Stalker kitteh
Stalker kitteh Can wait a looooong tiem.
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nawt secund
Dat’s troo, but it iz betteriffn u can maek a commint dat haz sumfing 2 do wiv teh lol.
*wunners iffen a vegetarian stalker kitteh wud stalk stalks?*
regular kittehs stalk stalks- uv grass, uv weedz, even imaginaree stalk beests frum teh wunnerlands uv intervoodoo.
Well, I can tell by teh wai u stalk ur stalks,
ur a kitteh cat, no time to talk…
ooo!! Speekin’ ov tyme to talk!!!!
Um sorry, I iz hyjakkin dis thred, sory…
ScotchandmoreScotch has been ok’d to “eat” liquid “food”…
SamS sed that teh no-sodyum beefbroff taezt laik durt-watr. But, teh jelloz, dey is plentyfulz.
SamS sed she mite ask foar orinj-joos an’ kranberry-joos mixd when dey lets hur has a menu next.
She ar in gud spiritz, sez menny fanks to teh cheezfrenz, menny hed-bonks bak to awl!! YAY!!
–Elfi
{{{{SamS}}}
Likkwid diet is teh pleh….broth fer brekfast DO NAWT WANT !!
Ai be sending gud thots to her frum Meeshigun !!
Fanks, Elfi!
Yeah fur SAMS!
Oh, ai mis wut hapun to sams. hoap she otae.
Ai se{{{{{ Elfie }}}}}]inbitashun fur haows clening partee. gud luk dere. Yu be mooving tu 10see? oar wut?
fang queue, nugget o’ teh elf, fore dis upd8. Ay dunbno mose Cheezfrenz heer az well az moas dew, but still, iz teh sad wen ao heer eben wun Cheezfren is teh PLEH. Gud tew heer SamS iz improobing.
Ohai elfinugget! Tayl SamS 2 gitz awl beddur reel sune sew herz kin gitz bak awn ICHC. N givz herz dis 4 me: {{{{SamS}}}}
BTW — SamS wuz mai frind nom-burr 50!!
Wud dat be liek a woodchuk chukkin wood?
Ifn uh woodchuk cood chuk wood…
bet him wud stalk cellerees…
so… we no can haz sings and dansees..??
we alweyz has sings and dansees and lawts uv fud.
teh onlee thing taht kud stawp teh sillibrashuns is whirld peez.
Whirled peas wud stop teh sillibrashuns?
*puts paw on the Stop button ov teh fud processor filled wif peas*
Sry.
Da last lol had whirled peaz on teh kitteh’s leg, sew eben dat duzzent stawp sillybrashuns. *starts fuud prowcessor, but remobes lid adn adds edible silly string tew it, which immediutly flies eberywhere*
*sigh*
Ebery kitchen habs a trubble maker.
.
I hope u doan spect meh to cleen dat up!
*hands jd a damp towel*
Let’s gib me (not me Romeow, but he / she me) a do ober.
U gets a second chance fur a funny and witty nawt second comment.
Me, r u still heer?
Nao’s ur chance!
Ai fink dat “me” mite b a troll…
Trolls need lub too.
Letz do teh troll danz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6jXIxYhwQ
I down’t mind trolls needing lub, but if they need lube, they can go tew teh Nawty Barn liek eberyone else.
trots up behind 4.5 an dey bofe doo teh
@ jd
“me” We relize da preshur iz awn wen yu cum fined no commint but plz tu tri tu sai sumfing funny. Sum ub us iz wating awn da refrch fur a lawng tiem tu trai tu be nawt secund nd iz auntie climatic tu cum bak 15 minutz laiter nd fined just sumbuddy bragz. Mai pointy enz , let me sho yu.
He’z watchin u
Ebery fish u taek, ebery meow u maek, ebery vase u braek, he be watchin u!
@@@@@@@@!
Call teh police!
There’s a wasp, no it’s a bee, no a Sting!
Oicha!
*headdesk*
shakin the bushes, boss, shakin the bushes
Cool Hand Luke ref FTW!
thank you, somebody
Stawker kitteh waits until he hears a can opener.
teh pizza delivberey person, you’re days are numbered.
One moar pizza and dem ankles r gonna get it!
Naw! Teh ankles get nuffing. Teh pizza iz awl mine. Nawt sharing wib no ankles.
Mebbe himz jus hadta … um … use teh liddur bawks?
wut hyoomen wud put teh littr bocks behind teh hedges?
Naychur iz himz liddur bawks!
Mother Nature habs to scoop teh hole whirled?
