4 mee?
4 mee?
yep. gud fings come 2 dose who wayt.
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Ai doan’t fink Ai can eet awl dat
Annipuss won de not-furst drinks dis tyme! Yay fur Annipuss!
(CLINK) Whuts yer special favorite for drynks?
Ai fink a long cool drink wud be lubbly, thx Ingerland iz habbin a heet wabe an we aer nawt yoost 2 teh heet!
oh..datz bad… here haz sum cold coffee wiff vanilla icecream and icing suger on top!!
Wud u liek to tri a Singapore Sling? Teh pikshur remiendez me ob wen we used tu get them in the Chineze restront. Verry frooty and cold – cumz wif a littel umbrella.
How ’bouts a nice sweet ice tea wit mint innit? Or Limmonade? I likes dem bof mxed togedder, limmon tea is perfet on a hot simmerin’ summer Sunday.
youz maeking meh thirsty!!
dat tea must be goooood……
neva akshullee tried it before!
No? Snapple has a limmon tea versin, but it muchly besser to makkit yerself.
Take a big jar, clean, put in an hanful of teebags, anykin, lik Lipton wil due.
Fill wit wasser, put in sliceeed limmon, crushup mint leeves, put on jar-top.
Put jar on sunnny winnosill or porch, and leeve dere all mawnin.
Wile tea steepin on winnosill, boil up some wasser wit sugger to maek sirrop.
Mix sirrop in tea wen it strong ‘nuf fer u. Wha-la! Sweet tee, Jaw-ja style,
jus’ lik my grammy used to maek it.
Dang, naow I tirsty too. Gotta go.
yummy…. i’ll try it sum tiem…it must be tasty and sweet!!
fank u so much 3LittlKitties!!
and naow i my self haz to go to sleep…
Gud nite eberybo..*startz to fall to da ground* *dramatic music turnz on* *THUD*
ouch wat happened wat happened!?? oh ya i waz sayin bye eberyone! *zzzZZzzZZzzzZZzzzZZzz*
Yer welcom. I sav yu a glass inna fridge fer later, den. Or mak a nice
cuppa cammomile tee to helps yoo sleeps.
ohai, 3LittlKitties…
Dat sounz lyk teh Sun Tea we maid in
Aridzona…so gud ahn a hawt day.
Mai poppacat wuz from Texas an hiz sistehs (awl mai antees) mek sweet tea jus dis bery same way. Iz you from de South?
wat prt uv jaw-ja do u libs in, 3littlkitties?
3lk, don u meen nawtsekkund?
Yesh. I meent to say dat.
I yused to lib in de middle ob de buckle on de Bibble Belt. Macon, GA
Nao, I’s a liddle furder north in de Old Dominion, VA.
My fambly is all aroun’ Hotlanta, an up indee mowntains.
Hotlanta lol. it iz dat. i doan liv in GA, but i no my wai roun dere. i’m in SC.
SC is bery hot, too. Hab a glaz o’ sweet tee wit lotsa ize. (((clink!)))
fankyew 3LK!! (slurpyschlurpy…) aahh! cordin 2 da ferm… thur… tempurtyur fingy, its 98 degwees rite nao! sweettee hit da spot!!
itz elebenty-ate degrees heer in looeezeeanna. all my ennerjey has
boild away. teh plantz r droopy an begging to com insied.
globul warming, i has it.
Yup. Global warmin is alloverdeplace.
Hab a glaz of izzetee wit mint. I made plenny today!
(Clinks glasses wit Karen)
Yess, also ver hot heer in N.O. too. Thare was a big ol thunderstorm that knocked out the lektricity for over 3 hourses! It juss came bak on 20 minnits ago. Thot I wuz gunna dye! Thanx ceeling cat fur giving me my air cundishunning bak!
omg, its da lolzorz why uz all speeks that wai
conga ratz annipuss fur being nawt sekund!! wat would u liek fur sillybrashunz!?
Kittehs at de buffet tables. Yummy NOMS!
Heh. I meant de kittehs is doing de noms, not BEING de noms. I wuz in a hurry.
Pertty good, bein not-not furst, getin de silber medal at ICHC is guud nuff fer me.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM doed yoo say mumfin? NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM meh busy now NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Yeah! Yummy noms 4 kittehs at buffet!
yoo is naught sekond</I
tyed (or brayded) 3 waze wuff annipuss and vgersmom!!!
