz eberry minit uv it
I rizembul da rimark…
cong-rat-ulashuns foar nowt secund vgersmom!
thx…itz a niez way to end teh werkday.
Pardun meh wile ai hijax teh fred fur a momint…
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* YER ATTENSHUN PLZ * *
* PLZ TO BE FASSNIN YER CHRG (wdoi) OR 50s BAVVING CAP *
* OR UDDER SPLORTAYSHUN-PREVENSHUN DEVICE BEFOAR LUKKIN AT *
* DIS LOL FUR TEW LAWNG. *
* We haz alreddy had a epidemik uv teh splortingz. SAEV YERSELVEZ!!! *
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Fanks fur yer tiem. Plz to be returnin to yer regyoolarlee skeduled lolz.
Yer doin it rite!
…an rillee rillee kyoot!
Corn graters nightshade u haz a dubble in teh brayde!
lol — yer in teh brayde tew, Annipuss — niec goin. Ai noe taeks 2 brayde spotz – wuz rillee jus a continyooayshun uv teh saem commint.
Iz berry cyoot
black team vs. white team 3-1 PWND!!!!!
oups tooo much lolcat-counting!!!1! 3-2!
dey playz kick teh udder team owt ov teh litterbox nowt secund!
Datz wun boal uv kyoot!
Iz dat a flowerpot? Iz a hyoomin waytin fur his lolcat sprowts to grow?
one tiem we had a havahart trap set for a rakoon who wuz alwayz nockin ober da trash. we kame home one nite an in teh trap wuz teh teeniest babee tuxedo kitteh u cud imagin–he wuznt even weened yet. there were lotz of stray kittehs cuz peeple dump them in teh woodz. we boddlefed him an named him Schwartz. he grew up to be 18 poundz and maed us happee for 18 yrs until he crost the bridj this year. we used to say we raised him from a seed.
*sniff*
Datz such a kyoot storee!!!
ai put hiz pikshur on mai site if u clik mai naem.
himz berree cute!
{{{vgersmom}}}
tanku. we iz frens nau! ur kitteh in da grosery bag luuks liek ma kitteh Melchior. Awl put himz pikshur ther in a minnet.
Yu can has, wut 7 , ? 8 ? kittehz? heer is lisens law, must lisens nd hab ownlee 2 adult dawgz oar catz. Schwartz wuz big nd bootiful. liddul tuxie, Attila, da hunny. ai uzed tu hab wuz abowt 7 #
hier war ai livs in noo yawk dey lisens dawgs but nawt kittehs. we haz sebben (ai gived mai hubbiekat a cawfee kup dat sed “I have the need one more cat virus and the doctor said there’s no cure”. Dey iz awl indoorz luvvy kittehs. oh an we got a pet ratt tu. dey awl luv him an lieks tu sit an wach him in hiz caeg an dey nebber tri to get him.
Awww – him wuz byooteemus! Ai haz a sad fur yew dat he crost teh bridj – but happitayl dat yew will see him agin dere wun day.
{{{{{vgersmom}}}}}
tankyoo {{{{{nightshayde}}}}} im kountin on a happitayl reyoonyun sumdae!!
vgersmom – dat iz berry sweet storee!
day ids da fuzziwuzziest
pURRFECT
Is much more funner den a barrel of monkees!
…n uh lawt kyootur n sawftur, 2!!
…an less lieklee tew fling deyz own poo.
Ah… ah… ah………… *ka-SPLORT*
…
drat
Oh deer, Drag ober CCC
Sweep up Nightshade’s branes an scoop dem up.
Pour dem bakk in herz hedd an pat down.
Fassen on 50s bavin cap an a CHRG maek seecyoor wiv ducky tape,
Offer ns a choklit martoonie an sum choklit possums.
Do u need a floofy balnkie? Iz 2 warm fur dat heer!
Haz wun in caes u need it.
Der, rest a bit an u will soon feel better.
Oooh, we gotted uh ty awn heppin nightshayde wif da CCC! Kin we goez 2 da tybooteek wif awl da uvver foalkz?
*opunz an eye – luks arown*
Ai can haz kitteh eeringz wif purplol sparklee joolz?
…
Oooh – teh tybooteek! Aiz feelin beddur nao. Jus hasta taek it a liddul slow to start.
Ai collekt kitteh eeringz IRL. Ai hazn’t got ennee liek dat tho!
*taekz hold uv annipuss’ paw*
We goez togeddur to getz teh purplol sparklee kitteh eeringz. Aiz shoor dey wud haev moar dan wun pair dere.
*skipz to teh tybooteek wif annipuss*
Ai kan goe too?? ai lieks sparkeldie eeringz but ai wud liek bloo.
Uv coars yew kin goe too!
*taekz vgersmom’s paw in her udder paw & continyooz skippin*
Haow can we lib wifowt da sparklee purpul wunz?:s
Well, we awlreddee get2 goe 2 teh ty booteek fur teh macrame enneewai!
