my gramma
my gramma madez it
mister rogerz kitteh approvez of ur sweatur.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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soe Ai haz 2 ware it
yay annipuss, congratz awn nawt-sekkund. wut kind ub sillybrayshun yew wantz?
Thx, moe, Ai’d liek a long cool drinkie pls. Iz 2 hawt an hoomid fur dansin in TTI 2dai.
hao bowt a Blue Hawaii? Awr a Lawng Iyland ised tee? (yu kin haz bofe, iffn yew lieks. onna intarwebz dere be no hangoverz)
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i still haz tu werks sum moar, den ai gonna go getz mahseff a niec cold Corona.
Ai is a berry insular Brit - Ai doant noe dese drinkses! Ai wud liek sumfing liek an air rated froot flavr drink wiv is in it!
Hmm. lessee… i haz orinj (nawt pizen), an waddermellin, an grayp. an der be a pile ub lemminz, iffn yew wud liek sum frech lemminayde.
weeeeell, … i haz sum kookeez…
purr fekt nawt sekkund coment!
FangQ fur ur kynd remarque!
Aplaws 4 annipuss! Kongratchewlashuns on yr nawt sekkond!
Noe danses? How ’bout a nize slow waltz in gramma’s awnor?
FangQ Ai fink a berry slow walse mite b otay!
**Puts awn mai CHRG pluss a knitted cap fur xtree protexshun**
**Dansez da waltzez slooooowly aroud room in awnoor of annipuss an gramma eberywears.**
*Applause fur teasel2*
wat a grate performance u did dier!!
Tanks, Hahim!
(I noes yur sleepin nao, but hope you’ll b bak ladder.)
o hai teasel2!
iz awake naow and just to remind u, u misspelled mah naem in da upper comment! but itz cool, itz allll coooolll!
conga ratz on becuming nawt-sekund Annipuss!!!1!!
we shall sillybrate naow!!
Thx, Hashim, Ai got teh shoppin an Ai had mai lunsh, soe naow Ai can plai a wile.
Yu luk so SWEET init!
Does it hab footies? When u getz bigger dis gramma gonna be da cheek pinchin type. I can tell.
Lol cute.
second!
nawt furst!
nawt nawt-sekund
Link- he come to town.
Come to save the Princess Zelda.
Ganon took her away,
now the children don’t play,
but they will, when Link save the day HALLELUJA!
I fink dis heer are wuttchu call a ….non sequitur.
On dat note,….I seem too remembur Link habbin biggur hair an not beein
orange.
Oh, yah, dat wur teh Mod Squad.
*snurt*
it matches wif mah green furry nikkerz
*Fawlz on floor laffing*
*Pikz self up off floor … must git going 2 deh Yakitup in Yakima*
See uze guise l8r!!!
Haz a gud tiem. Lubs 2 awl frum me!
frum meh tuu! haz fun, yew all!
did mommee mk dat 2?
Link! Iz tat u?
yesh, yesh it iz.
sept i hav ben recaped and nao i am nawt as funee.
LOLFAIL.
Ah-greeeeed.
I wants mai Link bak!
HEAR YE HEAR YE
I HEREBY ABOLISH THE USE OF THE WORD FAIL ON ICHC
ANYONE CAUGHT DISSIN A LOL GONNA GET SMACKY UPSIDE DA HADE WIFF
A DONKEY CANE.
Resume.
Wutts dat u say, oh disgruntulled lollur? Dis impeeds ur First Amendment
rites? No it doan. U go ahed an dis dat lol. Mah rite is too verbully bonk u
wiff mah donkey cane.
Plllllb.
::::::shwipes da can-D-cayne!:::::::
Pfft.
How u gunna fly wiff a big old donkeh cane?
*snatches back cane and bonks owl on hed wiff it*
PHALE!
Awww, haow kyuoote, liddel kitteh; yuur grandma rlly luuves yuu!!!
Yes…u luk so kyoot init.
Kitteh haz own splort-contaynmnt hed geer
so that evrywun that asplodes frum her kyootness dun get on her. kthnx lol
Her is too kyuut fur werdz!
incase kitteh seez himself in da mirror…
hez too kyoot fur himz own gud!
dat r cute abbatar katwag
Yes, baby, yore gramma made it; that’s becuz she luvs you. ffr
nit wun, purr wun
ai juss lubs da liddle eer holez!
dey’z sooooooo kyoot dat dey’d maek me SPLORT but i haz mah CHRG on.
CHRG 1 : SPLORT 0
WIN!!
Widdle Gween Widing Hood!
*SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT*!!!!
ZOMG! CCC… kwik! *runs 2 gets da ccc*
*screuuuweee* (i guess da breaks needs da be oiled…)
*keafully wipes up da bwain ub da oobark an puts it back inna head*
good cc… so much bwains here… u sure its ownley urs? *fixez head as gud as cans an puts obber it a CHRG fur secumaururity*
heeeeer u go… sum possum choklit an sum nice dwinks fur u 2 feels bettur… an a floofie blankit ob curs… u wan da one wib da kittehpattern? wanna go to da ccc lounge to rest a bit?
kittehpattern bwankie, pweez…an’ iz yew propo…propu…’hitting awn mi, asking tu go tu da cc lounge to ‘rest?’
kittepattern it shall be tehn *cobers oobark wib da nice floofy kittehpattern blankit*
*blushes* uhhh… uhhh… i means… uh… yesh? i means… i jus wanned… uh… u noes… jus sum hugs n snorgles an… resting… yesh…
u can haz wantz tew shaer blankie wiv meh, siobhan? heer…we snorgle an’ sipz hawt chawklit tewgevver unner teh niec warm blankie.
oh noez!!!
we need da CCC ASAP!!!
whooooooo taht wuz a bad splort.
ai furst saw tihs at midnight minnesota an it’s
a good thing ai had mai latex glove on mai head an mai hans, an also had a bukkit nearby.
ai think missus weezley maid tihs swetter!
a bukkit ehhh…. dis iz suspishus….
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo… SPLORT!
Oh Deer,
CCC on its wai. nee naw nee naw
Heer we aer.
Sweep up branes in 2 heeps, maek shore dey is kep seprit.
Pour oobark’s branes in hims hed an Greycats in teh uvver hedd
Maeks dem saef wiv CHRGs an ducky taep an 50s baving caps fur ekstra seecootitee.
Der, haz a restoritib bevrij an rest a bit