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Ooh dat’s gud
concatulations annipuss!
congratz, kwik draw Anni!
Enny speshul rekwests to sellabrayte?
Thx, Iz still berry hawt (fur TTI) soe Ai fink sumfing wiv lotsa iis pls.
Con_CAT-enayshunz, annipuss! Haow bowt sum nys limminayd wif lawtsa limminz n uv cors lawtsa ays? Oar mebbe sum suthun-stiel sweet tee, awlsew wif lawtsa ays?
Dey bofe sownd gud – eben ised watur wud halp!
NOOOOOOOOOO MOAR WADDERS!!!!!!!
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We had a haff hower long deluge at about 5pm it wuz cummin down in sheets,teh funder an litenin!!! Teh Kittehs!! Teh Porositee!!!!
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Harumpfh! Grump grump grump.!!
Gess hoo fergot to close teh spare rume Skylite window? Gess hoo got two rolls ob bran noo carpet an a load of underlay sittin awn teh floor unner teh skylite??!!
Yeppers. Moi. She ov teh sieve hed an soakin wet carpits an TV an Sofa bed!!!
Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! …………………….* klonk*
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Ai is so sorry! Ai has had a rotten day, 2. SHall we go and sit in teh corna and pout? Ai feel laik using mai pointee ends awn sumfink or sumbuddy.
Ohai Upfi.
Yess. Pointy enz can be good ifinkso-cept i’d haff to yooze dem awn mahseff
I can has good powt. See…* stiks bottum lip owt an skowls*
s’cuse meh… u’r da kyoot wehn uz poutin… soooooreh… buts I hads 2 say its… n-y-hooooo…
*hands ober sum scritchposts fur da pointeh ends ub da 2 ub uz*
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Awwww!! Fanx siobhan
See yoo maded meh smilol 
* skritch.skrattchhh…streeeeeeettch……skritch…..*
Kerching!!! Sharped pointy enz…
nothin beddur dan making otter chezpeeps smilol. *has a happeh big enuff da eben hug da pointy enz rite here rite nao*
be careful pooching out dat bottum lip……bird might perch onnit.
Yah. Den Fern will catch it an claw mah eyes owt in teh process..
*retracts bottum lip a liddle bit…*
mai granny had other warning, birdie’ll either peck ur tongue or leave a “deposit” on said organ.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Mine you, suppozed to be gud luks habbin a birdee poop awn yor personage-or warshin onna line…
My momma always said an elephant was gonna come in and sit on it.
Just a teenee tinee babee lolofunt. Yu beddur moob awai frum dere ware it ranes so muxh. Semez leik yur birfdai wuz a rany disasturus dai tu. Hoap it wuznt awl rooned. Nd wut hapuned tu da hawt dat ANni bin sufring? Hawtur dere dan heer tudai.
Iz a bit less hawt 2dai, but still neer 90
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I hoap yore day wuz nawt too rotten?* Hands upfi one of gremlin’s Chokklit Martoonie.*
Por tidmum! I offers yoo a choklit martoonie; wil that halp wit teh . . . wal, it wil halp briten yor cattytood a liddel, mebbe? *offers drinkee an a dry towel*
*sniff* Fanks gremlin * taykes Chokklit martoonie an downs it in wun gulp*
is dat a 10P towl or a 100P towl?
Sur be gun taik moar dan a 10p towl. Nedez a vakumee wut dringz da warturz Ai finkso.
Ohai, {{{{{Leeza}}}}}Ai just se awn uvvur fred abowt yur TNR halping. Fankz fur duing dis. Ai sprt alleycat allies. Tu owld nd d krepit tu akshully go owt nd fined da kittehs but finkso iz da best. @@@@@
Yup, skylites ar nawt bery gud sumtymes. I hads wun in mah rum undur mai bed, and I culd nawt sleep der. Rayn= NAWT GUD 4 SKYLITE!
I has a stoopy bowt dat window. I allus ferget iz oped .
I wuz stannin unner teh porches chattin wiv mah naybour.We watched teh
rain cummin down an was gettin cooled orf acuz iz been elebenty degreez heer in TTI tewday. I diddnt fink abowt dat stoopy window!1!!!!!
Oh pore tidmum, Ai hoep u can get ebbryfing dryed owt.
Teh rane iz dyoo 2 get heer bowt midnite – juss in tiem fur teh thunner 2 keep me awayk, but nufin 2 ur prolem. {{{{{tidmum}}}}}}}
Fanx annipuss.