Eekaunamee bad — shii had tew get a 2nd job.
uh-oh! somefing is itching mah noes..!
haaaaaaaaaaaaa…..
…
choooooo!!1!
.
hmmz, so muj for me being stelthee…
I alwais feel like sumkitteh’s watchin meh.
In TTI dey iz. Der iz awmoast wun CCTV camera fur ebbery man, wummun an chylde.
We just got a Pet Cam so we can see dat eberyone is OK when we’re gone.
OK, troof b told, we’re only worried about TJ. He’s a bit ov a doofus.
Yu put a camera in frunt ob a doofus? *blinks* Dat wurries me. I hope yu didn’t tell TJ wat it was, or yu’ll get noe end ob dem hamming it up foar teh cameras.
Ur akshully rite!
Wen it moves, it makes a liddle noise, and TJ comes up to see wat it’s saying. Sumtiems all we can see is a beeg nose sniffing at teh camera.
We lubs our doofus.
U fine dis “Camera in frunt ub a doofus” fing surprising, jd?
U muss not watch reality tv, commershuls, talk shows, news, etc….
Shhhh…didz u heer dat?
Iz cuming from teh bushes.
wut kud it be?
a Aardvark?
a Bug?
a Catapult run bai krazed ebil minyuns?
A dormaus
a elolofant
a focks
a giraff
a heffalump
an iguana
a jay
a kakapo
a lemur
a morris danser
…
a Demon?
a Extra-lrg Spidur?
a Fansee Caddurpillur?
G…
a geeraff?
a hippitypottamymous?
a itty-bitty spydur?
J…
a sekond Jeeraff?
a Kokrowj?
a Lolcat?
a MØØSË??
Nightmare
Oliphaunt
Peacock
Q..
Qwale
Rooster…
Sowbug…
T….
Taranchala
Unicorn
Velociraptor
Wooly Mammoth
X…
Quagga
Rhinoserlolus
sealolion
Turtlol
U…
Qwazy wabbit
Ravenis raven
Sneeky snakey
Two ton turtlol
U….
Teh Undead
a vixen
a wolverine
Ubiquitous Ungulent
Vicious Vampire
Wurrisum Wobat
X…
Xenomorph (it’s a bug hunt)
Yellow-Fin Land Tuna, wit beeeg teeefs
Zebra from the Basement of Despair
Ohai Dan! Aye iz habbin teh end-o-weak sillies Aye thawt teh A-bra cum frum the basement ob despair, nawt teh Z….
A-bra, um……izzat a ……size issue?
Teh A-bra iz for a hope chest.
snarffle, snerk..hedesk…
oh hey dare!!! usps cum to mailbox tewdai, fankie fankie too much
Oh, Aye iz glad… m-bare-@ssinglii slo is teh U.Escargo. Iz a gud blu, no?
yesh berry gud nice………. lurves it…………..mite be abel tew find a big barrel type bead to put onnit
wair yew gets teh clasp…..iz excellent wun
i c nuhthink….
I IZ AWAIK!
Needs sum moar catfeend?
yeshplz
Heer, hab a catpoochino.
romeow, u haz savd teh dai!
ai dunno bowt yu, but ai dont eet nething wif ‘poo’ in teh naym…
Hao bout an Apool Dumpling?
Shiitake mushrooms?
Iz dat on teh poo poo platter?
*heddesk*
u doan wahch dirtee jowbs? lolpooh
Careful, I putted an extra shot ov ’spresso in it.
U won’t b taking a cat nap ennytime soon – sunbeam or no sunbeam.
memmer doz big i’d kittehs an goggies frum long tyme ago? (deh horble ‘awrt’) mi i’s iz liek dat naow!
Roll wif it, bebeh!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1235357
Rite bak at ya, Aahz!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=977423
Wile ai wuz getting mai catpoocheeno it ocrud tu me dat traing tu refrech wen iz tiem fur nu pikshur iz saim az awn radio ” 7th cawlur wil win 2 tikutz tu consurt” put awn spede dile nd push, push, push, nd problee stil nebbur getz it.
i wuz 7th cawlur an got tikutz tu consirt twyyz wit no spede dile i wun i wun !! wuz funn sept hert mai eerz et did
nyse, Aahz. Iz dat teh Krup Splort-a-matic Model?
The best fing bout waking up,
iz Splort-a-matic Cat.
So mush bettr than waking wif dis in ur face
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627528
Ewwwww…but LOL.
Butt teh cyoot pinkee pinkee tow pads!!!1!
Yikes !!!
freakin’ awesome!!!!! @@@@@@@@@
ai can fink ob fings ai wud raver see dan dat wen ai wakes up
U mean like ennyfing but dat?