Conga-rats’ shoe-laces!!!
yoo kan has drinkees and tanzes…wut is yore plessure?
Iz dat a pfrog on mai plate?
ai seez deh pfrog too! lol
ai iz glad u seez it tu…apfter ai rote dat ai saed tu maiselfs “teh cheezfrenz gonna tink ai iz crazee!”
den we bowf crazee!!! lol
Ai seez the pfrawggie alsotoo. Doo nawt wurrie, teh pfrawggie nawt eet much… adn he keep teh flyz frum landin awn yur plate (plehplehplehblargleblarf).
yep, luuks like a frawg awl rite.
.
wen wun mah frenz wuz a tineh kidlet, him wuz berry gud an eeted wut wuz put in frunt ub him. wun dai wen dey wuz sittin daon tu dinner, himz parintz set daon a plate in frunt ub him wif a live turtlol, jus az a laff. poor kid, himz wuz berry cormfyuzled. himz is 40ish nao, so we preddy shur he turned owt awl rite, lukkily!
A live turtlol wud be hard to eet. Peeps due et tortoisses, do. Or ussed to. Tutlol soop.
Nao isnawtsomuch. Endangered.
Frawg’s legs, nao, dos are awrrite to eet. Kinda like chikken wings, ony chewwier.
ai eeted a tuttle sammich in deh Cayman Islands – but deh
waz sellin dem at deh tuttle farm!. it was alloud to be eeted dere.
i habbint tried tuttle…but hav tried allimagatur
wuns…n a pie…cuddint tail it wuz ne diffrint
den chikkinz r crawdadz tho, cuz it wuz so dang
Hawt sossd up!! at de NahlenzJazzFesvul. i nawt
beeg hawt soss fan…i lyk tu tas de fudz…
Yah, I doan believe in eating, drinkin, or inhaling anything dat fights back on de way down!
Hot sawse fights back. Doan want!
allolgatr is da nommy! sew is da frog! but bean suvvern i liek weeerd fings liek dat.
GRITS whee B!
GirlzRaisdInTehSouf!!
i haz nebber herd befoar wut GRITS stud fur — gud wun!! ai liekz grits, btw, an polenta, an stuf liek dat. but no froggyz awr gaterz fur me, thx. iz vejetariyen
pul-enn-tah? iz dat wut u yankeees cawl grits? yawl r weerd.
i wud probly bee wegematarien too if it weren’t fawr da fakt dat i can not liv mor dan 2 weeeks wifout a shushi. nawt a suvvern thing, but i liek.
ai be indian, nawt yankee! (okai, ai gess ai liddl bit yankee, ai libbed in norfeest ub teh Yew Ess Ay fur elebenty yeerz). Ennyhao, polenta r a italien fuud. similer fuudz eeten eberywer akross yurup, ai finkso.
aifinkso tew, moe. i jus messin wif ewe!
Polenta is corn grinded up small. It is cukked in caeks sumtimes oar into a sort uv porrij that u can frie wiv tastee meet an vejitabuls.
O, PoicyCat, I hab such a lub furr grits.♥
I spended sum time in teh souff, an mah daddy frum Macon, buttz now
I lib in Callyfornia, an juss try too gets sum good ol grits at teh resty
rawnt.
I likes mine wiff lots of pepper, and buttur, and runny eggs.
Nom.
kafleen! i knewz yu had sum souf n u!!
How wuz teh Yakimup??
yur attitud iz kickin!! ai lyk gritz wif
buttah an hunee tew!! dessert gritz,
(juskiddin,well u has yur ricepuddin!
adn bredpuddin! Ynawt cornpuddin??)
Oh, i not go to dat.
Butt Jammamakitty cummin too ME in Saccymentoe!
U noe, not long back, mah daddy made sum Marie Callendar
cornbred, an stoopied up teh directions by adding too much
honey and molasses.
