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Da horn on da bus goes beep beep beep

i lurv waitin 4 da skool bus.

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  1. NHK says:

    An the kitteh on da bus goes nom nom nom to any hooman hoo trai to take bus

  2. vgersmom says:

    Dis is mai stop.

  3. Kitteh is a terribul driber! Luk! Alreddy crasheded into big bloo bilding!

  4. Davielmejor says:

    must not drop below 50 mph or kitteh go boom…

  5. nativeca66 says:

    ::Tyz Carol Ann’s nightee tu poofy shirt and signulz Eeck to pull::
    ::POOF!::
    Ai’m bak! Oh Fank you Eeck!

    Oh luk. School bus kitteh thinks heez Otto. Soooooo cyoot.

    Wow cheezpeeps! Doan eber goe in teh ether. Iz a mystical pwace where yor graetest nemisis tries tu keep yoo frum goin bak tu cheezland. Fur meh iz waz mai job. It conzumed awl mai tiem and did nawt let meh hab anee tu spare fur teh intertubes. Iz uh pwace maid bye teh basement kitteh ai finks. Duh lolz ob fiziks doan awply and tiem loozez awl meaning. I wandered in daer wun day whyle ai wuz lukin fur udder missing cheezpeeps and gawt stuck. Ai fink I wuz twapped fur uh week. Luckilee, ai herd gmawairzgreneshuz cawl owt fur missing cheezpeeps. Ai tried tu git bak, but culd nawt mahteereelol-eyes fur moar than uh sekkund wit jamamakitty’s halp. Eeck awfurd uh hand, butt ai culd nawt reech. Dat’s wen cweenmj gabe meh teh eye-dear tu yooz mai puffy shirt tu ask-ape. Howeber, ai feer dat udder cheezpeeps mai’t still be stuck in der. Ai’v tossed uh bunch ob puffy shirts intu teh portal ai caem owt ob, butt we will hab tu cawl tu teh wunz wii hab nawt seen in uh while tu git day’re uhtenshun.

  6. warrior rabbit says:

    kitteh’s noze can go beep beep beep tu, ifn yuze lets me neer himz

  7. 3LittlKitties says:

    OMAI GOODNESS!
    I wuz zo busy respondin on de otter thread, I completely mizzed dis cute littl kitteh ober here.
    Quik, grabs own heddgear (big straw hat) wit fluwers onit an tyes da ribboons tite.
    Breethe… sooo cyute… breethe… lil’ busdrivver… Say oommm….
    No gud. OOBARK, sumwun, heelp meee!

    SPLORT!

    • starling says:

      An TAHT, ladles an gentlespoons, is waht happuns wen u canut be bovvered to fork owt 4 a fewly sirtified CHRG(wdoi).

      Sigh.

      KLEENUP IN AIL 14!!!

      • 3LittlKitties says:

        (obens one eye) Gentlespoons? LOLOLOL (Goes bak to post-splort coma-ness)

        But, tells me, I’s a recently-outed lurkker here who mita misst a few tings.
        Whut ezactly is de CHRG? I noes itz a nessary part ob de splort-recobbery system,
        but whut IZ it?

        • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

          ohai, 3 LK, chrg wif doi iz chicken head rubber glove wif dezinez on it. Iz wawrn awn yu hed tu kepe branez in. aslo can wair baving cap. Tybootik hab awl dese fingz fur us. Wen yu splortz frum kyutenes sumbuddy bringz CCC* tu yu asistunce nd replaisez yur hed cubburz titely. nd gibz a restoratib drink , floofy blanket nd chonklit.
          *cuteness crash cart

          • 3LittlKitties says:

            Tankee fur de esplaynin. I habs a bathin’ cap. Shooda grabbed fur dat innstead
            ob de flowuer hat. Nest time I noew bettur.

        • annipuss says:

          CHRG = Chikkin Hat Rubber Glub (Liek nativeca66 warez) Sumetiemz it iz a CHRG(wdoi) – with drawins on it. A gud CHRG can prevent moast splorts eksept teh maost seveer wuns.

