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I can’t hear U!
Corn graters, Teasel2 haow wud u liek 2 sillybrate?
Tanks, Annipuss! Dis is mai nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!
Lets c…..hummmm….iced tea, I tink (is warm heer 2)…an scones wiff strawberries jam an whippee crem. For dansez, prollee da waltz, agin…nize an slow.
Dat iz eksitin 2 get ur nawt sekkond nawt sekkond Dubbul corn graters in dat cayse! Iz warm in TTI fur a change!
I ben luckee, I guess. I hab been in TTI elebenty minus 8 times (minus 7 iffin u kount Irelands) an has had mostly bewtious weadder!
Thx 4 da double congrats!
I made freesh scones…I gibe u sum. *gibes Anni freesh scones*
ai haz nebber ben tew TTI.
oo! ai kan haz fresh skone?
Ub course! I made enuf for eberyones!
*puts ginormous plate out, piles it high wiff scones*
Come an get dem!
Ai sea nobudy gived u ur waltz yet.
Here. Iz nawt slow, but iz pretty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaU0nzfkNBY
Dta wuz beyewtiful! Thx so mush BGee.
Datz jus how I luk when I waltz!
Dat luks jus like me 2!!
if u add a few pounds
an wrinkles
an draggin lef foot
an a few more pounds
(Doan tell anwoun, but mii 2, IRL)
*snerk*
Ai wont tell aaaaanybody. Ai promis
*grabs gyhugic playt ov skonez*
NNNNOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!11!1!
Hey, yur sposed 2 share!
Wel, iffin you lik em dat mush, I’ll jus mak moar.
*stir stir stir*
*pat pat pat*
*cut cut cut*
*putz in2 da EZ Bake oben 4 elebentee minuts*
Heer u goes!
Moar 4 eberywun (sept u, werdycnan–you’v had enuf, aifinkso.)
NNNOOOOOOOEEESSS!!!
*grabs gyhugic playt agin*
NNNOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
*burp!* deeelishush! lol, ai kan haz moar?
I’m happee u lik dem sooooo mush, but reely, Werdy, show sum restraint!
OK, heers wii go agin:
*stir stir stir*
*pat pat pat*
*cut cut cut*
*putz in2 da EZ Bake oben 4 elebentee minuts*
Heer u goes!
Moar 4 eberywun (dey r inna seakrit hiddie plaze dat wii mus keep seakrt frum Werdy.)
Heer Werdy, u kan has 2 moar an dats awl oar u bees sickee, afinkso.)
tew moar gyhugic playt-fullz?!
*grabs gyhugic playt*
NNNOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!1111!
lol! Wun moar tew go! lol!
Iz laffin, but I doan noes why!
**
I’m kallin Da CCC an habbin yur stomak pumped!
No moar scones! (septing for eberywun else cuz Werdy hasn’t found the sekrit hiddy plaze..)
naow Werdy, would nancy drew hide the scones of nomminess from the cheezpeeps?
Ai finkso we wil hab tu stump werdy’s pumik. hoo new she wuz sush a liddul piggy?
ai rezint taht remark! *ai sez az ai liks gooey skone stuff offa mai fays*
Fanks fur teh scones. They r nom nom nommy.
Congratumlashuns, teasel2!
Yur wellkom!
Oh, an tanks 4 da congrats!
wayt! hao did Romeow git a skone? lol!
OOOh! didyu putz a jam fumprint inem? nom!
I didz! Careful of Werdy, or yur share ob da scones mite b tooken!
an is dere…
…is dere…
(afraid to ask cuz znsur mite b no)
Klottid kreem?
I hazznt had klottid kreem sinse i wuz in TTI in 1994!
I lubs teh klottid kreemz!!!
Yesh der iz!! I lub da klottid kreem 2!! I ackshoelly wented 2 a tee partie 2 weeks ago an we had da klottid kreem! Nawt as gud as u get in TTI, cuz it was inna jar frum da nom-nom store, but also cheeper dan a trip to Engerland.
i needz a nom-nom store wif klotted kreem. I luks ebrywhere for it, but is diffikult in teh US. I lukking foar a reskilpee to maek my owm.
oooooh ! teasel2 n smacky ! u guize ! google
“brit foods in-line” uwill find mannee manee co’s
dat sell da brit fuds 4 uz in murika (inkludink da
“klottid kreme!) daiz deelishius n nutrishius !
