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I can’t hear U!
Corn graters, Teasel2 haow wud u liek 2 sillybrate?
Tanks, Annipuss! Dis is mai nawt sekkond nawt sekkond!
Lets c…..hummmm….iced tea, I tink (is warm heer 2)…an scones wiff strawberries jam an whippee crem. For dansez, prollee da waltz, agin…nize an slow.
Dat iz eksitin 2 get ur nawt sekkond nawt sekkond Dubbul corn graters in dat cayse! Iz warm in TTI fur a change!
I ben luckee, I guess. I hab been in TTI elebenty minus 8 times (minus 7 iffin u kount Irelands) an has had mostly bewtious weadder!
Thx 4 da double congrats!
I made freesh scones…I gibe u sum. *gibes Anni freesh scones*
ai haz nebber ben tew TTI.
oo! ai kan haz fresh skone?
Ub course! I made enuf for eberyones!
*puts ginormous plate out, piles it high wiff scones*
Come an get dem!
Ai sea nobudy gived u ur waltz yet.
Here. Iz nawt slow, but iz pretty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaU0nzfkNBY
Dta wuz beyewtiful! Thx so mush BGee.
Datz jus how I luk when I waltz!
Dat luks jus like me 2!!
if u add a few pounds
an wrinkles
an draggin lef foot
an a few more pounds
(Doan tell anwoun, but mii 2, IRL)
*snerk*
Ai wont tell aaaaanybody. Ai promis
*grabs gyhugic playt ov skonez*
NNNNOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!11!1!
Hey, yur sposed 2 share!
Wel, iffin you lik em dat mush, I’ll jus mak moar.
*stir stir stir*
*pat pat pat*
*cut cut cut*
*putz in2 da EZ Bake oben 4 elebentee minuts*
Heer u goes!
Moar 4 eberywun (sept u, werdycnan–you’v had enuf, aifinkso.)
NNNOOOOOOOEEESSS!!!
*grabs gyhugic playt agin*
NNNOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
*burp!* deeelishush! lol, ai kan haz moar?
I’m happee u lik dem sooooo mush, but reely, Werdy, show sum restraint!
OK, heers wii go agin:
*stir stir stir*
*pat pat pat*
*cut cut cut*
*putz in2 da EZ Bake oben 4 elebentee minuts*
Heer u goes!
Moar 4 eberywun (dey r inna seakrit hiddie plaze dat wii mus keep seakrt frum Werdy.)
Heer Werdy, u kan has 2 moar an dats awl oar u bees sickee, afinkso.)
tew moar gyhugic playt-fullz?!
*grabs gyhugic playt*
NNNOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!1111!
lol! Wun moar tew go! lol!
Iz laffin, but I doan noes why!
**
I’m kallin Da CCC an habbin yur stomak pumped!
No moar scones! (septing for eberywun else cuz Werdy hasn’t found the sekrit hiddy plaze..)
naow Werdy, would nancy drew hide the scones of nomminess from the cheezpeeps?
Ai finkso we wil hab tu stump werdy’s pumik. hoo new she wuz sush a liddul piggy?
ai rezint taht remark! *ai sez az ai liks gooey skone stuff offa mai fays*
Fanks fur teh scones. They r nom nom nommy.
Congratumlashuns, teasel2!
Yur wellkom!
Oh, an tanks 4 da congrats!
wayt! hao did Romeow git a skone? lol!
OOOh! didyu putz a jam fumprint inem? nom!
I didz! Careful of Werdy, or yur share ob da scones mite b tooken!
an is dere…
…is dere…
(afraid to ask cuz znsur mite b no)
Klottid kreem?
I hazznt had klottid kreem sinse i wuz in TTI in 1994!
I lubs teh klottid kreemz!!!
Yesh der iz!! I lub da klottid kreem 2!! I ackshoelly wented 2 a tee partie 2 weeks ago an we had da klottid kreem! Nawt as gud as u get in TTI, cuz it was inna jar frum da nom-nom store, but also cheeper dan a trip to Engerland.
i needz a nom-nom store wif klotted kreem. I luks ebrywhere for it, but is diffikult in teh US. I lukking foar a reskilpee to maek my owm.
oooooh ! teasel2 n smacky ! u guize ! google
“brit foods in-line” uwill find mannee manee co’s
dat sell da brit fuds 4 uz in murika (inkludink da
“klottid kreme!) daiz deelishius n nutrishius !
