ok fine.
ok fine. OMG iz snake. scaree. run for life. happee nowz?
we can do a betteh skared of snake impreshun.
picture: Lynn. lol caption: zemarkable
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AngelPlume on I haz a mad. brian9212 on I haz a mad. AngelPlume on I haz a mad. eeckthecat on I haz a mad. BOM_MOMME on I haz a mad. 4point5kittehs on I haz a mad. 4point5kittehs on I haz a mad. sweetpea on I haz a mad. AngelPlume on I haz a mad. sweetpea on I haz a mad. AngelPlume on I haz a mad. sweetpea on I haz a mad. annipuss on I haz a mad. Maus on I haz a mad. Upfi on I don’t do “Get it…
we can haz cheezburger naow?
Lukks liek we got us a tye! haow shall we sillybrate?
iz veri hawt heer, mebbe a icee drinkie naow and danz laytr? whut wud u liek?
Mutch teh saem, thx – iz berry hawt an humid heer (Lunnon, TTI)
i iz in slat laek, in der US west!
It iz problee hawter ware u aer, but Ai’m nawt yoost 2 heet! 80 iz 2 hawt fur me.
Ohai der!! I hijax dis thred, kthx…..
from SAMS: “Maus neds to leeds a sekrit of NIMH operations to bring me a lappytop wif teh why-fie. To cheezpeeps n no kyoot kittes foar days! Also tummy hasn’t let teh solid food stay down yet so I may be here an extra day or two.
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MAUS!!
Git on dis rite awai!! Muzz send kompootar!!
Blair room 2317 / UCLA Medical Center / Los Angeles California 90095
Duz we haz enny kompooterfaeryz in da hows??
–Elfi
oh, an’ wud sumwun pliz to has a talk abowt stressin’ out teh lady in teh hosspitul?? She tellz hur husbear’s-mom that the new Batman movie is too adult for her four-year-old cublets…. and teh gramma taeks dem anyway.
Why yes, dat’s JUST exakly whut she musta meant when she sed “No dey shud nawt see dat, is too adult foar dem.”
Sumwun pliz to bring a 2×4 board along wif a laptawp? Kthxbai!!
Big 2×4 to bonk gamma onna hed! Lik army muul. I iz closeby to UKLA but no has lappytop. Nursies alla time playin onna comuters at night, shoppin an stuf. Mebbe makem share!
Pls 2 send SAMS mai best wishis 4 fuds 2 stai ware dey shud.
Here’s a getz well greetin fur u SAMS.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1635734
Ohai,{{{{{ anni}}}}] maibe it wuz awn prebyus fred abowt fancy drinkeez. Ai luk up but maibe iz tu lait fur tudai: oh fur gunus saikz. wp just drank the long island tea. start obur.
Long Island Ice Tea: equal parts rum, gin, vodka, triple sec, lemon juice , orange juice, dash of cola in tall glass of ice. Notice: no tea!
Blue Hawaii: 1 oz. sweet&sour mix, 1 1/2 oz pineapple juice, 1 oz. light rum, 3/4 oz. blue curacao. Garnish with orchid.
Both are very tasty but will knock you on yur but.
haoz abowt a shlushee or a miwkshaek, giez?
mmm bowth iz gud (but nawt togedder)
dat wud be mush pleh.
ahem
badger badger badger
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
(stoopy…)
Ah! itz a snaek!
Abouts 90 minutz too layte.
oh, taht’s ok, kan never haz too much badgerbadgerbadger
Ai’ll plai ur stoopie gaem
but onee ef i can haz gusheefud
onLee…
Duz dat need 2 be sed? Kittehz ownlee do fings iffn der iz gusheefud az riward!
or deh nip!
I can has http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com ?
Ahh!! SNAKE!!
Ooooh…dat gibbed me da hed ake
Sorry. My prescriptshun: Take two kitteh and rubz them on ur hed.
Ai onlee habs one…but ai’ll tri dat. **hed bonkz* mai Zipper kitteh. Datz bedder. Tanks fur da prez krib shun. Ai dint kno yu waz a doktor.
hee mus no dr tinycat!
Not a doktor, but I playz wun on teh teevee, and with next door girl when I was a small boy.
If u onlee habs wun kitteh, just duble teh tymes u rubz him on ur hed.
WIN!!!
Nawt sekkund ting a tawt when Ai seed teh saikey.
Crud. SNAIKEY. Stoopy fingerz nawt werking today. ‘Course, teh rest of me aresent either.
dint ebun notis…mi i’s filld it n…
dat iz hilareus!! duz it ever end???
That will b grate werkout on teh minitramp
music 4 me!!
ho hummmm… whut iz ur nexzt fancee trick?
dat seemz jus lyk wut dis cat mus b thnkin..
he loox lyk a vary pashunt kitteh adn dat
he putz up wif alotz frum dis jokur …
Yay fer Anni an JK2K.. luks lyke a twin nawt-sekond!
snake looks cute.kitteh also finks it harmless.
watch owt kitteh, iz a Maus in snakes clotheeng!
ya could be one
Mai kittehs offen dis impurressed wid tois ai bring dem….speshallee spensive toiz.
*spritz kitteh wif scents ov humor*
See how funny it iz nao, kitteh?
kitteh stil nawt imprezd
and hee smellz funny, 2.
