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I’m in yer weddin dress



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I’m in yer weddin dress plottin yer divorce from Jerkface

i thot u hated dresses.

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  1. two_kittehs says:

    Bridezilla kitteh

  2. Maus says:

    Heer cums teh bryde…

  3. annipuss says:

    Ai tole u dat u shudn’t haz marrid him

  4. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    Alwaiz a bridesmaidkitteh, nebber a bride

  5. booklion says:

    Kitteh sez yu no needz husban when yu haz me!

  6. rhsb says:

    WIN!!!!! WIN!!!!!! WIN!!!!!!

    ELEBENTY GAMILLION CHEEZBURGERS!!!!!!

  7. SueBooCat says:

    he getz googie, u get me…an awl da chestburgerz

  8. hookycat says:

    If u haz to chooz btween guy called JERKFACE and kitteh, alwayz pik kitteh. Kitteh may tries on ur weddin gown, but iz still much less trubble than Jerkface.

    • Karen says:

      Truth! Always pik kitteh over Jerkface. Where was kitteh when I was wit Jerkface? I need a not Jerkface. No wait, maybe just need kitteh! :-D

    • zippercat says:

      and, and, iff Jerkface tryes on ur weddin gown, u mite haz problemz u din’t noe abowt bfor weddin!

  9. rhsb says:

    Disclaymur: Ai knoe taht nawt AWL menz r teh Jerkfayses. Mai hubbeh nawt start owt az a Jerkfayse. Him wuz wunnerful at nawt seckund. Tehn, him turnded in2 hiz daddeh.

    An taht’s wen teh fite startid….

    Ai still hold owt hoep taht tehre r sum menz inna whirled taht r nawt teh Jerkfayses.

    Mebbe wun dai ai mite meet wun ov dem. **sigh**

  10. gremlin says:

    Sumthing old, sumthing noo, sumthing borryied, sumthing . . . tabby.

  11. Hashim says:

    i liekz tabby! mah kitteh iz a ginger coloured tabby!

  12. Missy says:

    Kitteh excited…finks Chikkin Dans is main corse gushifud.

  13. gremlin says:

    Duz yoo promiss . . .

    To snorgle mercilessly?
    To provide gushyfuds uv awl kinds and flavrs?
    To provide treats, both sawft kinds and krunchy kinds?
    To provide vet kayr when needed?
    To change teh litter regularly, even when it duzznt seem smelly to hoomans?
    To provide toys, an moar toys when those is lost or ruined, an moar toys layter?
    To play with kitteh and said toys at regular intervals, even when yoo is tired?
    To provide sayf items fur klimbing, stretching owt on, and leeping onto?
    To protekt kitteh frum uther peepuls an pets an chilluns an unknown dangers?
    To awaken at teh krak uv dawn if summoned by even teh smallest uf mrowrs?
    To provide gud windows fur watchin burdies an uther anymals frolik owtsyde?
    To provide a warm, cumfy, sawft bed an blankee in a sunbeam?
    To talk to yor kitteh regularly an in a sweet an luvving tone, an ask heem hao himz day wuz? And reely lissen to whut he sez?
    To talk abowt yor kitteh in a luvving way, and shayr his advenshurs with uthers?
    To forsayk awl uthers, cleaving only unto him?

  14. two_kittehs says:

    but no before U getz some pointeh endz in Ur face

  15. eeckthecat says:

    Hmmmm….. ai wunder wuteber happened to mai Jerkfayce # 1….
    Aktually…ai downt reely care !!

  16. my plan iz wurking. u c. u c.

  17. ohai an’ morningz, Cheezfrenz

  18. Birdyme says:

    I has not laffed so hard in many dayz. So hard kibble shot out my noze. Thanx you, kitteh!

  19. GCHLoki says:

    OMG, i culd reeeeeeeeelly uze dis kittah’s help rite now!

  20. jmuhj says:

    Jerkfaiss, yur histurii. Priipair tew miit thy dume.

  21. Lizzy says:

    U cant git married, needz all ur attenshun!

  22. catalogical humor says:

    If anyones gottaa gud reeson why thse two shud not be married,
    speak nao or 4ever hold yr…ah, nevr mind, just speak NOW!!1!

  23. Tim says:

    lolage! I fink dis iz coolio!

  24. mica says:

    i want to post a comment because this is quite hilarious.


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