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I do not believe in ceiling cat….. I is a Kitteh Buddist
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kitteh iz a hindu..
kitteh should believe in ceiling cat, hez da ultimate kitteh
Dun b a kitteh tv evngellist!
putz yer paw on da skreen….do u feel da power?!!
Congratshumalashuns, Hashim, We haz a tye! Haow shall we sillybrayte?
hmmm…lets see, we both can haz drinkies and dansies!
An we can goe 2 teh ty booteek an chooz sumfing frum teh fabyoolus fings dere.
i’ll go to da nearest shop an’ bring us sum hot choklitt wiff marshmallowz to celebrate wiff!
I getz sum of my Blue Mtn private stash brewin an make sum fluffy biscuits ti put da jam on. What danse we gonna do?
i fink we’ll do da, hmmm… yeah i gotz it, we’ll do break dancing!!1!
neva dun it before akshulle but i’ll try!
itz been soooooo long since i’ve been nawt-sekund, and today i finally am!
Hooray fur u! Ai haz to goe 2 teh shops naow 2 get fud fur a week – Ai haz ordered sumfing an dey sed it will b delibered sumtiem nekst weak, soe Ai will hab 2 wayte in until it arribes!
k bye bye Annipuss!!1!
talk to u at sum other tiem i guess…
Concat relaxashuns to Hashim & Annipuss.
*sigh*
*sitz bak & savorz coffee on a Caurdae am after looooooooong week*
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wot a nice way to start teh dae wif good
furster nawt sekkund commentz and nice lil conversahuns of cheezfrenz.sorta peas on earf gud weal to awl in july.
*clinkx cawfee cups*
cheerz! oops i meen “cheez!”
oopsie. still needs coffee boviouslee- wee can addz t to maek Caturdae?
k tea iz fine wiff meh, i’ll dwink coffee too!
thx so much sweetpea fur da coffee and tea *sip sip sip* *ahhhhh*
dis iz a gud way to start caturdae… hmmm….can i haz anotha cup o coffee pweaze??
Wai 2 go, Hashim!
Heer is sum moar coffeez 4 u! *makes a mocha latte for Hashim an gibes it 2 hymn*
*makes wun 4 hesself 2*
Cheers, Hashim!
Ummm…4 HERself 2
thx a lot Teasel2!!1!!
i appr…appri…thx fur da coffee!!
it tastes grate!!
Cheerz!!
oh sowwy i meanz cheez!!
iz dat abatar ur kitteh btw???
if it iz, itz sooo kyoot and adorable!
Tank Yoo! Yesh, it is the acktual Teasel. Part Ceiling Cat, part Basement Cat, plus a liddle poysin! Seh bees bery, bery fiesty. Needs moar Ceiling Cat!!1!!
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(Der are sum pix on mai profile, if yud kare 2 luk)
ur kitteh iz soo kyoot.. u could see mah profile and da kitteh dat iz da abatar iz mah kitteh, hiz nae iz Simba, hez 80% poison an’ 20% ceiling cat… i haz himz picturez in mah profile if u want 2 see…
Hez bery bery kyoot! I lub orinj kittehz! I lukked at awl your pix. R does udder kittehz teh neighboorhud kittehz?
nope, all uf da picturez of kittehz i’ve uploaded r my kittehz, da black and white one, da brown one and da orinj one. Simba’s sister iz da black and white kitteh and himz nephew iz da brown one
I thot der waz a fambly resembleance, but did naut noes dey awl libbed wiff U! U are luckeee dat sew many kyoot kittehs chosed u!
ya datz true!
mah Simba kitteh iz naow 3 yearz old an’ haz been living wiff meh since he waz born.
himz speciality iz head butt!!1!!
he bangz himz head wiff mine, which doesnt hurt but iz kyoot!
Teasel duz dat 2 !!1!! It is sew kyoot! Awlways awn mai hed. An my glasses–de awlways haz kitteh nose prints on dem!
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Ai haz 2 go owt 4 awhyl noa. RL kalls.
Kthxbai
bbl
ya i haz only 1 hour till i collapse an’ snooze
bye Teasel2!!1!
Head butts. LURVE em. Soundz laik yur kittoonz hav lotz uv lurve, wich iz waht AWL kittoonz diisurv.
O hai jmuhj!!
thx fur da nice comment!!1!
Yeah fur U, Hashim.
I has been awai wid my kittehs and mai momkat to wadder parks and ‘moosement parks for cupple dais, and has not been playing muchly wid de cheezpeeps. Sew nawt ebben trying to B nawt-seccund. Jes looking for good commints to add to or N-joy.
o hai MomCatAnna!!!1!!1!!
welcume back!!!
i hopez u also haz fun here wiff us cheezpeepz liek u had fun in da park!!