I juss didnt fink abowt the skylite beein oped. Iz been so hawt heer we had ebree orrifiss in teh howse wide open!!
Teh rain ran down teh walls at teh side,it pored off the slanted down window like a waterfall!!! Teh Funner wuz lowd!!! teh power wented off, Hazel skidded up teh hall like a crazed tribble wen i opened teh door to let her in!!!
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I got towels up der dryin fings owt,but ifinkso teh TV be ded ansome ob teh kids games an books be a bit soggy.
saem fing heer, tidmum…watur-watur EBERYWHERE…tho ai dint leab a skai-lite open…ooooooopsie!!!
**Pores tawl glassiz uv limminayd n ayst tee 4 annipuss**
**Pores sum 4 sef 2**
Cheez!
O HAI ANNIPUSS!!!!
Wud u like 2 celibrate 4 ur nawt sekkond?I has a list ub fings to do!
1. Dreenks
2. Dans dans dans!
3. Just navigayt away frum dis and luk at more lolz
Hai annipuss!
Wuld u like 2 celibrate ur nawt sekkund? We can dreenk sumfing, dans dans dans, or just luk at mor lolz
O hai u of teh splitted purrsonalitee! Ai ownlee juss notissed ur messijis! Ai haz been doin uvver fings. Iz tiem fur mai supper naow. Brb!
sry, I wuz commenting on unnuder pichure and I changed my naym 4 somfing wif sonic and shadow and sumfing went rong wif mai 1st comint sew I mayd anudder so dat is mai story abowt dose.
HEY !! Datz mai LoLiPoP
Or is dis fuzz fayz juss likkin sumfin offa spoon?
if he cant eet that enny faster let me has it!!
eye cawn’t h-EEEEAR u…..
Hey this b MY cookie. I lurves my cookee. Iz savorin th3 flavur.
he lukz lyke hez nomming himself too!
dat iz berry cyute – almost splortable!
*sternly* Nao yoo titen up yor CHRG ther, stat!
*titens own CHRG, adds a liddel moar duk taype*
I have the Bust Duster standing by, just in case…
*checks*
…
Nope – nuffin dere needz teh dustin rite nao.
ya sure? ya reely sure?
I think we need a white glove inspection. OK, ladies… line up!
*pulls on white rubber glove wif a loud SNAP*
R u furst Mr. Ebil Maus?
Or is Dan?
*Pushes Dan to Leeza*
You first, my friend. I have some pressing business…
*Disappears*
hey….hey hey HEY…whattarya dooin’…waitaminute..
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ohai…….um……..er…………um..*sheepish smile*
Oooh! Coincidentally, we’re running a special this week on debriefing! 2 for the price of one!
drats LCB.
EM disapparated as yooshual.
We still has Dan heer tho…..
Well, they paid for two debriefings, so I guess Dan gets both of them.
*whistles for YNGs to bring in teh double-debriefing cart*
***kwiklee hydz bihynd kunstrukshun tint neer noo n improovd Nottee Barn***
***Kerfullee peakz rownd 2 mayk shure LCB n leeza nawt follerin***
The word “debriefing” always sounds to me like forcibly removing someone’s underwear.
Aifinkso! Datz y Maus runned away.
yeh, an thru me unner de bus.
*luks askanse*
U were all too willing to join teh party
when the glove was on teh other hand…
bu.bu.bu.bu. but I was bein’ good
U were fraternizing wif Ebil Maus.
Even is u was bein good, u knows he is
trubble.
ummmmm *looks left* err,ummmmm *looks right*
starting to feel like a tuna in shark country
come now Dan. This won’t hurt a bit.
Hay, r things reely as big in Texas as they say?
*innosent whistul*
*one spock-like eyebrow raised*
how inscrutable…
There is a way out for u Dan… I think
u noes what it is….
*sweating* o-rly?
y r u so nerbuss?
It won’t take much….just….
*dramatik paws*
A SHRUBBERY!!
Or, a skwirrl storie.
ah, the origins of Rufus, the Excitable Attack Squirrel?
yes!
A skwirrl storie!!
*bounses upanddown wif anticipashun*
long ago, wilst on tour (childrens theatre, Pinocchio), we had a show cancel due to an ice storm, not cause the school buses weren’t running, cause over half of Minden LA was without power.
One of the actors, Pinocchio as it was had a saying that depended upon the situation “I’m wet, scared, muddy.”
