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A kur e us byrd iz da pellikan
A kuree-us-ity killz teh byrd?
A byrd dat curez iz a pillikan.
A peLOLcan?
Or a LOLican?
definitlee lolican if dey has lolrus and lolcat the lol coms furst.
i can has lol-ipop?
Wuht elss?
…an hii priizintz whenevuhr teh hellikan.
Hiz beek kan hol mor dan hiz belleh kan
Tank u Ogden Nash
Hee cans howld in hiz beek
Eenuff fuds fur a week
Doh ai donut seez hao inna hellican!
EGGSELLENT nawt sekund, owld lurker! Yoo laiks a drinkee anna dans?
Tank yew. Ai neber knowed dere waz anover line. Ai woud lyke someting kool an frostee. It waz hot todai. Ai will watch yu danse. Ai be havin 2 leftz footz.
Awww. Old lurker — u b fergeting dat heer enneefing iz possibul.
Heer, I sing 4 u.
♪♫
Twas down were fisher-folk gather,
I wanderd far frum deh throng,
I herd a fisher-gurl singing,
Adn tihs refrayn wuz her song . . .
♪♫
( Oh O’oo ! )
♪♫
Red sayls in teh sunset,
Way owt awn teh see,
Oh kerry mai lobbed wun
Home safelee to me . . .
.
Wuzn’t dat nise?? In reel life i can’t b kerreeing a toon in a bukkit,
but heer i b singing like an angel.
Cheezland b majikle.
Noaw u git ur too left feetz owt adn start dansin!
OKAY. But maek sure teh EMTz are on standbye….**Slow twirl** **slow stepp stepp to rite an den de lfet** **one mor twirl**
I did it! yay!!!!
Oh a yur song wasz luberly.
Hurray fur teh cween’s lubbly song and old lurker’s graisful and speeritted dans
Bravo!!!
*Cheerz and wistulingz.*
*Floofee pawz ebbreewear applesauce deh *
*graseful dansingz uv deh old lurker!!!*
*handz old lurker a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!!
Eggsellent sawngndans! Conga rats shoelaces tew awl!
Ai can has a chawklit martoonie, too, pls? Kthx!
“…Red sayls in teh sunset,
Way owt awn teh see,…”
Ahhh! Byoofull sawng fer byoofull pikcher! Maid meh crai (happee crai, nawt sad) a liddul. MomCat usta sing dat too meh wen ai was a kitten.
{{exhoicat}} thaz so saweet.
YAY!
Old lurker gotz a nawt sekund!!!!
Hop on mah back, old lurker, an i shall dants furr bofe ub us!
*donkee dantses along on tappy shooes*
Old Lurker got TWO nawt sekkonds, for teh saym lol! Old Lurker shud derefore get teh honor ob teh TyBooteek! Adn as yu tyed wib yurself, yu get tu go in twice!
yeah!!! OL tied her (his) self in knots-econds!
I noo cattergory ob fursty-feetzeez!
Wat can wi cawl thyz new category?
Less mayk a list. I lyke lists:
Awl teh nawts
Beeing nawty
Cat-ured teh flag
Danjerus wen typing
E…
Earlee burd getz teh fishz
Fresh fishz
Getz yur fresh fishz
Heerz yur fishz
I gotz fishz heer
Jus fishz
Knothin elz but
Lotza fishz
Multipul fishz
Nise fishz
Onlee fishz
Pleez hav sum fishz
Quit wif teh fishz
R….
Reely cumpleks nawts
Seereyus nawts
Tyed n nawts
U…
Uber nawts
Victory nawts
Wiskey nawts
X…
X-istential nawts (teh kynd yoo gits tyed up in at 2 in teh morning)
Yellow-bellied, lily-livverd nawts
Zookeeper nawts (to keep teh lyins an tygerz an bares sayf)
“…or, as I like to call it, a never-ending buffet.”
datz cyoot..
and noo-trishus, 2 boot!
Adn yew kin goes swimmin inyer birdai soot!
singin’ w00t, w00ty-w00t!
keep it cleen, dunt polllllute!
duzzint rechoir much loot…
Yew kin git dare frum enny root…
hurry on up, and plz bring R fren zauber-floot!
yeah git her heer to eat sum ob dis neber enden fish soop.
sew wii kin goes huntin fur a red belleh’d newt!
