u unnerstand internetz nao?
u unnerstand internetz nao? or need moar teechings?
note: dis nawt gud 4 ur internetz.
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and heers whereyago to order mass quantities of gushifuds…..delivvered.
yay dan! nyce nawt sekkund!
dank yao, dank you beddy beddy muches.
jus happen to be in right place at right time (sheer bloody luck, I can’t plan THAT well)
yez, an den teh inntertubes scru u up ennywais! at leez dey do 2 mii
myne do some tymes tho you can re-freash
ur cache by goin to “go” den to historie
den click and check wut u want claered an hit o.k
furrget about ze intertubes! ‘puter iz most seksy thing i seen in long tyme.
will proseed with droolings nao. *sigh*
u nawt serious,are u?
Whut wud yoo be lykin fer de danz and dwink? purrhapz de robot? oar de elektrik slyde and lektrik lemonayde ta go wif it?
I’m kind of inna mood for a tango, now what drink goes with a tango?
Tang?
o, und mucho congo ratzen a ti!
rats, I gotta go and run a spotlight, be back inna couple or three hours, y’all have fun.
Congrats SHD!
Hab anudder Godiva!
*gulp* *swaller* *run like BC after meh up the staircase to the spotlight rail*
u doan wan B layt fur deh spotlite, udderwyz spotlite on U!
92 steps up a spiral staircase, accross loading bridge (for the fly system), out over the house, down 7′ ships ladder, accross two catwalks and voila the spotlights. (pant, pant, wheeze)
Frum wun “kee grip” 2 anuvver, SHD, wat kynda lite dew U b runnin?
Robert Juliat Aramis 2500 or Strong Super Trooper (rental)
Oooh … Sooper Trooper … Da breengz bak memreez (moastlee gud, but U nebber fur-gitz manyoowullee feadin carbunz win da fead moadur stawpz werkinz
*pleh* )
…
We can haz Altman Explorerz wif halowjin kunvershunz ware I b naow… Pluz awl da intellyjint litez…
the only place I’ve been that had carbon arcs was college, we had the spots, and the rods, but couldn’t operate them due to remodle of theatre that removed venting of the old spots, thus Super Trooper or alternately hand cookers.
SHD, where you at, dawlin’? Ai has not askeded dat yet, Ai don’t fink.
Ai know what a Sooper Trooper am. Mai ex-let me show you heeem. Or not. Ai doan wanna look at heem no moar. Pleh.
Nokia Theatre in Grand Prairie TX (between Dallas and Ft. Worth)
Ai are in New Ahlunz. Can Ai tell you mai spershul hatred fer Stage Right?
oar mango joos!
Had luverly Mango Mantra at Jambajuice 4 my lunch. Dunno, though. Wif a kitteh name Mango at my hom, it alwuz feels sorta canni… canbell…creepy! But mai Mango wud use her poynty endz B4 she’d let summone mak jooce outta her!
Ohai, DK!
Yur Mango nawt big enuf 2 probide mus joose!
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Iz leaben agin…stil no noms, but did gets da kard dun 4 Mondai.
But is nawt fer post-virginity lossing breakfasts, raight? But wait, dat IS a sort of nawt sekkund, isn’t it?
*sigh* Ai has losted mai mind an’ I didden even go splort. Mai day has been long an’ too full of teh Deadliest Catch and Futurama.
EDDIE!!!
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Oh?…..With who?
BOKBOKBOK BOK!
With you, with you!…..Not premature. Mature. Wise learned man….
classic, both me and my Aunt (big Izzardian, seen him live twice) still chuckle. I told her about my response to mango juice. I log on and low and behold, there ya are with it. *clappity clappity*
No, no, no. Rioja.
this is soo cutee :]
this is soo cutee:]
U tor yurself away frum da firewimmins jus in tiem 2 get nawt sekkond!
Kongratchewlashuns, stagehanddan.
Partee postponed til yur return!
Or mebbe we’ll just samples de fuds and de drinkees…2 mek shoor deyr very good. Wez call it QC, K??
Quality Control it iz. Sew iffin da snackees and drinkses b bery gud, der b nun left 4 SHD?
Bai agin…I’z rly, rly leaben dis tiem!
Der b plenty left…Ai promiss.
it’s a series of tubes, right?
jus memmber dat deh innertubes can haz trubbles in dere…
well onlee hoominz shall get teh trubbles…
hoomans can haz troubles, kittehs can haz truffles, trekkies can haz tribbles. See? Eberywun iz happy.
An may all r trubles bee triffles.
wut bout basement cat? he can no has truffles
Basement cat stole da trifles, sew gets doze.
Funneh kitteh maeks intranet werkz ya?
dis won ‘bemyndz mii ob Nora teh piano playing kitteh—iz full of WIN!!!
Teehee – kittehs playin panana can beez teh funnee – mai boikitteh brotted himz bog floofy tomkitteh 2 bisit wun dae adn hii wokked onna keebored ob teh panana – PLONK PLINK AAAAAAHHHHH! SKAREEEE! WUT WUZ DAT???? RUNZ AWAE!!!!
