my gramma
my gramma madez it
mister rogerz kitteh approvez of ur sweatur.
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soe Ai haz 2 ware it
yay annipuss, congratz awn nawt-sekkund. wut kind ub sillybrayshun yew wantz?
Thx, moe, Ai’d liek a long cool drinkie pls. Iz 2 hawt an hoomid fur dansin in TTI 2dai.
hao bowt a Blue Hawaii? Awr a Lawng Iyland ised tee? (yu kin haz bofe, iffn yew lieks. onna intarwebz dere be no hangoverz)
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i still haz tu werks sum moar, den ai gonna go getz mahseff a niec cold Corona.
Ai is a berry insular Brit – Ai doant noe dese drinkses! Ai wud liek sumfing liek an air rated froot flavr drink wiv is in it!
Hmm. lessee… i haz orinj (nawt pizen), an waddermellin, an grayp. an der be a pile ub lemminz, iffn yew wud liek sum frech lemminayde.
weeeeell, … i haz sum kookeez…
purr fekt nawt sekkund coment!
FangQ fur ur kynd remarque!
Aplaws 4 annipuss! Kongratchewlashuns on yr nawt sekkond!
Noe danses? How ’bout a nize slow waltz in gramma’s awnor?
FangQ Ai fink a berry slow walse mite b otay!
**Puts awn mai CHRG pluss a knitted cap fur xtree protexshun**
**Dansez da waltzez slooooowly aroud room in awnoor of annipuss an gramma eberywears.**
*Applause fur teasel2*
wat a grate performance u did dier!!
Tanks, Hahim!
(I noes yur sleepin nao, but hope you’ll b bak ladder.)
o hai teasel2!
iz awake naow and just to remind u, u misspelled mah naem in da upper comment! but itz cool, itz allll coooolll!
conga ratz on becuming nawt-sekund Annipuss!!!1!!
we shall sillybrate naow!!
Thx, Hashim, Ai got teh shoppin an Ai had mai lunsh, soe naow Ai can plai a wile.
Yu luk so SWEET init!
Does it hab footies? When u getz bigger dis gramma gonna be da cheek pinchin type. I can tell.
Lol cute.
second!
nawt furst!
nawt nawt-sekund
Link- he come to town.
Come to save the Princess Zelda.
Ganon took her away,
now the children don’t play,
but they will, when Link save the day HALLELUJA!
I fink dis heer are wuttchu call a ….non sequitur.
On dat note,….I seem too remembur Link habbin biggur hair an not beein
orange.
Oh, yah, dat wur teh Mod Squad.
*snurt*
it matches wif mah green furry nikkerz
*Fawlz on floor laffing*
*Pikz self up off floor … must git going 2 deh Yakitup in Yakima*
See uze guise l8r!!!
Haz a gud tiem. Lubs 2 awl frum me!
frum meh tuu! haz fun, yew all!
did mommee mk dat 2?
Link! Iz tat u?
yesh, yesh it iz.
sept i hav ben recaped and nao i am nawt as funee.
LOLFAIL.
Ah-greeeeed.
I wants mai Link bak!
HEAR YE HEAR YE
I HEREBY ABOLISH THE USE OF THE WORD FAIL ON ICHC
ANYONE CAUGHT DISSIN A LOL GONNA GET SMACKY UPSIDE DA HADE WIFF
A DONKEY CANE.
Resume.
Wutts dat u say, oh disgruntulled lollur? Dis impeeds ur First Amendment
rites? No it doan. U go ahed an dis dat lol. Mah rite is too verbully bonk u
wiff mah donkey cane.
Plllllb.
::::::shwipes da can-D-cayne!:::::::
Pfft.
How u gunna fly wiff a big old donkeh cane?
*snatches back cane and bonks owl on hed wiff it*
PHALE!
Awww, haow kyuoote, liddel kitteh; yuur grandma rlly luuves yuu!!!
Yes…u luk so kyoot init.
Kitteh haz own splort-contaynmnt hed geer
so that evrywun that asplodes frum her kyootness dun get on her. kthnx lol
Her is too kyuut fur werdz!
incase kitteh seez himself in da mirror…
hez too kyoot fur himz own gud!
dat r cute abbatar katwag
Yes, baby, yore gramma made it; that’s becuz she luvs you. ffr
nit wun, purr wun
ai juss lubs da liddle eer holez!
dey’z sooooooo kyoot dat dey’d maek me SPLORT but i haz mah CHRG on.
