Comments on: Do you seez thatz?

By: nobody

nobody — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:44:03 +0000

measls? radyoactiv chikn pox?

By: Cheezburgergal

Cheezburgergal — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:20:10 +0000

FIRE TEH LAZRS!

By: Me

Me — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:05:04 +0000

LMAO

By: COBHC666

COBHC666 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:54:37 +0000

Scratch that, Scaring the rainbows out of him: Priceless.

By: COBHC666

COBHC666 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:53:44 +0000

Laser: $25
Cat: $900
Scaring the crap out of him: Priceless

By: whatsherface

whatsherface — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:57:52 +0000

wear did ur hoomans obtane such grene lazers!!! they is espensivs they arr! give, give!

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:28:51 +0000

Huh???

By: divakitty

divakitty — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:53:01 +0000

My goggie is cyoot, huh? Hez be sleepin by my feetz while I type naow. And snorrrrrrin somting awful! The kitteh’s liek him and he liek’s the kittehs, but sumtimes he tinks dey luk like xtra fun 4 chasin and I haf to stop dat. But I laf furst, cuz the kittehs’ pointy endz wud stop him even betteh!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:47:51 +0000

pleh

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:18:58 +0000

Ur funneh! I likez ur ritin style.

An ur cute doggeh.

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:41:05 +0000

My srrrosly oberwate kitteh was recmnded a laser pointr toy by vet…ennyting to get the fat guy moovin. He ignrs it. Dunnt care ’bout it. Wunnt moove. Moovin uses de calrees, see? An calrees r wut he wants. Gushifud r krunchyfud…laiks em both. Only ting he plays wif is sumtimes a pipekleener twisted into a ring.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:32:59 +0000

“Lastday, Capricorn 29s. Enter Carousel”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:28:43 +0000

I dunno HAOW it kin b, but it muss b troo, cuz I finksew uh lawt uvvem r dryvin awn GA 400 norf uv Hotlanta…

By: Mairzy

Mairzy — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:34:02 +0000

Aaaah! Iz I turnin GREEN? Duz I glow in dark? Help meeeee!

By: Tristan

Tristan — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:44:43 +0000

OMG SNIPER!!!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:02:25 +0000

Ai had a red laser pointy toy for Zeus…wuz phun phor a phhhhew daze…tehn, wun moarning, eye woek up an’ faound it in peeces, broken, wiff soem peeces foreber disapeered…habn”t botted a replaecemint wun since tehn.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:58:35 +0000

hmmm…heartbeat wif no brayne? Hao can dat bee?

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:55:32 +0000

hummmmm peas and cheese

By: princessmu

princessmu — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:53:44 +0000

surri guyz! thats just a made up uri. i’ll try to fix it to my mostly unsed werd press blog.

By: jd

jd — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:29:00 +0000

*rushes in and seez owl lying dere wib a sock round hiz hed. He gets owt hiz duck tayp super-soaker adn cubbers teh top ob Owl’s hed in duck tape. Mynd yew, it alsew gets teh pillow, teh bed fraym, mowst ob teh wall,… Yur hed may feel a little hebbier dan uzual fore a bit, Owl.*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:30:24 +0000

Duz u hab a poofee shirt, 2, nativeca66??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:27:20 +0000

Oh Noez!!!! No wun kamded 2 helpingz????? How kan dat b????
I ben werking adn kum bak 2 see a ded owl lying on deh floor.

Braynez ebbree were.

*Flyz in2 akshun*
*administerz Owl CPR.*
Breethe Owl!!!
*chekz pulse. findz a faint hartbeet.*
*Continuez Owl CPR*
C’mon Owl!! Live!!!!
*Chekz pulse agin. It b stronger!!*
Yay!! Owl Livez!!
Let mii git ur braynez bak in ur hed.
*Sweepz up braynz wif bare handz adn skoopz dem up.*
*Tukz dem into deh krayniel kabitee*
*takez off own CHRG and putz it on Owl*
*Lukz arownd 4 duk taype. Duznt seeing ennee.*
*Takez off sock adn tiez it rown Owlz hed*
*2 holding on deh CHRG.*
*Gibz Owl eemerjenC chokklit frum pokkit.*
*Kerrieez Owl 2 Splort Recubberee Ward.*
*Owl iz rappt in floofee blankeez adn given endless supple*
*eye uv restorative chokklit martooneez*

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:42:48 +0000

iffen u reads “Cheezcats – A History”, you’ll know u can’t ape-arate or dis-ape-erate frum ICHC grounds

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:35:07 +0000

last post ai meant to sai menu same fur wedding cept for peas an cheez.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:34:17 +0000

ackshooly, when ai think abouts it, menu is same excepts fur peas and cheez salad. Dunno whai, but whin anywun in mai fambly goes to a funeral, we alwayz asks if tehr was peas and cheez. then we nos it was a troo minniesoda funeral.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:31:57 +0000

In teh Norweejin Lufran haff ov mai fambly, funeral fud was always buttered buns, cold kuts, peas an cheez salad, potato chips, pickles an olives an carrots, and cake, also mixed nutz an butter mintz.

