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Do you seez thatz? That can’t be gud.
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Run awai frum teh lite !!!
Corn graters, eeck u iz top uv a kwintoopul macrame!
Concatumalashuns, Eeck! Sillybrashun?
Rehi eeck! Con-CAT-enayshunz awt da tawp spawt uvva faiv-wai makrumay! Watcha gunna haz 4 sillybrayshunz?
Ai want LOTS and LOTS uv alkyhol……and cheezburgers….
it haz been teh PLEH week at werk !!!
At ur surviss, Miss…
**hollerz owt da bak dore** K GYZ — BAK EM IN
**uh taynkur truk uv miksded bevrijiz n uh truk uv cheezburgerz bak n2 da lowdin dox at da Tybooteek**
**beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep*beep**
“Ware duz U wannem?”
Obber dare neer da purplol kitteh …
“U gottit baws…”
**dollyz lawtsa dreenkz n burgerz obber 2 eeckthecat**
Heer U goez Miss … Injoi!!
cummown back, cummown back, to da leff……….the other leff, cummown back…..and ho….stawp!!! *brake hisssss*
Itz deh Monbak Bros. Trukking Kumpanee!!
Nom,nom,nom….
sip,sip,sip…..
nom,nom,nom……
Oh,yea….MUCH bedderer.
Fanks,Aahz…..even in yer sadness,u shur know how to throw a partee !!
Fanky, eeck — Jess cuz I haz uh big sad doan meen dat da whirled stawpz 4 me… Noe sintz n breengin evvywun els daown. Bisydz, I frum da Sowf — aftur da fyoonrul we can haz lawtsa, LAWTSA nomz n dreenkz (prolly non-alkyhollik, but steel gud) — datz jess da wai it iz…
Ai has fownd dat u haz different funeral fuds in different reegions….wut is teh tradition in teh sowf ???
Waol, owr famblee groo up n da kuntree, sew itz prollee gunna b fryd chikinz, n evvyboddee gunn breeng diffrint cassyroalz (beenz n meet, tater n cheez, tooner, etc) n cowld sallidz (tater, 7-layur, makroanee, jelloe, etc) n nommee dizzertz (caykz n pyz n nanner poodin). I noez dat I woan leev wif uh hongree
But u mite leev wif a tummyayke !
Wen relatibs uv mai ex passed awai in Iowa,dey would have sammiches spread wif butter insted uv teh ushual condiments.Thot dat wuz wierd,but apparently dats wut dey do there.
In mai hometown ,u alwais has to hab teh keilbasa,wif or wifout sawerkraut.
Lot’s uv Polish peeps,u know…..
Mai ex’z famblee iz Eesturn Yurowpeeyun (nawt Polish, but cloas) — wooden spryz me ifn dey can haz Polish sossijiz wif purr-owgeez
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Mai currint XYL iz Chyneez — dunno wat dey duz … I muss askez herz…
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Mmmm … cheez purr-owgeez …
Mmmmm…cheez & potato purr-owgeez……
in Marriland wen wuz a kitten, peeps brot lots of casarools and and cakes
iin norf caralina it was alway cold salads an chicken
heer n GA, i has not bin tew a wake, sew i donut kno.
Waol, da fyoonrul nawt n Jorja, iz n Bama, sew I woan noez da anser 2 dat eevur…
…
Sew ur n Jorja 2, den?
BTW, Princess Mu — I cood nawt gitz ur bloo leenkee 2 werkz — awl I gotted wuz uh surch payj…
Me tu nd it wunt go awai wifowt xin owt ub fred nd hab tu reboot.
Jappy kneez funerul hab sushi nd finger jello nd Chinese chicken salad, nd moar, nd deeserts wutebbur da laydeez maikz. (wun sied mai fmalee) uvvur sied , hab Talyun sis-in law so hab da gud stufz. Iz hardlee enny sadz, evur wun.
surri guyz! thats just a made up uri. i’ll try to fix it to my mostly unsed werd press blog.
In teh Norweejin Lufran haff ov mai fambly, funeral fud was always buttered buns, cold kuts, peas an cheez salad, potato chips, pickles an olives an carrots, and cake, also mixed nutz an butter mintz.
ackshooly, when ai think abouts it, menu is same excepts fur peas and cheez salad. Dunno whai, but whin anywun in mai fambly goes to a funeral, we alwayz asks if tehr was peas and cheez. then we nos it was a troo minniesoda funeral.
last post ai meant to sai menu same fur wedding cept for peas an cheez.
hummmmm peas and cheese
that sounds good, real good as tomorrow brings a potential “High-Maintainence” comedianne.