Oh, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllll…..dat cornbread was like sweet puddy
cornbred. I gotted a tear in mah eye an sed dis stuff make meh
happeh too be alive.
actually, I’ve heard of corn puddin. I have no idea how to make it, but I HAVE heard OF it.
iz kitteh rly gonna eat dat fud
fur mee, u shouldnt hab! but any wayz, i nom!! *nomnomnom*
And ai’d liek a tall kool drinkee wit day pleez
and sum icecream fur dessert pwease!! iz taek dat az a yes! kthxbai!!
wit DAT, ai meenz. stoopid otto-korrekt.
also, mai husbin lurvz teh luk on ten kittehz kyewtie pies face!
ya hez kyoot!!
gud thing i haz mah CHRG on!
Wishees is mai commans. I jus made up two big nuff batches o’mai ice tea, one schweet
fur de suthin’ kittehs, and one not-sweet fur de nordern kittehs, wit tall glasseees an
ise fur eberyones. (((CLINKS))) (((Sssssippps))) Ahhh, dat’s guuud.
Nawt swete fur me, plz thx.
*sips glas ub sweet tee*
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mmm, dis berry delishus tee, 3LittlKitties!! tenk yew!
Yew welcom!
Berrys is gud in tee, too. (Tee for two, and too for tea!)
(Plinks song onna imginaryshun piano)
I fink kitteh can’t beeleev hims ize!
Awl dat fud jus fer hims!>!??! Yay!
i fink hez not willing to share *sigh*…
i waz hoping to get a bite or two..
Just depends on what’s left over, I s’pose. Is small Kat. Probly lleave you some!
awwwwww cute
awwwwww even cuter asin women
cutie pie kitton wit funnie expre aspre.. funneh luuk on faec
+
cutie pie ashun gurl
=
teh cute dat pwns!
zomg! cute azeein grl wit kyoot kitteh! kneeded advansd warning! *SPLOOOORT*
For meh?
Aww… *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
Kitteh DO NOT WANT veggies! Kitteh want meats!
whair iz deh toona???
Is inna piano. (pla-plink!)
o, ai tink its in mai violin too! LOL
Hai Zippercat! Mabbe we plays a dooet fur Annipuss, she nebber gots her
nawt-second tanzes in yet.
Whut kinda viol you play? Classical, modernist, bluesgrasses?
ai just lernnin – an ai maykes awl kindz uv noizez! ::tee hee:: ai canz tell
when deh r reely bad noizez caws deh teevee in deh odder room getz reel lowd!
LOLS!
whut doo u plai 3LittlKitties?
I likes de jazzy stlyin’ lik in Nawlins.
O’course I play lots better here in ICHC-land dan I do in de Reel wurl.
Immaginashion heps lots!
So, lets us play our innstruments an enjoy de muusic.
Is DAT yr oranj kitteh in yer avataar?
He (or she?) SO CUTE, jus lik mi oranjy feller.
I got to find me a pikktur fur my avatarr too.
dat is mai boi – Zipper Cat! Himz berry sweet and lubbin. rite naow, himz
hidin unner deh bed caws we wuz habbin tunder storms!
zippercat…
i sawd ahl yur cyoot pics win u loadid
dem adn i made sum lolz, pleez tu go c
tehm win u can ahn mi lol page!!
ps. howd u du abatar? frum heer or du
yu hav werdpress accont n did it frum
dare??
i doan no bowt zipper, but eye plae classiclol! “Adoration,” NEbuddy?
I kin swichover. (music notes) How’bout som I’ll-be-Bach? (giggle!)
Or Motes-art? I lubs his muusik.
3LK
Wut wuz taht galz nam hoo plaid
wif BobDylun? Carmen?.. Scarlett?
(i shudda wikid nawtsekkund)
I can c u playin lyk hur n mi minz!!
Wow, u r reeelee gud!!!
datz hur Scarlet Rivera!!!
Dere yu go! Yu gots it yerself.
Tanku agin fur de complimentarie.
Wow. Tankkee PercyCat. Whutta nice ting to say!
Hmmm… lookup on Wikki… Willow Scarlet was anudder nayme fur Bob hisself.
He wurked wit a LOTS of differnt folks ober de yeers.
Kin yew be moar specifical?
ooo, neow i wanna go utube adn
loox fur her….mebbe 2 long ahgo?
Intristin..himz callin sef Willow Scarlet.
I saw de rollintundrrevu n MS at
SuthernU n H’berg n 197ssumpin.