By: jd

jd — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:59:58 +0000

*does NAWT recommend the use of actual lasers pointed towards any person, animal or mirror, since coherent light is extremely dangerous even at low levels. True, focused coherent light like lasers should only ever be pointed at diffusely reflecting surfaces. You’ve a LOT more flexibility if the light is scattered, say by smoke, which is why real lasers can be used in a light show without frying anyone’s eyeballs, but you’re usually talking a lot of fairly dense smoke, and even then, I’m not convinced they always use lasers.

LEDs, flashlights/torches and other toys that may be sold as “lasers” but are not classified as actual laser emitters are fine at sane intensities. Anything can be made insane. I’d avoid pointing anything at eyes, or in such a way that a sudden move could bring a strong light directly into the eyes, but you’ve much more flexibility when it’s not really laser light.

(For those unsure if their pointer is LED or laser, if you’ve got something made of glass handy, you can find out. LEDs emit over a narrow spectrum, but it isn’t infinitely narrow. A prism, something glass at an angle, or whatever, should split up the light. It’ll look like a smudged blob. A laser beam can’t be split, you can bounce it through all the prisms you like and the dot you get at the end will be the same size and have the same sharpness as if it had gone through air all the way.)

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:10:12 +0000

Ai be teh ded nao, cweenmj.

By: Ian

Ian — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:29:12 +0000

Just a note, Green Lasers are very dangerous for animals (and people) since you don’t have a blink reflex to green light like you do to red light, therefore it’s *much* easier to damage the eye with them…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:05:40 +0000

‘Twernt spowsta b — herz naym wuz disydid bai da fan kummyoonitee 2 b Penda yeerz b4 “Da Rath uv Kon”. Ebben D.C. Fontana (wun uv da co-kreeayterz uv TOS — herz da wun hoo givded Kirk himz middul naym “Tiberius” ) agreed awn dat naym. Haowebber, wun boanhedded rytur bai da naym uv Willyum Rotsler disydid 2 tayk it upawn hizsef 2 intent… intinsh… awn purr-puss ignoar evvyfing dat had bin didded bai da fanz. Him bai hizsef kaymd up wif Nyota, jess 2 spyt da fanz… Da Swaheelee tranzlayshun nawt az gud, eevur — “Nyota Uhura” meenz “Star uv Freedum” wyl “Penda Uhura” meenz “Luvver uv Freedum”
…
Innywaiz, lemme gitz awf mai sopeboks b4 I fawl n gitz herted

By: ChessieCat65

ChessieCat65 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:19:21 +0000

’twas Nyota.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:46:46 +0000

Uh-oh. Owl down! I wuzn’t spekting splortz on dis fred.
I wuz spekting deh spanish inkwizishun.
*runz rownd lukking fer deh CCC.*
Were iz it? I cant member witch fred itz on!!!
Oh, deh owl-maniteee!1!! Sumwun hep mii find deh CCC!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:18:59 +0000

::poof:: purrhaps ::poof::

By: officecat

officecat — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:00:06 +0000

*snert*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:41:30 +0000

you can has inbisibel abatar?

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:40:08 +0000

::poof::
AI LUB IT!!!!!!
۝۝۝۝۝۝۝۝۝۝۝۝
::poof::

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:30:31 +0000

ohai N66, ai stole one ob yer pix an maded yew a lolpik

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1566960

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:27:19 +0000

::poof – ape-ears frum teh ether::
Oh hai!
::poof – dis-ape-ears again::

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:20:42 +0000

Dey’s playin tag wif funy colorz again…

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:19:09 +0000

LAWLZ! Iz zit yore kitteh?

…oh…and…KA-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!!!

By: akagiredsun1

akagiredsun1 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:12:10 +0000

ZOMG Logan!!!! Run for the surface!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:06:11 +0000

Er…. to save teh trubbul of puttin on teh “aich tee tee pee,”
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627547

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:05:08 +0000

Mai Huzbin jus capshund himz nawt sekkund lolcat!!!! Ai fink it r teh funneh, tew!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627547
…
Ai lubz mai huzbin!!!

By: smammie

smammie — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:55:28 +0000

Jeorge!!! Ays sew prowd ob yu!!! C? Yu kan duitz!!!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:46:02 +0000

unless it be kitty prostrate radiashun ferapy.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:43:49 +0000

Romeow, u tater…ummm, trater! Aye fot wii wuz frenz!

Awlsew, eeck, tew ann sir your queshun, ennywun purplol iz suspec, aifinksew.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:37:56 +0000

Dis LOL reminds me uv taht muvee frum teh ’80’s starring teh laet John Ritter, muvee called ‘Skin Deep,’ which ‘featured’ glow-in-teh-dark condoms.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:33:40 +0000

Rite u r, stagehanddan.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:12:05 +0000

I thot Penda wuz Uhura’z nawt-sekkund naym…

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:10:58 +0000

I fiksiz dat prawblim bai jess havvin hork-kullerd car-pit n mai hows…