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Pleez tell me it is!!!
Conga Ratz OKS! Drinksees and danses?
Yes!!! thanx nativecat!… how’s about a scaredy cat dans an a rummmmm an cola?
Cocanut rum oar regular?…heck wii can hab bof?
::Opens bottles ob Cpt Morgan’s and Malibu::
::Glug glug glug::
::Open can ob cola::
::splash::
::putz awn Marily Manson ♫♫♫♫::
Ai wud sugjest Eye ob teh Tigre, butt itz nawt a fitting song fur dis fraidy cat.
berry funnee nativecat!! dis kitteh iz a chikken for shore
Stray kat strut?
Thys cat needs sumfing tu sooth hiz nerbs adn relax hims. Haw abowt “teh wunnerful thyng abot tiggers”?
Dem tops am made owt ob rubbah!
*screeeeeaaaaachhhh*
Yesh, dat iz mush bedder than Marilyn Manson, wut iz pretty scarey. Wut wuz I finking?
♫ The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I’m the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev’ryone el-us is jealous
That’s why I repeat… and repeat ♫
::putz spring awn butt and starts bownsing around::
*boing boing boing*
*prefurrs Sisters ob Mersey tew Marilyn Manson, but nobodi akkewses me ob habing guud tayste!*
u thinq? u rong! cuz i do
buts i thinq bof gots good an bad sawngs… but manee haf.
TIGGUHS!!!!!!
*Donkey shrieks wiff glee*
I lubs mee dat Tigguh!
*Donkey straps on teh springs to her hoofies and bowntses too teh song
wiff glee*
Nuffin like a Tiggur to turn Pleh to Happeh!
Dems bootums ams made owt ob springs!!!
*straps spring to hims butt an joins Kafleen an Nativeca66*
*putz springs on hiz elbowz adn bownces wib eberyone else*
wutta showoff! bowncin on himz elbowz!
Oh, dat’s deelitefull!!
Now ur buttz made outta springs….is ur top made outta rubba?
Boing! Boing! Boing!
Da most wunnerful fing about tiggers
is tiggers are NOMible fings
XD
Ohai Capn shannon, ai donut fink we has meeted… pls tew meecha! Am yew enny relitib tew Capn Morgun aor Capn Jinjer?
*whipurs*
Mai fabrit drinx issa Capn Jinjer, cm n jinjer ayl, yummies!
Jinjer wuns iz poisun!
dat r teh cutest cartoon
ai hopes its ok tew bounce on mai butt springs on a mundai
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
He scared teh orange owtta meh.
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WIN!!!1!
5 burgers for yOO!
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Makes meh miss dem burgas.
you haz many burgers for dis!
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nervus tigger is .. nervus
she iz fluffy cat
O. Mai. CC. Srsly cyooot bebbeh tigah. Da floof! Da blu eizes! Da strypees! Gud fing ai R waring a CHRG(w/doi).
*splort* *sownd ob contayned brayne splortage*
Dun worree, ai OK.
Yoo shur yoo OK 4.5? Wen mai splorts awr contayned, day yooshully goez *foom*.
Hmmm, lemme chek. brb.
Yas, ebrefing seems in ordre.
Butt ai R eeting a hyooj chonklitt bar… jus in caes.
Try sawr gummi wyrms az well.
Gud ideer – orf to teh Ty Booteek wif mii.
N maybee a chonklitt martoonie to wash dem down wif…
Neber, eber drink martoonies except in multiple ob eiber three or elebenty. Teh bar keepz complayining dat der arnt enuff peepul under teh tables.
Oh thatz gud. Jes checkeeng.
::Peelz back duckee taip and peeks under 4.5’s CHRG::
Oops, let me get that fur yoo
::Tucks a stray peece ob bwain back in pwace::
Ai fink mehbee that *foom* weekend yor taip.
::Ape-lies an xtra layur ob duckee taip tu 4.5’s hed::
::Brrrrriiiiiipppppp::
Beddur safe than sawree.
oh fankyu NC66. Heer, ai brottinged lots ob martoonies wif mii – half urself!
