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I do not believe in ceiling cat….. I is a Kitteh Buddist
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kitteh iz a hindu..
kitteh should believe in ceiling cat, hez da ultimate kitteh
Dun b a kitteh tv evngellist!
putz yer paw on da skreen….do u feel da power?!!
Congratshumalashuns, Hashim, We haz a tye! Haow shall we sillybrayte?
hmmm…lets see, we both can haz drinkies and dansies!
An we can goe 2 teh ty booteek an chooz sumfing frum teh fabyoolus fings dere.
i’ll go to da nearest shop an’ bring us sum hot choklitt wiff marshmallowz to celebrate wiff!
I getz sum of my Blue Mtn private stash brewin an make sum fluffy biscuits ti put da jam on. What danse we gonna do?
i fink we’ll do da, hmmm… yeah i gotz it, we’ll do break dancing!!1!
neva dun it before akshulle but i’ll try!
itz been soooooo long since i’ve been nawt-sekund, and today i finally am!
Hooray fur u! Ai haz to goe 2 teh shops naow 2 get fud fur a week - Ai haz ordered sumfing an dey sed it will b delibered sumtiem nekst weak, soe Ai will hab 2 wayte in until it arribes!
k bye bye Annipuss!!1!
talk to u at sum other tiem i guess…
Concat relaxashuns to Hashim & Annipuss.
*sigh*
*sitz bak & savorz coffee on a Caurdae am after looooooooong week*
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wot a nice way to start teh dae wif good
furster nawt sekkund commentz and nice lil conversahuns of cheezfrenz.sorta peas on earf gud weal to awl in july.
*clinkx cawfee cups*
cheerz! oops i meen “cheez!”
oopsie. still needs coffee boviouslee- wee can addz t to maek Caturdae?
k tea iz fine wiff meh, i’ll dwink coffee too!
thx so much sweetpea fur da coffee and tea *sip sip sip* *ahhhhh*
dis iz a gud way to start caturdae… hmmm….can i haz anotha cup o coffee pweaze??
Wai 2 go, Hashim!
Heer is sum moar coffeez 4 u! *makes a mocha latte for Hashim an gibes it 2 hymn*
*makes wun 4 hesself 2*
Cheers, Hashim!
Ummm…4 HERself 2
thx a lot Teasel2!!1!!
i appr…appri…thx fur da coffee!!
it tastes grate!!
Cheerz!!
oh sowwy i meanz cheez!!
iz dat abatar ur kitteh btw???
if it iz, itz sooo kyoot and adorable!
Tank Yoo! Yesh, it is the acktual Teasel. Part Ceiling Cat, part Basement Cat, plus a liddle poysin! Seh bees bery, bery fiesty. Needs moar Ceiling Cat!!1!!
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(Der are sum pix on mai profile, if yud kare 2 luk)
ur kitteh iz soo kyoot.. u could see mah profile and da kitteh dat iz da abatar iz mah kitteh, hiz nae iz Simba, hez 80% poison an’ 20% ceiling cat… i haz himz picturez in mah profile if u want 2 see…
Hez bery bery kyoot! I lub orinj kittehz! I lukked at awl your pix. R does udder kittehz teh neighboorhud kittehz?
nope, all uf da picturez of kittehz i’ve uploaded r my kittehz, da black and white one, da brown one and da orinj one. Simba’s sister iz da black and white kitteh and himz nephew iz da brown one
I thot der waz a fambly resembleance, but did naut noes dey awl libbed wiff U! U are luckeee dat sew many kyoot kittehs chosed u!
ya datz true!
mah Simba kitteh iz naow 3 yearz old an’ haz been living wiff meh since he waz born.
himz speciality iz head butt!!1!!
he bangz himz head wiff mine, which doesnt hurt but iz kyoot!
Teasel duz dat 2 !!1!! It is sew kyoot! Awlways awn mai hed. An my glasses–de awlways haz kitteh nose prints on dem!
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Ai haz 2 go owt 4 awhyl noa. RL kalls.
Kthxbai
bbl
ya i haz only 1 hour till i collapse an’ snooze
bye Teasel2!!1!
Head butts. LURVE em. Soundz laik yur kittoonz hav lotz uv lurve, wich iz waht AWL kittoonz diisurv.
O hai jmuhj!!
thx fur da nice comment!!1!
Yeah fur U, Hashim.
