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A kur e us byrd iz da pellikan
A kuree-us-ity killz teh byrd?
A byrd dat curez iz a pillikan.
A peLOLcan?
Or a LOLican?
Wuht elss?
…an hii priizintz whenevuhr teh hellikan.
Hiz beek kan hol mor dan hiz belleh kan
Tank u Ogden Nash
Hee cans howld in hiz beek
Eenuff fuds fur a week
Doh ai donut seez hao inna hellican!
EGGSELLENT nawt sekund, owld lurker! Yoo laiks a drinkee anna dans?
Tank yew. Ai neber knowed dere waz anover line. Ai woud lyke someting kool an frostee. It waz hot todai. Ai will watch yu danse. Ai be havin 2 leftz footz.
Awww. Old lurker — u b fergeting dat heer enneefing iz possibul.
Heer, I sing 4 u.
♪♫
Twas down were fisher-folk gather,
I wanderd far frum deh throng,
I herd a fisher-gurl singing,
Adn tihs refrayn wuz her song . . .
♪♫
( Oh O’oo ! )
♪♫
Red sayls in teh sunset,
Way owt awn teh see,
Oh kerry mai lobbed wun
Home safelee to me . . .
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Wuzn’t dat nise?? In reel life i can’t b kerreeing a toon in a bukkit,
but heer i b singing like an angel.
Cheezland b majikle.
Noaw u git ur too left feetz owt adn start dansin!
OKAY. But maek sure teh EMTz are on standbye….**Slow twirl** **slow stepp stepp to rite an den de lfet** **one mor twirl**
I did it! yay!!!!
Oh a yur song wasz luberly.
Hurray fur teh cween’s lubbly song and old lurker’s graisful and speeritted dans
Bravo!!!
*Cheerz and wistulingz.*
*Floofee pawz ebbreewear applesauce deh *
*graseful dansingz uv deh old lurker!!!*
*handz old lurker a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!!
Eggsellent sawngndans! Conga rats shoelaces tew awl!
Ai can has a chawklit martoonie, too, pls? Kthx!
“…Red sayls in teh sunset,
Way owt awn teh see,…”
Ahhh! Byoofull sawng fer byoofull pikcher! Maid meh crai (happee crai, nawt sad) a liddul. MomCat usta sing dat too meh wen ai was a kitten.
{{exhoicat}} thaz so saweet.
YAY!
Old lurker gotz a nawt sekund!!!!
Hop on mah back, old lurker, an i shall dants furr bofe ub us!
*donkee dantses along on tappy shooes*
Old Lurker got TWO nawt sekkonds, for teh saym lol! Old Lurker shud derefore get teh honor ob teh TyBooteek! Adn as yu tyed wib yurself, yu get tu go in twice!
yeah!!! OL tied her (his) self in knots-econds!
I noo cattergory ob fursty-feetzeez!
Wat can wi cawl thyz new category?
Less mayk a list. I lyke lists:
Awl teh nawts
Beeing nawty
Cat-ured teh flag
Danjerus wen typing
E…
Earlee burd getz teh fishz
Fresh fishz
Getz yur fresh fishz
Heerz yur fishz
I gotz fishz heer
Jus fishz
Knothin elz but
Lotza fishz
Multipul fishz
Nise fishz
Onlee fishz
Pleez hav sum fishz
Quit wif teh fishz
R….
Reely cumpleks nawts
Seereyus nawts
Tyed n nawts
U…
Uber nawts
Victory nawts
Wiskey nawts
X…
X-istential nawts (teh kynd yoo gits tyed up in at 2 in teh morning)
Yellow-bellied, lily-livverd nawts
Zookeeper nawts (to keep teh lyins an tygerz an bares sayf)
“…or, as I like to call it, a never-ending buffet.”
datz cyoot..
and noo-trishus, 2 boot!
Adn yew kin goes swimmin inyer birdai soot!
singin’ w00t, w00ty-w00t!
keep it cleen, dunt polllllute!
duzzint rechoir much loot…
Yew kin git dare frum enny root…
hurry on up, and plz bring R fren zauber-floot!
yeah git her heer to eat sum ob dis neber enden fish soop.
sew wii kin goes huntin fur a red belleh’d newt!
Ai’v has lawts ob fun
wif ebrywun
butts nao ai muss bid adoot!
g’nite all
awww, so soon? wii wuz havin’ so mush fun….sleep well, cheezfren-wiff-teh-orangy-kitteh-ababtar so cyoot!
{{{kitkay}}}, fanks!
I luvs newts! *shmoo* fur teh newt reference! *klap klap*
Yers if yew gess teh rite price!
elebenty seven
Elebenty-seven minus 1!
{{{LCB}}
Elebenty-seven minus teh fyremanz lcb still haz.
lebentee seben plus 1!
{{{{cweenmj}}}
How iz yew in youre hausonweels?
o hai frum mii, 2, cwmj! I lurked at yore blogt today, 2!
an hai to kk in noo-zee-land—it wuz 102 hear–wii can trade briezez?
ohai kitkay. Wii can shure traed briezez. Wii has teh sleet and rayne 2day and iz 41 fairyhites outsyde. Tehre is teh snoes on teh hills twoo.
And snoes twomorruh as well.
Tihs wedder fourkast brunged to yew by our sponsuhs.
Oh hai, kk adn kk!
Haz appoyntment in Redmond 2morrow 2 finding owt wut it thinkz b rong. Hoping it b ok fer deh drive 2 deh Yakitup in Yakima Satyr Day.
Teh howse on weelz b ok.
Deh jeep, not so much. Itz chek engine lite cameded on today.
*krossez finnerz*
I’d like to buy an ‘O’
thank you, vanna
Rong game!
you don’t think this looks like the vanna white of seabirds? (gestures)
yebbutt, ai hates teh dress!!!
yabutt, ai lykes yer troll-do!
Vanna White wuz mai nawt-sekkund thot wen I seeinged it, 2.
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Stend, wen u gonna git a profile soze I can making u mai frend. Mai fren klekshun won’t b kumplete wifowt u.
Would you like to buy an “O”?
Circular and sweet
“O” looks just like a donut
Really good enough to eat
It’ll cost you just a nickel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajHVLJG0298
just a nikkil?? I’ll take free.
but… an O wib un byt out ob it… looks lyk a cookie… n