    • queenbee999 says:

      weel, at weest nativeca66 has his CHRG on! inda meentime…

      qwik, kitteh, i need dat CCC! (scoopy branes…) i fink i brake tradition an gives 3LK da lemon tea insted of da choco, but she needs lossa duck tayp, do! Dat bedda, 3LittlKitties?

      • 3LittlKitties says:

        Tankee kindly QB999. Us GRITS hab to stik togetter.
        Me, I gots de dukky tape an bubbly gum too.
        Feel bedder nao.

    • nativeca66 says:

      ::Breaks out portable splort repair kit::
      ::click, click, creeeeeeek::
      Miniature dust broom? Check!
      ::sweep sweep sweep::
      Spoon? check!
      ::scoop scoop scoop::
      ::pat pat pat::
      NC66’s spare yellow CHRG? Check!
      Duckee Taip? Check!
      ::brrrrrrrip::
      Floofy blankee? Well…sorta ob. Floofy hand towel akshullee.
      ::Tuck tuck tuck::
      Hawt chawklick? Cookies? Check!
      ::pulls teh streeng awn the insta-hot cocoa sachel::
      ::pops lid awn tin ob Royal Dansk Luxury Chocolate Wafer Cookies::
      Here yoo goe. Yoo feel bedder in noe tiem.

  8. LOLDemon says:

    Teh cheezpeepz awn teh bus goez
    Splort! Splort! Splort!
    Splort! Splort! Splort!
    Splort! Splort! Splort!
    Teh cheezfrenz awn teh bus goez
    Splort! Splort! Splort!
    Aaaawl fru teh towwwne!

  9. catmom says:

    kitteh driber not steirin’ bus so gud, runded into ob… obst…blokage ~ wil B L8 to pic up otter kittehs!

  10. Pittypat says:

    merry pranxter kitteh be asking
    is u on teh bus???

    • teasel2 says:

      Ken Kesey an his psychedelic bus!
      Ai am awn da bus!
      (Oar was–dat was a loooooog tiem ago!)
      Grate ref!

      • salleh says:

        “Lektrik Kool-Ade AZsid Test……ai passeded it…. awn teh bus, wiff teh asid…oh doze wer teh daze mi frenz…..
        .
        “daze” iz rite !
        *snert*

    • mugglemary says:

      rofl
      ai wuz jus gonna add a further refferense but am glad ai red tew see if one uv teh smart cheezfrenz had already dun it…
      ai am on teh bus!!!

  11. GCHLoki says:

    awwwww…uhh..no…uh oh…

    SPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRT!!!!1!!1!

    • nativeca66 says:

      ::Hurries awf tu the tybootik fur anudder 50’s style baving cap::
      ::Comez bak carryeeng teh portable splort repair kit tu GCHLoki::
      ::click, click, creeeeeeek::
      Miniature dust broom? Check!
      ::sweep sweep sweep::
      Spoon? check!
      ::scoop scoop scoop::
      ::pat pat pat::
      Bavin cap? Check!
      Duckee Taip? Check!
      ::brrrrrrrip::
      Floofy blankee? Popup floofy hand towels awl gone naow.
      ::Tuck tuck tuck::
      Hawt cocklick? Coookies? Check!
      ::pulls teh streeng awn last insta-hot sachel::
      Last two Royal Dansk Luxury Chocolate Wafer Cookies tu.
      Here yoo goe. Yoo feel bedder in noe tiem.
      ::Wanders awf to get anudder PSRK

  12. D.R. says:

    I gots mah bus pass, can go on feeld trip, plzk?

  13. zippercat says:

    bebbeh kitteh iz too cyute – enny pass.., passen…, riders would SPLORT!!! SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT – help – SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT!!!