I has been awai wid my kittehs and mai momkat to wadder parks and ‘moosement parks for cupple dais, and has not been playing muchly wid de cheezpeeps. Sew nawt ebben trying to B nawt-seccund. Jes looking for good commints to add to or N-joy.
o hai MomCatAnna!!!1!!1!!
welcume back!!!
i hopez u also haz fun here wiff us cheezpeepz liek u had fun in da park!!
ENJOY UR SELF!!
kitteh nid 2 beleev in ceiling cat…uverwize he wil di an go to teh basement
But CC beleebs in u, Kitteh
anom.
Buddha say, “Whut yoo think, yoo becum.” I is becumming a cheezberger soon?
I fink I wunt ebbrifing else 2 be cheezburger. Wif bacon. Midas kitteh is frum anuvver part uv de whirld, doh.
**whisper: xtra bacon, xtra unyun . . . hold teh cheez. Ai iz a heretic
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dat nawt kosher, kitteh but maybee you not heretic, jest refoarmed?
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p.s. i heard onyunz nawt gud fr kitteH. iz twoo? oar is miff?
kthnxbai
…so then I says eating a can of beans can’t be all bad.
*snert* Might be fur de folks arownd u. Eventually.
@@@@@!!!!!
ow noes! kitteh wurshep pagan gawd! ceiling cat will nawt be pleezd
but buda kittehs ar so at peese wif teh world, hao cud it be a bad fing?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/27/buddha-cat/
Peas is rezult, not anser.
dis kitteh followz da path uf dieting, not cheezy goodness…
yes, dis kitteh does folo da path uf dieting, but me no tinks teh big budha kitteh does…
Tihs Buddha l00kingz mawr liek a fat cat t0 mee….
a fat kitteh ornament, a real kitteh would i fink neva become dat fat!
Yoo haz nawt scene neigh… nayb… next-door kitteh, tehn! Snowball Kitteh iz humungous!
i neva thought dat big kitteh would exist!!1!
if u canz… spy on ur neighbourz an’ taek a pic uf da hum…humu… fat kitteh…
if u can dat iz!
“About mai cheezburger.. can Kitteh Buddah maik me one wiv evrythin?”
Consen… Catscen… Thinking hard ’bout gud things (liek cheezbrgr) can maek U won wid whatebber.
I iz a hoomin Buddhist an Iz frustrated because I noe can sit in a full lotus to meditate. I bet Buddist Kitteh can get in it an den get the left ober parts in a whole new one and DEN get out agin. Maybe only kittehs shud be Buddists? Gotta be a vegi, dou. No more gushie foods.
nawt awll buddhistz be vegetarien. I dun fink it r pawsibl tu be kompleetly vejeteriyen in Tibet, fur egg sampl, cuz nawt mush growz dere! Eeben teh Dalai Lama nawt vejetarien awl teh tiemz.
but beein vegi r gud fur teh enmnvro… envyrin…. envoimr… fur naychur.
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Lucy, donut werry bowt teh full lotuz, mebbeh yew kin praktiss sum asanas tew inkreez yur flebxi… bendin skilz, an sloely lurn full lotus? Ennyhao, iz pawsibl tu meditayt widout full lotuz (liek kittehz meditaytin awl dai, skweezd inna box, kurld onna dorstep, awn yur pillo…)
I is not Buddhist, but iz stoodent uv yoga, and cannot any moar sit ebben in half-of-lotis posishun. Meditale-shun “win” fur mii is moar in the mind and spien than in the legz posish-shun.
Ima gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.
omgg1! ai wishes ai had a digy-tall kamera that wurked!
ai has a real budda kitteh, with teh robes, sitting in lotus pozishun, teh pear uv wizdum on one paw and super serene fase.
ai wurshipps all dieties, not just ceiling cat, so lawng as tehy preeches peas and luv.
An I has dat same kitteh on mah shelf! Is piggy bank!
*suspishusllee* Hoo been in mah room wiff a kitteh takin pickshurs?!*
*hides camra and kitteh behind back*
hmmmm…somefin iz fishy round here…. well dis cheezburger should wurk *points cheezburger at sky*
oh noez!! leave mah cheezburger! *lolcatburglar’s kitteh poun..poi…jumps at meh an’ startz noming at mah cheezburger*
i fink we’ve found da culprit Kafleen!
*points at lolcatburglar but she’z gone!!*
dat waz qwick!