ENJOY UR SELF!!
kitteh nid 2 beleev in ceiling cat…uverwize he wil di an go to teh basement
But CC beleebs in u, Kitteh
anom.
Buddha say, “Whut yoo think, yoo becum.” I is becumming a cheezberger soon?
I fink I wunt ebbrifing else 2 be cheezburger. Wif bacon. Midas kitteh is frum anuvver part uv de whirld, doh.
**whisper: xtra bacon, xtra unyun . . . hold teh cheez. Ai iz a heretic
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dat nawt kosher, kitteh but maybee you not heretic, jest refoarmed?
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p.s. i heard onyunz nawt gud fr kitteH. iz twoo? oar is miff?
kthnxbai
…so then I says eating a can of beans can’t be all bad.
*snert* Might be fur de folks arownd u. Eventually.
@@@@@!!!!!
ow noes! kitteh wurshep pagan gawd! ceiling cat will nawt be pleezd
but buda kittehs ar so at peese wif teh world, hao cud it be a bad fing?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/27/buddha-cat/
Peas is rezult, not anser.
dis kitteh followz da path uf dieting, not cheezy goodness…
yes, dis kitteh does folo da path uf dieting, but me no tinks teh big budha kitteh does…
Tihs Buddha l00kingz mawr liek a fat cat t0 mee….
a fat kitteh ornament, a real kitteh would i fink neva become dat fat!
Yoo haz nawt scene neigh… nayb… next-door kitteh, tehn! Snowball Kitteh iz humungous!
i neva thought dat big kitteh would exist!!1!
if u canz… spy on ur neighbourz an’ taek a pic uf da hum…humu… fat kitteh…
if u can dat iz!
“About mai cheezburger.. can Kitteh Buddah maik me one wiv evrythin?”
Consen… Catscen… Thinking hard ’bout gud things (liek cheezbrgr) can maek U won wid whatebber.
I iz a hoomin Buddhist an Iz frustrated because I noe can sit in a full lotus to meditate. I bet Buddist Kitteh can get in it an den get the left ober parts in a whole new one and DEN get out agin. Maybe only kittehs shud be Buddists? Gotta be a vegi, dou. No more gushie foods.
nawt awll buddhistz be vegetarien. I dun fink it r pawsibl tu be kompleetly vejeteriyen in Tibet, fur egg sampl, cuz nawt mush growz dere! Eeben teh Dalai Lama nawt vejetarien awl teh tiemz.
but beein vegi r gud fur teh enmnvro… envyrin…. envoimr… fur naychur.
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Lucy, donut werry bowt teh full lotuz, mebbeh yew kin praktiss sum asanas tew inkreez yur flebxi… bendin skilz, an sloely lurn full lotus? Ennyhao, iz pawsibl tu meditayt widout full lotuz (liek kittehz meditaytin awl dai, skweezd inna box, kurld onna dorstep, awn yur pillo…)
I is not Buddhist, but iz stoodent uv yoga, and cannot any moar sit ebben in half-of-lotis posishun. Meditale-shun “win” fur mii is moar in the mind and spien than in the legz posish-shun.
Ima gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.
omgg1! ai wishes ai had a digy-tall kamera that wurked!
ai has a real budda kitteh, with teh robes, sitting in lotus pozishun, teh pear uv wizdum on one paw and super serene fase.
ai wurshipps all dieties, not just ceiling cat, so lawng as tehy preeches peas and luv.
An I has dat same kitteh on mah shelf! Is piggy bank!
*suspishusllee* Hoo been in mah room wiff a kitteh takin pickshurs?!*
*hides camra and kitteh behind back*
hmmmm…somefin iz fishy round here…. well dis cheezburger should wurk *points cheezburger at sky*
oh noez!! leave mah cheezburger! *lolcatburglar’s kitteh poun..poi…jumps at meh an’ startz noming at mah cheezburger*
i fink we’ve found da culprit Kafleen!
*points at lolcatburglar but she’z gone!!*
dat waz qwick!
Dat waz gud, Hashim.
*runz up n huggz kafleen n spins ’round*
OHAI!!!!! ai haz bind gawn alawng tiem n ai r bak nau!
ai haz mist eberbunny sew mushniss!!!!!
Oh, my!
*donkey grins pleesedlee*
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fanks Kafleen!
AI WANTZ UH BUDDHA KITTEH!
make taht teh PEARL uv wizdum!! lol
Sorry bout this, wanna see if mai avatar shows up
testing testing 1, 2, 3
Stoopy Wurd Pretzel eats mi abitar too sumtimez. Sign into Wurd Pretzel, then IchC and it shuld come back.
