Comments on: May I present to you…

By: nobody

nobody — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:52:24 +0000

definitlee lolican if dey has lolrus and lolcat the lol coms furst.

i can has lol-ipop?

By: carbondragon

carbondragon — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:58:08 +0000

ill take 4!

By: StarWitness

StarWitness — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:03:53 +0000

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.. Kudos!!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:07:52 +0000

Ai leffa comintz las nite, butts nawt heer …brassa frassa rassa
Ennywai, c iffin ai merember zaklee awl eye sed…:idea sumfing lyk…
Pls nawt gowai, pls stay heers n plai!! We awl lyk yew n want yew tew hab teh funs, giglols n grins wif us. Yew wants us tew beg?? OK, heer goze…
*awn neez, paws clasps awl beseeching luukin*
Pleeez, pleeez, pritty pleez bees heer wif us, we lyk yew n wonts yew heer tew shayr R laffs n cheer! Y yew bees sew down awn yorslef n nawt werthy felion? Yew seed hao mush peeps wonts yew heer!!!?!
Sew gichur fetherd butt bakineer, oar ai’ll pluck yew bawld!! jk

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:48:26 +0000

fang Q…nawt shoor if eye stai, dough.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:04:12 +0000

{{{{Oobar}}}}
Ai noes hao yew feels, oar sumpin berry klose. Juss lyk JD, it tooked menny yeers ob menny fings tew fine owt Ai has a sichee ashun dat rekwirez teh medicashuns (cownt dem…wun too free!) fur depreshuns, by pololar adn ankshus. Nont lyk pills so mush, butts iffin ai nawt taykem, prolbums bees teh hyooj! Ai still has a sads sumtyms, butts ai cums heer adn ichc adn peeps liffs me ups. Aslo, ai keeps maislef bizzee wiff wutebber ai kin fynds…kleenin, shawpin (WIN!! ) juss doan stagnayt oar ice olayt yurslef, it cans mayks it wurser (duz fur me enny hao).
Ai yam sendin yew lawts ob warm luvs, heelin adn cawm fots adn n r gee tew keeps pluggin alawng. Pls stai heer n plai wif us OK?????

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:39:00 +0000

*snurt*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:42:11 +0000

Doan need munnies to be classy.

I seed sum ub teh coarsest, rudest, vulgarist brassur frassurs alibe wiff
LOTS ub munnies!

An den, sum ub the poorest, lowest on teh totem pole peeps hoo has teh
stateliness ub kings.

An teh moast elegant woman I noe weighs about 500 pounds. Her shines
teh Light ub teh Lawd like a beacon and radiates. Her is Kindness, Gentle
ness, an Elegance personified.

Physicallnuss not mattur. Dose wutt has Knowing knows it r teh attitude an
heart. And dats teh truff. plb.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:39:01 +0000

*psst..owl.*

When a nice lady tells u u r hansum, say fank u.

Is classy.

Doan need no munnies too be classy. (ref to ur other poast.)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:37:54 +0000

U poor fing. U juss cannutt halp it, can u? *pats SolnEsther gentlee wiff
hoofie*

By: SolnEsther

SolnEsther — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:24:20 +0000

Ise glad der haz bean no anti semitic comments about the syz of muh beak.

By: Draq

Draq — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:59:38 +0000

That’s very clearly a lake.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:51:17 +0000

Fang kew, elfinugget. Haow ai wish mai stoopi Zeus did hedbonks. He’s grate, butt he know does hedbonks and rarely snorglez wif meh…defectib CAT!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:47:23 +0000

JCH4K, ai aplologize. Frum wut liddle ai’ve red abaot yew, ai knoe yore herting, two. Ai fot it wuz a relatib uv yores hoo passed away, butt taht duzn’t madder…fambly member, fren…still hertz. Mai cundol…condol…sholder heer foar yew to crai awn.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:39:01 +0000

Phunny? Nawt two bee shellfish, but ai nebber sea ennywun larf at mai posts.

Ai wish ai wuz Jack.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:36:27 +0000

Mice to meet sumwun hoo unnerstands, frum habbing saem (oar berry similol) ploblem.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:33:09 +0000

whoa! cuffs! fuzzy cuffs, eben! nawty siobhan! duuuuuurty gurl!