Troo dat … I nawt can haz eereengz, tho — nawt dat kynda gy…
den ai gess u wont want teh big shiny tackee gold kittee disko pendent lef ober frum 1973 eiver.
Noe, but speekin uv takz, I gess I wanna gitz da nys shynee, sparklee kitteh-shaypt ty-tak 2 goez wif mai ty wif da kitteh faysiz onnit…
**watchiz 4 LCB — doan wont herz yoinkin mai noo ty-tak**
speshully ifn itz stuk in ur ty arawnd ur nek!
ai ment kuz teh ty wud choek u an u’d get strangulated..or iz dat hao u wud luuk if LCB grabded ur ty??!!
cud getz fur ladee-lub.
Fanks, annipuss. Ai duz be needing teh blankee — teh A/C heer at werk is bery chillee.
*snugglols into teh blankee, nibblols on choklit, & starts to purrrrrrr*
Owr nawt-sekkund splort uv da LOL!! Kwik, CCC!!!
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 nightshayd**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak n2 hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2howld het 2gevvur**
**putz bavvin kap awn nightshaydez hed**
**snapz CHRG obber bavvin kap**
**rapz nightshayd n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul dinner boalz onnit**
Dere naow nightshayd — lai daown nwun uv da comfee shayrz inna Splort Lownj
haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee creem n coco paowdur awn tawp, n sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur strengf bak — U b fyn n noe tym atoll!!
Ohai, nyteshayd:
Fyve liddill Kittehz
iz a catastofee. Fyndz
skweejee andz dusstpan
Skoopz up and skweejeez
braynz and poarz dem back wayr dayz
beelawngz. Luukz 4 nyss
Buddurr~fly Band Aydz
to maykz it awll prittee. Snapz
awn CHRG
U wantz bunjee coardz,
vellkro oarz dukkt tayp 2 hoaldz
CHRG tyte?
Habz Sleepee Tyme Tee,
Red Zingurr 2 goez wiff sum
Froazinn Milkee Wayz
Habz flooffee blankittz
wiff Duckeez oarz Turtillz awn
demz 2 keep U wawrm
Jack.
Fankz, Jack! Nao datz a reskyoo wif STYLE!!!
mai kitteh iz called Meow Mix.
Himz duz nawt haz fiev hedz, duz him?
duz he sing “meow meow meow meow”?
she goes crayze sumtyms n sez “hello” b4 she nox shit off uv evryfin
*SPLORT*
OHOH! dubbel splort ov OOBARK and Nightshayde! Ai don no haow tu dribe the CCC….can sumbunny go gets it and ai will sweep the brayes inna 2 sepurate pilez
*sweepy sweepy sort sort sort sweepy*
Oh deer, Drag ober CCC
Sweep up oobark’s branes an scoop dem up.
Pour dem bakk in himz hedd an pat down.
Fassen on 50s bavin cap an a CHRG maek seecyoor wiv ducky tape,
Offer owl a choklit martoonie an sum choklit possums.
Do u need a floofy balnkie? Iz 2 warm fur dat heer!
Haz wun in caes u need it.
Der, rest a bit an u will soon feel better.
no needz blankie…warm heer, too…but fang kew
Ohai, Oobark! ♪♫
*Battings ai lashes*
Sry yew splorted!
*Bringed ober CCC*
*Sweepa sweepa sweepy* Sweep brayns inna pyl, den putz em bakina hed *plop* Brayns go bak in yer kraniel cabity
*tux tux tux* Tux ebryfing nyse n tite
*Brrrriiiiiippppp* Fassens dukee tayp tew Oobark’s hed tew stik bak togedder.
Heer is an udder chrg wdoi (lil snaylols) to putz awn
*snap*
Heers a nyse sawf tedee bare kolord blankee.
*Wraps Oobark innit*
Hab a kuling drink ob mint ise T wiff an octopuss shaypd chonklitt wiff kreemy cneter. Yoo rest furry wyl adn yoo bees felion lyk yer old spunkee slef N no tyme.
did we runz owt ub da chonklitz wif sordid senturz?
iz dat liek choklit coted YNGs?
Ai dont fink ennybuddy fawt ub dat b 4 but w nawt?;)
I finkso we nede tu getz Leeza’s skwurlz tu maik us up sum frsh wippycrm fur dat tu. nom. cnyg.
damb, ai tern tew mush at teh sight ub teh blonde nurse heer! fang kew, fikshunkitteh
*kiss* on cheek
Ai replyed tew yore post on belly-can fred.
whatz in mai BUKKET???
nycer kontentz den a bukket ov ded pfishies!
SPLORT!
Uh Oh! Anuvver wun! CCC gunna b bizzee agin I finksew…
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 KKC
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak n2 hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2howld het 2gevvur**
**putz bavvin kap awn KKCz hed**
**snapz CHRG obber bavvin kap**
**rapz KKC n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul dinner boalz onnit**
Dere naow KKC — U rilaks inna comfee shayrz inna Splort Lownj
haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee creem n coco paowdur awn tawp, n sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur strengf bak…
**whew**
WEEE-HAWW-WEEE-HAWW (datz teh siren sownd)
*skreechez arown teh coarner wif teh CCC*
Oh mai. Derez braynes awlobber teh plaec yet agin.
