Stalker kitteh

Stalker kitteh Can wait a looooong tiem.
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Stalker kitteh Can wait a looooong tiem.
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nawt secund
Dat’s troo, but it iz betteriffn u can maek a commint dat haz sumfing 2 do wiv teh lol.
*wunners iffen a vegetarian stalker kitteh wud stalk stalks?*
regular kittehs stalk stalks- uv grass, uv weedz, even imaginaree stalk beests frum teh wunnerlands uv intervoodoo.
Well, I can tell by teh wai u stalk ur stalks,
ur a kitteh cat, no time to talk…
ooo!! Speekin’ ov tyme to talk!!!!
Um sorry, I iz hyjakkin dis thred, sory…
ScotchandmoreScotch has been ok’d to “eat” liquid “food”…
SamS sed that teh no-sodyum beefbroff taezt laik durt-watr. But, teh jelloz, dey is plentyfulz.
SamS sed she mite ask foar orinj-joos an’ kranberry-joos mixd when dey lets hur has a menu next.
She ar in gud spiritz, sez menny fanks to teh cheezfrenz, menny hed-bonks bak to awl!! YAY!!
–Elfi
{{{{SamS}}}
Likkwid diet is teh pleh….broth fer brekfast DO NAWT WANT !!
Ai be sending gud thots to her frum Meeshigun !!
Fanks, Elfi!
Yeah fur SAMS!
Oh, ai mis wut hapun to sams. hoap she otae.
Ai se{{{{{ Elfie }}}}}]inbitashun fur haows clening partee. gud luk dere. Yu be mooving tu 10see? oar wut?
fang queue, nugget o’ teh elf, fore dis upd8. Ay dunbno mose Cheezfrenz heer az well az moas dew, but still, iz teh sad wen ao heer eben wun Cheezfren is teh PLEH. Gud tew heer SamS iz improobing.
Ohai elfinugget! Tayl SamS 2 gitz awl beddur reel sune sew herz kin gitz bak awn ICHC. N givz herz dis 4 me: {{{{SamS}}}}
BTW — SamS wuz mai frind nom-burr 50!!
Wud dat be liek a woodchuk chukkin wood?
Ifn uh woodchuk cood chuk wood…
bet him wud stalk cellerees…
so… we no can haz sings and dansees..??
we alweyz has sings and dansees and lawts uv fud.
teh onlee thing taht kud stawp teh sillibrashuns is whirld peez.
Whirled peas wud stop teh sillibrashuns?
*puts paw on the Stop button ov teh fud processor filled wif peas*
Sry.
Da last lol had whirled peaz on teh kitteh’s leg, sew eben dat duzzent stawp sillybrashuns. *starts fuud prowcessor, but remobes lid adn adds edible silly string tew it, which immediutly flies eberywhere*
*sigh*
Ebery kitchen habs a trubble maker.
.
I hope u doan spect meh to cleen dat up!
*hands jd a damp towel*
Let’s gib me (not me Romeow, but he / she me) a do ober.
U gets a second chance fur a funny and witty nawt second comment.
Me, r u still heer?
Nao’s ur chance!
Ai fink dat “me” mite b a troll…
Trolls need lub too.
Letz do teh troll danz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6jXIxYhwQ
I down’t mind trolls needing lub, but if they need lube, they can go tew teh Nawty Barn liek eberyone else.
trots up behind 4.5 an dey bofe doo teh
@ jd
“me” We relize da preshur iz awn wen yu cum fined no commint but plz tu tri tu sai sumfing funny. Sum ub us iz wating awn da refrch fur a lawng tiem tu trai tu be nawt secund nd iz auntie climatic tu cum bak 15 minutz laiter nd fined just sumbuddy bragz. Mai pointy enz , let me sho yu.
He’z watchin u
Ebery fish u taek, ebery meow u maek, ebery vase u braek, he be watchin u!
@@@@@@@@!
Call teh police!
There’s a wasp, no it’s a bee, no a Sting!
Oicha!
*headdesk*
shakin the bushes, boss, shakin the bushes
Cool Hand Luke ref FTW!
thank you, somebody
Stawker kitteh waits until he hears a can opener.
teh pizza delivberey person, you’re days are numbered.
One moar pizza and dem ankles r gonna get it!
Naw! Teh ankles get nuffing. Teh pizza iz awl mine. Nawt sharing wib no ankles.
Mebbe himz jus hadta … um … use teh liddur bawks?
wut hyoomen wud put teh littr bocks behind teh hedges?
Naychur iz himz liddur bawks!
Mother Nature habs to scoop teh hole whirled?
Eekaunamee bad — shii had tew get a 2nd job.
uh-oh! somefing is itching mah noes..!
haaaaaaaaaaaaa…..
…
choooooo!!1!
.
hmmz, so muj for me being stelthee…
I alwais feel like sumkitteh’s watchin meh.
In TTI dey iz. Der iz awmoast wun CCTV camera fur ebbery man, wummun an chylde.
We just got a Pet Cam so we can see dat eberyone is OK when we’re gone.
OK, troof b told, we’re only worried about TJ. He’s a bit ov a doofus.
Yu put a camera in frunt ob a doofus? *blinks* Dat wurries me. I hope yu didn’t tell TJ wat it was, or yu’ll get noe end ob dem hamming it up foar teh cameras.
Ur akshully rite!
Wen it moves, it makes a liddle noise, and TJ comes up to see wat it’s saying. Sumtiems all we can see is a beeg nose sniffing at teh camera.
We lubs our doofus.
U fine dis “Camera in frunt ub a doofus” fing surprising, jd?
U muss not watch reality tv, commershuls, talk shows, news, etc….
Shhhh…didz u heer dat?
Iz cuming from teh bushes.
wut kud it be?
a Aardvark?
a Bug?
a Catapult run bai krazed ebil minyuns?
A dormaus
a elolofant
a focks
a giraff
a heffalump
an iguana
a jay
a kakapo
a lemur
a morris danser
…
a Demon?
a Extra-lrg Spidur?
a Fansee Caddurpillur?
G…
a geeraff?
a hippitypottamymous?
a itty-bitty spydur?
J…
a sekond Jeeraff?
a Kokrowj?
a Lolcat?
a MØØSË??
Nightmare
Oliphaunt
Peacock
Q..
Qwale
Rooster…
Sowbug…
T….
Taranchala
Unicorn
Velociraptor
Wooly Mammoth
X…