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I do not believe in


cat

I do not believe in ceiling cat….. I is a Kitteh Buddist

buddha kitteh iz at peace.

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Hashim

kitteh should believe in ceiling cat, hez da ultimate kitteh

KittehKat

Dun b a kitteh tv evngellist!

SueBooCat

putz yer paw on da skreen….do u feel da power?!!

 
 
 
annipuss

Congratshumalashuns, Hashim, We haz a tye! Haow shall we sillybrayte?

Hashim

hmmm…lets see, we both can haz drinkies and dansies!

annipuss

An we can goe 2 teh ty booteek an chooz sumfing frum teh fabyoolus fings dere.

Hashim

i’ll go to da nearest shop an’ bring us sum hot choklitt wiff marshmallowz to celebrate wiff!

Lucy

I getz sum of my Blue Mtn private stash brewin an make sum fluffy biscuits ti put da jam on. What danse we gonna do?

Hashim

i fink we’ll do da, hmmm… yeah i gotz it, we’ll do break dancing!!1!
neva dun it before akshulle but i’ll try!

 
 
 
 
 
Hashim

itz been soooooo long since i’ve been nawt-sekund, and today i finally am!

annipuss

Hooray fur u! Ai haz to goe 2 teh shops naow 2 get fud fur a week - Ai haz ordered sumfing an dey sed it will b delibered sumtiem nekst weak, soe Ai will hab 2 wayte in until it arribes!

Hashim

k bye bye Annipuss!!1!
talk to u at sum other tiem i guess…

 
sweetpea

Concat relaxashuns to Hashim & Annipuss.
*sigh*
*sitz bak & savorz coffee on a Caurdae am after looooooooong week*
.
wot a nice way to start teh dae wif good furst er nawt sekkund commentz and nice lil conversahuns of cheezfrenz.
sorta peas on earf gud weal to awl in july.
*clinkx cawfee cups*
cheerz! oops i meen “cheez!”

sweetpea

oopsie. still needs coffee boviouslee- wee can addz t to maek Caturdae?

Hashim

k tea iz fine wiff meh, i’ll dwink coffee too!
thx so much sweetpea fur da coffee and tea *sip sip sip* *ahhhhh*
dis iz a gud way to start caturdae… hmmm….can i haz anotha cup o coffee pweaze??

teasel2

Wai 2 go, Hashim!

Heer is sum moar coffeez 4 u! *makes a mocha latte for Hashim an gibes it 2 hymn*
*makes wun 4 hesself 2*
Cheers, Hashim!

Hashim

thx a lot Teasel2!!1!!
i appr…appri…thx fur da coffee!!
it tastes grate!!
Cheerz!!
oh sowwy i meanz cheez!!

 
Hashim

iz dat abatar ur kitteh btw???
if it iz, itz sooo kyoot and adorable!

teasel2

Tank Yoo! Yesh, it is the acktual Teasel. Part Ceiling Cat, part Basement Cat, plus a liddle poysin! Seh bees bery, bery fiesty. Needs moar Ceiling Cat!!1!!
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(Der are sum pix on mai profile, if yud kare 2 luk)

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Hashim

ur kitteh iz soo kyoot.. u could see mah profile and da kitteh dat iz da abatar iz mah kitteh, hiz nae iz Simba, hez 80% poison an’ 20% ceiling cat… i haz himz picturez in mah profile if u want 2 see…

 
teasel2

Hez bery bery kyoot! I lub orinj kittehz! I lukked at awl your pix. R does udder kittehz teh neighboorhud kittehz?

 
Hashim

nope, all uf da picturez of kittehz i’ve uploaded r my kittehz, da black and white one, da brown one and da orinj one. Simba’s sister iz da black and white kitteh and himz nephew iz da brown one

 
teasel2

I thot der waz a fambly resembleance, but did naut noes dey awl libbed wiff U! U are luckeee dat sew many kyoot kittehs chosed u!

 
Hashim

ya datz true!
mah Simba kitteh iz naow 3 yearz old an’ haz been living wiff meh since he waz born.
himz speciality iz head butt!!1!!
he bangz himz head wiff mine, which doesnt hurt but iz kyoot!

 
teasel2

Teasel duz dat 2 !!1!! It is sew kyoot! Awlways awn mai hed. An my glasses–de awlways haz kitteh nose prints on dem!
.
Ai haz 2 go owt 4 awhyl noa. RL kalls.

Kthxbai
bbl

 
Hashim

ya i haz only 1 hour till i collapse an’ snooze
bye Teasel2!!1!

 
jmuhj

Head butts. LURVE em. Soundz laik yur kittoonz hav lotz uv lurve, wich iz waht AWL kittoonz diisurv.

 
Hashim

O hai jmuhj!!
thx fur da nice comment!!1!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MomCatAnna

Yeah fur U, Hashim.