Ai tolded yew taht Siobhan iz mai faborite Orish gurl’s naem, rite?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:30:11 +0000

ai alwaiz glad to share teh happi, gremlin.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:28:03 +0000

Yew aer teh ossum, cweenmj.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:25:42 +0000

ghouda/gouda adbice, butt ai haz no munnies to be classy…an’ can’t afford tew bee dewing teh loan fing. ::::::sigh::::::::

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:19:43 +0000

Fang q, butt yew needz eyez checked, aifinkso.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:18:03 +0000

:blush:

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:00:36 +0000

Wuht elss?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:59:29 +0000

…an hii priizintz whenevuhr teh hellikan.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:31:39 +0000

ooh, owl, I dinnit knoez yu has a sad. U has frenz heer… an’ I knoez dey is nawt rilly da saem az teh warm fethry owl in da nezt but… we knoez dat othr owl’z owt der sumwhar. Nont crai. We has hedbonks foar yu.

By: Deodand

Deodand — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:30:24 +0000

Or a LOLican?

By: KitKatsMom

KitKatsMom — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:54:52 +0000

Wish wii ewezes to cutz daon teh biggestest tree inna fowrest…

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:54:26 +0000

*dantz uv joi* Fankoo! I joyns yoo in teh singing:

Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Neber let it fade away!
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Save it 4 a raynee day.

*luks into pokkit to see sparkels*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:14:51 +0000

Fangz, gremlin!!
*Reechez into pokkit adn handz Gremlin a fallen star.*
Dere ya go. Enneebuddee els wanting wun, I will putting dem heer in dis liddul box 4 u. Evverbuddee shud hab a pokkitful uv starlite.
.
Dat b an old Perry Como song i member frum mai childhood. *sigh* bak wen wii dint habbing deh tv — just lissend 2 deh raydyo.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:31:34 +0000

And … Always luk on teh BRITE sied uv Life!
♫♫♫
If u cans.
If nawt, come heer and we will show u it!
Dat goes fur evrywun!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:25:44 +0000

cweenmj, that wuz so luvlee! *luks shy* I noes yor sawng wuz for owl – {{owl}} – but culd I hav a liddel peec uv wun uv yor falling stars? I promiss I will luv it an keep it an cherish it. A pokkitful uf starlite sownds just luvverly. An haz I told yoo laytely hao beautiful yor voyce is when yoo singz?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:19:07 +0000

We ar in yor Internets waytin fur yoo to coem owt an play . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:18:15 +0000

*pop! shh!* That wuz shampayne bubbels, frum teh Lwrence Welk Show!

An nao a sawng frum owr luvlee liddel Ana Cani! Follered by Bobby an Cisssy, dantzing uppa storm! An then sum beautimus akkordion myusik frum owr own Myrun Floran.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:09:01 +0000

I luvs newts! *shmoo* fur teh newt reference! *klap klap*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:07:45 +0000

X-istential nawts (teh kynd yoo gits tyed up in at 2 in teh morning)
Yellow-bellied, lily-livverd nawts
Zookeeper nawts (to keep teh lyins an tygerz an bares sayf)

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:06:53 +0000

Floofy belleh dans jiglols
Dare be breezis heer dat fillded up mai hed n mayd me bees dizzee.
*hed spinz*
Fanks OOBARK, yew bee hansumist big ii’d owlol!

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:59:09 +0000

{{{kitkay}}}, fanks!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:58:16 +0000

Uber nawts
Victory nawts
Wiskey nawts
X…

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:52:55 +0000

Reely cumpleks nawts
Seereyus nawts
Tyed n nawts
U…

By: officecat

officecat — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:02:03 +0000

*hugglez oobark*

U iz no stranger heer in Cheezland. U belong heer as much as teh rest uf us do. U’re reely good peeplz oobark, doan let anyone else (including urself) think otherwize. I too haz only been commentin a showrt time, but I think u iz gr8 peeplz and beelong in teh ICHC fambly.
Luff comez in many diffrent foarms…but I’ve alwayz been a beleefer in luff bee’n owt dere foar eberywun. Luff be owt dere foar u oobark, she’s just playin a reely gud game uf hide’n’seek. Doan looz hoap. She’s owt dere.

