Comments on: Stalker kitteh

By: nobody

nobody — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:44:55 +0000

nobody likes the stalker kitteh is not deterred bai adt one.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:57:42 +0000

Best not to dawdle wen drivin bai dis car.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:55:19 +0000

U fine dis “Camera in frunt ub a doofus” fing surprising, jd?

U muss not watch reality tv, commershuls, talk shows, news, etc….

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:48:59 +0000

trots up behind 4.5 an dey bofe doo teh @ jd

By: Jami

Jami — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:27:41 +0000

I challenge you all to redo the following Police song in LOL speak to go with this picture!

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please…

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you…

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:35:47 +0000

Camera operator kitteh zooms in and out of go-go danser

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:15:45 +0000

When u leest expect it, frum unner teh bed, unner teh sofa or behindz teh door!
Twitch, twitch….pounce!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:13:41 +0000

Kittehs stalk ur toes. Ow, ow ow teh pointy endz!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:09:58 +0000

Ohai divakitty123! Iz nebber 2 laet 2 join inna fun. Ai am offen laet 2 getz heer, to. But heers a hint. Wach teh “Who be talkin” box up onna rite hand side.
Almost alwayz sumone talkin caus cheezfrens be frum all ober teh whirld. Klik on teh pichur where teh moast conbersashun be goin an join teh fun.
Ai member Laffin tu. Lubbed it.

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:04:07 +0000

he nawt stalking he waiting totaly different

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:39:44 +0000

Sumwun did, but Ai fink mai glassis haz anti-splort cote on dem!

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:21:23 +0000

Ai’m alwuz so latey 4 de conbersashuns…werky-werky-werky til 5 pacipic teim. An cuz ai’m sorta noo to de lolcats, don reely no wut 2 say wen itz so late. Wen duz de noo px post??

But ai’m shur gladded dat sumbunny else noz all ‘bowt Laffin!! Mai fav in joonyr hi!

By: old lurker

old lurker — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:54:45 +0000

Ai din no Nash Car had trux! Sorwe fur de laet replai but Dr Who waz on an ai hadda run.

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:47:43 +0000

Stalker kitteh ignores temporary protection order at his own risk.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:15:38 +0000

O pleez, stalkur kattun, com stalk mii! Yu ar so Qte! an ai wil snorgleyu! strate thru Fridai nyte an on intew CATurdai!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:12:50 +0000

*heddesk*

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:11:13 +0000

Ifn uh woodchuk cood chuk wood…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:10:47 +0000

BTW — SamS wuz mai frind nom-burr 50!!

By: rayne

rayne — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:10:29 +0000

i wuz 7th cawlur an got tikutz tu consirt twyyz wit no spede dile i wun i wun !! wuz funn sept hert mai eerz et did

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:09:56 +0000

Ohai elfinugget! Tayl SamS 2 gitz awl beddur reel sune sew herz kin gitz bak awn ICHC. N givz herz dis 4 me: {{{{SamS}}}}

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:46:32 +0000

I finksew herz meenz “dialysis” (DIAL SS) aftur “kidney failure” (KDNYFLR)

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:04:22 +0000

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:00:36 +0000

Butt teh cyoot pinkee pinkee tow pads!!!1!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:54:29 +0000

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:21:02 +0000

Nixon kitteh sez “Sok it 2 me”

By: Romeow

Romeow — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:16:57 +0000

Iz dat on teh poo poo platter?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:14:02 +0000

“… but stoopy.”

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:11:47 +0000

Spy soljer kitteh sez
“Veddy innnteresssting…”

By: officecat

officecat — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:11:30 +0000

*snert* dat waz awesum! 5 cheezburgers!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:09:37 +0000

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:54:36 +0000

nope. ime prettee shure it wuz a wummen… everbuddee noes taht reel men dont skreem.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:52:43 +0000

yesh berry gud nice………. lurves it…………..mite be abel tew find a big barrel type bead to put onnit

wair yew gets teh clasp…..iz excellent wun

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:51:25 +0000

ai uh…gree, pajamakitty

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:50:51 +0000

Oh, Aye iz glad… m-bare-@ssinglii slo is teh U.Escargo. Iz a gud blu, no?

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:49:26 +0000

mite need nooooo toster

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:49:21 +0000

NO WAY! DO NOT WANT!

By: BGee

BGee — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:48:25 +0000

Ai hope he donut get teh pop scared out ov him

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:45:56 +0000

oh hey dare!!! usps cum to mailbox tewdai, fankie fankie too much

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:45:44 +0000

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:45:11 +0000

@@@@@

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:44:10 +0000

I see a pop cat in ur footure.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:44:01 +0000

Wuz it yew ai ‘almost’ maed splort teh uvver knight?

By: BGee

BGee — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:43:07 +0000

U dont “see” dis immeditaly on wakin.
U has to lift teh pile ov fur’n'feet orf ur face a few inches to see it.

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:42:19 +0000

snarffle, snerk..hedesk…

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:42:11 +0000

az well yew shood!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:42:09 +0000

U mean like ennyfing but dat?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:41:01 +0000

jus red it. Fang Q

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:40:58 +0000

Ur akshully rite!
Wen it moves, it makes a liddle noise, and TJ comes up to see wat it’s saying. Sumtiems all we can see is a beeg nose sniffing at teh camera.
We lubs our doofus.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:37:29 +0000

Then it will be DIAL SS

By: jd

jd — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:35:44 +0000

Taranchala
Unicorn
Velociraptor
Wooly Mammoth
X…