I’m in yer weddin dress
I’m in yer weddin dress plottin yer divorce from Jerkface
picture: Krys. lol caption: helynhighwater
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Bridezilla kitteh
wants herz wedding 2 be perfectz
or else shez will not hesitate 2 uze the pointeh endz
Applikayshun uv teh pointii indz iz mos def cawld fur hiir.
Conga ratz awn ur brade, two_kittehs, maus & annipuss!
Hao bout a wedding march adn mimosas?
Happie nawt seckond. Tiem fur sillybrations. Fur de wedding dwinks, champagne…and fur teh dansing?
mimosas and champagne boff sound gud
I lets maus pik deh musiks since he ar berry moosikal
an annipuss can decide what we canz eatz to sillybrate
fanks 4.5 k and mb!
Ai iz berry parshul 2 weddin caek…
How bowt a prawpur beef Wellington, kaws daht needz a hole sirloyn, nawt jst a stake eech?
oooh!
*peeks hed around corner*
deed sum 1 say mimosas?
Mmmmm yumee!
Heer cums teh bryde…
how wuz teh opening nite Maus?
It was great, and the weather was perfect! Although I did do a spoonerism flub on my last line: “Hey fellas! Lets pull them to their train in Surley’s curry!” No way to save that one. And I don’t think anyone noticed: no razzings from my fellow cast members.
Ah, the joys of live theatre…
Surley’s curry: angry spices!
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Glad to heer eberyfing went wunnerfully, Maus! Yay!!!
If Curly shot a tranquilizer dart into the neck of a big furry wild aminul, would dat be “Curly’s furry wid a syringe on tawp?”
sol, yoo is alwayz teh funny an win!
LOLROFHHS - That is an utterly classic Spoonerism.
Naw, abowt teh kurree, ah leik myn hawt, wit laoz ob unyunz an tomatoez in teh saws.
So gladz it wents well, Maus. I wuz sending gud vibez, 2.
Great spoonerism, too. Next time I maykes a curry, I will callz it Surlys.
Surly curry! LOL!
I fink dat shud be teh first item on the menu at teh noo ICHC Greesy Spoon Café!
Wut else wud be awn teh menu? Let’s see…
Angsty artichoke salad
Baleful banananana bred
Crabbee crabcaeks
D…
Dour donuts
E…
Debilled eggz
Ebil Mausez
Fyree chili
g….
Grate big piles ov choklit
Helfy….well, helfy sumfing, I’z sure
Icy Screems
J…
Oh hai, PB2K! U R bery nimble-pawed 2day! U beat me 2 teh alfa bed.
ohai, upfi! Hao ar fings wif yoo todai?
Gruesome gherkins
Horrible hamburgerz
Insecoore Injin curriez
J…
Jellous Jellos
Kitteh kimcheez
Lolive bred
Mean meetloaf
Nastee noodl soop
Ornery onyun soop
P…
Persnikitteh pastah
Queezy quince pi
Rood relish
Pesky potates
Quarllin quincez
Rascally Rabbits
S…
Snarkee sowrkrawt
Testee tee biskits
U…
ugli undercookd unyuns
vile vinegarz
wikked wattermelluns
X-tra lean burnt bacon
Yukki Yello-tail tuna (spoiled in can)
Zapped (in microwave) Zucchininini Zabaglanoe
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whew
Lonch iz reddee!!!
Concats Maus!
Uz still haz to pick musik for nawt sekund sillybrashunz
we is drinking champagnes and mimosas
and eading beef wellington and cake
is a berry fancy wedding…
theatre? butt…ai thot stagehanddan wuz/iz aour performing artz Cheezfren.
Hai owl!! Haz u red wut wii roted 2 u on deh Pelikan fred?
(May I present to you) {{{owl}}}
we canz onlee hab one?
Ai tole u dat u shudn’t haz marrid him
yoo no needs a man… yoo haz meh!
GMTA, superkitteh!
ahahahha we both sayed the same thing!!!! yoo did furst acshually!!!! cong-rat-ullashuns!!!!
adn yoo haz birfday in two daiz!!!! i iz going to maek yoo a birdie-cake nao!!! wut would yoo likes on it?
A birdie cake! Sounds NOMMY!! Happy birfdais booklion!!!
Can we makes sum suggestyuns for toppings?
Albatross added
Blakburd bits
Catburd crumbs
dickee bird fetherz
extra chz
fings wif beaks
sawwy–missed dubble alpabit…
cwap–i goota go werks fer sum brgrz…hav fun wif dese listssesses…bai
Glorious plumage
Hinges fur teh wingses
Irridescnet fevvers
kool meh haz to bai tikkits now to maek lowng trips to get awl diz toppings! any1 wants comes wif meh?
Oooh, tank yu!!! Iz so eggsited, I didn’t fink any wun wuld notiss.
yoo iz welcum! any toppings yoo wud likes?
lotz uv berries & whippy cream! Thnx!
added in my shupping list!
Gots to go take care ov teh RL now. Thnx fur teh birfdai cayke, superkitteh!
Happi birfdai fur Sumdai 2 booklion, officecat an Wiljam
Sunday iz also birfday ov Officecat and WiljamiDzay.
Happy birfdays to yu guys, tu!
(I won’t be here on Sundya, & if they plays frum works, they won’t be eever.)
Kittehs haz mennee advantijis ober men….
Always clean up after tehselbes in teh bafrum
Be beautiful fur you
Clean their own costyuming (furs, in kitteh case)
D….
yeah! yoo onlee opens door foar meh!
drink frum the noisy bowl
elegant room entrances
floof diving
oh, booklion, u iz so rite! mai kitteh is so much neeter rownd the howse den
mai hubby!
Alwais cum when dinner iz reddee (just use teh can opener)
B**ch - nebber call u dis
Cyoot - alwais!
Donut furget to kleen demselbes
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