Ai’v has lawts ob fun
wif ebrywun
butts nao ai muss bid adoot!
g’nite all
awww, so soon? wii wuz havin’ so mush fun….sleep well, cheezfren-wiff-teh-orangy-kitteh-ababtar so cyoot!
{{{kitkay}}}, fanks!
I luvs newts! *shmoo* fur teh newt reference! *klap klap*
Yers if yew gess teh rite price!
elebenty seven
Elebenty-seven minus 1!
{{{LCB}}
Elebenty-seven minus teh fyremanz lcb still haz.
lebentee seben plus 1!
{{{{cweenmj}}}
How iz yew in youre hausonweels?
o hai frum mii, 2, cwmj! I lurked at yore blogt today, 2!
an hai to kk in noo-zee-land—it wuz 102 hear–wii can trade briezez?
ohai kitkay. Wii can shure traed briezez. Wii has teh sleet and rayne 2day and iz 41 fairyhites outsyde. Tehre is teh snoes on teh hills twoo.
And snoes twomorruh as well.
Tihs wedder fourkast brunged to yew by our sponsuhs.
Oh hai, kk adn kk!
Haz appoyntment in Redmond 2morrow 2 finding owt wut it thinkz b rong. Hoping it b ok fer deh drive 2 deh Yakitup in Yakima Satyr Day.
Teh howse on weelz b ok.
Deh jeep, not so much. Itz chek engine lite cameded on today.
*krossez finnerz*
I’d like to buy an ‘O’
thank you, vanna
Rong game!
you don’t think this looks like the vanna white of seabirds? (gestures)
yebbutt, ai hates teh dress!!!
yabutt, ai lykes yer troll-do!
Vanna White wuz mai nawt-sekkund thot wen I seeinged it, 2.
.
Stend, wen u gonna git a profile soze I can making u mai frend. Mai fren klekshun won’t b kumplete wifowt u.
Would you like to buy an “O”?
Circular and sweet
“O” looks just like a donut
Really good enough to eat
It’ll cost you just a nickel…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajHVLJG0298
just a nikkil?? I’ll take free.
but… an O wib un byt out ob it… looks lyk a cookie… nomnomnomnom…
Doan luk at meh. Ai nawt be knowin teh rite price eevur.
One dollar!
Teh oshun iz elebenty thawsund, eleben hundrud adn elebenty seben cheezburgers wib a side ob herrings.
Wish wii ewezes to cutz daon teh biggestest tree inna fowrest…
Mai wet ting. Let meh show joo eet!
Plz to nawt be skrooinittup fur ebbreewun dat needz it.
U can use it… as long as u share.
Ai wonner wai dis gotz pozed at such a straynj tyme. Itz 2 hrs late or seberal hrs erlee. Ai waz about to cuss at CommmmcAST FER BEING SO SLOOOOOO.
it happund tother day, 2. i fink deh cheezmiesterz b messing wif us.
Iffn it gibs mor peeps a chance to hab a naut-sekond, den Ai am all 4 it.
Dey haz bin doin a 5pm PDT poast fur a fyoo weeks nao. Dis appeared to be rite on tiem.
*shrug*
Ar dey alzo doin one at 5pm CST? Dat’s de one ai kan cach when ai getz home.
In PDT, dey haz:
6am; 9am; 12pm; 3pm; 5pm.
…
Plz to be doin teh maths yerselvz. I noe wantz to fink ennymoar todai.
Shure, dese tour gide jobs iz stoopid, but iz a livin.
adn ifn yu look far behyond mii to the horeyezin, yu will se our naschinol byrd – teh kraine..
*heddesk*
Naschinol byrd of U-krane? *cranes neck to see*
*heddesk* *heddesk*
Wat a crane-j jowk.
deh wattr, i seez it
Hiya, Ocean! Nice ta meetya!
*shakes hands wif teh Ocean*
Ew. Clammy handshake.
*Shakes clams from hands.*
Ar we sur dat dis iz da oshun an not da baey?