CHRG 1 : SPLORT 0
WIN!!
Widdle Gween Widing Hood!
*SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT*!!!!
ZOMG! CCC… kwik! *runs 2 gets da ccc*
*screuuuweee* (i guess da breaks needs da be oiled…)
*keafully wipes up da bwain ub da oobark an puts it back inna head*
good cc… so much bwains here… u sure its ownley urs? *fixez head as gud as cans an puts obber it a CHRG fur secumaururity*
heeeeer u go… sum possum choklit an sum nice dwinks fur u 2 feels bettur… an a floofie blankit ob curs… u wan da one wib da kittehpattern? wanna go to da ccc lounge to rest a bit?
kittehpattern bwankie, pweez…an’ iz yew propo…propu…’hitting awn mi, asking tu go tu da cc lounge to ‘rest?’
kittepattern it shall be tehn *cobers oobark wib da nice floofy kittehpattern blankit*
*blushes* uhhh… uhhh… i means… uh… yesh? i means… i jus wanned… uh… u noes… jus sum hugs n snorgles an… resting… yesh…
u can haz wantz tew shaer blankie wiv meh, siobhan? heer…we snorgle an’ sipz hawt chawklit tewgevver unner teh niec warm blankie.
oh noez!!!
we need da CCC ASAP!!!
whooooooo taht wuz a bad splort.
ai furst saw tihs at midnight minnesota an it’s
a good thing ai had mai latex glove on mai head an mai hans, an also had a bukkit nearby.
ai think missus weezley maid tihs swetter!
a bukkit ehhh…. dis iz suspishus….
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo… SPLORT!
Oh Deer,
CCC on its wai. nee naw nee naw
Heer we aer.
Sweep up branes in 2 heeps, maek shore dey is kep seprit.
Pour oobark’s branes in hims hed an Greycats in teh uvver hedd
Maeks dem saef wiv CHRGs an ducky taep an 50s baving caps fur ekstra seecootitee.
Der, haz a restoritib bevrij an rest a bit
Fang queue, anniposs. Siobhan has mi…ummm…cubbered.
annipuss, eben…PLEH…ai sowwy
tank ewe Annipus Iz needing refreshing beverage… a martoonie wood bee nize rite now…
How her nitz wif no ‘possable thumbz??
Gramma lubs liddle kitteh, an wiv lub, awl fingz iz possibul
datz true and bery well said!
wiv lub awl fingers is possibul!
I lovez this capshan
I haz a nashural fur coat
I no needs dis stoopee sweater
take it off humin
or else
the wrath of the pointeh endz shall
visits Uz
off to save hyrule kthxbai.
but link kitteh would need himz sword, here taek da sword and go…go and save hyrule frum da clutche of ceiling cat!
Him no need sword. Him has +1 Splort ind..induk…mai-keeng or-a and pointee bits o’ power.
Dr Tinycat plays golf on his days off …
Dr Tinycat gonna need clubs madded ob toofpixs.
That’s so adorable.
O… M…… G! Can’t hold it baaaaa…..SPLORT. SPLORT. SPLORT, SPLORT, SPLORT. …………………SPLORT.
oh noez!!!
i will call da CCC!!
here, *scoops up braynz, cleenz dem an’ putz dem back in*
*duck tape, duck tape, duck tape*
*puts on a CHRG on maxiwaxikins head*
here, dat should maek u feel better!
haz sum hot choklit wiff marshmallowz!!
and here, haz a very cozy blanky, naow rest fur a while and u’ll be better!!1!
Golly, gee, thanks. Shucks, I never SPLORT, dagnabbit. I feel dirty.
i’ll halp any tiem!
jus remember to ware ur CHRG fur extra protection!
kthxbai!!1!!
Ohai, maxiwax:
Setz up Antye ‘Sploart!’
Cawntaynmentz Yoonit. Den gets
skweejee andz dusstpan
Poarz Braynz bakk inz. Maykz
awll prittee wiff lawtza nyss
Buddafly Band-Aydz
Noo CHRG snapz
daown tyte. ‘U wantz Vellkro, Dukkt
Tayp oarz Bunjee Coards?”
Habz Iee Bryte Tee andz
Red Zingurr. Awllso habz t3h
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
Flooffee Blankitt 2
keepz U wawrm. Can haz Dukkeez
oarz liddill Bunneez
Jack.
ohai Jack…ai ben meening to aks u: wen u rytes da hykoo, duz it come to you kwiklee an its lyke you takin dicktashun….or do u haz to fuss wif it, poke it, twist it, ect?
