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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Carnt go to skool toodai; Ai’s invisubble!
conga ratz Amber cat on becumin’ nawt-sekund! wat would u liek fur sillybrashunz!?
Ai’ll has a decaff cawfee an a daynish paystree plees!
here u goez! *brings decaff frum da best coffee shop in town*
here u go, one fur u and one fur me…
and here, haz sum daynish paystreez * handz Ambercat a whole bukkit full uf daynish paystreez!!
*whisperz* pweaze hide da bukkit, i tookz it frum da lolrus!
Oh noooooooooooooosss!!!
WAT HAPPENED!!???
yur imminent demys at teh hands ob to LOLrus, if yu’ve stollen his bukkit!
oh noez i didnt stealz it!!!1!!
a mysterious lolcat sold it to meh fur 1$ so i boughtz it!!
datz all…
to tell u da truth.. it waz a basket full of pastryz!!
to tell u da truth, i waz joking bout da bukkit fing… it waz akshullee a basket full uf pastryz! even if i had da bukkit, da lolrus and bukkit search team would hab caught meh!
oops double commentz… stoopy word press! :angry:
pssst … ambercat … teh lolrus duzzn’t really has teh hands. More, like, kind of big flipper things. And long tusky tooths. And weighs about elebenty eleben pounds. And a bad attitood about hims bucket being gone. Hmmmm. Maybe our frend Hashim is in trubble anyway.
Ai am teh goest ob kittehs parst…
Ai’s in yur bed, furring yur sheets!
watch owt or u cud get squishd bai hoominz!
Win $$$$$ on gnu “Spot teh Kitteh” competishun!
i cant find da kitteh!!1!
here kitteh kitteh! i haz a cheezburger! come out come out where eber u r!!1!
Gnu Purrrsil washing pouders woshes wyter tahn wyt!
I hopes dey makes teh Calico sheetses soon so I can has cammoflahj, too.
Blackie?! Wot happnd to yu?!
LOLZ!!!
“Solid Mittens infiltrates enemy territory…then naps.”
In retrospect, Mittens may have been the wrong name to give.
sooty …came 2nd in the fight against a vat of industiril bleech
ceiling catz most trusted kitteh iz all white….
it purgez da basement catz minionz and iz gud at came..camol….iz gud at hidin!
but onlee in wyte sheets
an sno…
and white blankiez…
and goastses
and wallz
an wyt roomz
an mrang…
An marshmellos
but nawt teh pink wuns
Yep. Nawt dem. I had sum pink marshmellos-But I eetid dem.
Ai had som marshmalloes, but Ai toested tehm! Ai can has Smores?! Ai’s neber had smores but, in teh spirit ob teh “Speshul Relayshunship” tween Merkah an TTI, Ai is perpared to trai – juss to promoet innernashnul pees an unnerstandings, ob corse
u eeted mai marshmellos?
Dose ar yummeh!
an pakkin peenuts
HEE HAH! Nao u can’t bayth meh!
lolcatz: 1, hoomanz: -100
dat be lolcatz 1000 and hoominz -100
hoorah
Billy Mays here for Oxy-Clean!
::runs an hydes frum Billy Mays:: hee dryves meee crayzee! lol
Meh too! Hims comershulz show up 500 tymes a dai! ESPSHULEE mighty puttee!
Why he has to showt all teh tiem?? I wud go under teh cowch if sumwun showted at me liek dat in mah home.
eeeeek
mee two, zipp
stop skreamin at me all reddy!
Cammoflawjj Kitteh
sleepz awn Prittee Wun’s bed. Knoez
himz willz nawt beez seed
Kitteh dreemz ubz sweet
creem andz t3h okayzunull
joosey Cheezburgr
Kitteh willz ekksploar
wyle Prittee Wun’z away. Fynd
noo playssez 2 Napz
Jack.
bwavo! http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/?s=clappity
kitteh looks just like mai kitteh!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1011812
but is not him. i not have white sheetz on mai bed
ai needs tuxie cat an marmie cat put two gedder sheets.
oh, wait
ai alreddy duz.
Kitteh hidin’…In Plain Sight (ai lub dat shoh!)
I’m dreeming of a whiiiiiite kitteh
jus lik the ones I usedd to knooooowww.
Ai haz a komplainz. There be no kitteh in tihs pichoor.
Rite! Diz pichoor be defeckif!
Cloud Cat iz aetherial
Ware’s Waldo?
Tihs kittoon haz teh CATmoeflahjj daown tew an art.
Der’s a kitteh in teh pikshur??2?? WARE?!21?!
Yay! my LOL got used! I has a happee
Conga rats, UKS!!
ty mugglemary
Wate! Wate! I is seein pinky nose!
Is this Cheshyur cat all fadin away xcept teh nose?
Cat-moflage
Your doin it WHITE!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
*snurt*