I no be buying teh clams on eBay, kthxbuyfreshinstead
sew dat b seeBaey?
But de werr fresh when dey waz posted.
‘taint fresh now. In fact, u might say that ‘taint not tainted.
*U* might say that. I wouldn’t.
*taps LCB on shoulder*
Um, I tink yew jus did…sawry.
Oh, I don’t thinkso. I think mabye there is still some technickle difficulties wif teh remote control from before.
LCB, I can nawt get de linkie fur yur website 2 werk, adn YCheezfrenz is nawt werking? Is it just me?
Iz not just u, Mel. Mai clok sez 9:27 pm, en teh last post on Cheezfrenz sez 5:44 pm. Dere shud b sebrul hunnerd mor posts dere by naow. Pleh.
Yep. Oh, well.
Wat if all dose posts r being stored sumwar fur us 2 reed? Oh, noes!!! We will nebber ketchup! LOL!
wun jus came thru…………. heeer cums teh flud!!!!
Aaaauuuuuugggghhhhh!
heerz a life waft…………….. ebbrywun geton!!! heer cums teh flud,
GET IN THE BOAT!!
*hawps in teh boat*
heers yer kitteh sized 9 lives preserber……….. wraps it roun OC…….. pulls teh belt tite……….. otay, yew are gud to go!!!
aw, I can haz a qewt rayne hat to go wif it? Liek teh one Padeengton bare wearz? That wud be awesum!
imin…i brot an innurtoob
ai duzznt fnk it teh unnyforms, luk
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=849412
Is ok. Is ebidentlee borked agin. I made anuvver comment. It eeted it.
much borkage tewdai
MelONyx…itz bin kinda
weird tuday….4 me 2..
mus b growin painz…win u
thnk ov it….tehy growz
xponinshullee dailee!!!
(ooo,isedabeegwerd!)
Beeg werd! Lol! If de pelikan were anuvver kinda bird, I wud say
“Yark! Yark! Beeg vater!”
ok..uh..yark?
r u a staork?
Nope. Gull from the book Watership Down. Kee-har.
Oh yeh!! Teh book wuz
so much mor awsum tahn
teh mooby!!! az usual.
u sayd dat from the halibut, didnja?
noaw yoo juss cod thad owt!
[HOMER] Mmmm…. clams. [/HOMER]
I lol’d for once
Hoo Ray!!! {{{lollololol}}
Holy mackerel. Bless mai sole.
{{{{{ lollololo}}}}
Yew are sutch a star, fishies will cum from orl ovuh to shaek your hand.
/Bad pun mode off/
holy mackeral cat! whut’z dis i’m herring? trooly sharking! no carping frum lolllll….?
YAY!!!
*Givez lolllllllllolololol a giant SCHMOO!!!*
Kafleenz intervenshun werked!!!!!!!
Gud werk teem!!!
It wurked! we lubbed de troll into niceness!
{lolllllllllolololol}…
Neow wuzzint that fun! And itz even more
fun tu make them yurself!! (well maybe not
more fun…but just as fun) Make yourself
a “profile” and make some lols yourself and
see.
For some reason I heard the pelican’s voice sounding like Lawrence Welk. Cracked me up.
LOL
…
Nao it sowndz liek dat in mai hed, tew!
Weave gawt a reely beeg shoo fur u tunite…
teh Barnaculz r heer adn nex week…
Eelvis Prslee…(jus frum de finz up, tho)
*a whale lotta shakin goin ahn*
anna wun
anna tew
ohai yu mi favrit black kitty!!! jamama!
r u so xsightd bout yur upcumin yakimup?
i kno u r…….
oh yesh …….. am berry cited tew meet new peeps an has teh cween to shair teh room wif…….. den nex week ai meets teh donkee in sackeemento
an overnighter…pj party…funz…
shud be gud group tew!! frum canadia, idahoe, orygun n washington……. get onna plane!! ai pix yew up!!!
oh PC, wuz yew goin tew FLA? or iz ai mixin stuffs up agin?
jamama..
i did go…las week..wuz fun..
u hav gud memree…
neow countdown befor bak tu
skool…yikes…
wut wuz naim ob website wair yew finded it agin?
how did teh sand feelz on yer toezes??
wher i finded place wuz
on “VRBO.com”…vacation
rentalzbyowner…neber
again a hotel…ok almos
mebbe nebbur again…
nebbursaynebbur…i
digress…it wuz a 2 br
apt a clostoevrythingz.
sumdaysumday…i don lyk planez
muchez…luv teh landingz tho.
