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Salazar!
Bawxing kitteh has a mean left cross.
Boxing kitty alsew haz a mean 4×8x8 wib handles. Oh, nawt dat kinda box.
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, Officecat! Drinks & danses?
oooh ooh! I wanz a erlee 20’s partee! Eberywun, put awn ur flappurrz and lets Charlztun! Oh, but prohibishun is in act! We must haz owr martooniez in a lolspeek easy!
***put awn sparklee hedband & beeded dress***
Did sumbudde say Charlztun??
Ai bought teh moonshine !!
ai hope yu brot it too!
*suggests sum cocktails be surbed ownli in teh NB. Partly bekaws teh nayms will confuze eberyone az tu where they are otherwise.*
*flap flap flap*
I still can’t fly.
Mebee I needz a cape?
.
Congratmulashuns officecat!
Nnnnnoooo Capes!
<3 Teh Inkredibulz!
*gibs Romeow a jetpak adn boots ob lebitation*
Wow, fanks jd!
I hab alwais wanted a jetpak!
I neber eben fot bout lebitation boots – dey r teh bestest!
*straps on jetpak and pulls on boots*
To Cheezburger Land and beyond!
*libitates a few feet off teh ground*
*engages jetpak and zooms off towards teh atmostfear!*
*looks up 2 teh habbenz 2 sea Romew, shaydes ai’z frum teh sunn, watches wite kitteh sore lyke an eeglol*
*wonderz what teh link iz tu the lol that showed Romeow flying*
LOL WUT U ON bout
Prodewsez a bottumless pitcher uv vodka martooniez & bringz owt enuf diffrint liqueurs & flavringz fur teh cheezpeepz to customize teh martoonies (sumwun else can be bringing teh gin — ai no haz dat).
…
*Starts dansin arown teh room, shaykin her fringe (on teh flapper kostyoom).*
…
Wii can lissens tew teh “Chicago” Soundtrack?
toatalee.
*grabs soundtrack and puts it in teh player*
and I brots teh Gin *pulls books owt uf teh bookshelf to reveel a large suppli uf booz* Help urselves.
*dans dans dans*
Pop, six, skwish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
he hadz it comin’
he hadz it comin’
he onry had himsewf to blame!
If u’d hab been der,
if u’d hab seen it,
I tellz ya, u would hab dun teh saem!
Aifinkso mai favrit lyric frum dat is: “Wif jus wun moar brayn, wut a haffwit heed be.”
An ai jus started lissnin tew “Chicago” heer at werk (on hedfoanz). Aiz gonna be dansin in mah chair & hummin along… gud fing awlmoast ebbreewun is gon alreddy.
I’m owt fur teh night. Good nyte cheezpeeps! Haff a gud Caturday!
Gud nite, Officecat!
Yesh…sleep tite !!
COME LUK AT MY PICS AND FAVOURITE DEM COS DER GR8
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Gibbo/
KHAN!!
I agree…. KHAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
officecat – ai lubs yur bookshelf. ai canz reed all day? ::wink::
We’ll do this az teemwurk. I’ll read teh books, yu finish teh supplies.
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!1!!!
NOOES! U beatz me to it!
I has a kitteh looks just like dat!
Hi LOL
I iz boikat – dis basket shud be bloo!!!
but originallee, bloo wuz fore gurls to honer teh virgin maree. pink wuz fore boiz bekuz it wuz wut happens to red shurts wen yu put them in wif teh wites.
On Star Trek, dey NEBER wash deir red shirts.
Teh redshirts don hav a chance to wash teh shirts.
*Obskur ref: Cowboy Mythology “Dynin wif yer boots on.”*
Well, dat’s just as well, az teh shirts aer uzually vaporized by washing day. Imajin habing tu goe arownd in a dirty, vaporized red shirt.
u rite ! mai mommykitteh had 2 babehs, a girl furst (me) and den 14
months and 11 days later a boi ( my little brudder) (note: doo noawt beleef owld-wives-tale, u cant get pregnant while brestfeeding, nope, doan
u beleefs it)
I was bornd in horseespittayle run by da nuns, so dey gibbed me teeny
tiny blu bead bra cel ette 2 wher home. den later she had her boy, in diff horseespittayle, and dey gibbed him blu one 2 !
