Comments on: iz u done vacooming now??

By: nobody

nobody — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:43:15 +0000

nobody will help! nobody will help! i can has cheezburgrz, kthx? no pizza. gifs nobody indygestyun

By: Rascal's Hyoomin

Rascal's Hyoomin — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:24:57 +0000

Dat’s wut mai Rascal be saysin’.

Hims hide unner de bed tho, an yew onlee seez big green aiz stearinz back… Him nawt comes out fer ourz

an’ scooz if’n mai kitteh-speek is funnee, I’s steel lernin…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:41:52 +0000

ai toe-tally agree!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:50:38 +0000

vacooming: mai ‘pinyun: it SUX!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:17:40 +0000

Wutt a bootifull pickshur.

*sighs wiff happeh*

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:39:28 +0000

Dey b da “prezzintz” dat awl kittehz givz deyz oanurz — skyooz me, da hoominz dat dey oanz. Dey kunsistz uv catfur n parshullee-dyjestid catfud, n dey r yooshullee uhnownsded bai da sowndz “ick-ick-ick-ICK-ICK-ICK—ICK—HORK!!”

By: NiveeMeow

NiveeMeow — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:43:45 +0000

Dis kitteh iz such a cute……..

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By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:29:25 +0000

sea ewe

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:44:26 +0000

Nawt 2 worries!

I’m goin to have some noms nao–almos 9 pm heer an Ai habn’t eated!
Mai kittehs haz, tho.

C u 2 morrow!

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:41:38 +0000

Ai dew find maiself tokking liek dis sumtiem! Maks mii laff! Mostly it only happens wiff a frend who is alsew a cheexpeoplez sew seh unnerstands!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:39:23 +0000

Ai lub wen yew *snerk*, mai liddle prrple fren.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:36:02 +0000

tpyOs, eben…GRRRRR!!!!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:34:27 +0000

It’z ackshully kwite skeery. Berry offen, ai wunder…no…feer…thet ai’ll start tpying/tokking liek this awl teh tiem…eben…*gasp*…AWFLYNE!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:29:37 +0000

awl katz dew wut?

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:12:49 +0000

Yew doant haz 2b, u know–wii r always r own worst critic!
But here in Cheezland ebbery buddy lubbs ebberywun, noe maddder what dey do (as log as day be nize).
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I am jellous ob ur lolspeak! U dew it mush bedder dan mii, an I tri 2 lern frum u!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:12:37 +0000

Him libs wif fren’z mudder, cuz him lieks teh mudder betterer.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:05:50 +0000

Ai knewed yew’d knoa, butt ai haz a ‘fing’ abaot mai oan tpyus.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:03:25 +0000

Mai kitteh…WERK??? Yew must be Joe King! Teh ONLEH tihng him ‘werks’ at is *sleeping*! Brassin’, sassin’, frassin’ KITTEH!

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:02:41 +0000

I mak typos awl da tiem! An I knew what u meaned.

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:01:14 +0000

Dat is wun big kitteh! What fun 2 snorgle!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:59:50 +0000

teers s/b yeerz! PLEH! Ai can’t eben tell uh storey wifout tpyoez!

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:56:44 +0000

Dat is so fuunee an kyoot! An I bet he werks for gushifud an lub stead ob awl teh munnies mekanicks want!
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Oar maibee he was playin wiff da dust bunnehs an was trying 2 luk inoscent!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:53:57 +0000

Ai haz a fren hoo haz a kitteh; kitteh yewsta weigh 30 paoundz; naow weighs 26 paoundz…and kitteh iz purrfectly hellfy.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:46:02 +0000

Mai feline iz fine…jury still aout awn meh, tho.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:44:15 +0000

Wii knoe…wuz yore bruvver…AGEN!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:42:57 +0000

OT: Wun uv mai favoritest memreez uv Zeus (noe wurriez; eye still haz him) wuz frum shortly after we rescued eech uvver. Ai woak up wun moarning, looked ober teh sighed uv mai nestroom nest, an’ dere wuz teh Zeus, unner teh nest, at teh edge, awn him’z back, luking up at meh, liek a me-can-ick onna dolley unner a kar, wif a look awn him’z faec taht sed: ‘Oh, hi. Yoo no wurriez. Eberyting fyne daown heer. Jus abaout finished.’ ‘Twuz a bery splort-wurthy moe-mint frum ruffly tew teers ago.:D

kthx

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:20:39 +0000

Ai hearz dat…mostly! Wut be horks?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:56:09 +0000

Elfinugget, ai wanned ask u be mai cheezfren bud dohn see hau tu du it. Ai did laike yur comparison of David Bowie to a Polish Chicken, howseber. Egsacklee!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:48:02 +0000

Mai brudder haz a borderline glaucma. Taeks drops, an ai dont tink iz big deehl. Ai tink iz oneub doze tings dat caut earlee iz naut reelee bad anemohr. Affer awhile u du yer drohps azpart ub dailee routine an dont tink about much.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:39:33 +0000

Did the big noise go away?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:33:55 +0000

Fang queue, annipuss.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:41:21 +0000

I iz nawt kitteh. I iz rayvin in profaiyul lookin up.