…on a wing and a prayer….
(movie”Always”)
Paul lukkin liddel yunger……….. wuz teh gud……… finkso ai has tew wash it agin!!
hollyhunter,richarddreyfuss,
johngoodman,audreyhepburn,
even, az an angel !!
oh mai bad………….. got paul n mixed up wif dreyfuss
amazon sez, yes we haz wun 4 jus 6.99 an dey can sended it tew me toooo… ai sed Otay!! lemme habit
i nebbur hav bide neting
dare…c f day hav
“Once Around” anuddur
gud HH&RD mooby wif
LauraSanjackamoe thrown
n fur gud meshur…
comic/tragic warning tho.
i dint say tew much…
oh ai beez teh gud amazon consumer!! movies, buks, n udder stuffs tew…. it cums berry fast……….. but ai fink it iz in skeattle……
ai will readz up on dat mobie……….fanks
O hai, PCat and jkitty! yoo getz 2 mete cheezfrenz IRL? that sownds lyke a dreem! I wood luvv 2 meet yoos guis!
(I finkso I needs to B BLOO, at leest 2 start,no?)
ohai kitkay!!
2 B bloo:
clik on “reply here”
type in under URI:
“http://mine.icanhascheezburger
.com/pictures-by-kitkay/”
add a comment & then hit
Add comment as usual,
and if yu have registered
i think you will b bloo.
i lef u a note kitkay..
but itz nawt heer yet..
antissapashun ♫
A one……ana two……ana three….. Veeerrry nize, boyz an girlz!
*pop! shh!* That wuz shampayne bubbels, frum teh Lwrence Welk Show!
An nao a sawng frum owr luvlee liddel Ana Cani! Follered by Bobby an Cisssy, dantzing uppa storm! An then sum beautimus akkordion myusik frum owr own Myrun Floran.
Ai alwayz go to ICHC at de end of de dai to relax and laff and refresz mai spirit. Tank yu allz. Nao ai gotta chart. Razzafrazza gubmint rekwired poop/paper work.
We ar in yor Internets waytin fur yoo to coem owt an play . . .
OT. R dere ne cheezfrenz heer? Is somefing rong?
Aiz heer – but aiz leevin fur teh nite. Ebbreewun haz a gud nite & ai will seez yew tomorrow!
nitey-knight, night-shayde!
*pullz window shayde down*
Ai replyd 2 u up dere ^^ alreddee, but yes…sumfin iz rong wif teh Cheezfrenz websyte. Dere iz also sumfin rong wif mai Yahoo mail, so Ai finkso iz a Yahoo ishoo (gezundheit!). So, Ai go sleepies erly 2nite.
At leest wii will gets gud sleeps! I hopes it is awl bedder b4 I starts 2 twitch!
Ai fot wii awl cheezfrenz heer. Kno?
hilllllllllllllllllarious
ohai MK………….. iz jus cummin here? duzznt fink ai seen yew before…….. cud be mai lack ob memry!!
innywai, jus want tew say ohai
thnks 4 introdusing me to ocean. maeks me smile!
Oshun iz shunned a lawt adn needs moar frends.
hmm.
whale, wadder wii wading 4?
Its hi tyde wii wents!
Is soooooo friggin cute!
*hoot*
*w00t*
(btw, O-shin sez ‘tanks 4 givving a hoot!’)
Adn plz doan has a pole oot
Eye can haz pole dance, tehn?
*hops, slydee slydee, twerly twerl, smyle*
::::::::turnz tew mush:::::::
blush…iz yore culler an…AN…yer doin’ it RITE! :*
In uvver werds…yoo PURRDY!
Yoo, too! I lurves yore abatar! Owl Eyez Rool!