Moar lookin up on Wikki (whut did we evar do befor?)
Yu tinking of Zippercat who plais de violin.
I ‘companying on de piano.
Still, nice uv yu 2 say.
Oh, i tot u sed u playd jazzy style
fiddle….ok den jazzy piano…
Marcia Ball…oh yeah…u iz gud
pianur plyr tew!!!
sry kitteh
u r dinner to
oh noes! u don mean “teh speshul ingreedeent that iznt chiken” do u??!!
Isnt chikken.
Isnt Kitteh eidder.
Ist possum. Or mebbe oosrich. Hard to reely tell. But nommy anyways.
no kitteh not fur dinner….dawg fur dinner!
Kitteh get to ordir frum kiddeh menu
Awl 4 meeeee? Ai iz de happpyest kitteh in de wrld! S
ep whazzup wif de veggis? Dun lukkit liek NIP to meeee.
Yu can haz broklii. Ai wil haz chikkoon.
Umm, wherz cheezburgur? Ai wantz cheezburgur!!! CHEEZBURGUR CHEEZBURGUR CHEEZBURGUR!!! No PEPSI PEPSI PEPSI!
*Samurai kittoon sighs*
Ai can haz Sooshee?
Abalone…
Bluefin Toona
Chutoro
D…
Dungeonness crab
Eel (Eek!)
Flounder
G…
drum fish
eel
flounder
grouper
h…
Halibt
Icelandic cod
Joosie fishees
K…
kipperz
lumpfisch kaviar
perch
Q…
oops, i forgitted *M* and *N*
!!!
monkfisxes
nood-lol-fischeez
oops, teh MNO fishez floted awai.
monkfish
nize tastee fish
ornj ruffee (nawt poysin)
den u got P an Q so
R….
row
sammon
tillawpeeya
Yur not a mommacat’s howse yet? Xtra time wif coffee an Sunday NYT Xword?
Wuz hard tudai. hab tu maik up mai oan wurdz.
halibutt
icky raw fish
jellifish (strawberri pleze)
k….
Krakken.
Lyonfish (careful ob de spines!)
Maguro
Nigiri
Octopus
Puffer fish (agin, carefulllly, carefullly cuts owt de poisin parts)
Q..?
Q….Aiz givs up on dat wun too
Rockfish
Salmon
Trout
W….?
Quartered scallops. (is dat cheetin?)
Razor clams
Steemed dumplins (fer a change o’pace)
Toro makki (or turtles, iffn yer neer a turtlol farm, like abov)
Udon noodles
V… (we allowin vegebalarian types of sushi?)
WASABI!
XTRA WASABI!
Yellowfin
Zebrafish.
Ta-da!
v can be vary nommy pfishie!!
GINORMOUSE t-storm(s) heer!!!
…oh…and…uh…oh, noez…SPLOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!
OHNOES! OOBARK Splorted agin! Gots to gets you a neue bathin’cap dat fits ober yer owl-ears, OOBARK.
Until den, (grabs CCC an wheels ober to OOBARK -screee!)
skoops up brains – genly pats dem back in place (pat, pat, pat)
cobers wit owlfeathers an’ glue dem down gud!
Epoxy! Check.
Duck tape! Check.
Bazzooka Joe Bubbly gum! Check.
Noo floofy blankie fur wrappin up in an’ chokklit mausies fur nibblin’.
Hope you feelin’ better soonest!
ZOMG! Bazooka Joe bubbblol gum! Taht taeks me waaaaaaay bak!
Mee, too. Gots it in mi haer so muchly when I was a lil gurl
from blowin de big bubblols . Ony way to gets it owt is wit sissors.
my mommy uzeded peanut butter
I dint say my MOMMY used de sissors.
Like it? 
(‘magine 8-yr old wit NO Bangs, chewin gum and blowin bubbles)
Gabe myself dis haarcut.
adn lukked much lyk dat tew!!!
layte fanks, 3LK. Aye be habing a bad caes ub teh splorts todai.
Noo prooblem OOBARK. I wuz waitin’ to cee yu bak heer afore I say G’nite.
I has eerly wurk tomorrey, so hasto go beddy-bye soon.
