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ur ninja posed no challenge next time send two
u noe i haz awesome ninja skillz.
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Ai can deel wiv dem
Tu shue kan, annipuss
Konga-ratzies 4 nawt sekkund.
Drinksies an dansies or mebbe choklit-caek wif t?
Thx Wiljam, Ai fink Ai jus want a cawfee an a biskit - den Ai haz to goe owt fur a papurr.
oh mai, u haz to be up erly to beet annipuss to teh lol (oar in mai case reely laet)! Congo ratz tew yew annipuss! *offers sum of her Slurpee tew annipus*
Arrrrrrrrr… matey.
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Oh WOW! a lovely three way tY - which izm ai believe, a brayde.
Teh fabulousr 12 Danzing Conga Ratz ar appeeering eben az ai speek to dans fur yoo!
An grate commints awl.
An off to teh TY Boo Teek wif yoo! (jimmba - cud yoo pleez get mee a pair ov those prettee kitteeh eerings wile yoo ar ther?
)
*whispuurrs* Ai fink it iz a 4way macrame.
(OT. Will be thinking of you today Janet)
Thank yoo so much annipuss. Today ai will reelee need it. Ai hav mai speech awl reddee. Just finished a bit ago - wich iz wai am am heer.
Nao ai need to praktiss reeding it so ai dont crai! But being heer wif so menee frenz haz also bin gud fur me.
An it iz feeling a bit stranj to bee awn the sayme taim (almost, eneway) wif yoo an upfi an jimmba an paws4thot! It’s a verree prittee day heer in Stuttgart - nawt to hawt, sun shining- sawf gentul breezes.
hai awntee Janet!
ai hope ebreetin goez ok tewday, yew be in awl owur hednhearts awl day. ai present yew wib lublee kitteh eerings frum teh tybooteek, a fresh slyce ob blooberry pie wif wippee creem an sum fresh kawfee wif hazulnoot creme.
{{{{thanks Jimmba}}}} Ai will ware them tonite.
Just speeking to yoo halps a lot, too!
An ai havn’t had lunch yet, so this PY iz moast welcom an delishus!1
ai has my lunch in abowt half an hour, ai am gowin tew nando’s wich duz teh most byootimus peri peri chiken!
an ai has a massif massif happee tewdai cus mai noo geetar arrived 
.
aneeway, yew know dat all ob teh cheezfrens will be tinkin ob yew tewday, an yew will be strong an will tell peepul ob teh fond memree’s of your BFF.
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jus rememer teh gud tymes, and yew will smyle furever
O hai, upfi! Yoo wern’t there yet wehn ai saw the brayde! So - itz a makrame - an yoo to can go wif teh otters to teh Ty Boo Teek.
Sew menee nice thingz to get. An ai think teh PI stawl iz open, too. Ai smell fresh Blakberree PI!
Maybee we cud awl go tegedder an hav sum PI whilst awaiting yoo to com bak frum teh selekting ov yur prezzies from teh Ty Boo Teek!
An ai think they hav fresh cawfee, too!
U r in Stuttgart 2day? Wy? Wots dis speech ab00t? Halp! Ai iz at a loss.
Hai upfi. Yes, ai ar nawt awl TAHT far frum yoo nao.
Ai wuz originallee coming heer nao fur a liddle vacayshun - fur teh 50th birthday partee fur wun frend, teh 21st fur another, fairwell fur another hoo iz mooving to Hawaii - and to see mai sick BFF Sheranne, hoo asked mee to com an see hur.
But she unexpektedlee died awn teh 14th, so today iz her Memorial gathering, an ai am speeking at it. It will bee verree sad, bucuz ai miss hur verree much. But a verree deer frend sent me a letter wif werdz ov so much comfurt tath ai akshullee am feeling taht awl will bee awr rite. An ai can eben smyol again.
See?
An ai WILL be fine. Just needz a bit ov getting used to.
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Wot a mikstjure of good and bad fings! Good 2 have vaccation, nawt good 2 have dear frend dying. Mai heart is wif u! Ai am shure ur speech will do urself and uthers good. Sow mai thoughts frum Munich awnly tayke 3 hours by trane 2 get 2 u, u may bee notissing awlready. Awl teh best frum me!
Owr harts R wif U todai, Janet.
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DK
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I’z sending u strengf nd gud thoughts.. (i’z in teh saem taimzone as u so dey must arrive immediatullee!)