:blush:
i c wut yu did ther…
u wild californaiyay gerl…
*hips tu teh left,
hips tu teh right, kneez bent
hips left..hips right…*
that wuz a hula dans add sum
bellz adn u getta belly dans..
Dare be breezis heer dat fillded up mai hed n mayd me bees dizzee.
*hed spinz*
Fanks OOBARK, yew bee hansumist big ii’d owlol!
Fang q, butt yew needz eyez checked, aifinkso.
*psst..owl.*
When a nice lady tells u u r hansum, say fank u.
Is classy.
Doan need no munnies too be classy. (ref to ur other poast.)
we dun 4 alredy but nao wer steddy an den dey went 1, 2, 3, 4…
Menny years ago when Esther and I were dating and just getting serious I took her aside at some silly funktion we attended and I told her, in a slightly pelicanish voice, I said “Esther, I likes you a lot and I has enormoth respcts fer you so I feel itz only fare dat I tell you now that I am definitely NAWT A PELICAN”
Esther freaked. She says ” BULL!, Iffen yer nawt a pelican wuts wiff alla fishheds and fevvers inna bed inna morning?” I responds ” I N O, Ise nawt a pelican so itz a mistery to me”. She sez “Yer lyin, yure klaiming to be nawt a pelican bekawse yer afraids my folks won’t approve of me being wiff a seabird”. I sez “No Esther I’se sharing this wiff you naow acawse I lykes you an I done wanna get dis relationship off onna wrong webbed foot.” She sez “OK” but I don’t fink sheez cornvintzed, so to dis day I periodically reminds her, I say in a pelicanish voyce “I luvs you muh sweet, but I is reely nawt a pelican”. Proovin dat yer nawt a pelican is tuff, itz lyke trying to proove yer nawt drunk.
Sol, i presume…
thaz wun grate storee…itz so wunnerful
2 kno sumwun so lonng and so well…
nawt drunk…because yur mine i walk the line!
(becuz yur mine, i pull the twine)
now, dat’z juss two funny, SolnEsther; I wuz juss finking about yoo a feyou minints ago, and how yoo have sich interesting fings 2 say ’bout yoo an ester, an how I haven’t hered frum yoo l8ly, and thin yoo hits us wiff diss ‘boviously troo-live storee—now, I’m knot saying yoo IS a pelicann, butt, letz juss say teh hole fing sownds a bit fishy…
(srry)
kitkay..dat sort ov thing happinz heer
all ov da tyme… co-incidences..r us…
Ise glad der haz bean no anti semitic comments about the syz of muh beak.
U poor fing. U juss cannutt halp it, can u? *pats SolnEsther gentlee wiff
hoofie*
pelican’s scare me
Ai, onna uvver wingtip, r nuffing, an incureable romantical/flirtus online-us hoo never…NEVER…gets teh gOwl. Yesh, dis souns liek a ‘pour meh’ sawb store-y, an’ ai aploligyze foar dat…jus figgered, sins wii hornets nst an awl…oh, PLEH, ai are nuffin’ butt uh fugly, bitter ol’ middlol-ayje burd hoo prolly duzn’t b’lawng heer.
Sawry, Cheezpeeps.
{{oobark}}
bebbe, evrybuddeeez got histry adn tragadee.
this may soun simpul but remembur wut the
iron giant sed: U r whoo u choose 2 b.
Adn ponder dis: Argue for your limitations
and sur enough they are yours.
ps: there is sumwun 4 evrywun…pleez keep
lookin…take a class IRL, art, writing, dans,
phtografee…anything that intrists you.
and u hav us frenz heer 2
Dat r good advice.
ghouda/gouda adbice, butt ai haz no munnies to be classy…an’ can’t afford tew bee dewing teh loan fing. ::::::sigh::::::::
Doan need munnies to be classy.
I seed sum ub teh coarsest, rudest, vulgarist brassur frassurs alibe wiff
LOTS ub munnies!
An den, sum ub the poorest, lowest on teh totem pole peeps hoo has teh
stateliness ub kings.