Tri Grabatar.
O noas! Puttingz “tri Grabatar” an noaw stoopie thingeh ated MY abitar t00!!!1!
Much pleh.
Testingz, testingz, attempting sumfing else, Ai thinks soe…
Lookie! Abbeytar bak agen! Wy? Onli CC noes an CC iz ineffabubblol…
kitteh mite be a minion of basement cat because of his dark colour n iz pretendin to be buddhist
mebbeh. but eeben blakk kittehz gud, an wite kittehz kin be nawtyz. kittehz not so prediktibl, ackshully. teh “kolor koding” dun werk tuu well fur kittehz (an peepz) wif a mynd ub teihr own, ai finkso.
i fink da colour coding haz an affect on kittehz akshullee… mah oranj tabby iz bery peaceful an’ loving while da black and white one iz gud nad bad…. itz gud wiff meh but bad wiff my oranj tabby, Simba!
ya maybe da kitteh iz gud but dere iz sumfing to cats wif dere colours.
Member, white kittehs r nawt reely white. They r juss masking anudder color wif teh white. Iz troof.
Wen u see a white kitteh, fink of him as a colored kitteh just dipped in white paint.
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Mah La Luz kitteh is masking red / orange. So, she haz a bit ov teh red-hed temperment. She iz bery strong willed.
Mah TJ is masking gray / black. He is bery easy going and a happy liddle fella.
so itz liek teh dooalitee uv teh redheds?
ai notised taht ai get redder in teh summr and blonder in teh winter. mai frend, whu iz alsoe a redhed gets browner in teh winter. mebbe iz teh red maskin teh blonde/brunette kullers. teh red is definitely wut cawses teh angermanagment isshooes tho- kuz itz rillee hard to be a blonde wif red hare- nobuddee beleefs yu wen yu duz stoopy things.
ow noes! kitteh wershup pagan gawd… ceiling cat will not be pleezd
I finks any god hoo blessez yoo wif cheezburgerz is fien
hmmm if I wurship 10 gods I can haz 10x cheezburgerz? srsly
(Delurk) Ahem.
Exsqueeze me, but Buddhishm is NOT Paganizhm. De Budda-kittehs an de Pagan-kittehs mite gets along greaaaat, but dea ist no da sayme ting.
I tink ceiling-cat lubs all de kittehs, brown ones an wite ones an stripeys an calicos. Eben de oraj ones, wetheer dey poisin r not. (My oraj big feller isn’t at ALL poisin. All schweetness an chasin tings, espechially him own tail.)
Dat’s all. I go bak to lurkkin agin. Canno kip up w/ allus dese kittehs allztime.
troo, 3LittlKitties — Buddhism r nawt Paganism at awl!
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ai fink ceeling cat nawt rilly kaer wut peepz bleevez in, so long as dey providez cheezburgerz an gushifuds. iffn yew meen tu CC, yew getz teh five poynty enz an menny sharp teefs. an a poopz in yur shoo.
in awl honestee, ai just coodn’t tink of anyting bettr to sai abot teh lol. ai not tink Buddhism is Paganism at awl. ai is sawry if i offends yoo… ai not meen to.
noe wurryz, NHK, ai nawt ofinded.
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I habbin kookiez an lemminayde — wud yu liek sum?
mm kookiez an lemmynaid soundz gewd!!
ai wunder if 3LittlKitties wuld wantz som 2?
Is OOOKay. I not offendid. I jus sayin is nawt de sayme tings. I gots plenntys of de
religioumus in my chilhood, allkynes. (An alkeenes, too. Snerk. Chems joke dere)
Yu lik talkin ’bout de relligons, I’s rite dere wit u! Fascin – interes – kewl stuff to
tink abou’.
3LittlKitties – cum bak! We like it wen u maek comments!
I hope u cum bak!!!
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Tank U Romeow!
PURRRRR! I feels happi here in de lubin’ regards o’ de Cheezpeeps.
Jus’ so mannny commints, I has to cat-ches them up alls at once.
Wherfor art dou? (U prolly gets dat allsdetime, yeah?)
I’s in EST, so gots to go zleepytmes now.
oh hai! i gotta blog at werd press sew if u clik awn mi name, it goes to my “garden”
Ur name iz not clikkeeable yet – not fr me at leest
Haz u got teh rite website in the “website” field ov ur wierdpress profile?
Handsumm Boi Kitteh
duz nawtz habz 2 beeleev inz
Ceeleeng Cat, butz shoodz
Ceeleeng Cat’z okay
wiff dat. Luukz owtz 4 awll t3h
Kittehz enneewayz
Mebbee Handsum Boi
Kitteh libbz inz apawrtment
wiffoutz an attikkz?
