narkaleptik kitteh
narkaleptik kitteh …zZzZzZz…
but maek sur 2 nawt fall asleep at da wiil.
picture: Junket. lol caption: Mystique
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kitteh shouldnt sleep while punished
Ohai Hashim. We haz a tye agane! Shall we sillybrate?
hai Annipuss!! yesh, we should start sillybrating wiff sum coffee and pizza!!
Ai iz 2 hawt 2 want ennyfing eksept cold drinkses, thx!
conga ratz Hashim an annipuss on yur tye 4 nawt-sekkond!!
Wat wat wuld u liek fur sillybrashunz!?
Drinkses! Danses!
fanks teasel2 fur ur conga ratz!!
az i said, i’d hab oranj juice (not poison pweaze) fur drinkiez and fur dansiez… i fink i’d do da slow one wiff da soft music…
congrathsumalations fur u an annipuss, hashim… what wud u want fur drinks and danses? doan furget 2 goes 2 da tybootehk wib anni…
oh an… congratshumalations on awl da marvellous lolz u maek… does u nebber run owt ob ideas?
Thx, siobhan. Dere iz lotsa peeplz maekin lols – sum iz better dan uvvers!
gweat. so i can has manee ub manee lolz furebber *is happee nao*
az long as i am on ICHC, i’ll keep on maeking da lolz if u peepz liek dem dat iz!!
me sure does… uh an if mai link below cums up… uh… jus doan miss unnerstands ^^ *gigglol*
*blushes an runs aways*
u haz nice lolz to sioban! *looks around and notices she iz missing*
*sigh*
i will waitz den…
sorreh u hads to wait so lawng… got a vist frum mai momzilla… an momzilla dussent lyk it wehn ai ar in da intertubes wyle hers presunt…
than-q fur da nice wurds bowt mai lolz
o hai siobhan!!!1!!
fanks fur da thoughtz and i haz a crazy sence uf humour so i dont fink da eye-deaz stop coming!!
fur drinkiez… i’d liek oranj juice (not poison pweaze) and fur dansiez… i fink i’d do da slow one wiff da soft music…
me lyks da crazy uns!
here u go… a bukit (nawt the lolrus’ 1s) full ob nawt poisond oranj juice… shud bees nuff fur ebbery1 comin round here. at least i hopes.
an fur da dance… well i thinq… john legend’s slow dance wud be best, no?
haz dozed off agane
narcoleptic kitty
is an oxymoron
or a tautology?
or mebbe a unnessesery an sooperfloois redundensy
form teh departmunt ob redundancees, mebbe?
U doan’t need it eever
U can sai taht agin!
You win, Ruth!
Nark kitteh maib lukkin 4 drugs?
Pore kitteh haz medicul condishun, nawt narkotiks! He fawls asleap ware he iz, wivout warnin.
i thinq… i shud use dis as a plae 2 mai boss… tell hims i jus fell asleep wehn i wanted to gets up fur work… and tehn agin… and agin… and agin…
or a easier way iz to taek da kitteh wiff da green cloth wich himz gramma maed and put himz on ur bosses table…he/she would certainly SPLORT!!
Nark Narkaleptic kitteh falls asleep wen he waz lukkin 4 drugs. Da sqwlr deelers den git awai.
awww, kitteh, u comez to mai howse an hab nyce bed to sleepz in!
Kitteh hitz da wall–2 tird 2 go on
O, coem awn, dis nawt faer! Ai jus waekin’ up an’ inaug…inogg…yewzin’ new cawffee cup foar furst thyme (hoalds fore cups ub cawfee, haz blak kittehz onnit taht look BERY MUSHLY liek jamamamamamamapajamakitty, btw @@ )…and furst LOL uv teh dai gunna maek meh…gunna maek meh…oh, nose!…KA-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT…AAAAAAANNNNNNN’…SPLORT!
OH NOSE!!! da CCC iz comin to sav u!!
here, *cleanz up da braynz and scoopity scoopity scoopity dem in*
*duck tape duck tape duck tape*
here, haz dis cup’o'hot choklitt and wiff white marshmallowz!!1!
also haz dis blanky wiff kyoot drawingz uf owlz and kittehz! *handz over cozy blanky*
naow rest a while and drink da choklitt, it’ll maek u feel bettur!