Aren’t dey awl high-maintenance ??
nawt awlwais, summer quite layed back.
sum tymez iv hadz de a liddle two laid bak!
momcat
“Carol Anne – don’t go into the light”
“Dere hee-eer…”
concats eeck on Ur tawp posishunz!
wach out! it be teh sniper kitteh!!1!
Ai fink u shud get dat lukked at
Dey r lukkin attit rite naow…
Da Black Spot iz gibben by pirates.
Da Orinj Spot iz a poison goggie.
Wat cud a green spot be?
Avacado
Bug (green and squished)
Caterpillar
D….
Dredful diseez
Emeruld rot
Fronch cheez
G..
Going green
Halitosis effect aiming aid
Irritable eye-ball focus
J…
Jelly been (Lym flavr)
Krocodyl scayl
Leprosy Leezhun
M…
Mold
Nastiness
Owld cheez
P…
Peas….
Quite owld stuf….
Rotten fings….
S….
Soylent…..anything
Tiny pills given to cat, unsuccessfully
Uranium isotope
V…
Spinnij
Turnip tops
Unriep froot
Vejitubls
W…
Water,in teh Detroit river…..
Xtra-slimy slime….
Yuckky slime…
Zany green aliens.
Gangrene
Hairball
Icky chewed-up gum
J…
Green thums
hilee radeeoacktif
inshurants (nawt kuvvered bai)
j..
just a smudg
kale jooce
lime peel
M…
mussheerooms, poysunus
nockturnl creechur
owl wif wun i
Potaytos (green and poyson)
Quantum dot
Reely mowldy bred
Stranj beings on Marz
T….
Paranoya – yer doin it rite.
aiming to wound
fazers own “stun”.
Aaaaauuuggghhh! I’m turning into kryptonite!
Mebbe it cud b remooved bai laser surjerie!
Eezee, jus swich it off!
KANT SWICH IT AWF!!!!
ITS DA FLEEZ! DEY HAZ DA LAZURS NAO!!!!!
AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!
“Win fleez goez unchekted…”
I kno bout lightning bugs,
but nao we habs lightning fleas?
.
Get it off!
Mebbe iz radioaktiv fleez? DO NAWT WANT!
Maybe they are Ebil Fleas®. Brought to you by Ebil Laboratories, Ltd.
so…..I guess business is…………jumping?
This joynt is jumping.
Indeed. It can be quite a circus sometimes…
Ooopsie! Another DID moment…
do ya need to go have a lie-down at a motel near yer lab? purr haps one of the less expensive ones like a ……(wait for it)…..flea-bag motel?
.
*hangs head in shame*
Da-bum *ching*
Yur drumset duzn’t speek lol.
Ur flea joke bombed.
.
*joyns SHD in hanging hed in shame, ober mah pun at hims expense*
sorree,
yu sed yu wanted Sir Gus (teh bowntee slayer), but it sownded liek circus. , and sints yu garnisht ower wages, we kud onlee afford teh flee circus.
I have NEVER put parsley and lemon on your wages…
tehn whu did?
Hoo Hoo?
Hoo indeed?
Let’s round up the usual suspects – OOBRK and Eeck!
Hay….how did ai end up a suspect ????
mebbe Ro-Ro should’ve asked for the UN-usual suspect?
Rite u r, stagehanddan.
Romeow, u tater…ummm, trater! Aye fot wii wuz frenz!
Awlsew, eeck, tew ann sir your queshun, ennywun purplol iz suspec, aifinksew.
Radiashun ferapy – ur doin it rong.
unless it be kitty prostrate radiashun ferapy.
Mebbe iz raydeeyow-aktiv, sorta liek da spydur n Spydur-Man. Ifn it bytz kitteh, wood kitteh beekumz Flee-Kitteh?
lightning fleas seem to be a relief, anything that makes killing the escape-prone blood sucking flesh eating little bastiges has gotta have some good to it.
I can has glow in teh dark Revolushun
for mah glow in the dark fleas?
we kin stikk tehm up awn teh seeling an maek constelayshuns!
litening fleez!
tee, hee, heez!