Jack.
Awl kittehs shud beleeb in teh CC, coz Nawt-Sekund Kitteh sed “Pleh” to Buddha an Buddha him sendz NS Kitteh to teh Nawtee Barn. NS Kitteh NOT gonna go t0 Heaben wiv Buddha coz Buddha got a cob on when NS Kitteh said “Pleh” t0 him. Awl teh rest ov teh anibals say nise tihngs t0 Buddha butt nawt NS Kitteh.
*applause wiff da floofy pawz* gud one Jack!!!
its albayz a pleasure readin ur poemz!!
Kitteh- dis meen yuu don eet mousies no moar??
Kan nom mausies (speshly Ebil Maus) IF apolo.. appopl… sayz sowwy t0 ‘em. Aslo, if mausies kepted in freezerator for six weeks, tihs okay t00 coz haz no soles lefted tehn.
*ponderz infoarmashuns*
teh fings i learn on ICHC… kewl.
I canz rubs da buddah kittehs belly? I is nots releg… relig… I is nots releh belivin ins any partikular belifs but is tries to respect all bellifs of da kittehs as longs as dey not be hurtin udders especially nots de cow udders we is need da milk for da cheezburgers.. Also I is likin to rub kitteh bellies…
Better put teh snorgle schnorkel on, tehn! Hear y00 iz…
*passes Mouse a pastel toned snorgle snorkel*
Kthxbai.
Dey iz have snorgle schnorkels now??? why is I nots heard of dis befor? I coulds of spent so much more times snoglelings widouts havings to waste snorgling time on comins ups for da air…
I iz thank youz poohbear for dah wondaful snorgle schnorkel… How can I repay you?
buddhist kitteh, pleez halp mah peepz. we has seben bomb blasts in 1 hour in wun sity yestirdai. An four moar in anodder sity todai. We needz peece plzkthx.
sending thorts ob peas to Moe. no mor boms, plkthx
Anom 2 dat.
*Litez kandul 4 peece*
Heer, ebbereewun lite a kandul.
http://www.webshots.com/sp/peace_candle/
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Den passing it on 2 awl ur frenz. I just did.
done…and done
Boms iz bery bery ebil an stoopie. Sending luvs to Moe frum TTI an prayers fur peace.
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!!!!
i hopez da bombz stop naow an’ may ceiling cat bestow upon da terroristz such kyoot kittehz dat dey SPLORT!!
{{{{{moe}}}}}}}
Mai sinseer hoepz fr peec in yr reejun, Moe, ez wel ez awl urownd teh werld.
{{{{{moe}}}}}
I’m so sry fur awl teh violence round u. I’ll b sending protective and peaceful fots to ur and those round u.
Here, I baked u a choklit cake. Hab it wif sum ice cream. Mebee it will maek u feel juss a liddle bit better fur juss a few minutes.
Stay safe, mah Cheez Fren.
10q awl, fur teh thots, hugz, kandlz, an gud wishez. an teh chokklit caek an is kreem halps, thx! (ai kan haz sekund halping, plz?)
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wen ai rited bowt teh bomz, teh news wuz jus komin in. Nao we knoez dat 29 peepz iz ded an >100 injured, bai 17 bomz whut went off in teh Ahmedabad sity in 90 minnits. Yestirdai der wuz 7 bomz in 1 hour, in Bangalore sity, killin wun peep an hertin menny odderz.
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mai frenz an fambly in bofe sityz iz saef. ai saef heer cuz der be no bomz in mai sity, but ai skairt tu sai it — nobuddy knoez iffn/wer de bomz goin off nekst.
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Hashim, ai haz thinked teh saem fiing as yew befoar — iffn eberybudy had a bebbeh kitteh tu snorgle, mebbe der wud be no vylins in teh whirld. We cud haz globle snorgling.
ya kittehz bring peace umong all cauz dey keep da hoomanz in dier control. either by maeking a kyoot face or scratching da hooman(ouch!!)…. i hopez u {{moe}}} and ur fambly haz a bery long life and stay safe frum da nastee bombz!
Boodist Kitteh not consernd if der iz a ceiling kat or if der iz not a ceiling kat. De koncept is irrevl, irelevand, ireelev, not important on de kwest to elimanate suffering. Elimanat sufring first, devlop kompashun and wizdum, then wury bout ceiling kat later.
wel sed, bernard! 10q!
Ai sekund dat devotion!