Oh Noes!!! Fogotted da CHRG! Heer u goes, oobark! An da 50s baffin cap wiff owls awn it!! Ai finkso da CCC waz out-of-stalk awn does items. Gud ting Ai haz xtra!
Noa u kan wrest EZ.
o ya…da CCC waz out uf CHRGs cauz of so many SPLORT victimz in da ‘mah gramma made dis’ lol….dat waz toooooooooooooooooooooooo kyoot!
(*ahem* Maibe dese diwreckshun will halp: Nawt sekkind drink sum koffee, Den put awn yur CHRG, Only after u hab dun does tings dew u lukk at the LOLCats!)
awlwaiz wunnered abaot taht ’50s baffin cap’ fing…new adishun tew CHRG oar sumfin?
Fang kyoo tew boaf yoo an’ Hashim, btw.
ur welcome oobark!!!
hopez u lieked da blanky!!
awsum blanky! fang queue!
Da baffing cap is 4 addishunal proteckshun. It haz ben in yoose 4 awhile nao, aifinkso.
Oops! Shuld b “baving cap” (bathing)…Ai did it rong.
baffing…baving…unnerstuud
Ohatagoosiam’s abatar iz an iksampul uv a baving cap, but teh wuns in teh 1950s waz plane an had a strap unner teh chin.
Wuz it yoo ai almost madeded splort teh uvver dai?
Ohai, Denise, Ai’ll be wating tu rede yur buk. Lieked sum ub uvvurz.
Kitteh Napz happenz
wen day happenz wenz Kitteh
seez a cummfee spawt
Kitteh juss restz himz
hedd furr a minnitt andz t3h
resstz ubz himz folloawz
Hewminz arz at a
lawss 2 undurrstandz dis, but
Kitteh undurrstandz
Jack.
*clappity clappity wiff floofy pawz*
Jack knoz katz! luvlee. purrrrzzz…
kitteh looks kyoot wen asleep.
‘moarning, siobhan *kiss*
This kitteh is balancin’ mitey good fer bein’ asleep on dat ralin.
I tink he not sleepin’ atall. He’s sniffin’ dat pole, mabbe lookin’ for antz.
mayb kitteh stayz up 2 latez on teh internets….
NAP ATTACK!
Hey, this is my photo! Neat! I submitted it with a different caption and it didn’t get picked for the main page. Can someone tell me how to look at submissions that don’t get picked for the main page? It’s probably obvious, but I can’t figure it out. Thanking you in advance – Junket
Concatulayshunz on habbin picher picked!
Ohai junket!!
i love this pic…mainly because it looks just like my
dearly departed Percy. To get to your Profile page and
the lol you made for this picture of yours, go to the
top of this page and click on Login. Then you log in
with your password and/or if you are already logged
in, you will go directly to your profile. Once there,
click on my lols and you’ll go to your cute lol you
made…i love this post…(if i recall correctly).
I hope this helps. Is that your kitty??
OR…
Maybe, junket, you meant all the new lols that
people make. In that case, go to top of page,
all the way to the top..(I have to scroll up a little
more to get to the very top)..and click on Vote.
again, i hope this helps.
ps: i requested you to be my frenz.
**JUNKET**
kEWL PIC, btw!!!!!!! OK, since “THEY” has chanjd teh hole sistem heer nao, it
is reely kinda wierd!! HOKAY…SEW… You jus capshund N submitted Ur LoL…
Adn dennnn, it goz sumware owt in2 a Limbo…..Adn dennnn, “sumwun” tol’
me dat “awl teh submisshuns” du akshly go 2 teh “NEU VOTING PAEG”….