Ohai, SueBooCat:
Yooshooallee, itz
deependz awn t3h photo. If
a sentennss pawpz upz
Ah yooz dat as a bayss
andz cowntz sillabillz awn mah
feengurrz 2 maykz shure
Ifz dayrz no photo,
Ah stillz cowntz andz summtymez cumz
upz wiff bettah thawtz
Jack.
Isn’t that Link Kitteh!? He’s awesome.
Dis kitteh is eiver a Springbok orr a Wallabee rugby supporturr.
rugby, deh uvver game* fur gennelmin wif noe front teef!!!
(*in norf Amerikee itz hockee)
Springbok mefinks – more green tahn yello in that shirt!!
My favrit rugby quote is ‘To play rugby you need only three things. A good pass, a good tackle … and a good excuse.’
An funnee shaeped bawls
*snert*
o hai AfriCat, howz yur new liddl kitteh doin?
hello Africat!!!
how iz u and ur little kitteh friend!?
Ohai 2 sawa, moe an hashim. mai new kitteh has a name!!! mai mom-cat suggestud – Tammy. so she iz nao Tammy Teh Terribul Tiggger. T4 fur short. she is fain an dandee fang u berry mush. i on teh uvver paw has teh pointee ends marks allover mai legz. i fink she finks i’m a tree!
she has teh cyutest liddle voice an itz meeew, meeew whever she sees me. multiple splorts ebery time, brainz all ober teh plaice.
fangs fur askin!!!
Hai Africat!
I hab El Tigre Jefe – I wonder iffs ur Terribul Tigger iz related to mah Tigre Jefe?
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BTW, teh miniture camel u gab me iz donig juss fine. He lubs it heer in teh desert. He lubs to play wif TJ.
Hai Romeow!
Glad 2 heer ur enjoyin teh miniaturr camel. mebbe u kan getz it a teeny tiny saddle so TJ kan ride on teh teeny tiny camel!!!
El Tigre Jefe! Dis too funny! But all da Tegres fink dey are dey jefes, nO? In facxt, dey are da jefe. Getz da gushie fuds! Si, jefe. Kllen da box! Si, jefe.
Oh,no,Liddul Green Ridin Hood….
Ai iz nawt teh Big Bad Wolf…
Ai iz jus yer poor owld Gramma,who nitted u teh luvely cap.
U cans come closer to me,reely….
That’s it…..
….Closer……
RAWWWWRRRRRR !!!
u iz so kyoot dat ur ‘RAWRRR’ iz eben kyoot. AWWW!!!
i fink i should rest, dat SPLORTY feeling iz coming agayn…*runz off to get CHRG*
ahhh…datz much bettur!
Brett Favre’s kitteh doesn’t want him to retire either.
Win !!!!!
But wut iz it wif deze athletes who “retire” aand then”Oh,wait,maybe not.”
Magic Johnson was the king uv this.
Mark Martin iz qwickly catchin up.
The Packers are my team, its not very clear, but in my Gravatar I’m wearing a Packer leather jacket, Packer hooded sweatshirt and Packer cap.
Green Bay certainly haz teh dedicated fans !!!!
Teh Lions…..nawt so much !!
Wut’z teh deal wif Favre? He retired, sew teh Packers no lawnger hab enny sai where he can go if he wawnts tew un-retire…rite?
U ar a cheezhed cheezpeep den.
Packer Purrr-er!!!!
Go rodneydill!!!!
if skidodo142 iz out dere lurkin, tanks for loading you pitchurs. ai made a lol from won ov dem.
if i out dere lurkin?
o now i gets it show me da pic
Link! Stop standin’ around being cute! You’ve gotta save Zelda!
I iz a kitn in knitn.
U smitin?
Hey…..iz dis kitteh supporting Slytherin ????
Mebbe hims is a Deatheater !!
nooo..hez too cute to be ebil, he iz pretending to be in slytherin while hez akshullee in gryfindor(to spy on malfoy). dis kitteh iz mr. Potterz sercet spy…well itz not so secret any moar!
ai fink kitteh excapes fm ebil teechur wif kitteh plates on teh wall. wot her naam?
