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May I present to you… …the ocean.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

kitkay

A kuree-us-ity killz teh byrd?

 
jd

A byrd dat curez iz a pillikan.

 
 
jmuhj

…an hii priizintz whenevuhr teh hellikan.

 
 
old lurker

Hiz beek kan hol mor dan hiz belleh kan

 
 
KitKatsMom

Hee cans howld in hiz beek
Eenuff fuds fur a week
Doh ai donut seez hao inna hellican!

EGGSELLENT nawt sekund, owld lurker! Yoo laiks a drinkee anna dans?

old lurker

Tank yew. Ai neber knowed dere waz anover line. Ai woud lyke someting kool an frostee. It waz hot todai. Ai will watch yu danse. Ai be havin 2 leftz footz.

cweenmj

Awww. Old lurker — u b fergeting dat heer enneefing iz possibul.
Heer, I sing 4 u.
♪♫
Twas down were fisher-folk gather,
I wanderd far frum deh throng,
I herd a fisher-gurl singing,
Adn tihs refrayn wuz her song . . .
♪♫
( Oh O’oo ! )
♪♫
Red sayls in teh sunset,
Way owt awn teh see,
Oh kerry mai lobbed wun
Home safelee to me . . .
.
Wuzn’t dat nise?? In reel life i can’t b kerreeing a toon in a bukkit,
but heer i b singing like an angel. :D
Cheezland b majikle.
Noaw u git ur too left feetz owt adn start dansin! ;)

old lurker

OKAY. But maek sure teh EMTz are on standbye….**Slow twirl** **slow stepp stepp to rite an den de lfet** **one mor twirl**

I did it! yay!!!!

martianmary

Hurray fur teh cween’s lubbly song and old lurker’s graisful and speeritted dans

 
 
cweenmj

Bravo!!!
*Cheerz and wistulingz.*
*Floofee pawz ebbreewear applesauce deh *
*graseful dansingz uv deh old lurker!!!*

cweenmj

*handz old lurker a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!!

KitKatsMom

Eggsellent sawngndans! Conga rats shoelaces tew awl!

Ai can has a chawklit martoonie, too, pls? Kthx!

 
 
 
 
exhoicat

“…Red sayls in teh sunset,
Way owt awn teh see,…”

Ahhh! Byoofull sawng fer byoofull pikcher! Maid meh crai (happee crai, nawt sad) a liddul. MomCat usta sing dat too meh wen ai was a kitten.

 
 
 
kafleen

YAY!

Old lurker gotz a nawt sekund!!!!

Hop on mah back, old lurker, an i shall dants furr bofe ub us!

*donkee dantses along on tappy shooes*

jd

Old Lurker got TWO nawt sekkonds, for teh saym lol! Old Lurker shud derefore get teh honor ob teh TyBooteek! Adn as yu tyed wib yurself, yu get tu go in twice!

yippee!!!

yeah!!! OL tied her (his) self in knots-econds!
I noo cattergory ob fursty-feetzeez!

jd

Wat can wi cawl thyz new category?
Less mayk a list. I lyke lists:
Awl teh nawts
Beeing nawty
Cat-ured teh flag
Danjerus wen typing
E…

PercyCat

Earlee burd getz teh fishz
Fresh fishz
Getz yur fresh fishz
Heerz yur fishz
I gotz fishz heer
Jus fishz
Knothin elz but
Lotza fishz
Multipul fishz
Nise fishz
Onlee fishz
Pleez hav sum fishz
Quit wif teh fishz
R….

fikshunkitteh

Reely cumpleks nawts
Seereyus nawts
Tyed n nawts
U…

stagehanddan

Uber nawts
Victory nawts
Wiskey nawts
X…

gremlin

X-istential nawts (teh kynd yoo gits tyed up in at 2 in teh morning)
Yellow-bellied, lily-livverd nawts
Zookeeper nawts (to keep teh lyins an tygerz an bares sayf)

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Billy

“…or, as I like to call it, a never-ending buffet.”

kitkay

and noo-trishus, 2 boot!

fikshunkitteh

Adn yew kin goes swimmin inyer birdai soot! 8O

yippee!!!

singin’ w00t, w00ty-w00t!

fikshunkitteh

Yew kin git dare frum enny root…

kitkay

hurry on up, and plz bring R fren zauber-floot!

Badgerer

yeah git her heer to eat sum ob dis neber enden fish soop.

 
fikshunkitteh

sew wii kin goes huntin fur a red belleh’d newt!

fikshunkitteh

Ai’v has lawts ob fun
wif ebrywun
butts nao ai muss bid adoot!
g’nite all ;)

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kitkay

awww, so soon? wii wuz havin’ so mush fun….sleep well, cheezfren-wiff-teh-orangy-kitteh-ababtar so cyoot!

 
fikshunkitteh

{{{kitkay}}}, fanks!

 
 
gremlin

I luvs newts! *shmoo* fur teh newt reference! *klap klap*

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kimkiwi

Elebenty-seven minus teh fyremanz lcb still haz.

 
kimkiwi

{{{{cweenmj}}}

How iz yew in youre hausonweels?

kitkay

o hai frum mii, 2, cwmj! I lurked at yore blogt today, 2!
an hai to kk in noo-zee-land—it wuz 102 hear–wii can trade briezez?

kimkiwi

ohai kitkay. Wii can shure traed briezez. Wii has teh sleet and rayne 2day and iz 41 fairyhites outsyde. Tehre is teh snoes on teh hills twoo.

And snoes twomorruh as well.

Tihs wedder fourkast brunged to yew by our sponsuhs.

cweenmj

Oh hai, kk adn kk! ;)
Teh howse on weelz b ok.
Deh jeep, not so much. Itz chek engine lite cameded on today. :( Haz appoyntment in Redmond 2morrow 2 finding owt wut it thinkz b rong. Hoping it b ok fer deh drive 2 deh Yakitup in Yakima Satyr Day.
*krossez finnerz*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
stendtrollhalismo

I’d like to buy an ‘O’

thank you, vanna

stendtrollhalismo

you don’t think this looks like the vanna white of seabirds? (gestures)

kitkay

yabutt, ai lykes yer troll-do!

 
 
cweenmj

Vanna White wuz mai nawt-sekkund thot wen I seeinged it, 2.
.
Stend, wen u gonna git a profile soze I can making u mai frend. Mai fren klekshun won’t b kumplete wifowt u. :(

 
 
 
teenie

Would you like to buy an “O”?
Circular and sweet
“O” looks just like a donut
Really good enough to eat
It’ll cost you just a nickel…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajHVLJG0298

cweenmj

just a nikkil?? I’ll take free.

 
siobhan

but… an O wib un byt out ob it… looks lyk a cookie… n