Hmmm. Butt teh Buddha send awl kittehs t0 teh Nawtee Barn, nawt going t0 Heaben coz kittehs nawt respecting Buddha an Buddha sez “Whoa tehre, kittehs. Wi y00 saying liek “Pleh!” t0 moi? Begone t0 teh NB!!!11!”
good pointy-endz…
…but awl kittehs be hedonists at hart…maek dere own bershun ub hebben…an’ can ‘trai agen’ 8 moar tiems, wut wif deir nine libes.
Respektin Boodha is ireliband too. REspekt yer self, respekt others. Booda kat says that, “evn if da words come out of my verry mouth, don truss them unles yous can varify them. Be lamps onto yerselfs.” An da only ting dat send ou to nawtee barn is yer own attachemtn to cheezberger!
Bery well dun, bernard!
ooooohhhhh…a woodin kitteh Buddha…WANT!
ub corse, dat wood sujj…sugg…look lyk ai r haz attachment to wooden Booda, witch is sorta a no-no in Booda-ism.
Praps tihs meens taht Boodist Kitteh nawt worrying bout Buddha sendingz awl teh kittehs t0 teh NB an no Heaben fur tehm; tihs problem nawt conserningz Boodist Kitteh?
Speaking uv Booda…
OOBARK haz a Booda belleh.
*Rubs OOBARK’s tummy fur gud luk*
Snortle!
ironical fing aboot dat is: Ai be loozing wate…yay! Ai jus haz lazy belly mussels.
Hidere oobark-
I hadz deh “lazy” belly mussels fer seberal yeers, Bcuz deh doctorkittehs cut dem, foar pulling out deh babees hoo was insied (twins, breech, after a preeveeus sea-sectshun) .
Iffen U do deh eggser-sizes, or jes titen deh belly mussels whenebber, it gets beddur. But Bcuz ob deh cutting, it tuk 2-3 yeers Bfour I ebben try-ed.
Buddist or Fuddist?
win!!!1!
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pleh…ai neber ‘win!!1!’
:::::::::::goez to self-pity corner:::::::::::
Carey Awn…nuffing two sea heer.
U stop dat. Get owdda der.
Owls r POSED to be digkneefied an ellygunt. If u r in self pitty cornur u no can has.
Hai Kafleen! Ai haz missed u an yr dansing wiff yr golden hoofz! U awlways brighten my dai!
{{{donkey}}}
awwwww!
She duz doo dat!
no can haz…wut?
dignity and ellygunts.
Wur u thinkeeng ub sumfing moar…interesting?
oh, hell, ai alreddy knoed ai knot elegant oar dignifried. Yore point?
such az?
Hey yu…OOBARK!!!
Pleez to be gentlerz wid yersef an beez patyient. {{{OOBARK}}}
fang cue
Hey, OOBARK – u onlee gets 2 minutes at teh pitee partee.
Nao, open dose beeg eyes, fluff owt ur floofy fevvers, and get bak owt heer!
Doan make me cum in affer u and pulls u owt by ur talons!
Teh yalonz, yoo no want me to yuse dem, Romeow, truss meh. Yoo wun uv mai frenz here.
yalonz/talonz…PLEH!
I fot u mean yellow talons = yalons.
Yes, a kitteh’s pointee ends don’t hab nuffin on ur talons.
I’ll maek u a deal…iffs u cum out, we’ll boff go and get pedicures!
We’ll stop and hab a dwinkee, before we go!
{{{{{OOBARK}}}}}
It be awn record sumware dat uh Grate Horned Owl killed a man…seriously.
Zen kittoon iz verii seriin.
Ceramik kitteh is flatulent, but refuzez to phart. Iz fullz of gas.
YAY!!! i iz a reeeeaaaaal kitteh buddhist!!!! i iz a nichirin buddhist!
wuttchu nichirin at?!
Dawn key, yoo brasseur!
Rachel,
Mai hooman luv dat statoo. Where he can haz it?
master2bz@yahoodotcom
yep…. get ready boys and girls… we have the new Fad
OK, goodnight, awl, and DON’T sleep in a well!
pleez, no more ceiling cat jokez.
I’s tired of dem.
Pleh. CC is ineffebubblol, so tehre!
Iz troo. We Nichiren Buddhists in SGI say Nam myoho renge kyo.
De kittez just pronouncez it Nam MEOW ho renge kyo!
das ei smal ae knew locat craeze?
I can haz an amen-ah?
Not all Bood…Buud…dem kiities, u kno. Not all of dem not beleef in CC. Sum do bof.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1583879
Ceiling Cat iz zZzZing
Ceiling Cat… IZ teh chzbrgr
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2525040
X( r you makeing funs of budists??? i hopes not! iz one!