Yay! Sparkysmom 2 da rescue!
nomnomnomnom
o hai teasel2!
conga ratz fur becomung nawt-sekund, well iz a bit late on congragulashing u….swwy
its OKay, Hashim! I noes u were sleepin.
Thx!
Ooh! I likes de skones n klotted creem, two. ‘Minds me of Oor-eau 2002
I wuz ober dere wit mine hubster. SOOOO mush fun! Fuzzy-fuzball.
GOAAAAAL!
Klotted creem is EZ to mak, ifn u hab sum cheezcloth.
Her iz de recipei:
1 C. HVY creem. NOT de non-dairry typ, unlessen yu is dairry-intolerable.
2 TBS. powwdered comfectioner’s sugar.
Mixes.
Puts de cheezcloth inna funneller, ober a bol.
Pours de creem inna cheezcloth, fol ends ober, and put all in fridg
obernite. Im morgen, it shoul drain ow some wasser, and you
has thickenedd creem fur yur scones.
Oh, ya – takes 2-3 layers ob cheezcloth. Elss de creem jus runs out
inna bowl.
Hi smacky -
Mai cukbuk fer Biskits an Skones (I boughted it in Cananananada) sez dat yu maeks clotted creme bai taking de heviest creem you can getz, an adding ’bout 1 tsp / cup ub lemin joos. An den you lets it sit, clothsed but not reeferigerated, fer 2-5 dais. I maeded sum scones wid strawber-berri jam an clotted creems fer de kidlets at skool to sillybrate “Kultur Dai” an gotted manee ree-kwests fer de ress-i-pee frun deh pear-ants (an frum 1 kidlet hoo cooks).
Hazn’t got ennee mannerz
sure, bad ones
.
same way I’m in shape, round is a shape
I can has whisky in mine cuppa koffee *hic!*?
Hao bout sum Bailys Irish Cream fur ur coffee?
Or mebee sum Godiva liquor?
Boff r nommy.
Godiva liquor?………..oh….oh ohhh………..oh my
*swoons*
Iz az gud as u fink it will b.
Gibs stagehanddan a whiff ov Godiva liquor to revive him.
Heer – try it!
*sip* hmmmmm
(into cawfee cup) *glug glug glug* three glugs is a measurement in the TLAR method of cooking.
*swirl X 3* *sip sssiiiiippp*
.
oh my, my my my, my my oh me my. dat’s guuuud!
Mebee before u goes to bed tonight,
u can hab some Godiva on teh roks wif a liddle cream?
Sweet dreams…
gotta be careful with it for now, gotta run a spotlight later, then drive 45 miles home.
.
rats, just realized that tomorrow the liquor stores’ll be closed. Taint fair, habbin a cravin’ flung on me and not habbin a way to rektyfy eet.
Well den, SHD, u better nawt reed dis.
I juss looked, and nao Godiva habs 4 flavors.
I gab u teh original, but nao dey hab milk choklit, white choklit, and mokka.
OMG. I habs to tri teh milk choklit.
that’s it, come monday morning I’ll be at the liquor store chewin’ at the glass on de front door.
I made u sum Godiva truffles wif teh liquor.
*hands SHD box ov truffles*
Doan wurry, I wore rubba glubs when I rolled dem, to keeps teh white hair out.
most gruuveyy
wut kined ub plais yu libz wif no likkur stoarz opun awn sunnyday? Dat iz jus plane medi evil.
texas
Saem wif Indiana. No likker storez opin on teh Lection day neever.
Yesh. Wehn I moved frum Indiana to California, I wuz stunned
dat u cud bai likkur on Sunday. I fot wuz dat wai ebbreyware
in US!
How do u do dat face dat moves wits so cool!
R u swoonin cuz a nekkid lady brots it?
git outta mai hed. *cheesy grin*
.
it’s a fantasy I know, but it’s MAI fantasy.
I’m gone!
Da oily firemenz r mai fantasy!
tell ya whut, add one oily fyrewimminz and ya gotta deel.