(mommykitteh used 2 sai if burglar broke in and saw dem himz would tink der was 2 bois der !)
Daisy said dat awl cats luk gud in pink.
Neber argue wif a fashionista cat.
Y?
I agree wif Daisy, eben boi catz look smashing in pink.
Well, if yu put my cat in pink, things will indeed be smashed, I wud agree wib dat.
Daisy iz teh trend setter and fashun authority.
Dose r mah words. She iz too modest to say these fings.
.
.
.
ai wuz wundreeng y itz a bad idea to argyoo wif a fashuneesta…
No.
Teh fashuneesta will beet u wif her fashunably high heels iffin u argyoo….
…ment “yes”,nawt”no”
Ai’ve had too much wine tonite!
Eeck, dat’s a grate idea!
*goes to get a glass of wed wine*
Cheers!
***gets anudder glass uv cherry wine****
Cheers to u,too!
***tries to clink Romeow’s glass,misses by a mile***
*whines*
Ack, Eeck! Yew got teh cherry wine on mai shoo! Kudya mebbe put dat in a sippur cup if yer gonna toast peeps who are farawai?
Kthxskweejee
Want sum moar wine wif dat whine?
**snerk**
(ai iz sorry abowt yer shoe)
Iz ok, Eeck — it caem off.
An yes – ai wud liek sum wine wif mah whine. Sum cheez tew, plz!
Tho aiz nawt shoor hao ai kin haz MOAR wine wen ai haz nawt had enny in teh nawt sekkud playce!
Well…time to play catch-up,then!!
***pours nightshayde a glass uv cherry wine frum Meeshigun,and sum red wine frum Arizona***
Here u go…drink up!
Glugglugglugglug
…
*burp*
Ekskweeze meh!
{{{{{eeckthecat}}}}}
Ai lubz yew – an awl teh udder cheezpeepz!!
*hic*
No….Ai lubs YOU,man…..
**hic***
Ai lubs EVERYBUDDE !!!!
**hic,hic**
*clink*
U guis r teh best, man.
I mean it – I lub u guis – and I’m not fraid to says it.
*stumbles, trips, and lands wif butt planted perfectly in chair*
I meant to do dat.
*ties Romeow to chair, which happens to beez a office chair, wif wheels.*
*Flicks “ON” swtich on Romeow’s jet pack*
FIRE IN TEH LOL!
*snerk*
KWIK! KAWL TEH FYURMINZ!
ohai, ebbrywun! ai iz bak! adn lolspeek iz kuntayjus!
FYREMENZ? Did u says fyemenz? Ai’ll b rite der!
No moar wikker baskets!
no moar wire hangers!!!!
no moar yoooseless doohikkeees!
how ’bout thingamajigs?
Nope. Get those outta here.
And don’t even *think* about bringing in any dealybobs.
Hao bout whatchamacallits?
They was banned last year, along wif gizmos, gadgets and widgets.
Didz u made meh a memo,
and den u eated it?
No, I didn’t eat it. When I went do print it on that doodad thingy, it got stuck in teh whoozywhutz.
doowhahuh?
ai wuntz tew killz teh WeerdPretlol.
yabutt wared yoo put my chochkeys?
i had 2 schlept them sooo far!!!
oh kitkay! Ai bet dey whir heavy tew!
Speekin ob schleppN chawchkeez, teh linkee below wheel provide hourz ob innertainmunt. Tks tew Bubby!
http://www.bubbygram.com/yiddishglossary.htm
Hai, smom! wii yakitup in yakima!!! yay!
Oy Bubbi and Menschz!
Yall havn funz n Yakimaz!!
Shmooz n shpeel wif much
mishehgawz!! Oy vay iz meer,
i cannawt go tew. Tihs shiksa iz
kavellin fur yaz…
Havz a grate trwip!!
it will b soo much deh funz 2 haz a Cheezmeet!! I haz awlreddee metted deh Jamamamamamakitty. Her b berry berry nise.