Adn dennnn… aftur teh cheezpeeps clickity clik voet awn dem, “TEHY” deside
hoo haz gotten a sertin amt uv votes… adn dennnn, doz R sent 2 teh
“UPCOMING PAEGS” sew U kan scroll thru doz, paeg bai paeg (n c iffen wun uf Urs maed teh vote) …..Adn dennnn,
frum doz, “SUMWUN” desides wut wunz R teh wunz 2 go 2 teh Hoem Paeg……
***TEH END***
Kinda hrad 2 get ust 2, butt, dey wont go bak 2 teh gud ol’ burger wai 2 vote!!
**SUX**
Gud Lukc!! N Hapi LoLin
Ai nose ai hab asked dis queshun elebenty quadrillion tymez awreddy, sew ai aplologyze in adbance, butt: Haow do aye inbite an ICHC’er to bee mai fwen?
thxberrymushily
OOBARK teh Braneliss
Oooh, OOBARK, did you Splort agin? Eberybody aroun here is braneless sometime or nother.
Bery genly picks up OOBARK’s brain and pats it back in. (pat, pat pat)
Dere you go. (smooths the owl-feathers bac ober)
Sry, I can’t help wit de ‘puterising stuff too much. I doin good to jus get my commints up here the ritey-rite way.
It seams ai has a talon foar splorting…wunder if tehere’s a a LOLynpics foar berds.
{{{OOBARK}}}
Ohai….. Ai is habbin a hadr tiem braining dis mornin, butt, teh ownlee wai
Ai noz hao to git a fren iz 2
#1. Luk n C if der name is black oar blu…. adn dennnnn
#2. Iffen it’s blu, U can clikity awn it…..adn dennnn
#3. Dat brings up their acct/profile….adn dennnn
#4. netx 2 der avatar pic is a buttun dat sez “ADD AS FRIEND”….adn dennnn
#5. Clik it adn wate if dey accept U as der fren…
TAH DAAAA!
Dats da ownlee wai Ai no hao….mehbee sumwun smurter can tell U moer.
Hoep dis halpz!
kthxbai
Ohai OOBARK. ifn the frenz naem iz blu u kan clik awn it tu go tu thier profile an den clik Add as Friend.
Hokay…Nao Ai haz a kwestshun….
***HAO DU AI GET MAI NAEM FRUM TEH BLACK DAT IT IS,
2 TERN BLUE?????????????????!?
N E WUN???? AI DON GIT IT!
HALP
Yoo needz a Weird Pretzel account, here: http://www.wordpress.com
Donut get excited, an no need to holler! I will tell u teh anser u seek.
See teh brown band akross teh top of teh front page? Allaway to teh leff side u will see “register” an “log in”. Clik on dat “register”, den u register wif “misslionforu”, and ur passwurd. Dat’s it! Den u can start makin friens, an I will make u mai fren.
oar…if l@@king foar a ‘tickle’er nayme, jus’ search uzing teh ’search’ box fingy on teh frunt payj. I juss stumblol’ed on dat meffid.
U donnut needz a Word Pretzle account if yu jus wan ur name bloo. After u maek a Cheezburgr account, log in and copee teh address.
Teh next time u amek a comment, add ur profile link ter. Under wher it sez Name, E-mail see teh space fur URI? Paste ur profile address der. Din folks hu clik on ur name go tu ur profile page and can ask u tu bee a fren.It wil stay ther each time u maek a comment.
{{{3 Cattails}}}
Fank U berri mush 4 teh info!!!! Ai gunna tri dis rite nao….
Just got hoem frum wurk & tryin 2 unwind.
Oops, I’ve allwayse had a prollem wif left and rite. I shudda sed that the “log in” is allaway to the rite on the front page. Sry. kthxbai
{{{cratz}}}
Fanks 4 teh info!! Sry bout teh “seemin 2 yell” I wuz gettin frustr8ed.
N E wais, I awlredy haz an acct. Sew I did wut 3 Cattails sed 2 du.
Copeed my email addy in teh URI spot B4 addin mai commint ADN….
It Wurked!!!!!!!! **** HURRAY****COOL BEENS!****
Nao Ai can sleep wifowt dis buggin meh!
Ai doin teh Happi Danse adn clappin my foofee pawz 2gevver.