U gotz it
Wait! What waz da deal??
a great deal of oil-ed hotness inna fyrepeeps get-up.
OKai–as long az u haz the ALL da wimminz an I hab onlee da menz…I gotted konfussed der 4 a minute about wear all the oily fire people were goin!
hopefuwley not into da fyre… cuz… u noes… oil an fyre… not so good combined acshuleh
buts… wud u mebeh hab one fyremen fur me 2?
Ob corse!! Enuf fyremenz 4 eberybuddy!
Yur rite ’bout da oyl an the fyre…..fymenz culd get….fryed!
No can haz dat!
I’ll hav da baylee’s plz!!
jk i no can has
But, is gud to teh vary last drop!
Hoo eber heared of a mices teeparty?
Hoo hazn’t?
Hippeee hooray, Teasel2! Nawt sekkond nawt sekkond (nawt seccond squared?) is sooper! Betcha I noz where dese mowses spent der winter…keepin warm in my garage all nuzzled in floofy goggie fur. Ick ;>(
An habbin liddle mousie tee parties!
*
Thx, an hab sum scones. Oh, an ders dansen, 2.
Here’s Doris Day wit Tea for Two
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnM7hFQnWk&feature=related
Purrfect bakgrownd mewsik 4 da tee partee!
Yup. De eveedinse of gud noms at mowses tee party was der. Ick-ick again!!
Here’s a teeparty with Kittehs. Dis stucks in mai hed sumtymes.
uh… heer
uh… here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWrUykkc-bs
10Q tookatze. Loverlee. Bin meny yeers cents ai wached Sesame Street wif mi kitlin. I members thet tea party fondlee. Oops…earworm stuck in mi hed now.
Dormices in Alice im Wunderland. (((SNORE!)))
Waste nawt, want nawt.
*SLUUUUUURRRRPPP*
iz famlee pikshur.
We r familee
We r all juss heer drinking tea…
ai getz rspe fur LI tea fur anni ( problee con tu bed naow) but stil dont noze wy iz no tea init. maibe iz nawt maturz?
u no hab sens uv humoor!
Moi?
noes – not you! the wun hambstur whoz commplainin to deh odder.
Thx! Hab a scone!
tank u – i lubs scones!
Bad manners r almoss az bad as no monies.
That bringz the lolz!
HALP! MAH FAYS IZ STUCK IN TEH TEACUP!
Dat’s wat u gets fur cooing round atta tee partee.
I hopes u lernt a lesson.
kin u plz taek ur ell bows off teh taybul?
Adn ur butz. Tehy is litle, but tehy iz still . . . u kno
An hoo noes wear der liddle feetzies hab ben!
Dey hab alwais been juss below mah ankles.
Ware hab urs been?
@@@@@@@
WIN Romeow., Hab a scone, anee way u lks it.
Iz der still a scone 4 me? Mebbe wif some marmalaaad and lots of butteh?
Ob cours! Jus watch owt for Werdy.
Oh, youse iz safe 4 da moment..Werdyz stomak is gittin pumped.
Confused…I haz it. Who (what??) is Werdy?
C abuv, waaaay abuv. Werdycnan lub da scones sew mus s/he keeps steelin dem! I had to kall CCC 2 fix da stomick ake dat resulted!
***
BTW, DK123, Kan u take care ob handen awot da scones as neccs…..ness…..as needed? I mus go eat mii bery late lunch or earli din-din. An mak da samphewl kard 4 monday.
k,thx,an bai eberywuns!
be careful, LCB will want the oil-ed fyremens back, some time or the other.
Iz keepin wun no madder how mus she begs!
Yaaaaahhhhhhhwwwwwnnnn! Iz had a most wunnerful nap. Perfek thing 4 Saturday afternoon. Now awake and read about Werdy and de scones! Oh my! Did evryyboddy else hoo want wun, have plenty?
Ohai, diva, Werdycnan iz owr yung gurl sloof, Iz aslo none az N1 IP.
but ai iz extendin mai pinkee! just lyke yew told mee tew!
Pinky up! Pinky up!
GMTA!
LOL datz da shizzle in the nizzle?