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:03:43 +0000

Wutta gourgeeouss kitteh!!!

Foar naow, her wil hydez; her wil cum aowt wen teh Maunsture bees dun vakuumyng teh rugg; untyl tehn, her iys kontent tuu wautchez frum a saife dystence!!!!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:56:07 +0000

*shrugs*

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:50:02 +0000

poetc (teh c wiv a cedilla under – nawt ober)??? duzn’t werk, duz it?

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:45:04 +0000

Owr goggie jes LUUVES teh vakuum!!!! Butt, tehn, hims a Lolbradoar!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:43:15 +0000

liek Hello Kitty!!!

By: Eve

Eve — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:22:37 +0000

Ai akshullee had a cupple kittehs hoo liekd to be vakyoomd.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:22:11 +0000

seh stashes boxes in herz truk

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:12:01 +0000

put a cedilla over the C and it should still do the job, yes?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:59:19 +0000

Ai noe, but dat wudn’t maek teh akronim werk, wud it?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:52:54 +0000

I harts dis lubby kitteh and teh hole komposit, compisi—picther. Nyce kontrastz ob texturz an kolorz! Very ahrtisically pleezing!!! whut no gratty-2itis fuggly couch? Noo president started? Noo meme katty-gorry? dat’s juss cattakular!

By: luvscatsVA

luvscatsVA — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:50:14 +0000

In med skool we said “Piss-on-everything-til-sunday” and had POETS partee!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:34:26 +0000

be-yout-ee-maus kittehz!!! mower sawnd maykes mixt feelines! lol

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:28:19 +0000

yesh, dis blak kitteh’z byooty iz stryking!!!!!
Now ebberybuddy B wannting won!!!
Blak is teh noo blak: gooz wiff evveryfing!!!

By: ChessieCat65

ChessieCat65 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:06:50 +0000

Jeanie-girl kitteh looks eczactly like dis. (see pix in my profile–she’s the smooth-haiyred black 1) She hates the blow-dryer. She’s actually reached out and smacked it with her paw, or she’ll hiss at it. We can’t understand her; she was the only female out of a litter of 5, and the runt. So we snorrgled her more than the others…but she’s the most distant one, doesn’t like to be snorggled as much as her brother Logan or momma Squeaks, and runs away from mi husband.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:06:15 +0000

My yanimules haz nebber lyked teh vacuum-nater (’speshully teh goggies!)….but it’z amazing how this sownd wood calm my craiing, fussiy babeh! Nawt-sekond boi wuz kwite teh fuzz-budgit–cried awl teh thyme–wood shut ryht up whin yoo term on teh vakuum. I herd taht putting baby in carrier on tawp of teh washin’ maschine wood werk, 2. But wii libbed inna forth-storry walk-up, wiff coin-op laundry in basemint, so diddn’t try that won. In werst case, bunndle babeh up, go down stares, clip him in karseet, and drive ’round teh block. Y duz this “sownd therapee” werk wiff kiddos?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:02:42 +0000

Datz troo, but da prawblim n dis cays iz dat owtta awl mai momcatz seesurz, herz wuz da wun evvyboddee egg-spektid 2 liv da lawngist. Den 2 dy sew suddinlee liek dat, noebuddee wuz purr-payrd. Awlsew, I seen herz offin enuff dat I wuz reelee cloas wif herz… Herz boicat wuz mai fayvrit cuzzin, 2…

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:59:01 +0000

Oh Owl, Having glaucoma does not mean you will definitely go blind – I have had it for over 6 years and there has been no deterioration to my sight at all. It is important that if it is diagnosed that you use the eye drops as prescribed for the rest of your life. They control the condition and prevent damage to the sight.

By: eeckthecat

eeckthecat — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:57:26 +0000

Yesh….iz sad when u sees relatibs u nebber gets to see eggcept at funerals,too…
nawt teh playce u want to reconnect.