Yay! Sparkysmom 2 da rescue!
nomnomnomnom
o hai teasel2!
conga ratz fur becomung nawt-sekund, well iz a bit late on congragulashing u….swwy
its OKay, Hashim! I noes u were sleepin.
Thx!
Ooh! I likes de skones n klotted creem, two. ‘Minds me of Oor-eau 2002
I wuz ober dere wit mine hubster. SOOOO mush fun! Fuzzy-fuzball.
GOAAAAAL!
Klotted creem is EZ to mak, ifn u hab sum cheezcloth.
Her iz de recipei:
1 C. HVY creem. NOT de non-dairry typ, unlessen yu is dairry-intolerable.
2 TBS. powwdered comfectioner’s sugar.
Mixes.
Puts de cheezcloth inna funneller, ober a bol.
Pours de creem inna cheezcloth, fol ends ober, and put all in fridg
obernite. Im morgen, it shoul drain ow some wasser, and you
has thickenedd creem fur yur scones.
Oh, ya - takes 2-3 layers ob cheezcloth. Elss de creem jus runs out
inna bowl.
Hi smacky -
Mai cukbuk fer Biskits an Skones (I boughted it in Cananananada) sez dat yu maeks clotted creme bai taking de heviest creem you can getz, an adding ’bout 1 tsp / cup ub lemin joos. An den you lets it sit, clothsed but not reeferigerated, fer 2-5 dais. I maeded sum scones wid strawber-berri jam an clotted creems fer de kidlets at skool to sillybrate “Kultur Dai” an gotted manee ree-kwests fer de ress-i-pee frun deh pear-ants (an frum 1 kidlet hoo cooks).
Hazn’t got ennee mannerz
sure, bad ones
.
same way I’m in shape, round is a shape
I can has whisky in mine cuppa koffee *hic!*?
Hao bout sum Bailys Irish Cream fur ur coffee?
Or mebee sum Godiva liquor?
Boff r nommy.
Godiva liquor?………..oh….oh ohhh………..oh my
*swoons*
Iz az gud as u fink it will b.
Gibs stagehanddan a whiff ov Godiva liquor to revive him.
Heer - try it!
*sip* hmmmmm
(into cawfee cup) *glug glug glug* three glugs is a measurement in the TLAR method of cooking.
*swirl X 3* *sip sssiiiiippp*
.
oh my, my my my, my my oh me my. dat’s guuuud!
Mebee before u goes to bed tonight,
u can hab some Godiva on teh roks wif a liddle cream?
Sweet dreams…
gotta be careful with it for now, gotta run a spotlight later, then drive 45 miles home.
.
rats, just realized that tomorrow the liquor stores’ll be closed. Taint fair, habbin a cravin’ flung on me and not habbin a way to rektyfy eet.
Well den, SHD, u better nawt reed dis.
I juss looked, and nao Godiva habs 4 flavors.
I gab u teh original, but nao dey hab milk choklit, white choklit, and mokka.
OMG. I habs to tri teh milk choklit.
that’s it, come monday morning I’ll be at the liquor store chewin’ at the glass on de front door.
I made u sum Godiva truffles wif teh liquor.
*hands SHD box ov truffles*
Doan wurry, I wore rubba glubs when I rolled dem, to keeps teh white hair out.
most gruuveyy
wut kined ub plais yu libz wif no likkur stoarz opun awn sunnyday? Dat iz jus plane medi evil.
texas
Saem wif Indiana. No likker storez opin on teh Lection day neever.
Yesh. Wehn I moved frum Indiana to California, I wuz stunned
dat u cud bai likkur on Sunday. I fot wuz dat wai ebbreyware
in US!
R u swoonin cuz a nekkid lady brots it?
git outta mai hed. *cheesy grin*
.
it’s a fantasy I know, but it’s MAI fantasy.
I’m gone!
Da oily firemenz r mai fantasy!
tell ya whut, add one oily fyrewimminz and ya gotta deel.
U gotz it
Wait! What waz da deal??
a great deal of oil-ed hotness inna fyrepeeps get-up.