{{{{{oobark}}}}}

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:00:03 +0000

A peLOLcan?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:31:02 +0000

Deer oobark! {{{{{oobark}}}} Hao can yoo even THINK such a thing! Let aloan say it. Yoo ar verree interesting an funnee an playful an awl teh things we reelee laik heer.

Ai do nawt know hao long yoo lurked heer befoar yoo began to commint, but there ar purrrrrhaps menee things about being heer taht yoo do nawt yet know. But you WILL know them, because we reelee laik yoo. Ai know ai do fur shur! Tho ai havn’t bin heer so much laytely becuz ai hav sum personal problims – and am traveling.

Ai am rite nao in Jermanee – in Stuttgart – an hav just finished teh speech ai am giving today – in 7 hours – at teh memorial gathering fur wun ov mai verree best frenz in the whirled. So ai must see menee peeple (ai used to live heer fur menee years) and do nawt hav so much taim to play heer.

But do nawt think fur wun MINNIT taht yoo do nawt belawng heer! Yoo hav ebreething it taeks to be a marvelous cheezfrend an citizen of Cheezland. An we wud miss yoo dredfullee if yoo went away! An fur weeks ai wud bee putting yoo awn mai list of “teh missing” an begging yoo to come bak.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:09:16 +0000

o hai owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh!!!
uf course u belong wiff us!! pwease dont go!!
u iz so funny an’ haz such good lolspeak, it meanz dat ur a natural at ICHC!!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:04:44 +0000

*owlnaps owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh, surgicaly remobes teh depreshun adn replayces it wib lols from ICHC.*
.
Akshually, I know dis kind ob feeling. Used tew lib wib it daily. Fore sum peepul, it iz simply a mattur ob choice and purrspectib. Fore obers, lyke myself, it’s a littul moar complex but nuffing unsolbable. It took a sleep study, an MRI, an EEG adn three psychologists tu figgur it owt, but den my brayn awlways haz played hard-tew-get. Depreshun adn self-dowt ARE solbable problums fore eberyone, but dat duz nawt meen exactly teh saym solution will wurk fore eberyone.
.
(Cue Life of Brian sketch: “We are all different!” “I’m not!”)

By: jd

jd — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:57:56 +0000

Ai thot it woz “iffen yu argew fore yur limitations, remembur tew sell dem on eBay later.”

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:48:08 +0000

*cuffs owlie 2 ichc* u nawt go. u’s a funneh fellwo… u’s jus ‘lowed 2 go iffn ur funneh be needed sumwehre els moa importuntleh… but u comez back. unnerstands? we needs u here cuz we lyks u!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:32:31 +0000

{{{Owl}}} don’t say u duzn’t blong heer. enneewun hoo haz deh fun heer, blongz heer. dis b deh plais 2 kum wen u haz a happee — u kin sharing it wif uzzerz. Dis b deh plais 2 kum wen u haz a sad — u kin b noeing dat uzzerz b keering bowt u. Adn dere awlwayz b a lol heer 2 cheering u up. Dis b a giant “Kum az U R” partee. (wii eben haz lubz fer deh trollz)
.
Heer, I singing u a speshul song fer a nite owl.
♪♫
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Neber let it fade away!
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Save it 4 a raynee day.
♪♫
4 love may come an’ tap u on deh shoulder,
Sum star-less nite!
Just in kayse u feel u wanna’ hold her,
U’ll have a pokkitful of starlite!
♪♫
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Neber let it fade away!
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Save it 4 a raynee day.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:12:31 +0000

Vanna White wuz mai nawt-sekkund thot wen I seeinged it, 2.
.
Stend, wen u gonna git a profile soze I can making u mai frend. Mai fren klekshun won’t b kumplete wifowt u.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:10:06 +0000

Oh hai, kk adn kk!
Teh howse on weelz b ok.
Deh jeep, not so much. Itz chek engine lite cameded on today. Haz appoyntment in Redmond 2morrow 2 finding owt wut it thinkz b rong. Hoping it b ok fer deh drive 2 deh Yakitup in Yakima Satyr Day.
*krossez finnerz*

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:50:23 +0000

but… an O wib un byt out ob it… looks lyk a cookie… nomnomnomnom…