Mah liddul cheetin’ Pandora!
*hopin ai got dat lyrik at leest awlmoast rite*
Oops.
It’s “my little prying Pandora.”
sry, duzznt noez wut dats frum????
Mah laem kwoteingz uv “Phantom of the Opera.” Let meh sho u dem.
*krawls unner hur desk tew hied*
*headbonks*
Iht okay, I just qwoted a diffurrent muzical abuv u. No need to hied.
LOL – but yer kwote is correkt! Mien wuz all mestup.
,” he screemed at teh uncareeng hevvens.
“…trubble deff hevven wiff my bootlace crais,
and look upon maiself an kurse my fayte…”
(name teh sonnit and poe-it)
Twenty four an Shakespeare. Dats a gud won!
Oops! 29, aifinkso.
w00t, w00t, w00t!!! yoo noes teh nummerz ob teh sonnits!!! I B much impresst! *claps floofy pawz, jumps up and down*
eye b memberz them by 1rst lynes, manely,
“Win in disgraze wiff 4-tune and minz ai’z….”
i likes “let me nawt to da marriage of troo mynds admit imped i mints love is nawt lub which alters when it alteration fynds”
Body building cat shows off hims liddle biceps.
Curse the bogus blak market steroids!
That kitteh has spunk.
I hates spunk.
Oh, Mr. Grant.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
*snikkers*
U’ve got snickers ??
U gonna share ??
problee nawt, wich iz whai ai hid sum in plane site- here, have a fyoo…
If I wuz a candeebar I wuld be a…
Abbazabba
Babeh Rewth
Carmeowlo
D…
Double chokklit…
Extra-large Hersheys….
Floofy 3 Muskateers…..
G….
Goo-ee center’d chawkolate
Hershee wif almundz
Ignormoos Fast Break (cuz dose are nomalicious)
J…
Joonyer mints…..
Kit-kats!…..
Long-sized Charleston Chew…..
Mounds…..
N….
Nestle Crunch bars
O-Henrees
Poprokks (in choklit)
Q….ummm…..
Reeses Cups…..
Skor…
Twix…..
U…
Deres no need to apologize in lolcats….
awl responses are welkum !!!
Quite melty
Reese’s PB cup
Snikkers
Toblolrone
U…
Uno….
Violet Crumble(??)…..
Whatchamacallit….
X….
Xtra-large kit-kat…..
York peppermint patty…..
Zagnut.
Taa-daaa !!
Candy bars A-Z (except Q)
but i did answer the ridgeNawl question:
If I wuz a candeebar I wuld be a…
quite melty
Yesh…u sure did!!
Sorree…ai iz drinkin wine tonite….see above…..
ooooo I wud have sum tew, but Ai haev a lawng drive tewmorrow… sew maybe NEXT friedegg nite wii can share sum wine n lols.
oar ebben Sunnydae when I get hoem!
why wayte a hole weak?
Got enneh Kit Kats?
Go fish.
Got enneh White Choklit Reeses?
Gin!
Bingo!
(wuz hiz name-oh.)
*surrenders, goes to get chokklit*
Oar dark chonklit raisinetz?
I guesso. They is in this big glass jar. Oh, whoops, I dropt it!
Butterfinger!
Great…now there’s Mounds uv chokklit awn teh floor….
at leest itz nawt a mownd uv whatchamacallit…
Call Mr.Goodbar to pick awl dis up….
Then send him to mai profile and hab him click awn the likee in my sites.
*linkee
Ai sed dat b4 ai red teh “storee”…….
Mr Goodbar gets arownd !
Eeck, doan tell a whopper.
CURSE YOUUUUUU WP!!
*razzen frazzen double posts*
Sawree Eeck.
oh mai, you went “poof”
Did sumwun put vellum ober nativecat’s avatar?
Oh,no….he’s gone pale !!!!
Qwick….feed him sum chokklit !!
Get him sum wine **hick**
Ai’m stuck in teh ether
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/25/funny-pictures-cant-be-gud/#comment-391592
Tryen tu git bak tu cheezland
***faintly,frum teh udder side uv teh eether***
Tayke our hand,Carol Ann…uh,n66
…..go towards teh lite!