Umbridge! Delores. Not so nice wif hers nasty cuttin quill!
dis kitteh iz tooo cute fur dat Umbridge teacher! dis kitteh will maek her SPLORT so dat Harry Potter wouldnt need to plan her demise!
ai finks teh kitteh excaap fm teh ebil ladee teechur wif de kyut kitteh plaates on de wall n her offic.
wot iz her naam? so ebil, she is, but such gud decoraatin skils. adn on ceement, no les.
she iz da one Dolores Umbridge, da defence against da dark artz teacher…
is dat Link? wooks wike Link.
It’s supposed to be, must we recaption classics?
yaaayyy … more shit from the unfunny lolcat community. Congratulations on your fail!
Gud mornin to tu too.
Hai, hau ya duin, Lollipop! u seem tu be in gud form. SCHMMOOOOO!
I juss lurves yore (two) cents ov ironee!
Hugs and schmoos. lollllletc…
U has a lose.
Onct agin , u has mistakin dis lubblee place furr ur purrsunal baffroom. *sigh*
Dus we needs too show u ware it r?
Ack, SPLORT!!!
Gude tink Ai had mai CHRG on.
Awwwwww! De teensy kitteh is sooooooo cyoot. Ai luvs her! She’s a babee Orygun Duckling!
ok guyz! iz going to slee..*THUD!**collapsed to da ground**zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..*
Cubbers Hashim wid floofy blanky an turnz out da litez. Shhh.. Let him sleepz awile.
* S * * P * * L * * O * * R * *T *
Less see…**pulz up da CCC**
**Skoopz da brainzez**
**Poors dem bak inna hed bonez**
**Cubberz wid CRG an bavin kap**
**Duckz tayp fer sekurin**
**Cudlee blankee rapt aroun**
**Warm, nawt hot, chokolak**
**Chokolak possum fer yu**
I tink datz it. Yu shud feelz betterer suun.
um wut is CCC?
Cuteness Crash Cart. TLC PDQ for splort-emergencies. I foun dis out todai too.
oh noes. must act normal. call da CCC.
sweep up da brainz n put it back in.
screw up ur head n put on da CHRG.
k now haz sum warm choclate wif big marshmallows on top
all done
tank u old lurker! ai jus culdn’t halp maiself – deh cyuteness wuz too much tooo handel! ai wubs oring kittehs and the bebbehs r alwaz deh cytuest.
ai feel much bedder nao.
De tigres ar mai faborit an specialzley da ornj onez.
is dat link?looks very much liek him.
Gram gram knitted you a sweater – with love in every stitch!
Awwww!!!!!
Mai gramma kneaded and purrled it wiv teh pointii indz.
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i likz tiz pichure cuz te kitteh iz soh kute.
And Green Bay Packer colors, smart kitty!
Iz link….from Zelda!
Geez, soooo preshus!
All yurs, babooshka….
No, he’s link.
“Who be Talkin’
Jack Deth on my gramma”
That Doesnt Sound Good On the Title Screen
LOL!!!!!!
LOL iz link
Dat iz Kahvi cat! Obvy! Also obvy she changed frum brunetz to blondez!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/TLOZ_Phantom_Hourglass_Link.jpg
LOL. OK.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3224/2331533602_96043762c5.jpg?v=0
Iz I teh only one reminded of teh beginning of teh windwaker wen I saw this, and remembered teh “I’m link!” one?
Dis so de cootest kitteh eva!
D:
But I wants Link. Nawt Gramma kitteh.
Awwww littul babeh kitteh..yore TOO cyute fur werds!OK iff I snuggul you?
Wuv Katzi/Kaffy
oh em geee shooo keyuuuuute
meh luffs eet~
NO IZ LINK
yes iz link!
this is funny
ongz Link~!!!!!!!
*fangirl squee*
how cute:D
Spartans Fan Kitteh ready for Big Game in December
i rite down here- iz bery kute kitteh. Ai likes hiz hat!
squeeeeeeeee!!!
so cute!
It is so cute i almost died!!!!!!!!!!
I can haz triforce?
Can I get the knitting pattern?
can I have the knitting pattern???
I’ve never seen something as cute as dis one.
HEY ITS ZELDA!!!
HAY LINK.
this reminds me of my littleh kitteh that ran away :c i used to dress him up
Aww! Ish so cutes!! I lubbs it! <3
grany huh
o…..my….God! dis is da flippin cutest lol i’v ever seenz!!1
Your zo write! itz adorible!!
Poor wittle kitteh! she haz 2 wehre ugwly sweater!!
i luvz mah sweter mice hidez into it