“Hmmmf…. doesn’t smell like poo.”
Tabul mannerz. I has them (……..not)
Hao can tablus hab mannerz?
Dey r innatt…inatom…dey r juss fings.
Dey hab a raddur wooden mannur.
@@@@@!
The Dawn Key kicks it outta teh park!
*digs durt wiff toe anna stoopeh grin*
“SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!”
Next… On Antiques Roadshow
Dems cups ony wor’ 3 cents ea. Hamsters fur free.
I didn’t think Hillary and Obama were going to debate anymore.
Tea makes strange bed fellows.
Depends on what you mixes with the tea!
(goes to see if any mind-bleach left)
McCain waz invited, but he’s takin a nap onna couch instead.
nd let owld dawgz lie.
I’m embarassing U?
U didn’t eben brush ur fur before going out tonight.
but datz a mohawk on mah back!
itz fashun!
I doan care who’s rong or right
I doan really wanna fight no more.
Let’s sleep on it tonite
I doan really wanna fight no more…
new capshun “Plz, Jus Once, can u nawt b decint an show sum mannerz? Ebbryones lookin at uz!” …..I feels like poor hamham ebby times i goes out wif bf….no table mannerz.
Poor zelkina, hims didn’t pay tenshion to hims Momcat when she tried to teech hims to b a gud boi at teh tabul.
Mebee next tiem u fink ov dis pikshure and laff a liddle?
Stoopy bf. Why dey gotta eats like a hammy?
Bee sure an leev sum on ur plate fur Miss Mannerz.
Tea time wif
Goofus and Gallant
Show of hands: Who else old enouff to remember these guys?
(Hand up, waving)
*waves hoof*
Six paws inna air. Sorta kinda remmemers someting ’bout dem. Sometime.
crap i datud mysef agin
no big deel, I do dat regularly.
.
.
.
*snurt*
u funneh.
yeah, but I can’t trade on my looks forever. Ya know?
O, cool! I wuz juss finkin ub same joke! I wuz finkin bowt sayin, “Butt
looks rnt evvrfing! Mah daddeh sayz dat.
GMTA!
I sed butt looks.
heh heh
heh heh
that would depend upon yer haredoo, right
Ai wish ai wuz phunny…pleh! Goodnight, all.
one of the things about funneh, ya can’t force it. Kinda like art (pick yer form of expression), it’s gotta flow on it’s own. Iffen ya try to force it, it can fall flat on ya. Or at least it has for me.
Troo, butt ai’ve seen plenty uv phunny stuff heer frum yew.
…sigh…how many wifes look at this one and say “yah, funny. Ha, ha.”
And husbans look and say “whut?”
*snurt*
Mi hubster say “niiiiice” all ‘castic liek.
Dat sown like mah sarcasticull son!
Prolly. Hubster, hees still a chil’ at hart. An mind. An toys.
Yew can lead a dawn key to wawt her…butt…
‘Kay. I jus got dat. dawn key = donkey. *snurt at self*
Here was tinkin’ of Dawn, de lil’ sister on Buffy. She wus de KEY, right?
jus’ mai li’l affectionate spelling of Kafleen’s alter ego, 3LK…no worries.
I is wurried.
noe knead tew worry, as per haour discustion, mai fren.
?
Anyhoo, seems teh dawn key is grazing sumwear, sew eye’ll sai gudnite naow, during a lull in teh t-storms here. Sleep well, eberywun, an’ happy hoofy-hoof-hoof-hoofy-hoof dreams…yew kno hoo yew aer.
gud nite oobark!!
sleep tight!!
dont let da basement cat bite!
EXCELLENT!
SUM-buddy lef his manners in teh odder cayj…
Din’t ur mama teech u any mannerz? Taek l’il sips! Uze a strah!
Ai jus kant tekyu enywhare.
*SIGH*
Sooooo cute!
MEN!!! Kan’t live with em, kan’t live …
Hay! I resemble that re…wait…ai r an owl…never mind.
Hay this is da bomb! I jus dove hamsers dare so kewl!
: – D
; – )
oooops
rong wons
The hammys so cute!
go dem!
KAFLEEN HOW DO U DO DAT!