Luk! I mayde yu dis pressent. (Shows a bran-new baffin’ cap
wit owl sil-o-wets aginst de moon onnit) Itz got lil’ triangl darts fur yur ears!
(Kinda lik Catwomman’s hood)
Nao yu kin looks at awl de CUTE ICHC kittehs, and keeps yer braynes in yer hed,
wer dey belongs.
(((Hugs OOBARK)))
WASABI?!Dat’d burn yore lil nose kitteh!:(
(Ai not tryin ta be rood or nuffin)
No roodness ‘roun here. Leestways, not much. We-alls here to habs fun.
I LUBS de wasabi. I no. Dat’s not a Sutthin ting. I pushin’ out de walls o’ my charamacter here, but I do lubs it. Hot an’ tingly on de tong. schweet wit de pikkled ginjer. Salty wit de sooy sauces. All de flavvers mixzt togezzer. YUM!
Granet, I woodna giv it to my kittehs on dere gooshifuds. Pleh!
I sorree
I LUFF havin fun here!:-) I a transplantid Suthin hoomin.I usedta liff in Noo Yawk.But I liffs in Flahriduh nao.
Frends?
Abbsoluutely frens. I has had SO much funs todai chattin wit de Cheezpeeps
‘roun here. Gots to go bak tu wurk tommorry, dough. (sigh) so’s Iz prolly go bak
tu lurkin’agin.
Dis muss beez eevurr
Caturday oarz Fankkzgibbeengz
feest for kewt Kitteh
So mutch fudz 2 eetz.
Dis iz awllmoast az gud az
joossee Cheezburgr!
Kitteh muss habz beez
dubbill-pluss ekkstra gud 4
sutch a splenndidz feest
Aroamz swirl andz
teez Kitteh tayst budz. Duz nawt
knoez wayr 2 beeginn
Jack.
Anodder WIN fur Jack-de-poet! Thankee Jack.
Yu ‘minds me ov my fren, his name also Jack, also rites de poems. AM/PM Alldetyme.
I haben’t scene him in meeny moons, do. Sumtimes I wunner whut he’s up to. (’bout five-nine, he wud say!)
kyoooot! *____*
Oh Oh, Where did goggie go?
How’s my cooking? Dial 1-800-eat shitake.
How did you get a cat in the restaurant? O_o Dat’s wild, mon.
Kitteh sez “ariGATO!”
Ai fink kitteh iz apetaizhr.. :O
dis table kloth is filthy!
dis stain, let me show u it.
little does kitteh know but he is about to be eating his cousins.
Cute girl. Lucky cat! (The food AND the girl!)
yes kitteh. you can has allz of it.
Ai wil shaerz teh fud wif mai pretty ayzian frend. See, ai ar a niec kitteh…
I’m having a hard time deciding who’s cuter, the girl or the kitty? I’m sure it’s the kitty, but you have to admit it’s a close call.
I know, I know… She’s purty.
omg dis iz 2 cuet gais
Dat r juss flat owt addorubbull.
Fud b4 drk gud?
say wutt?
drk berforre fud iz bettur… ur meta…meto…. u become slim!
Sorry. In reference to Gremlins. That cat looks like one.
Call the police!
Just look teh kitteh’s expression.. kyooooot.
o mai. kyoot ayzin gurl. ware dis kitteh joo all be tawkin’ ’bout?
o mai. very kyoot ayzin gurl. ware dis kitteh joo all be tolkin’ ’bout?
As much as I talk to my dogs and such…
It really hurts to read lolspeak in the comments.
Guess we better all change.
moar funny pictures
ahaha. that cat is lucky
Iz efurrybuddee seein teh irunee dis pikchur be havin’?
kitteh can saves fud for KThanxgiving!!
That has to be the happiest cat I’ve ever seen.
Mom? Dad? Iz that u?
adorablz!
I will say the only different thing…
That girl is seriously cute!
eevn teh strawz twistz ahl kyoot
Did anyone else see this picture then almost faint?
The chick is f’n hawt. The cat is kinda cute too =O
I feel like a cat at the table isn’t very sanitary
No kitty, your next on the menu!
just fallen in love for the chick
NOe! dat not for U dat iz YU!
very sweet and pretty girl. LOL
Hey get yer pussy off the table!