Duz it haz a flavr?
tastes like vacuum
ohai NS, ai haz yer commemratib band aid on mai owwie…… hewwo kitteh band aid…… fer teh cauz
Awww – ai hopez yer owwie iz nawt teh seerius, an dat it feelz beddur soon!
nawt seriyus……… hadda liddel bump onna arm n dr. tinycat sez Cut it out!!! but it ams benine………. YAY
Haop it heeelz up otae. Fink ai hurd wuz tu be uvvur cheezmeet ina norfwest, maibe in Yakumup? Yay! maiek mai samij wif salami nd provolone Pls, yu oar hoo evvur telling us abowt awl da funz, hoo cumz nd ebrreefing otae?
izza “lite” flavur.
Lite fleas – haff teh biting.
Wif awl deh itch!!!! do not want!
Jus moov — mebbe deyz gonna vaporize dis hideeus carpet.
Rite! Green lite meenz go.
Haz u ebber tryed 2 fined sumfing on a carpit dat bizzee? Watebber u drop fawls on a bit uv carpit teh saem culler!
Mebbe ai needz dis carpet.
*skritches hed*
It wud nawt show teh stayns kittehz leevz… but aiz gessin dat teh clawz wud be nawt sew grate fur teh carpet.
Dat awlwaiz happinz 2 me… Win it duz, I gitz daown awn mai hanz n neez, n lukz kraws da carpit sydwaiz-liek n sirchiz 4 ennyfing dat stix up frum da tawp uv da kar-pit. Werkz 4 me …
Just wok bearfut nd wil fined sumfing if itz shrap. Ai nedez dis kined tu so awla barfz nawt shoze
I fiksiz dat prawblim bai jess havvin hork-kullerd car-pit n mai hows…
Iz nawt a carpet….iz an area rug….
(Nao wut wuz dat moobee wif Sally Field & Tom Hanks where dey were comeedians??? Sumbudee in dat moobee sed”U don’t need a carpet…u need an aaaarrreeea rug!”)
Sorree….ai am going off on a tangent…..
Oh Eek, dat iz so funnee! Iz frum “Punchline”. Ai seeded it wif mai sister adn her 2 kidlets. Whenebber wii getting togevver, wun ob uz sez “U don’t need a carpet… u need an aaaarreeea rug”! Adn wii laff adn laff!
Funee how dat stuff sticks wif u,izzint it??
Sadlee,ai will sez dat line and nobudde gets it!
Aww, ai will ALWAIS laff when u sez it heer!
iffen you gargle “area” I can guarntee someboddy’ll get it.
That’s from Taylor Negron, rite? He sez u has to say it wif ur mouth wide open.
One of teh stores in teh mall acrosst teh street from my office is a area rug place. I always giggle a little to myself when I pass by.
Sumboddee call Dr Tinycat!
I see de light!
Gushi fud? I see delight!
“I don’t know what it is, kaptain…but it’s GREEN!”
Scotty ref — WIN!!
speekin ov star-wreck, wares Tribble? havn’t scene her in agez…(corse shee libbs in a teeny-tiney island across teh pond, butt wii havv R wayz 2 find cheezfrens (I hoaps!))
Habbint sean da liddul bawl uv fluff laytlee — hoapz evvyfing b K wif herz…
aslo hab nawt bin seing altosinger, abbycat nd sevrul uvvurz Ai fele a band und.
if yu peepz ar lurking arownd just say hi so we noze yur heer, kthx bai.
::poof – ape-ears frum teh ether::
Oh hai!
::poof – dis-ape-ears again::
ohai N66, ai stole one ob yer pix an maded yew a lolpik
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1566960
::poof::
AI LUB IT!!!!!!
::poof::
you can has inbisibel abatar?
::poof:: purrhaps ::poof::
Duz u hab a poofee shirt, 2, nativeca66??
iffen u reads “Cheezcats – A History”, you’ll know u can’t ape-arate or dis-ape-erate frum ICHC grounds
Yer saef — yer nawt wearin a red shirt!
an yu has a last name!
Habbin lastest naymz nawt mayk red-shurtz sayf…
but it duz make tehm sayfur! after awl, scotty wares a red shirt.
But himz da Cheef Injinear — himz nawt awn sikyooritee deetayl…
BTW, derez:
Officer Matthews
Officer Rayburn
Lt. Grant
Lt. O’Herlihy
Lt. Carlisle
Lt. Kaplan
Lt. Marple
Lt. Hendorff
Lt. Mallory
Ensign Compton
Lt. Galloway
Ensign Harper
Ensign Rizzo
Lt. Leslie (tho himz shoad up agin n laytur eppysoadz)
Tech. Watkins
Tech. Watson
Ensign Wyatt
…
I sez agin — lastest naymz nawt mayk red-shurtz sayfur…
Actually, it looks like having no first name is the death sentence…
they has a first name- well ackshullee, itz a sekund name
X. Pendabull
I thot Penda wuz Uhura’z nawt-sekkund naym…
’twas Nyota.