    :clunk:

    • GCHLoki says:

      der goez anudder wun

      • nativeca66 says:

        ::Wanders bak frum convenience store wit anudder PSRK::
        Oh noe, nawt again!
        Doan worree zippercat. I fiks yoo.
        ::Sweeps bwains wit mini-dust broom::
        ::Spoon bwains bak intu zippercat’s hed::
        Wut’s this?
        ::Finds zipper awn side of ZC’s head::
        Haow conveenyunt.
        ::ZZZZZiiiiipppp::
        Oh luk, this brand ob PSRK comez wit 50’s style baving cap.
        ::Snap::
        โ™ซ The wheelz awn the bus โ™ซ
        ::hummm hummm hummm::
        Duskee taip.
        ::Brrriiiipppp::
        Floofy bwankee, hawt chocklick and wafer cookies, and yor awl set zippercat.
        Yoo rest fur a while.

        • zippercat says:

          tank u berry much! ai feelz beddur naow. ai fink mai zipper wuz open befoor
          an datz whi ai splorted!

  14. nismo says:

    I remember singing this song in preschool. Preschool was so much fun.

  15. divakitty123 says:

    Ooooooooooooo…so cyoot! Luv lil tabby in teeny bus….OhNo…iz bout to happen…SAVE ME…….SPPPPLOOOOORRTTTTT!

    • teasel2 says:

      R U still alibe, DK123???? Noe CCC heer yet???? I kant belieb I comes home an fines u dis way!!!!!
      I’ll b bak soon!!!!
      *runs 4 da CCC*
      *pant pant pant*
      *owt ob shape T2 starts woking*
      Trust mii, I will b bak, but knat so soon, sry!

    • nativeca66 says:

      Wups. Sawry divakitty. Ai wuz keeping an eye awn teh tiger in teh next lolpics and didn’t see yoo lyeeng there. He may pretend tu be uh fraidee cat, butt ai finks itz an act.
      ::Opens PSRK::
      ::Sweeps bwains wit mini-dust broom::
      ::Spoon bwains bak intu divakittyโ€™s hed::
      ::Pullz owt anudder 50โ€™s style baving cap.
      ::Snap::
      ::Duskee taip…Brrriiiipppp::
      Gibs floofy hand towel bwankee, hawt chocklick and wafer cookies tu divakitty.
      Yoo rest fur a while and feel bedder.
      ::Pops DVD ob Fifth Element intu DVD player::
      Yool like teh part where teh bloo lady sings.

      • teasel2 says:

        Tkx Nativecat! U sabed da da!
        (i lub da Fifth Element-spesally da bloo lady!)

        • nativeca66 says:

          Meh too. Iz wun ob mai elebentyth faborite moobies.
          Sew manee gud character acts in dat wun.
          Ai didn’t eben know sum ob the actors cud do character acting.

          • teasel2 says:

            Ahgree! Sence DK123 does nawt no da bloo ladee, I will take dat DVD frum her aifinkso! Seh prolly does nawt eben lik Bruce Willis, oar da cars dat fly awl ober an upsidee down an sideways!
            *leabes for DK123’s haus to “borrow” da DVD*

            • divakitty123 says:

              I specks yoor rite. But lemme wach it nawt sekkond, K? If it iznt my favrit moovee, den I lones it 2 U. [Runs to DVD which DK123 wuz unable to connekt wifout help from Teasel2.]

              • divakitty123 says:

                Ai lik Bruce Willis in Moonliting. Duz obber moovees too? [painfully apparent date DK123 is clooless].

                • teasel2 says:

                  Many, many movies. I C wii need 2 habe a Bruce Willis muvie-thon 2 gitted u up 2 date. Jus da gud wuns, tho–sum nawt sew gud.

                  • nativeca66 says:

                    I doan know frum gud oar bad. :?
                    Jes sum I ‘member.

                    Die Hard…Die Hard 2…etc.
                    The Whole Ten Yards
                    Hudson Hawk
                    Blind Date
                    The Siege
                    Sunset
                    The Bonfire ob the Vanities
                    Twelve Monkeys
                    Grindhouse
                    Armageddon
                    The Sixth Sense
                    Unbreakable
                    The Last Boy Scount

                    Voices
                    Look Who’s Talking
                    Over the Hedge

                    • teasel2 says:

                      O, tank you NC66! I dinnawt member dem all! An ders 1 or 2 I habn’t scene!
                      I will make DK123 rect dam awl!
                      (heer, hab a scone. I made dem 4 eberywun yesterdai in mai EZ bake oven.)

