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Pleez tell me it is!!!
Conga Ratz OKS! Drinksees and danses?
Yes!!! thanx nativecat!… how’s about a scaredy cat dans an a rummmmm an cola?
Cocanut rum oar regular?…heck wii can hab bof?
::Opens bottles ob Cpt Morgan’s and Malibu::
::Glug glug glug::
::Open can ob cola::
::splash::
::putz awn Marily Manson ♫♫♫♫::
Ai wud sugjest Eye ob teh Tigre, butt itz nawt a fitting song fur dis fraidy cat.
berry funnee nativecat!! dis kitteh iz a chikken for shore
Stray kat strut?
Thys cat needs sumfing tu sooth hiz nerbs adn relax hims. Haw abowt “teh wunnerful thyng abot tiggers”?
Dem tops am made owt ob rubbah!
*screeeeeaaaaachhhh*
Yesh, dat iz mush bedder than Marilyn Manson, wut iz pretty scarey. Wut wuz I finking?
♫ The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I’m the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev’ryone el-us is jealous
That’s why I repeat… and repeat ♫
::putz spring awn butt and starts bownsing around::
*boing boing boing*
*prefurrs Sisters ob Mersey tew Marilyn Manson, but nobodi akkewses me ob habing guud tayste!*
u thinq? u rong! cuz i do
buts i thinq bof gots good an bad sawngs… but manee haf.
TIGGUHS!!!!!!
*Donkey shrieks wiff glee*
I lubs mee dat Tigguh!
*Donkey straps on teh springs to her hoofies and bowntses too teh song
wiff glee*
Nuffin like a Tiggur to turn Pleh to Happeh!
Dems bootums ams made owt ob springs!!!
*straps spring to hims butt an joins Kafleen an Nativeca66*
*putz springs on hiz elbowz adn bownces wib eberyone else*
wutta showoff! bowncin on himz elbowz!
Oh, dat’s deelitefull!!
Now ur buttz made outta springs….is ur top made outta rubba?
Boing! Boing! Boing!
Da most wunnerful fing about tiggers
is tiggers are NOMible fings
XD
Ohai Capn shannon, ai donut fink we has meeted… pls tew meecha! Am yew enny relitib tew Capn Morgun aor Capn Jinjer?
*whipurs*
Mai fabrit drinx issa Capn Jinjer, cm n jinjer ayl, yummies!
Jinjer wuns iz poisun!
dat r teh cutest cartoon
ai hopes its ok tew bounce on mai butt springs on a mundai
boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
He scared teh orange owtta meh.
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WIN!!!1!
5 burgers for yOO!
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Makes meh miss dem burgas.
you haz many burgers for dis!
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nervus tigger is .. nervus
she iz fluffy cat
O. Mai. CC. Srsly cyooot bebbeh tigah. Da floof! Da blu eizes! Da strypees! Gud fing ai R waring a CHRG(w/doi).
*splort* *sownd ob contayned brayne splortage*
Dun worree, ai OK.
Yoo shur yoo OK 4.5? Wen mai splorts awr contayned, day yooshully goez *foom*.
Hmmm, lemme chek. brb.
Yas, ebrefing seems in ordre.
Butt ai R eeting a hyooj chonklitt bar… jus in caes.
Try sawr gummi wyrms az well.
Gud ideer - orf to teh Ty Booteek wif mii.
N maybee a chonklitt martoonie to wash dem down wif…
Neber, eber drink martoonies except in multiple ob eiber three or elebenty. Teh bar keepz complayining dat der arnt enuff peepul under teh tables.
Oh thatz gud. Jes checkeeng.
::Peelz back duckee taip and peeks under 4.5’s CHRG::
Oops, let me get that fur yoo
::Tucks a stray peece ob bwain back in pwace::
Ai fink mehbee that *foom* weekend yor taip.
::Ape-lies an xtra layur ob duckee taip tu 4.5’s hed::
::Brrrrriiiiiipppppp::
Beddur safe than sawree.
oh fankyu NC66. Heer, ai brottinged lots ob martoonies wif mii - half urself!
*offurs silber trai ob martoonies ob all flavurs to NC66 n alla cheezfrenz*
::Takes coconut flavored martoonie frum tray::
Mmmm…Iz jez wunnerful. Fanks 4.5!
Goez well wit mai coconut rum and coke. Hoep theez mix awlright.
NC66 - ai lyks teh CHRG on ur avatar!! Haz JCH4K scene it???
Tankee 4.5! I trunk so much limmon tee on de odder thred todai,
I tak a limmon martooni wit a tweest.
Mmmm, limmon martoonie. Reminds mii iz being too lawng sinse ai habbing limmoncello!
is thet like peenching yur nos when yur abot to snees?
yur ais cud pop out…
Nottwoo. So menny muskles kiip de eyz inyer hed, dey cant pop owt.
Nless yu has a glaz eye, den all bets r off.
Den yoo had nawt seen dis lady?
youtube.com/watch?v=HX_5zIXxKEU
Dat link dinna wurk for me. Wassat da ladee on Letterman who cud
squeeeze her eyez partly out offa sokets? I saws dat on TVee.
Im-press-iv, but stills ony partly owt.
Dats teh wun.
…
Still…ai wud nawt want mai eyez to pop eben partly owt iffen ai sneezd.
O HAI WISSKURS!!!!
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“What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?
It’s Log, Log, Log!
It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!”
Ren & Stimpy fake ad FTW!
Ebberywun lubs log!
*snurt*
/flops over laffing
Dat’s so dumb it r heelarryus.
ow noes
luks like you hasa mouse prollem
bettr go lock up teh cheezburgers
Dis ar no tiger—dis ar big ascaerdy cat!!1!! Awt to be ashaemed of himself foar being ascaerded of a littl maws. Wut wud he do if he sawed a big maws??2?? Jump up on teh ceeling??2?
Yu haben’t seen EbilMaus, then. Tiger haz guud reezun to be skared ob EbilMaus.
Sowndz liek eevn Ai shud be ascaerded of EbilMaus.
Yesh, I could sho meh prowiss . . .
Bees a lion . . . err tyger! Rawr!!! . . . not a mowiss . . .
If I ony had teh noive!!!
ding dang teh maws is ded,
witch ole maws?
teh scarey mous.
ding dang teh scarry
widdel mause is ded!!
LOL!!!!
butz weiz lik maus! eben ifinz he iz ebil maus sumtimz!
plz noez deded maus!
momcat
Eggsept wen ther in ur cubbards eetin ur sereal n pasta. Ai dont lik teh maus tehn!