‘Twernt spowsta b — herz naym wuz disydid bai da fan kummyoonitee 2 b Penda yeerz b4 “Da Rath uv Kon”. Ebben D.C. Fontana (wun uv da co-kreeayterz uv TOS — herz da wun hoo givded Kirk himz middul naym “Tiberius” ) agreed awn dat naym. Haowebber, wun boanhedded rytur bai da naym uv Willyum Rotsler disydid 2 tayk it upawn hizsef 2 intent… intinsh… awn purr-puss ignoar evvyfing dat had bin didded bai da fanz. Him bai hizsef kaymd up wif Nyota, jess 2 spyt da fanz…
Da Swaheelee tranzlayshun nawt az gud, eevur — “Nyota Uhura” meenz “Star uv Freedum” wyl “Penda Uhura” meenz “Luvver uv Freedum”
…
Innywaiz, lemme gitz awf mai sopeboks b4 I fawl n gitz herted
Teh trooth, its owt dere.
Dis wun iz awesum! An today stawrts teh X-Files moobie! Raise uf paws: hooz goeeng to see teh moobie?
Oh mii! Mii! Mii wanna go see X-Fyles moobie!!!
Me three!! Did ennybodee luk at mai piktures of mai kittehs on mai profile? Ai is verry teknikully challenged- tuk me furebber to get new wuns dere- ai jus wantz sumwun to see dem… (hayte to beg, but will if ness.. if needz tew!)
Ai can be bribed… jes offur mii a cheezburger…
Akshully, ai klikked awn ur naem butt got teh “IM cannot display dis page” messij.
Oh- ai’m sorree! But ai offurs cheezburgers to all ICHC frenz who visitz mai updayted profyle- and pleeze be mai frend if not alreedy!
Mee 2, teh linkie seemz 2 b borked
Ai gawt search paje nd hab tu reboot agen. getting berry m pashunt wif dat.
I tink it iz sumting weirt…
maybez a new eye!
It must be caught and punished!
lul
Izzat anudder laff?
YAY!!!!!!!1!
Jeorge!!! Ays sew prowd ob yu!!! C? Yu kan duitz!!!
Don’t tell my Liam that laser dots come in green! He’ll want one in every color. I has a laser pointer on my keyring and I can’t leave teh house without first playing a quick game of Laser Tag with Liam. He’ll chase it until he is breathing hard.
himz likes brite and shiny fings just lyke himz mawm
Adn him chasez fings until hims iz breeving hard, just liek hims mawm (fink: fyremenz…)
ai here taht teh green wuns r speshullee gud fore starwachin, bekuz yu kin see teh beem, and teh stars arownd it.
Its der night lazor. It werks as deir nightvishun and as teh lazor!
Yes,he certainly does. BTW, I finded my ring that he “borrowed”. It was on teh baffroom floor, inda corner by teh linen closet. Liam tried to tell me I had leaved it down there. I didn’t bleev him.
I taked nightshayde’s suggestion and putted my rings on a carabiner last night. When I was brushing my teefs before bed, Liam came in teh baffroom and jumped on teh tollet seat, looking for teh shiny things on teh toppa teh tank, but they wasn’t there anymoar *snickers uncharitably*. He looked around at me and sed “mrowr?” Hay, mommeh, where is ur shiny things? I wanna play wif them!
Liam says “Oh Mom, ur no fun ennymoar.”
But look, Liam, mommeh has a… wait for it…
GREEN LASER!
Liam says “I Lubs Mah Mama!”
An her shinee things!!
Wif oar wiffowt teh carabiner.
Oddly enuf, mai carabiner is green.
*wandurrs off, skritchin her hed, wundring if dis is awl co-inkee-dink*
Aiz sew glad yew fownd yer ring!
see more dog pictures
See spot?
See spot run……
and ai am runnin owt of teh office….
will come back to play at home !!!!
Snipah ar wurk.
Oh, iz gud awl ryte! Iz run-up-teh-wawl gud!
OMFG!
Nevr had such a pimpl befor!
dis won can haz “gang-grene”?
git Dr. TK, STAT!
Kitteh claimed by da Gang-grene Gang…
Heer…I’ll get it for you!
*pounce*
*oof*
Sry, I missed.