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Ai yam sendin menny gud fots ob jentil lite adn warmf tew yoo fur yur sad speech sew far wai. Sew sawwy bowt yur bff Sheranne. May awl deer frenz ob yurs n hers be comfurtid bai hers memoreal. {{{sherann’s frenz}}}
[jch4k] (got long arms)
Sweet Janet, owr thots ar with yoo today. {{{JCH4K}}} Yoo will do just fyne, an yor speech will be beautimus. I see yor smyol, an I sends yoo wun uv mah own.
And beeg orinj hugs wit these floofy pawz uv myne! {{hugs forowr globe-trotting J4K in Stuttgart}}
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Hugs and headbonks
{{{{{{{{{janet adn frenz}}}}}}}}} Jes merember win u speeks 4 ur remorial taht wii iz awl tehre n r harts adn heds adn pixr us awl rown u, luvin u, and taht wii wud haz luvd Sheranne, tu. R werld beez smawlr 4 luzin a peep wii nebber met.
{{{JCH4K}}}}} manee hugz and headbutts. Be strong and remembur happee timez wif ur freend. We will be thinking of u. To all cheez frenz- ai hav posted piktures of mai kittehs (finally!) on mai profyle so go see Caspian and Molly, Fat Sammy and Cupcake fur a little smyle…
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{{{{Janet}}}}
Ai shor ur frien iz honored to haf u spek fur her. mah alredty leaky fase mak flud for ur loz an ur braves fur getin up an spek uv ur love.
{{{{JCH4K}}}} an prayers wif u an alla ur friends. jus try 2 amember teh good timez.
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We is awl wif you today.
{{{{Janet}}}}
Uz will gibes a grate speech I ar shure..
Ooooh, fresh pys!! Egg celent! AI’ll have 2, kthxbai.
{{{sweet JCH4K}}} wii bee finkin ob you all dai
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( burp ) MOAR !!!
league of shadows kitteh, annihilates all comers
Kitteh b ninja-master? :O
cat-ninja master srsly!
ooo and u be birfdai boy in 2 daiz!!!! hoo iz going to maek a cat-cake foar yoo!
Basement cat’s minjons r awsum fighters!11!!!!
I didn’t drop numchuks… I meant to do that.
juss lyke ai fell off dresser an tripped ober rug and jumped in tub when it was full ob wadder and leeped ober deep abiss and missed….ment to do awl dat…see, in mai job descripshun, it sez ai am to amyuse u….am ai eekwal to da misshun?
We has a mack ram ey!!! Hooray!!1! Let’s awl go 2 teh thai bootik, k?
i can haz… a nunchuck??
yeah wiff cheez plz kthxbai!
wud rather has a nomchuck, plzthx.
one nomchuck comin’ rite up!
scue me. u dropped these
yoo can comes bak to gets dem and has anudder round! srsly!
but iz scared uf kitteh! hiz skillz r unmatched eben by da bestest uf da best hooman!
i quitz!
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Hi [[[[[JanetCanHas4Kittehs]]]]]. how r u.
OHai. Jus a updat Midnight not come home las nite eder. Ai puts up flyers round nehburhoods but no one calls. ai dreamz bout him aw night. ai fink mah hart iz brakin. ceep prayin fur him peas!
Ai has a sad 4 u, midnightsdeer.
Cum, have a hug. {{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}
Nawt as good as snorgling kitteh, but will have 2 do 4 teh moment.
It must be terribul 4 u. Ai feel sow sorry.
i wish u meeneh meeneh lukz da gets ua sweetie back. {{{{midnightsdeer}}}}
Ai sorry, midnightsdeer. Mai hart brokn 2 wen mai bosun gone. Ai say to St Francis (saint of animlz) and St Jude (saint of lost things), and they sai to me ‘we no wre his iz - he safe’. But he not come home an I fink he mus be safe wiz them. v v sad for us, and i stil crai after lotsa years. i thinkin of you an hold you in mai hart
We is prayin to bring yor kitteh hoem! We ar rite heer waytin fur gud noos . . .
If yu wantz more ideas on akshun,
You coul go round knocking door to dor, asking peeps to check their garages and tool sheds and stuffs like that…
Love and prayers to yu and Midnight.
Maybe later call and check shelters, too
Dat is gud idea, ai will do dat tudai.
Midnight haza HomeAgain chip- dey chek shelters and vets in der program an gives me list of da ones dey chek so ai can chek obers. Ai cawed yeserday but dey naut fin mah kitteh.
Ai wish he haz lowjack.
{{{{midnightsdeer}}}} alla hugz an gud thots an lotsa prayers fur teh safe return ov ur kitteh.
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I sekkond teh idea dat yoo call shelters. Yoo might try local vets too. An I hoep teh kitteh comes hoem soon!
Iz stil tyme fur him 2 kum bak bai himself.