Well, I’m driving the truck (35′ long Mercedes weighing in at 22 thousand pounds) and the rest of the company in a mini van. His comment about my wrestling that 11 ton beast on sheet ice was “I bet Dan’s wet, scared, muddy, and has a squirrel on his head.”
so how did his name gets to be Rufus??
the actress playing the Blue Fairy was on the hunt from then on for a Beenie Baby squirrel. She ended up with a chipmunk, which I always knew as a ground squirrel anyway. There were similarities, the head was tilted at an angle as if to say “whatinthehell?”, and the tag in the left ear mirrored my piercings. Rufus could perch perfectly on the bill of my hat, the style of which I still wear. So, depending upon how stoopid the load-in was going to be the next day, I would walk up with Rufus upon my hat, as a warning.
*wayts to see if dere’s more….*
there is, I wrote it, where is it?
uh ohs… looks like werdpress eeted it.
Sorry Dan, I has to go… I’m late to a
meeting, but I’ll check back tomorrow to see
if the rest shows up.
Ah, a reason to want to come to werk!
Fanks!!
Get owt teh furr handkuffs, Leeza!
I thot I left them wif u?
Well, wud u look at taht! Heer tehy R, under mai pillo…
okai, (both eyebrows up)
Oh, I thought WE paid….. we gets paid to do teh debreefings?
*contented sigh*
Life is SO gud.
Of coarse u get paid! Just as soon as I deduct ur debriefing smock rental fee, FICA, and maniacal laffter training fees.
*laffs maniacally*
U owes me elebenty-fitty.
Wayte a minnit!
Not akkording to teh Debreffer’s Union!
And, er, wut do I wares a smock for?
I wuz under the impresshun we had assistints
to do the, um, messy bits.
Ur rite! I forgetted about teh assistants.
*deducts assistant assistance assessment from leeza’s paychek*
U owes me elebenty-elebenty.
*deducts price uv smock*
*adds in union doos*
*and trip to teh beech*
*hands bill to Dan*
Uh-oh. Dey finks nao dat ai iz crayzee — laffin tew muchlee.
leeza, U nawt warez da smok … LCB jess lykz saiyin da werd “smok”
*smok smok smok smok smok*
LOL!
Mai huzbin lieks dat tew. Frum Calvin & Hobbes, aifinkso.
U keep ur wite glubbs owt uv mai bust, EM
would ya rather the floofy black velvet one?
Oooh yiss!
*inpektz teh wite gluvz*
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Dey lukz ok to meh!
ai didz titen up my CHRG. ai haz extry duckee taype too! mai hed hertz frum soo much splorting! ai haz to sabe mai splorting for deh cyute liddel kittehs, speshully deh oring bebbehs!
ai r noo at ICHC an jus lernin lolspeek. sumwun can splain to me “CHRG”? souns liek sumtin ai shud noe if ai want to be hangin out heer. kthx.
CHRG b da “Chikin Hed Rubber Gluv” dat sumwun fitz obber deyz hed 2 hep keap dem frum sploadin frum da kyootness uv d kittehz (oar uvver kyoot aminulz) n da LOLpix.
ohai MKUltra!
If u click on teh linky at teh top uv teh commints, “learn lolspeek”, it will define a lot of wut u will see here! But not everrything…teh lolspeek dickshunary needs a 2008 revishun, ifinkso!
O, n ware r mai mannurz? Wellkumz MKUltra! Haz sum hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n coco paowdur dustid awn tawp.
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!
Welkum, MKUltra!
Sumtimez, yull see “CHRG(wdoi).” Dats a Chikkin Hed Rubbur Gluv wif drawringz on it (oar wif dukeez on it).
If yew doan haz a CHRG(wdoi – or w/odoi), yew kin yooz a 50s style bavving cap (teh kind wif a chinstrap) insted.
Oar 4 dubble purr-tekshun, U kun putz awn uh bavvin cap den put uh CHRG obber it, n fassin evvyfing wif dukkee tayp. Dat purr-tex aginst moast evvy kynda kyootness…
Oh hai MKUltra! Welkum in teh cheezwurld!
No worries ab00t being noo. U R doing fine as far as ai can tell. Once u haz had ur nawt-sekkund splort, u will have ur bery own CHRG (wdoi = with drawings on it, if u r lucky) 2 pree vent furver splorts. It halps 2 add sum ducky tayp occashunally.
Naice 2 C u and ai hope 2 reed frum u agin!
mah hed jus asplodid frum teh cyute ovurlode. trus’ me…iz berry splortable!
WEEE-HAWW-WEEE-HAWW (datz teh siren sownd)
*skreechez arown teh coarner wif teh CCC*
Oh mai. Derez braynes awlobber teh plaec.