Wait, now it’s on U! Hold still…
*pounce*
*oof*
Hey, I fink u got it!
Teh dot iz gone, but so iz mah watch.
ELL…SEE…BEE!!!
Oh noes!!!1 Ur watch got zapped by teh laser! That’s so dangerous.
*leap….swipe….miss and skid into wall*
*thud*
rats, that thing is fast.
Teh speed of lite.
Need a good lol? Listen to this!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyYKnhtoij0
Heer’s a bettur vershun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQ3pC9W1o4
IN BRITEST DAY
IN DARKIST NITE
NO TUNA SHALL ESKAPE MAI SITE
egads, Green Lantern ref! +1
Thaz Snipr! Did u hire hit man?
Jes chekin sumfing….
Check… check… test… 1… 2… 3… Is this on?
Whai mai abatar nawt awn?
are you logged on at wordpress?
Mine neever, adn ai R logged on to WeirdPress.
Did u pay ur avatar bill?
yes, yu kollecktid it last munth. unless that wuz teh proteckshun munnees… ai never kin tell.
turnin inta teh hulk,
5% complete
Lulz!
Dangit, Fred, how meny tymes does Ai haz to tell yoo, yoose a tisyue when yoo sneeze!
an sinz wen r yu radeeoacktif?
Teehee!!
I fort I wuz teh onlee wun finkin ov … um … cannot fink ov powlite werd 4 boogers …
Fank yoo M21K!!
nose goblins, intra-cranial dust bunnies
Owt, owt, darned spaut!!! Goe Way!!!!!!
And now for teh latest in our semi-whenever series of actual subject lines in LCB’s spam folder that could also be captions for this lol:
– North Korea Declares nuclear capability
– US 2009 war budget tripled
– Upgrade it to a huge volume
– Funniest adult entertainment
– Meanest kitty in America
And this one, which not even my admittedly overdeveloped free-association skillz can make work with this lol, but it cracks me up anyway:
– Underwear chicken dare causes man his death
*runz 2 bedruum adn chekkz underwear drawer 4 daring chikkinz.*
*Duzzn’t see ennee.*
*Deep sigh uv releef.*
Whew!! dat wuz klose.
*Vowz 2 awlwayz inspect underooz b4 wearing*
U can never beez 2 carefuls.
could be SAS chicken, “who dares wins”
SAS = Self Addressed/Stamped ???
Chikkenz b addressed adn stamped now??
I haz herd uv snail mail, but not deh chikken mail.
Sumtiymez I b thinking I owt uv deh loop.
Note 2 self: Must try 2 ketch up on current kulture.
Special Air Service, sneaky bastiges
with the weird things they be feedin’ livestock somedays near anything is possible.
ai agree.
yesterdey, ai wuz halpin mai 5yerold sistr get dresst after swimmin, an ai saw ants in her unnerpants. ime a gud sistr tho, so ai remooved the ants b4 giving her teh unnerpants.
*shudder*
…
No – rly. I jus shuddered IRL. Datz sooooo nastee — but wut a niec sistur to remoob teh antzes.
thank yu, she thinks ime a grate sistr too- sheel be rillee mad wen ai moove bak to mai apartment this fawl.
Ok, ew.
Suddenly, underware chikkens don’t sound so bad.
*snert*
i iz bein infektid! Run, RUUUUUUN!
I think this pic and this one (http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-dog-pictures-dog-hunts-the-cat-with-you.jpg) can go together… hehe
Dis LOL reminds me uv taht muvee frum teh ’80’s starring teh laet John Ritter, muvee called ‘Skin Deep,’ which ‘featured’ glow-in-teh-dark condoms.
Mai Huzbin jus capshund himz nawt sekkund lolcat!!!! Ai fink it r teh funneh, tew!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627547
…
Ai lubz mai huzbin!!!
Er…. to save teh trubbul of puttin on teh “aich tee tee pee,”
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1627547
LAWLZ! Iz zit yore kitteh?
…oh…and…KA-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!!!
Uh-oh. Owl down! I wuzn’t spekting splortz on dis fred.
I wuz spekting deh spanish inkwizishun.
*runz rownd lukking fer deh CCC.*
Were iz it? I cant member witch fred itz on!!!
Oh, deh owl-maniteee!1!! Sumwun hep mii find deh CCC!!!
Ai be teh ded nao, cweenmj.
Oh Noez!!!! No wun kamded 2 helpingz????? How kan dat b????
I ben werking adn kum bak 2 see a ded owl lying on deh floor.