                    • divakitty123 says:

                      Oooooo…Ai saw Armegeddon. My nephs took me to theetr. I C I mus be rentin sum DVD’s or Ai’ll turn in2 a dinnosower.

                      • PercyCat says:

                        divakitty…
                        chek out teh FfithElement…
                        futrescifi. the Bruce iz vary gud
                        n it n so iz MilaJovovich. At 1st,
                        i thot why iz dis model in dis
                        mooby(bsydezbeinbootiful)??
                        But sheez gud actriss adn neow
                        haz gone way beyond that tu
                        whup up ahn ur VirusZombeez
                        wyldcat n ResidentEvil(z)!!!
                        or: mebbe u wud lyk “A Good
                        Year” wif Russell Crowe…
                        i cud watch that elebenty tymz!!

                  • tookatze says:

                    I cum? I breeng popcorms!

        • divakitty123 says:

          Thankees to T2, LKx3, and Nativecat! Iz beginnin to feel better alreddy. Whew…it wuz clos der f a litle while. But the hawt choklit and blankkee are restorative and the bavving cap will hep wif next time splortitious kitteh appears. Gotsa kweston…duz teh bloo lady sing de blues? Hangin head in sham…aiz dunno my pop culchur.

    • 3LittlKitties says:

      Oh, noes! DivaKitty has a splort-emergencie wenn da CCC is ahed 2 threds.
      Forshionately, I has an eggstra divin’ cap, wit wavy pattrns onnit. (I wearin’ de one wit de
      flowuer patterns, sinse de straw hat don werk so weel)

      Genly scupes up DivaKitty’s braynes, brushes dem off wiffa kleen Swiffa pad
      pats dem bak in her hed. (pat pat pat)
      S-T-R-E-T-C-H de divin’ kap ova DivaKitty’s floofy haredo.
      Sekkures wit deduct tape to kep da braynes insid.
      Now, U rest dere DivaKitty. Here’s mi prscripshion: two choclit chip kookies, an a big
      mug o’ hawt choclet wif whippy creem an sprinkls ontop.
      Feel bettir soon, now!

  16. Kurt says:

    Iz Dr Tinycat when he wuz stills in medskool.

  17. Eric says:

    Wai ar a kitteh drybbing a bus??2?? He mus hab udder kittehs to pik up an taek to skool. And he bedder hurree bekuz teh bell is awlmost to ring…

    • JAJEH says:

      Reglar driber gotsik allubasudden, so kitteh taek ober. Cep he’s gonna maek a stop ad burgerking before dribbin onta skool

  18. sparklypoof says:

    OK.

    i has earwurm an splortses.

    kurse you.

    <3

  19. catalogical humor says:

    Buscat wantsta put
    Monorail Cat outta bidness

  20. Zawmbie says:

    The cheezburgrz on da street go squish squish squish…

  21. Shannon Lobe says:

    Yay… my little Tiny Tot made the front page! She was one of 7 kittens I rescued!! The runt! Less than 2 lbs in size but over 10 lb of personality and energy. She was adopted with one of her brothers last week! Yay Tiny! Too cute!

  22. jmuhj says:

    …an ai goez “QTE QTE QTE!!!”

  23. Arrrri says:

    So cute!

  24. mugglemary says:

    12 step kitteh sez
    whose drivin yore bus?
    (obbveeusly addikt shun kitteh since crashee into bloo bldg)

  25. ideamaster says:

    lolz the kitteh in da bus is so cutes

  26. Rina says:

    I used 2 have that bus!!!!

  27. kitteh-lovr says:

    aaawwwwwwww so KYOOT!!!!!

  28. dragonchibi says:

    an da noes on da goggie gos boop! boop! boop!


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