Rather than copy and paste. I’ll just provide the linkee
**Caution!! This is something that should probably only be read in the NB**
geocities.com/napavalley/4121/sexandcandy.html
Yikes!
**heds to nawty barn***
Ur going to Candy Land hell fur dat one.
Iz dat liek Candy Land but wif sugar-free Candy?
And…
(dun dun DUN)
CAROB!!1!
omigosh Carob iz teh wurst! *hands LCB a cookie* Dat for the wurst pleh of teh day awrd. Enjoi. (psst, nawt made ub Carob, I pwomise)
*sets browser to accept cookie*
Oh no girfren, yew di’int…nawt carob!
Oh yes I di’id!
I habn’t eben fot ov dat carob crap inna long tiem. Pleh
Neber herd ov ennyone wanting a cup ov hot carob, hab u?
pleh…nope.
U knoes how eating choklit makes u feel like u is in lubs?
Eating carob makes u feel like ur getting a tax audit.
@@@@@
Carob. DO NOT WANT. Pleh pleh pleh.
*shudder*
LULZ! LCB, u sleigh me.
*flops over, ded*
Plz don’t be teh ded, OC! If u is, we’ll has to put choklit coins covered wif gold foil on ur eyes.
Ai haz a vague memree uv bein given “carob chip cookies” at gurl skowt camp wunceuponatiem. Neber agin (teh cookies – nawt teh camp… tho ai iz nao WAY too old fur gurl skowt camp).
*peeks oapen one eye to maek shur no one’s lookin*
*playz ded so she can haz choklit coinz*
*lukz askance at teh choklit coniz*
…
Um… LCB? Hao old ARE dese fings?
Oh, those? Um, leftover from Christmas, I think.
Teh *first* Christmas.
*eets coin*
PLEH! Whut iz dis?! Carob?! Pleh pleh pleh!
…either carob or dat “chokklit” u gets at teh discownt store….
Wuz gonna ask “which Christmas?” but yew ansurd dat awlreddy.
…
Ai awlwaiz had to vyoo teh choklit coins wif suspishun in mah howse wen ai wuz a kitten. Aifinkso Momkat yoosta buy teh choklit coinz at teh aftur-holiday sales (50% off, doan-cha-no) den bring dem owt teh next yeer. Ai lernd nawt to tuch dem… so dey wud kinda multiply ober teh yeerz. Nao ai is skerred uv teh choklit coinz.
Aneebudde remember teh Woolworths stores?
Dey had dis weird smell inside…..
teh candy kinda tasted liek teh smell..pleh !!
Teh first Noel, teh angels sayed “pleh!”
After eating stale choklits buyed last Boxing Day
ROFL!!!
uh…otae?
pleh, sugar-free. Nebber been a fan.
Snickers Dark Chalk-lit??? NOM-NOM-NOM!
ai jus hadded one. nom-nom-nom-nom!!!!!11!
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhnnn!!!!!!
**grumble,grumble**
Stoopy hyoomins….put me in dis dorkee baskit in front uv a wrinkly bakgrownd to take mai piktur
IT WON’T BE EASTER FER MONTHS,U FOOLS !!
sillee kitteh, this is to lure teh eester bunneh owt uv hydin so yu kin eet him and put awl mai nitemares to rest.
Plz tew nawt be eetin teh eester bunneh.
Kthxwhimpurr
Dis kitteh still needz sumfin frum teh eester bunneh…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=825623
Psst … dis is mah kitteh, “Timmy,” dyed culurs fer teh Eestur. Shna yoosta be mah naem heer, but kud nawt get werdpretzel acct wif dat naem (alreddy taken
).
berry prittee whyte kitteh – but whut happend too kitteh’s eerz? still
berry cyute fayce!
U R gud. Ebil, but gud.
Basement cat goez to basement in a handbazkit?
Win !!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@
*snerk*
Dis iznt Basement Cat, but dis kitteh is going thare in a hanbaskit foar shaking his fist at Ceiling Cat…
In a hurry!!!!