Gudnite Awl!!!!
adn fanks ebberywun 4 awl teh halp!
Who knew bricks were so soft and snuggly?
…an snorglii, evun.
iz not azleep….. iz jus inkspectik pilloor for cwacks
Has enny1 linkt 2 dis yet? Dere r 2 meny postins 4 mi to luk tru 2 fined awt.
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/072308/dance-of-the-walrus.gif
Monorail Kitteh at teh end ov teh line
Waitin on gushifuds to keep him on tyme
Rechargin teh enjins wif warm solar rays
Lookin furward to nappin in a cozier playce
Jenniffuurr has de poetical WIN!
Yu ar an amayzin rhymurr!
thaz saweet jenniffuurr…purrrz
Kittoonz kan fawl asliip enyware. An tehy dew. Doan disturb teh kittoon.
Lookin’ at kitteh’s furz…Ai fink he’z a seenyor sitizun…wee falz aslepe innytym, innywear. Hao-evvur, Ai fink dis won IS sniffin’ sumfink…if he’z sleepin’ wit noze in dat pozishun, nawt bee breethin’ 4 bery lawng. Prolly checkin’ 4 odder tom-kitteh markins.
i vant tu wish a cuppla may frenz a happi birfdai
{{{officecat}}} and {{{booklion}}} 
HAS A GRAPE DAY galz!!! 
HAPPI BIRFDAI
i hav sum cheezcak wif strahbareez adn wippee kreem fur yuz adn pink shampanez wif strahbareez tew.
Adn dis Miyizaki mooby “Nausica of the Valley of the Wind”
fur officecat…..
Adn dis rugged nu (slytleeuzd,ihad2tryitowt) kickbike fur booklion…..
O chai! Kitteh VERY uspset, IS NOT hapee!11!11!!!
Dis pikshur maek kitteh NOT HAS gud fielinzes. Dere’s ASPCA sien on da walz behinz po sleepn kitteh. Ceiling Cat or sumwun niedz tu maek himz abdoptings a hoomin elswize sliepen kitteh getz da yoofanyze shotz (O NOES!!!111!!!!2) frum Amerkan Susyeti (dats funee wurd meenz litter uv hoomins wif lotza tym on dere hanzes) fur Puttings Cats Awae (O NOES!!!11!11!! agen!!!) an den him NOT waek ups NEVER!!1!!!!11!!!! IS HARBLS!!! Somewun gotz ta helps!
kthxbai
Hi Everyone – This is not my cat, but my next door neighbor’s cat. His name is Charley-boy and he is 15. We have absolutely no idea why he started sleeping like this, but he does it for about two hours at a time, on and off all day. I suspect it’s comfortable for his back. I wish I could get an even closer picture, more full-on, and less profile, but Charley-boy sleeps lightly “at his post” and wakens when we try for a closer picture, and won’t allow it. As for the sticker in the window, it says something to the effect of, ” Firefighters: In case of fire, 2 dogs and 3 cats need to be rescued from this structure.” My neighbor is quite an animal lover. I should probably get such a sticker, but I’ve always thought that if there is a fire at my house, my cats will have set it, and will have their own escape planned. Thanks for the information, PercyCat and misslionforyou!
Plz get dat sticker.
An tanks furr teh innursesting backgrownd.
Am glad u sed Charleyboy iz a light sleeper…
wuz scared he might fall off the railin.
He iz a beautifully rugged cat.
Did you find everything okay??
Sleep…ai getz it eenywhere ai can…zzz…
i has narki…narca…
i’z sleepee.
Ai wunderz if meybe kitteh is old… he hazn’t bin licking hims floof. Meybe dat is wy teh kitteh iz tired. Just old.
Oh! Nebber mind. Junket sed teh kitteh iz 15. Doan’t blame him!
What makes this so funny for me is that I have the same problem. Literally. Someone else usually drives the car… although I haven’t fallen asleep at the wheel yet.
Eth noes hao kitteh feelz.
Are you sure that cat is healthy?
I haz narkaleptik bunneh.
It’s not much fun.
I fink awl kittehs iz narkaleptik