An teh moast elegant woman I noe weighs about 500 pounds. Her shines
teh Light ub teh Lawd like a beacon and radiates. Her is Kindness, Gentle
ness, an Elegance personified.
Physicallnuss not mattur. Dose wutt has Knowing knows it r teh attitude an
heart. And dats teh truff. plb.
Ai thot it woz “iffen yu argew fore yur limitations, remembur tew sell dem on eBay later.”
{{{Owl}}} don’t say u duzn’t blong heer. enneewun hoo haz deh fun heer, blongz heer. dis b deh plais 2 kum wen u haz a happee — u kin sharing it wif uzzerz. Dis b deh plais 2 kum wen u haz a sad — u kin b noeing dat uzzerz b keering bowt u. Adn dere awlwayz b a lol heer 2 cheering u up. Dis b a giant “Kum az U R” partee. (wii eben haz lubz fer deh trollz)
.
Heer, I singing u a speshul song fer a nite owl.
♪♫
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Neber let it fade away!
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Save it 4 a raynee day.
♪♫
4 love may come an’ tap u on deh shoulder,
Sum star-less nite!
Just in kayse u feel u wanna’ hold her,
U’ll have a pokkitful of starlite!
♪♫
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Neber let it fade away!
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Save it 4 a raynee day.
cweenmj, that wuz so luvlee! *luks shy* I noes yor sawng wuz for owl – {{owl}} – but culd I hav a liddel peec uv wun uv yor falling stars? I promiss I will luv it an keep it an cherish it. A pokkitful uf starlite sownds just luvverly. An haz I told yoo laytely hao beautiful yor voyce is when yoo singz?
*Reechez into pokkit adn handz Gremlin a fallen star.*
Dere ya go. Enneebuddee els wanting wun, I will putting dem heer in dis liddul box 4 u. Evverbuddee shud hab a pokkitful uv starlite.
.
Dat b an old Perry Como song i member frum mai childhood. *sigh* bak wen wii dint habbing deh tv — just lissend 2 deh raydyo.
*dantz uv joi* Fankoo! I joyns yoo in teh singing:
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Neber let it fade away!
Ketch a falling star an put it in ur pokkit
Save it 4 a raynee day.
*luks into pokkit to see sparkels*
ai alwaiz glad to share teh happi, gremlin.
Yew aer teh ossum, cweenmj.
*cuffs owlie 2 ichc* u nawt go. u’s a funneh fellwo… u’s jus ‘lowed 2 go iffn ur funneh be needed sumwehre els moa importuntleh… but u comez back. unnerstands? we needs u here cuz we lyks u!
whoa! cuffs! fuzzy cuffs, eben! nawty siobhan! duuuuuurty gurl!
Ai tolded yew taht Siobhan iz mai faborite Orish gurl’s naem, rite?
*owlnaps owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh, surgicaly remobes teh depreshun adn replayces it wib lols from ICHC.*
.
Akshually, I know dis kind ob feeling. Used tew lib wib it daily. Fore sum peepul, it iz simply a mattur ob choice and purrspectib. Fore obers, lyke myself, it’s a littul moar complex but nuffing unsolbable. It took a sleep study, an MRI, an EEG adn three psychologists tu figgur it owt, but den my brayn awlways haz played hard-tew-get. Depreshun adn self-dowt ARE solbable problums fore eberyone, but dat duz nawt meen exactly teh saym solution will wurk fore eberyone.
.
(Cue Life of Brian sketch: “We are all different!” “I’m not!”)
And … Always luk on teh BRITE sied uv Life!
♫♫♫
If u cans.
If nawt, come heer and we will show u it!
Dat goes fur evrywun!
Mice to meet sumwun hoo unnerstands, frum habbing saem (oar berry similol) ploblem.
{{{{Oobar}}}}
) juss doan stagnayt oar ice olayt yurslef, it cans mayks it wurser (duz fur me enny hao).
Ai noes hao yew feels, oar sumpin berry klose. Juss lyk JD, it tooked menny yeers ob menny fings tew fine owt Ai has a sichee ashun dat rekwirez teh medicashuns (cownt dem…wun too free!) fur depreshuns, by pololar adn ankshus. Nont lyk pills so mush, butts iffin ai nawt taykem, prolbums bees teh hyooj! Ai still has a sads sumtyms, butts ai cums heer adn ichc adn peeps liffs me ups. Aslo, ai keeps maislef bizzee wiff wutebber ai kin fynds…kleenin, shawpin (WIN!!