(good ref ieldanth)
ohai, burfday fairy heer, haz missd a few dayz, bin precop – preokky – bizzee wif ovver stuffs. hope i haz not missd anywuns burfdays
i will be on vakashun next week (goin to dizzyland! yay!) an so want to annownce taht any an all volunteer substitoot burfday fairies hoo might want to help owt wif wishin peepz happy burfday wile i’z gon are welkom!
i got extry homade caeks an cookees an frooty punch for ebreewun!!
wile i’z heer, let me go ahed an wish a big HAPPE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an mebbee teh trolz (if they’s not bein too trolly) hoo haz tehms burfdays today or yesterday or, um, teh day before
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o hai birfday fayry!
nice to sea yoo! haff a good thyme at dizzyland!
thanks 4 awl the caykes and re-freshmints!
Happy day to awl!
the Unbirfday Farey
A tiskkit
A tasskit
A kitteh in
A basskit.
Charlton Heston (original Planet of the Apes) Kitteh says: “Damn them all to Hel.l”
you led me around onna leash
ohai smom, ai been on your blog leevin commintz
how long take yew to get to yakimamama?
I’m guessing 5 hours since mapquest said 3
I regret nothing!!!
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges.
*sees no badgers*
…
Den agin, ai iz nawt in Wis-kawn-sin.
Badges… Sierra Madre?
Badgers… Animaniacs?
Aye finkso….
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges.
Line from ‘Blazing Saddles’
…and I have thought it could be used with ‘badgers’
…but they don’t show no stinkin’ Badgers at ICHC
Wasn’t badgers used for one of the skits in UHF? Weird Al?
yes ett wuz!!!
Ai lurve taht movee.
“Wheel”
“of”
“FISH”
and ob corse
“Spatula City”
cud nawt fidn teh Animaniacs epysoda Aye wantid, butt dis wun’s sillii tu
You!!
Are you chewing GUM in line ????/
Yes!
(I was told I was posting comments too quickly, so)
YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS
(awlso a Blazing Saddles ref)
doh, missed it at first
I’m off to Petaluma
Wuzza luma and why you wanna pet it?
Hoap it duz nawt biet!
Petaluma – Home of world Arm Wrestling championship
Iz yu pawtissapating?
No, but look at the kitteh photo
Fankumz….. Aye bii slo tonite
“Treasure of Sierra Madre” 1948, let mii sho yu mai chronologically challenged viewing….
heer a lama, derez a lama, adn anodder littlol lama, funny lama, fuzzy lama, lama, lama, duk!
Ai lurv dis!!!! an tanks fur de ear wurmz
llama…llama…duck
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
Yu ar warned ‘bowt de ear wurmz if yu klikie on da linkie
Nooooooooo!!!! eer wurmz!!!!!!
Ai wached Phan tom de odder nite wid mai hubby and ai kant get doz songz outta mai hed. Maibe de llama song will wurk bedderer.
Yayz! ai causeses eer wurmz! lol!
thyme 4 mii 2 Retyre now….
I arz furroashuss
boi Kitteh Keeng ubz t3h beestz.
I duz nawt lykez PEENK!!!
Ritch lushuss purpill
iz cullurr ubz royulltee!
Dat iz moar mah style
Awllso wantz Beeg Throan.
Baskitt iz nyss, butz needz 2
seez wutz happeneeng!
Jack.
*cheerz fur Jack & klaps foofee pawz*
Hmmmm…purpil..color uv royalty..
(Strokes chin thotfully)
Um, Eeck? That’s my chin ur stroking.
Did I SAY 4 u to stop?
Wut ????
Nawt AWL kittehs like dere chin stroked,u know…
Nawt AWL kittehs take it well when u stops, u know…
U knows dis frum eggsperience wif Esme & Liam ???
My Jethro usedta lay a friendly paw on my leg when I stroked his chin. when I stopped, he deployed his pointy ends just enough to give me a strong hint.
I usually obeyed.
Mai Nala refuses to hav her chin stroked….she has been dat wai since hers wuz a bebbeh.
Iz berry weird fer a kitteh,ai finks.