*offurs silber trai ob martoonies ob all flavurs to NC66 n alla cheezfrenz*
::Takes coconut flavored martoonie frum tray::
Mmmm…Iz jez wunnerful. Fanks 4.5!
Goez well wit mai coconut rum and coke. Hoep theez mix awlright.
NC66 – ai lyks teh CHRG on ur avatar!! Haz JCH4K scene it???
Tankee 4.5! I trunk so much limmon tee on de odder thred todai,
I tak a limmon martooni wit a tweest.
Mmmm, limmon martoonie. Reminds mii iz being too lawng sinse ai habbing limmoncello!
is thet like peenching yur nos when yur abot to snees?
yur ais cud pop out…
Nottwoo. So menny muskles kiip de eyz inyer hed, dey cant pop owt.
Nless yu has a glaz eye, den all bets r off.
Den yoo had nawt seen dis lady?
youtube.com/watch?v=HX_5zIXxKEU
Dat link dinna wurk for me. Wassat da ladee on Letterman who cud
squeeeze her eyez partly out offa sokets? I saws dat on TVee.
Im-press-iv, but stills ony partly owt.
Dats teh wun.
…
Still…ai wud nawt want mai eyez to pop eben partly owt iffen ai sneezd.
O HAI WISSKURS!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{whiskers}}}}}}}}}}}}}
“What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!
It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!”
Ren & Stimpy fake ad FTW!
Ebberywun lubs log!
*snurt*
/flops over laffing
Dat’s so dumb it r heelarryus.
ow noes
luks like you hasa mouse prollem
bettr go lock up teh cheezburgers
Dis ar no tiger—dis ar big ascaerdy cat!!1!! Awt to be ashaemed of himself foar being ascaerded of a littl maws. Wut wud he do if he sawed a big maws??2?? Jump up on teh ceeling??2?
Yu haben’t seen EbilMaus, then. Tiger haz guud reezun to be skared ob EbilMaus.
Sowndz liek eevn Ai shud be ascaerded of EbilMaus.
Yesh, I could sho meh prowiss . . .
Bees a lion . . . err tyger! Rawr!!! . . . not a mowiss . . .
If I ony had teh noive!!!
ding dang teh maws is ded,
witch ole maws?
teh scarey mous.
ding dang teh scarry
widdel mause is ded!!
LOL!!!!
butz weiz lik maus! eben ifinz he iz ebil maus sumtimz!
plz noez deded maus!
momcat
Eggsept wen ther in ur cubbards eetin ur sereal n pasta. Ai dont lik teh maus tehn!
Whut makes de muskratt gard his musssk?
Curage!
Wutt meks teh Hottentotts so hot?
Hoo puts dat ape in dem apricot?
Ai did nawt!
hoo puts teh bomp in teh bomp dee bomp dee bomp??
And when she heard them singing ram-a-lama-lama-lama-lama-ding-dong……
momcat
MOMCAT !!!!! oh hia !!!! havnt seed yew in 40 elebenty dasze!!! how teh h*** ar yew ???? an yer deeliteful chile gascat???? himz dewin well ai hoepz !
oh hai SALLAH!
iz bein finkn bout u lotz! weiz bein busz gascat, fishykitteh,n I- spented free hole monfs wif no spoose! Weiz packeded hous up in colomorado droveded it two Orygun n unpakeded it! Gascat n I drov in mai kar wif buncha junk n goggie ( who hadz bout 5 inchez two sit in n milo kitteh swingin frum da ceilin in himz neeu kat carrier (hadz to ti itz two ceilin… kept fallin on goggie….).
Nao hous awl dun, iz lukin four a new joob n stil goin ta skool… gascat goin bak two colomarado in two weaks…….. Iz da sadz……. me n himz bein tagetha fur 19 yers…….
lotz goin awn…. buzi,buzi, buzi….but Iz bak nao!
momcat
CEE? Dis whut hapons wenn youse gos owt, gets dinner nom-noms fur hubby and self and put owt moar cruncy-fuds fur de kittehs.