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynes intew teh bin*
*getsa funnel & poura poura poura teh braynes bak intew Celia’s hed*
*jentlee pieces togeddur teh skull*
*SNAPs teh CHRG(wdoi) onto Celia’s hed & sekyoorz wif teh dukee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka in wif lite peech-kulur sawftee blanky (wif bunnehs onnit), givs a cuppa tee (nawt tew hawt, nawt tew cold) & a choklit oktopus wif caramel fillingz*
Yew rest nao, Celia. Yew shud feelz beddur in a liddul wile.
Yay!!! At da pichur, not at da splort.
I’ll take the five-kitteh basket, an a larj drink, plz.
Extra floofy or orijnil resipe?
I likes teh varietee bukkit.
Moastlee dark floof
*meow meow-meow meow
meow meow-meow meow
meow meow-meow meow MEOW meow-meow meow*
“I want chicken I want liver
Meow Mix Meow Mix
Please Deliver”
Dats rite! Ai forgotted dose werds.
I thot it waz:
“I want Chicken I want Liver
I want Tuna
Please Deliver”
?
Nuffin lik a nice warm bohl uf floof on dohs cold wintur nites…
ders one tu kurl up awn each ov ur footsies, one tu kuddel on each syde, an one tu sleep awn ur hed to keep it warm.
cows hum I cantt be furst?
dey don remmeberz da wurdz?
aroun hier ai lerned dat u don uze teh “f” werd sew u wanna be nawt sekkund. u jus gotta get tu noe about whut tiemz teh pikshurs com. BUT ur teh nawt sekkund purrson wif a herd ov hummin kowz (at least ai think ai herd them)
vgersmom,
ai r noo heer. wai we no ewes teh “f” wurd? iz it sup — super — supersti —
feer of bad luck? kthx for teh info bai
well, wii hassa lotz ob stranj custims hear—memes is teh correkt werd—that sumwon startz and then sumwon repetes/builds on…lots ov really kool wons like teh CCC and the CHRG R berry standird, an wii use dem awlways…”naught sekond” is sort of lyke that, butt awlso, it izza reeakshun 2 teh “naught kool” comminnt ov shouting “first” or “furst” or such lyke win yoo is lucky an gets 2 be teh tawp of teh list. yoo apost 2 come up wiff sumfing clever or funny 2 say, naught teh stoopy “furst” which is awlso bragging, and unkool…
N E wayz, that’s how ai unnnerstand it!
ai think if u herd kowz, u wud noe — u wud hav barnz and paturz and cute liddle bebee kowz.
3:2 dark chaulkilet to wite ch. (wiff milk chockate noeses!)
ai walkz in wiff mai eyez clozed – iffn ai trip ober anywun, aiz sowwy. bedder den splortin tho, ryte?
iz it tew layt tew splort? cuz ai kant hold it in.
*SSSSSPPPLLLLLOOOORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!1!1!11!!!1!*
otae, be dere a CCC ennywarez arownd?
Werdycnanz daown! But heer kumz da CCC wif da itteh bitteh kitteh drybur:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 werdycnan**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak n2 hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2howld het 2gevvur**
**putz bavvin kap awn werdycnanz hed**
**snapz CHRG obber bavvin kap**
**rapz werdycnan n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul dinner boalz onnit**
Dere naow werdycnan — U rilaks inna comfee shayrz inna Splort Lownj
Wyl ur rekubbrin, haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n coco paowdur awn tawp, n (bai rikwest) sum sordid chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz (4 da vyteeminz, doncha noez)
fanks! Wow, ai just figgered owt wut an howr oar sew wifowt a hed kan dew tew yew. ai haz just ben sew cumpleetlee randum awn anovver syte, it iz sew funny! ai’m bedder, nao. lol!
Fyve fluffeh floofs.
Awwww!!!
Uhoh..heer..I goes…..SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoald awn Katzi — hep iz onna wai! Heer kumz da itteh bitteh kitteh drybin da CCC:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 Katzi ***
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak n2 hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2howld het 2gevvur**
**putz bavvin kap awn Katziz hed**
**snapz CHRG obber bavvin kap**
**rapz katzi n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul dinner boalz onnit**
U gunna b jess fyn katzi — lai daown heer inna comfee chayr inna Splort Lownj n haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n coco paowdur awn tawp, n sum naow faymuss sordid chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz 2 hep gitz ur strengf bak…
Whew…relaksin!
Fankees Aahz! Yore a lifesavur:-)
Ohh, Ai LUBBS dat lol !!! it’s PURRFEKT!!!
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Crazy cat lady starter kit…
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funny/evil
not gettin daily fix so i’m sending this to you
Lol so cute! I’m favortitng!