U tell her that her Ant LCB sayed to let u stroke her chin!
Ai will try dat…..
and wif dat,cheezpeeps,ai am goin to beddy-bye fer teh nite.
See yuse awn Caturdai !!!!!!
I’m owt, tew. Gotta scowt fur kidlet bedding. Mah hyoomin kitten is moovin frum teh crib to teh “big gurl bed” tomorrow!
…
Gud nite, Cheezpeepz!!! Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee Caturday & a grate weekend!
Bye u guise! Watch out for flying rocket chairs!
*dux*
Quack!
Damms yoo chuk norriz!
“Eh fang-goo! Ai no gotta show yu no stinkin’ badge!”
ai no wuntz tew beez in twashkan! HALP!
Ai R nawt garbidj!
wai duz it haz pink twash bag? Maebeez sumwun iz givin twash az a prezzint? lol!
that was a really funny picture that u did i loved it will u be my friend
PPPPPPPPPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDSPLEAS PLEASE PLEASE
I NEED A FRIEND
Ohai {{{{[[[fabulousgirl443 }}}}}}}}!!!
iz u noob here?! well if u r, welcome to cheezland!!!!
dier r a lot uf cheez peepz here and im sure most uf us will be ur friendz!
if u hab created ur profile, u should put da URL(link) of ur dash board into da URL option in da commenting box… itz below da e-mail address option. if u do dat, ur name will turn blue(liek mine) and we would be able to see ur profile and add u as a friend….
i hopez u haz a gd tiem here!!
I will take you home in a basket, and you, kitteh, will LIKE IT.
but iz a boy! i no likey pink baskets!
but if u insist and givez me a cheezburger, i will fink bout it…
Oh, my…
Um…meow?
ohai guys
SARA!!! *SCHMOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
OL kitty shaeks floofy fist an’ shaotz: CURSE YEW, RED BARON PIZZA!
LOL kitty shaeks floofy fist an’ shaotz: CURSE YEW, RED BARON PIZZA!
Gud Mornin’ owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh!!!!1!!(well, itz morning fur me)
how iz u feeling today??
i also haz a qwestion, wat would kitteh prefer, a cheezy pizza or a meaty one??
waz just wunduring!
meat…mousemeat…wif sardeenies
kitteh curses Red Baron pizza becuz tehy snuck in teh pepperoonies…gabe kitteh awl kinez ub…steenkee ‘dijestib ploblemz,’ if yew knoes wut ai meen.
i think it would like a meat pizza!
hmmm….datz strange… i thought da kittehz loved cheez….. ya ur rite, nothin can get in da way uf kittehz and meat
My kitteh haytes mowst meat. She lubbs rowst chikkin, rowst turkey and smoked sammon, but ignores beef, lamb, sushi and pork. She also lubs plain potato chips.
mah kitteh iz also bery extra ordinary wen it cumz to fud!
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he doesnt eat raw meat (of any kind), only boiled or cooked. he lubs icecream and mayonese and also lubs potato chips( just liek ur kitteh jd
Ai thynk I remememember heering dat they smell fat adn things that smell fatty attract them. That wud explayn teh potato chips, but nawt much more. I thynk their tayste iz much more complicayted than peepul thynk.
ya, dey r soo choosy (kittehz)
Tell meh abaout it! Ai wunce tryed tew gib Zeus prime rib, an’ him *fummed him’s noez at it*…*prime rib*!!!
LULZ!! I give u teh curse forever.
‘Montezuma’s Kurse!’
kurse…rebenje…Cheezfrenz get teh idea, aifinkso.
Khaaaaaannnnnn!
dis be baismint cat
bein hoomiliatd by ceeling cat
lollololololollllllooloololololol
Damn – I needs me a manicure!
Mr Uneevers Kitteh been pumpin iurn all day…check thos gunz…
RIIIIIIIICHARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!1!1eleventy!!111!111!
ODEN WILLS SMITE JOUUS!!!
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAA!
that’s cute! did you ever try for another name….. wow my nails are long i need them done in a peticure get it pet icure? lol well anyway cute pic