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynes intew teh bin*
*getsa funnel & poura poura poura teh braynes bak intew iamhoff’s hed*
*jentlee pieces togeddur teh skull*
*SNAPs teh CHRG(wdoi) onto iamhoff’s hed & sekyoorz wif teh dukee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka in wif lite bloo sawftee blanky (wif klowds onnit), givs a cuppa tee (nawt tew hawt, nawt tew cold) & a choklit oktopus wif caramel fillingz*
Yew rest nao, iamhoff. Yew shud feelz beddur in a liddul wile.
Duz happee furst ade dans! i has been heeled!! fanks, nightshayde! an i lurve choklit oktopuses (oktopy?) wif teh caramel fillinz…much bettur dan teh wunz wif teh ink fillinz.
taht’s nawt a animuls; is just FLOOF!
I dunno wot it iz, but it haz got eyez, mouf an noze, soe it muss b sumfing…
I fink itsa hammie…
albino?
I guess. I not knows a lot ’bout hammies.
[insert actor joak heer]
“Is that bacon or ham you’re cooking?”
“Bacon.”
“Good. Ham makes me feel self-conscious.”
lol!
so how did teh show end up?
any more live theatre fun?
Oh and btw, u is entitled to a 1 free appertizer at teh ICHC Greesy Spoonerism Cafè since u had maded the first contribushun: Surly Curry
The first weekend went really well. Although I really had to concentrate on that line opening night, to make sure the spoonerism didn’t “stick”. The door on the smokehouse set has developed a personality, and the actors playing Curley, Jud and Ali Hakim have been enjoying that. One of our dancers went down with a foot/ankle injury Saturday night, so we may have to do some things to work around that if she can’t return for this weekend.
oh I didn’t realize it went on past teh weekend!
How long is teh run?
Two weekends (Thu, Fri and Sat). Plus we did a preview with a full house last Tuesday.
nawt albino, jus wite (hiz eyes nawt pink; dat’s how ai know)
Ai fink u aer rite – teh eerz aer hiddun bye teh cheak powchis
u meen der iz fud in awl of himz fayce???
Yoo kannawt tel wher himz cheekz end an wher himz liddel bodeecheemo beginz!
Problee – hammiez can pakk a lotta fud in der cheaks – den dey taeks it to ware dey libs an stoarz it.
Ai fink itza muppet.
Ai fink sumbunnee hab a fuzee sok awn hur hand wif aiz nd mouf tu fule us.
“Hi ho! Kermit the … uh, Hamster (?) here!”
Duddnt kwite werkz…
Noe, nawt finksew…
maybee a tribble fromz deh owld Star Trek? din’t deh luk somting like dis?
*nod*
Mebbe itza tribble muppet?
it luks lyke deh happeeest FLOOF ai hab ebber seen!
Is sort uv a ball with a fase at wun ind, isn’t it?
ai dunno eeder whut it iz, buttz it duzzn’t haz eerz!!! sew, he can’t heerz us tawking bowt himz!
Dats problee juss az well!
if ai nommed ebberyting dat happy, ai cud prolly nom fewer tings. And no haev to face weight watcher cat so mush.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/10/funny-pictures-no-points-left-chubby/
We “fluffy” peepz will fare beddur in teh wild if we eber getz trapped wiffowt fudz den will owr “not-sew-fluffy” kownterpartz. An weez beddur abel to keep warm if itz cold owtsied (oar insied) cuz weez beddur insulated. Weez moar cuddlee, tew.
Oh good grief. So cute its almost gross. Is that Photoshopped?
Moast deffinitlee nawt fotoshopt. Iz a slitelee wide angul shot praps.
Nope, not photoshopped. I took the picture a couple weeks ago. That’s my hand in the picture, all famous on teh intertubez.
Iz eet eetin a marshmelloh? Eet luks liek a marshmelloh.
Iz cyute!…Uh oh. *Tytens mai CHRG adn gavers x-tra ducky taep*
Kwite possubly a wyte corm.
Neetoh.
“Ai haz a corms, adn ai noez hao 2 yuz eet!”
methinks iz a punkin seed- my dwarf hammies luv teh punkin seeds but i hav 2 break em in half to fit in their liddul moufs
I has a bery small nd happeh cheezburger.
aiz bee leevingz deh big citteh to go home to deh smawl town – n ai hopez u awl ken figgur owt whut dis cyute liddul splortable ting iz!
Dribe kaerflee!