I has been awai wid my kittehs and mai momkat to wadder parks and ‘moosement parks for cupple dais, and has not been playing muchly wid de cheezpeeps. Sew nawt ebben trying to B nawt-seccund. Jes looking for good commints to add to or N-joy.

Hashim

o hai MomCatAnna!!!1!!1!!
welcume back!!!
i hopez u also haz fun here wiff us cheezpeepz liek u had fun in da park!!
ENJOY UR SELF!!

 
 
 
 
cazdamonkey

kitteh nid 2 beleev in ceiling cat…uverwize he wil di an go to teh basement

 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Buddha say, “Whut yoo think, yoo becum.” I is becumming a cheezberger soon?

MelONyx

I fink I wunt ebbrifing else 2 be cheezburger. Wif bacon. Midas kitteh is frum anuvver part uv de whirld, doh.

BGee

**whisper: xtra bacon, xtra unyun . . . hold teh cheez. Ai iz a heretic :( **

sweetpea

dat nawt kosher, kitteh but maybee you not heretic, jest refoarmed?
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p.s. i heard onyunz nawt gud fr kitteH. iz twoo? oar is miff?
kthnxbai

 
 
 
 
rodney dill

…so then I says eating a can of beans can’t be all bad.

MelONyx

*snert* Might be fur de folks arownd u. Eventually.

 
orangekittehservant

@@@@@!!!!!

 
 
NHKmyra

ow noes! kitteh wurshep pagan gawd! ceiling cat will nawt be pleezd

Diligence109

but buda kittehs ar so at peese wif teh world, hao cud it be a bad fing?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/27/buddha-cat/

Brody

Peas is rezult, not anser.

 
 
 
Hashim

dis kitteh followz da path uf dieting, not cheezy goodness…

Deafhlane

yes, dis kitteh does folo da path uf dieting, but me no tinks teh big budha kitteh does…

 
poohbear3931

Tihs Buddha l00kingz mawr liek a fat cat t0 mee….

Hashim

a fat kitteh ornament, a real kitteh would i fink neva become dat fat!

poohbear3931

Yoo haz nawt scene neigh… nayb… next-door kitteh, tehn! Snowball Kitteh iz humungous!

Hashim

i neva thought dat big kitteh would exist!!1!
if u canz… spy on ur neighbourz an’ taek a pic uf da hum…humu… fat kitteh…
if u can dat iz!

 
 
 
 
 
Finn Cullen

“About mai cheezburger.. can Kitteh Buddah maik me one wiv evrythin?”

MomCatAnna

Consen… Catscen… Thinking hard ’bout gud things (liek cheezbrgr) can maek U won wid whatebber.

 
 
Lucy

I iz a hoomin Buddhist an Iz frustrated because I noe can sit in a full lotus to meditate. I bet Buddist Kitteh can get in it an den get the left ober parts in a whole new one and DEN get out agin. Maybe only kittehs shud be Buddists? Gotta be a vegi, dou. No more gushie foods.

moe

nawt awll buddhistz be vegetarien. I dun fink it r pawsibl tu be kompleetly vejeteriyen in Tibet, fur egg sampl, cuz nawt mush growz dere! Eeben teh Dalai Lama nawt vejetarien awl teh tiemz.

moe

but beein vegi r gud fur teh enmnvro… envyrin…. envoimr… fur naychur.
.
Lucy, donut werry bowt teh full lotuz, mebbeh yew kin praktiss sum asanas tew inkreez yur flebxi… bendin skilz, an sloely lurn full lotus? Ennyhao, iz pawsibl tu meditayt widout full lotuz (liek kittehz meditaytin awl dai, skweezd inna box, kurld onna dorstep, awn yur pillo…)

 
 
MomCatAnna

I is not Buddhist, but iz stoodent uv yoga, and cannot any moar sit ebben in half-of-lotis posishun. Meditale-shun “win” fur mii is moar in the mind and spien than in the legz posish-shun.

 
 
Ayden

Ima gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.

 
mugglemary

omgg1! ai wishes ai had a digy-tall kamera that wurked!
ai has a real budda kitteh, with teh robes, sitting in lotus pozishun, teh pear uv wizdum on one paw and super serene fase.
ai wurshipps all dieties, not just ceiling cat, so lawng as tehy preeches peas and luv.

kafleen

An I has dat same kitteh on mah shelf! Is piggy bank!

*suspishusllee* Hoo been in mah room wiff a kitteh takin pickshurs?!*

lolcatburglar

*hides camra and kitteh behind back*

Hashim

hmmmm…somefin iz fishy round here…. well dis cheezburger should wurk *points cheezburger at sky*
oh noez!! leave mah cheezburger! *lolcatburglar’s kitteh poun..poi…jumps at meh an’ startz noming at mah cheezburger*
i fink we’ve found da culprit Kafleen!
*points at lolcatburglar but she’z gone!!*
dat waz qwick!