Kitteh says “Wanna see sumpfing scaree? Watch me put 4 red stripes down ur arm.”
win!
Dat wuz a grate remake!! oooh, neow i
wanna watch it…wher iz it??
*hey pretteh Romeow kitteh*
i saw Hancock yetturday wif 13yrolboicat,
adn we luvvd it…still cant bleeve taht wuz
charleez tharun…she looxd so diffrint
than she did in aeon flux…o bla bla…
I kno, kitteh.
Iz hard to pretend to be scared ov a plush toy.
Doan b so hard on ur hoomins. They r doin teh best dey can.
at leest itz nawt a klown. those r skeery.
ooh yesh! adn chucky almos ruind it
fur dollz tew!!
ohai romeow. ur las clawment sownds like my blacky kitteh. bad cattitude… he has it.
i meen d one bowt scrachees.
yur cyoot queenbee999
*whispurrz, if yu clik on teh reply to this
comment right under wut peeps say, fur
xample..romeow…den wut u sed is rite
dare undur dem…sumwarez..*
bweev it oar nawt, percycat, i acshuly new dat.
mie clawment jus dint shew up in da rite plais. fanx foar da frenly advise doh!
y iz kittacatz soo kul – dey meebee kings und queenz of du kool
I can bats stoopy snake into next week now?
Braiv cat iz braiv.
pussycat is nonplussed.
wud rather bii in Yakima.
Liek moi.
Tiem tew swim afore teh otter frenz get heer.
{{{schmoo tew yewawl}}}
Iz this teh Big GetTogetherInYakima taht has been on teh news lately; crowds of elebenties of thousands esspected, exta seecurity in place, t-shirt vendors doing a roaring bizness, brass bands marching dawn teh abenoos, … ?
.
or maybe it wuz an otter wun.
Ohai PdB!
hmmm, cut bii otter wun
Cuz dis wuz maybee nawt onna newz sew mutch, an wii dinnawt haev t-shurt vendrz, but wii did get tew see seberal cheez frenz & 3 feral kittehs! wuz very very nize visit!
Wii shud goe aun tuer.
did WP eatid my commint, PdB? wuz shore Ai leftid yew wun.
Ohai, {{{{{{SMOm}}}}} Iz it da big cheez-meeet? can maik samij wif it? ai’l hab slami nd provolone. k thx bai.
Hoo awl caim ? pls tu tel us awl da funz yu habbing.
lol {{{Ohai gwgs!}}}
wii axshully HAD slami n peproni, but teh cheez wuz cheddr n monnerayjack… provo lone wudda bin nyce, tew.
Wuz mutch fun!
Wuz jamamakitty & cweenmj & altosinger & panther & pamkiwican & me & two goggiez, wun boifren, & tew grlz. That’s ebberywun, Ai finkso.
teh funny part wuz me & grlz n jamama & mj whir walkin round teh are bore eat um, an Ai spyd a liddil paf tween sum rox anna trii. Bein az I am gelologist, Ai haz a big curious an tellz jamama “I haz to go”
So I am splorin teh liddil paf… an mai grlz pop arounda roc…
“yew done yet?” azkz Liddil.
“Dun wut?” sez Ai
“yore fren said yew wuz goin tinkle”
“WUT?!?!?”
Haz tew splain, noe… juzt had tew goe SII, nawt p.
:rolls:
wuz funny axshully. wii gelologizts are sumwut odd, but Ai wudden ‘go’ taht far!
Ai kin ets de stoopy snaik fer brekkus!
Non, nom, nom…pleh!!1!! Dis knat reel snaikee! Plush is diskustin!
Troo storee:
A sine sez:
“Come be a volunteer!
Free snakes!”
.
.
It wuz suppost to say ’snaks.’ nao tehy gives awey free snakes wif teh free snaks.
uphail @ captioning
OMGWTFBBQ … iz a snake. Get in teh car!
No, wait.
Get in teh …
Aeroplane
Batmobile
Car (natch)
Dogsled (mush, goggies!!)
E …
Edsel
Firetruck
Gas hog
Helicopter
I …
Eleeevatur
Fancy auto
Goat Cart
Heleechopper….
Indian Chief (motorcycle)
Jeepnee
Kneeboard (behind da boat)
Longboard (onna surf)
M..
Monorail
Nascar
Olimpik bobsled
Potato sak
Qween mothurz harse drawn carrij
R…
Rollerskates
Sailboat
TGV
Underwaterseeboat
V…
Vokzwagun
Willyz nite
x-car-go
y
Van
Wheheheee mobile
Xylofone
Yakuzi
Zeppelin
Izunt Yakuzi teh Japanese mafia? Or sumfin liek dat.
Oops, dat’s Yakuza.
Kitteh iz sarkastik…letz see wut he duz wen teh snaek is foar REELz!!11!!
PULLEEZE!!1!! sez da kitteh. How stoopid dew u humoonz tink wii is??
Hoomanz fink kitteh iz az stoppie az hoomanz
LOLOLOLOL!!1!!
Win, Annipuss!
itz a snayk. oh noes. plz halp mee.
Jaded Kitteh
iz teh sarcaustic
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!
nize one i luv catz an i identificated with this kitte’n
thisssssssssssssssssss wun
isssssssssssssssss
hilariousssssssssssssss!!
aye uh-gree
LOL
I sekund dat LOL.