Yus gets bac, an dere is a tigger hidin in yer wudpile.
Ifn he wuz a lepard, cud say “Owt, owt dam spots!”
But wif de strypes, not so muchofa quoting frum Macbett.
iz tht a stripd daggr ai sees befour mee??
yur rite. nawt so gud acshully.
besids. yur nawt sposed to quot frum it, or speek its name. is called teh scottish plai.
Less try anubber.
‘Wu hyde or not tu hyde, dat iz teh queschun;
Webber it be nobler in the mynd to cower from mowsies…’
Dat’s twoo. Tankee Ceiling Kat dat I’z not wurkin in de thee-ater no moar, or
I’d ryun de wholl show.
ack hum…..
“it twas, it twas da kat!
momcat
Half yoo evver scene “my hands R bananaz” on yourtoob? Iz berry, berry weerd, but ai likes it.
“Frau SPots” and “Frau Stripes”
Yu need tu feed tiggers jumping beens, sew dey can bownce.
Maus, r yew gawn???!!!
Ebbrybuddee skerred a sumpin sumtiemz….
test
jusa test 1 2 1 2…iz wurkin?
I fink he wurry about baftime. Too much sudses last time – wash orinj out.
Whity tiggr slrly puts beeg cheez log out an NOM NOM NOM whyl lukken rund for Maus!
wherezit go??!?
No moar bleech, plz!
Sew preeti! Sew soft! I snorgle him (ouch) so he nawt b swe (ouch) sad. I wispers sweetie tok (OUCH) in his ear (HEY, watch da teeth. OUCH OUCH OUCH).
Kay, nebber mind
*goes to get bandaides*
*an choklit*
ok, iz synded in on werdprez, iz synded in on ICHC, adn i mayk umpteen comints, umpteen adn one countin dis one. but nuthin happins!?! wat I,m doin rong???
YAAAAYYYYY!!!1!
why i’m not blue?
is u logged into wordpress? did you accidentally log out by going to ur desktop?
Oh, dur.
Srry fur teh dummeh comment.
Mebbeh u juss THINK u has putted in ur linkee on ur wordpress account an diddun?
::::::::::::purrches awn dawn key eet::::::::::::::::::
ai hazza quesshun for yew………. duz yew haz yer ICHC url on yer wordpress profyle?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Ohai jamama!! an awl cheezpeepz! Hao is ebrybudee? Dis shur issa cyoot kitteh cub, wanna snorgul hims n heers hims purrrrs
O hai fikshunkitteh!!! itz been long while since we met….
how iz u doing!?
O hai, fikshunkitteh! Ur lookin maitee fine dere dis evveneeng! {{{{{fk}}}}}
ai agreez
Fank yew kafleen an oobark! Tis aweez nyse tew heers comlp… cumpli… cumpet… nyse stuffs sed tew yoo! Kafleen yur shynee shoos R da bomm! Adn sown sew purdy wen yoos tappin. Oobark, wut beeg ais yew hab…hooooo yew luukin at?
Ai habs a littlol black ICHC book, but rite naow, ai’m luuking at yew (and yew’re in sed book).
Oh mai
Glad yew steel heer Oobark, ai fink yoo funee adn we lyks yew!!
ok did dat
YAY!!! again, thanku, thanku, thanku!!!
YAY!!!! yew can haz success………… sumtimes all teh steps getz a liddel cormfuzin!!! yew iz awl set nao!.. iffn yew ebber logs in an yer abatar (wich is teh cyooot by teh wai) jus goes tew weird press and make shur yer logged in…
ai haz left out a few werds here……… iffn yer abatar iz ebber missin, jus go tew weird press and make shur yer logged in………. whew
tangx, abatar took much meny owers t create
I like ur favrites, krelm!!
tenq eber so kindlee
Ohai jamamakitty!!!
Wii maed ett hoem bai 6pm (wii played en Yakimama foar a liddil whyle… bot cheap gass & DerryCween)
10Q sew mutch foar organ eye zing!!!