U dont “see” dis immeditaly on wakin.
U has to lift teh pile ov fur’n'feet orf ur face a few inches to see it.
ai uh…gree, pajamakitty
NO WAY! DO NOT WANT!
all dat kyut wud waek me up in teh mornin! ’summin mai hed dint splode.
nom, dat sownz gud. brb
Stawker kitteh’s cubber waz blown wen
he made an Olympic class leap to get a fly.
Ai fink de kitteh waz huntin a mausie an heard de I screem man.
I herd a man screem?
nope. ime prettee shure it wuz a wummen… everbuddee noes taht reel men dont skreem.
****sigh****
Finalee done with teh pleh week….
Dinner is cookin’ and ai am wif teh cheezfrenz….
Soon ai’ll be enjoying gud fud,gud wine,& teh bestest peeps in teh world !!!!
(oh,and theres a truck rayce tonite..ai’m in hebben !!)
wut kyne ob trux
Teh Nascar ones….
reely fast pick-up trucks!
Ai din no Nash Car had trux! Sorwe fur de laet replai but Dr Who waz on an ai hadda run.
OT: Wyle ai wuz out a foo minits ago, ai sawed teh awsum licinse playte:
IM2BZ2P
…will dere next plate be KDNYFLR ???
PAWS-IBLOL
Off thred, did you see the answer I posted to your remark about glaucoma on the vacumin lol?
no
jus red it. Fang Q
Then it will be DIAL SS
?
!
??
I finksew herz meenz “dialysis” (DIAL SS) aftur “kidney failure” (KDNYFLR)
Best not to dawdle wen drivin bai dis car.
Ooops – ment to put dis on dis fred ravvur dan teh las wun…
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Mai huzbin jus capshund himz nawt sekkund lolcat!!! Ai finkz it are teh funneh, tew.
…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627547
U iz rite, it iz funnee!
new fangled kitteh-pult launch system trigger.
I see a pop cat in ur footure.
Ai hope he donut get teh pop scared out ov him
mite need nooooo toster
*snert* dat waz awesum! 5 cheezburgers!
Ai haz a prowd!
az well yew shood!
:lol;
Dat be fantastic…
kitteh be toast in a minnut !!
Ai fink he will get teh toste ware teh sun doant shyne…
Wuz it yew ai ‘almost’ maed splort teh uvver knight?
Sumwun did, but Ai fink mai glassis haz anti-splort cote on dem!
Dat R teh funneh. Nyse 2 haz teh husbin wif teh cents ub hyoomr. Pls tellz him Ai LOLROF at himz funneh.
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Fade in to commershul
(crash)
“Did you hear that?”
“Don’t worry, I have LazerCat”
(announser disclaimer talking really low and really fast)
LazerCat is registered trademark of Tabby Industries
LazerCat accepts no responsibilities of system failure due to humans
stoopyness.
Monthly maintenance fee of eleventy seven cheezburgers not included.
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Spy soljer kitteh sez
“Veddy innnteresssting…”
“… but stoopy.”
Nixon kitteh sez “Sok it 2 me”
Ai’m alwuz so latey 4 de conbersashuns…werky-werky-werky til 5 pacipic teim. An cuz ai’m sorta noo to de lolcats, don reely no wut 2 say wen itz so late. Wen duz de noo px post??
But ai’m shur gladded dat sumbunny else noz all ‘bowt Laffin!! Mai fav in joonyr hi!
Ohai divakitty123! Iz nebber 2 laet 2 join inna fun. Ai am offen laet 2 getz heer, to. But heers a hint. Wach teh “Who be talkin” box up onna rite hand side.
Almost alwayz sumone talkin caus cheezfrens be frum all ober teh whirld. Klik on teh pichur where teh moast conbersashun be goin an join teh fun.
Ai member Laffin tu. Lubbed it.
Camera operator kitteh zooms in and out of go-go danser
O pleez, stalkur kattun, com stalk mii! Yu ar so Qte! an ai wil snorgleyu! strate thru Fridai nyte an on intew CATurdai!
Stalker kitteh ignores temporary protection order at his own risk.
he nawt stalking he waiting totaly different
Kittehs stalk ur toes. Ow, ow ow teh pointy endz!
When u leest expect it, frum unner teh bed, unner teh sofa or behindz teh door!
Twitch, twitch….pounce!
I challenge you all to redo the following Police song in LOL speak to go with this picture!
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please…
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you…
nobody likes the stalker kitteh is not deterred bai adt one.