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Con-CAT-enayshunz vgersmom! U gotted da tawp spawt! Wat U gunna haz 4 sillybrayshunz?
Ai jus walked in da door frum werk, so a niez kool limmonyayd mite be tastee. Ai think ai iz still tu tierd frum werk to danz tho.
K, den — limminayd it b…
***porez vgersmom uh nys tawl glas uv ays koald limminayd, n adz sum ekstree limmin slysiz***
Wont sumfin strawngur innit dan jess limminz?
heh heh..i tot yud nebber ask!
Waol, we can haz nys silekshun uv 9 kyndza skotch, but we awlsew can haz vuryittee uv uvver dreenkeez, lyk Stoli, BeefNommer, n PGA — naym it n itz urz…
wuts PGA? Ai iz uzually a gin an tonik kinda gal. Gin an limmonyaid cud werk mabee.
PGA = Pyoor Grayn Alkyhawl — uh liddul goez uh lawng wai
…
Gin it be, den …
**adz sum BeefNommer 2 limminayd**
Heer ya goez…
**porez wun 4 sef**
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!
Cheez tu u!
*sip sip*
Yummmm!!
*glug glug*
Sry, wherz mai mannerz!
u rite! der day r in da bottum ov da glas.
You guys are so retarded.
n wee lubz eberry minit uv it
I rizembul da rimark…
cong-rat-ulashuns foar nowt secund vgersmom!
thx…itz a niez way to end teh werkday.
Pardun meh wile ai hijax teh fred fur a momint…
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* YER ATTENSHUN PLZ * *
* PLZ TO BE FASSNIN YER CHRG (wdoi) OR 50s BAVVING CAP *
* OR UDDER SPLORTAYSHUN-PREVENSHUN DEVICE BEFOAR LUKKIN AT *
* DIS LOL FUR TEW LAWNG. *
* We haz alreddy had a epidemik uv teh splortingz. SAEV YERSELVEZ!!! *
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Fanks fur yer tiem. Plz to be returnin to yer regyoolarlee skeduled lolz.
Yer doin it rite!
…an rillee rillee kyoot!
Corn graters nightshade u haz a dubble in teh brayde!
lol — yer in teh brayde tew, Annipuss — niec goin. Ai noe taeks 2 brayde spotz - wuz rillee jus a continyooayshun uv teh saem commint.
Iz berry cyoot
black team vs. white team 3-1 PWND!!!!!
oups tooo much lolcat-counting!!!1! 3-2!
dey playz kick teh udder team owt ov teh litterbox nowt secund!
Datz wun boal uv kyoot!
Iz dat a flowerpot? Iz a hyoomin waytin fur his lolcat sprowts to grow?
one tiem we had a havahart trap set for a rakoon who wuz alwayz nockin ober da trash. we kame home one nite an in teh trap wuz teh teeniest babee tuxedo kitteh u cud imagin–he wuznt even weened yet. there were lotz of stray kittehs cuz peeple dump them in teh woodz. we boddlefed him an named him Schwartz. he grew up to be 18 poundz and maed us happee for 18 yrs until he crost the bridj this year. we used to say we raised him from a seed.
*sniff*
Datz such a kyoot storee!!!
ai put hiz pikshur on mai site if u clik mai naem.
himz berree cute!
{{{vgersmom}}}
tanku. we iz frens nau! ur kitteh in da grosery bag luuks liek ma kitteh Melchior. Awl put himz pikshur ther in a minnet.
Yu can has, wut 7 , ? 8 ? kittehz? heer is lisens law, must lisens nd hab ownlee 2 adult dawgz oar catz. Schwartz wuz big nd bootiful. liddul tuxie, Attila, da hunny. ai uzed tu hab wuz abowt 7 #
hier war ai livs in noo yawk dey lisens dawgs but nawt kittehs. we haz sebben (ai gived mai hubbiekat a cawfee kup dat sed “I have the need one more cat virus and the doctor said there’s no cure”. Dey iz awl indoorz luvvy kittehs. oh an we got a pet ratt tu. dey awl luv him an lieks tu sit an wach him in hiz caeg an dey nebber tri to get him.
Awww - him wuz byooteemus! Ai haz a sad fur yew dat he crost teh bridj - but happitayl dat yew will see him agin dere wun day.
{{{{{vgersmom}}}}}
tankyoo {{{{{nightshayde}}}}} im kountin on a happitayl reyoonyun sumdae!!
vgersmom - dat iz berry sweet storee!
day ids da fuzziwuzziest
pURRFECT
Is much more funner den a barrel of monkees!
…n uh lawt kyootur n sawftur, 2!!
…an less lieklee tew fling deyz own poo.
Ah… ah… ah………… *ka-SPLORT*
…
drat
Oh deer, Drag ober CCC
Sweep up Nightshade’s branes an scoop dem up.
Pour dem bakk in herz hedd an pat down.
Fassen on 50s bavin cap an a CHRG maek seecyoor wiv ducky tape,
Offer ns a choklit martoonie an sum choklit possums.
Do u need a floofy balnkie? Iz 2 warm fur dat heer!
Haz wun in caes u need it.
Der, rest a bit an u will soon feel better.
Oooh, we gotted uh ty awn heppin nightshayde wif da CCC! Kin we goez 2 da tybooteek wif awl da uvver foalkz?
*opunz an eye - luks arown*
Ai can haz kitteh eeringz wif purplol sparklee joolz?
…
Oooh - teh tybooteek! Aiz feelin beddur nao. Jus hasta taek it a liddul slow to start.
Ai collekt kitteh eeringz IRL. Ai hazn’t got ennee liek dat tho!
*taekz hold uv annipuss’ paw*
We goez togeddur to getz teh purplol sparklee kitteh eeringz. Aiz shoor dey wud haev moar dan wun pair dere.
*skipz to teh tybooteek wif annipuss*
Ai kan goe too?? ai lieks sparkeldie eeringz but ai wud liek bloo.
Uv coars yew kin goe too!
*taekz vgersmom’s paw in her udder paw & continyooz skippin*
Haow can we lib wifowt da sparklee purpul wunz?:s
Well, we awlreddee get2 goe 2 teh ty booteek fur teh macrame enneewai!
Troo dat … I nawt can haz eereengz, tho — nawt dat kynda gy…
den ai gess u wont want teh big shiny tackee gold kittee disko pendent lef ober frum 1973 eiver.
Noe, but speekin uv takz, I gess I wanna gitz da nys shynee, sparklee kitteh-shaypt ty-tak 2 goez wif mai ty wif da kitteh faysiz onnit…
**watchiz 4 LCB — doan wont herz yoinkin mai noo ty-tak**
speshully ifn itz stuk in ur ty arawnd ur nek!
ai ment kuz teh ty wud choek u an u’d get strangulated..or iz dat hao u wud luuk if LCB grabded ur ty??!!
cud getz fur ladee-lub.
Fanks, annipuss. Ai duz be needing teh blankee — teh A/C heer at werk is bery chillee.
*snugglols into teh blankee, nibblols on choklit, & starts to purrrrrrr*
Owr nawt-sekkund splort uv da LOL!! Kwik, CCC!!!
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 nightshayd**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna p