
iz u done vacooming now??
i haz 2 kleen awl of da dust bunnehs.
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iz u done vacooming now??
i haz 2 kleen awl of da dust bunnehs.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: bonjourxminou
Wii snorgle?
concatulations 4.5kittehs and pd’beaker!!!!!
Congratshumalashuns 4.5k an Pd’B u haz a tye! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
ooh!! I has a sugjeshtin! hao abowt ebbreewun kom ovr to Elfinugget’s howz, an’ we has vakoom partee?? I ordur pizzaz, git teh beerz, den ebreewun can has turn wif mai vakoom an’ den mai howz bees kleend foar putting on teh markkit on nex Frydae?
hai, elfinugget
ohai owl.
hao iz yu doin’ todae?
Todai, ai haz a hedache. Yesturdai, finded aout ai *might* be getting teh glau…glauco…mite be going blined, as menshunned in anuvver lol.
Hao yew an’ Mr. nugget?
Oh Owl, Having glaucoma does not mean you will definitely go blind – I have had it for over 6 years and there has been no deterioration to my sight at all. It is important that if it is diagnosed that you use the eye drops as prescribed for the rest of your life. They control the condition and prevent damage to the sight.
Fang queue, annipuss.
Mai brudder haz a borderline glaucma. Taeks drops, an ai dont tink iz big deehl. Ai tink iz oneub doze tings dat caut earlee iz naut reelee bad anemohr. Affer awhile u du yer drohps azpart ub dailee routine an dont tink about much.
Fanks Princess Mu adn Annipuss!
Yay – pizzah! Adn after teh vacyooming, wii can watching “Teh Wizzird ob Oz” adn see teh Cowardly Lolyon singing bowt currij!
Gud lukk Elfi!
U rayng?
*puts kittehs n baffroom wiff gushie food and floofy blankies*
Okeh Elfie Ah halp yew!
vvvvrrrrooooommmmm vvvvrrrroooommm
* clean clean sweep sweep *
Yay, lettuce find some dustbunnehs!
kittehz is alreddy in boardin’!! we has teh whol haus to owrselfs! We kan vakoom an’ ebben steemkleen to owr hartz kontent!
I jus’ haetz kleenin.
mi 2, an deh kittehs heer doan dew a darn ting to hep owt!
Cleenin iz teh pleh.
Iz onlee me to do it,too!!
Jk iz rite…teh kittehs be no halp at awl…and dere hair iz teh biggest problum !!
oyes, ebberytyme we fynd et leest 2 more kittehs! (in fur-years…)
I keep threatenin’ to knit an extra kitteh out of the fuzz I find….
Ifn I cood mayk noo kittehz owtta da furz I klektz frum Mithril, I’d can haz bowt uh duzzin n mai hows bai naow…
Lawng-furd kittehz r da pirdeeyist n softistest kittehz, but durn haow dey shedz…
…
N derez noe shoartij uv horkz eevur…
Mah Injeh (the orinj kitteh in mah profile) is short haired
but haz enuff floof for 3 kittehs put together
we callz her deh fur factoree
Ai hearz dat…mostly! Wut be horks?
Dey b da “prezzintz” dat awl kittehz givz deyz oanurz — skyooz me, da hoominz dat dey oanz. Dey kunsistz uv catfur n parshullee-dyjestid catfud, n dey r yooshullee uhnownsded bai da sowndz “ick-ick-ick-ICK-ICK-ICK—ICK—HORK!!”
Mai mum traid diz wit her angora. She maed yarn anewai oudda kitteh hair. AI tink scientists shud essplore uses ub kitteh hair….mebbe ken be maed intu fuel…izza renooabul resource dat we wont run out ub, an cud leed to cottige industree fur cat owners.
Ai kin felt Nyx’s fur.
people do that with samoyed fur (we had a pair when I was young), there was a woman who made a rug from the combed hair.
..and teh barfz!
Kitteh hatin vacoom cleener iz gud egskoose naut tu vacumm.
Ai trai tu ged mai 2 kitteh boiz tu kleenz haus. Ai away awl day an dey ad hoem, dey cud du soem cleenin. Dey sey dey du, bud ai don see anee diffurrense.
Sounz laike a gud deehl!
Elfinugget, ai wanned ask u be mai cheezfren bud dohn see hau tu du it. Ai did laike yur comparison of David Bowie to a Polish Chicken, howseber. Egsacklee!
nobody will help! nobody will help! i can has cheezburgrz, kthx? no pizza. gifs nobody indygestyun
congarats to 4.5K … itz lunch time here. ai thinkso we should celebrate wif lunch. lunch and drinks. lunch and desert and drinks….
Lunch and desert and drinks. And more drinks. It R Friedegg!!!1!
Hay Fleep, wanna go to teh Ty Bootyk wif mii? Ai need wun ob dose boblol-hedded kittehs!
Yes, let us to the TyBootyk. Ai feel the need for a cheezland sno-globe (teh wun taht has teh snowflakes gently falling ober the d’Beaker Laboratory bilding, wif teh lights in Igor’s labyrattory burning britely late into teh nite …)
oooo, shinee & sparklee!
Uh,oh….do nawt let LCB see teh shinee & sparklee !!
you will….with the shiny and sparkley about, you will….
LCB can haz uh shynee n sparklee ditekter, I finksew…
*appears outta nowhare*
You rang?
OOooh! Shiny! Sparkly!
*yoink*
seh stashes boxes in herz truk
An den how bout sum drinks? Cuz itz caturdai eve! Yah!
GMTA!!
Duz u haz teh sayin dat 2dai iz poets dai? Dats wot we cawls it in TTI (it meens Push Off Early Tomorrow’s Saturday)
oh dats cool. ah nevur heerd dat before!
Mmm, skewz mii fur buttin in but in Cheezland wii cawl toomorroe CATurday.
Ai noe, but dat wudn’t maek teh akronim werk, wud it?
put a cedilla over the C and it should still do the job, yes?
poetc (teh c wiv a cedilla under – nawt ober)??? duzn’t werk, duz it?
*shrugs*
In med skool we said “Piss-on-everything-til-sunday” and had POETS partee!
yay Diamond Kitteh!!
And P d’B!
Fanks! Heer – haz a chonklit martoonie!
*clinkz glasses*
Cheez!
fanks DK!
I has a kwik sip den I has to go, gotta cut the
weedsgrass!*sip sip sip….. GUZZEL*
Has a gud weekend!
U 2!!
now?
soon?
pleeze?
ok, how about now?
My yanimules haz nebber lyked teh vacuum-nater (‘speshully teh goggies!)….but it’z amazing how this sownd wood calm my craiing, fussiy babeh! Nawt-sekond boi wuz kwite teh fuzz-budgit–cried awl teh thyme–wood shut ryht up whin yoo term on teh vakuum. I herd taht putting baby in carrier on tawp of teh washin’ maschine wood werk, 2. But wii libbed inna forth-storry walk-up, wiff coin-op laundry in basemint, so diddn’t try that won. In werst case, bunndle babeh up, go down stares, clip him in karseet, and drive ’round teh block. Y duz this “sownd therapee” werk wiff kiddos?
i haz a feer
yoo hassa cyoot!
Ai can cum owt naow?
ai’m scarded – iz it sayfe yet?
Yoo know dey say nayture abhors a vacyoom! Well, I abhohrs it a LOT!
WIN!!!1!
snert!
Daisy, u luk so hip wif ur pink jogging suit over one ear.
*paw bump*
It is my lifetime dreem to start a noo fashun trend for all cats!
U r such a fashionista kitteh – u already sets teh kitteh fashun trends!
Well,dis iz a gud start.
Daisy bee beeyotimus !!!!!
I am pritty shur evry cat luks gud in pink!
liek Hello Kitty!!!
dis lolpik wuz mai mamakitty…….. but now herz kinda jus watches jus in case it gets tooooooo close!!
OT: Wun uv mai favoritest memreez uv Zeus (noe wurriez; eye still haz him) wuz frum shortly after we rescued eech uvver. Ai woak up wun moarning, looked ober teh sighed uv mai nestroom nest, an’ dere wuz teh Zeus, unner teh nest, at teh edge, awn him’z back, luking up at meh, liek a me-can-ick onna dolley unner a kar, wif a look awn him’z faec taht sed: ‘Oh, hi. Yoo no wurriez. Eberyting fyne daown heer. Jus abaout finished.’ ‘Twuz a bery splort-wurthy moe-mint frum ruffly tew teers ago.:D
kthx
Dat is so fuunee an kyoot! An I bet he werks for gushifud an lub stead ob awl teh munnies mekanicks want!
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Oar maibee he was playin wiff da dust bunnehs an was trying 2 luk inoscent!
Mai kitteh…WERK??? Yew must be Joe King! Teh ONLEH tihng him ‘werks’ at is *sleeping*! Brassin’, sassin’, frassin’ KITTEH!
teers s/b yeerz! PLEH! Ai can’t eben tell uh storey wifout tpyoez!
I mak typos awl da tiem! An I knew what u meaned.
Ai knewed yew’d knoa, butt ai haz a ‘fing’ abaot mai oan tpyus.
Yew doant haz 2b, u know–wii r always r own worst critic!
But here in Cheezland ebbery buddy lubbs ebberywun, noe maddder what dey do (as log as day be nize).
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I am jellous ob ur lolspeak! U dew it mush bedder dan mii, an I tri 2 lern frum u!
It’z ackshully kwite skeery. Berry offen, ai wunder…no…feer…thet ai’ll start tpying/tokking liek this awl teh tiem…eben…*gasp*…AWFLYNE!
Ai dew find maiself tokking liek dis sumtiem! Maks mii laff! Mostly it only happens wiff a frend who is alsew a cheexpeoplez sew seh unnerstands!
tpyOs, eben…GRRRRR!!!!!
Nawt 2 worries!
I’m goin to have some noms nao–almos 9 pm heer an Ai habn’t eated!
Mai kittehs haz, tho.
C u 2 morrow!
sea ewe
Awl catz dew. Mii, tew.
awl katz dew wut?
LOL!!!!
Mai perrakeets lubbed it an wud sing along.
Owr goggie jes LUUVES teh vakuum!!!!
Butt, tehn, hims a Lolbradoar!!!
I sees ded ppel
Teh mess inna kichun…Ai dint du it!
Wii knoe…wuz yore bruvver…AGEN!
Basement cat has its EYE on you!!! Mwahahaaa..
98…99…100. Reddy or nawt, heer Ai kumz!!
Frenz, ai habz a hedayk…going back to mai nest…bbl
feal bettur soon Owl!
Hoep u feel bedder soon, owl {{{{{oobark}}}}}
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Iffin you read dis….has u ebber tried oil of peppermint on yer temples??
Werks wunders wif me !
Iz dat ennyfing liek HED-ON! APPLY DIRECLY TEW TEH 4-HEAD! ?
Ohai Owl! Glad ur bak an hope ur feline bedder!
Mai feline iz fine…jury still aout awn meh, tho.
**snerk**
Nebber tried Hed-On….boy,that even looks annoying when it’s TYPED !!
Teh oil uv peppermint duz seem to help teh hedaches,tho.
Ai lub wen yew *snerk*, mai liddle prrple fren.
If u doesn’t has erl of peppermint handy, can u stick candy canes in ur ears instead?
U R so funnee! Den wen ur hedackey b gon, u hab a snacky!
Sure….den u will hav an eerache from everybudde laffin at yew !!
WHUT? Speek up! I can’t heer u; I has candy canes in my eers.
Hmmmm…she cannawt heer…..
Hey,everybudde….nice shinee things ober heer !!!
Tayke a luk !!!
Kerfull — herz kin reed lipz win U sez doze werdz…
nawt from peoples laffin, you can’t hear.
Ohai, Owl! Haz yoo bin on teh pikshor uv teh pelikan an teh ocean yet todai? Menneh cheez-peeps left nyce notes ther for yoo at teh boddum uv teh thred . . . Be shor to chek it owt!
De r wunnerful notes, Owl! I also left u a note on My toy it has a furst name…. It is near da boddum ob teh thred.
I hope u feelz bedder soon!
{{{{Owl}}}}
Ohai, gremlin. Ai go check it naow.
hopez u get better soon!!!
!!!
P.S. i hopez u r happee naow and haz abandoned da sad u had sum while ago…. all uf ur cheezfriendz maed u feel bettur, i hopez
Mai Nala iz berry afraid uv teh Vacuum……teh udder 3 kittehs will act brave until teh vacuum is abowt a foot awai….den dey will run!
mah yogeh 2
himz a fraidy kitteh
Teh udder dai, mai feisty caliko (taht may be redundint) akshully BATTED teh upholstree attachmint whiel ai wuz vacyooming teh sheet onna bed….
Yesh….”fiesty” goes wifout saying in a calikko…
Ai can just imagine mai Christy doin teh sayme fing!
Ai has knoded 2 calikos an wun wuz feisty an teh udder wun wuzznt.
Peggy (mahm’s feisty caliko) wuz littel but had cattitood 2 spare. But, hur wuz afeered uv ebberyting.
Josie wuz berry layd-bak. Nawt afeered ov ennyting.
Teh Christy acts awl big & bad…but hers hides whenebber peeps comes to bisit. Maykes teh “caterwauling’ sownds wen u fynds her hiding playce,too.
Mai bunbun trys to beet up de Roomba!
I alwayz thot it wuld be neet if they wuld mayk fur soots fur teh Roomba.
A bunneh soot, a kitteh soot, a goggie soot. Wuld be a liddel lyke havvin a pet.
Mebbe u culd market dat….
couple uv ladees made lots o’dough on liddul ornaments fer teh croc shoes…
why nawt roomba soots ???
mah kitteh Simba iz afraid uf vacuumz to! well… to tell u da truth, hez afraid uf almost eberyfin new… hez also afraid uf hair dryerz cauz wen he used 2 taek a baff, we used to try to dry himz wiff a hair dryer but hez toooooooooo scared!
Mai mommakat sez we doan noes iffin mai kittehs r askerd ob da vacuum cuz dey nebber heer it at mai hous!
*snret*
Mah last kitteh hated teh vakyoom. Do nawt try to tuch heem when vakyoom is on – yoo would git awl teh poyntee enz at wunz! Skeerd sumtiems = attack mode.
Teh noo tabbeh boi haz nawt yet met Mr. Hoover. Aym shor it will be eggciting . . .
that are mah yogeh
himz is scaredy attack kitteh
himz also lubs to boss
but I lubs him anniwayz
akshully himz can be very lovvey too
depends on himz mood
Plz to vacoom up sum ov teh colors.
Rug iz too loud fur mah cat nap.
O Hai Romeow!!!
itz been a while since i seen u!
how iz u nowadayz!??
it hurtz da kitteh’s eyez – dats whi he only show da wun i!
dis wazunt ‘sposed to go heer – it waz for under Romeow’s post! is it mee or
wurd pretzel??
Hai Hashim!
I just posted long comment, but hasn’t shown up.
I wate fur a bit to see if magically appears – I hope.
snert!
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ohai Romeow! How iz Uz
I don fink that I seed Uz aftur Ur birfdai sillybrashunz
did U sawded mah lol on the frunt page yesturday
(is the one where kitteh is trayning her humin to walk on deh leash)
I haz a proud and is telling it to all cheez frenz since it was my not second time
I sowee iffen Iz are beeng repititive
kthx
two-kittehs…Congratumalashuns!!!
I seed teh pikshure, but I didn’t see dat it waz yours!!! Dat has much win and awsum!
Making teh front page iz a HUGE onner! U hab to hab the smrt and teh phunny to get a pikshure there!
I has a happee fur U!
fanks Romeow Uz is kind
ohai 2K, lurved yer capshun………. lurve teh lolpik………an ob corse ai had tew recapshun – congrats on makin teh frunt paig…….. ai’m nawt werthy
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1618918
obcourse Uz is!
Uz haz to keep trying
one neber knoz what the cheeses and cheezpeeps will like!
obcourse Uz is!
Uz haz to keep trying
one neber knoz what the cheeses and cheezpeeps will like!
I liked Ur capshonz!
sowee to repeet! I tink I needz a nap
yew can takes wun fer me tew????
alrite done
I will take a napz at mah desks now
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………
Lub ur capshum, jamamakitty! U r werty ob elebenty hundred cheezburgerz at leest!
aw fanks…….
will settel fer jus 1 cuz iz lunch tyme
Ur welkom! Injoi ur lunch! Maibe I will hab sum ob teh leftober burgerz 4 mai breakfasts–eben doe it is almoust eleben here.
Sauron’s kitteh
black kittehs not ebil theyz is luckeh
I luvs the plushee black furz
It was the one eye that got me
hmm… that iz clever!
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Da Eye uv Mordor iz upawn U
Awl da liv-lawng dai…
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Ohai,Aahz…..
Ai wuz absent most uv teh day,but ai herd abowt yer sad
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Fankz eeck {{{eeckthecat}}}
We gunna b leevin 4 da fyoonrul n da moarnin. I b wun uv da pawl bearz — itza reel onner, but I weesh I dint hafta b dewin dat ifn U noez wat I meenz…
Yesh….iz sad when u sees relatibs u nebber gets to see eggcept at funerals,too…
nawt teh playce u want to reconnect.
Datz troo, but da prawblim n dis cays iz dat owtta awl mai momcatz seesurz, herz wuz da wun evvyboddee egg-spektid 2 liv da lawngist. Den 2 dy sew suddinlee liek dat, noebuddee wuz purr-payrd. Awlsew, I seen herz offin enuff dat I wuz reelee cloas wif herz… Herz boicat wuz mai fayvrit cuzzin, 2…
Hims will send forth teh fudwraiths to brings him teh nommables !!!
poor kitteh iz horrified of vacuum hiz/her eyes tell dat
ok friendz! iz goin 2 sleep!! *zzzzzzzz*
GudNite,Hashim….wows,u falls asleep qwick !!!
gud nite Hashim – sweet lol kitteh dreemz!
Ai tawted mai Josie nawt 2 b afeered uv teh vakuum. Az lawng az hur wuz onna bed, cowch or inna chayr, hur wuz saef. Ai usta pet hur wif wun hand an vakuum wif teh otter.
If blak kitteh wantz, ai will snorgle him/hur whiel teh vakuum iz running.
mai Zipper Cat is afrayed ov teh vakuum. himz hidez when he heers it. himz hatez tunder n litning too – n hyeds undur teh bed.
None uv mai kittehs reely “hides” during teh storms…..Nikita will jus calmly get up from where she’s lying and go lie in teh hallway where she can”t see any windows.
Mai kittehs are bwave during storms. Teh biggest sissy is mai niece’s 80 pound pit bull Joplin. I baibeesit her sumtiems, twice during storms. She sibbers an shakes an MUST sit on mai lap fur teh lubbes an teh sweet talk.
Sumtiems I wunner iffin she be fakin jus 4 teh attenshun.
Wow…80 pownds iz a liddul large fer teh lap dawg
Yesh it iz! Seh haz nawt figured dat out, an cuz seh iz such a princess, no wun haz the heart 2 teeks her she iz nawt a 10 pound poddle goggie.
Dis goggie eben sleeps awn mai bed wiff the kittehs (nawt much room 4 mii!).
oops–wii don’t TELL her….but at 80 lbs, we don’t teeks her ebher, what ebber dat is.
Der r sum pix ob her on mii profile…
Kyoot goggie !!!
Iz one uv yer kittehs”torturing” a Maus ??? 8)
Tank U. Sad I am dat Joplin is nwat mii goggie, but I habbent been able 2 steel her (yet).
Yesh. Da kitteh is Cotton. Seh sez seh was jus playin! In wun pik the maus was ebben resting on her paw! It wasn’t ebben “sleeping” (at dat point, ahyhoo).
Ai haz a fren hoo haz a kitteh; kitteh yewsta weigh 30 paoundz; naow weighs 26 paoundz…and kitteh iz purrfectly hellfy.
Dat is wun big kitteh! What fun 2 snorgle!
Him libs wif fren’z mudder, cuz him lieks teh mudder betterer.
Teh vakyoom . . . it is teh spawn uv basemint cat!
We senz it bak to teh ebil playce whence it kaym, kthxbai!?
I am shure dats what most kitteh fink
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wow beautiful cat
I agree!!!!!
I harts dis lubby kitteh and teh hole komposit, compisi—picther. Nyce kontrastz ob texturz an kolorz! Very ahrtisically pleezing!!! whut no gratty-2itis fuggly couch? Noo president started? Noo meme katty-gorry? dat’s juss cattakular!
my 3 act this way when the apartment groundskeepers are running the mower outside…they are simultaneously fascinated and terrified every tuesday morning…btw…click on my name to see #3…Spooky
herz (or is it himz) luks lyke she has a lot of cattitude
very purty kittehs and pics
she can haz PLENTY o’ cattitude
be-yout-ee-maus kittehz!!! mower sawnd maykes mixt feelines! lol
If kitteh didnt shd so mutch mommy wud not has 2 vacum so mutch.
What a beautiful cat from what I can see of him or her…..what a gorgeous eye and fur coat! Wish I could see the rest of him or her!!!!!
yesh, dis blak kitteh’z byooty iz stryking!!!!!
Now ebberybuddy B wannting won!!!
Blak is teh noo blak: gooz wiff evveryfing!!!
Jeanie-girl kitteh looks eczactly like dis.
(see pix in my profile–she’s the smooth-haiyred black 1) She hates the blow-dryer. She’s actually reached out and smacked it with her paw, or she’ll hiss at it. We can’t understand her; she was the only female out of a litter of 5, and the runt. So we snorrgled her more than the others…but she’s the most distant one, doesn’t like to be snorggled as much as her brother Logan or momma Squeaks, and runs away from mi husband.
Ai akshullee had a cupple kittehs hoo liekd to be vakyoomd.
Wutta gourgeeouss kitteh!!!
Foar naow, her wil hydez; her wil cum aowt wen teh Maunsture bees dun vakuumyng teh rugg; untyl tehn, her iys kontent tuu wautchez frum a saife dystence!!!!
I iz nawt kitteh. I iz rayvin in profaiyul lookin up.
Did the big noise go away?
Dis kitteh iz such a cute……..
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Wutt a bootifull pickshur.
*sighs wiff happeh*
ai toe-tally agree!
vacooming: mai ‘pinyun: it SUX!
Dat’s wut mai Rascal be saysin’.
Hims hide unner de bed tho, an yew onlee seez big green aiz stearinz back… Him nawt comes out fer ourz
an’ scooz if’n mai kitteh-speek is funnee, I’s steel lernin…