Braynez ebbree were.
*Flyz in2 akshun*
*administerz Owl CPR.*
Breethe Owl!!!
*chekz pulse. findz a faint hartbeet.*
*Continuez Owl CPR*
C’mon Owl!! Live!!!!
*Chekz pulse agin. It b stronger!!*
Yay!! Owl Livez!!
Let mii git ur braynez bak in ur hed.
*Sweepz up braynz wif bare handz adn skoopz dem up.*
*Tukz dem into deh krayniel kabitee*
*takez off own CHRG and putz it on Owl*
*Lukz arownd 4 duk taype. Duznt seeing ennee.*
*Takez off sock adn tiez it rown Owlz hed*
*2 holding on deh CHRG.*
*Gibz Owl eemerjenC chokklit frum pokkit.*
*Kerrieez Owl 2 Splort Recubberee Ward.*
*Owl iz rappt in floofee blankeez adn given endless supple*
*eye uv restorative chokklit martooneez*
*rushes in and seez owl lying dere wib a sock round hiz hed. He gets owt hiz duck tayp super-soaker adn cubbers teh top ob Owl’s hed in duck tape. Mynd yew, it alsew gets teh pillow, teh bed fraym, mowst ob teh wall,… Yur hed may feel a little hebbier dan uzual fore a bit, Owl.*
hmmm…heartbeat wif no brayne? Hao can dat bee?
I dunno HAOW it kin b, but it muss b troo, cuz I finksew uh lawt uvvem r dryvin awn GA 400 norf uv Hotlanta…
ZOMG Logan!!!! Run for the surface!
“Lastday, Capricorn 29s. Enter Carousel”
Dey’s playin tag wif funy colorz again…
Just a note, Green Lasers are very dangerous for animals (and people) since you don’t have a blink reflex to green light like you do to red light, therefore it’s *much* easier to damage the eye with them…
*does NAWT recommend the use of actual lasers pointed towards any person, animal or mirror, since coherent light is extremely dangerous even at low levels. True, focused coherent light like lasers should only ever be pointed at diffusely reflecting surfaces. You’ve a LOT more flexibility if the light is scattered, say by smoke, which is why real lasers can be used in a light show without frying anyone’s eyeballs, but you’re usually talking a lot of fairly dense smoke, and even then, I’m not convinced they always use lasers.
LEDs, flashlights/torches and other toys that may be sold as “lasers” but are not classified as actual laser emitters are fine at sane intensities. Anything can be made insane. I’d avoid pointing anything at eyes, or in such a way that a sudden move could bring a strong light directly into the eyes, but you’ve much more flexibility when it’s not really laser light.
(For those unsure if their pointer is LED or laser, if you’ve got something made of glass handy, you can find out. LEDs emit over a narrow spectrum, but it isn’t infinitely narrow. A prism, something glass at an angle, or whatever, should split up the light. It’ll look like a smudged blob. A laser beam can’t be split, you can bounce it through all the prisms you like and the dot you get at the end will be the same size and have the same sharpness as if it had gone through air all the way.)
Ai had a red laser pointy toy for Zeus…wuz phun phor a phhhhew daze…tehn, wun moarning, eye woek up an’ faound it in peeces, broken, wiff soem peeces foreber disapeered…habn”t botted a replaecemint wun since tehn.
My srrrosly oberwate kitteh was recmnded a laser pointr toy by vet…ennyting to get the fat guy moovin. He ignrs it. Dunnt care ’bout it. Wunnt moove. Moovin uses de calrees, see? An calrees r wut he wants. Gushifud r krunchyfud…laiks em both. Only ting he plays wif is sumtimes a pipekleener twisted into a ring.
Ur funneh! I likez ur ritin style.
An ur cute doggeh.
pleh
Huh???
My goggie is cyoot, huh? Hez be sleepin by my feetz while I type naow. And snorrrrrrin somting awful! The kitteh’s liek him and he liek’s the kittehs, but sumtimes he tinks dey luk like xtra fun 4 chasin and I haf to stop dat. But I laf furst, cuz the kittehs’ pointy endz wud stop him even betteh!
OMG SNIPER!!!!
Aaaah! Iz I turnin GREEN? Duz I glow in dark? Help meeeee!
wear did ur hoomans obtane such grene lazers!!! they is espensivs they arr! give, give!
Laser: $25
Cat: $900
Scaring the crap out of him: Priceless
Scratch that, Scaring the rainbows out of him: Priceless.
LMAO
FIRE TEH LAZRS!
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