Da horn on da bus goes
Da horn on da bus goes beep beep beep
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awl dai long
annipuss, we has 3 wai nawt sekkund tie! wut we doez!?
we shud braik dans an have lawts of delishus noms!!
Noms? Like this?
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Apples
Biskits
Corms
D…
an cookiez an big cheezburgrs to gif to kitteh!
Dumplins
Eel?
Fryed shtuffs
Gushifud
Hotdog
Isee creem…
Date an walnut caek
Eclairs
Florentines
Gushifud (fur teh kittehs)
H…
hot, cross bunnees
ise cawfee, no flavur added
jooce uv menny berries
KrispyKreemz
Lasahnyah
Meetballz
Nerdz
OunyunRinngz
P…
::rickee rickee raaawk::
::Indian step::
::Bronx::
::Coindrop, windmill::
Peanut Brittle
Quiche
Rocky Road ai-scream
S…
strawburee shortcayk
taffeez
upside down caykz
veel snackeez (fer kittehz)
waturmelin candeez
x…?
xmas caik
yowgrt
zeeteee!
oh ur gud
XD
Don 4get Da sooshie!!!!!!!1!
nativeca, lubs your abatar! Eben has a CHRG….
Haz aye asked yoo tew bee mai fren yet?
yis
Ai ment KafleenTehNawtFirst
gno uffence intented
We can goe 2 teh ty booteek an chyooze sumfing frumawl teh fabyoolus fing dere. Der aer kitteh eerings, skarfs, tyes, boblol hedded kittehs cheez snoglobes an ennee fud oar drink u caer 2 haz.
dey sellz cheezburgers der? ai fink eben teh kitteh shud celemabrate dis one!
gess wat! i can haz cheezburgr for dinner tonite wif mai familee! om nom nom nom nom nom nom!!!
w00t KTNF!! Gud to see u, BTW!!
NHK, no need fur munnies at Ty Bootyk - ebrefing’s FREE!!! Ai finkso ai will taking wun ob dose snow-glolbes taht u shakez n teh snow cums down softlee softlee n cobbers ebrefing in cheezland…
snert! ai fot yew said “clobbers” and ai tfot “geez…. 4.5k must nawt be habbing a berry gud day!”
Wii gottinged clobbered bai teh snow up heer this past winter, dough!
yoo can has cheezburger!? =D happycat iz jellis.
U goez 2 tri-botique!
Dis iz a refrins 2 a kindergarden song “Teh weelz on teh bus goe rownd an rownd awl dai long”. Ai wuns wuz on a 2 hower trane ryde an a 2 yeer owld wuz singin it awl teh wai - u can maek up teh wurds fur awl teh bits uv teh bus an teh peepls awn it. An it drobe me crazee!
sewms… uz nawt da onleh un hu had da lissen to it…
Ai wurk fur a company wut sells kidlet’s edukayshunal toys, and dat iz wun ob teh songz in owr awn hold musik.
ohmi…. datz paynful!
ackkkkk!
iz especial ed paratecha, weiz didz horn onda buz almos eber dai las yer! I fink ifnz I gotz it fur holdz musik- id crok!
“ba ruhm wentz da liddle gren frog wun dai….”
u namz it, ifnz itz preskol ta kimergarten I probli noes it…
momcat
Reemined me nawt 2 fone ur cumpanee!
SRSLY
Cud beh wurse.
Cud beh “Stayin Alive” in elebator moosic eesy lissenin form.
Not long ago I heard, ub all fings, dat sumwun had dun dat to Aerosmiff’s
“Dream On.”
I fot I wud pyook.
No, no, wait! It wuzzunt juss instruh-mentals, eedur. Wuz
accum-pain-kneed by a whiney femail singur.
*cries*
whiney femails…PLEH!
::::::::::::DUX an’ FLIEZ AWAY::::::::::::::
hmmmmm….
hmmmmm?
Do I hear an echo?
hurd dis sonng sevnhunnertelebenty tymez. lol.
itz diffrint win u hav a grate audeennnz tu sing
it wif!!! Id rathur lissen/sing tu Raffi tho!!!
Raffi roolz!!!1!
BaabeeeBalooooga…..
Am gonna shake shakemmisilleezowt…
wiggulmahwurreezaway…..
makez bak tu skool nawt so baaadd!!
U wurk wiff speshul kids?
Dat make u awsum in MAH book.
{{{{{{PercyCat}}}}}}
meiz two PercyCat! I lubs mai especial kiddoz!
iz kinda phuni listnen two monsta mash ebery dai awl spring isnt itz? !
I missez my kiddemoz! I moooved sos I hab two fin neu joob!
momcat
awfanx{{Kafleen}}!
but teh onli Job part ov mi
job iz wif teh admin!!! Mos ov teh kidz ar litl
angulz i get tu c evry day. Whee go out in teh
community on daily livin skilz at places like
de mall and de bowlin alley and de grocery store
2-3X/week. And wut iz nawt wunnerful bout bein
off fur de summer?? thaz rite, nuffin!!
{{gascat/momcat}}
U r so rite about teh moosik, it iz seasonless f dey
lyk it!! ima du wut u du 2. I went to ur profile(s).
R u momcat or gascat?? or bof?
Ohai, {{{{{ANni,}}}}}Ai hurd it” awl rownd da town” but shur em glad it wuznt maid up yet wen mai kidz wur yung. Grand otters did it but ai dint se dem ebreedai so wuznt tu bad.
Iz nite tiem naow fur yu. Iz getting koolur? ai trai tu kool haus blow 70 obur nite nd den iz gud til lait afturnune. awlmoast has tu stai in jammiez tu be warm enuf tu kepe hause kool .
Ohai Gma, Ai dinnt see dis till mornin. We haz 90F yesterdai. Berry fyoo in TTI haz AC - nawt reelee wurf it fur teh wun week uv heet we ushyoolee getz eech yeer!
Ai gibes ebbrywon teh gift ovv tree mousketeer bars…as teh peepulz awn teh bus goes up an down…
Conga-rats Annipuss! Nawt-sekkind agin.
Yu is SO gud at dis ICHC timin’ ting.
Hands Annipuss a tawl glaz ob izetee or whatebber she wanz fur trinkies.
Cwazee CCC driber!
kitteh beez in teh short bus!
Kitteh’s naim iz Ed?
Heez special.
heddesk
hedhorn
*SPLOOOOOOOORT*
::Hurries awf tu the tybootik fur a 50’s style baving cap::
::Comez bak and carries portable splort repair kit tu OOBARK::
::click, click, creeeeeeek::
Miniature dust broom? Check!
::sweep sweep sweep::
Spoon? check!
::scoop scoop scoop::
::pat pat pat::
Bavin cap? Check!
Duckee Taip? Check!
::brrrrrrrip::
Floofy blankee? Popup floofy hand towels awlmost owt.
::Tuck tuck tuck::
Hawt cocklick? Coookies? Check!
::pulls teh streeng awn anudder insta-hot sachel::
A Royal Dansk Luxury Chocolate Wafer Cookies fur yoo tu.
Here yoo goe. Yoo feel bedder in noe tiem.
Fang kew, nativeca66. Ai seem tew hab a bad cayse ub teh splorts.
Noe worries. It habbens. Belize meh, ai know. Dats wai ai awlwayz wearz mai bloo CHRG wit a yellow wun underneef and mai cyoot-polarizing shades. Udderwise ai cud nawt luk direklee at teh lolpics.
An the kitteh on da bus goes nom nom nom to any hooman hoo trai to t