Ai yam sendin yew lawts ob warm luvs, heelin adn cawm fots adn n r gee tew keeps pluggin alawng. Pls stai heer n plai wif us OK?????
fang Q…nawt shoor if eye stai, dough.
Ai leffa comintz las nite, butts nawt heer
…brassa frassa rassa
Ennywai, c iffin ai merember zaklee awl eye sed…:idea sumfing lyk…
Pls nawt gowai, pls stay heers n plai!! We awl lyk yew n want yew tew hab teh funs, giglols n grins wif us. Yew wants us tew beg?? OK, heer goze…
*awn neez, paws clasps awl beseeching luukin*
Pleeez, pleeez, pritty pleez bees heer wif us, we lyk yew n wonts yew heer tew shayr R laffs n cheer! Y yew bees sew down awn yorslef n nawt werthy felion? Yew seed hao mush peeps wonts yew heer!!!?!
Sew gichur fetherd butt bakineer, oar ai’ll pluck yew bawld!! jk
o hai owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh!!!
uf course u belong wiff us!! pwease dont go!!
u iz so funny an’ haz such good lolspeak, it meanz dat ur a natural at ICHC!!
Phunny? Nawt two bee shellfish, but ai nebber sea ennywun larf at mai posts.
Ai wish ai wuz Jack.
Deer oobark! {{{{{oobark}}}} Hao can yoo even THINK such a thing! Let aloan say it. Yoo ar verree interesting an funnee an playful an awl teh things we reelee laik heer.
Ai do nawt know hao long yoo lurked heer befoar yoo began to commint, but there ar purrrrrhaps menee things about being heer taht yoo do nawt yet know. But you WILL know them, because we reelee laik yoo. Ai know ai do fur shur! Tho ai havn’t bin heer so much laytely becuz ai hav sum personal problims – and am traveling.
Ai am rite nao in Jermanee – in Stuttgart – an hav just finished teh speech ai am giving today – in 7 hours – at teh memorial gathering fur wun ov mai verree best frenz in the whirled. So ai must see menee peeple (ai used to live heer fur menee years) and do nawt hav so much taim to play heer.
But do nawt think fur wun MINNIT taht yoo do nawt belawng heer! Yoo hav ebreething it taeks to be a marvelous cheezfrend an citizen of Cheezland. An we wud miss yoo dredfullee if yoo went away! An fur weeks ai wud bee putting yoo awn mai list of “teh missing” an begging yoo to come bak.
JCH4K, ai aplologize. Frum wut liddle ai’ve red abaot yew, ai knoe yore herting, two. Ai fot it wuz a relatib uv yores hoo passed away, butt taht duzn’t madder…fambly member, fren…still hertz. Mai cundol…condol…sholder heer foar yew to crai awn.
*hugglez oobark*
U iz no stranger heer in Cheezland. U belong heer as much as teh rest uf us do. U’re reely good peeplz oobark, doan let anyone else (including urself) think otherwize. I too haz only been commentin a showrt time, but I think u iz gr8 peeplz and beelong in teh ICHC fambly.
Luff comez in many diffrent foarms…but I’ve alwayz been a beleefer in luff bee’n owt dere foar eberywun. Luff be owt dere foar u oobark, she’s just playin a reely gud game uf hide’n’seek. Doan looz hoap. She’s owt dere.
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ooh, owl, I dinnit knoez yu has a sad.
U has frenz heer… an’ I knoez dey is nawt rilly da saem az teh warm fethry owl in da nezt but… we knoez dat othr owl’z owt der sumwhar. Nont crai. We has hedbonks foar yu.
Fang kew, elfinugget. Haow ai wish mai stoopi Zeus did hedbonks. He’s grate, butt he know does hedbonks and rarely snorglez wif meh…defectib CAT!
That’s very clearly a lake.
*snurt*
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.. Kudos!!
ill take 4!