Sweet ginger kitteh iss payshint wiff herz humann slave…
Onwee cuz ov teh posible fumbs.
taht is a look uv pure luvs an dee-voe-shuns
from teh hooman, too
I liekz tis won, so duz my kitteh!!! YAY for WEBKITTEH!
kitteh sez: dis keeboorg naught sew ergenom, argonom…grate 4 mii akchewally.
Dis keebord b berree ergonawmik:
Hoomin tiepz wat kitteh wontz, ERGO kitteh haz uh happee!!
yoo can play wiff yer kitteh IRL–naught lol wons– noaw?
pleez?
Kitteh splains dat teh interwebs iz a series ov toobs.
and naught sum beeg dumpy-truck.
…an’ dat Al Gore inbented teh Interwebs.
nao, wher iz taht maus ting u mentiond?
Better make it cordless, cuz I’m taekin him wif meh fur mah pay.
kitteh must hab eeted maus ting – caws ai downt seez it!
Nookitteh, r u reely noo to Cheezburger Land or didz I juss miss u before.
Welcum to dis most wonnerful place!
{{{{{nookitteh}}}}}
WIN!!!
(and welcums!)
oring kitteh wantz to goe to icanhascheezburger.com – but himz needs halp tieping awl dem letturs.
My polydactly kitteh can type all teh letturs at once.
juss faverit teh syte, kitteh – no tiping needid!
dere b udder sytes???? :-O
Onlee fur teh reelly advansed yoosers. Mai teenson sez tehre’s lotz to be fownd “out tehre.” Me, I stik to ICHC lyke meunster to a burgur!
Der’s KittehTube, where kittehs uplowd videos ob demselves singing adn deir hoomans being stoopid. Der’s KettehBay, were kittehs can buy adn sell deir hoomin’s stuff so there’s more room to do important things like run around or sleep. Awl ubber sites aer an illuzhun.
Ur dubble cliks r nawt fast enuff.
Gets dat lazer toy, and I show hao to dubble clik kitteh-fast.
*sigh*
I can run faster, jump higher, see better, and smell stuffs better den mah hoomin. Wen r dey gonna evolve?
an ebberywon wayts on mee 2!
Hoominz cn lurn alot frum kittehz.
Wow what a sweet computer… Huge screen, ergonomic keyboard… And an adorable kitteh with funny caption!
WANT!
Hooman not so bad eether
Quick! Get this cat on the phone with John McCain! (He needs it)
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dis kitten shud put out I Teach Interwebs DVD set for sale on TV
Ebening, Romeow, mai fren.
Oh hai, OOBARK!
Sry bout habing u rounded up fur kweshuning teh odder day.
huh?
An awter queshuned meh? Did teh lolrus send him after meh? ::::::::confuzzled::::::::
o hai OOBARK and Romeow!!1!
gud mornin eberyone!(itz morning fur meh)
kitteh iz a gud teacher, could taek sum salary or cheezburgerz of da hooman!
awww, thiss picksher is soooooooooooooooooooooooe kyoot!
hyumin, did u knows yr spel checkr is doing it rong?
Oh, and my kitteh porn, let me show you it.
Kitteh warns you not to read YouTube comments.
boi, aint that teh trooth! youtube commints R just teh exactamus opositius frum R lubby ICHC!
Kittehs can speak Latin, Lolspeek adn Dubl Dutch, mayking ICHC cheezfrends kittehlingual (lyke polylingual, but wib fewer crackers). YouToob commints aer mowstly teh wurk ob an infinite number ob monkeys when nawt wurking on Shakespere.
Kat has part-time job tutoring Internet newbs.
Hi j442! Haven’t heared frum yoo in a whyle!
Dis not a truk.
It a series of tubezz
Mus be Al Gore’s kitteh becuz he noes sooo much Internetz!!1!
KATS KNOE LOT BOUT TEH INTERNET
Okey, I beated ur hy skore on Mah Jongg, nao I can has tummy tickles?
Dis be me favorites kine of interspecial snorgling…
And de boy is a kyootie
Yes him is. I wunnur if him come wiff dat kitteh an compyootur as a pkg.
u hav too reemembr to sayve, sayve, evry minit. when it freis—frez–stops and dusnt moov, u holler
Geekii jiinyus kittoon wil tiichyu everiifing yu niidz tewknoe abaowt teh intertubez.
Ai wish tehr waz a plais tew go tew miit catguyz laik thiss wun.
Heh i have that same monitor.
maek/model?
That kitteh definitely loves his/her hooman…what a sweet expression!
Dis kitteh is adorrable! I like when animalz teach me thingz!
funny
Iz der anyting secksier thans a man with hiz kat? Reel Mens likes da kittiez.
I want to date the guy.
oh great, sooner or later, we will be talking in binary for humor.