Otay. Haev fun adn gud luks goin hohm.
tank you fur deh gud dribing wishes. ai downt habz to dribe much. ai letz the choo-choo man dribes the choo-choo hoam for mee. den, ai just have a cupple milez to dribe hoam.
ai m hoam n gettin reddy to goez to violin lessonz. ai see u awl layter cheez peepz!
This hammy was on CO a few weeks back and the owner of the adorable ham showed up and was all “hey, dat’s MY ham! give credit!”. Anyway, she has three I think, all quite cute and spoiled. I think they’re on flickr. I’d go look it up for all of us if I wasn’t supposed to be studying for the bar exam, which is tomorrow.
*runs away*
Gud lukk wiv teh exam – mai u get teh kwestyunz u noe teh anserz 2!
bar exam? cool…….I’ll have a dubble.
Maek dat 2!
Gud luk Kara!
So, r u tryin 2 b a lolyer oar a bartender?
Ether wai, u makez gud monnees.
Gud luk!
Prolly better monies as a dreenk servur. But iz tryin to b a laiwer.
Gud luk Kara.
I keepin ebreefing crossed for you in your Zams tewmorrer
Tank you! I tink I needz it!
when you becomes a lawyer and can do briefs, yew might find a career here on ICHC providing material for de-breefing. Maybe.
ICHC needs me two take off peeplz pantees?
So kute!
I can haz splort? *SPLORT* Crud. Gess I can haz.
WEEE-HAWW-WEEE-HAWW (datz teh siren sownd)
*skreechez arown teh coarner wif teh CCC*
Oh mai. Derez braynes awlobber teh plaec.
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynes intew teh bin*
*getsa funnel & poura poura poura teh braynes bak intew Opheliacat’s hed*
*jentlee pieces togeddur teh skull*
*SNAPs teh CHRG(wdoi) onto iamhoff’s hed & sekyoorz wif teh dukee tayp*
*tukka tukka tukka in wif lite lavender sawftee blanky (wif daffodilz onnit), givs a cuppa tee (nawt tew hawt, nawt tew cold) & a choklit oktopus wif caramel fillingz*
Yew rest nao, Opheliacat. Yew shud feelz beddur in a liddul wile.
…
Mai “copy & paste” skillz – let me show u dem.
(Ur copee adn payst skillz r grooby!)
Fank u, nightshayde! Aiz feelin bedder alreddy. Fank u fur teh blanky adn choklits, 2.
Wat a kyoot littel….um…..kyootie!
Him/Hur luukz berry happee, ’speshully 4 a mundai.
Ai kant b taht happee onna mundai…eber.
Ai kin be dat happee on a mudai uv a free-dai-weekind… or uv vacayshun.
Yup, dat’s teh onlee wai ai’d b happee onna mundai.
It wud havta b a dai ai’m NAWT at werk!
Anom, Sistah!
cute =P
Kara’s right, this was posted on CO on 4th July http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/ommmmmmmmm-mah.html and was by Mordaciter from flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/hongboyee/2619501299/in/photostream/
Awww…. Her name iz Ovaltine! Sheez sew kyoot!
Speaking of Cuteoverload, check out the story about the deer that got lost in the middle of a lake and had to be rescued.
if punkin seedz mayk dat kinda hapii, ai tink ai needz 2 pik sum up awn teh wai home! whut a kyootie!!
OK so itz a hammie. Wuts dat itz nomming? Luks liek sope wit a boan stikkin aut.
pumpkin seed, methinks
hmmm meh haz nothing smarterest ta say dan…. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMiest NOM evers!!!1!
*SPLORT*
Oh, OOBARK — U jess had teh splort wai daown n da stix
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!!
**skreechiz up nekst 2 OOBARK**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak n2 hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em awl owt agin**
**dukkeetayp 2howld het 2gevvur**
**putz bavvin kap awn OOBARKz hed**
**snapz CHRG obber bavvin kap**
**rapz OOBARK n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul hamsturz onnit**
Dere naow OOBARK — lai daown nwun uv da comfee shayrz inna Splort Lownj n haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee creem n coco paowdur awn tawp, awlsew sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur strengf bak — U b fyn n noe tym atoll!!
Fang kew, Aahz
BEST
PROM
EVA!!!11!!~!
So, I have two things to say. One, they y’all type makes my brain hurt… Secondly, what kind of animal is that?
It’s a hamster named Ovaltine!
Argh… cuteness… taking… control! Must… kill!
This thing is so cute that i have it as my desktop!!!!! My mom thinks it is the cutest thing ever to!
If that wuz any cuter, I wud die…BTW, luv the caption!!