How wuz yore dryve?
Everboddy elz maykitt hoem sayfe?
ohai hashim! Ai yam fyn, n hows bowchoo? Ai has ben bizee mayking gardin, plantin prittee flours n busheses. Gardin luuks berry kolorfil nao.
iz fine fikshunkitteh!! i’m free naow a dayz…. itz mah summer vacationz after all…
da school should, i fink reopen at 18 august…. so i’z mostly spending mah free tiem at ICHC wiff u peepz
Ohai hashim, sry had tew gose, butts Ai’m bak nao.
itz fine
o, taht is super, fik…! gardin is full of WIN!
ai finkso, I needz 2 due sum yardening work
plants are so wunnerful!
Duz ennywun noes hao maus’s Okeehomah sho bees gowin? Did hims brake a leg?
ohai fsk!! ai duzznt hazzan anser 4 you, but wantid tew say hi!
speekin ub hazzin answers….srry i hassunt ansurred ur email yet.
I is anshuslee awaitin ur arribull!! *donkee duz a littul jig*
ai haz a happi tew hear dat! we hab teh fun cheezmeet dis weekend in yakimamamama………. ai finkso we will hab teh pix uploaded inna nex cuppla dais
Ohai jamama, sounz lyk yoo has teh fun atta Yakimama, kint wayt tew see pics!
niec teef, dawn key!
Teh bettur too bitez toez wiff.
kinky dawn key!
stop dat.
Wut? Yew liek mai toes.
Ai finkso you haz clawsez…
nah, hees just reely talon-ted
*Snortlez!*
Ai haz no talents, but yes, ai be ‘talon’ted.’
Oh Hai, Ted!
nice2meetuplz2keepurtalonzsheethedkthnkzbai
sheethed??? did yoo jus cawl meh a sheethed???
Ai haz a sad.
Sheath-ed. Like kitteh clawses do wen dey pulls dem in.
Owls don’ hab retractabble talons.
No sad, OOBARK.
BIG sad!
Teh bait, ya’ll keeps bitin it.
…an’…hai, jamamamamamamapajamakitty, fikshunkitteh, teasel2, Eve, catmom, KitKay, etc., etc..
OOBARK, wut big eyez y00 got!
An, OOBARK, wut big clawsez y00 got…
OOBARK, can y00 haz y00 Booda Wol?
huh?
*Ahem*
Whilst admiring the photos of your beautiful pussy cat, I noticed that you have a collection of owls (”wols” as in Winnie the Pooh); I was wondering whether you had a Buddha Owl (like the previous Buddha Cat)?
Kthxbai.
kno…yoo kno ware icanhas Booda Wol?
pair o’ grapfs fore, claws 15 cleerly states teh termites and yewses uv mai talons.
oops…tehere iz no claws 15…gess aicanhas no talons.
Sighned,
OOBARK teh Un-talon-ted
O hai, owl frum yer nite owl cheezfren!
ohai! Zeus kitteh turning meh into a diurnal wol (awaek boaf dai an’ naight. Brassur kitteh-o’-myn gets moar sleep tahn ai do!
Wish ai cood add yoo as a fren.
Cheezfren, taht iz
Haz Maus scene dis LOL…oar did ai awlreddy ask taht?
Maowss rite hiir, ticklun yur wiskurz.
neber mined
Ohai Oobark! R U habing a beddar dai? Has yew lolled owt lowd?? Mebbeh dis halps…
Free ole mens wer wokkin adn wun says
“Windy, isn’t it?”
Unuvver says
“Naw, its Thursday!”
Adn lass wun says
“Thirsty, you bet!! Let’s go get a beer!”
.
C Ai kin relayt cuz ai’m ole nao tew, butts beets all turnip tib.
Smyle!!
ps/ai lef u a msg onna pellykan fred… {{{Oobark}}}
ai re-plyed
That must have been one heck of a mouse.
About source: that’s photo of bengal tiger from Moscow City Zoo.